Welcome to all the regulars and the lurkers alike. Rosetta put out the bleg for someone to post BBF because he was busy; slacker. Anyway, I’m not sure if you Hostage men are lazy or if it’s some sort of fantasy thing that you dig it when a chick poats a BBF. Fantasy wish granted.
Today’s BBF model grew up with her mum, dad, older brother, and twin sisters in England. She attended St Helens Collage and went on to study Scuba Diving. The story of her “discovery” is that she was scouted by a modelling agent at the age of nine while shopping with her mother. Later, after approaching modelling agencies without success and her 5’5″ height had maxed, she gave up on the idea. Oh: While in school she was offered to become a professional trampolinist; now that’s hawt.
Born February 8, 1983, our hottie boasts magic numbers of 32E-23-34, is 5’6″ and weighs in at 107 pounds. A first appearance here at H2, please put down the Jergens to begin clicking wildly for our model today, Louise Glover.
Tease time so you don’t stay stupid for the rest of your life:
- 1856 – The process of processing condensed milk was patented by Gail Borden.
- 1921 – Gene Roddenberry was born in El Paso, Texas. Roddenberry’s first career was as an airline pilot. Later, he created the TV series Star Trek.
- 1934 – Adolf Hitler was approved for sole executive power in Germany as Fuehrer.
- 1960 – Francis Gary Powers, an American U-2 pilot, was convicted of espionage in Moscow.
- 1987 – David Horowitz, consumer reporter in Burbank, CA, was held at gunpoint while on camera and forced to read the assailants note.
- 1991 – Soviet hard-liners announced that President Mikhail Gorbachev had been removed from power; he returned to power two days later.
- 1998 – The first piece of the 351 foot bronze statue of Christopher Columbus arrived in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
- 1999 – Lorne Michaels received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- 2004 – Google Inc. stock began selling on the Nasdaq Stock Market. The initial price was set at $85 and ended the day at $100.34 with more than 22 million shares traded.
Birthday shit: John Dryden, poet; Malcolm Forbes, gazillionaire; Slick Willie Clinton, historical BJ recipient; Willie Shoemaker, jockey; and Matthew Perry, a Friend.
Now to the goodies. Click to embiggen if you’d like.
Are these freshwater pearls? Want!
My favorite color…
Hershey’s Kisses wrappers? Huh. *makes mental note*
Who said black was a boring color…yeah, um, no.
Bonus Action; probably NSFW.
Happy BBFriday and have a great weekend.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
No way.
*waits nervously, begins eating milk chocolate with almond Kisses*
No way??
Most fucking excellent, Cyn.
btw – Used to own a swimsuit like that last one, except my side strips and straps were gold metal cording. No kid.
Pretty gal. Well done, Cyn!
No way am I furst… but I wuz.
Other than Rosetta, I think we ‘ettes tend to make the first comment. It’s like the others are busy or something.
And, thank you.
Oscar is on high alert right now. Ha ha ha .
He doesn’t like my dad (I think it’s the wheel chair) so he’s always got an eye on where he is. And my nephew is visiting, and he doesn’t “approve” of rough housing with his kids. so he’s sitting in the hallway, were he can :
1) see me
2) keep an eye on my dad’s room
3) Keep an eye on the kids.
HIs head is on a swivel.
LOL
way to leave me on the old thread.
*trips on Lauraw.
“How long have you been there?”
I woulda been first, Cathy, but I took time to click a couple of the links. And watch the bullride for a bit.
107 pounds? Don’t believe it.
I’m not calling her a liar … oh wait. I am.
How’d she get the hershey wrappers to stick?
Or don’t I want to know?
I’m thinking there might still be a bit of chocolate on the wrappers Carin.
I don’t like her.
Why don’t you try it out and get back to us? see if that works.
As a rule of thumb, I’m in favor of chocolate flavored nipples.
This post makes baby Hank-Aaron hungry.
Sorry you don’t like her HS, but BBF is really mostly for us heterosexuals and the bi-curious like PJM.
107 pounds? Don’t believe it.
Agree with you Carin, especially because she is supposedly 5’6″ No way is 107 possible. I’d guess she’s at least 120-125.
Now she’s cute and all… But no way in hell is she only 107. Check the thighs and waist for starters… or happy endings. Sheesh.
What do you know? It’s Rich. I’m shocked.
She has fake tits.
I’m all for scientific experimentation Carin! Let’s do this!
Yeah, I was torn about a chick with fake ones, but her little bullride made me giggle. I’ll do better next time.
She is a cutie. And any gal who gets on one of those bullrides in a swimsuit and charms the crowd like that has a good sense of humor.
Good call, Cyn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Big Implants Friday™
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1497255984/desktop-jellyfish-tank
Oh lookie. Michelle had to take a separate ride to Martha’s Vineyard.
How’s Mrs. Peel doing, Will?
Give her a hug for me.
And post more pics of Aaron.
it’s some sort of fantasy thing that you dig it when a chick poats a BBF.
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Yes. Duh.
Thanks, hotness!
What do you feed a jellyfish?
Second year in a row my boss is headed to MV for vacation at exactly the same time as SCOAMF.
I called blackspiracy. He laughed.
Separate jets for the King and Queen of America. The plebs need to STFU and eat their peas.
What do you feed a jellyfish?
peanut butter?
I wonder how many black people live on Martha’s Vineyard besides those who wait tables, mow lawns and make beds.
You know, Carin… I don’t think one single day has gone by while that man has been our prez where I have not sensed some level of insult or disrespect directed at the people or laws of this country.
Awhile back, I considered doing research on this very subject and making a daily diary. I decided to not bother. I know he truly is disrespecting us, but I simply see no need to make myself even angrier than I already am.
Another thing. No other prez in my lifetime, R or D, except for Jimmah, has ever come close to these sorts of insults.
I don’t think one single day has gone by while that man has been our prez where I have not sensed some level of insult or disrespect directed at the people or laws of this country.
Word.
Seriously. Anyone that tosses out that many insults should comment here and talk trash to Rosetta and Wiser.
I wonder how many black people live on Martha’s Vineyard besides those who wait tables, mow lawns and make beds.
Oak Bluffs is a community of upscale black people on MV.
Airline bev cart, for your home. https://www.skypak.de/en/
Methinks it’s a slow day for Laura…
OT. Anybody here ever polish rocks? By hand? SYWM Or Machine?
“Oak Bluffs is a community of upscale black people on MV.”
So segregation is alive and well in Barack’s Amerika.
I’m polishing my rocks right now.
Yes Cathy. It is August. One of the slowest two months of the year even in good times. During economic calamity, well.
*points at buzzards circling my parking lot*
We had a tumbler when I was a kid, Cathy, and it was pretty nifty.
*points at buzzards circling my parking lot*
If you’d disposed of the body in the ocean like we all agreed, you wouldn’t have that problem.
I don’t feel one bit of sympathy for you, missy. Not one bit.
Where is Scott? Going to WV early tomorrow to pack 2 pieces into a mini-van. Wanna bet I screw it up? Remember, I was a loadmaster. My motto was, “Given enough velocity, everything will fit!”
What do you feed a jellyfish?
canned pumpkin
Oh, and”fragile” meant, “Do not throw more than 15 feet.”
Seriously. Anyone that tosses out that many insults should comment here and talk trash to Rosetta and Wiser.
Xbrad, prez couldn’t handle two iterations of dialog with either Wiser or Rosetta on any subject.
The simple check list taken from a mayo clinic website…
“Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:
Believing that you’re better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you’re special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people’s emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional”
I have Narcissistic personality disorder?
Who knew?
She’s still dealing with the fallout of the labor. I’m running around like a maniac putting out fires until her mother can get here from work to back me up.
Actually, prez couldn’t handle dialogue with any one of us on any subject… that includes Sox, Floyd, and Floyd’s balls.
Will, is Peel at home? (if you told us… sorry… I missed it)
canned pumpkin
Jellyfish get diarrhea? Who knew.
Whoever installed the fake boobs on today’s model installed them to high on her chasis.
too even
I have Narcissistic personality disorder? Who knew?
*tackles Brad and gives him the Gladiola Floral Arrangement™ *
“Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms
Since when has douchebag bastardness become a disease rather than a series of traits that needs an ass kicking?
I think Louise is awesome, and if they’re fake I do not care.
Well done, Cyn.
*tips hat*
Will, three words, meds, sitz, donut. Especially the meds for a good week.
