‘ello mates! I wrote this song with Leonard Cohen after a particularly hard night of drinking. We had just struck out with two bombshell blondes when I remarked, “You know Leonard, it feels like the dice are loaded, and that we’ll never win.” He replied, “Shut the fuck up, MJ.” The rest is history.
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Today’s model may have been featured here before, but my hippocampus just isn’t what it used to be, so I’m not really sure of that. Either way, she’s an HPA (Hot Piece of Ass) from the Czech Republic. She began modeling when she realized people would pay her money to see her double dog dare, double Ds. Please put your hand together for Katarina Hartlova!
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Shall we fucksize the test today? Did you study? Have you prepared a speech for afterward when you get a perfect score? I have.
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1111 – Henry V is crowned Holy Roman Emperor.
1612 – Miyamoto Musashi defeats Sasaki Kojiro at Funajima island.
1796 – The first elephant ever seen in the United States arrives from India.
1808 – William “Juda” Henry Lane perfected the tap dance.
1849 – Hungary becomes a republic.
1919 – The Establishment of the Provisional Government of the Republic of Korea.
1970 – An oxygen tank exploded on Apollo 13, preventing a planned moon landing.
1976 – The United States Treasury Department reintroduced the two-dollar bill.
1992 – The Great Chicago Flood.
1998 – Dolly, the world’s first cloned sheep, gave natural birth to a healthy baby lamb.
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Blonde.
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Brunette.
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Redhead.
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Watch out for the SWAT team this weekend. They’re tearing shit up.
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Well this is quite nice.
I have something to say about today’s BBF:
Ahem. Fuck you.
No Fuckin’ Way!!!
Happy Friday the 13th, sexy campers.
Phew. Against my better judgement, I clicked on the last link.
It was not what I expected. *golf clap.
And nice model today!
car in, such language, the proper way is
Fuck you ASSHOLE
Oh. So the internet is out of pretty girls with big boobs, huh?
Oh well, it was going to happen eventually, I guess….
Oh. So the interent is out of pretty girls with big boobs, huh?
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Oh, I can find lots of girls with big boobs. It’s the pretty part that is kind of tough. There are some real pigs out there.
There are some real pigs out there.
And chances are, we’ve already had them as BBF gals when the previous guy was responsble for selecting them…..
ar in, such language, the proper way is
Fuck you ASSHOLE
Ahem. Fuck you jackhole.
Jackhole has a nice ring to it.
I really thought your “William “Juda” Henry Lane” link was gonna go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTFRq1hjtM
And chances are, we’ve already had them as BBF gals when the previous guy was responsble for selecting them…..
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I’m thinking about throwing off, next week. Where exactly do I find a really big girl that likes to dust the bed?
Ahem. Fuck you jackhole.
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Well la-ti-da. Pinkies up, jackhole.
Perhaps we could move to SBF.
More than a hand-full is a waste, you know.
Perhaps we could move to SBF.
You volunteering?
More than a hand-full is a waste, you know.
Yeah, and penis size doesn’t matter either.
More than a hand-full is a waste, you know.
Honestly, I’ve never heard a chick with bigguns say this.
Where exactly do I find a really big girl that likes to dust the bed?
I was gonna suggest looking in San Diego, but recent photos make that joke no longer valid.
Try Mare’s house.
Small boobs with prehensile nipples are more interesting than big boobs with inverted nipples. But then I guess some PRUDE around here made that a moot point.
erhaps we could move to SBF.
You volunteering?
MJ hereby has my permission to publish, ON THE FRONT PAGE , the picture of my chesticles from the bewb page.
I’m a giver.
More than a hand-full is a waste, you know.
Next thing you know, she’ll be telling us we’ve made enough money.
I really thought your “William “Juda” Henry Lane” link was gonna go here:
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I don’t know shit about Pink Floyd. Maybe this afternoon, after my last conference call, I’m finally going to listen to Dark Side of the Moon.
Dark Side is a good one. I like Wish You Were Here, too. But The Wall is my favorite.
Dark Side is a good one. I like Wish You Were Here, too. But The Wall is my favorite.
Animals.
great stuff on that.
after my last conference call, I’m finally going to listen to Dark Side of the Moon.
You can get the entire thing on YT. Just sit back and enjoy.
MJ hereby has my permission to publish, ON THE FRONT PAGE , the picture of my chesticles from the bewb page.
You all saw this, right?
(He’s gonna need some of you topless and cover them with your hands too. And maybe dusting a bed. It’s a tradition.)
Definitely dusting the bed. Rent a French Maid costume.
Wiser – the picture is what it is. I didn’t say I would be supplying additional photos.
The left is coming apart. Their back to asking about Romney’s tax returns, and want him to apologize for his success. It’s as if they ENJOY stepping on their own dicks.
She doesn’t smile with her eyes and is a traitor! Send her to my room for “punishment”.
Later, tatertots.
Pigs on the wing.
Several species of small furry animals gathered in a cave and grooving with a pict.
(yeah, it’s Ummagumma, but the title is COOL!)
You can get the entire thing on YT. Just sit back and enjoy.
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I have every (I think) early PF album on vinyl. I think it’s a crime or something, but I bought a box of records, sight unseen for $50 and got PF, the Beatles white album, and a whole bunch of others in mint condition. Most were still wrapped in plastic.
Wiser – the picture is what it is. I didn’t say I would be supplying additional photos.
now I look like Car In’s avatar….
Later, tatertots.
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Hall pass?
(He’s gonna need some of you topless and cover them with your hands too. And maybe dusting a bed. It’s a tradition.)
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*waits for Car in’s email.
and cover them with your hands too.
Or BandAids.
* Starts to run – realizes I can’t outrun her. Hides.
Wiser – the picture is what it is. I didn’t say I would be supplying additional photos.
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http://is.gd/y9aJT1
Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams,
And turned our world upside down. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgtmStUrXMQ&ob=av2e
Sounds like a good deal, MJ. Got a few of those on vinyl, myself. My nephews marvel at them.
“How do you play them??
Most were still wrapped in plastic.
Sell that at a record store (SYWM) and use that money to buy this:
http://tinyurl.com/86x6o59
(S)he tucks.
I have every (I think) early PF album on vinyl. I think it’s a crime or something, but I bought a box of records, sight unseen for $50 and got PF, the Beatles white album, and a whole bunch of others in mint condition. Most were still wrapped in plastic.
I’ll give you twenty bucks for this one.
heh heh heh:
Interesting how the argument that Islam does not promote violence is “Christianity does it too…”
I’ll give you twenty bucks for this one.
Hell, I got about 50 of those. They were all over the basement of the music store, still inthe original plastic. The owner said I could have them if I wanted them.
I use them as coasters. The iPads were too bulky.
Sounds like a good deal, MJ. Got a few of those on vinyl, myself. My nephews marvel at them.
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I actually have a ton of records. I have an old Yamaha receiver, a Kenwood turntable and Mach 1 speakers. We have a lot of parties, and it’s kind of fun to flip through records and play them, after most people have left.
