Congratulate! You have made it to Friday, which means you get an extra helping of boob. I wrote this song after Jewstin fed me a pig face and LSD sandwich.
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Today’s model was submitted by CAC, cob-logger at a site called Aids of Space. She is Messican and Puerto Rican, and recently got a 32G-29-39 on the body portion of the SAT. Please give a one handed round of applause to bomb-fucking-tastic BBF model Jeneva Jones! If you’d like learn more, please visit her Faceboob page, located here.
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If everyone would please put down the jar of paste they are currently eating? Great, thanks. Now, if you’d kindly pay attention for a second before you tell us what you are making for dinner, or how much you work out, or how much the current resident in the People’s House sucks whale foreskin, I’d be eternally grateful.
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1303 – Battle of Roslin, of the First War of Scottish Independence.
1582 – Pope Gregory XIII announces the Gregorian calendar.
1822 – The 1st Swaminarayan temple in the world, Shri Swaminarayan Mandir, Ahmedabad, is inaugurated.
1863 – Arizona is organized as a United States territory.
1920 – The Nazi Party is founded.
1942 – The Battle of Los Angeles, one of the largest documented UFO sightings in history; the event lasted into the early hours of February 26, 1942.
1980 – The United States Olympic Hockey team completes their Miracle on Ice by defeating Finland 4-2 to win the gold medal.
1989 – Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini offers a US$3 million bounty for the death of The Satanic Verses author Salman Rushdie.
2011 – Final Launch of Space Shuttle Discovery (OV-103).
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Taking a stroll down memory lane was pretty fun this week. I’ve only been here a few years, but you sons of bitches are incredibly funny. Thanks for making me feel welcome. We’re having a few friends over for dinner this weekend, making lollipop lamb chops and pumpkin curry (recipe blog). What are you doing?
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Oh my.
The header… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
M’wah!
About bloody time.
Regis Christ, this post is full of awesome.
Well, you didn’t choose door number 1, which was a NEW CAR!!! And you didn’t choose door number 3, which was an ALL-EXPENSE PAID ONE-YEAR CRUISE AROUND THE WORLD!!!
You chose door number 2. Tell her what she won, Johnny!
IT’S A BRAND NEW iPAD!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Those are CANTASTIC!!!
Boo Bees are my favorite kind of bees!
Well, you didn’t choose door number 1, which was a NEW CAR!!! And you didn’t choose door number 3, which was an ALL-EXPENSE PAID ONE-YEAR CRUISE AROUND THE WORLD!!!
Dude, that’s Let’s Make a Deal. Get it together, son.
This is fake. The opposite sides of the dice add up to seven. Four and three are on opposite sides.
I know. Fuck me.
kick ass body on today’s lass.
Yep.
Really awesome body.
Totally kicks ass.
Really.
Amazing body.
I know. Fuck me.
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You’d make a fantastic dean in an 80s college movie.
Dude, that’s Let’s Make a Deal. Get it together, son.
Ahhhh, fuck off. I was making an iPad/game show joke. I wasn’t striving for perfect accuracy…..
Regis Christ, this post is full of awesome.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lawdy lawdy lawdy save me, Regis!!
WHY?
http://tinyurl.com/75wzu7v/
I wasn’t striving for perfect accuracy…..
Apparently I’m the only one around here who does.
Well, Sean and I anyway.
It’s quite well documented that one of the first things a woman does after she gets married is cut her hair.
Well, Sean and I anyway.
You spelled “apparently” wrong.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HAHA! made you look.
Well, Sean and I anyway.
And it’s “Sean and me”
Actually, I strive for progress, not perfection.
It’s quite well documented that one of the first things a woman does after she gets married is cut her hair.
And one of the first things a man does is stop caring…
if he knows what’s good for him, anyway.
It’s quite well documented that one of the first things a woman does after she gets married is cut her hair.
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And gain a few.
*puts on helmet
And it’s “Sean and me”
bzzzzzzzzttttttt
Wrong.
Those are married chesticles? Hmmm. I still like em.
And it’s “Sean and me”
He was actually correct. If he did it your way, his original sentence would read, “Apparently me the only one around here who does.”
He was actually correct.
psssst…. c’mere…
I’ll let you guys in on a little secret….
ready?
it was a joke.
and he didn’t spell “apparently” wrong either…..
And gain a few.
HAHAHAHA!!
incoming!
Hmmmm. Dudes arguing grammar. Four million hits should happen this weekend, amiright?
Gregorian calendar.
HAHAHAHA!
PINK FLOYD!!!
Cyn’s gonna hate you….
psssst…. c’mere…
I’ll let you guys in on a little secret….
ready?
it was a joke.
Oh. Got it.
You should let Jay Carney in on that little escape clause.
Hahahahahahaha
Four million hits should happen this weekend, amiright?
*checks stats
WTF? Why the hell is the hit counter going backwards?
You should let Jay Carney in on that little escape clause.
hey, nice out you got yourself there….
way cooler than admitting you didn’t get it.
Cyn’s gonna hate you….
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I had Metallica in the link at first, but then found Pink Floyd. WIN.
HEY CARIN!!
http://tinyurl.com/7pvuvw6
Just sayin’. . .
mmmmm… Kelly LeBrock….
damn shame what happened to her…..
Sarcasm:
http://is.gd/py3WP9
Sarcasm:
Oh, yeah, that’s was a reeeeeeally funny link……
Hey Wiser – It’s almost 2 p.m. Care to join me?
http://tinyurl.com/7ke66pk
http://tinyurl.com/87zra6k/
Boobies and BuddyW.
Hey Wiser – It’s almost 2 p.m. Care to join me?