Personally, I think the ‘model’ would have been cuter with her original parts.
West Virginia? Scott wants to know what you’re picking up there, besides chiggers .
One of the chest, I mean best bbf poats ever in the sordid hist-erectomy of bbf’s. Well done, Cyn! Yer a funny gal and you have good taste in hotness.
The scuba diving thing is a joke right? Cuz I believe those personal floatation devices would hamper that career. Now a human bobber … 🙂
West Virginia? Scott wants to know what you’re picking up there, besides chiggers .
Ned Beatty’s discarded tighty-whities from the shooting of Deliverance?
Some day, narcissism will be known as Obama Syndrome.
Lauraw, I was recently on the east coast. Hilton Head to be precise. I peed in the ocean with the hope that it would help warm the water wherever you are in Connectihampshire.
Andy.
http://news.discovery.com/human/brain-electricity-math.html
Shock collar……PROFIT.
Awww, thanks guys. xoxoxo
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Some day, narcissism will be known as Obama Syndrome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That may very well be one of the most brilliant things ever written. +11 Bacons, Michael
Laura – A baker’s cabinet 6″ X 7″ X 4″. The top is removable. And a “real” prarie/mission occasional table.
Compos! I was asking where you were a few days ago.
I don’t think you need to use a minivan for something that tiny, MCPO. You can put that in your motorcycle saddlebag.
Personally, I think the ‘model’ would have been cuter with her original parts.
This caused me to have to go back and take a closer look. While sizing up the evidence, one of my chargees walked up and I had to explain to him why I was looking at boobs. Glad it wasn’t HHD 😛
He and I agree they’re fake but fun to ogle nonetheless.
I don’t think you need to use a minivan for something that tiny, MCPO.
Try a Corvette convertible.
I don’t think you need to use a minivan for something that tiny, MCPO. You can put that in your
motorcycle saddlebag.Rascal basketfixt
She’s home, and not comfortable. We’re not ruling out a trip back to the doctor/ER before the end of the day.
Ahhh, I see what I did wrong! OK, thanks Laura.
*cuts wrists*
Yeah, that’s better.
Compos! I was asking where you were a few days ago.
Dreaming about me again, eh? Or were you holding a chainsaw at the time?
Sorry to hear Peel is not doing so well, Will.
*prayers*
http://mjbehindthecurtain.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/what-say-you/
Obama the narcissistcisststcst. Did I spell that right?
Rascals work well for compensating, too?
Oh, Will, that doesn’t sound good. Keeping Mrs. Peel, and you two boys, in my good thoughts with all fingers crossed.
Will – Please pass my best wishes for a speedy recovery to Mrs. Peel.
Hey Will. Congratulations man! Sorry to hear the missus isn’t feeling well. Best to you all.
Compos – How is the colon potato farming gig working out for you?
Aw man, Will, sorry to hear that. You want us to FedEx you a tuna noodle casserole?
Believing that you’re better than others……check (but liberals make that too easy)
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness…. fantasizing? no. already possessing? check
Exaggerating your achievements or talents….. no need to.
Expecting constant praise and admiration… uuhhh….d’uh…. check
Believing that you’re special and acting accordingly….. check
Failing to recognize other people’s emotions and feelings…. failing to recognize? no. Caring? that’s a different question….
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans… uhhh, doesn’t everyone do this?….check
Taking advantage of others….. nope.
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior… see item 1
Being jealous of others… BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!…. ummmm, nope.
Believing that others are jealous of you…. d’uh….. check
Trouble keeping healthy relationships…. define “healthy.”
Setting unrealistic goals….. only if “having sex with all Hostagetees before I die” is considered unrealistic….. okay yeah… check
Being easily hurt and rejected… BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! ummm.. no
Having a fragile self-esteem….ibid
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional… “appearing?” no. I appear to be a cute, cuddly teddy bear…… so… no
let’s see, 1..2..3…4….. 7 out of 16.
Guess I’m good.
Carry on.
She’s home, and not comfortable. We’re not ruling out a trip back to the doctor/ER before the end of the day.
damn…. best wishes to all 3 of you, Will.
Hey MJ, I liked your link, but you might get more hits on that blog of yours if you shorten the name of it to “MJ’s Behind”
Just a suggestion…
Nice work there MJ.
Define, “good”.
Some day, narcissism will be known as
ObamaWiserbud Syndrome.I stand corrected. Bwahahahaha!
Setting unrealistic goals….. only if “having sex with all Hostagetees before I die” is considered unrealistic….. okay yeah… check
Seriously? You really don’t think that’s realistic?!?
Bastard. Thanks for wrecking my day.
Hey MJ, I liked your link, but you might get more hits on that blog of yours if you shorten the name of it to “MJ’s Behind”
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That’s just funny right there. I think I screwed up some of the links now that I look at it. Oh well, I was never much for checking work.
Define “Hostagettes”
MJ. You are sexy and cute. Leave checking your work or workout to others, preferably us wimmins.
Define “Hostagettes”
you.
Will, I hope Peel feels better soon. That kind of tear and repair, in that sensitive area, is not fun. It is rather painful and takes a good week or so to start feeling better. I had the same sort of thing and went back to the Dr. who started me on antibiotics, which wound up I didn’t need, I just needed a decent pain med and time.
Compos! I was asking where you were a few days ago.
Dreaming about me again, eh? Or were you holding a chainsaw at the time?
Actually, I was using a shirt to wipe my ass. Why do you ask?
Define “Hostagettes”
you.
*readies camera and UStream services*
Cathy – Did I relate to you how much I love the iPad?
Really? The mere mention of an Apple product killed it?!
>>Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 19, 2011 3:09 pm
Cathy – Did I relate to you how much I love the iPad?
Chief, no. Hadn’t heard until now. And I was doing some yard work and just came in.
Wiser, you are so sweet to me. You get hugs… And pie!
Yes.
Oh. Please . Tell me all about your iPad.
*pouts*
Did I miss compos?
Beasn,sorry you had that happen to you, but I’m glad you can give Peel some advice and perspective… I got nuthin to offer on it…sorry.
You get hugs… And pie!
AT the same time??!?!?!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I like pie.
Wiser’s gonna hug a pie?
Freak.
Next thing he’ll be telling us about that one time at band camp.
My Husband and I were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. I asked him, “Do you know her?” “Yes”, he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And then the fight started…
Wiser’s gonna hug a pie?
Sure beats what you do with Dolly.
I love those “fight started” jokes Sohos!
Sohos! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Love it!
Yea, bet that one left a mark…
My parents are coming to see the farm and stay over.
I have about 45 minutes to finish spiffing. It’s nowhere near enough time, so I’m just gonna skip it.
Google this: Richard Simmons owling
Leon, did you see my hand treatment suggestion in the poat this morning? Made the comment just after you had left us…
Skipping it is the right way to go Leon. Just set out some booze and bacon and all will be forgiven.
Dear Jay,
No.
Love,
Cyn
Muriatic acid would have worked.
I saw it just a bit ago, Cathy. I made some headway with GoJo and Lava. I’m going to try greasing them up once again to see it it helps.
Yea, skip cleaning up, Leon.
Food, booze, and if you must just start frying up onions and bacon. Peg Bracken’s suggestion, I think. Works like a charm…just ask Michael!
So this movie here is made about “The Killing Fields” I grew up less than a mile from here. One of the girls abducted was taken from a public phone that I used thousands of times and where I bought my gas every week. I’m excited to see what they do with the story.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi152149017
SoHoS – Did they catch the killer? Does Sam Worthington get to shave?
Spooky Sohos.
Sam Worthington=yum.
No, it hasn’t ever been solved. I wasn’t allowed to walk down Calder Road as a child b/c of all that stuff.
Sam is NOT allowed to shave!
its weird that they would use an Aussie to play a Texan (I’m not complaining)
Isn’t Texas a country on the continent of Australia?
MCPO here is some information. My neighborhood backed up to Hobbs Road.
http://psu-sk.tripod.com/frames/i45-calder.html
Tim Miller who is the Father of one of the girls is who started Texas Equusearch
Y’all wanna help kick some lib hiney and make a real difference? Check this linky out for ways to focus and place essential resources.
We gotta take the Senate too, or else. Get smart. Get mean.
http://campaigntrailreport.com/2011/08/18/2012-the-big-senate-races
Sohos, I had to switch from my iPad to laptop to watch that trailer.