I actually have a ton of records.
they must look like manhole covers in your hands……
The iPads were too bulky.
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*folds up copy of constitution, places under table leg.
There. That should keep this damn thing from wobbling.
Sometimes late when things are real
And people share the gift of gab between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shells. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmIYYi-1qhE
. We have a lot of parties, and it’s kind of fun to flip through records and play them, after most people have left.
well .. . I have parties all the time too. Sometimes I go get the kids some soda and we get some movies.
Oh, it’s a wild time.
well .. . I have parties all the time too.
AVATAR MATCH!!!
>> I don’t keep in contact with one person that I went to high school with. Is that weird?
Hadn’t seen my best friend from high school for over 20 years – he came to dad’s funeral. It was nice to see him again.
But hey, I live 130 miles away from where I went to school.
But hey, I live 130 miles away from where I went to school.
Wow. I cannot imagine how much it must have cost to move the entire school that far…
“…manhole covers…”
*tap tap tap
Is this thing on?
*eyes tomato in hand, prepares to throw it at stage.
Meh, not worth it.
But hey, I live 130 miles away from where I went to school.
Huh. I thought most of the time those orders were measured out in yards.
Yeah, the “bed duster” was fun.
Yeah, the “bed duster” was fun.
Please……
tell us more……
*dims lights
beasn, make it stop raining in missouri, I want to listen to the baseball game. Testing is boring without it.
I bet MJ’s dog does this to him all the time (in different ways):
http://tinyurl.com/7tufzf8
wiser, I don’t know what I’m saying….ha
But I do remember a BBF model (hahahaha) that was dusting the bed and Scott made a funny about it.
Will this blog ever stop talking about Pink Floyd? Who cares? Aren’t they dead yet?
Only one of them, mare. Sorry!
Will this blog ever stop talking about Pink Floyd? Who cares? Aren’t they dead yet?
Just as soon as the diet tips, recipes, exercise tips and weather updates end.
Here, I’ve drawn a graph to clarify it for you……
mare, Have a Cigar
One of These Days
What did I miss?
*scrolls up
Oh. Hi, Mare.
But I do remember a BBF model (hahahaha)
It’s obvious mare has decided to forgo the whole diet thing and dive wholeheartedly into the liquor cabinet today…..
Breathe, mare… breathe in the air.
Don’t be afraid to care.
Give the kitteh
A Saucerfull of Secrets
and
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
Don’t Leave Me Now
I’m having
One of My Turns
Careful, or you’ll wind up at
The Fletcher Memorial Home
mare, perhaps we should change the background of the blog for you.
Any Colour You Like
*waits for J’Ames to make a “Fat Old Sun” reference
Haha! You read my mind. Somehow, it’s like
The Gunner’s Dream
Mare! Come back!
Speak to Me!!
I have a feeling she’s gonna borrow aggie’s machete.
You Better Run.
lookit that, J’Ames. We split the blog.
So now it’s Us and Them.
I had
High Hopes
I wouldn’t have to
Take it Back
What Shall We Do Now?
Yeah, the comments is kinda
Empty Spaces
mare?
Hey You!
The Show Must Go On!
http://is.gd/TuPjhu
“Just as soon as the diet tips, recipes, exercise tips and weather updates end.”
I don’t start those, the food blog side of this place starts in CT.
I happen to know Cyn HATES Pink FLoyd!!!
http://is.gd/TuPjhu
heh. Cyn obviously has
Brain Damage
I didn’t run away, I had to have a conversation with my husband about Trayvon, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and the biggest asshole of all of them, Eric Holder.
I happen to know Cyn HATES Pink FLoyd!!!
*gasp!
Signs of Life
I seem to have used up all the Pink Floyd Sucks images that are out there and must branch out.
Dame Bramage I do not have it.
Then my husband got a business call and all nonessential personnel left the room.
Man, I’m glad that sausagefest is over.
Will this blog ever stop talking about Pink Floyd? Who cares? Aren’t they dead yet?
You would prefer we talk about Katy Perry or Madonna?
Wiser, when are you going to do another interview? We need more of those.
We should have a box of wine and have our own conversation, Mare.
I’d like to wipe the perma-grin off that fucking prosecutor’s face with a woodchipper, then set her on fire.
Whose turn is it to kick Agiledog’s ass?
Hotspur, would you do it so I don’t break a nail?
Goodbye, Cruel World!
It’s the Katy Perry hour. Take it away!
Hot and Cold
Cyn, I would love some wine, however, I am abstaining because of my high hopes to wear (and not be humiliated*) a swimsuit in Hawaii.
*good luck with that, mare
He’s too fast for me. Wait, while I get the potato cannon.
Just wear slimming black.
Has anyone said anything funny on twitfacedouche today?
Oh Mare; you look lovely Just The Way You Are.
Burqa?
Wiser, when are you going to do another interview? We need more of those.
There’s a few more out there. Look up “JCMusicWorldTV JCTV” on YT
We can’t all like Pink Floyd.
Green is the Colour
of envy.
“Oh Mare; you look lovely Just The Way You Are.”
I love Cyn because she would be my friend in college who would convince me to go partying at 11:00pm on a Sunday night before finals.
Then my husband got a business call and all nonessential personnel left the room.
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Uh, huh.
http://is.gd/GcFzdF
Yes, Mare, that would definitely be me!
Someone said Ann Romney has worked at least as many days outside of the home as Obama has worked outside of the government.
I could give up talking about Pink Floyd to talk about mare (or cyn) in a swimsuit.
Oh man, my husband had a computer guy come over to the house and he checked out my computer too…I had H2 on there. I’m sure he got an eyeful.
I could give up talking about Pink Floyd to talk about mare (or cyn) in a swimsuit.
easily….
although pics would definitely help
CYN, party down by the river….
(I can’t tell you how many times I heard and yelled that myself down a dorm hallway)
HA!, I’ve posted a picture of myself in a bathing suit at H2. Haven’t I Cyn?
Gee, thanks for mentioning me only parenthetically!
*cries and slams door twice*
HA!, I’ve posted a picture of myself in a bathing suit at H2. Haven’t I Cyn?
Yeah, pretty sure xBrad has it on his HDD now.
Yes, Mare, we’ve both posted out bikini pics here. I’m insulted that they’ve been overlooked.
thanks for mentioning me only parenthetically!
wait… AD is cyn’s parent?
Party at the River… ooooo yeah
“HDD now.”
hahahaha…yeah I figured you guys would be looking for an adam’s apple.
Plus there’s a pic of Carin’s nips.
wait… AD is cyn’s parent?
Well, I am young enough, grampawiser.
Who is doing what this weekend?
I, for one, am now removing my hawtie pics from this blog this weekend. Oh and getting a massage. And you?
Yes, Mare, we’ve both posted out bikini pics here. I’m insulted that they’ve been overlooked.