Sounds good to me. All we need now is someone to buy…..
http://tinyurl.com/87zra6k/
Cyn?
Sounds good to me. All we need now is someone to buy…..
Anyone got a fake ID?
All we need now is someone to buy…..
Psst! I took $10 out of Herself’s purse.
Psst! I took $10 out of Herself’s purse.
sweet.
*grabs spare change jar
Let’s DO this thing!
You guys should have told me. I went to the lik-a-do at lunch.
Anyone got a fake ID?
Sure do.
And according to mine, my name is Hugh.
Hugh G. Rection.
Here… shake…..
L-R
Sean – Wiserbud
http://tinyurl.com/7u54e24
I went to the lik-a-do at lunch.
*snicker…
*snicker..
So, MJ…. what’s a
*snicker snicker
What’s a lik-a-do?
*snicker…..
Now that her Mom is in rehab, I think Rumor could use some support. What do you say, fellas?
http://tinyurl.com/7n8ag2w
What do you say, fellas?
AGH! MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!
*wheels in brick wall. Gulps 12 vodka tonics.
This confirms my theory that two good looking people often have really ugly children.
Good job MJ on limiting the adipose tissue. She’ll do.
MJ?
http://tinyurl.com/77shpqk
limiting the adipose tissue.
oooOOOoo lookit the big brain on PG……
Hotspur?
http://is.gd/aQTAM4
Speaking of backfat.
http://tinyurl.com/6t9gwjj
http://is.gd/9DmYNy
Speaking of backfat.
YOU SUNUVA…
Thank you, Cyn, for providing the brain bleach so quickly, before that was able to set.
I saw that as “Speaking of breakfast”, which made it even more messed up.
http://tinyurl.com/87zra6k/
Nice tool belt and hammer! It’s almost as big as mine.
Show of hands, men: how many of you tilted your head to see the underboob? Yeah, yeah, okay, raising one hand is fine.
L-R
Sean – Wiserbud
http://tinyurl.com/7u54e24
Heh. Good one.
*mutters Serenity Prayer*
http://is.gd/9DmYNy
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Nice! You know it took me until this morning to remember the MJ-tiger thing from St Louis? I may have been over served.
From my latest barackobama.com email:
In just about 24 hours, Mitt Romney is headed to a hotel ballroom to give a speech sponsored by Americans for Prosperity, a front group founded and funded by the Koch brothers.
Those are the same Koch brothers whose business model is to make millions by jacking up prices at the pump, and who have bankrolled Tea Party extremism and committed $200 million to try to destroy President Obama before Election Day.
Now gas prices are the Koch brothers fault.
Happy to help, wiserbuns.
Hotspurrrr! *points thataway*
http://is.gd/m4aN9c
*mutters Serenity Prayer*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5513mXmQbw4
committed $200 million to try to destroy President Obama before Election Day.
Cheap at twice the price.
Nice! You know it took me until this morning to remember the MJ-tiger thing from St Louis? I may have been over served.
*crying doubled-over laughing*
http://is.gd/9yOYuA
Show of hands, men: how many of you tilted your head to see the underboob? Yeah, yeah, okay, raising one hand is fine.
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I don’t really like the fake boob look. Many years ago I had the perfect controlled experiment when I was hooking up with a girl that had one real and one fake.
Conclusion: She gave awesome head.
Now gas prices are the Koch brothers fault.
And George Soros is making millions off of his investment in Petrobas, thanks to his boytoy in the White House refusing to allow us to drill here.
Yeah….. Damn those Koch brothers….
Now gas prices are the Koch brothers fault.
What do you mean “now”? We’ve always been at war with the Koch brothers.
Your scientific methods are excellent, MJ
Sounds legit.
a girl that had one real and one fake.
http://tinyurl.com/75sgwph
NSFW If you do not like seeing nipples, do not click. You have been warned. I do NOT want to hear someone bitch about this link.
And George Soros is making millions off of his investment in Petrobas, thanks to his boytoy in the White House refusing to allow us to dril
If it’s not reported by anyone but Faux, it didn’t happen.
I always had really long hair. Counts’ Dad called me a hippie…first thing Count did when we started dating was make me cut it out. He likes it real short and real blonde.
Jeebus Wiser!!! There’s NIPPLES in that link!!!!
*scribbles in notebook about wiser’s NNR violation and snaps it efficiently closed*
He likes it real short and real blonde.
fag
Count said ‘no’ to the long hair??! Well, maybe that was for the best.
http://is.gd/FnQFIZ
Headbanger!
Mrs MJ cut her hair off after we got married. And she got a bit fluffy. That was a great time in our lives.
I didn’t cut my hair until the kids were born. I even kept it blonde until then too. It’s just about back to where is was when I got married, maybe a bit longer even.
Today’s lesson:
http://tinyurl.com/83445ph
HI RICH!!!
HAHAHAHA! My very own personalized TIL card! Smooooches HS!
Hey, Cyn, ready for our date?
http://tinyurl.com/7omozmd
*fumbles, feeling her way to get up from the desk, trips over dog, curses over lost eyesight*
http://tinyurl.com/7omozmd
HAHAHA! I love you the bestest, wiser!! HAHAHA!
>> Let’s DO this thing!
You should be very careful when Wiserbud says this.
You should be very careful when Wiserbud says this.
oh, pipe down, you.
Chicks dig scars….
Humn … time for a nap!
WHo’s with me?
even emotional ones….
WHo’s with me?
alRIGHT!
Let’s DO this thi…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
crap. I really got to run an errand first.
I just want to go to sleep.
*whine.
In four days Carin has gone from working out, to napping.
She’ll probably be on food stamps soon.
In four days Carin has gone from working out, to napping.
