I missed last night’s Secret Santa party so here is what I got from a Saipan scuba-diving asshammer:
I already had this book so I’m going to re-gift it:
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And then there’s this which I will use to torment Floyd:
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I also got this but it’s too small so I’ll have to give it to someone in Texas:
Thanks Americano! You fucking assface.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Holy cow! How much did it cost to ship that last present?
Holy cow! How much did it cost to ship that last present?
Hahahahahahahahaha.
*tackles pajama momma, does 3 sets of 20 reps*
Wow, Christmas talent….
Holy Crap! Kerry Marie is gonna eat herself??!?!?
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
*tackles pajama momma, does 3 sets of 20 reps*
be careful. your barbell might break
*prays she is not Rosetta’s SS next year*
*prays I’m actually somebody’s SS next year*
Just bought Daughter Michael a .40 Springfield XD. It was her gun of choice after much research and discussion. I gave her extra money for a cleaning kit, targets and range time.
Love that girl. You never really get over a daughter.
Kerry Marie is hot. Not as hot as pajama momma but still.
*kicks Dick in the pussy, accidentally breaks Richard’s jaw*
>> Apple is going to
think twicehonor their contractual obligations before theypiss offrenegotiate with AT&T upon expiration/renewal date.Bread, did you not do SS this year?
*prays I’m actually somebody’s SS next year*
SEND ME YOUR FREAKIN’ ADDY!!!
*starts shooting fire out through eye sockets*
Kerry Marie is hot. Not as hot as pajama momma but still.
everybody knows that.
sheesh
You’re being like all redundant
SEND ME YOUR FREAKIN’ ADDY!!!
*starts shooting fire out through eye sockets*
No thanks. I’d rather complain
Gawd, you bitch…
And I say that because I love you.
Kerry Marie is hot. Not as hot as pajama momma but still.
Is “hot” measured in ounces now?
Is “hot” measured on ounces now?
No, decibels.
Hi Aggie!
No, decibels.
Then PJ is hot like a thousand suns.
1 hot = 3 metric tonnes
conversion formula for you.
I am kind of slow like that
1 hot = 3 metric tonnes
So Kerry Marie = 3.7 hots
gotcha
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!!
You hear that you sumbitches!!?!?!
*blows sultry kisses at aggie
I am kind of slow like that
*hugs Vmax*
You hear that you sumbitches!!?!?!
Is that blood coming out of my ears again?
Did anyone ban or kill anyone while I was gone?
I can only guess on how many recipes I missed. 15,000?
*blows sultry kisses at aggie
HAHAHAHA!!!
*gives PJM squishy hugs*
*blows sultry kisses at aggie
Please stop doing that. I’ve got Aggie in my sites for a three-way.
Did anyone ban or kill anyone while I was gone?
Jazz left. Something about being tired of reading about gluten or something.
I didn’t really get the whole story….
How many Courics in a metric tonne?
Hi Vmax!!
How many Courics in a metric tonne?
.000000000000000000325
So Saturday, my computer’s ass prolapsed and couldn’t be fixed. Monday I made a total impulse purchase, and am now the new owner of a fucking expensive Toshiba. So I will be working extra quadruple shifts at the part time gig to help pay for the next 3 yrs Christmas present.
To my SS–the cleavage shirt is fucking awesome. However it has not hope of covering the cleavage, so I think I’m going to turn it into a pillow.
>> How many Courics in a metric tonne?
I’m guessing 6-7 million a year now.
pajama momma reads Twas the Night Before Christmas:
http://tinyurl.com/28aah5j
I got out of bed for this?
Hi Tattoo!
To my SS–the cleavage shirt is fucking awesome. However it has not hope of covering the cleavage, so I think I’m going to turn it into a pillow.
Please email me a picture of the dirty pillow.
Did anyone ban or kill anyone while I was gone?
Wiserbud ran off a couple of newbies. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Jazz left. Something about being tired of reading about gluten or something.
I didn’t really get the whole story….
and thinking wiserbud should hire someone to get the sand out of wiser’s vajayjay? Isn’t that what was said?
