Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Nice to be home, though “safe search” has been anything but. Let’s get started.
Let’s see who is in the folder for today.
Always classic.
New one of Henry Cavill for Mare.
Speaking of Mare.
Different Milo.
Nice muscles but all scowly.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thank you Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
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http://www.wnd.com/2017/10/drag-queen-demon-reads-to-kids-at-michelle-obama-library/
https://m.byronnews.com.au/news/sex-doll-brothel-owner-reveals-most-sick-request/3233107/
how many pairs of underwear did carin through on stage?
round to the nearest
dozengrossSaw the drag queen demon thing a while ago. In a saner world, the parents would be having trouble finding conversation partners and others willing to serve them at restaurants.
how many pairs of underwear did carin through on stage?
How could she throw any without wearing them in the first place?
Wakey wakey.
Not gonna lie. Little tired this morning.
They played Mexicola which was TITS. They haven’t played anything from their first album this tour.
Leaving the concert- walk out the door and notice that there is a LINE of guys watching Hannah. She needs to take a self defense course. I hope that boyfriend of hers knows that she gets that kind of attention and doesn’t let go out alone where she shouldn’t.
I get my teeth scraped in a bit. Gotta drive to detroit for that pleasure.
Tomorrow is ethan’s surgery. I see a fukksize amount of coffee in my future.
I got a poster from the concert and it is awesome.
I’m hoping to take krav maga with Possum someday.
Wayne state does some sort of course – through the police department. I want her to take that.
Not a bad idea. 90% of self defense is situational awareness and avoidance, and a cop will tell you that.
When I was taking aikido in college, I read an article written by a 3rd or 4th dan about being on a subway and seeing a guy about to get violent. Being a young, prepared martial arts dude, he starts getting ready to throw down and fight the guy if needed, but before anything starts, an old guy in the car with them starts talking to the thug, asking him about something or other. Moves his bag off the seat next to him, invites the thug to sit while they talk. Everything gets calm, they all get off at the next stop and go separate ways. Aikido guy called it the best self defense move he’d ever seen.
Nice double easter eggs, Roamie. 🙂
Glad you had fun, Carin.
Definitely agree with Leon about being aware.
Happy Birthday, TinFW!!
As my karate teacher Mr Miyagi said: “Best block? No be there.”
Which end of the turd should we polish today?
Yours.
Good morning.
So, the girl from Friday’s date told me that she “had a nice time, but didn’t see any long-term possibility”, or words to that effect. Meh.
I have some deeply cynical thoughts, but ultimately you’re better off without her and that’s enough.
It was one date, so I don’t hold any ill will. I had a pleasant time, hoped for another date, but my guess is that she didn’t want to date a conservative. Oh well, I wish her the best.
The people on the ONT can go fuck themselves, however.
I didn’t read it, I was working until 1245 or so.
Apparently I’m awful for wanting to find a wife who’s young enough to have kids.
As we used to say in high school – find ’em, feel ’em, fuck ’em, and forget ’em.
Candida auris
Multi-drug resistant yeast.
Expect to hear more about this one in the coming years. Not here yet but given the reports I’m reading it’s only a matter of time.
Apparently I’m awful for wanting to find a wife who’s young enough to have kids.
Balderdash. May as well say a woman is awful for wanting to find a man with a job.
Kids are highly overrated.
Jimbro, candida comes up a lot in paleo/keto talks. Really common in people who’ve done multiple rounds of antibiotics. Anecdote suggests that the internal varieties can be starved out by fasting or going zero carb for an extended period, but that doesn’t help the surface/crevice infections.
Steve Bannon looks like a fucking unmade bed.
Balderdash. May as well say a woman is awful for wanting to find a man with a job.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I told the woman who said it to go fuck herself. She’s 50 and alone. She’s simply bitter.
ONT also says a man who hasn’t had and raised kids is an abject failure. So, uh, yeah, f’koff ONT folks. Damned if you do…
Steve Bannon looks like a fucking unmade bed.
After years of guys with $400 haircuts and perfect pants creases selling out the country for their own gain, that’s an asset. Plus, his face isn’t in the least bit punchable.
