Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder.
I love the look on the pup’s face.
Speaking of looks…
Too true.
I shit you not (har!), my brother gave one of those to his son-in-law.
Y’all have a good day.
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Okay I’m back.
First!!!!!!!!!!
*Looking over job postings*
*looks up DoD 5000.02*
Me, contemplating my career choices.
Cock Fosters
https://is.gd/xpsSXX
Thanks for the poat Roamie.
http://tinyurl.com/m6y3ol2
If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, unless he sends out a robocall on a Saturday afternoon saying that he’s closing his practice. Hmph.
Leon, found your next house
http://www.alloutdoor.com/2017/03/21/watch-preppers-paradise-sale/
No idea how much though
Geez Roamy, talk about breaking up via text message!
If you like your doctor you can go fuck yourself.
I just watched a full hour of Ann Coulter being interviewed by some twatwaffle named Cenk Something, in front of an audience of mostly young snowflakes.
She triggered the shit out of them. It’s hilarious. And she made Cenk look like a cunt.
Highly recommend for the sheer entertainment.
Shits should have an apostrophe.
I just watched a full hour of Ann Coulter being interviewed by some twatwaffle named Cenk Something, in front of an audience of mostly young snowflakes.
He runs The Young Turks, a leftwing online channel. If you want to feel better, look up “Young Turks Election Day Meltdown” on Youtube. It’s about 26 minutes of pure awesomeness as they go from arrogant to suicidal.
concur Alex, that was priceless
Hey Hollyweird, this is courage. Going into the lion’s den with your opinion, and with a hostile audience.
Ann Coulter vs Cenk Uygur
Yeah, she was awesome. He was being deliberately and obviously obtuse, and she just kept triggering the pussies in the audience. She said it herself, she’s tougher than any liberal male alive.
There’s a special snowflake shouter downer at the end who Ann turned into a blob of quivering jello.
I LOLd.
deliberately obtuse, or every liberal/progressive ever.
Haha, I’m from one of those “peasant cultures” Ann, how dare you? What makes you different from ISIS?
Ann: Why are you here, then? sounds like your previous culture was a peasant culture.
Man, that was brutal. And none of them got the point.
The 120-acre site is priced at $780,000 and if you compare that with what you can get in many urban areas for the same money, it seems like a bargain.
Seems a little spendy.
But, the spring is cold, deep and never runs dry…
A spring like that is priceless!
Haha, I’m from one of those “peasant cultures” Ann, how dare you? What makes you different from ISIS?
The first couple of times I looked at that, I coulda sworn it said “peanut cultures.”
peanut culture = Georgia.
Population Carter.
MJ cultures peanuts in his mouth.
So, went to buy Rebecca an outfit for DD#1’s wedding today. There are 2 malls equidistant from our house, but one of them has more choices in the dressy category.
Pull up to park under the parking structure, and notice that there aren’t very many cars in the lot. Then we see the police officers.
Lots of police officers.
Roll down the window, and the nice young policewoman tells us that the mall is currently closed – they’re still “looking for the guy”.
Turns out we had just missed all of the excitement:
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Hulen-Mall-Locked-Down-After-Robbery-Suspect-Runs-Inside-FW-Police-417088683.html
Good thing you got there late, TiFW. It would have sucked having to evacuate in the middle of trying on dresses.
cock festers
was the popo chick cute?
axing for colex
been jonesing for pizza for about a week –
the girls were out at a scout f’n so i figure PIZZA –
might have been a mistake; damn good going down, but it ain’t sitting well
Mmmm, pizza. I know a guy.
My friends, the boss at the pizza place and the best man in my wedding, just took over as the new owners of the pizza place i work at and the bar I used to run. So proud of them, and they are already taking steps to take the place to the next level.
I was asked, but it didn’t pay well enough. Wonder if I could have made it work.
Jay, I work with an Iowa State grad, and he said your pizza was good.
Rocketboy is home! **happy dance**
Comment by jam2 on March 25, 2017 10:45 pm
was the popo chick cute?
axing for colex
Story time:
So after my college graduation my grandparents, mother, stepfather, aunt and cousin and I all pile into the rental SUV and go out for dinner. We get rear ended by some students in a little sedan. No visible damage, but since it’s a rental my stepdad calls the police and they send a car out to do a report. The officer is a cute redheaded twenty-something officer. She and I start talking and flirting, and I’m about to ask her to dinner when my mother walks up and starts jabbering on about how her nephew wants to be a police officer and yadda yadda yadda. I can see the officer’s demeanor change, and she quickly finishes her paperwork and leaves. We get back in the car and mom continues to yammer on and finally realizes that I’m pissed and she can’t understand why. My Aunt, who is about to die laughing, finally blurts out, “Rhonda, you just cockblocked your own son!”