She’ll probably be on food stamps soon.
I hate you so very much.
I told my husband I don’t care what, I’m working out tomorrow. He can’t believe how sick I’ve been or how long it’s lasted. I *never* get sick. WHen I do, it’s one or two days,then I’m back in the gym. this SUCKS.
(Do you think I could qualify for food stamps?)
Boo-bees! did anyone lick anyone else’s honeypot today?
Hahahahaha
Impecable timing.
I hate you so very much.
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Couldn’t resist. I’ve been picking up the slack for you, so you can pay me back next week.
Go in dressed like a People of Walmart, Carin, and you’re a cinch to get the stamps. Oh, and keep up that hacking cough… everyone on food stamps has TB so you’re a shoe-in.
OMG, I SO DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT AND DO THIS ERRAND.
ugh.
shoes on.
Off I go.
He can’t believe how sick I’ve been or how long it’s lasted.
Prostate cancer. Gotta be.
Well done, MJ.
fever. I haz it.
Is mare back from the movies? We need a report.
fever. I haz it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPPd8htmVYE
Dave are you sick now?
Somebody better wipe down this entire blog with bleach.
Nice pictorial, MJ. Though I must confess, no one in my extended family has bewbs like that.
Well, ok….they do, but they come with a matching thorax.
Somebody better wipe down this entire blog with bleach.
What would be left? I say we just deal with it.
*wonders if hazmat suit pron exists
I tol you ya coughed on me Carin.
Damn, I get your cold and didn’t even get it from smoochin.
This sucks.
great, now I gotta go look up thorax.
Is he one of the Viking gods?
What would be left? I say we just deal with it.
*cough
great, now I gotta go look up thorax.
It’s what you get when you abuse your ax.
Fuck. Everyone’s gonna blame me.
I went looking for an old Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles commercial and came across this one.
This was literally when they were first introduced and before some hopped up potato chip mfrs got their panties in a twist and lobbied for some kind of ruling that Pringles were NOT potato chips, hence today they are called something like potato crisps.
And then I found $20.
You bought the ticket, enjoy the ride.
…
no, wait, I meant.. uh.
nevermind
great, now I gotta go look up thorax.
I thought he had a hammer. Stupid comics.
*wonders if hazmat suit pron exists
Yes, it does.
Oh, was that rhetorical?! Silly me.
Pringles aren’t chips? I just thought they sorted through all the chips, picking out the perfect ones, and put the losers in the other bags.
Huh.
*wonders if hazmat suit pron exists
Rule 34
http://tinyurl.com/7cb6c2g
no exceptions
>> *wonders if hazmat suit pron exists
Last week’s Archer was pretty damned close to answering that.
great, now I gotta go look up thorax.
First you can’t be Cath’lic, and now this….
I wonder if there’s an Archer e-card for that yet.
>> Last week’s Archer was pretty damned close to answering that.
HAH! No spoilers for last night either.
>> First you can’t be Cath’lic, and now this….
I would be the worst Catholic in the world.
That’s ok, Dave.
Nobody’s perfect 😉
Is Oso at work? This is bullshit. I have questions that need to be answered.
Hi, MJ!
Silly, nancy pelosi is the worst catholic in the world. You’d have to settle.
MJ has been here a few years? It seems like he only came out of the lurker closed about a year ago.
A child comes home from his first day at school.
His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
Ok, so this is my question: assuming you lurked here for a while, did you understand most of what we were talking about?
As we reviewed great moments in hostage idiocy, I realized 90% of it could be considered inside jokes, some of which I was a part of but couldn’t remember.
mare, how was the movie? I’m going tomorrow.
>> It seems like he only came out of the lurker closed about a year ago.
No, you’re thinking about the other closet. NTTAWWT
Obviously you haven’t been sober for a large amount of the time you hang here, MJ.
You can read this sober?
*puts beer down
Wow, it’s a good thing there isn’t some kind of breathalyzer on the ignition to the blog.
MJ, I lurked from the very beginning. I lurked at the HQ and IB before the Hostages started.
MJ has been here a few years?
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I think it’s been a year and a half or so. I wandered in here some time in 2010, I think.
You can only read it sober for so long. Why do you think the ghetto bar makes so much money off me?
Jay, I loved it. Some of the “actors” are not professionals, which makes their dialog seem real instead of slick. I liked that about it. You may not.
The action is fantastic. The story is complex enough to be interesting but you can follow what’s happening (you’re not going, “wtf” like you do with some spy movies”. I’m going to go see it again.
Is there a lot of killing in it? If so, my wife won’t go see it.
Oso is like the Fairy Godmother to H2; she never visited that we saw (until semi-recently), but she knows everything there is to know about the blog.
MJ, I lurked from the very beginning. I lurked at the HQ and IB before the Hostages started.
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So did you get it?
Get what?
Yes there is Hotspur, but it’s people who need to be killed.
Cyn, when did you first comment here?
Yep. I get most of the inside jokes.
Ok I basically have a German shepherd sleeping on me.
Why did you wait so long, Osolococococo?
There are tons of ‘inside jokes’ here and if you stick around long enough you get most of them. But there’s inside jokes everywhere; e.g. MFM, SMOD, longbows, etc from the mothership.
Yep. I get most of the inside jokes.
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Cool. Thanks for the perspective.
Well, I won’t take her to see it then. I’ll wait until it’s released on DVD.
Sept Twenty Aught Nine, Mare.
Hotspur, go by yourself. Why wouldn’t you?
MFM, SMOD, longbows, etc from the mothership.
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True dat. I really thought Aids of Space was a good name for the mothership.
I don’t go to the movies alone. Only fags do that.