Wow… That’s gonna be some film.
And yea, Sam Worthington is making changes in my swimsuit area.
Leon, do you have any oxi-clean products?
Compos – How is the colon potato farming gig working out for you?
It’s going pretty well, but with NAMBLA moving its headquarters there, it’s tough to get the farm machinery in and out of your ass without casualties.
Did I miss compos?
You must have. Better check your sites. And remember to exhale when you pull the trigger.
Yeah that was a major part of my teenage years and it was awful. I am interested to see if they portray how it was. I was in 8th grade when that Sophomore was abducted. My Mother was a maniac about everything we did since it was LITERALLY in our backyard.
Yo Cozmo! How’s it hangin’?
Low and to the left, as usual. Unless I get into cold water, then “hangin'” does not apply. More like a button on a fur coat.
Sohos, I’m glad your mom was a maniac. You’re still here to tell the story. Sorry about the bad memories. Hugs.
My Mother was a maniac about everything we did since it was LITERALLY in our backyard.
Don’t blame her. That movie preview made me a little ill. It’s for reasons like this that I hope Hell exists, though I may wind up there myself.
No, no, I’m sorry.
*Somebody* is going to acknowledge my joke at 3:06. It made my husband laugh, and dammit, I had that one stored away for a long time.
I’m the same way. There is a convicted Pedophile a neighborhood over. Layra I laughed and Laughed. At first I was like Why a shirt….then BAM it hit me hahahahahahaha
Oh, you were kidding?
Ha ha ha haaa Andy!
*tases Andy and makes him smarter*
Thanks Sohos!
*Somebody* is going to acknowledge my joke at 3:06.
Fine. Your humor at my expense has been duly noted. Do you realize I told that story sometime around 2003? Can you believe this much time has passed? And you haven’t changed a bit. Yer still an asshole 🙂
Yep.
I remember the first time I read it, at Ace’s site when he was looking for people to make personal admissions that would be good flame war ammo.
*hugs Compos*
Compos, I re-read that story a couple of weeks ago and laughed so hard I cried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8#t=0m14s
*hugs Compos*
You’re sweet. *hugs back* Just promise not to write me any poetry.
*shakes head and laughs*
Haa ha ha haa
Sober-me makes that promise…
Compos, I re-read that story a couple of weeks ago and laughed so hard I cried.
Thanks Andy. It was a comedic tragedy. Maybe I should figure out a way to turn it into a children’s book.
*checks Laura’s comment at 3:06 p.m.*
Hahahahahah! Sorry I missed it completely, Laura.
Very good. Very, very good, indeed!!!
But please notice my comment at 3:27 p.m. I gots an excuse for missing it. AND in 2003 I didn’t blog but Michael told me about it. Wasn’t until a couple of years ago I read the whole thing and ended up with sore tummy and face muscles, and tears running down my face from laughing. Thanks, Compos.
Muriatic acid would have worked.
That’s actually true. Muriatic acid (a/k/a cyanuric acid) will take off walnut stains in a jiffy.
You can get muriatic acid easy at your pool supply store. Experienced pool boys use it to balance the ph of the water.
Time to call it a day. Hope everyone has a good weekend, especially that things start looking up for Mrs. Peel.
Cheers!
2003? No. It can’t be that far back. When dis ace start blogging? Imissed his first few months, but that it’s. Shit. Maybe it has been that long? Crap
OH, I forgot to mention, you might want to dilute the acid with a leeeetle bit of water.
Also, DO NOT sniff the fumes coming out of that jug. The experience is — unpleasant.
Ace started in 2004, IIRC. His blog started taking off after Allahpundit quit blogging and shut down his Allah Is In The House blog that year and a bunch of us migrated to AOSHQ, for a similar irreverent comedy and political perspective. AOSHQ was still pretty small back then. I remember when we were proud to push a comment thread over 100.
Allah used to show up sometimes at AOSHQ, and swore he would never blog again. Michelle Malkin changed his mind, so now he is the big dog at Hot Air.
I still kinda miss the beginning of AOSHQ. Ace was an unemployed lawyer trying to deal with sudden panic syndrome. He was finally diagnosed and given an effective medication, and his post about that was one of the most memorable things to appear on his site.
It was small, it was personal, the main page was all Ace, and it was much funnier than it is now.
And you could actually keep up with the comments.
I haven’t read a comment thread over there in a couple of years.
http://27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html
The Notebook makes an appearance.
Roamy, that one is a classic.
Mee too scott. I can’t keep up. I think I stopped reading as much when I got those weird banning issues.
but even then, the comment threads and pace had gotten two fast for me.
I do remember all that Michael. I remember his panic attack post, etc.
I also remember when ace and allah “met” and we teased them relentlessly about it being a date.
I don’t remember who I found first, ace or allah. Who linked who that got me to the other one.
I think my old blog is on his long and terribly out of date blog list. LOL.
That was great Romy.
David Thorne might be Rosetta.
I found Ace through the Crush Kerry website.
Love Ace. Was very glad to have had some time to chat wiith him via email or text off and on.
Yea. I still try to follow a comment thread periodically, but pretty much stopped trying to comment.
Kinda sorry I totally missed those early years, but I was a busy gal working full time and long hours, with lots of my nights and weekends swallowed up. No way could I have kept up with my obligations if I had tried to blog.
The genesis of IB is a long story, but the root cause for IB is precisely that AOSHQ got too big and you could not keep up with the threads. That’s why IB got launched with the “commenters’ site” concept. Shortly thereafter, The Hostages adopted the idea and took it further, with a format that totally ignored any attempt at worthwhile main page content, and welcomed damn near any retard into the fold.
*looks at Andy*
HAHAHAHA!
We just moved the dining room/kitchen furniture around to make room for the piece that we’re bringing in tomorrow. It was 20 minutes of negotiation for 3 minutes of moving furniture. FML!
The genesis of IB is a long story, but the root cause for IB is. . . blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Beasn, I hurt myself laughing over the “pick your battles” story.
Off to dinner. Hope y’all have a good evening.
whew. running around. I’ve been doing it all day.
2:30 drop Ian off at football
2:45 drop matt off at soccer
gym
5 – run home for checkbook, because son texts me that the school needs $150 pay to play TONIGHT (ohh, did that athletic director get reamed by every parent)
back to school – write check, take son home
6:30 take son and nephew back to town for local festival – Lapeer days. Yes, more running, but now it’s quiet in my house.
Now I have to wait until Ian is done with football (????) and other kids are done with festival.
Oye.
I need a drink . but i’ve got to drive around more and there are about a billion cops out.
Nice relaxing song.
Oh, crap. Text just went off. Son is done with football.
Oy.
Gosh, Will – if you’re still reading this, I hope Mrs. Peel is OK. Why does stuff like this always happen on a Friday (just before the weekend when the doctor is out of the office)?
Car in is there an Xbox in your house?
If your kids were ‘gamers’ you wouldn’t have to leave your house.
OMG. Just got back from football errand and Matt wants me to bring Ian up to Lapeer day.
OYE. please let him be too tired.
scott, we do have an xbox. Why can they just be nerds who don’t participate in activities?
The exciting part of my most recent trip – there is a FIRE in town (prolly a trailer by the guess of location). and I saw a friend out walking with his kids.
My whole family (‘cept me) went out to dinner
Cyn, if I wanted to look at a bunch of silicone, I’d just stare at my caulk.
I wonder which one of the Hostage wimmens has taken up belly dancing?
http://fwd4.me/09Rg
Will, do not overlook mom-in-law as a potential resource. Get her in the house, and she will compulsively start to wash the dishes, do the laundry, and vacuum the floors.
Better her than you.
SoHoS – You want some fishsticks and tater tots?
I just had a long political chat with my Mom.
She thinks Rush, Palin and Krauthammer are all idiots and the tea party is ruining this country.
* Stares at Cathy *
On the other hand she thinks the fact that 45% of Americans pay no taxes is wrong…….free cell phones wrong……2 years of unemployment checks wrong……..crazy spending wrong……
So I tell her she agrees with the tea party on a lot of issues and she says “no they are uneducated extremists that are trying to destroy the country”
AAAUUGH!
I love the lady, best Mom ever.
She is very bright.
She is well educated (2 or 3 Masters degrees).
She thinks Obama is doing a great job.
* slams head on table *
Oh, and she thinks my fake internet friends that I sometimes travel to meet?
Cult.