Is he becoming a Rocket Man?
A rocket man, burning out his fuse up there alone?
Thanks roamy!
Heh, it’s hard to believe I’ve worked in that place for 30 years.
““Rhonda, you just cockblocked your own son!””
hahahaa
He prefers this for his theme song. Easier to play on the guitar than Elton John, I think.
Jay, every time you regale us with your pizza stories i end up ordering one –
i might be a ninja turtle in disguise
Let me guess, Donatello?
Speaking of which, I’ve been trying to think of something to get the retiring owner, as a goodbye gift. He’s a friend, too.
Should I do that solo, or get a group thing going?
Solo. Group things can get ugly.
Noted, oso, but lots of people available for this particular opportunity. He’s done 0 bad things. People like him.
Not a lot of chance to go south.
I was thinking of a plaque of some sort. I want a lot of people involved.
This guy left a lot of money on the table to keep his pizza place open. This is prime real estate, and lots of people are selling out. He wants to keep this place open. I agree with him, and I think it’s the right thing to do.
He should be rewarded for this.
Solo. Group things can get ugly.
Pretty succinct description of my sex life.
J’ames, you know your cow-orkers. I just know I got crap both times I left Target. I do have a gorgeous etched glass associate of the year plaque from Sam’s Club.
XB with the daily funny!!!
Haven’t heard that Def Leppard song in ages, Roamy. I remember when it was on heavy rotation on MTV.
I was watching a classic MTV channel the other day. Foo Fighters was on it. Got kinda sad watching the Beastie Boys
Lots of age jokes about me at work today. Height jokes. Shoe size. I didn’t go sarcastic on the snowflakes. I nearly made a cart associate cry the other day making fun of Porfirio. Lauraw is right. Millennials are extremely kind and don’t understand sarcasm.
Very true, oso and laura. You have to watch what you say around them.
Might knock over their participation trophies.
Jay, they are extremely kind. I H8 having to reiterate their daily routine…daily. Co is a PTSD/OCD associate. He was a MP for 20. Cop for 20. Weird guy. Brain Injury after a severe beating following a Domestic at Kirtland AFB. I have become part of his obsession. He taps my shoulder twice before he can clock in. If I am not there for him to tap, he gets agitated.
He is still less weird than Millennials
They are so kind, well suited for customer service jobs.
Too bad they hate working.
By the time I make Albuquerque she’ll be working
She’ll probably stop at derp and give me a call
But she’ll just hear that phone keep on ringin’
Off the wall, that’s all.
wakey wakey.
Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on March 26, 2017 12:29 am
Solo. Group things can get ugly.
Pretty succinct description of my sex life.
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This made me raff in my coffee cup
Rain, snow, rain for Monday. Sick of this shit.
Jimbro – this week’s WOD has me almost sick I’m so nervous.
ugh.
Same end of march weather conditions here. The river is climbing now. A couple of more days of rain and we’ll have flooding again.
The trees are filled with birds – they’re making joyful noises. It’s a bird riot in progress
Spring is definitely in the air
I would love winter if it were 2 months shorter.
Move to Mississippi.
Summers are too long.
Pacific NW, then, and you can try to survive on <100 sunny days a year.
Maryland/ Virginia probably has our ideal preferred climate. Coastal moderation, good gardening, milder winters, no giant flying cockroaches or alligators. A bit sticky in high Summer, but it’s that way everywhere, really.
OK, off I go. Have a good Sunday errbody. bbl
For your own sake, stay far, far away from the DC metroplex.
I am a little fascinated with Missoula Montana, enough that I am planning to visit there soon.
I am tired of the heat and humidity of the east and gulf coasts, and do not wish to live among the leftards on the Pacific coast
Maryland is full of Dimocrats and restrictive gun laws. Virginia is ruled by the elite around DC, but the SW part is truly beautiful.
– http://tinyurl.com/mxwg9dj
the leftards are able to ruin everything they touch –
some of the most geographically beautiful places in north america were settled and developed by hard working decent ppl –
lefties show up, take over, push us out and then proceed to ruin things, and then blame us when we don’t want to be saddled with the burden of their mental disorder(s)
Roamy’s short story recommendation does a pretty good job of spit-balling possible leftard futures – i’m about halfway through it; if anyone wants it after i’m done send me your mailing address.
thegreateg is a gstring thing
If you can earn a moderate salary there, Rural VA and WVA are wonderful places to live. Makes me homesick to think about it. I’m guessing Scottw has crossed off Marietta, OH.
i agree – the Roanoke area is really nice
http://tinyurl.com/mo8ju26
Missoula is the liberal part of Montana.
lefties show up, take over, push us out and then proceed to ruin things, and then blame us when we don’t want to be saddled with the burden of their mental disorder(s)
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I like this paragraph, a lot.
