Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Your Easter egg is courtesy of Antenna TV and Johnny Carson re-runs. Eddie Murphy was 22 here and has some of the best lines of the interview.
Some music.
Then the hunks.
Scott Eastwood
Hi Mare.
Saddle up.
Gettin’ some sun.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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They seem nice.
I will be wanted for murder later this week. Please start a collection for zombie Johnnie Cochran.
https://is.gd/RCibw1
MJ, helping you hide in Mezzico is easier and cheaper.
Ok, lets do that.
*adds stop in Matamoros to HighCreditComfyBus schedule*
Wakey wakey.
They do seem nice. That last one though looks like he may be a bad, bad boy …
Well, he’s probably in possession of a sizable amount of schedule-1 PEDs, so yeah, “bad” in the sense that he’s a criminal.
^hater.
When women do it on your MMM posts, you’re fine with it.
Actually, the husband of the woman who owns my gym looks a lot like that. Just a tad smaller. He doesn’t do any drugs.
He has a physical job, then he does crossfit. When he’s shown up at my restaurant, I’ve had to tell the girls to get away from him, because he’s happily married.
second attempt –
this is kind of interesting –
http://tinyurl.com/mjcranu
“^hater.
When women do it on your MMM posts, you’re fine with it.”
hahahaaaahahaaaaa – carin calling out the hippocrisy of Big Muscle
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I’m not criticizing at all, I think the criminalization of steroids is silly as fuck. Just pointing out that you were right in your assessment of character.
Heh, don’t mess with the husband of the owner of a Crossfit/Zumba gym. Bad life choice.
That last guy’s arms look weird.
J’ames, he’s actually a very nice guy.
Leon any thoughts on HIIT WORKOUTS and inversion contraptions to de pressure the spine?
HIIT is good, I sometimes do tabata squat-thrusts but other than yard work that’s as close as I get. I’d rather hang from my hands to loosen up my spine, though.
I loosened up your mom’s spine.
I tightened up her toes
I’m sure he’s nice, I’d just avoid pissing off his wife.
Dickbutt
Satire is dead.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/ban-cars-newspaper-stockholm-attack/
HIIT is just the newest name for what smart trainers/etc have been doing for years and years.
P90x used high intensity intervals. Crossfit does. That’s what sprint drills or fartlecks are.
Fartblog
fartleks…gross
So here’s the incredibly interesting poat I promised earlier this morning:
An old college teammate of mine is now a facecock friend of mine. I haven’t actually seen him in many moons as he lives in Houston and works out of an office in Dallas.
So he puts on his facecock page yesterday that he’s on a SWA flight from Dallas to Midland and Laura Bush is on his flight. She was going out to Midland to dedicate a library or some shit.
But think about it……Laura Freakin Bush, a former first lady of the US, is riding amongst the general population on an airline that doesn’t bother with having a first class. I wonder when the last time HRC, or as Hotspur calls her, CUNT, has even flown a public airline. Much less one that didn’t have first class accommodations for her and her posse. And same question re MOOOOchele.
Yeah, Covert Bailey was writing about “HIIT” in Fit or Fat? in 1978.
Pretty sure that was one of the first non-fiction books I read all the way through. I think I was 10. Started bouncing on my mom’s trampoline after that. I followed his diet advice and got fatter. I wish I’d had the Atkins book then.
Laura travels commercial, Dubya visits vets in hospitals.
Clinton goes on junkets to pedo island. But he did give GHB some socks.
Hmm, Midland is about where Tin Cup is set.
“Started bouncing on my mom’s trampoline after that.”
Ohhh boy
Started bouncing on my mom’s trampoline after that.
So say we all.
Started bouncing on my mom’s trampoline after that
Who didn’t?
LOL
You’re welcome.
Hey, when xBrad isn’t around, someone has to pick the low hanging fruit.
Hahahahaha
I just remembered the time when xBrad told us that he and his mom had picked a bunch of oranges on trees at the hospital, and Rosetta started calling him Hospital Fruit.
Good times!
Can we talk about antique butter pat dishes?
I’ve been doing HIIT since my high school track team, I know it’s not new. I’m intrigued by some research showing VERY short workouts produce some excellent results.
The workouts I do are on the beach body website. Turbofire has a few of them. I’ve also done several P90X. P90X3, etc..
Hospital fruit.
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I remember that, hahahaaaaha
I have a tabata timer app on my phone.
My daughter uses that app, Leon. She loves it.
your mom uses it with hotspur, The 20 seconds comes in handy.
Yeah, she just has to set the “rest” portion from 10 seconds to 10 days.
It takes her that long to recover.
