Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
In honor of celebrating the Second Amendment and cheers to my daughter’s boyfriend for having good taste in music. Apparently Styx has been doing “Styx Fix Live Saturdays” concerts during the quarantine, and the kids listen to the livestream every week. Beats (c)rap any day of the week.
All the pics below the fold this week.
They call themselves the Kilted Coaches.
They’re from Scotland
with cool accents.
Hope you don’t mind
a little monotony.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Comment by Car in on May 26, 2020 4:56 pm
We’re not going to tell Gretchen.
Whole week of working out in the gym, and no one has said boo yet. Thankfully we’re a small gym. And we’re in the back of a building on an industrial drive. It’s like we’re ninjas.
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Isn’t it galling that basic things you do you can get a citation for now? This is so very, very, very bad.
I gave your mom The Ultimate Scottish Workout
She’s a champ at tossing the caber
basic things you do you can get a citation for now?
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Watching local news this morning and they had a story about people “being allowed” to only walk on Old Orchard Beach (OOB). They showed a lifeguard stopping by to talk with people sitting on the sand and they interviewed the police chief saying they were just “warning” people now and hadn’t given any citations. OOB is very popular with Canadians who like to wear Speedo bathing suits not kilts
wakey wakey
How was MJr’s grouping?
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Slightly to the left which we’re addressing by making him watch videos of Reagan taking the piss out of communism.
What flavor (cal) did you get MJ? I know you probably mentioned it but me brain has forgotten.
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9mm
It goes PEW PEW PEW
If the antibody test really has a 50% error rate, it’s useless, period.
Well, here are the things that Biden has now decided to align himself with:
1. As a 77 year old man, yelling at a 30 year old man black man for not being black enough.
2. Wearing a mask
3. Locking down the country indefinitely
4. Locking down the country in the past via time machine to prevent people from dying before there were any cases in the US
I’m sort of wondering if Trump tweeted that he didn’t like hot dogs, Biden might start talking about how he loves big hot wieners in his face.
This is it folks. A Biden campaign is everything we’ve been waiting for.
Where is everyone? H3?
Peeks in.
Is MJ gone yet?
Shit, he’s still here.
Biden is an almost unbelievably weak opponent. Trump is blessed.
I was out feeding the chickens and letting them out for the day.
The fact that Biden is the presumptive candidate makes me a little nervous. It’s obvious to everyone that the elevator doesn’t go to the top floor yet he’s their man. What do they have on reserve to thwart Trump? No group of people can be so dumb as to assume Biden can win vs Trump in a non-rigged election
The fact that Biden is the presumptive candidate makes me a little nervous. It’s obvious to everyone that the elevator doesn’t go to the top floor yet he’s their man. What do they have on reserve to thwart Trump? No group of people can be so dumb as to assume Biden can win vs Trump in a non-rigged election
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I feel exactly the same way, Jimbro.
Are we giving the dems too much credit?
“If the antibody test really has a 50% error rate”
My antibody test has a 20% error rate.
Seriously, if my answer is always negative I would be more accurate.
* waits for CDC cash *
“If the antibody test really has a 50% error rate”
My antibody test has a 20% error rate.
Seriously, if my answer is always negative I would be more accurate.
* waits for CDC cash *
Even Nadler says so:
Is 2 x .5 = 1? Or in this case would we have .5 x .5 = .25?
Both are correct given the repetition of the comments.
Biden is an unusually weak candidate. But his competition was so weak that a frail, senile old man with Clinton’s baggage stood out as the least worst option.
I’m convinced that if Hillary would have run, she’d have won.
Thus are Obama’s accomplishments. A terrible president who destroyed his party in search of a legacy.
And just to add a bit of data to the worry that Dems are all buzzing about this week: the recovery will be V shaped as people come off of furlough.
We’re seeing patient levels in hospitals that have opened around 70% pre covid. We didn’t predict this until October. Either the pent up demand is getting pushed through and might settle back to lower levels or people have simply moved on with their lives and are back to doing things normally more quickly than we thought. Dunno yet.
Heh, did you watch the MSDNC mask shaming video from yesterday? It was solid gold.
Idiot on TV: Look at this guy, not wearing a mask!