But I did pop in a few times when it was w*ckedp*nto’s dealie and then when it went full H2. Finally got sick of some bullshit at the mothership (had to do with a particular commenter one night) and knew that this was a place of refuge and had some kick ass people that I really wanted to hang with.
You can read this sober?
*puts beer down
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Ha!
Only the “Inner Circle” is allowed inside jokes!
So it is written, so shall it be done.*
*does best Yul Brenner voice
Aids of Space
This made me piddle a little as i giggled MJ.
I go to the movies most often by myself.
Mare, combination of shyness and not being quick enough with the jokes. A little intimidating. I delurked after one of the big dramas.
Ya know, Chief, I actually heard you say that in Brenner’s voice! Hawt!
Yeah, but you’re a girl.
Hotspur – It’s 2012. I don’t think you’re supposed to call MJ a girl.
As i look back on this joint, I really only have one regret: that I didn’t delurk sooner.
“Hey, look at that old bearded guy over there all alone.”
“Yeah, he’s probably a homeless fag.”
“No, he has a ring on.”
“Then his wife is probably really fat.”
Cyn, me too.
Hotspur – It’s 2012. I don’t think you’re supposed to call MJ a girl.
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I’m transgendered!
http://is.gd/KWdTMB
There’s drama at the H2? Gasp!
Hey, isn’t that Rosetta’s friend?
All right, no more clicking shortened links. That wasn’t nice, MJ. although, I should have seen it coming.
I’m transgendered!
http://is.gd/KWdTMB
Nice hair gel, MJ.
Today’s model has a very firm jawline. I wonder how long he’s been a woman?
Wow. In blog years I’m nearly as old as MCPO. I just figured out I’ve wasted nearly the last six years of my life hanging out in this dump with you jackholes.
Really?! I need PJ’s toes. I can’t be counting that right.
*emails Jewstin a sack of Nobels and a BOGO free coupon for a coney at Sonic*
shithole dump
Hotspur, I’ve never seen so many guys at a theater, alone or otherwise as I did today….GOOD FOR THEM.
Jew, she has a Rumer Willis jaw. Short hair really doesn’t work on her jawline. 3rd pic has sharp elbows. Good BBF, MJ.
“There’s drama at the H2? Gasp!”
hahahaha
Which drama, Osolococococ?
Ha – The WP invited me to the first site. Hell, I’ve been around forever. Started hanging at the HQ even before that – although Ace swears he has no idea who I am.
This is from Christian Toto at Big Hollywood and I agree:
The acting in “Valor” lacks the sophistication we’ve come to expect from most Hollywood fare. The SEALs speak in unguarded vernacular, and while the exchanges allow audiences to appreciate their sacrifices no one character emerges to anchor the story. We get to know the SEALs as human beings, but they emerge as a collective. Yet the unpolished dialogue actually works to the film’s advantage at times, enhancing the authenticity “Valor” evokes.
Although one character actually does anchor it, and I think you’ll agree when you see it.
The one that cost us a few Hostages. I think Wiser did the right thing. It was getting uncomfortable here. More acrimony than my parents’ divorce.
When did MJ gain all that weight?
MCPO, I thought you had drinks with Ace at a meat up?
Gotcha, Osolococococococococ !
Thanks Oso.
Oso – I’ve had drinks with Ace twice. But, I’m a rather large individual and I think I intimidated him. His refusal to acknowledge me is, I believe, a defense mechanism.
When did MJ gain all that weight?
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Same time you did.
When did MJ gain all that weight?
When he became a tuba playing faggot.
No, you!
Same time you did.
On your wedding night?
I love seeing Jewstin call someone a faggot.
Just makes my heart soar….
MCPO, aren’t you both from Jersey?
>> His refusal to acknowledge me is, I believe, a defense mechanism.
*giggles*
BBL. I have to go run a ridiculous amount of miles.
BBL. I have to go run a ridiculous amount of miles.
Oh thank god, I thought he’d never leave.
Watch.
I have to go run a ridiculous amount of miles.
Jealous husband, or glitter bomb posse?
what’s up stoopidz
I really only have one regret: that I didn’t delurk sooner.
I’m glad to hear that you don’t regret the time we spent together in AZ.
what’s up stoopidz
venus, Jupiter and Mercury, in about 30 minutes.
MJ is running for two. Poor Car in.
“I’m glad to hear that you don’t regret the time we spent together in AZ.”
+1000 points
“venus, Jupiter and Mercury, in about 30 minutes.”
-1000 points
Thanks, xbad. I miss him.
Watch.
For once, I listened. That was excellent, Xbrad.
Watch.
I saw that yesterday on my BIL’s FB page. It made me cry.
I’m glad to hear that you don’t regret the time we spent together in AZ.
HA! Yeah, that was a great time. A great time indeed.
Wait… which one were you again?
The one with the feather boa.
Wait… which one were you again?
The good looking one….
(You were drinking, right?)
I told you that boa’s colors clashed with your blouse, hotspur.
excellent vid. We were going to go see “the” movie tonight but as usual everyone else’s schedule gets in the way. Prob. tomorrow.
Heya Count
xbrad, well done.
I promised my husband I wouldn’t quit until I had another job. Nearly walked out on Tuesday. Next week, I start overnights. Beasn, I may be going Blue.
Heavily, AD.
Watch.
For once, I listened.
He told you to Watch, not Listen. Can’t you do anything we ask? Sheesh.
Could someone off the top of their head tell me what speech that was from? I didn’t see a credit for it .
I was at the mothership since aught four, then an OM at IB, then got scared off coming here. Clicked over and I swear I am remembering this correctly, saw Peej posting photos of her tummy tuck scar.
Took a couple of years after that to check this place out again.