PJ, remember that one time I visited you and took you to a baseball game?
Gosh that was fun, huh?
I made a slide show of the pictures from that day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aFJ5UGAEBI
Happy birthday, Michael.
Hi Vmax.
Rosie posie, did you see the thing about brand new computer? I’m busy trying to get shit downloaded onto it and setup, and salvage the shit from the old piece of crap. You my friend, are just going to have to wait.
Hi Rosetta. How ya been?
I got out of bed for this?
Yes, you did.
*serves Brad a club sandwich and a beer*
SEND ME YOUR FREAKIN’ ADDY!!!
*starts shooting fire out through eye sockets*
No thanks. I’d rather complain
Yea, wiser rode that “no SS” bitch wet and dirty for a year. You think Peej is gonna just give that up?
However it has not hope of covering the cleavage,
Pictures, please.
>> Wiserbud ran off a couple of newbies. Nothing out of the ordinary.
He’s trying to take credit for it, but I want to see the tape.
Yea, wiser rode that “no SS” bitch wet and dirty for a year.
Yeah, except I was funny.
PJ’s just gonna whine and complain.
Oh, and don’t EVER mention my name on this blog ever again.
but I want to see the tape.
Wait a damned minute. I was told nothing was being recorded?
So I will be working extra quadruple shifts at the part time gig to help pay for the next 3 yrs Christmas pre
oh but man, I’ll bet it’s fast…… much like rosetta
Is it big and clumsy too? Kinda awkward?
So Car in, no navel-piercing… YET.
Crap. someone delete that for me.
I’ve said too much.
It’s Michael’s Birthday? Or is Rosetta fucking with me??
Not yet. Dick and Hotspur are being whiny-assed grandpa’s about it.
They don’t understand that all the cool kids are doing it.
(plus I was too busy)
He’s trying to take credit for it, but I want to see the tape.
It takes a while, but eventually they get the hint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBr7CwVg4Kw
ha ha haa …
Michael, I hope you bought her the baby version and not the full size.
Dick, I bought her the one she picked and that she feels comfortable with. That’s what matters. All she needs to do is practice at pulling up the trigger slack and squeezing.
I know you met her. That little girl is way tougher than you think. She can handle .40.
oh but man, I’ll bet it’s fast…… much like rosetta
Is it big and clumsy too? Kinda awkward?
It is fast, and sleek and shiny.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Making fun of pajama momma is the best Christmas gift ever.
http://tinyurl.com/2ds3997
THANK YOU, SANTA CLAUS!!
{{{hugs Aggie}}}
Oh, and don’t EVER mention my name on this blog ever again.
We could just call you purple dil do
Yeah, except I was funny.
PJ’s just gonna whine and complain.
Yeah. I remember laughing…….all……year…..long
speaking of that, where’s mare?
At least you eventually got a present wiser.
*sniffs
Rosie posie, did you see the thing about brand new computer? I’m busy trying to get shit downloaded onto it and setup, and salvage the shit from the old piece of crap. You my friend, are just going to have to wait.
HURRY UP!! You only have 3 days to get it to me before Christmas.
Should we be acting nicer to xbrad? Is he about to die?
{{{hugs Aggie}}}
*wonders how long Brad will hold her…*
Oh, and you missed the family newsletter.
3 times.
It is fast, and sleek and shiny.
huh, that’s not what I pictured at all. Maybe the shiny part, but other than that…..
Oh, and don’t EVER mention my name on this blog ever again.
We could just call you purple dil do
Nope. That isn’t covert enough.
I will post, from now on, as Wiser. Occasionally as Pupster – ‘cept I have no gift at finding .gifs. That’s how you’ll know it’s me.
Scott, how’d the boiled sole turn out?
I also have a new Toshiba Tattoo.
It is good so far.
Hi Rosetta. How ya been?
Excellent because I know you.
And busy but I’m done with work for the week. YAY ME!!
