Good morning, and welcome to the early Christmas edition of Hunky Hump Day. I waffled on posting this set on the day after Christmas instead, but I’m in git-er-done mode right now. Let’s go.
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Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Why do these models like posing with small trees?
They are all Nice Trees.
This is a good piece of satire.
https://is.gd/BuYdCt
Excellent, MJ!!
I saw that linked at least once yesterday as “not satire”.
Real leftists are too crazy to satirize now.
I am planning to put up the Secret Santa opening poat at 6pm. Feel free to send pictures any point today if you need to miss that actual period of time.
mare!!!!
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what up Pup!!
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hotspot with your mom –
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Poe’s law in action.
I said “fuck it” and called in sick. I actually do feel kinda crappy so I’ll spend today taking it easy and catching up on my reading.
Good morning. About to launch into a workapalooza this week. Plus I’m working Christmas Eve and Christmas Day next week. BAH.
CoAl … I’m going to need you to start my christmas shopping. Chop chop.
Car in, everyone gets QotSA swag, because what else could they possibly want?
I was just thinking my life would be a lot easier if my family were all music fans.
I had flirted with the idea of getting my three sons all QOTSA touring posters … but Pat nixed it. I think it would have been awesome.
I have to be blind from congestion or blacking out from fever before I feel like I can call in sick, being home-based and all.
If I could work from home I’d feel the same way.
Speaking of Christmas movies…
Bruce Willis had to go and wreck it and claim that Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie.
This is a good piece of satire.
Hahahahahaha. Oh wait, she’s serious?
Twitter is controlled by InfoWars, y’all!
If I’m sick, I usually still work from home.
Not last time though. No way I’m dragging a laptop into the bathroom.
Sick and working anyway (it’s just an upper respiratory infection, no biggie). So deal.
I’m so tired from all that Crossfit this morning
You guys really need to make that spinach pie I put on the H2 recipes. Scott just finished off the last piece for breakfast. It was only lingering because we were all being polite to each other. Even Houseguest had three slices, and she eats like a bird.
Plus, it’s keto! Or would be if you left out the roux. Which you can, it’s not necessary, the pie will set up without it.
That turned out to be the one really successful recipe out of a horrible day of cooking.
I spent all day in the kitchen and burned batches and batches of keto crackers, one after the other. I must have destroyed $20 worth of expensive ingredients. Just one of those days where nothing was clicking and I was too stubborn to pitch it all and quit.
New T-Shirt for Danish food lovers
Nurses aren’t supposed to work when they’re sick, but I’ve seen it all the time. It’s because it is so hard to get someone else to come in and cover the patient load.
Not so bad in my facility, but that first job I had was scary. Nurses so sick they were basically bubbling, in rooms with oncology patients that were severely immune-compromised. I still look back in wonder at how awful the day-to-day practice was there.
I’ve decided that since I live in a world where humans are allowed to tell me that they are a different gender cause they say so…..Im going to use the same prerogative….I’ve decided that I dont give a fuck what any one says…Die Hard is a Christmas movie because I say its a Christmas movie.
FINI
I’m with TT.
Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie………………it’s THE Christmas Movie!!!
You guys really need to make that spinach pie I put on the H2 recipes.
Tastes like parchment paper. 2 out of 10 would not bake again.
yeah sure try and trick us into eat ing good food
When they say “It was released in the Summer!!” Tell them to look up the release date of Miracle on 34th Street. (June 4, 1947)
“Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie………………it’s THE Christmas Movie!!”
*fist bump
Preach it Brother PEPE!
It has “An Die Freude”. It’s a Christmas movie.
At lunch today, I saw a guy grab a salad, and proceeded to cover the plate sized salad with a layer of Ranch 1/2 inch thick. You couldn’t see anything under it.
Amazing.
Saving some for later
The salad you could eat with a fork but it’s so tasty you’ll want to use a spoon to get every drop
What’s the rule about candy in this house?
I’ve seen people slather on (no joke) half a bottle of A1 on top of their ribeye. In a layer so think, you could barely see the meat.
And a hostess grabbed some croutons, ladled in dressing (a creamy greek – which is similar to a ranch) and eat that.
The things I’ve seen.
/shudders
Christmas shopping is going ok. Home to eat and regroup. Heading out again in a bit.
I guess I’m Christmas shopping tonight.
“..and proceeded to cover the plate sized salad with a layer of Ranch 1/2 inch thick”
Mr. Beasn?
I’m at the ‘the rest of our shopping will entail gift cards or cash’ stage.
Was talking to daughter and niece and they mentioned good ideas I COULD HAVE USED A MONTH AGO. No way I could get those projects done in less than a week along with the house stress.
They won’t approve $5 billion for the wall, but: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-18/us-sends-10-billion-mexico-central-america-improve-security-conditions-and-job
I bought the boy the Ghostbusters fire house Legos. It was free shipping and on sale. Told him that was his birthday present too.
The girl is getting gift cards to grocery stores and some clothing place and I made her a memory pillow with one of Pop’s well worn flannel shirts….stains included!!
Niece is getting a memory pillow too.
Our gift to each other is a house with piss stained floors.
MIL got a new space heater with a fan as her other one shit the bed. I’d make her a memory pillow or memory bear but she doesn’t like a lot of stuff sitting out. After Pops died, she put their nice 5×7 wedding photo out on a side table. For a week. Ashame as it really did look good there.
That really pisses me off, Jay. That and why the f*ck Trump won’t drive that home…..wtf?
Got the yearly Christmas picture/note from friends in CO. Their daughter/SIL had a baby last year and their son/DIL had a baby in May…and are now expecting another. Pictures galore of the friends with a lapful of babies and here I sit with millennial infants too afraid of their own shadows to commit to anything.
I have failed as a mother. That, or they got too big a dose of the in-laws nervousness/shyness/cold feet.
Tastes like parchment paper. 2 out of 10 would not bake again
*rolls up a newspaper real tight*
The thing is, we know and they know that that $10B is not going to go to whatever they say it’s going to go and it’s not going to do anything to stem the tide coming to vote democrat to get more of that shit and continue propping up a drug cartel state.
I think all I need to get for Christmas now is the cards.
Our gift to each other is a house with piss stained floors.
https://tinyurl.com/ydewf4kv
Pictures galore of the friends with a lapful of babies and here I sit with millennial infants too afraid of their own shadows to commit to anything.
Look, we didn’t fail. Our kids made it though the teenage years w/o getting/getting someone pregnant. I still have a few years left until I’m free of that, but right now looks ok.
would not bake again
*opens envelope*
“Something MJ and Hotspur have never said”
Wait…………..is Christmas coming up?
Pic collage for Leon, since his binders are empty
https://tinyurl.com/y8quu4he
They’ll have to stay empty, I’m afraid.
Shoot, it’s 6 and I don’t even have pictures taken yet.
I was going to make another batch of ribs, but they took a turn for the worse at some point in the fridge, so burgers on the grill.
Beer Ballad Friday
Big Bluegrass Friday
Big Beverage Friday
We are going to experience a programming/format change after Christmas. Volunteers and input are welcome.
I actually enjoy the Big [unusual word that begins with “B”] format, but I want to keep the BBF initials going.
Lemme know if I can help with SS Leon.
Okay, I have my pics and Jimbro’s, starting poat now.
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