Rendezvous with Destiny?
I mean is that the title of that speech?
oso i hope that apology video goes viral. friggin awesome. Who is that chick? Someone we know? I see she was at blogcon in her other videos.
for those not on facechimp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEctbGSkkw
You may have a point, Agile Dog, but I think my point is powerful as well and speaks for itself: http://is.gd/ltpvQC
Thank you Count, I am not on doucheface and hate it when people don’t link to crap there.
Liked that video too!
hahahahaha, Cyn, may I buy you a box of wine?
Count, a few of my FB friends were linking. Lippy, I’ve chatted with Peej about the pics too. I’ve read the comments at KCs nonblog too. I had to start commenting because I was creeping myself out! I knew TOO much about all you peeps.
I think I remember that too, Lipstick, and that’s -what- at least five years ago now?
I can’t help you with the title of that Mare, but I think you’re on the right track; I’ve always been bad with titles. And why, yes, I’d love a box, thank you!!
And I will now go do as Cyn has directed:
Night, windows lickers.
I use Mac OSX.
Good to see you AD. Come back when you can stay longer. Smoooch!
Hey, where did that Chaz Bono look a like, MJ go?
Thanks, Count. I have no linking skills without my share on FB tab. I prefer to go through life without thinking. Thanks for being gentle with my friends on FB, too.
Love this review:
http://tinyurl.com/78u8bld
Cyn, Sam’s Club: Sweet Chardonnay. Box O’Goodness. Better than White Zin.
Hey, you know who I wish would run for office (don’t give a crap that he’s never held an office before…that runs to his favor)?
BILL WHITTLE.
His intelligence (the real kind not the bullshit obama kind), his historical knowledge and his ability to put things into perspective and then skillfully articulate them makes him an excellent choice. Also, I’ve never disagreed with him on anything. Nothing. He’s my choice. I wish I could convince him to run.
Also, I just saw a unicorn fly over my house.
Show him your tits.
OSO- I quit/You’re fired
Shim, a little too real right now! LOL
Hey, I just found $6 in my pocket…woooooohoooo, losers!!!
Sweet Chardonnay. Box O’Goodness. Better than White Zin.
Those are lyrics to a song aren’t they?! Dammit if only I could remember titles.
Oso, KC’s non-blog — hahahaha. That reminds me, have to check that out, it’s been a long time.
Cyn, it must be around 5 years, holy crap.
MCPO, there are some strong winds headed your way, 30-40 mph.
I’m starving and dinner is an hour away. Mommmm!!!
Lippy, when are you going to Texas? Will you be back in Vegas?
You’ll need an umbrella for the Skittles that will soon be falling, Mare.
Shim, when are you moving to Texas and recreating in the Land of Enchantment?
Ohh! Shim’s moving to Texas too. Oso, Shim, I demand that you move to Houston. We’ll then have enough Hostages here to rule the world.
And by rule the world, I mean get stone drunk and fall over each other as we try to stumble to the bathroom.
I lurked at the mothership years ago then about two years after that PattyAnn drug me over here. That’s been probably 4 or 5 years now at least.
I remember she posted something from my blog and people were going to my blog and commenting from over here. So i went to say thanks and someone. Not sure if it was Rosetta or Wiser but someone told me to go screw myself. Right off the bat. I knew I was home.
Sure do miss me some pattyAnn
Oso, Texas will be in a few months, Mr. L is already there living in a shanty by a lake 0_o. Vegas is firmly in the rear view mirror and I’m having an extended visit with the parents.
Does blue refer to a store chain with blue in the logo? You should quit your current place in a spectacular way 😉
A little two minute video about my lovely hometown.
http://eracentral.com/blog/video-historic-bordentown-city-nj/
Jew, my husband has never lived outside of High Desert. He doesn’t go to TX between June-Sept, AZ between May-November, CA between June-Aug, FL between May-Oct, DC between May-Oct. We spent a few weeks in July watching baseball in the Midwest and he swore never again. NM has spoiled him.
Lippy, my hubby wants to do the Officer and a Gentleman exit. I just want to GTFO and away from the idiots in charge.
Lipstick – Yeah, just heard the weatherman’s warning. I live on top of a hill, so we should be rocking and rolling!
Count, Sohos and I were chatting about Patty Ann recruiting y’all. I lurked at your place and DiT.
MCPO, was there a particular brand of phosphate you bought at Home Depot to get your dishes clean?
Jew, I am moving north of Austin, will get together when I get there, Oso in a couple of months. Need to set everything up -house rental, job.
I invented the interwebs and I was here in 1976.
Oso, you’re so cool, don’t know why you didn’t jump in — heck, if they let me comment here, they’ll let anyone.
Michael did help me with an intro after my first tentative comment here, which was sweet of him.
Shim, as a Texan, you will have to come to NM in July and January. There are rules.
I was thinking about PA today. I miss her too. She would email me and check in after I got divorced with pearls of wisdom.
Lippy, I remember you from IB before there was an H anything. I spend so much time in PHX and Vegas, I regret not commenting earlier.
Awww, Shim. I’m glad you are back and commenting. Missed you.
ha that’s right Pattyann followed me over from a comment I left on DiT’s blog. He did invent the interwebs, and we’re all just his puppets.
Mare – Sorry, I was on the phone with the kids. Not sure what the brand name is. . . it’s in a white box with red lettering.
Thanks MCPO.
You know what people here should do? Get together and meet each other and find out what we’re all like in real life.
Get together and meet each other and find out what we’re all like in real life.
YUCK!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, we should do that.
Cause we rock.
Count, how’s your belly feeling my friend?
That’s silly talk.
Well.
Here’s something you don’t see every day:
Meet? Like in real life?