Cathy, how many times have you tried to kill Michael since he’s been retired? You can round to the nearest hundred.
huh, that’s not what I pictured at all. Maybe the shiny part, but other than that…..
I have it on good authority that Rosie is sleek and shiny just like a water buffalo. Of course, I cant’ speak to this myself b/c he was “busy” when I drifted through STL.
Happy birthday, Michael.
Thank you, Rosetta. You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I appreciate the fact that you remembered me on this special day.
Did I tell you folks my rooster attacked me this morning?
He has a date with
destinythe slaughter house.It is Michael’s birthday!!!!
Damn it, people!
*gives Michael the Aggie body massage*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOCH*
Should we be acting nicer to xbrad?
no and why the hell do you have a rooster? Was that an accident?
I was thinking today about my goat that the Filipinos came and ate and how stinky he was in rut, can you imagine just how sticky Noah’s ark had to have been?
{{still hugging Aggie}}
His birthday? Yea. whateve.
Thank you, Rosetta. You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I appreciate the fact that you remembered me on this special day.
Hahahahahaha.
We put it off until tomorrow Andy. I am looking forward to frying them up.
I just found a picture of me (24) and AT&T (5)
It is Michael’s birthday!!!!
Damn it, people!
*gives Michael the Aggie body massage*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOCH*
*Snickers
Cathy, how many times have you tried to kill Michael since he’s been retired? You can round to the nearest hundred.
Rosetta, please define “tried.”
Yes, it was an accident. He wasn’t mean. Until today. Fucker attacked me TWICE as I was trying to fill their water.
I just googled meat processing.
He has a date with
destinythe slaughter house.Coo a Vin,
Was a rooster in red wine. French style.
{{still hugging Aggie}}
It’s a good thing I’m Puerto Rican and have no personal space issues.
*wonders when Brad will move his hand from her ass*
Do vampiritic beings with delusions of being masked crime fighters really have birthdays? Really?
I’m not dying.
I just look like death warmed over.
And I can’t quit sneezing.
I don’t know how a 8 month old rooster tastes. I guess I’ll find out.
*Snickers
Great…a gag, right? And because I am a n00b, I fell for it.
Pass a Snickers bar, PJM.
Carin – tastes like a cock.
Rooster doesn’t taste good, unless you’re one of the illegal aliens that used to work at the egg ranch I used to work with.
apparently they find them palatable
Did Jazz really leave?? Jeez wiserbabe what are you doing?
I just look like death warmed over.
and that’s different how?
Carin – tastes like a cock.
WINNAH!!!!
OK, I’ve cracked open the exterior Amazon box, and exposed inside, a green-wrapped package with a card attached:
“They wanted like $75.00 to gift-wrap a hooker. Screw that!”
I am, of course, massively disappointed, though somewhat relieved a hooker hadn’t been sitting in a box on my desk all week.
And next, for the big reveal…
Did Jazz really leave?? Jeez wiserbabe what are you doing?
Jazz emailed me today. It wasn’t wiserbud………..this time.
much
*wonders when Brad will move his hand from her ass*
Soon.
February.
No later than the end of March.
MCPO,
How was the gift wrapping?
>> my rooster attacked me this morning?
Is this a nickname for Mr. Car in?
Vman – Attractive and tasteful. . . unlike the rooster that Carin is gonna feed her kids.
oh for freak’s sake jakeman!!
WHAT DID YOU GET?!?!?!
AH. I see coq au vin specifically is for roosters. Says they should be a year old. Mine aren’t that old, but I guess I know what I’ll be doing with him.
No later than the end of March.
As long as there is a finite date, it’s ok.
I am really sooooo glad Aggie is here 😉
Ah, this is really quite brilliant! It’s a book, and not just any book…it’s….wait for it….
I am really sooooo glad Aggie is here
I am a veritable font of entertainment, eh? 😀
Peej, you still with me? I don’t want to post while you’re oot and aboot….
I’m freaking here waiting
OK, I’m gonna take off and have leftover spaghetti, and watch Season One of One Tree Hill. You guys have a good night.
C’mon, Aggie. I’ll share the electric blanket with you.