Speaking of punchable, I’d like to take a swing or two at John McCain.
Kids aren’t for everyone, but the rare man who genuinely wants them and would cherish them should have no barrier of culture in his way.
At the dentist. Meh
Found out via Facebook last night that a guy I’ve known since 7th grade is going to prison for sexual assault on his 16 year old step daughter. He’d been married to the girl’s mother for ten years.
He was extremely self confident as a kid to the point where I kept him at arms length even though we were football teammates for 11 years (we went to same JH, HS, and College). He was also extremely promiscuous. I figured he’d probably fuck up a few marriages along the way but I didn’t think he’d do something this depraved. Hope he gets some serious time.
Wow, maybe people could use full auto weapons…..
http://tinyurl.com/yaf8568r
Running a hog through a combine would be a mess to clean up.
They sure do damage a lot of crops. A friend used to farm in south Texas, and they gave him fits.
THEY’RE USING THE CHOPPAH ON THE COHN!
/Arnold
http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/355957-senate-judiciary-opens-probe-into-obama-era-russian-nuclear-bribery
“the FBI had uncovered the corruption before the Obama administration in 2010 approved a controversial uranium deal with Moscow”
The Clintons took over $145 million from the Russians.
Guess who the FBI director was……….
Mueller.
He’s not looking for dirt on Trump, he’s trying to cover for the Clintons.
The Weinstein saga is pathetic but I think what really needs some light shined on it is the Hollywood pedophilia problem.
I was glad to see Weinstein go down because he’s a lefty and really supported Bill Clinton, Obama and Hillary. But lots of the “actresses” who are coming forward seemed to gain quite a bit from their time with Weinstein. NOT SAYING IT’S OKAY TO SEXUALLY HARASS ANYONE.
Little kid actors aren’t making that same kind of bargain. Maybe their parents are but the kids, no way. It’s sick and it’s twisted and we need to stomp it to death.
Yikes, PD. It’s weird when your natural intuition about a person gets it exactly right.
Women, I think, are particularly good at this…they have to be. When my kids say, “so and so gives me the creeps” my antenna and claws are out and ready.
Mare, the choice for many of those actresses seems to have been a) sleep with Harvey and get a job, or b) refuse and have your career destroyed, your reputation ruined if you ever tell. Add in that their own agents apparently knew and told them not to go to the police… I can understand why they’re just coming forward now.
Except that women don’t seem to have very good intuition about those guys. PG’s acquaintance was married for ten years. My understanding is that a lot of inner city girls in the foster system have similar stories about their step-dads or mom’s latest boyfriend.
I understand that Alex. Let me say it this way, lots of those actresses were okay with the bargain. Enough to not care what happened to others. Period.
Yeah, but the issue is sorting out the mercenaries from the ones who didn’t believe that anyone would listen.
A friend of mine and I both disliked a guy in our dart league and we couldn’t figure out why. There was just something about him.
A year or so later he was arrested for molesting a kid in his apartment complex.
Gut feelings are usually right.
What I typed next and deleted because it’s a whole other discussion, is that women out of loneliness, need for money, whatever, will make excuses for mens’ behavior overriding that instinct that says, “this guy is a loser.”
Yes, Scott, I shouldn’t have said women are particularly good at it, although they may be. Men have it too.
Molested by step dad is a long long way from sleeping with a producer for a part. If there was force involved in the latter instance, okay that’s rape, but I don’t buy for a second that it wasn’t freely offered in a lot of cases.
Yeah, but the issue is sorting out the mercenaries from the ones who didn’t believe that anyone would listen.
Exactly. Not always easy, and impossible without evidence.
I wonder if the freak chemistry of weirdos is perceptible to our senses in a way we can’t measure.
but I don’t buy for a second that it wasn’t freely offered in a lot of cases.
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Lots of those actresses are straight up sluts. Small price to pay for fame.
FFS the Kardasian empire was grown on Kim’s willingness to be filmed doing anal.
The human brain is honed to recognize patterns, even if not consciously. It’s how you survive on the savannah: by realizing that there’s a lion in the tall grass before the others. We pick up subtle hints that a person is not quite right.