* Stares at Cathy *
It’s the cult of maladjusted personality.
Andy did you see my electricity link?
I figure if you taser yourself you would only have to work about 3 days a week.
I see Dave is almost back home: http://fwd4.me/09Rj
Yes. Laura tasered me earlier.
She’s helpful like that.
No thank you MCPO I want a HUGE plate of Mexican Food. i.e. 2 cheese enchiladas, queso and chips, guacamole, burrito, tamale, taco, rice and beans washed down with 5 beers. A girl can dream can’t she?
Scott – I bet your Mom reads the NYT, listens to NPR and watches network news every evening.
Scott, how does your mom feel about Janeane Garofalo?
Don’t know Cathy.
She loves this country, that’s the most frustrating part.
Next time you are up this way I will give you a crack at her.
I would love to hear your analysis.
Howdy.
Lunch was Top Ramen and getting bitched at.
How YOU doin’?
On the other hand she thinks the fact that 45% of Americans pay no taxes is wrong
Hate to say it, but that’s not actually true. About 49% of Americans do not pay any federal income tax, but that is just a part of the total tax burden. It omits FICA, for example, which is actually regressive. Same for sales taxes and property taxes. The whole dumb system of “itemized” vs. “standard” deductions is regressive.
If you aggregate the total tax burden for government as it actually works out (federal, state, and local), the system is mildly progressive, but not what the fire-breathing conservatives like to pretend by focusing exclusively on the federal income tax. Liberals are essentially correct when they say that rich people can figure out how to avoid taxation. It’s the consequence of an impossibly complicated tax code that favors those with the resources to game the system.
IMHO, if you want to soak the rich, there are many tax simplification proposals that would lower tax rates and actually extract more money from wealthy people, most of whom would happily pay just to have a system that was transparently simple and fair.
Data here:
http://www.taxfoundation.org/news/show/250.htmlhttp://www.taxfoundation.org/news/show/250.html
MCPO I asked her about that tonight and she claimed she doesn’t follow the news. I don’t know where it comes from.
I am guessing Newsweek or Time.
You found furniture quick! Some people spend years doing that.
Oh, and she thinks my fake internet friends that I sometimes travel to meet?
Cult.
That is spectacular, and probably not far from being spot-on. It is kind of challenging to go a day or two without checking in. On second thought, maybe H2 is more of an addiction. My mom still doesn’t fully ‘get it’ either though and probably never will.
Michael, a vastly more simple tax code would also tend to make it harder to actually gain the system.
I mean, fuck, when I decided to retire, half the process was tax planning for the next ten to fifteen years (about the longest realistic planning horizon).
Ain’t that just fucking stupid? Why should I have to waste time thinking about that?
Scott – Found a large, old dining room table made of solid cherry. Only has 4 chairs, but I’ll be searching around for at least 4 more (in a similar style).
Winter project will be stripping 2 coats of poly off the corner hutch, sanding it and painting it.
What the fuck is an Alford guilty plea?
Try using muriatic acid to strip the poly, MCPO.
Painting?
Michael, I’ll see your regressive FICA and raise you a refundable earned income tax credit.
I somewhat agree that the “X% don’t pay taxes” hand is in danger of being overplayed, but the taxes the Donks are talking about raising all the time are the same taxes this stat applies to.
I even pay taxes on tax-free weekend. Today we bought a backpack and school supplies and they charged me tax for the backpack and I was like WTF? and they said it didn’t fall into “their” computers category as a school essential….MMM’KTHNX
By the way, the EITC was championed by none other than Milton Friedman, but it was in exchange for elimination of virtually all welfare spending. The left likes to forget that last part.
/Cliff Clavin
^ Tasers Andy,,,,,makes him 50% smarter *
^ Wonders what would happen if I tasered him 10 times *
Flying cars!
Scott – It is a 27 year old pine POS that holds sentimental value for Herself. It has been in every house we’ve ever owned.
Brad, it’s like a “no contest” (or “nolo contendre”) guilty plea. The defendant pleads guilty, but doesn’t admit to the crime, just to the fact that there is enough evidence to convict. The original purpose was to avoid a jury trial that might lead to a death sentence.
You can’t do this in all courts in all cases.
When we pay more taxes – fed, state, personal property alone – than I earn, all of it can suck Reid’s ass.
I quit my part-time job because of township, county and state taxes. Just wasn’t worth it.
MCPO, I will probably be doing the same sooner than later. One reason the taxes, the other, both kids are now off to school and Mr. Beasn will be getting lonely on weekends.
Sentimental value is everything.
Yeah, I read the wiki on it, Michael, and understand it now. I saw where the West Memphis 3 had plead Alford pleas today, and were promptly released.
With the kids gone, Mr. Beasn is talking about getting a huge dumpster and tossing most everything.
I think he’s touched in the head because he was even talking about canceling cable. Um…we kept it all this time for him.
Michael, I’ll see your regressive FICA and raise you a refundable earned income tax credit.
That’s actually what Obama calls “tax spending.” It’s really just using the tax code for a back door welfare system, and “tax spending” is actually an appropriate epithet for this practice. Of course, Obama is only focused on “tax spending” for the rich and corporations. For example, a favorable depreciation schedule designed by lobbyists to help Cessna sell corporate jets when they were in trouble, no doubt with the full support of Kansan Republicans, that has never gone away. Obama is right to bitch about stuff like this. He is just wrong to ignore the bigger picture. A total overhaul of the tax code could do a huge amount of good for the revenue side of the equation. It’s not enough to tinker with all the crap that has accrued over the years. Our taxes need to be simple, understandable, and everyone except the truly poor need to have skin in the game.
Scott please tell your mom she is right. I’m sure she is much ‘smarter, than the average tea party bear.
Yea, and tell her that when it hits her fan she can deal with the flash mobs and government looters and incompetents who want to control her life all by herself. I’m sure they will be reasonable with her cause she is so compassionate and intelligent and all well intentioned and shit.
Yea. Show her a Janeane Garofolo video clip. She wants to be smart like that bitch, and side with her, that’s fine with me.
Ok. Just kidding….
One reason libs never even feebly try to make the same point Michael did about payroll taxes is that it opens the door to a discussion of the fact that Social Security and Medicare are just middle class welfare programs.
They must protect their Precious, so FICA isn’t a “tax” … it’s a pension contribution/health insurance premium.
Scott – It will keep me occupied for a few weeks. . . and Herself will appreciate it.
Doing a sage green on the frame and black on the doors and drawers. I’m thinking a matte finish.
What do you think of the Fair Tax, batman?
Honestly, Scott. Show her a video clip of Garofalo and then show her a video of Katrina Pierson, and ask her who is the racist.
Awesome work, Cyn. I’m totally attacking you at the next meat.
Also, whoever didn’t make out to Christopher Cross “Sailing” in high school, there’s something wrong with you or you’re old.
Cyn, thanks for filling in for me. Unlike Michael, you kick ass.
Babydaddy!!!
How many diapers have you changed today?
Rosetta, how is that awesome baby doing? Does he look like the milkman or Mrs. Rosetta?
Rosetta – I bought this for Hank. But, I’ll be keeping it until he’s 16.
http://fwd4.me/09SO
Cathy is the 2nd hottest person ever.
The tax code won’t be reformed until the economy is strong, if ever.
There will be a million+ unemployed CPAs and tax attorneys if the tax code is simplified.
Not that that’s necessarily a bad thing when everything nets out but when I can do my taxes on a post card, I’m going to kick my CPA in the ding dong.
Did anybody tell anybody else that their goddamn car would be ready in fifteen minutes nearly an hour ago?
Hi Rosetta! Hope you are loving baby smelling. Doesn’t get much better than smelling our little folk or watching them sleep!
Fair tax OR flat tax.
Thinking either could work… But not both.
Babydaddy!!!
How many diapers have you changed today?
Zero. Somebody has to work around here. But I will change a diaper around midnight.
I’ll let you know how that turns out. Forecast says poopy with chance of pee.
Evening, Sean.
What do you think of the Fair Tax, batman?
Not a fan, Andy. The Fair Tax abandons the concept of income, and taxes consumption (spending). That makes it like a sales tax, or the corporate income tax, or like the Value Added Tax in Europe.
My personal view of tax fairness is that you should pay in proportion to what you get, not what you spend (in other words, why should misers escape taxation?). I’m OK with a system where the rich pay moderately more on a percentage basis, because the marginal utility of a dollar is less for them than a poor person.