I’m freaking here
waitingabout to kill you.Fixteded
XbRad????
http://tinyurl.com/26u9ojd
Rosetta, please define “tried.”
Hahahahahaha.
I only see him a once or twice a year. I can only imagine how you feel.
C’mon, Aggie. I’ll share the electric blanket with you.
*scoots next to Brad*
I am really sooooo glad Aggie is here
me too!
THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! It’s three hunnert and sixty five days of THINGS I can do to CHANGE my LIFE!
Sample: Day 16, Discreetly give the finger to people all day today
So, clearly my SS knows:
1) I love books
2) My life needs changing
3) I love giving the finger!
This is awesome, thanks SS!
anything on teevee tonight?
I was thinking about ‘coq au vin’ (cock in wine). Yea. Cause the meat is tougher and needs more time to tenderize.
Most French folk simply use chicken now, I hear, but go ahead. That dude deserves it.
What a fun SS you have jakeman. I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
I was thinking about ‘coq au vin’ (cock in wine).
Dave in Texas?
I could send you my stand-up pee thing, Peej.
Day 2 of Houston visit complete – check
Copious amounts of megaritas dranken – check check
Full on crush for hawt waitress at local restaurant – CHECK!
I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
It’s an art with you, isn’t it?
I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
What is your major malfunction? Keep this up and I’ll send you a gift in the mail. . . homemade fudge.
Did Jazz really leave?? Jeez wiserbabe what are you doing?
Fuck ’em.
Fuck ’em all.
And fuck you too iffin you don’t like it.
T2D!! Hope you are enjoying your stay in the Houston area!!
I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
What did I say, huh?
Cathy, how many times have you tried to kill Michael since he’s been retired? You can round to the nearest hundred.
Scene: At Michael and Cathy’s huge, immaculate house:
Me: Wow, great house, Cathy! How often do you have to have the cleaners come?
Cathy: Cleaners? We don’t have no stinkin cleaners.
Me: Holy crap!
I’m wondering if Dick’s gift set you-know-who-off. I mean, who had mentioned her?
SNL christmas shits or skits whatever
waitress = hotness
I have always had a thing for ’em.
I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
It’s an art with you, isn’t it?
I’ve got her addie, Aggie. We could figure out a way to shut her up or just enjoy her art-form. Sup to you, Babe.
What did I say, huh?
I don’t know – I couldn’t hear you over the whining.
Oh, I am Aggie. Always love coming home!
*hugs*
Did I tell you folks my rooster attacked me this morning?
That rooster has good judgment, and should not become coq au vin.
I’ve got her addie, Aggie.
Send it to me through FB…
*looks at PJM’s gift*
*chuckles maniacally*
Thanks Cathy!
‘coq au vin’ (cock in wine).
I am ignorant of French.
I know English, Latin, Spanish, and a little German.
French? not so much.
But a Ex GF was trilingual in Spanish, French, and English.and also Portuguese. However, she absorbed it, and did not know it.
Hi Lips! Yea — my decorator ‘highly recommended’ a couple of Roombas, but no-go. My great Dyson actually works very well at… well sucking.
Always love coming home!
I loved living there. If it weren’t for the possibility of inlaws finding me, I would go visit more often 😉
Vmax, I don’t know French either. Just ask Michael. I knows me some foodie terms. That is all.
Aggie you have to tell me when you come to L.C. So we can up
I know enough Latin to know that, “invictus gallus gladiator” means, invincible fighting cock.
Damn skippy, sohos 😀
Great Cathy!
I am calling it a night.
Good night.
G’night, Vmax!
That was MEET up not just up
Olde English farm vernacular:
Rooster = Cock
Hen = Pullet
One would have to have a Cock and Pullet to really enjoy with a good wine.
Darn, I get here just as Vmax leaves?
Did anybody spread garbage all over anybody else’s lawn today?
I’m sure mine would have been fun too had I had one.