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I got to bed way too early.
>> Will this blog ever stop talking about Pink Floyd?
No.
Anyone want to go for a balloon ride with Mare?
“HDD now.”
hahahaha…yeah I figured you guys would be looking for an adam’s apple.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Is the man there?
My cortisol level has to be through the roof. Having a very stressful end of the week here.
I hate having to trust other people to do their jobs, to do my job. BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SUCK.
Tonight, is a wine night. Actually, it may be a ‘too much wine night’
Hey, Hilary Rosen:
“Ms. Rosen has attempted to vilify Mitt Romney by accusing him of being “so old-fashioned when it comes to women.” Guess what? A man who stays married over decades to a wife he is devoted to, raises a large family by her side, stands with her through two devastating illnesses, and who still obviously considers her his “sweetheart” has, yes, an old fashioned attitude toward commitment that is most welcome in this hit-and-run world where people hook up, bring innocent children into the picture, and walk away! It cannot be left unsaid that Ms. Rosen adopted two children with her partner, Elizabeth – but then the women separated. ”
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/04/the_class_war_the_hilary_rosens_are_waging_is_far_from_faux.html#ixzz1rxIdQsIg
Anyone want to go for a balloon ride with Mare?
How in the hell did that thing get off the ground?
How in the hell did that thing get off the ground?
I think that is MJ and his family.
heh heh heh:
@SOEarpiece: Antisemitism: suspicion of, hatred toward, or discrimination against Jews for reasons connected to their Jewish heritage. see @realjaythomas
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/04/12/Jay-Thomas-Anti-Semitic-Email-Rant
That hotair balloon looks like it could be the back end of Kerrie Marie.
{{shudders}}
I think that is MJ and his family.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Who is doing what this weekend?
Dog show. Beta and I will be attempting to earn her Master Agility Dog title, and qualify for the USDAA Regionals to be held near us later this year. And to kick some poofy poodle ass.
“My cortisol level has to be through the roof. Having a very stressful end of the week here.
I hate having to trust other people to do their jobs, to do my job. BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SUCK.
Tonight, is a wine night. Actually, it may be a ‘too much wine night”
Lauraw just summed up why I get linked to crap like Hotspur’s hot air balloon.
That’s a pretty good summary, lauraw!
(“Trusting other people to do their jobs” for me would be coaches, teachers, fellow volunteers, crooked priests and incompetent principals.)
In actual fact, I’ve never seen your ass, not that I wouldn’t want to.
Good luck AD & Beta!
Newsmax: Jeb Bush: Obama Caved to Political Pressure on Trade
Setting up Jeb for a VP slot? Are we ready for another Bush, yet?
cyn is the bestest friend a monkey could want, she always saves me the butt end of the rye loaf
Ole Jay Thomas is lucky he’s not a winger, or he’d be put through the ringer!
Wiser and HS.
http://is.gd/LlXctM
cyn – my last coffee for the duration
Quick Trip Dark roast, 8 shots of irish cream and just for the hell of it a dollop of whipped cream
Whipped cream…. perfection. A definite “Cyn Favorite”.
linky fail, MJ
52 oz of pure caffine heaven
Why are you quitting the caffeine now? Get it out of your system?
yeah, i have to quit sodas as well
Dana Perino on The Five.
Thanks Cyn. Fixd.
Agile you’re going to do great! And the Beta will do well also!
And don’t come back here if you lose!
cubs over st louis 1st inning
You know how awesome Obama is on race relations? Well, last week TNT (I think it was TNT) was showing TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD “with a special introduction by President Barack Obama.”
Well that ruined it for me.
Wiser and HS.
http://is.gd/LlXctM
HAHA!
Greg and Eric on The Five.
This guy is fricken delusional:
“I think most folks understand how hard I work and how hard this administration’s workin’ on behalf of the American people.”
SHUSH Mare!, O’Bumbler actually ghost wrote Harper Lee’s classic SOUTHERN meditation on social justice
FACTS SUCK!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/11/bering_sea_ice_cover/
Hey, douches, if I was drinking I might share with you tools:
http://tinyurl.com/7hlbc8e
Damn Truth!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
8 miles, bitches. Where’s my beer?
Car in, i love that show “Hardcore Pawn”
It’s kind of a riot, isn’t it? The one guy from the store (one of their managers with the long/weird beard – but the dude is BUILT) has been into our store.
cool!, what kinda store?
mare is that a margirita or a GD fish bowl?
8 miles, bitches. Where’s my beer?
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Gah. You got me by two.
A GD Fish Bowl of MOJITO! Sign me up please.
sweet jebus!
Gah. You got me by two.
YES!!!!
I meant to do 7, but I was a bit off on my estimation and didn’t feel like just walking the rest of the way home.
WP – we sell batteries, etc. I mean – just batteries.
Why Obama hates Paul Ryan from Protein Wisdom (SPOT ON):
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=39338
sweet jebus!
Don’t you mean “HELP ME REGIS”
WP, it’s a mojito, but pretend it’s whatever you want, I am.
car in what kind of store do yall have?
battery store?
interesting
how about converters and such?
oh Saint Regis perserve us!
listening to a very interesting book,
“My Life Among the Serial Killers”
pretty hardcore
I we have some stuff like that, but we specialize in batteries. Automotive and telephone . Everything but computer. ATV, Motorcycle.
thats so capitalist of you, and i was just admiring your … ah…um jogging abilities
yah thats it
jogging
my favorie walmart shopper
I did 6 miles on the stationary bike this morning. On the cross training interval program. My thighs felt like burnt rubber when I was done.
thats so capitalist of you, an
We’re trying!
My thighs felt like burnt rubber when I was done.
How was your arse?
I fibbed. I was going to make stuffed portabellas with three cheese filling. Then I opened my freezer and a sad, pathetic, lonesome ham butt stared back at me.
NEW ENGLAND BAKE!
Car in, ment as a compliment for sure
my arse?, im not up to your level of expertse i can do 2 miles before my arse is wore out
My ass was numb for about a minute after I got off the bike.
My ass was numb for about a minute after I got off the bike.
You should probably get your cervix checked. Bike seats can damage the cervix.
I’m going to watch a movie tonight, wonder if she’ll help me pick my seat?
http://tinyurl.com/7ulzpmv
Car in, ment as a compliment for sure
No better. Unless you want to lie to me and tell me my boobs are just HUGE.
well, i cannot lie THAT bad, but you are remarkably fit
seriously fit
LOL.
Yea, I know I was asking a lot.
Badly.
/’Spur
Jew, no need for that. I’m sure Hotspur will be around at some point to grammar check the H2.
I wonder if Lauraw has started drinking her box of wine yet.
Does Boone’s Farm come in a box?
face it car in, yer a hawtie
Eh. I look ok after a few beers.
*Licks Leon’s fork, puts it back on the table.
I used to think maybe you loved me. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGdyVnW86SY
*Licks Leon’s fork, puts it back on the table.