That’s sorta how our current system works out, except that it is hugely complex, imposes enormous overhead on the economy, and skews markets like real estate and health care beyond recognition of what they would be like in a real free market. We all suffer the consequences.
I want a tax code where I can drive any interstate and see unemployed and homeless tax lawyers and CPAs sleeping under the bridges.
Rosetta, how is that awesome baby doing? Does he look like the milkman or Mrs. Rosetta?
Henry looks exactly like me. Skinny, head full of hair, stunningly handsome.
>> There will be a million+ unemployed CPAs and tax attorneys if the tax code is simplified.
If you needed an indication of how fucked up our “voluntary” tax system is, that fact right there pretty much says it all.
Rosetta, did you read upthread that our Peel is not doing well…? Lots of discomfort. Lots…
Henry looks exactly like me. Skinny, head full of hair, stunningly handsome.
*Tries to picture Rosetta from CT meat-up*
*Makes appointment with Alzheimers specialist*
Rosetta – I bought this for Hank. But, I’ll be keeping it until he’s 16.
http://fwd4.me/09SO
Just keep it in storage so you don’t get alpaca jizz on it.
Henry looks exactly like me. Skinny, head full of hair, stunningly handsome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi Rosetta! Hope you are loving baby smelling. Doesn’t get much better than smelling our little folk or watching them sleep!
He smells so freaking good, it’s unbelievable.
And I did not know about Peelio having problems so I will catch myself up.
I was happy but worried when I knew that she had such a big guy. I hope it’s nothing too serious.
Henry looks exactly like me. Skinny, head full of hair, stunningly handsome.
*Tries to picture Rosetta from CT meat-up*
*Makes appointment with Alzheimers specialist*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If I get on the Obamacare death panel, you two won’t be able to get an aspirin.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI!!!!!
We haven’t heard he on the blog if Will took her to the doc or ER, but if it didn’t get better that’s what they were gonna do.
Hard stuff.
I mean, if you stop and think about:
1. Mortgage interest is deductible by individuals.
2. Employers can deduct health care benefits.
3. Anybody can deduct charitable contributions.
These three things alone have wreaked havoc on our nation.
Just spread bacon fat on the rolls I’m grilling for our pulled poke sammiches.
Yum!
Mortgage interest (all interest for that matter) should be deductible. The folks lending the money are being taxed on that as income. I hate double taxation like that.
Dinner tonight will be leftover baked ham, and potato salad.
Brew, the obvious answer to your concern is that the lender shouldn’t be taxed on that interest as income.
What xbrad said.
I think I’ve mentioned this before but when my mom had me, I weighed 9lbs 10oz and she was 5′ and weighed maybe 120lbs pregnant.
Every year on my birthday she hires a hitman to kill me.
Hopefully Peelio is not having problems other than from birthing a big boy.
That’s XBrad Johnson to you, sonny.
Consider, for example, the deduction for charitable contributions. Sounds like a good idea to encourage charity, but it doesn’t benefit poor or middle class people because they all take the standard deduction.
The biggest beneficiaries are rich people who are social climbers that want to be (or their wives to be) on the board of a prestigious art museum, opera, symphony or museum.
Does that sound like a sensible tax code to you?
Poor little Peelio. I hope they can make her feel better.
Brew, the obvious answer to your concern is that the lender shouldn’t be taxed on that interest as income.
No. The obvious answer to my concern is that my mortagage interest should remain deductible.
If it’s a torn and healing hoo-haw, it is unpleasant but should get better sooner than later so long as they sewed her up right. Them nerves shoot pain to other places.
Won’t be long before it’s a distant memory……until that kid turns sassy and rebellious.
Every year on my birthday she hires a hitman to kill me.
Obviously, your Mom is too cheap to spend money for real talent.
Tell her that I will contribute next year.
I am middle class and I deduct my charitable contributions as do all my middle class friends. What are you talking about Michael? Are you drinking again?
I’m low income and I’ve always deducted my charitable contributions.
Let’s talk about something more important than taxes and deductions. How about those Milwaukee Brewers!!!
I hate double taxation like that.
It’s not double taxation if it’s imposed on separate legal persons.
The same argument has been made forever about taxing corporate dividends, but allowing corporations to deduct interest. It skews corporations towards debt.
Personally, I think we should just admit that corporations are a legal fiction, and not tax them at all. The only people who really pay taxes are people.
The only people who really pay taxes are people.
That I agree with.
Taxes should work this way:
On April 15th, suspend the law against murder and then you send somebody to come to my house and try to take food out of my baby’s mouth.
If you’re successful you tax me at 75%.
If not you send a bigger man next year.
I dunno, Rosie. There aren’t many big, scary guys who are motivated to steal baby food.
What gets me is this: The federal government issues me a retainer check every month for 30 years of service (and the possibility of being recalled), then they tax that money.
“And the money, it goes round and round,
And the painted ponies go up and down. . .”
Evening all. Can someone remind me why I’m still attempting to date?
Revyy – ‘Cause dating is more appropriate than figging. . . or graping.
Thanks MCPO – very helpful ;P
For some reason that I can’t remember, I used to think this was a bad idea but I don’t think that any longer.
When you file your income taxes you should be able to allocate your taxes as you see fit.
This is what it should look like:
My federal income taxes should be allocated as follows:
____ % National Debt
____ % Medicare
____ % Medicaid
____ % Dept of Defense
____ % Social Security
____ % Dept of Commerce
____ % Foreign Aid
____ % Dept of Education
____ % Dept of Agriculture
____ % NEA
____ % Other
____ % Pictures of your mom taking a bath
That would immediately solve our fiscal problems.
Rosie – If you did that, I’d be living in a fucking tent.
I dunno, Rosie. There aren’t many big, scary guys who are motivated to steal baby food.
http://tinyurl.com/49r5v9
That’s a stupid fucking idea.
Rosie – If you did that, I’d be living in a fucking tent.
Fuck no you wouldn’t.
50% of my taxes would be “Other: Nice house on a golf course for MCPO in compensation for his service to our country.”
You would totally have to let me stay there.
That’s a stupid fucking idea.
It’s brilliant as a motherfucker.
You just don’t want people to see pictures of your mom taking a bath.
http://tinyurl.com/49r5v9
I concede that point to you, sir.
Hahahaha
Rosetta, what’s Cyn’s punishment for this Silicone BBF?
Example #157 of Anthony Bourdain is an arrogant prick who would put down Lady Liberty and apple pie over all kinds of questionable shit he inserts in his schlong hole.
http://tinyurl.com/44lqcec
“You fucked up. You trusted us.”
http://fwd4.me/09SV
Rosetta, what’s Cyn’s punishment for this Silicone BBF?
– 15,000 points for posting gross fake Monsanto boobs
+15,000 points for being an awesome chick and doing BBF
She gets one pass.
ONE!!
MCPO, they will keep voting democrat no matter how loud their chains clank.
…………I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves……..
Harriet Tubman
Arcane fact: A “buttload” of beer is 130 gallons.
Aww, I’m sorry Andy and you’re right. All natural from now on; I promise. Here, please; let me make it up to you: http://is.gd/SFtX4x.
Cyn – You should be ashamed!
HAHAHA! Before coming her to H2, I think I would have been MCPO!
Thanks, Cyn.
*Bookmarks for the next time an emetic is needed*
Truce.
http://is.gd/v7oLex
*Debates clicking link*
*Clicks anyway*
Awww, yeah. Now that’s hawt!
So I’m watching a bit of football and I hear that they are reviewing every touchdown with replay? Is that right??
Yep. They’ve been doing that at the college level for several years.
Yes every single one. It is hell Cyn. They called back a Texan touchdown last week.
oh no, the conversation has turned to sports. Uhhhh…. *flips through notes of appropriate things to say about football*
They should just start televising kids playing Madden on their Xbox and be done with it.
That may be going a bit over the top for pro ball. Why even bother having referees on the field anymore. Just have a few more cameras out there and have three guys kicking back in a box reviewing everything. It probably just racks up to more advertising dollars. And more opportunities to refill the popcorn.
Cynnabunz, I love you, but that was awful.
You hot Tiger Chick you.
That would work too Andy. Have the best games of the week televised and there you go.
Rut roh. Oh jeeeze, whad I do now, Vmustacheman?
They are going to lose viewers b/c it isnt any fun
Things seem to be going well at the Rosetta home. . . for now.