Peej, you bring a tear to my eye, and I am a giver. On day 49, are you willing to make a Citizen’s Arrest? On day 57, are you willing to try a food that scares you? There’s even a day that you’re supposed to envision everyone naked all day long….
Hi Lips! Yea — my decorator ‘highly recommended’ a couple of Roombas, but no-go.
Roombas rock! Throw them on the floor, close the door and presto! Half our house is tile, so the Scooba comes in handy too.
Men get to retire. . . women, not so much.
Sohos – I spent the entire day in LC today, and enjoyed some fine dining at the Berryhill cafe.
Aggie you have to tell me when you come to L.C. So we can up
That was gonna be naughty wasn’t it? You self censored. Way to go.
On day 49, are you willing to make a Citizen’s Arrest?
Can I put them in handcuffs?
for taxed2death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo4nNZuH5Pg
I know enough Latin to know that, “invictus gallus gladiator” means, invincible fighting cock.
OK, you made me search that.
USS Saratoga.
>> Dave in Texas?
No, that would be vin au coq.
Sean, what did you not buy me for Christmas?
RoamingFH – Seamus was the original gangsta rapper – he came correct.
“All Rosetta wants for Christmas is two big fists, two big fists, two big fists“
No, that would be vin au coq.
http://tinyurl.com/2ccqa72
Sean, what did you not buy me for Christmas?
He did not buy you massage oil that might get you a three-way with Aggie. That’s what.
Eat your heart out, Rosetta.
Taxed that is 2 minutes from my house. You should have told me I would have come over there. DiT has had dinner there with me before
Mom is 77. She recently got a cleaning lady to come in once every two weeks to do the heavy stuff.
Dad bitches and complains about it.
There is a guy who comes by once a month and cleans the windows on the outside for $1 per window. Mom used to do it herself.
Mom is finally getting a bit of retirement for herself.
Rosetta you lousy motherfucker.
http://tinyurl.com/39qjxyd
Michael -USS Saratoga was my carrier back in ’81-83. She was a fine ship!
>> DiT has had dinner there with me before
I was wearing the leopard print thong too.
T2D, a loooooong time ago, I was in a band and sang songs like that.
And this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhaM-16MwW8
He did not buy you massage oil that might get you a three-way with Aggie. That’s what.
*gives Michael cherry pie with whipped cream*
Can I put them in handcuffs?
As long as you Mirandize them first, I don’t see why not.
Sean, what did you not buy me for Christmas?
A pony.
It’s time for today’s episode of “TBOM, What Do You Have Shoved Up Your Ass Right Now?”
Hey TBOM, what do you have shoved your ass right now?
http://tinyurl.com/2ewyefp
This Christmas we are making pancakes for the poor….but they don’t seem to be too grateful, the bastards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DjGMOAjdQQ
Hey TBOM, what do you have shoved your ass right now?
http://tinyurl.com/2ewyefp
Best hemorrhoid remover nature has….just sayin
Good job on the link there, Tbone.
Sohos – I am designing all the homes in Cypress Bay (new development) and was in LC all day, mostly at south shore building, with one of my builders today. Will be in area all morning tomorrow before retreating to the Woodlands for meetings…. Coffee in the a.m.?
**tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Michael Flatley” **
What the hell is this all about
What time?
WTF set my allergies off?
I’ll go out on a limb and say, Rosetta.
This Christmas we are making pancakes for the poor….but they don’t seem to be too grateful, the bastards
wow, so glad I got to see 80 million dirty photos. Do I get to pick which ones are the homeless pancake eating assholes or can you do that for me?
Roamy – I linked the song my Grandma sang to me.
Ojtay, so ever since I was knee high, I remember meat pies at holidays in my family. Recipe goes back many generations and my mom gave me some on Sunday, that I am having for my dinner now.
Doggies, it’s the only thing I love about Christmas.
wow, so glad I got to see 80 million dirty photos. Do I get to pick which ones are the homeless pancake eating assholes or can you do that for me?
what? uhhhh…..
MCPO, cool. You’ve linked that one before, but I didn’t know the backstory.
My grandmother could quote lots of poetry, but she didn’t sing to me.