Packers fan: Your cameraman isn’t wearing a mask
Idiot on TV: *blank stare
Didn’t know Massachusetts had almost 2000 more deaths than Michigan, according to CDC. Knocked them out of the top 4.
So Grenell is out as DNI now. Everything will be back to normal, nothing being declassified now. It was fun while it lasted.
Grenell was the real deal.
Good morning. Old Orchard Beach (OOB) is where I told a cop to fuck off twice.
And then what happened?
And then what happened?
Dave fell in the water.
Whoa.
Retro reply
callback poat from a new guy?
well done!
I’ve been back at work for a week. And as I think about both workload here and life in general, I realize I (and the rest of the population) lost three months of my life. (Though honestly I could have done without that first six weeks regardless.)
It all feels like a fading memory already, something that might as well have been a long, strange dream. But it’s a quarter of a year gone that I can’t get back.
I wonder how many other people can feel this kind of wrongness in their gut.
Bcoch, we need better weather in your state, kindly fix that in time for today’s launch, please.
Launch is set for 4:33 PM Eastern time, but the weather was 50/50 last time I looked.
BroTim, I hope to go back to work soon. It’s going to be weird seeing my calendars still on March, and I hope the mice haven’t found my snacks.
I’m only going into the office to get my Churchill bust, 16 in stormtrooper, and the assorted drawing MJr made for me.
I only went in a few days a week anyway so no big loss for me. We seriously held zoom meetings rather than everyone walk to a conference room pre covid.
Tech people are totally weird. I can’t even imagine the fully weaponized autism in silicon valley.
Even if I could “work from home” I don’t think I’d want to. More isolation? No thanks.
Roamy, doesn’t look good. At least 80% chance of rain here locally through Sunday.
Oh, Brother Tim, I feel like time was stolen from me for sure. The older you get the more you feel it. Like, Hotspur, that old, gross, piece of shit doesn’t have much time left and he was stuck in Michigan with that bitchface governor talking on TV all that time.
Comment by Brother Tim on May 27, 2020 11:05 am
Even if I could “work from home” I don’t think I’d want to. More isolation? No thanks.
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Isolation is horrible for people.
I have to be careful about that too.
… he was stuck in Michigan with that bitchface governor talking on TV all that time
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But he was getting the Ultimate Scottish Workout so not all bad
President Trump needs to tweet that Nadler video about 10 times.
And the dumbass RNC should have that on every TV until the election.
More of the same. Oso, is this true? Have you heard about this?
As I walked through the hospital to my office on Tuesday I had the feeling that the whole mask charade was wearing thin. I’m not sure what flipped the switch. I mean, all along I’ve been annoyed at the mask BS, mainly because it made my glasses fog up and the stupid one-size-fits-all mask loops irritate the skin behind the ears of my slightly above one size head. This was different, like, it’s time for the charade to stop. Maybe it’s warmer weather, maybe the economic damage is becoming more obvious at the local level,maybe I’m going a little stir crazy. I don’t know. Did not wear my mask for my weekly support local businesses trip this morning.
People stopped wearing them in some places but not others. Scott says the post office is still all masks but the small local businesses are no masks. I’m ready for this shit to be over.
GND is mask free. She doesn’t like it and I don’t blame her.
Her response is ‘mind your own business.’
Most folks around me have said fuck it. However, that makes the Karens even more shrill. My mom has been confronted/accosted/yelled at 4 different times in the past week because she wasn’t wearing a mask.
Most places here are massless but the grocery store is pretty masked up tight. Oddly, some of the employees don’t wear it. Especially the younger ones. Teenagers mostly.
mrs jay just got us some cool masks. We live in a college town, so the “Follow Me!” vibe is strong, and you can’t go some places without a mask.
I decided this weekend after trying it at the grocery store, I won’t be doing it again.
I’m probably overthinking it but I can’t seem to understand why this has gripped so many people and my desire to not be told what to do is just too strong.
There’s a reason why the French tell their invaders no mask. It’s dehumanizing and they believe in that equality bullshit.
I’m admittedly oppositionally defiant. My first response to anyone telling me what to do is “fuck you. who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?” But also, the masks are useless.
https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M20-1342?fbclid=IwAR1RojSX60jn-8_6n8_6i7Bp0fbdXD_FXI5FXwRN_DLaPee622dabWqeVYk&
My usual grocery store is in St Joseph County in Indiana, and their local health dept Hitler is forcing them to mask employees and have signs at the doors demanding masks for entry.