I’d almost agree with you Sohos, except that the more that I think about it, more I realize that it’s capitalistic genius. More beer and food sales, more tv time, more stuff you consume at home. Irritatingly brilliant.
Can someone remind me why I’m still attempting to date?
Beats me. If you’re not horny, you are wasting your time.
Your all natural apology to Andy you sly devil you. don’t be coy.It only makes you hotter and you know it!
French fry baby. Ha!
Yeah Revvy according to all the movies and TV shows the new thing is now “Friends w/Benefits”
Michael – that is increasingly the message I’m getting.
Sohos – yeah I know. What they fail to mention is how all FwB relationships go down in flames because they’re the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
Revvy…
you want some cheese fries? I will share.
Relax Revvy. Just be patient. A good guy will sniff you out and hunt you down.
Maybe that wasn’t the best metaphor, but you get my point.
I have no dating advice, my sweet. But I’ll have to tell you, I’m kinda glad I’m an old, married geezer.
XD no thanks Vmax. Cheese fries mean another half hour at the gym tomorrow.
I bought a 08 Toyota Highlander Sport today. It is equipped like a Limited. With leather seats and a Sunroof 3rd row seats for 18. I am crossing my fingers because they are selling for 22.
Revvy – Did you friend me on FaceChimp?
The pulled poke sammiches were awesome. Spreading that bacon fat on the fresh rolls before toasting them was my secret wepon
Well thankie Vman. Not sure how that makes me hotter, but I’ll take it!
If this song doesn’t make you feel good, you need an ass kicking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgpuib_8Kw
My mom had me join a dating site. Thus far I’ve gotten messages from a 29 year old (borderline), a 31 year old (too old), and a 41-year old (WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, YOU COULD BE MY DAD!)
Also, if you identify a good guy who is hesitant:
1. Smile.
2. Make and hold eye contact for 15 seconds at least.
3. Keep your blink rate slow.
4. Break eye contact up left.
another half hour at the gym tomorrow.
Go Girl!
yes I did, MCPO
Rosie – Good choice.
Michael and his eye thing. He is hanging around too many cops
… add a 33 year old to that list *headdesk*
Huey!
Huey Lewis seems to me to be the kind of guy that would be fun to hang out with.
He doesn’t strike me as a fucking douche like Vmax.
Ohai Vmax.
Men can use that technique with women as well, and it works great. It’s just hard for us, because it feels unnatural. It is not unnatural for women, because they do it with each other. Men do not. It makes us feel gay.
I used to do this at work with female colleagues, and it was a goldmine of information. See, every office has the Female Employee Grapevine, and they know everything that is going on. They know more than the CEO about what is happening at that office, and they all tell each other.
The easy way to tap into the Female Employee Grapevine is disciplined eye contact. Women will spill their guts if you do it right. They feel like they are talking to a girlfriend.
Well
I have a home visit tomorrow for a family that wants to adopt a troublesome dog. Tyler he is very protective of his territory.
Then I get to drive to Ft Myers and give Ginger to her new forever family.
She was a owner surrender with another Golden named Bear. After months of no one wanting to foster/adopt 2 Goldens Bear and Ginger were separated.
Someone adopted Bear, after a few months she now wants to adopt Ginger! Yeah! Ginger will be reunited with Bear!
… so you’re saying it’s not difficult for you to convince women that you’re a chick, Michael?
Revvy – 31 could be OK. If he doesn’t live with his Mom and has an actual career.
Hi Rosie!
I am drinking Makers Mark, shall I pour you a tumbler full?
BTW – Lead cook at Burger King is NOT a career.
He seems to have a career – no specifics on what that career is, but he listed a salary.
However, a 9 year age difference still skeeves me out.
I’ve worked in offices and Michael is right. And, when used correctly, it can extract a wealth of information from male bosses.
HA! Neither is Assistant Manager at that same Burger King, MCPO.
*crosses fingers no one asks how I know this*
Hostages Community Theater
*Michael welcomes Female Direct Report into his office for the weekly one-on-one*
Michael: Hi FDO.
FDR: Hi Michael.
Michael: What have you been working on this week? Do you need any help from me?
FDR: Well, I’ve been working on . . . blah blah blah
*Michael holds eye contact*
FDR: Ohmigosh, did you hear that the VP of Sales is fucking a Director in Sales Ops? They’re both married!!!
Fin.
What do you want a boyfriend for?
I’m told they have their benefits Sohos.
Or do you want a Pony, a pot, a schooner or a handle, a pint, or a Jug, or a yard?
Must be a generational thing. Never thought 9 years was that big a deal. My Dad was 14 years older than my Mom.
You know what this POS blog needs? A whole lot of me……
NOT! Anyhoo, I missed you turds and the fact that Mrs. Peel and Will had a gorgeous baby makes me happy beyond measure.
We need more smart, conservatives procreating.
Well, I want you to be happy of course, but IMO when you are looking and WANT a boyfriend it rarely happens, when you focus on yourself and not worry about it then that is when Mr. Right comes along. Of course my experience is from the stone age and pre-dating sites. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!
My Mom was 7 years older than Dad. MCPO
… so you’re saying it’s not difficult for you to convince women that you’re a chick, Michael?
Um . . .
*rereads own comment*
Yes, I did sorta say that. The thing is, chicks like each other better than they like us. And who can blame them?
Mare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi.
Sohos, is 100% correct!
Be yourself, be happy…….profit!
And I think I’m 20 years older than Sohos….get off my fricken lawn!
Hell, my first boyfriend out of college was 19 years older than me.
It was great and lasted 3 years. Guys my age were stupid and uninteresting. Gimme someone who has lived a little.
Later the guys your age will catch up.
And, great news, Vmax. You have to tell us how the reunion goes!
MARE!!!!!!!
unfortunately Sohos, focusing on me right now means rarely leaving the house and therefore not giving Mr. right much opportunity.
Vman, when are we going to sail around the world? I’m bringing Lil’ Bow, who is awesome beyond measure. Who are you bringing and do they get along with cats?
MCPO, I have realized looking out in the big real world, there is a HUGE shortage of really good, salt of the earth, people like you!
SIMPATICO!
Hi Rosie!
I am drinking Makers Mark, shall I pour you a tumbler full?
Please do, brother.
We shall toast to the excellence that is Uncle Vmax.
Thank you, Mare. It is good to have you back among us.
That wont always be the case Rev. Get creative and go places that you find interesting. Museum, book store, art gallery, coffee shop. Those would be my choices…then you are putting yourself out there while still enjoying yourself.
Zeke Mare.
Ezekiel, the zekemeister. Aka Stinky. Or butthead or bone head or knuckle head.
Cats are interesting but not food or play.
*sniff sniff*
It smells old and slutty in here.
Ohai Mare.
Mare, how is sweet Lil’ Bow?
Vman, have you ever been to Lehigh Acres? If so, what is it like? Long ago my grandparents bought a lot there and it’s still in the family, but nobody has ever seen it.
Mare I think you are only 10 years older me silly girl
The problem with all of that Sohos is that I am cripplingly shy when I’m out somewhere alone, and my only options for companions right now are family. Not great for landing a date.
Psssst Rosetta that is YOU….you need a shower
A tumbler full of whiskey to Rosie
Thanks old friend. I have a busy day tomorrow.
By Buy!
>>Comment by sohos on August 19, 2011 11:26 pm
Well, I want you to be happy of course, but IMO when you are looking and WANT a boyfriend it rarely happens, when you focus on yourself and not worry about it then that is when Mr. Right comes along. Of course my experience is from the stone age and pre-dating sites. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!
Ditto!
go places that you find interesting. Museum, book store, art gallery, coffee shop.
Blackjack table. Trust me.
You need to find a good girlfriend first so you have a wingman
Museum, book store, art gallery, coffee shop.
Bait shop, gun range, hardware store, monster truck show.
Blackjack table. Trust me.
I miss Blackjack and Vegas
She lives up North Michael not here in TX, baby steps
I’ve got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. . .
Drive to WV, visit my friends, load up furniture, drive back to PA, unload furniture into the house. . .
I’m off to bed. You kids behave yourselves. . . and no smoking in the house!
Psssst Rosetta that is YOU….you need a shower
I only take baths.
Howdy Lipstick. Was wondering if you might share that.
Revvy, the gals are right. Do stuff. Maybe e en colunteer somewhere. Just take it easy… Be yourself. It will come to you.