They seem nice.
3 and 4 – ‘Who wants to go on a pony ride?’
Hilary comes out of her burrow…
Hadn’t seen that one yet. Got a nice springtime feel to it.
A bigfoot sighting caught on camera.
FTR, it was grapefruit and tangerines.
Hillary is going to run again.
Shit, that bitch can barely walk.
Oh leon! Paging leon!
*checks binders*
Mine are still secure and encrypted.
I just made cinnamon toothpaste.
I just made strawberry-kiwi douche. Your mom likes it.
That made me LOL.
Turbofire!
Hahahaha, KIndleFIRE!!
There are a bunch of small maple trees along the shore of our camp in two clusters. I keep saying we ought to cut them down before they get too big. They’re now gone…courtesy of some hungry beavers.
I’ll leave those grapefruit and tangerines right there.
Hungry Beavers vs Thirsty Mesquite……Next Ellen.
Hungry Beavers are one thing…. Angry Beavers on the other hand…..
But lazy Beavers are the worst….
Beaver reliever.
I got devoured by a hungry beaver last time I visited your mom.
A man’s got to know his limitations.
Busy beavers
Busty beavers
For some reason I have the remnants of “beaver” song trying to connect in my head…..it was a rock, almost parody song…..BIG BROWN BEAVER….
Mrs June Cleaver
Loved her little Beaver
She doted on him day and night
But Mr Ward Cleaver
Was hard on the Beaver
And it finally led to a fight
Said June Cleaver
Take it easy on my Beaver
You know that he’s my fav
Replied Ward Cleaver
When Eddie plays rough with your Beaver
I never hear you rave!
Terribletroy
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus I think
That’d be the one…..
Wiser should interview these guys on the show.
Drudge headline in red (top of left column) FEAR: WORLD WAR 3′ search record….I mean fuck me….. Im like “yeah? people are freaked out?” Could it possibly be because you fucking assholes in the media are hyping this shit? Naaaaaw……
I’m to the point where I firmly believe the MSM is trying to instill fear as a matter of undermining the presidency. They believe if they make the environment appear unstable it will hurt Trump.
I DESPISE THEM ALL
Blreg.
Day shift for me today. I’m home.
Oh, and here’s a fucking pro tip for anyone desiring to be the White House Press Secretary…..its a biggie……… wait for it…….
NEVER EVER NEVER SAY THE WORD “HITLER”. PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY. GOT IT?
Shit like that really makes me wonder about the intellectual strength of some of these people….
K, Im done ranting……
So, there was an actual FISA warrant from the Obama administration to spy on a Trump advisor. NOW how will they deny it?
Poor misunderstood Nixon.
They’ll pivot to defending it as a national security necessity, and the press will forget that it was ever denied.
no, the FISA warrant was granted. According to Rush.
I know, I was saying they’ll deny denying it, and the press will cooperate and defend them for having done it.
Ah yes.
Missed workout again, stupid deployments.
Ditto. Going to have to push it to Thurs/Sat, which is fine since I’m not planning to eat on Good Friday.
I believe the first was denied, but either the 2nd or 3rd was granted.
Scott Eastwood in Gran Torino was meh. Scott Eastwood in the Taylor Swift video….😍💞
Cowboy #2 can saddle me up any ol’ time…..
I can’t wait to see Hillary run again.
Is there anyone more entertaining?
Claims she’s fit enough to run a marathon then drops almost-dead during the most public event of the year.
Hillary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8
No way the dems are dumb enough to give her a third shot. They’re dumb, but not THAT dumb.
She’s a fucking hag with a vag – a dried out useless old smelly vag.
So, there was an actual FISA warrant from the Obama administration to spy on a Trump advisor. NOW how will they deny it?
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Hi Jay. How are you?
On NPR this morning, the FISA warrant was proof that Trump had associates had been in contact with Russian spies.
THe reporter was very concerned about where this could all lead and even though there isn’t any proof of a crime it probably means there was a crime committed. Allegedly a crime committed by Russian compromised spy agents allegedly Russian connections Manafort and others that are probably allegedly drinking vodka right now with Russian spies. Putin. Russia.
Oh she’s running.
Did we ever settle our previous bet?
I can’t remember what we were settling, but I know you lost.
I did lose. Your position was that Hillary would lose the election.
I am so sick of the commie/muzzie coddling left and their MFM minions.
And bets like those are easy to take. If Hillary wins, I win. If Trump wins, I win.
\o/
Still winning.
Hillary is a cunt.
“Cowboy #2 can saddle me up any ol’ time…..”
i assume he needs to go easy on cinching it down for a day or 2 tho. ..