I shop without, so do a few others. No one has said anything.
Your mom asks me to wear a mask and I oblige, but that’s just for her weird Eyes Wide Shut fantasy.
Anita’s at her illegal gym again this morning. Even at home, she hits the treadmill in the evening. I think even easy-going her, is about ready to snuff some Karens…
Good morning all you beautiful people!
Willing to bet money that most counties in CA will be to phase 3 by June 5th. Except LA and SF county, deaths and hospitalizations are fallingrapidly
How many phases does the Golden State have?
heh, tell Anita the Karen bag limit has been raised in flyover country!
As many as it takes to prevent Orange Man Bad!
Joe Biden and his wife in a mask outdoors is nuclear level cuck.
A la hillary I bet there was a group of 75 people that debated the color before he strapped it onto his sniffing hole.
Speaking of Biden, tell me y’all have seen/heard the video of him shitting his pants, literally, during an interview.
I guarantee there was a 10-hour meeting to decide if he’d ever be publicly seen wearing one.
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a mask. It’s a muzzle.
After his recent blunder …
Jimbro, Cali has four phases…don’t know why
clintbird on facedouche opined that the person that was Biden in a mask had roots dyed, so maybe the mask is a way to get imposters out there to impersonate Biden.
Ever see the movie Dave?
Bcock, please link! Pretty please.
Heh, Here is the video of MSDNC getting busted, along with the video the guy who got called on was filming
mare, it’s the latest post on AOS
I actually understand loathing Trump so much that you’d vote for Biden.
I would have voted for a ham sandwich over Obama.
that’s 45% of our country, right now.
2016 was a lot of people voting against Hillary. They’re trying that approach with Biden in 2020.
The backdrop of books never read by either man is great.
The election was always going to be about Trump. The narrative changed slightly but it’s basically the same: vote for me because I can fix the economy, which I’ve proved once.
I hope he has enough time to court black voters in large numbers. It’ll be good for everyone to break up that voting block.
Direct link for mare and others: https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1265672832186548224?s=20
If I got a Hostage nickname for Mini-me’s new boyfriend, I don’t remember it. MMB, for now, maybe?
He reminds me a lot of my high school sweetheart, and he is smitten with Mini-me.
LOL, lean into it, dude.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you, Bcoch and J’ames for the links.
This is some serious shit, which actually reinforces my experience that despite all the words to the contrary, whistleblowers get retaliation.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/tyler-o-neil/2020/05/26/ig-atkinson-weaponized-law-to-help-impeach-trump-but-refused-to-help-real-whistleblowers-n414844
Shart
I just got an email from a potential client confirming an upcoming meeting. His email ended with, “Please remember mask and gloves.”
I responded, “On second thought, we should wait.”
When/if he calls later, I’m entirely too busy.
Fuck all of these cunts.
As Mare noted, I’m old. I don’t have time for all of this mawdicking.
wonder if potential client will catch that.
Even if he didn’t fart I’m gonna pretend he did.
You know why? Because to this day I still hear talking heads on TV say that Trump called nazis fine people. No one ever pushes back. No one ever corrects the lie.
Fuck that. He farted a big wettie.
Farted on a leather chair while naked from the waist down.
Prove me wrong.
the new uniforms for NASA are cool. The helmets are way different!
Hope they are air conditioned, since the astronauts are on the pad, in the florida humidity.
the fart really echoed in his bedpan, didn’t it?
I haven’t seen the details on the new spacesuits, but they are supposed to have circulation to keep astronauts comfy.
RE: weak Biden against Trump…what do they have on reserve
We’re already seeing their plan coming into play with mail-in ballots.
To me, if you can’t be bothered to get off your ass to vote in person via a paper ballot, you can’t vote.
Crap. Tornado warning at the launch site.
if you can’t be bothered to get off your ass to vote in person via a paper ballot, you can’t vote.
This. There’s a procedure in place to ask for an absentee ballot. Guar-damn-teed the Dems will conveniently lose any military people’s ballots and double up on the illegal alien’s and dead people’s ballots.
They already know who doesn’t vote, and they will be putting votes in for those people. That will cut down on risk of detection by duplicate ballot.