SQUIRREL !!!!
Speaking of people not being quite right, where has MJ been lately?
Myeshia?
La David?
Cowanda?
https://apnews.com/d3bf716591bd49d4a8a86f229efe900f/Family-of-slain-sergeant-says-Trump-showed-%22disrespect%22
Those sound like names racists would have.
He calls himself La MJ now.
Maybe I’m racist for even mentioning it, but those names are downright stupid.
And while I’m on the subject of being a racist, have you noticed the number of black sports players who put Jr., or II, or III after their names? Is it so that they can affirm that they know who their daddy is? I even saw one guy the other day who put Sr. after his name. Is that so he can affirm that he is supporting his baby momma?
I don’t know. The whole thing is fucked up.
Do not. Get. Me. Started. About. “Urban”. Names.
Well, with a name like Brother, what could we expect?
La-dash-a
Hey, Carin, how was the concert?
Carin, this asshole is speaking at Rackham Auditorium at 5:30. Wanna go ask him some questions?
“this asshole” has the perfect name. Urban and all. Good ole Chuckie. Or Chuckles.
He’s the asshole whose son got detained by a campus cop, then wrote an op-ed about young black men and the cops, but he failed to disclose that the cop was black, as well as the chief of police being black, as well as the kid matching the description of someone the cops were searching for.
Trusted journalism right there.
Well, my gym is closing for 10 weeks, probably forever. I loved the group class I was taking. Now I have to find another. Not many options for groups. *eyes
crossfitzumba.Key and Peele’s East vs West Bowl skit had hilarious player names.
The concert was awesome. Really really good. Ethan said it was the night of his life. We had a great time in the city – we grabbed some munchies right next door while we waited for my other kids to meet us. I got the show poster I wanted so badly – they’re doing limited runs, with different artists doing each show. It was $30, and the guy next to me offered me $100 for it. Nope.
I would still be basking in post-show glow if it weren’t for the news that Gordy died (Tragically hip). Loved them. He had a brain tumor.
Wanna go ask him some questions?
Pass. I have an early day tomorrow. Ethan has to be at the surgery center by 5:45 and a bit over an hour away.
You’re on your own buddy.
Now I have to find another. Not many options for groups. *eyes crossfitzumba.
Oneofus, One OF US, one of us
I’ll just put on my pussy hat and a bandana mask, and carry a sign that says “BLOW ME”.
Group exercise? Sounds girly.
J’ames, a circle jerk isn’t really group exercise.
There are lots of girls.
I tend to be more focused when exercising in a group setting. Left to myself, I won’t do it enough. I suppose I could set up routines like we have now. There really isn’t any true pair conditioning.
I would still be basking in post-show glow if it weren’t for the news that Gordy died (Tragically hip). Loved them. He had a brain tumor.
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And yet McCain lives.
Even his cancer is a maverick.
We don’t call it circle jerk anymore, it’s a dutch rudder.
Heh, I was paying $60 for a 10 week session. Farrell’s wants $410.
Yeah, no.
Heh, I was paying $60 for a 10 week session. Farrell’s wants $410.
Crossfit. CROSSFIT.
$60 for ten weeks is … unheard of.
I thought I’d found a cheap knockoff Crossfit gym. It turns out that Crossfet it something entirely different….
There are gyms that do crossfit but don’t pay for the affiliate- so it’s not in the name. There’s one close to me.
Crassfit is something else, though.
Crossfet involves a lot more leather and chains.
I think Xbrad is a certified Crassfit instructor.
I thought he was certified in Crackfist.
That idiot mother, you know the one with the stupid family names and the moron representative have already been shown as liars. Gen Kelly was present during the call and said they were incorrect on Trump’s conversation.
Liars and Dickheads all of them.
Making up stupid sounding syllables for a name shows drug use at the time of birth.
Even if Trump used the phrase “he knew what he was signing on for”, I see no problem, if it was used in gentle context.
That back cowboy hat wearing asshole bitch hates Trump, and will take any opportunity to disparage him.
Fuck her.