Who does crazy stuff like that?
I bet they saved the weed.
Last time I was in Texas was for Steelers/Cowboys at Irving Stadium. Lapeerlapalooza is the same wknd as my family camping trip. (Drove through TX on my way to OK. Doesn’t count)
Oso – So, you’re ditching the family. . . right?
man dave the pain comes and goes. I really wish it were something like kidney stones as I originally thought. I know they’re painful but there’s an end to the pain. This pain and the doc.’s not having any idea what’s going on sucks.
The important thing about living in Texas is you either need a lot of shirts, or none.
Mcpo, I’m hopefully changing jobs soon and I will have to scale back. A meat up would be sweet. Mini meat with Cyn at Spring training on the radar.
This is THE GREATEST POAT IN THE HISTORY OF TODAY!
And as such I give it 18 of these thingies: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Unclefacts – How many cats do you have shoved up your ass – RIGHT NOW?
“The important thing about living in Texas is you either need a lot of shirts, or none.”
LOL….Why? Because it’s so true!
Define shoved.
Boo-Yah!
*Belly-bumps Mare
I like to wear a little clothing as possible. SYWMs. And Jewstin-NO!
I luv you and all but.
When I live in humid places or travel there, I sound like Selma Diamond. True fact.
Pikshurs or it didn’t hap. . . Damn it Shim. You ruin everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEFCQRwj28w&feature=player_embedded
…that’s gonna leave a mark…
*belly-bumps Jew back
*sad I have to take him to emergency to treat several impact wounds.
Made it through another week of work. Did I mention how much I love this job?
Yay, Sohos! Very happy for you!
Week is complete, Sohoschoco. Time to enjoy!!
Thanks, me to. I worked over 50 hrs this week though so I am glad to be home and it is the weekend. *Questions* Why do the minutes in the early morning last only 30 seconds but after 2pm they are 5 minutes per one?
Yo.
Have I missed anything?
if they let me comment here, they’ll let anyone.
*smiles weakly*
*frantically emails the group to abort ‘Operation Lippy’ *
Sohos, luckily for me, today was a draggy day and I got a lot done. I hate it when I have lots to do and the day flies by.
I’m done at the HQ. Ace has never watched MST3K. (I’ll be back but REALLY?)
Ace has never watched MST3K.
*Studies belly button, avoids eye contact with Oso.
Dana Perino (FOX News) describing an interview she recently had with a Navy SEAL. After discussing all the countries that he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages?
“Oh, no ma’am, we don’t go there to talk.”
Shimmy~ Where is my chocolate?!?
Jew, are you kidding me? I don’t even know you people!!!! LOL
Ohhhh I used to LOVE MST
Get together and meet each other and find out what we’re all like in real life.
I can be at your house in four hours. I can also bring you wine, and chocolate, and watch as you enjoy it!
Sohoschocula I will deliver in person over the summer when You, Count, Jew and myself and any other interested parties get together for beverages.
We used to have every episode on VHS. . .
Ace has never watched MST3K.
omg….
*sobs*
Jealous husband, or glitter bomb posse?
——————-
Yes.
YAY Shimmy I can’t wait!!!!!
RUN
MJ
I want to punch Alex Trebek in the poon. Grrrr.
MJ brought a lot of funny today.
Scott, I hope you’re looking forward to some food blogging, because I think I’ll have something for you to sink your teeth into tomorrow morning.
Scott, shhh…his vulnerability is endearing.
Oso – I’ve had drinks with Ace twice. But, I’m a rather large individual and I think I intimidated him. His refusal to acknowledge me is, I believe, a defense mechanism.
I drove him around for a weekend in Connecticut and he didn’t offer me a dime for the gas.
I would poat it tonight, but by the time I’ve eaten I’ll be too fat and lazy to push the giant boobses down.
I drove him around for a weekend in Connecticut and he didn’t offer me a dime for the gas.
Yeah…I told him to do that.
It seemed funny at the time.
He did buy some food for the picnic, however. IIRC, that plate of fresh berries was from Ace.
Wow! Don’t know about where Lippy is but, we’re getting some serious gusts up here on our hill!
Michael – I had to drive Hotspur to pick up GAY rum!?
Michael – I had to drive Hotspur to pick up GAY rum!
Jeebers, that sucks. I feel better about driving Ace to the grocery store.
I had to drive Hotspur to pick up GAY rum!?
Why does this anecdote completely underwhelm me?
Steelers play at Cowboys this year. I may get a Texas vacation in the Fall. *Fingers crossed
The basic rule about rum is this: if you are holding a drink which contains rum and fruit juices — look around. If you can see palm trees and ocean, you are still heterosexual. If not, you are gay.
Jewstin – STFU and make me a tongue sammich!
MCPO~ The funniest shit happened to me this morning. Thank goodness no cars were coming. I had just stepped up on the curve when a gust of wind blew me back into the street and blew this man into me. Had I not been there he would have hit the pavement. I kind of pulled my back grabbing onto him. We struggled together to get back on the sidewalk and went inside the bldg together. We got in the elevator and just started dying laughing. We were wiping tears from the wind and from laughing so damn hard. It was totally unbelievable.
>> This pain and the doc.’s not having any idea what’s going on sucks.
That sucks.
I had to eat dinner. I’m back now, but dizzy and I has a fever.
Who wants ice cream?
DiT, Blue Bell?
Sohos – I’m smoking in the garage. . . scary windy!
*prays to God that a gust of wind in Lapeer will blow Sohos onto me*
goddamn it’s hot outside tonight
Mr. TiFW and I just got back from seeing “Act of Valor”. It’s good. It’s not “Hollywood”, but it’s a satisfying movie. Highly recommend it, for anyone who’s interested.