Is Flathead any better Pepe?
Southern OH has a pretty mild climate IIRC, ditto for southern IN.
Nashville wasn’t too bad most of the time, for that matter, my family left Akron for sunny Florida, and no one had a/c in Ohio then. (in my family)
Rain you say. We could use about six inches.
We could use about six inches.
So could your mom.
I could have stayed in Nashville, if circumstances would have allowed it. I really liked the time I spent in Knoxville, Memphis not so much. Mrs. Pupster seems to like the colder climes, so Alaska, MT, Dakotas are on the radar. Not really planning on leaving MN for the time being, but circumstances happen.
Carin, Paula mentioned some of her upcoming WOD things which all sound impossible to me. She was sore from whatever they did Friday but still looking forward to this week. It’s a sickness.
Heh, Ashe Schow called Chelsea The Godfather 3 of the Clinton family.
I stayed up too late last night watching Godfather 2 which is stupid since I have it on blu-ray up at camp. Godfather 3 was on after and I was tempted but it was quite late and I vividly remember Wiser panning it along with so many others.
Has Rocketboy picked up any new mannerisms or quirks from his university experience? Still dating the same chick?
Rocketboy is still dating the same chick. He says he’s gotten better at cooking and has offered to make shrimp fried rice on Friday.
Godfather 3 looks like it was shot on video, if you remember the Dick Tracy movie from the 80’s, everything looked like that. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten through the whole movie.
I’ve seen One and Two combined in Chronological order, which is pretty nifty, but apparently HBO has upped the anti with:
http://ew.com/article/2016/01/20/godfather-epic-streaming-hbo-go-now/
7 hours.
Sounds good! The real test is whether they clean up or not. Our youngest will cook but it’s limited to hating up frozen food or making hash browns. He got a taste for them after staying at the grandparents for hunting. He makes a tremendous mess when cooking them and cleans, at best, half-assedly.
Dad wants to leave the PNW after the grandparents pass for warmer climes. He seems to be thinking about Texas, which I approve of. I’m going to try and give SoCal a couple more years, since there are opportunities here that are harder to find elsewhere. I don’t want to move to the DC area. I may try to find something in Europe in a few years, especially if Der Trumpenmeister manages to force them to sort out their problems.
Ha. Packing an OCD table.
Pedestal isn’t square, or centered, and the top isn’t close to level.
This would drive me mad http://tinyurl.com/k5w2lzd
Raining. Back from last Open Wod. It was absolutely horrible. I didn’t go in the first round, because I didn’t feel I was “ready” – but watching a group do it first simply made it worse.
It was easily the worst workout of the open.
I can’t string my double-unders together, so I had to do single/double. So … instead of 350 double unders I ended up doing 350 double undera and 350 singles.
Carin, Paula mentioned some of her upcoming WOD things which all sound impossible to me. She was sore from whatever they did Friday but still looking forward to this week. It’s a sickness.
It’s not a sickness, it’s a cult. duh.
Seriously, 17.5 was horrible. I don’t think anyone liked it.
Please tell me that table is a valuable antique or has untold sentimental value. Otherwise it would be kindling.
The short part of Godfather 3 I watched looked like a modern soap opera in terms of picture quality. So it must have been video versus film. I’ve done 1 and 2 on back to back days but never at once. The combo 1 and 2 looks interesting.
When LoTR 3 came out my friends and I watched 1 and 2 on DVD then went to the cinema to watch 3. That was before they adopted their kids!
Sorassasaurus.
A textbook example of my afternoon plans
https://is.gd/1iSsVB
Speaking of Italian epics, this is called a Monteggia
Aaaaannnnnddd the kid ate at 9 AM which means no OR until 5 PM. Could be worse I guess…
Ouch.
Oschi already wants to play hard with Moose. Ugh. I’m thinking about giving her the codeine just to calm her down. She doesn’t seem to be in pain, so I haven’t been giving it to her.
Rocketboy is still dating the same chick. He says he’s gotten better at cooking and has offered to make shrimp fried rice on Friday.
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That sounds good!
SHe really is such a sweet little girl.
I need some coffee. WHo’s turn is it to make a run?