No worries, I wasn’t using it.
*licks fingers*
Eh. I look ok after a few beers.
Beer makes you fat
i like my wimmins like i like my coffe
bitter cold and in my lap
Looks like this might be one of those work all weekend, weekends.
Boo.
And the weather is supposed to be so nice. Ah, well.
We shall see.
HI GOD.
Work all weekend? I’m only working tomorrow, till noon.
…
Then I’m working on taxes.
Home, drinking, and still working, Carin. Dealing with several fans worth of shit that hit at the end of the day.
Scott is still working too, but he’s not home yet.
SHIT! I have to get quarterly revenue report done this weekend too.
fml
HI DAVE!
stop that immediately!
bad weather here until monday
SHIT! I have to get quarterly revenue report done this weekend too.
Don’t forget to use the new cover sheets….
HAHAHAHA!!!! I love that movie.
bad weather here until monday
That’s because you touch yourself in the bathroom.
>> stop that immediately!
This omniscience thing you got, it’s kind of annoying.
Especially when I’m in the bathroom.
This omniscience thing you got, it’s kind of annoying.
eh, it’s a gift.
I just left you a gift in the bathroom
I haven’t had time to read the comments, so if I’m stepping on anyone’s toes, please forgive me in advance.
I was almost done putting the finishing touches on today’s blog post over at my place when the TiFW washer decided it was time to quit working and leak water all over the floor.
Fortunately, Mr. TiFW had just come home, so we decided to go to Lowe’s and purchase a new washer/dryer.
Just as we were getting ready to head out the door, DD#2 called. Turns out she got stung by a scorpion yesterday, and she was starting to get numb and disoriented (she “announced” the sting on her FB page last night – DD#3 relayed the info this morning).
So we had to give her advice on what to do (get to the ER STAT), and let her know to have the hospital call us for insurance info. Then we had to call the insurance company to let them know what was going on.
We finally got to Lowe’s, picked out a W/D set (I owe Mr. TiFW BIG TIME), and drove back home.
I’m exhausted…..
Oh, and I finished my blog post:
On Casting Stones: How the “War on Women” convinced me to vote for Mitt Romney
http://t.co/qayhTiWx
TiFW – Did you find 20 dollars?
I just left you a gift in the bathroom
ORLY? Cool!! I love prese….ewwwwwww………
You ever heard the expression “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature?”
Trust me, I know Mother Nature and she ain’t got nothing on me, buddy….
Keep making little “jokes” like that and even the Viagra ain’t gonna work for you when I get done.
I wonder why pluckin nose hairs makes you sneeze?
So, God. I might be in the market for a lotto ticket. Any suggestions on numbers I might pick?
Any suggestions on numbers I might pick?
the right ones.
Dave-O. cos you are pulling at very sensitive nerve endings
just dont pluck dingleberry hairs
LAWD REEKRIS.
trese, good post
by the way, about today’s BBF gal, ummmm, yeah, sorry about the face there. I wasn’t really paying as much attention as I should have been that day. I was reeeeally tired that day and ..
well…. anyway… sorry.
But hey, nobody’s perfect, amirite?
Off to pizza – BBL to hang out wit youze guys…..
*hands the Almighty some eye drops*
*releases the little plucklings into the wind, like a child, blowing on a dandelion*
*hands the Almighty some eye drops*
You wouldn’t happen to have a couple of Tylenols on you too, wouldya?
Still trying to get over last weekend….
Seriously?
Dang El Shaddai, you sure can party some watching a golf tourney. *tosses you the bottle* Keep it.
*tosses you the bottle* Keep it.
Cool. Thanks.
Now lemme just get some wine from Lauraw……
Hmmmm… alcohol and acetaminophen is bad together, right?
*waves hand over wine…
TA DAAA!!! WATER!
Nice, huh? Taught that one to my kid. Course, he always did it the other way ’round….
That’s a pretty good one Elohim. Hey, you ever seen this one *moves my left hand all fluttery and reaches up to your ear, and pulls out, a wolverine.
FUCK! *drops it after a nasty bite*
You’re a mean drunk. Just sayin
Flyers are sucking hind tit tonight.
You’re a mean drunk. Just sayin
heh.
I love doing that…
You should see some of the stuff i used to do to Doug Henning….
Hey, gotta go. Some guy named Bebe or something is calling and I really need to take this…
I BLESS YOU ALL!
And I aaaaaaaam OUTA HERE!!!
Bye, God!
So much for omnipresence.
howdy Master Chief.
I was starting to think he would never leave.
Hey, Vman!
Hey, Scott!
Yahweh always leaves a plague or two around
I was starting to think he would never leave.
I saw that!
Would you stop already? We know, we know you see shit.
Sheesh, take a picture it’ll last longer.
So much for omnipresence.
Hah!!!
Evenin’, ultramaroons and nincowpoops.
God finally delurked?
Cool.
Wiser is going to get himself zapped but good. I just know it.
Go ahead and smile. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulsloBRDFzA
Did anybody sack anybody else’s capital today?
My son had a five hour interview at a company 3ish hours away. The boss he has now is trying to get him hired here.
I wish him all the best and will help him all I can, but it makes me sad like when I watched him grad-ee-ate from preschool.
Another chapter and life marches on.
awww…moms. They’re the best. *sniff* *HONK*
*hugs beasn*
Missed it by that much! ><
http://tinyurl.com/876v44u
Did anybody sack anybody else’s capital today?
Almost and the lady nearly gave me a stroke. Six full sheets and on four of them she had to pick the most time consuming design. I confirmed the order with her yesterday and she changed a few things. Took me quite a while to finish them.
Got back from lunch today, the cakes are still there and coworker said she called and cancelled the order. I was ready to cut a bitch.
She was told that they were done and she had to come get them…..’but it’s raining’……..um, tough shit.
She finally did and did not look pleased. (it was for a school and I was ready to call the school and complain)
That fat guy hit his head. I hate seeing people hit their heads.
*loads Super-Soaker Bazooka Gun with maple syrup*
Thanks Dave. I hope he finds himself a nice girl and gets hitched and is able to let her stay home with some chirrens. I miss having chirrens around.
(younger folks at this place he just interviewed rather than the cantankerous old married guys he works with here).
5 hour interview?
Wow
WTFITS?
Wiser is going to get himself zapped but good. I just know it.
What did I do now?
Only the government can waste that much time
SoHottie!! How goes it?
>> I miss having chirrens around.
When the girls visit it’s always awesome hon.
I hope he finds himself a nice girl and gets hitched and is able to let her stay home with some chirrens.
She best get her ass a j-o-b. What if he wants to run for preznit someday?
I’ve got a chicken ony lap
HEY SOHOT!!
been missing you, babe. Hope all is well with you and count!
Chicken’s alseep
If the interview was for a Gubmint job it would have been in Vegas or Hawaii, and he probably would have earned an iPad.