RoamingFH – you were in Spinal Tap?! Awesome!!1!
TBOM – the link goes to a thumbnail page full of images
oops…not sure what happened…going for this
anyway…sorry about that
Whatever and wherever is convenient for you… 8:30-9 somewheres?
TBOM – the link goes to a thumbnail page full of images
well…definitely not funny.
I leave for work at 7 15 so it would have to be before that
anyway…sorry about that
Oh, I prefer the dirty pictures
This Christmas we are making pancakes for the poor….but they don’t seem to be too grateful, the bastards
Must be the gluten.
A pony.
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.
*buys donkey, severs donkey’s head, puts in Sean’s bed*
Maybe I can head back this way around 9_ish
You guys have no idea about meat pies. Next time we have a meatup Ima bring some.
What kind of meat pies, Hotspur?
Rosetta’s favorite Christmas album
Email me at sohosworld at yahoo tomorrow morning
Being recently delurked, I am reluctant to share my addy on the open intertubes – how can I get you my 411? Its not that I don’t trust anyone on here 😉
*buys donkey, severs donkey’s head, puts in Sean’s bed*
BEST CHRIMMAS EVAR!!!!
*snuggles with new friend*
Must be the gluten.
hahaha, I was typing in rice krispy treats because Gavin couldn’t remember what they looked like, usually because I’ve eaten them all before the kids even know they existed, but I digress, when I typed it into google this popped up and made me LOL
Its not that I don’t trust anyone on here
Famous last words.
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Email me at sohosworld at yahoo tomorrow morning
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Comment by taxed2death on December 21, 2010 9:41 pm
Being recently delurked, I am reluctant to share my addy on the open intertubes – how can I get you my 411? Its not that I don’t trust anyone on here 😉
are you two talking to each other? I’m just curious
Aggie, they are ground veal and pork. And her pie crust is made with lard. No veggies. Just meat and crust.
You can’t buy anything like them. They are to die for.
Sohos – got it
Taxed don’t ever put anything info out there just email me in morning at that generic email
On my last cruise they offered gluten free bread. I had no idea what the significance was.
Until now.
Michael -USS Saratoga was my carrier back in ’81-83. She was a fine ship!
I figured. You are otherwise too stupid to know any Latin.
Well, time for my bubblebath. No, I don’t get all pruny, MCPO.
Y’all have a great evening!
Wow my ambien has kicked in I’m going to sleep
Just meat and crust.
Totally medieval and the way God intended!!!
G’night!
Sohos – could you give me your credit card number and PIN? I need to get PJM a present.
May I have ten thousand gluten marbles please?
Sic semper tyrannis!
Being recently delurked, I am reluctant to share my addy on the open intertubes – how can I get you my 411? Its not that I don’t trust anyone on here
Relax. Just send it to me, along with a video of you and your wife having sex. You can trust me.
Aggie, <3.
Night.
PJ – yes
Is it me or has Michael gotten weirder?
Is it me or has Michael gotten weirder?
Yes.
Michael – will do. I feel comfortable in here… Really.
Michael, congratulations on retirement. You and Ms. Cathy deserve the best. Come back to your Alma Mater and see how things have changed. Some good – Some bad.
Is it me or has Michael gotten weirder?
It’s you.
HS – my inbox for my site was full, unbeknownst to me. It is clear now if you wanted to try again on my site.
Thanks, Hotspur.
Last time I went to Ann Arbor, it was a pretty cool city. Not the sleepy little college town that it was when I first moved there, when I was in the sixth grade.
Nite all – tequila has a way of making me very sle…..
Packing up the car for tomorrow’s drive to Lubbock. Thursday we’ll make it to New Braunfels.
All this to get to the Fry’s in Austin.
Hot toddy with whiskey – who wants one?
Weirder would be more interesting. I think it’s you Sohos.
No sane person drives to Lubbock without a gun to their head.
T2D, I enjoyed your site. And wanted you to take a look at mine:
Perkinsconstruction doot net
Would that we lived closer. Your stuff is good.