Matt is in Chicago with his girlfriend this weekend.
Jimbro, he remembers to load the dishwasher, but the pan sometimes sits in the sink.
he remembers to load the dishwasher, but the pan sometimes sits in the sink.
This is a lifelong condition and not fixable. Mrs. Pupster doesn’t understand “The Soak” (fill it full of hot water and soap and forget).
that break looks unpleasant – does the elbow heal up ok on that type of injury?
Pupster, Mr. RFH does it, too. Must be genetic.
Confession: I did clean up my dad’s kitchen after Sunday breakfast last week, though the grits pot got “The Soak”, complete with forgetting about it.
*stares at the pot “soaking” in the sink for a week.*
*runs more hot water*
Good boy, pupster.
Anybody ever dug a pan out of the back of the fridge, lifted the top for a look, and thrown it in the dumpster? To far gone for the old hot water soak? It’s happened a time or two.
Pupster has exceptional taste in swimsuits.
BiL was fired from his job after he refused to falsify a timesheet. He found a lawyer and blew the whistle on them and now there’s an investigation. The good news is that he got a generous severance, and has several job interviews lined up in Alabama and Texas. The bad news is that until he finds another job he and my sister are stuck in their current small town and are getting the cold shoulder from the locals.
I just find it funny that my sister has gone from raging Portland liberal to a libertarian who wants to move to Alabama.
Yeah Jam. The key is recognizing the radiocapitellar dislocation and treating it. That’s a pretty extreme example close to, but not as bad, as the one I’m teeing up to do.
1. Reduce ulna closed
2. Pop radial head back in joint
3. Stabilize ulna fracture with an intramedullary flexible nail
4. Splint in forearm supination
5. Go home, think about having a beer then remember still on call
The radial head dislocation is easy to miss if the ulna is just bent a little which can happen in kids. It’s still a fracture, just not in the classic sense that we all think about.
I did a horrible smashed both bone forearm fracture last summer and it looked reasonable afterwards. The kid came back a week later for a hard cast and we did films in the new cast. As I was telling the mom our plan going forward while looking at the films I had one of those out of body experiences or some shit like that where I was talking to her and simultaneously analyzing the film which I just told her looked good. The radial head was now dislocated superiorly. I took him back to the OR and it fortunately popped right back in.
He had a long recovery which was a mixed blessing. His mom was a cute, petite woman with excessive tattoos that she’ll regret some day if she doesn’t already.
Time to put words into action
Carin, does his girlfriend go to school in Chicago?Or just a random place to visit for a weekend?
It was just a visit to see the city.
Anybody ever dug a pan out of the back of the fridge, lifted the top for a look, and thrown it in the dumpster? To far gone for the old hot water soak?
A pan, no. Tupperware/Rubbermaid/old Chinese food container, yes, sometimes without even opening it. Just oh hell no, I’m not even sniffing that.
The radial head dislocation is easy to miss if the ulna is just bent a little which can happen in kids. It’s still a fracture, just not in the classic sense that we all think about.
I did a horrible smashed both bone forearm fracture last summer and it looked reasonable afterwards. The kid came back a week later for a hard cast and we did films in the new cast. As I was telling the mom our plan going forward while looking at the films I had one of those out of body experiences or some shit like that where I was talking to her and simultaneously analyzing the film which I just told her looked good. The radial head was now dislocated superiorly. I took him back to the OR and it fortunately popped right back in.
I thought Jimbro was discussing Carin’s taste in music and then finally recognized he was speaking medicalese.
He was discussing Car in’s workout.
https://is.gd/VRETNk
That girl is a cutie.
She’s charming!
https://is.gd/wuyABT
– http://tinyurl.com/kxbqzt7
I think it’s at Drudge , a cool article about cancer sniffing dogs and their amazing and amazingly accurate ability to sniff out breast cancer when trained! Just by smelling a band aid. German Sheppards I think. Huzzah!!!
I volunteer to sniff breasts.
https://is.gd/hfdzF9
https://is.gd/_your_dogs_have_stripper_names
Good game NC.
“-1. Reduce ulna closed
2. Pop radial head back in joint
3. Stabilize ulna fracture with an intramedullary flexible nail
4. Splint in forearm supination
5. Go home, think about having a beer then remember still on call
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with ya in spirit and said a prayer
love ya like a brother – helping kids is the shit – you’re a good egg jimes
“your dogs have stripper names:”
my dogs come to “dumbass” and “knucklehead”….
i suppose that’s stripper eeze
So, I guess we’re all just waiting here until the fit “women” show up, huh?