I’m ok mcpo how are you? I’m sick of this diet but hey I’m nearly at my goal so I will shut up about missing food and alcohol
Chickens don’t sleep, they plot.
he probably would have earned an iPad.
Probably would have been given that along with his bag of peanuts and his half-can of Coke on the flight in.
>> I’ve got a chicken ony lap
So does wiserbud!
Flash Forward To Lapeerpalooza: Carin is showing Lauraw how to socialize the chickens.
Carin: *sets bird in her lap* Now you.
Laura: *copies*
Carin: Good. I’m socializing them, you see, so it’s a good idea for you to touch the chicken in a friendly way. I like to pet and stroke the hen a little bit, like this. *loves up the hen*
Laura: *pets hen…hand shakes slightly every time gets close to the hen’s neck*
Carin: Are you too warm? Your upper lip is sweating.
Laura: *shakes head, continues petting chicken, extremely slowly*
Laura: *licks lips and stares into middle distance*
Carin: You want to watch some TV while we’re here?
Laura: *crunch* Ooops. Can I have another chicken? This one broke.
fin
Well , it’s plotting with its eyes closed.
Sorry, I looked around and didn’t see xbrad. Somebody had to pick that up.
Did anybody sack anybody else’s capital today?
I put some cash in a bag, but it was mine.
Hey Carin! My iPad just left China. Be here Wednesday.
SoHoS – I’m old, I’m fat and I’m diabetic. But, only the good die young. . . so, I’ve got that going for me.
Laura: *crunch* Ooops. Can I have another chicken? This one broke.
great.
Does anyone know how to get vodka out of a keyboard?
>> This one broke.
Fried chickens tonight!
*waves at Sohos*
I can put the chickens away when you’re here Lauraw. I may ask you to keep 15feet between you and the chickens at all time.
Diabetic?
My dad beat that one inside six months. Diabetes gone. Now it’s just a dietary lifestyle, not a disease requiring meds.
Do South Beach.
You have to coat your hands with 14 secret spices before you handle a chicken, just in case one breaks.
Chief, that was the news you got yesterday?
Hey Carin! My iPad just left China. Be here Wednesday.
I was talking to the owner of software company I’ve been working with for the last year for no money yesterday. Things are starting to
ooowly improve, but we’re still not at revenue positive yet.
Anyway, he again mentioned how sorry he was that he can’t pay me yet. But he did offer to send me an iPad.
and we laughed……
*busy wif fryin pan, cookin oil.. mixin up flour and egg with milk and salt and pepper*
Shut up I’m makin.. uh, pancakes. Yeah. Pancakes.
mcpo your not fat or old silly man. Waves at Dave
Carin – Yes.
Diabeetus?
Does anyone know how to get vodka out of a keyboard?
I used to…
I’m diabetic.
Unless you were hitting 500 or so, bullshit.
diet and exercise.
5 hour interview?
His third interview with the place. This one was with four different groups.
I used to…
I said “vodka.” not “vomit” and “drool.”
Although, that may come in handy later…..
Bread machine hardest hit.
My grandpa was diabetic and he never needed to do anything drastic. Pills only. Made it to 93. Not bad.
When the girls visit it’s always awesome hon.
I don’t want my kids to ‘visit’. I want them nearby. I want grandchildren and maybe some chickens to entertain them with.
Bread machine hardest hit.
Nah…. all things in moderation…..
whole grain bread is acually good for high blood sugar
Smoking though …
Scott – I don’t eat bread, I make bread. I also don’t eat sugar and work out 4 days a week for 1.5 hours per session. Other than that. . .
Chicken socializing?
You’re supposed to throw them a bucket of slop once a day, steal their eggs, and rip their head off in the fall.
Car in, if we are able to Lapeerpalooza with ya’ll, I’d like to hold a chicken, if it’s okay. I won’t try to eat it before it’s cooked.
*narrows eyes at laura*
Smoking is bad for diabeetus?
I also don’t eat sugar and work out 4 days a week for 1.5 hours per session.
Eh, it’s an aging thing. Manage your diabeetus well and you will continue to chase us around in your hoveround ’til you drop dead in your 80s or 90s.
>> I want them nearby
You don’t know my girls.
Visits are fine. Then go home.
*mixes the batter up* Laura, we gonna needs some more chickens.
mom’s recipe right here, y’all gonna love it
I don’t eat bread, I make bread.
He knows what goes into the bread. He could tell you stories that would curl your hair.
Leonard Nimoy and Bill Shatner sightings in the Leonard Cohen video.
SeanM – Seriously, that was just a “tip” of a finger!
Nice bbf by the way. Those appear to be real and spectactular.
Smoking is bad for diabeetus?
everything is bad for teh diabeetus…
breathing is bad for teh diabeetus
Nice bbf by the way.
look up
Actually, that was a lie. I usually have a small, single slice when I bake. But, normally, 2/3rds is given to neighbors and friends.
Homemade bread is wonderful for casual gifting.
Visits are fine. Then go home.
It’s definitely a mom thing. Mr. Beasn says we can get to our kids.
MCPO.. eat oatmeal every morning.
you will be amazed at what that does for you
I know coffee help prevent type 2 diabeetus.
I am immune.
Smoking is bad for diabeetus?
Could make it harder to manage. Also, makes your dick fall off, so I’ve heard.
MCPO, did doc tell you about cinnamon capsules?
MCPO is going to kick Diabeetus’s ass.
I am sorry that he has to do it but it will be done.
Pfft. I tried oatmeal, it just makes me fat.
MCPO, did doc tell you about cinnamon capsules?
Oh hell yeah….
My A1C has been dropping like a stone since I started taking cinnamon every day.
1000mg in the morning, 2000 mg at night. Also consider diabetes vitamin “kits” that you can find at CVS, etc. Don’t buy the hyper-expensive stuff. Same thing in CVS packages and you can get them at 2fer1 almost every other week of the month.
Seriously, I do not follow the rules well at all and my doc thinks I am a choir boy.
Yes, I have slapped his hand occasionally….
Pfft. I tried oatmeal, it just makes me fat.
you say this, but then you forget that I know you personally.
Things are starting to
ooowly improve, but we’re still not at revenue positive yet.
The part where everyone at the company sleeps all day probably doesn’t help.
you are fat like my hair is brown
Cinnamon pills? Can you sprinkle them on rolls?
>> Mr. Beasn says we can get to our kids.
Heh. Not like eldest baby girl can get to her mom.
She has ninja skills. Knows where all mom’s buttons are. Knows which order to press em, and for how long.
I ain’t seen a person in the world that can piss off Mrs. Dave like that kid. It’s really quite impressive.
The part where everyone at the company sleeps all day probably doesn’t help.
HEY! I don’t sleep all day…..
Cinnamon?! Fer reelz?