With so many people not voting ever, it’s pretty easy to do. I wonder if dad has voted democrat since he passed away in 2016.
I did check the voter rolls in VA for my in-laws and was pleasantly surprised to find out that they had been removed.
>>Dems will conveniently lose any military people’s ballots and double up on the illegal alien’s and dead people’s ballots.
They do it all the time and not once has anyone ever meticulously audited any of it.
As to this… “They already know who doesn’t vote, and they will be putting votes in for those people. “……yeah, I figure they do that and there has to be a way to stop it. Can’t fingerprint vote.
Mare, she did and not one single D🐀 in this State cares. She’s been getting home visits from her stylist, so hair is always cut and colored. Last night she opened up restaurants for patio dining with social distancing. She’s still not as bad as Whitmer. She was accused by a former staffer that she sexually harassed him and crickets. That was in December.
I’ve noticed that Pelosi is either deliberately letting her hair turn to shit or has lost the ability to comb it. Literally just a comb would look better, so it’s probably just for cameras.
Hmm, didn’t know you could check voter rolls, as a citizen
Hotspur, Scott and I are laughing about you firing a customer for being a neurotic bitch.
That was a good catch. They probably would have been a PITA for the whole project. You recognized a ‘tell.’ The covid hysteria gave you another way to recognize this kind of client early on, and you acted on it. This is wisdom.
*raises glass*
J’ames, I think that’s the reason Dan and I never get called for Jury Duty. Anyone can check that we voted in the Republican Primary every year, we voted in every school election (except the mail in election) and we’ve voted for every Special Election or Bond election. (The mail in election, we never received our ballots. We were dis enrolled and had to re register).
Is there a Deadpool somewhere on Kathy Griffin? She’s gotta be doing some serious work with controlled substances.
Launch scrubbed, try again Saturday. Gotta love Florida weather.
Launch scrubbed until Saturday. Not surprised with the ugly weather.
Coke -> BroTim
Penelope filled out the form to get mail in ballots, but they were rejected. If we want to vote in the primary, we’ll have to go in.
Wrong last name. Go with Rodriguez next time.
Hotspur, Scott and I are laughing about you firing a customer for being a neurotic bitch.
I laughed at “mawdicking”.
Is that a word? I never heard of it before.
LOL Thanks.
I seriously thought, “Dude, you’ve asked me to your home to discuss a project that in all likelihood you don’t need in the first place (75% of what we do), but you’e willing to put your family at risk if I wear a mask and gloves.”
BZZZZZTTTTT…..
No.
I sincerely hope that libs are having a hard time finding people to work for them because of these demands, while cons are not.
I have noticed that there are more small businesses going maskless.
I support them, probably lots of others too.
Mr. B. took his mom in for her heart doc appt.. They give/make everyone wear a mask as they enter the medical building. Mr. B. said the entire time they sat in the waiting room, his mom and another old guy sat there fidgeting/adjusting their masks. Defeats the purpose, no?
Found an owl feather in my front yard (SYWM). I am hoping Mr. Owl got himself a mole snack.
Mole got into my garden, out front, and freakin’ tore it up. The entire garden has been turned into one huge tunnel. Had I planted something there, my head might have esploded. Did my best to stomp it all down, especially around the few perennials and violets, but really need to spend a morning, when it’s not raining, to do it right….close up the holes and then wait to see where he may pop up, so I can set some traps (unless Mr. Owl got ‘im.)
Catching up……..wait….mawdicking? The actual fuck is that?
I have gopher gassers on my shopping list.
Is that what we’re calling what Biden did in that clip? A gopher gasser?
local sports show lamenting the mask is being used as a political cudgel.
You started it, not me.
Biden made a gopher in his shorts
That weren’t no Baby Ruth.
I spent $350 at Lowes today.
I hate Lowes, but they don’t make me wear a mask and wait in line.
Good job Home Depot!
Lowes didn’t have gopher gassers so I have to go to True Value now.
Screw you Home Depot!
The Grant series on The History Channel is pretty good.
Way better than that Oprah crap Mare watches.
My employer says two more weeks (at least) till we return to work.
Hooray for monotony!
https://m.youtube.com/watchv=ugjn06emd3e
Don’t know if this will come through
https://tinyurl.com/yblp7eg2
Dracula’s enemies remained persistent.
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