I was offended until I thought about your comment a minute more, Sean.
Jimbro should have been back by now, amputations are pretty quick.
Jimbro mentioned a new paver driveway, so..
If Sean had been watching March Madness he would know that genders don’t compete.
This is why lots of people laugh when Hewitt speaks, he’s clownish. When I heard him say stupid shit IN FAVOR of the stimulus I knew he was goofy.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/03/26/hugh_hewitt_freedom_caucus_is_area_51_caucus_believes_in_legislative_flying_saucers.html
Yeah, like we thought a spoiled skank.
https://mobile.twitter.com/surfermom77/status/846167415922745344/photo/2
MFM Logic: Malia is a child of a President. Still off limits.
Trump’s Grandchildren, their parents post pictures and they walk with their grandfather to Marine One: OMG they use their kids/grandkids as photo ops. Open season!!!!
Everything went well. Took longer to do paperwork and wait around than to do it. I was able to do the case closed so the kid lucked out. Wicked cute 4 yo kid with two nice parents…so rare.
No amputation needed!
Bummer, Jimbro. You’ll get that payout next time.
I’ve been falsely accused of rigging playground equipment to fail to get cases. It’s not like I carry bolt cutters in my truck or anything like that.
I think jimbro’s holding out on us. Somebody got an amputation today. Otherwise it’s a wasted trip in on a weekend.
The dogs are chewing on it.
I can’t see mare’s twitter link.
Our playgrounds have warning signs that they may be hot. When ABQ/RR made the playgrounds ADA accessible, the foam for wheelchair access, causes shocks in hearing aids. I ❤️ this kind of 💩 Mare, there are service dogs for so many different things. Amazing. We have Members with diabetes and seizure dogs. Paws & Stripes trains their PTSD dogs at the Club. I try to Dog Shame MaryAnn for just being a dog…but she don’t care
Malia being a drunk brat at an over 21 Club.
Racist
Dan has been tweaking the Mississippi Pot Roast. Tonights version is less salty and way mo bettah than the original.
I’ve been falsely accused of rigging playground equipment to fail to get cases. It’s not like I carry bolt cutters in my truck or anything like that.
Just spray a bit of cooking oil on the jungle gym.
That’s the best euphemism ever, oso.
Mississippi Pot Roast?
Oblivious Oso is looking forward to leftover Mississippi Pot Roast on tortilla for breakfast. Taco if you will. Ta ta ta taco
Tacos for breffist? What madness is this?
When you’re done tweaking the Mississippi pot roast, you’re gonna be tired. And when you get up in the morning, you’re gonna want protein.
😂😜👊🏻 I work at 4AM. Dan is already signaling the Samuel L Jackson “Go the F to bed”. Almost 27 years of marriage and he still doesn’t understand he needs 2x the sleep that I do.
His H2 Wyoming trip was okayed. Mine is still pending. We’re adding on some Rockies ⚾️
Comment by Oso on March 26, 2017 10:06 pm
Our playgrounds have warning signs that they may be hot.
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Ah, I remember growing up in El Paso, no signs. Go down a slide in the summer, and you better not let any bare skin touch it. Skin would burn, stick and peel off. We didn’t even have grass, just gravel and dirt. 🙂
What’s the over/under on a child star ending for Malia now?
Dan has been tweaking the Mississippi Pot Roast. Tonights version is less salty and way mo bettah than the original.
Details please. I substituted Better than Bouillon and WildTree Ranch Dressing Mix. Still salty but no MSG.
Roamy, I’ll ask him. He’s already in sleepytown.
Pepe, I really don’t understand why public parks have to display signs that surfaces may be hot. My wild hair: Passing laws that no cops bother to enforce. Case in point: Helmet laws for under 17 while biking, riding, or scooters. Feel good anti-liberty BS
What’s the over/under on a child star ending for Malia now?
I’ve figured for a while that one of the kids would end up pregnant by a basketball star or b-list rapper.
For Leon
I’m goin’ where the sun keeps shinin’
Through the pourin’ rain
Goin’ where the weather suits my clothes
Bankin’ off of the northeast winds
Sailin’ on summer derp
And skippin’ over the ocean like a stone
it’s supposed to rain for the next couple of days – this should be fun
i’ll try to send some of it down to pepe
“I’m goin’ where the sun keeps shinin’
Through the pourin’ rain”
i haven’t heard that song in years….
reading
http://tinyurl.com/lg7phk5
sean?
http://bit.ly/2nZEekj
time for coffee
*walks away mumbling about layabouts*
Good song, Sean, and good morning, Jam2