*just in case anybody was wondering*
KFC’s Secret Herbs and Spices
– 1 teaspoon ground oregano
– 1 teaspoon chili powder
– 1 teaspoon ground sage
– 1 teaspoon dried basil
– 1 teaspoon dried marjoram
– 1 teaspoon pepper
– 1 teaspoon salt
– 2 tablespoons paprika
– 1 teaspoon onion salt
– 1 teaspoon garlic powder
– 2 tablespoons Accent (an MSG-based seasoning)
Old people take cod liver oil and bee pollen.
Jewstin – STFU and mix me a drink. . . NOW!
Cinnamon?! Fer reelz?
seriously. No lie.
You can even do 2k mg twice a day, but more than that can be harmful.
Old people take cod liver oil and bee pollen.
sounds like that would clog up the blender….
Beasn can hold a chicken. When lauraw’s not nearby.
I’ve told several people about the cinnamon thing and gotten good feedback from everybody who tries it. Keeps your blood glucose low and moderated.
My UPS driver was recently diagnosed and I told him about taking 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon morning and night. I THOUGHT he was going to sprinkle it on food/ take capsules/ in tea.
He did at first put it on food. Then one day he thought he’d try a shortcut.
The next day:
UPS guy: (dramatically, the second he walks through the door) Laura, have you ever TRIED to eat 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon?
Me: No! Uh oh. Steve, you can’t do that! It’s known to be very painful!
UPS guy: Well….yeah! Why didn’t you tell me?!
Me: *trying not to crack up* You…oh…*breaks out laughing* …oh man, I’m sorry. That’s like, an internet thing, where people try to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon and fail. I figured you would just put it on food or stir it into tea.
UPS guy: Anyway, I bought some capsules this afternoon.
Me: Good!
In fact, it’s actually a good idea for anyone. It helps your body metabolize fat and sugars.
MCPO, how about Scotch, neat?
I’ve heard about cinn too. Put some in your whiskey.
Kick that diabeetus’ butt, MCPO, and treat yourself to a beer for gosh sakes.
Jewstin – Finest kind! Thank you, young man.
*throws cyn in a whiskey barrel*
Old people take cod liver oil and bee pollen.
Whew! Not old yet
I ate bee pollen 1983-1992.
It works
Cinnamon?! Fer reelz?
SCIENCE! Yep, plain old culinary cinnamon. Get the capsules without added chromium or whatever they’re selling in there now. Or you can just get the spice in as cheap a big container you can find and make a cup of tea with it every morning.
For Pete’s sake, do NOT try to ingest dry cinnamon powder! It’s supposed to hurt.
*beats on the barrel lid*
Hey–at least toss in a shot glass, wouldja?
Get the capsules without added chromium or whatever they’re selling in there now.
BZZZT!!
Chromium good for diabeetus.
Why do people say, “2 thousand mg” when a thousand mg is a gram?
treat yourself to a beer for gosh sakes.
BZZZZT!
beer worst thing EVAH!!!
Yeah, but separately, wiser, no? I never like supplements that come packed together.
Why do people say, “2 thousand mg” when a thousand mg is a gram?
Okay, good luck finding a bottle of 2gram cinnamon caps.
They sell it as 1000mg or 2000mg……
deal with it.
Hello, morons.
*throws in a stir straw *
*starts aging process*
<i.Yeah, but separately, wiser, no? I never like supplements that come packed together.
The little vitamin packets I take every day have a chromium supplement in them. There is nothing wrong with more. You can buy cinnamon caps with or without chromium, but more is not necessarily bad.
>> It’s supposed to hurt.
*GACK* *COUGH* goddam I should let these threads play out a little, huh?
*KAFF*
Hello, morons.
aaaaaaaaah shaddup.
Let’s go to the diner for breakfast!!
http://tinyurl.com/7kle4xo
the real reason Chief is for addition purposes, common measurement type of thing. 1250 mg beats saying 1 gram 250 mg.
Breakfast at the diner seems like a gooooooood idea.
I have a different philosophy about the mixed supps. Unless there is some beneficial chemical interaction you’re taking advantage of, or some proof that they must be taken together, stagger them out.
Let’s go to the diner for breakfast!!
suddenly veeeeeeery hungry……
Did anyone else beat a pro-death beta male trying to defend abortion with his own arm today?
I’m tired of health chat.
*looks for the gin*
stagger them out.
eh, too much effort. All the supps in the pack are what I should be taking and if I have to also take a baby aspirin and my med, why not just let CVS et. al. do all teh work of sorting them out for me.
I currently take a daily multi-vitamin, a low dose aspirin, 20mg statin, 1 gram of niacin and between 200 -1200 mg of Ibuprofin daily.
Did anyone else beat a pro-death beta male trying to defend abortion with his own arm today?
No, but I did get into a twitter fight with a Muslim.
yes, we have moved.
OK, but at least separate the oil capsules out from the dry supps?
Those *definitely* interfere with each other.
Cinsuin. Two caps every morning.
I’m looking into Gluocil…been reading interesting things.
OK, but at least separate the oil capsules out from the dry supps?
oil?
I thought those were for the cats….
* throws Dave a bale of cotton*
>> Those *definitely* interfere with each other.
Also don’t light a smoke when you’re rollin up on one cheek.
Unless there’s a breeze.
MCPO, did your doc tell you about eating mackerel?
I remain skeptical of the benefits of statins unless your cholesterol is consistently 300+.
yes, we have moved.
Ur Doin’ It Rong.
You need to have a pig roast. In the FRONT yard.
I take a liquid vitamin. Pills make me nauseous.
I currently take a daily multi-vitamin, a low dose aspirin, 20mg statin, 1 gram of niacin and between 200 -1200 mg of Ibuprofin daily.
piker.
Seriously,, quit the ibuprofin if you can. That shit will fuck you up. eats through the stomach lining. causes ulcers. and if you drink? bad juju…..
CVS Diabetes support packs: http://tinyurl.com/6sod2op
Add baby aspirin and 2grams cinnamon at night. Plus whatever meds you are prescribed.
easy peasy
Nauseated.
Nauseous means you make someone else sick.
What? So i’m doing bad by taking my fish oil, vitamin, vitamin C, Cinsulin (cinnamon and chromium) and Metformin all at once in the morning?
Great. Next you’ll tell me not to take the Metformin, asprin, statin, lisionpril, niacin and insulin at night.
* throws up on dave
There. Are you nauseated?
LauraW – My “Doctor” (he’s a PA) didn’t tell me anything. He lectured me on what a fat-assed, lazy drunkard I was. . . the joys of dealing with closed-shop, government medicine. BTW – After I reminded him that I have less than 7 drinks a week, he just looked at me like I was lying to him. When I brought up recent studies re: statins and blood gloucose, he pooh-poohed the idea.
I was SERIOUSLY pissed off when I left the clinic.
I think I’m nauseous now.
Ur Doin’ It Rong.
Best part of the whole interaction was when she called for help from her Justice League of Muslim Twitter Followers to fight against my claim of Islam being a violent religion and the only two people who came to her assistance said:
1) I needed to be “smacked by reality” to whihc I responded “Religion of Peace?”
and
2) A denial that Islam calls for violence because “Christianity does it too..” My pointing that little bit of silliness brought the discussion to a rapid close.