Ohhh, I’ll have one please!
No sane person drives to Lubbock without a gun to their head.
Won’t Mrs. geoff’s arm get tired?
Hot toddy with whiskey – who wants one?
ME! Make it a double. HI Ho Roamy!
Incidentally potential Texas meeter-uppers, the tentative plan is to meet at El Arroyo on 5th street in Austin. Sunday Dec 26 around 7pm for dinner and mayhem.
Won’t Mrs. geoff’s arm get tired?
I suppose so, but I can’t imagine why you would otherwise agree to drive to Lubbock.
Coming up! I have a new bottle of whiskey, too, and I’m ready to put the hurt on that mother.
Honey?
Hey, Roamy, its just us. How you doin?
I mean, here in Texas, Lubbock is the one place that is a more egregious shithole compared to Houston.
OK, I take that back. Midland-Odessa is probably also a more egregious shithole compared to Houston. So that makes two places that are worse than Houston.
Hotspurt – Nice try! Cathy and I are waiting for our hot toddies patiently.
Michael, in Engrish, prease?
Lubbock is the one place that is a more egregious shithole compared to Houston.
Hmmm. I didn’t much care for Houston…
Honey?
Yes, dear? 😉
orange blossom or clover?
Well, back to trip preparations. Why is it that kids IQs drop 30 points when packing time comes?
Dave — Cathy and I are planning to attend. Please let us know of any changes in time or destination.
Hotspur, that is sweet of you to ask.
**serves up hot toddies with a plate of cookies**
Well, back to trip preparations. Why is it that kids IQs drop 30 points when packing time comes?
Practice.
Roamy, what a great ho-ho-hostagette-hostess you are!
Dave, did you see the colorblindness app thingy on the ONT?
Michael, in Engrish, prease?
The University of Michigan is my alma mater. I assumed from your comment that you knew that.
>> Dave, did you see the colorblindness app thingy on the ONT?
Tonight’s? Somebody tipped me to one recently, was that you?
Yes, tonight’s.
And no, it wasn’t me.
Oh, an app.
In that image, I can’t see shit for numbers on the left. The right one, top, 45 is reasonably clear, the bottom one looks like 6 but not as easy to see.
BTW, I was off sticking pictures on Christmas cards (we’re a little late this year).
What’d I miss?
What’d I miss?
Not much. Wiserbud has been a total asshole, but you probably assumed that.
Here’s a colorblindness test. In the first one, I see 16 clearly. In the rest of them, I don’t see a single number.. not one.
Curious to see if any of you do. This crap is kind of a mystery to me.
http://colorvisiontesting.com/ishihara.htm
Yes, that’s the default assumption.
Speaking of assholes: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/21/specter-issues-parting-blow-to-roberts-alito/
What’d I miss?
We’re gonna have a post-Christmas-Texas-meatup-quickie in Austin on the 26th.
Wanna come?
Wow, Dave, I see all the numbers really easy.
Hard to imagine what that is like for you.
Dick, you should have been at my work today. One of my co-workers is retired Special Forces. When it’s quiet like it was today, the heathen humor comes out. He walked in the lab where I was and asked me, “What are you doing?” I said, “Making light my bitch!”
I see ’em all Dave. Mrs. Andy can’t, though.
Saw them all, Dave. Some were a tad tougher than others.
>> We’re gonna have a post-Christmas-Texas-meatup-quickie in Austin on the 26th.
I’d love to, but we’re staying up here for … pardon the expression, Nina Totenberg … Christmas.
That’s rare for women Andy, supposed to be a recessive trait.. she’d have to carry it on both X chromosomes.
It’s no big to me.. been this way all my life. It’s just funny to me, I have trouble with red and green, but I see everything else just fine (at least I think I do), yellow, blue, orange, etc. But when I take these things it makes me feel like there’s something wrong with them. I’m always surprised when people tell me “yeah, there’s numbers in there”. I almost wonder if I see any colors the way y’all do.