Oso – if you make it to the DFW area for a Cowboys game, you are more than welcome to stay at our house! We can even arrange a meeting with Chad F. and his family, if you want to catch up on old times…..
Don’t say that Dave. That means it’ll be hot here tomorrow.
Tifw, my hubby’s BFF and Steeler buddy lives in Frisco. Thanks for the offer. Still think it is weird that you know Chad! My world’s are colliding!!!! LOL
goddamn it’s hot outside tonight
It’s 55* F here right now, dude…
. . . lives in Frisco.
*Pushes Oso into the Bay.
It’s called The City, thankyewverymuch.
We have had a south wind blowing for 4 days It is getting hotter every day. It is supposed to cool off tomorrow
41 here and the windows are open. 2 dog night.
yeah, it’s 57 here too.. shit.. I’m burning up
Jewstin, she means Frisco Texas. It’s a far north suburb of Dallas. There is no bay to push her in.
Frisco Texas does not have a dock, either, where you can be wastin’ time, watching the tide roll away.
Jew, you need to get your Texan on. There is no Frisco outside of Texas. Almost time for NIOSA.
There is a lake, though.
Bay, cove … whatever.
Rats. Stupid Dallas with its stupid suburbs making me look like a stupid idiot.
Why didn’t you warn me, Michael? This is all Mare’s fault.
HEY warm weather people 1, 2, 3
Dave, http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/fever/ID00052
Please drink your water and keep a close check on that high temperature, sir. Nobody is gonna want to see you at the meatups if your mind is gone.
Did anybody lead a bayonet charge against anybody else today?
I mean, we will. We totally will. We’ll have our picture taken with you and shit. You know that.
But you won’t actually know any of it is happening. Which would suck.
Nobody is gonna want to see you at the meatups if your mind is gone.
Ya think anyone would notice?
Shim! Hurry up and get to Texas!
>> Nobody is gonna want to see you at the meatups if your mind is gone.
Objection! We have a mountain of evidence that disproves this statement going back several meatups.
Nobody is gonna want to see you at the meatups if your mind is gone.
You’re assuming we would notice a difference.
Not with a bayonet, Sean.
Dammit, Chief, you stole my joke!
Must admit, it was pretty obvious. That was a real slow pitch from Laura.
Michael – My most sincere apology.
It’s called The City, thankyewverymuch.
Ugh.
*beats a Giants fan into a coma*
Yay Sean! Can we stab a Dodger fan and beat a Raider fan for the Cali trifecta?
what’s happening?
*takes my tylenol as directed*
Dear Hostages, I gave up snacks and cookies for Lent. My hubby just bought a bunch of gingersnaps. Is death too easy?
Is death too easy?
Yes.
*prepares Osita’s hubby’s voodoo doll for a colonoscopy*
are the staaaaaaars, out tonight.. I don’t know if it’s cloudy or briiiiight
Andy, is the DJIA completely fake?
Yay Sean! Can we stab a Dodger fan and beat a Raider fan for the Cali trifecta?
Well, I’m okay with beating a Raider fan, but my best friend bleeds Dodger Blue, so let’s just…I don’t know, tip over a Sacto Kings fan’s cow or something.
Ginger Snaps are not cookies or snacks.
They might be wafers. You didn’t give up wafers did you?
Dave is on the verge. . .
cause I only have eeeeeeeyes, for yooooooooooooou, are, here, so am I
I forgive you, Chief.
*plays with Nimitz challenge coin*
I use that coin to cover up a cigarette burn on my desk.
Ginger snaps are more like crackers. I think you can eat ginger snaps.
Scott with the exception. Aggie with the direction. Sean with the…nah, I hate the Dodgers and the Maloofs.
maaaybe millyuns of peoples go byyyyyyye
Jew, I gave up crackers. I have Dubliner cheese that I never thought of pairing with ginger snaps until lauraw brought it up. This Lent may be as successful as the Lent where I was challenged to give up sarcasm…1 day.
Okay, Dave has teetered off into la-la land. I blame the fever YMMV.
But they all disappeeeeear, from veeeyooooooooooooooo
This year for Lent I made a solemn vow to Jesus that I would not eat cauliflower.
I’m hoping you people will hold me by the hand and support me.
I mean, we will. We totally will. We’ll have our picture taken with you and shit. You know that.
But you won’t actually know any of it is happening. Which would suck.
“Weekend at Bernie’s, Part VI”…..
Nilla Wafers!
Michael, do Lutherns observe Lent?
Scott, Nilla wafers with a key lime cream cheese are to die for!
Hah! I was just playing it on youtube and singing up that same song Dave.
Not as well as you do, of course.
*screeches soulfully*
Maybe Dave finally hit menopause.
Which one of you jackwagons gave your germs to my sweet little Rebecca? She’s sitting on the couch, looking all pathetic – but she never complains…..
I swore to Regis that I would stop eating paste.
That’s the same as cauliflower.
Which one of you jackwagons gave your germs to my sweet little Rebecca?
*glares at Dave*
OK, baby girl wants to go to bed, so the TiFWs are out for the night.
Sweet dreams, all!
Key lime pie, YUM!
AND I ONLY HAVE EEEEEEYES, FOOOOOR YOOOOOOOOOOUU
sh bop sh bop
G’night, Teresa!
Hope Rebecca feels better soon 🙂
>>>Michael, do Lutherns observe Lent?
Yes, of course. We are similar to the Catholics about it. We have special weekday services from Ash Wednesday (with real ashes) to Good Friday. It’s a time of repentance.
The Car In Flu is very contagious.
blackened snapper topped with lump crab meat, and crawfish in butter sauce at classic cafe.