Like Trump would call a mother WITH GENERAL KELLY present to disrespect her son. It’s bullshit, every bit of it.
We had a recurring monthly fee of $39.95 coming out of our business account.
I figured Laura knew what it was for.
She figured I did.
Just found out its from a health insurance plan that Obama made illegal in 2010.
DOH !
$2800 down the terlit.
Scott, can’t you make the case that if it was illegal, then you should be reimbursed because you derived no benefit?
Your Mom likes my aftershave.
It was a membership fee for some cost savings outfit that was associated with our insurance.
When you cancel insurance you aren’t automatically kicked out of the cost savings club.
Laura thought it was a bank fee. We went down to cancel and the lady at the bank said “nope, it’s not us.”
Now is the time when we dance. . .
Looking like the best pecan harveste in years. Is it the weather/climate that affects that? I remember reading that rains/drought made for good nut seasons…
I have a five gallon bucket almost filled to the brim just from my one tree so far, and they’re still falling.
Gonna make a drink, then walk across the street to a neighbor’s tree to see if it produced as well as mine did. It’s only two or three hundred feet from mine, so it should be going gangbusters too.
I’m sure you’re all thrilled.
“Heh, I was paying $60 for a 10 week session”
==========
Hmmm, wonder why they went out of business…….
“Heh, I was paying $60 for a 10 week session”
Even your mom was charging $75 for 10 weeks.
Not a lot of nut trees up here, Chi, I’m jealous. I could grow black walnut, but harvesting those is a pain, and the harvest/acre is terrible.
The black walnut trees on the golf course are both a nuisance and a danger at this time of year.
You ain’t kidding. Man I wish there were still chestnut trees.
Blight resistant chestnut trees should be available soon.
Well, that was a wash. I found a total of eleven pecans under the neighbor lady’s tree – all dried up & rotten. Not unlike Hillary!
I’ll check the tree next door tomorrow. And then the 3 trees around the corner on “public” property I know of.
Scare quotes are because I know the city owns the land, but there are No Trespassing signs… Can they trespass you from a plot of land that is owned by the taxpayers and has no buildings on it? This isn’t a courthouse or something – just an empty acre of land with some trees on it.
I think a couple lots down, Allen has a black walnut. I’ll have to check. He has an an extra 1/2 acre added on to his acre. Maybe a pecan or two in the back forty…
What’s so hard about harvesting them? I think maybe you have to hull them?
I just bought a ticket to the Sarah Jarosz concert tonight. I’m so excited. *looks for a t-shirt to wear*
Hulling them stains you, no matter what precautions you take. Getting the meat out of the shell is a pain too. Very hard shells.
I’m certain that I can find a series of lectures by Mary Roach on YouTube.
My neighbor had a heart attack. This was his justification for why he wasn’t going to intervene if his dog tried to kill my cat, though, while I’m trying to interpose between it and the dog and hold my 2yo safely away at the same time.
Time to look at unleashed dog ordinances. That asshole can control it or lose it. His heart attack is not my fucking problem.
Ruin a band name with one letter.
Vanilla lice
New kids on the cock.
Marshal’s a tucker band.
Missing from this article is the prevalence of head and neck cancers that’s being increased 7-fold and might be prevented by Gardasil, which I’m sure had nothing to do with this being written.
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/silent-epidemic-cancer-spreading-among-men-n811466
The Beetles
Queefs of the Stone Age
I have several walnut trees in my yard. They’re a fucking pain in the ass, but very beautiful.
0.00025 is prevalence of neck and throat cancer in adult males in the US, based on 65,000 cases in a pop of 350M, with half the population being male and 2/3rds of the cancers being in men. So a little less than 1 in 600 men, and most cases are in men who smoke.
But Merck’s got a vaccine!
Speaking of stealing nuts off private property, remember when Manlez started calling xbrad Hospital Fruit?
LOL Good Times.
Huey Louis and the Jews.
Rash
Depeche Lode.
Jefferson Shartship
Rash LOL
Alice Pooper
BB Kink
Fool and the Gang
Yankees are pissing in the Astros Cheerios.