Young people say two words that are extremely irritating.
First one – like. So, I was like, and she was like.
That’s been around a while.
Second one – so.
Every fucking paragraph begins with “so”.
Idiots.
Fish Sticks on MJ!
So, whose turn is it to change Hotspur’s diaper?
So, I was so like ready to comment and stuff, but like I have butter on my fingers from the best grilled cheese, like in evah!!! Sooooo yum
Evening Hostages. How the fuck goes it?
Fish Sticks on MJ!
So is that like that weird Japanese shit where you eat off of a person? Cause I’m gonna have to pass on that one.
WTF? Dan cut me off after one awesome grilled cheese. Blah blah carbs. Blah blah Miss Diabeetus.
You are not fooling anybody.
Howdy, Bcoch! We needz a baseball post at the HQ. Foam tomahawks? Brutal collision at 1B Rays/Yankees. Marlins Rally Cat.
So, like, fuck all ya’all.
Hey Oso. Foam hawks have been a thing in Atl for almost 30 years prob. Certainly since the early/mid 90s. I haven’t seen the collision. Have to go find it.
You must love uptalk.
http://tinyurl.com/n32b8n9
So Tomahawk missiles are racist.
Tomahawk missiles are racist.
That’s what makes them awesome.
Hahahahaha Scott, really annoying.
I was uptalking at work the other day. Konnie. 2 young associates were OMG shocked that the old lady knew what Uptalking/Kardashian speak was. One of them was the same associate that was shocked to know I knew about “Cash me ousside, how bow dah”
Oso, you see what Giancarlo Stanton was wearing pre-game tonight?
Lefties keep stating that it was $60m worth of missiles.
They’re paid for. They aren’t made anymore. It’s an obsolete stockpile.
It wasn’t about damage, it was about showing we mean business.
Bcoch…wow. I think we know why Rally Cat was running…
HS…EXACTLY! It was a message to the world that Beta Barry was gone. A giant FU to the cunts that thought TFG represented ‘Murica
So, Assad dropped Sarin Gas Bombs on civilians, and then bombed the local hospital 6 hours later.
Trump’s the bad guy in this equation?
“Cash me ousside, how bow dah”
I’ve been saying “how bow dah” for weeks at work, only one of the youngers guys got the reference.
I was the first person to drop the meme on a co-worker on FB. I thank you guys and Gaypatriot on Twitter for keeping me current
Dan is the only person that gets my Mel Allen “How about that!”
Pretty sure the next Brockmire is tomorrow night.
Oops! Corrected!!! Brockmire is tonight!
What is brockmire?
Best new show on TV. Hank Azaria.
No comment about the BBF lady in the Easter egg? She had Johnny pretty flustered.
Young people say two words that are extremely irritating.
First one – like. So, I was like, and she was like.
That’s been around a while.
Second one – so.
Every fucking paragraph begins with “so”.
Idiots.
So, like, it’s not just like young people, yannow?
It’s like some old people do the same thing, so….um, yeah.
Dan is the only person that gets my Mel Allen “How about that!”
I watched TWIB, too, though I remember it mostly for re-runs during rain delays.
Power window status: operational!
dealer quoted $465 to replace. Bought the motor and cables for $75.
Screw you, Chrysler!
Power windows? Luxury!!!! Roamy, before cable, TWIB was the place for baseball week in review. Worst thing about Mountain Time was TWIB and the GOTW were at thesame time unless it was a Pac game.
Dealers are a scam.
You need a guy.
My guy charges 50-70% of what the dealer does.
20 years ago tomorrow was the last Whalers game.
I remember it like yesterday.
I love my Whalers jersey. Too hot to wear tomorrow.
UA Flight Attendants:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice that that the captain has turned off the “No Beatings” sign. You are now free to be dragged about the cabin”…
Jay,
There used to be a European auto electronics shop here. They could actually fix your Jag fuel injection. They worked on all foreign ‘sporty cars’.
When they got a Lotus Elan with a power window problem, they called me. It was because I could get my wrists through the the holes in the fiberglass moldings of the doors and thread the cables.
That is why, one evening, I had three Elans in my garage.
One Red, one White, and one Blue.
The red and white were mine. The blue was a customer car.
I will forever regret having no film in my camera…
If any of you can watch the Angels, you may be able to see my buddy Andy and me. Kickass seats.
Heh, the hardest part of this was figuring out how to get the tracks and cables situated, and into the door. Like a big puzzle.
Strange ways coming today
I put a dollar in my pocket
And I threw it away
Been a derp time
Since a federal dime
Made a jukebox sound
Like a mirror in my mind