I just saw a naked guy running down a crowded avenue.
dave?
Michael, no disrespect but I’ve always thought of Lutherns as Catholic Light. Do I still have to go to camp?
REPENT!
no wait, medium rare.. thanks.. veggies no potato
Count, wrong blog. You should be at the hostage recipes blog. wink wink
That means it’ll be hot here tomorrow.
it’s going to be 40 tomorrow
That looks good Count.
Way better than the Coyote spleen Jewstin is boiling up.
“hostage recipes blog”
was wondering where wiser was
40, I’m dyin.. *tosses blankets offa me
Michael, no disrespect but I’ve always thought of Lutherns as Catholic Light.
We think the same thing. We got rid of the pope and the doctrine of purgatory.
Do I still have to go to camp?
Yes. If you are nice to me, I can get you assigned to one of the better camps where the food includes bagels.
LUTHERNS KILLED THE POPE
Michael, no bagels for me. Stupid diabeetus.
no disrespect but I’ve always thought of Lutherns as Catholic Light.
A third less guilt than your regular religion.
What kind of snapper Count
Red, Mango, Mutton, Lane (naw too small usually) Schoolmaster, yellow tail (really good) Culperba?
Damn there are lots of snappers!
Vman – Vermillion.
>> A third less guilt than your regular religion.
One fifth the guilt of Judaism.
What is the difference between Lutherans and Presbyterians? I was a Presbo for a few years
Mmmmm…yellow tail….
*denounces self to the Asian American Journalists Association*
Michael, no bagels for me. Stupid diabeetus.
I can get you some tortillas, but if you want protein you’re going to have to shape up and recite Pure Lutheran Doctrine™.
Vman, I think Presbos are preordained. Doesn’t matter. Not Catholic. LOL
Possibly the worst part of being an atheist is: all debauchery; no guilt.
I think guilt adds a little extra spice.
I forgot about them MCPO they have their own genus.
Corn tortillas only. Michael, see what you can do.
I was a Presbo for a few years
That wouldn’t be hawt even if you were a girl.
We’re doing my ‘Garlic-Bread Pizza Crust” (See Hostages recipes), brushed with EVOO, covered with Contidina tomato paste, topped with diced red and green peppers, pepperoni, sliced black olives, roma tomato, and covered with a pound of four-cheese messican blend!
“This is gonna be great!”
/Flounder
Really Oso?
I do not go for pre ordained I am a rather free moral agent kind of guy.
.
.
Shouldn’t that make me libertarian?
Presbyterians are very similar to Lutherans. The main difference is they follow the Calvinist doctrine of the election of all believers. The doctrine of election is a theological puzzle which, in my opinion, nobody is going to solve.
Vman – When I was in Gitmo, we would catch large Vermillions, clean, filet and cook them within about two hours. A couple of lemon wedges and some cayenne peeper, wrap ’em up in aluminum foil and throw ’em on the coals. Best eating in the world.
Corn tortillas only.
In other words, real tortillas.
I think flour tortillas were invented in order to help white people eat Mexican food.
Did any of you watch the little video I posted early this evening?
flour tortillas are for homos.
I catch Lanes off the dock in Marathon Mcpo they are small 10″: +- but tasty.
Your recipe is tasty. I have used it often.
Man, all this food talk is inspiring me to cook!
*heats up leftover pizza, turns on episode 11 of Firefly on Netflix*
Any herbs available + Citrus in a foil tent = win!
it was Red snapper and YUMMY!!!!!
Bite me wordpress Spam bucket Askmet et al
I am not spam
I’m starting to
getstay really peeved. I’m thinking it might be a lack of vitamin D.Possibly the worst part of being an atheist is: all debauchery; no guilt.
Nope. Guilt is just a fact of life for all of us.
Hang in the sun MCPO
Prevent rickets and brittle bones.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I love that video, Dave 😀
if only we had used a mariachi band when we covered it.
If.
Only.
One of the best times I had at A&M was being a backstage roadie for Cheap Trick and Night Ranger.
get. the fuck. outta here. Yeah?
Nice.
I am picking up Baby tomorrow She is 7 hopefully Zeke who is 3 in 3 days will find another playmate.
Indeed…. I even got to tell Aggie jokes to Rick Nielsen until he spewed.
Sheer epicness 😀
I even got to tell Aggie jokes to Rick Nielsen until he spewed.
Now I feel unworthy in your presence.
Hmmmm. . .
http://tinyurl.com/846vhax
Did Bun hit on you?
Anybody else think the Ace “I’m Sorry” video rocks?
I sure did, but then, I’m easily impressed, and half in the bag.
That young lady expressed my opinion exquisitely. She rocks!
So it goes…
Did Bun hit on you?
I wish! But I wasn’t a pretty co-ed 😉
I did hear he was at the SXSW last year, though. Wish I could have gone.
Chief,
Totally not fair! Who would not?
Well, me for one. I’m a happily married man, after all.
Forty three years and counting.
I would totally not go there!
In your dreams…
OOH! Look what I got!
http://tinyurl.com/bvnpmmq
BiW is on fire. If he doesn’t show up here with a copy of his diatribe, I’m gonna copy it. Dayum.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Where, Roamy???
FB, AoS II group, the Newt schooled Piers Morgan bit.
Did you see the letter he wrote at his blog???
I need a cigarette after that…
>> Andy, is the DJIA completely fake?
Sorry, I was gone for awhile.
Yes.
>> I wish!
Well he’s stupid then.
Kick in the poon letter in the new poat.
Just stopping by from the space aids site to say congrats on getting to 300 hits. And the boob pics.
But mostly the boob pics.
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