And if all that fails, our son is an eligible bachelor, sous chef in Boston. Heh.
Rev, think about taking a class but just for fun as a place to meet someone interesting. The night classes are the best for grabbing a cup of coffee or whatever before heading home.
My iPad typing stinks. Meant to say “maybe even volunteer”
A tumbler full of whiskey to Rosie
Thanks old friend. I have a busy day tomorrow.
By Buy!
Have a great weekend, Charlie Brown.
Scratches head
Lehigh acres is in eastern Lee county Fl. Kind of close to Ft Myers.
I fish in Tampa Bay and the Keys sometimes in the Gulf Stream on the east coast.
I pass through Ft Myers and Naples on the interstate.
Heading to the Keys of course.
and no smoking in the house!
Mr. L installed a fan in the window by my desk and it is set on exhaust. It sucks the smoke right out of the house.
Blackjack table. Trust me.
Good idea! That’s how Lipstick got picked up by Mr. Lipstick. She was just minding her own business, playing cards in her short tight skirt, halter top and fuck me shoes, and the magic began . . .
*pours Jean Naté in Rosie’s bath water*
Night Chief.
Sweet Dreams Chief.
How old are you Revvy?
My nephew has his AA degree and is very athletic. Unfortunately he is only 17.
Gosh I remember those days
I only take baths.
THEN TAKE A BATH YOU WHORE!!!!!
Michael may be exaggerating.
Cyn, Jean Nate (don’t know how to make the accent) !!! I’m going to have to get some of that for old times sake!
Cathy, you seriously need to introduce your son to Revvy – he’s a wonderful young man, and about the right age. I think they’d get along great!
And it certainly doesn’t hurt that he likes to cook……
Michael may be exaggerating.
Well, maybe, but my version of the story is better than yours.
Count hasn’t had a cigarette in over a month YAY!!!!!
Revvy our son, the chef has an associate degree in culinary arts and a bachelors in professional services both from the Culinary Institue of America inHyde Park NY. And he has 5+years experience.
Yay for Count!
Jean Nate (don’t know how to make the accent) was the first scented product that I was allowed to “wear”.
Lipstick-that made me laugh to remember that! My mom used to splash that on when I was a very little girl and I was standing so close once it splashed into my eye. Good memories! HAHAHAHA!
Oh the accent; Alt + 130
Naté
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Revvy, it’s okay to say “no thanks” to this silliness.
Just illustrating that you never have to settle for less than the best.
I only take baths.
THEN TAKE A BATH YOU WHORE!!!!!
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!! I HATE YOU!!!
*slams bedroom door*
Dating should be fun. I remember this one time when I dated a clown.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
1. Why wouldn’t Sohos’ family let her out of the house to eat tonight?
2. Did that whore Mare already leave again?
3. Revvy, I’m 9 years older than my wife and can run circles around her, so that’s no excuse!
4. The Chiefs and The Royals both lost tonight – not a surprise.
Date is a 4 letter word.
I think Love’s Baby Soft was my first.
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Ya know, I think I dated a few clowns too Rosetta! I hope they weren’t the same ones though. {shudders}
Jean Nate. Hmmm, when I do the command for the accent it opens up my roboform master password window. Oh well, I’ll just continue being a hick.
I couldn’t have what they were having I thought it would be torture to go and watch them eat. I opted out for my own sanity. I keep repeating the mantra “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
5. I just checked – I did not win Megamillions again tonight. Bleh.
Haha, Love’s Fresh Lemon!
My mom was an Avon lady.
My first fragrance was “Here’s My Heart”
…followed by “Hawaiian White Ginger”
Our son is also an idiot about women.
HOSTAGES COMMUNITY THEATER
Michael: Son, you are an idiot about women.
Son: Huh?
Michael: Think about your significant relationships with women.
Son: What’s your point?
Michael: They were all psychos.
Son: Huh?
Michael: Think about your Mom.
Son: Whaaa?
Michael: Notice the difference?
Fin.
Rewinding evolution: Scientists alter chicken DNA to create embryo with ‘alligator-like’ snout
THESE CHICKEN McNUGGETS SUCK!!
Sounds like your son is going to get bit one of these times, Michael. But he’ll be a better man in the end. Truth be told, most women are nuts.
Ya know, I think I dated a few clowns too Rosetta! I hope they weren’t the same ones though. {shudders}
I don’t think so. I killed the clowns that I dated.
I LOVE CHICKENATOR McNUGGETS!!
Michael: Think about your significant relationships with women.
[…]
Michael: Think about your Mom.
Um, that’s pretty weird, Sigmund.
Sounds like your son is going to get bit one of these times, Michael.
He gets bit every time. That’s just him learning the hard way. I think he is starting to figure it out.
Home. Caught an earlier flight through Memphis. Otherwise I wouldn’t even be in Austin till 12:20.
We all get to that ‘finally figured out’ stage at our own pace, don’t we.
Sweetest of Dreams cool kids. I’m out.
Welcome home Dave.
I’m out too. Good night all
Howdy Dave. Welcome back to Tejas.
Hugs.
Thank you. It’s been a week! And g’nite
Nite Sohos
*hugs* Thanks Cathy.
goddamn it’s still pretty hot here, huh?
That’s kind of a thrill, ain’t it Dave? You luck into an earlier flight, get home a few hours before you thought was possible.
Good feeling.
Yea. They say its gonna stay 100+ for another week, I think
Michael, yep. Especially after pulling this deal out of the ditch. Total win.
100+ for just another week? Let it be so short.
*scratches my planeseat nuts
Sleep well, road warrior.
Sounds like congrats are in order…
Woo-hoo, Dave! Congratulations!
By way of explanation —
The real road warriors do not travel to do a job.
They travel to do a deal.
Whole different thing.
Jobs are for pussies.
And now I can’t sleep.
faack
I came back. Hi.
Hey Revster. You should read up the thread. Heh.
We’ve been planning your dating strategy.
Dave, you still here? I’d so, g’night and hope you get sleepy soon.
Hugs Revvy. I’m ready for bed.
*hugs Cyn* sleep tight then
well, I shouldn’t say jobs are for pussies… jobs are for people who want to work.
I wanted to close this thing cause it means a lot to my company, and will provide a shitload of jobs for people who want to work.
heya revster
Dave!
*tackles Dave and gives him the…hmmm…thinking……frequent flyer miles and airline peanuts*
That was lame.
The real road warriors do not travel to do a job.
They travel to do a deal.
I thought they traveled to find gasoline and avenge the deaths of their families.
They travel to get to the cruise ship.
How hot is it in Vegas, Lippy? It’s cooled down here tonite.
Oh wait, that’s me.
how’d I get this peanut in my pocket?
hmmm
*retackles Lipstick and gives her the double-down
how’d I get this peanut in my pocket?
What happens in Plains, GA stays in Plains, GA.
Revvy, we all decided you should marry my son to save him from himself.
Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.
Thank you.
Sean, it is 96 here, according to the temp gadget on my desktop. At 4 am it was 84.
What’s shaking down you way? Tomorrow will be great because I do not have to leave the house, except if I choose to mosey on over the the development pool, where 75% of the time I have it to myself. Yes!
o.o umm… do I get any say in this Michael?
Wow, that was typo city…
it was the tacklehug
Revvy, hush up, eat your peas and listen to your betters.
Dave, you got that second wind thing going? Has the window for going to sleep slipped away?
I’m looking at a nice quiet weekend here, Lips. After all, it takes money to make noise.
And don’t agree to anything involving Bruce’s son, Revvster. He’ll make you forsake your status as one of God’s Chosen People in order to subjugate you to a life of lutefisk.
;_;
Sheesh I hope not. I gotta got to work in the morning.
I am doing pool maint too.. mostly toppin off the 2 inches that evaporated while I was gone. And noticing it’s dark. And pondering..
Skinny Dip!!!!1!!!
It’s like you are reading my mind or something.
You have skills.
To have a private pool is to skinny dip at every possible opportunity. It’s like science or something. Plus, God wants it that way and who are we to disrespect God’s wishes?
I don’t want to irritate God.
much
Then go forth and aquanudify.
holy crap, so THIS is what a brick wall feels like.
ow.
What happened?
I think I got tired.
sonofa…
ah well, a quick nudie splash will wash the road off and I sleeps gooder
Nighty night Dave.
do I get any say in this Michael?