>> There. Are you nauseated?
Nah. The smell of puke never made me gag. S’why I always had the puke cleanup duty with the girls.. hell, even with my kid sisters. Poor dad and mom, they’d try. I’d just say “here, here.. I got it aleady”
*looks in the plate for more chickens*
Chief- don’t you know doctor math? You have to tell you doctor that you drink at least a third less than you actually do, Gracie they’re just going to multiply it out anyway.
After I reminded him that I have less than 7 drinks a week,
okay, who is commenting under MCPO’s nic?
Split the oil supplement out to lunchtime.
Oil supps interfere in your absorption of powdered supps, and vice versa.
I don’t know where Gracie came from . Stupid auto correct.
Chief, I can tell you from my own experience and monitoring that the statin I’m taking (simvistatin) has no appreciable effect on my blood sugar.
Wiser – Actually, for the last two months, I’ve been down to 3 beers a week plus 2 whiskeys.
1) I needed to be “smacked by reality” to whihc I responded “Religion of Peace?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT!
My dummy challenged the figure of 50 million abortions in the US since 1973.
Until I give him the links to both the CDC study and the Gutmacher Institute “Fact Sheet” that came right out and said it.
Then it got quiet.
Is there any acceptable booze for diabetics on occasion?
Cinny-mon works wonders, i dropped in my sugars from 350 to 150
MCPO, you have my sympathies. These doctors seem to have no opinion/ roll their eyes when I ask about info for reducing inflammatory issues with diet and supplements. They just want to give me allergy pills.
But these same assholes will send someone with heart issues to a nutritionist or a dietician, prescribe vitamins for renal or prenatal patients, etc.
Basically, if the research didn’t jump up and beat them over the head, or become a negligence/ malpractice issue, it doesn’t exist to them.
A meal of mackerel has wonderful effects on blood sugar. Perhaps quickly sauteed in olive oil with baby spinach? Oily fish + greens on the same plate reinforce each other, nutrition/ blood sugar wise. You get the idea.
Cyn,
My understanding is that moderation is ok, liquor is better.
But if you’re taking one of the medications like ligiratude, or beyetta or any of the ones that stimulate the pancreas, it supposedly doesn’t play nice with alcohol. I haven’t been brave enough to find out.
Laura – Yes I do. Thank you.
Wiser – Actually, for the last two months, I’ve been down to 3 beers a week plus 2 whiskeys.
😦
that just sucks. Seriously, cut out the beer and increase the whiskey and unless your are spiking at 500+, ignore the doc and listen to Lauraw.
The Secret Service could stand to be a little more secretive
It was at 129. The previous blood test was 125.
Dave – My son and the grandbaby will be an 8 hour drive away. Herself thinks a condo in Michigan might be a better idea than a winter retreat in Florida. I almost keeled over.
Isn’t 500, coma territory? Not sure he has to be quite so high for it to be an acute case.
i wish i could eat greens, i used to love spiniach
My mom has been hovering at your numbers for years, MCPO, and they’ve always referred to that as pre-diabetic. She still takes no Rx meds, only homeopathic stuff and I just called to tell her about the cinnamon. Apparently, she has been instinctively seasoning her toast and veggies with it for a few years.
500? Fuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk.
Last time I was really sick, I maxxed out at 330. I thought I was gonna die.
Well, as crappy as I felt, I was actually HOPING I would die.
<i.It was at 129. The previous blood test was 125.
Are you KIDDING ME??!?!?!?!?!?!
The previous level, before the ADA decided they needed more diabetics to support their cause, was 150.
thos numbers are NOTHING! Seriously, one week of no drinking and a couple of short walks and you are fine.
Sure, you should watch your diet, but hey, your getting older. We all should take better care of ourselves. But those numbers are seriously nothing to be concerned about.
Isn’t 500, coma territory?
I know people who were walking around at 800. 500 is deadly serious, but 125 is a joke.
Fucking greedy ADA fucks….
500? Holy Shit!
That’s, uh, not good.
I heard golf can make it spike like that. I heard that, that’s what I heard.
also never underestimate the power of a grandchild to a grandmother.
It was at 129. The previous blood test was 125.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Were you chewing gum/ eating a breath mint at the time??
haa ha ha haaa
129, gtfooh
The amberlamps came for my FiL a few years ago when he thought he was having a heart attack. His B/S was at 350. I think 500 is dead. Or maybe zombie.
129, gtfooh
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! no shit, huh?
Fucking doctors and their fucking “OMG YOU HAVE TEH DIABEETUS!!!!” bullshit
The only reason diabetes became an OMG EPIDEMIC is because they lowered the standards to a point where pretty near every single person alive exceeds them.
129?
meaningless.
Seriously.
Your PA sounds like a piece of work that got you amped up almost for nothing.
I heard golf can make it spike like that.
Stress fuxxors my numbers worse than eating poorly or sitting for hours at my desk.
This is no lie, neighbor hit 800. yeah, he thought he was gonna die, but he was still concious at the time.
I may ask you to keep 15feet between you and the chickens at all time.
*wonders if the Lapeer police dept. would look askance if Car in takes out a TRO on Humpy during Lapeerapalooza*
Sorry – just catching up on the thread; carry on…..
trease how is her majesty yonight?
The only reason diabetes became an OMG EPIDEMIC is because they lowered the standards to a point where pretty near every single person alive exceeds them.
Did you see that Obama adopted the new BMI standards from the U.N.? Without gaining a pound, I went from 26 and overweight to 31 and obese. Surprised me since I can still see my tiny johnson without using a full length mirror.
Seriously, I used to take care of my grandmother; she had a spike early on and I took her in to the hospital. She was at nearly 400. Seventy-eight years old at the time, too. The docs were amazed she was conscious.
129?? That was probably from kissing your wife right after she drank some juice.
This explains why so many people are ‘beating diabetes’ just by skipping their afternoon crumpet.
Jeebus.
Stress fuxxors my numbers
I have been drinking more since I lost my “real job” but my numbers have never been lower….
Hmmmmmmm……….
Seriously, if I have a higher than normal number of jackasses on my drive home, my before dinner numbers will get really, really crappy.
<i.Did you see that Obama adopted the new BMI standards from the U.N.?
Geeeeeee, wonder why that would be?
OMG OBESITY EPIDEMIC!!!!!!
It’s all bullshit.
Of course, teh diabeetus might explain MCPO’s grumpiness………
I, for one, am looking forward to the Chief’s Liberty Medical ads.
“You got the fucking diabeetus? Well, we got the shit that can fix you right up, you couch-sitting fatass!”
So they lowered the baseline for BMI and diabetes. Gee, it’s almost as though there were some kind of conspiracy to, idon’tknow, jack up insurance rates so that more of us would be dropped and forced to get into O’care.