Then I shake up another martini and say “fuck if I care. You better watch your ass at the traffic light, you see me comin”
>> That’s rare for women Andy, supposed to be a recessive trait.. she’d have to carry it on both X chromosomes.
She does, hence the fact that my son has it.
My x kicked hers in the ass with my daughter, though.
It’s either both X chromosomes or both boobs.
I forget which.
Must be the chromosomes.
And I’m pretty sure we own that iPhone app right about now.
Here’s a colorblindness test. In the first one, I see 16 clearly. In the rest of them, I don’t see a single number.. not one.
Same here. Aside from the 16, I can’t see shit. I’ve know that I was colorblind since I was a kid.
There are FOUR lights!
I saw all the numbers. But I’m just cool like that.
‘Night all.
There are FOUR lights!
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/29qemp5
I saw them all, but some were tough.
If you can’t get online, can you still salvage bookmarks? Please say yes. And tell me how to do it, in an email.
>> There are FOUR lights!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. But what color are they?
You cannot be a Naval Air Crewman if you are colorblind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqcUSUw_rfU
You pretty much can’t do shit, aircraft-related, if you can’t tell a red strobe from a green one.
I take that back. You can write flight-guidance code for an MC-130H Combat Talon II, if you’re colorblind.
Lowest bidder and all… heh.
Yeah, the procedures want you to be able to tell the difference between a green light and a red light whether it be a hatch indicator or a weapons panel. . . or even a “low coffee” light!
In my world, it was aileron up, and how many degrees. That code belonged to me.
In my world, it was wheels up, heels up. Wake me up when it’s time to unload this trash hauler.
the cool thing was, my software, it was a pilot. A plane that flew itself, into harm’s way, knew where hills were, buildings.. wires. And AAA.
least I thought it was cool. Till I found out sometimes plans aren’t as good as they oughta be.
what, Dave kilt it?
It’s resting.
I almost wonder if I see any colors the way y’all do.
I wonder if you are just a figment of my imagination. Maybe a part of an alternative universe that is just a few atoms in my toenail.
You cannot be a Naval Air Crewman if you are colorblind.
Is that why you got a desk job?
Did everyone figure out who their Secret Satans were? Mine was eddie.
I think mine was Mesa.
Pupster figured out that I was his right away. Me and my stupid return address.
I was going to send it to one of my relatives in the Midwest and have them send it on to him, but procrastination got the best of me.
Romy, what did you get from Mesa?
I’m thinking it would be stuff that he could steal at work, like some bar napkins and a bottle of beer.
Oh my, I’ve got so much crap to do in the next day and a half!
Can we delay Christmas?
*puts looking for another job on list*
Can we delay Christmas?
Just convert to Orthodox. Problem solved.
Can we delay Christmas?
I can go for that. I’ve been enjoying the lighter morning traffic.
Pjm was mine 🙂
I have no idea who mine was. I don’t know if my SS got their gift either.
Yeesh. Our garage is starting to flood. I suppose that’s better than having the house burn down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdrGS__yg6Q
Can we delay Christmas?
Just convert to Orthodox. Problem solved.
Depends on which calendar you follow. We do the “Revised Julian”, which figures everything according to the Gregorian calendar, except for Easter, which is still figured by the Julian Calendar. Or, as certain people with funny accents call it, the “Heretical, Pope loving, why-don’t-you-just-make-lesbians-bishops?” calendar.
Easter is sweet, because we’re almost always a couple weeks later, so we get egg shaped malted milk balls at 80% off. I could dig doing my Christmas shopping at After Christmas sales.
Good morning, Carin.
Good morning, beasn, eddie and rosetta – I’ll wave at you on my way through St. Louie this morning, unless of course, rosetta is still in Nashville, on which case, I’ll wave to rosetta there.
Dang, these plans are getting toooooo complicated to remember.
Stupid senility.
And by “wave”, I assume you mean “press my ass against the windshield”.
Wakey wakey.
Where’s CB going?
Good morning, Car in. Get anything pierced overnight?
*checks self
nope!
Please step into this scanner so we can make sure.
New poat!