No. God will select your mate. You are just the fertile breeding stock He uses to accomplish His will.
Which is, in case you are curious, to produce grandchildren for my amusement and entertainment.
nitey!
Nighty DiT.
… yer mean Michael.
nite punkin
… yer mean Michael.
You axed me a question, I answered it. Don’t get all snippety.
I should point out though, that if your son goes out with me, he then has to contend with my dad.
No. God will select your mate. You are just the fertile breeding stock He uses to accomplish His will.
Which is, in case you are curious, to produce grandchildren for my amusement and entertainment.
You know, I’m not the type what usually calls the gubmint on people, but I might just make an exception here.
But Michael’s got The Lord on his side.
Hey Michael, how is retirement treating you?
I should point out though, that if your son goes out with me, he then has to contend with my dad.
Shit. That’s a good point. Maybe the Lord wants you to be a nun.
Revvy, you are just damn lucky that you are cute, funny, charming and smart. Otherwise, I would not like you at all.
Hey Michael, how is retirement treating you?
Pretty good. Goofing off all the time is not as easy as it sounds, but you get better with practice.
Awww, thanks Michael. Kinda.
Get out of “The Compound,” Cathy! They’re coming for Bruce!
Oh, it’s easy to get used to….
Listen to Sean….he has connections….
Oh, it’s easy to get used to….
For you, maybe.
We didn’t grow up the same way.
WHO TOLD YOU??!!
We didn’t grow up the same way.
Hey, we were poorish until the OPEC embargo.
Sean, I know things.
Or not, but why roll the dice?
I mean, really, we didn’t even have a pool until I was in my teens….
Now you’re just talking in riddles. Or you just got back from your shift at the roulette table. Either way, I’m afraid that I’m about to get punched in the dick.
Certainly not, Sean — why would I ever think about punching you?
You writer/reporter people have notebooks….full of connections…..
OPEC, thank you for making a dick move that benefited the coal miners.
And got me a pool.
Unless there are a few Public Information Officers with the local PDs, SDs, or FDs, Assistant City Manager types, or City Council members in my area who are gunning for you, I think you’ll be okay.
My notebook (which is actually a woefully outdated Palm Pilot) is nothing to really fear.
(Or is it?)
I am on medication that causes insomnia.
What should we talk about now?
We could talk about phobias. As I have gotten older, I dislike heights more and more.
I have no connections at all. Except for Jack Kyser, who you interviewed, I believe. He was a nice man and always good for a succinct quote.
Sean! Me too about heights!
Didn’t give a crap when younger, but now —- yuck.
I was sad to hear that Jack died. He was a knowledgeable economist and an interesting guy to talk to. I think I only talked to him a couple of times, but he was a great interview subject.
I’m actually surprised that you remember that I had interviewed him.
When I was probably about 23 or 24, I went to some party at a bar at the top of a nice hotel in SF and went out on a balcony for a smoke and realized that I wanted nothing more than to lie down.
Seriously, standing there with other people was making me sick. I wanted to lie down right there and possibly roll back into the bar. It was awful.
I really liked him. I worked for the ad agency that was promoting Los Angeles after the riots, etc. It was “my” (as the day to day person) account and I had the pleasure to meet with Jack and get statistics and guidance. Plus we made a radio commercial with him.
Yeah, I hear you — was just reading about someone buying a penthouse apartment and thought “no freaking way”.
Do you think it’s that as we get older we value life more?
I know that after I met Mr. L. I have an apprehension about flying because I’m thinking “Please Lord, don’t take me in a stupid airplane accident now that I’ve found complete happiness.”
The Lord: “Well you’ve got to fly to get to the cruise with Dad and Sis”
Me: “Okay, but please watch out for me, and if I have to crash, why not have it on the return journey so, you know, I’ve had the vacation first.”
I don’t know what it is, and I have no idea about how it works with air travel. I haven’t been on a plane since before 9/11. I just haven’t had any serious reason to fly anywhere in that time frame. I’ve never had a job which required any travel. Seriously, never.
The furthest I’ve ever had to go for work was from here in L.A. County to San Diego and back. Not a fun drive, especially during rush hour, but I got to hang out with an elderly aunt before my appointment.
Didn’t make the sale, but it was worth it.
I am perhaps crashing. I believe I should take the opportunity. Good night Sean. zzzzzz
zzzzzzz
Thank you for keeping me company.
*takes high speed rail to snuggle with Lippy*
Move over, ferret and husband.
You get more uncomfortable with heights as you age because of the ear hair that blooms around 35-38 years old. Ear hair messes with your inner ear and throws off your balance, which makes you more sensitive about falling.
http://tinyurl.com/3sj95vu
Ear hair is a dick and I hates it.
Went to bed at 10:00, woke up at 4:30. Didn’t feel like sleeping any more even though I’m tiredana muthafuck. What’s wrong with me? Are any of y’all really doctors who are just fucking around and impersonating layabouts on tittyweb Jenkins? I need a prescription for some chloroform or some shit.
Morning Guys.
I’m not a doctor but I did once sleep at a Holiday Inn Express. Unisom works very well and I don’t even have to take a whole pill.
Ususally.
What’s wrong with me?
Ear hair.
Mornin’
*stumbles to kitchen to make coffee*
Where is CaRiN with breakfast?
wakey wakey
sorry pupster, i was busy skimming.
She’s a MANIAC, MAAAANIAC…on the floor.
http://tinyurl.com/42dh6qp
i was busy skimming.
Must be a big lake.
What’s the good news?
Imma try to catch a few more zzzzzz. Save me some coffee for later please.
THe bad news is that I’ve got a busy day ahead of me of taking kids hither and thither. The good news, is that I’m to be rewarded with a nice bottle of wine at the end of the day.
Oh, and (that whore) Mare’s back!
I had left over Chicken Parmesian for breakfast. And iced tea. I now have a decent case of morning wood. I wonder if Mrs. Pendejo is awake yet. And if she’d be willing to brush her teeth. BBL
You should try and save it for Invisible Wednesday, PG.
*NSFW*
“a 31 year old (too old)”
Did she get banned for that?
No, but I referred the case to wiser.
I forgot to tell you yesterday Cyn…nice boobs.
She’s still asleep.
Or faking it.
Mares back?
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!
http://tinyurl.com/45y9xwa
Good gif at 7:44 pup.
NSFW @ 7:50
Good gif at 7:44 pup.
I’m planning on denouncing myself later.
THe bad news is that I’ve got a busy day ahead of me of taking kids hither and thither.
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Good morning. Pretty soon you can make the oldest one shuttle everyone else around. All you have to do is promise him the car later in the night so he can attempt to feel up his girlfriend.
EMJAY,
How many grapefruits are on your plate RIGHT NOW?
Yea, there’s that MJ, but NO CAR DATING.
It’s one of my rules.
Geoff bait:
I read at white house dossier that the obamas are enjoying their vacation. Ate at some expensive restaurant last night.
I’m sure everyone else who had reservations at that time, and then had them suddenly canceled, are Obama voters so they can suck it.
but NO CAR DATING.
Get out of the river, Cleopatra.
I read at white house dossier that the obamas are enjoying their vacation.
I’m so happy for them.
*mails check for Electric Company to the Gas Company*
Ate at some expensive restaurant last night.
No, seriously…good for them.
*re-heats leftover Kraft Mac&Cheese*
Hey…this class warfare stuff is FUN!
Hey Pup. The grapefruit on my plate looks like a bagel with cream cheese. Grapefruits are much better like that.
No car dates.
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There is a 99.98% chance that this will happen if you don’t allow car dates.
Whatever happens Car in don’t let them date Revvy, she is way too old.
Gross.
Car dating?
Who would want to date a car?
G’morning!
Scott, Revvy is no longer available, cause Michael wants her for his daughter in law. She has to save herself for our son so we are sure the grandkids were from our ‘seed’
Morning Cathy. Can I borrow some conditioner?
1. Oh, that poor maniac girl gif. That hurt bad. The dummy. I want to give her some ice.
2. Scott, how old are you? 32?
3. Revvy, move to MO and I’ll introduce you to my son. He’s 21 and a good boy that will like his own kids.
4. My daughter said she misses me.
5. Now what do I do?
6. My vacation is over tomorrow and I haven’t done much vacating as the whole week was dedicated to getting the kids sorted, packed, and gone. DO NOT WANT to go back to work.
*runs off crying*
32….times 1.53.
New poat ash.
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