Surprised me since I can still see my tiny johnson without using a full length mirror.
Curse of the Irish, huh?
Aggie’s husband is home!!
the grumpies are a componet of diabeetus
i feel pukey all day if i miss my insulin
YAY for AGGIE!
Aggie’s husband is home!!
FAN-FUCKING -TASTIC!!!!!
great news. fucking awesome news.
Cyn – I said the exact same thing to my son last night!
Wiser – I’d like all of our people out of Egypt – ASAP. Those donkey-fuckers are not to be trusted.
“You got the fucking diabeetus? Well, we got the shit that can fix you right up, you couch-sitting fatass!”
Hahahahahahahaha.
With the change in numbers, I probably have diabeetus.
I unwittingly beat diabeetus. Mostly because I dislike sugar.
Kudos, Aggie and Mr. Aggie. That’s terrific news!
Marines lost an Osprey in Morrocco yesterday, 2 dead, 2 injured:
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2012/04/marine-morocco-2-marines-killed-osprey-crash-041112w/
BiW, try getting more sun on your skin. It is good for your mood.
Did you see that Obama adopted the new BMI standards from the U.N.?
Hysterical. According to the current bmi, I’m right on the line between safe weight and overweight.
Am strangely heavy for my size. I blame the heart of gold.
I blame the heart of gold.
or the throwing stars in your panties
Hooray Mr. & Mrs. Aggie!
Laura – Get a pixie cut and you’ll be in the “eat a sammich already” range.
I blame the
hearthump of gold.fixt
Sorry to hear that, XBrad.
I’d rather ride in a helicopter than an Osprey.
Stolen from Aggie’s facedouche:
http://tinyurl.com/7zy7xoy
BiW, try getting more sun on your skin. It is good for your mood.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH…..
You do realize, he’s in Washington, right?
Hah! Yeah, okay, it could be the ten pounds of hair.
*makes salon appointment for a waxing*
You do realize, he’s in Washington, right?
damn. Xbrad wins the blog.
sheee-it….well, there are vit. D supplements…they work too
damn. Xbrad wins the blog.
Wow. I’d hate to see what the prize for second place is…
>> BiW, try getting more sun on your skin. It is good for your mood
Also, good luck with that, in Seattle. Where the sun shines maybe 7 days a year.
*makes salon appointment for a waxing*
ew
>> Aggie’s husband is home!!
Best fuckin news ever.
Laura,
Me and BiW live in the PacificNorthWet.
This “Sun on your Skin” is a foreign concept and will not be tollerated here.
As for me, I’m 63 y/o, 6’1″, and 138 pounds, probably borderline diabetic.
The UN can lick my ass.
BiW, I thought of you today. I was unloading a sample tray that was Boeing #1 wake side, abbreviated B1W. 30 samples that all survived a year and a half in space, if you care.
I have to take 2000 whatever it is of D daily
I can still see my tiny johnson without using a full length mirror.
Are you shitting me? I thought every Master Chief was required to have a johnson like a fire hose, in order to slap new seamen as necessary.
I was unloading a sample tray that was Boeing #1 wake side, abbreviated B1W.
So, you went to college, got a degree and are all edumacated and stuff, and now you are a busboy for NASA.
I used to be a busboy, by the way, but that was before I graduated from college.
Are you shitting me? I thought every Master Chief was required to have a johnson like a fire hose, in order to slap new seamen as necessary.
Michael – Shush! I’m trying not to scare the ladies!
So, you went to college, got a degree and are all edumacated and stuff, and now you are a busboy for NASA.
Beats real work.
G’night, assholes and hawt chicks.
G’night, assholes and hawt chicks.
Wait a minute. I’m pretty sure that I’m not a “hawt chick.”
*does the math*
Heh, I was actually thinking that was a twofer here.
Agrees with Michael’s assessment.
He is not a hawt chick.
Ordinary chick.
TWOFER!!!
Mcpo, did the PA tell you what your A1C is? The diabetic nutritionist helped me but the H2 has already covered just about everything I learned.
I was an asshole today. I am supposed to be training one of the n00b physicists in how to do my job. She was not at work today, so I spent the whole day in the lab. She’s a nice lady, but I really want her to get her own damn work and not take my job.
He is not a hawt chick.
Ordinary chick.
Dave is just jealous because I can dance, and he can’t.
True, I dance like an inebriated white guy, but I can dance.
**cranks up headphones for MCPO’s link**
Roamy, are you training a “cheaper” replacement?
JJ Cale is still kicking it!
I am training a replacement that doesn’t have heart issues. On the other hand, she doesn’t have her program critical hardware license, either, so she ain’t all that. Yet.
Roamy, how is your heart doing?
*inquiring minds listens in*
I didn’t lose the weight I needed to, so my meds got bumped up. That took some adjustment. Said fuck the low carb diet over Easter, and am back on it now.
f’n carbs
Carbs are de debbil!
I’ve been off Metformin for a few months but my morning blood sugar levels are creeping back up. Stupid carbs.
I had fun with the medical tech at the cardiologist’s office. I made him introduce himself. I said I need to know who you are before I take off my shirt. He was young and cute, and I hated being old enough to be his mother.
Goodnight, goobers and goobettes!
Good night, MCPO!
*checks out “you can be a med tech” websites*
Night, Chief! Roamy, did you make him blush?
Might have flustered him a little, Osita.
The tech last time was male, too. He was a former EMT, so my comments didn’t faze him. His hands were cold, though.
I hate cold hands!!! Is it really that hard to warm them up? Instruments too. Stupid…stethoscope!
Might be a good topic for a poat. Not necessarily here.
Chief,
Ordered a Garmin G6 last night. Should be here in time for my league match on Monday. http://tinyurl.com/89uw3og
I got it over the sky caddie because no fees and all of the courses are preloaded.
Hahahahahaha, I know what you mean, Oso, and yes, please do. Moronettes are teh awesome.
Hey Phat. Did they ever get the runway at Manas fixed?
Did Everybody Reach Puberty?
Roamie, won’t be fixed until 1 Jun. It’s not impacting our ops that much now that we know to plan around it.
My fun tonight is a broke C-5 in Baghdad. Once we handed the shitpile back over to them they became real dicks about diplomatic flight clearances. Definitely the most restrictinve of any of the mid east countries. It may be Tues before I can get those guys out.
I blame the State Dept for not negotiating a better exit agreement.
Not sure about Revvy. She’s pretty young.
Tuesday? Ouch.
Told Mr. RFH about the runway problem, and he didn’t believe me until we looked up the length of the runway there. What can I say, he works on helicopters.
Good night, peoples.
**leaves a Diet Dr. Pepper for Sean
Aw, thanks, Roamy. I’ll drink it tomorrow. Sleep tight.
So there I was lying in the desert with a .45 and what appears to be a donkey’s jawbone. I think I confused my metaphors.
Stop smoking the sherm, Ell.
New poat, because I can for some reason!
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