LL Tool J
Billy Moel (the h be invisible)
Rape Against The Machine
WhiteSnape
Spayer
Piss
Moan Jett
The Why
The Clit
Depeche Mole
The Cunt
AKA The Clit
Peen
Grateful Head
Honestly, “Lovin’ Spoonful” is already there…
Rust
Stevie Wander
JD Fugerty
Yankees 🇺🇸⚾️
Fag Hat
Punk Floyd
Smashing Blumpkins
(I know, that’s 2 letters.)
Prance
https://is.gd/qlU5Z0
Poo Fighters
Red Hot Chili Peckers
*invokes the Jimebro rule*
Weener
Happy Birthday TiFW
The Crapenters
LOL Crapenters
Eric Crapton
https://is.gd/JT2Xx1
Crosby, Stills, Gash and Young
Bowling for Poop
Three Dorks Drown
Pink Flood
Barry Shite
Fleetwood Sac
Skeevy Ray Vaughan.
Blo Diddley
Booger T and the MGs
Tom Petty and the Shartbreakers
As we were leaving Arrowhead on Sunday, there was a kid kneeling to tie his shoe. Wearing a Kaepernic jersey. Dan’s BFF: hey, look who’s taking a knee. (I was GLAR) Kids parents were all talk with the manager haircut and beta male. Dirty looks, but no real altercation
Johnny Rash
Lush
Stoner temple pilots
Lol, “talk with the manager haircut.”
Enyu
https://is.gd/pzHWGo
Who in THE FUCK would buy a Slapperdick jersey, and wear it to Chiefs/Steelers ?
The husband’s bought it for his wife’s son.
They were extremely white
Lush?
https://is.gd/vSY0Qr
Speaking of lush, hard orange juice is bottled.
I know that $60 is a steal, but it’s a church, and part of their mission.
still, $400 for 10 weeks? No way.
First Church Of The Glistening Abs And Taut Pectorals Reformed
$400/year, maybe
Some days I just have to wonder what God is up to. For example, mixing a diagnosis of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy with pretty significant autism?
Still SMH and just wondering why
Jimbro there is no why. It is all a test. 🙏🏻
Roamy with the Jim Caviezel mic drop. Frequency y’all
Most days I put on my technician hat to deal with awful stuff from an objective perspective (survival mechanism). Been in a weird mood last week or two and I’m feeling it more. Pretty sure Paula’s hip surgery in 7 days is putting me there.
Smashed elbow first thing tomorrow, bedtime for neurotic surgeons
Much love and 🙏🏻 Jimbro. Life gets real and shit happens. You are one of the good guys.
What would Jesus do? Supersets.
” It is all a test. 🙏🏻”
a parental push to make us better
Testing…
nite bro-j
Meh.
It’ll do. Don’t have the art chops for the Porg With No Name.
Dan asked me to keep silent on social media. He doesn’t want my family taking over and managing things. Messicans burning up his phone.
It’s like a star of Star Trek!
Connie Gorton on October 18, 2017 at 9:46 pm
Roamy with the Jim Caviezel mic drop. Frequency y’all
Jim C is a Man’s man. Alaays have loved his work, and as i aged, i reapize why. Solid as a rock, that guy.
Also, I can’t remember the show, but i remember a stupid car TV show where he had an old Caddy rebuilt, and had “TCB” stitched into the headrests.
Years and years ago, there was a bar game where you were asked who would play you in your biopic – I always said Jim Caviezel, but nobody knew who I was talking about. I’m too boring for him, anyway.
Caveziel grew up just down the road from me.
He was awesome as the Count of Monte Cristo.
Antibiotics will clear that up.
Ted Nugget
Methalica
AK 47
News YOU can use!!!
http://www.newsweek.com/hacked-butt-plug-controlled-anywhere-lovense-sex-toy-687719
Happy B’Day TiFW!
Derek enjoyed Rowena’s pantomime.
Wakey wakey.
Just FORCED Ethan into the shower – ugh. DUDE, you got STAPH A last time … you’re scrubbing up as best you can before surgery. Seriously I’m arguing with you this morning?
GET YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER.
How’s everyone’s day going so far?