Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Prayers for the folks hit by this week’s storms. I have a Faceplant friend with family hit in Albany, Georgia.
Now for the hunks. You know what I’ve been doing when Pinterest sends me suggestions under “Beautiful Men”. Do we want beautiful men? How about just pleasing to look at.
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Double take.
From south of the border.
Silver fox.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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IIRC, she’s one of the Sad Puppies.
Paranoid much?
http://tinyurl.com/gq63cf9
What do you expect? The Fake News have been telling these people that the era of Trump would result in immediate Right Wing Death Squads. Sarah’s exactly on point with her “cult” label.
*checks Monster and LinkedIn for RWDS openings*
Dammit, still nothing.
I know a guy.
Know anything about pay and hours? Can I do it as a side job, like Uber?
This is funny stuff.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5q1evv/first_they_came_for_the_muslims_and_i_did_not/
Oh hey, does he need an app developed, so you can like, list your RWDS availability and location so “gigs” can be auto-routed to you if you could do the work?
I’ve got ideas.
One happy sign at the workplace. People are sneaking up on me and in hushed tones admitting that they voted for Trump. I was convinced that the only 3 people in NJ who voted for Trump are Christy, me and the Mrs.
Even a few who voted for Hillary are now saying that they are pleasantly surprised by what he is doing.
One guy was sold purely because the new SecDef is a guy called Mad Dog.
wakey wakey.
I thought my dogs were having a KKK rally in the living room, but it was just some paper towels.
Morning.
Bonjour.
Great article. Bookmarked.
That’s awesome, Tushar. The one really solid lefty cult member at work (the two others have left the company) just walks around looking gloomy all the time these days. He never had a good opinion of other Americans and you can tell this has all just confirmed it and evolved into a general misanthropy.
Your mom had a kkk rally in my underpants.
I had a KKK rally in your mom’s underpants.
Someone thought it was a KKK rally, but your mom just had a white skirt on.
Programming note: TexasJew will be my guest at 10:10 Eastern
We’ll be talking about laying pipe.
Day 5. Day. 5.
We’ll be talking about laying pipe.
Most men in the oilfield spend all night lying to their women about how much pipe they put in the hole that day. Then they spend all the next day lying to their coworkers about how much pipe they put in the hole the night before. That’s just the fuckin’ way it is.
Ol’ Trump just may be the guy who lacks the proper amount of fucks that allows him to go where no Republican has had the balls to go. To go ahead and buck the whole fucking left wing establishment, media, dem politicians, the bureaucracy, academia, et al, and try and right the ship of state. At least he’s talking a good game in a lot of areas so far.
If the Klan didn’t exist the Democrats would have to invent it.
…hang on, they did invent it…
Holy shit. Everything I’ve screamed for years needed doing and Trump’s on the job a week and it’s like someone was crazy enough to clone me and put me in the White House.
This is probably all Way Too Good To Be True but I’m enjoying it for now.
This is probably all Way Too Good To Be True but I’m enjoying it for now.
1000% agree.
In other news, I have lost almost 20 pounds i weigh less today than I did 10, maybe 20 years back.
#MakeTusharGreatAgain
That’s BIG, Tushar. Losing weight is a bitch.
Good work, Tushar! I’m still stuck at 230. I fit into old clothes again, but I’m still above where I want to be.
I’m pretty heavy right now at 176, I had been down at ~170 before the holidays. Congrats to you, Tushar.
Well done Tushar. Respect.
Stolen shamelessly from the comments at Insty:
The Democratic leadership must love their followers holding protests. A protest doesn’t actually accomplish anything. It’s just a bunch of slaves asking for longer chains.
I gained some back, too. I wasn’t working out because my lungs were a snot factory since Thanksgiving. I’m paying for it now.
Man, squats really suck when you haven’t done them in a while.
240 by March, baby!
http://tinyurl.com/h36ujsg
http://tinyurl.com/hzbrbel
Old office empty. New office empty. Movers are enroute.
http://tinyurl.com/zkzn53x
I haven’t squatted with a bar in over a year. No idea what I could put up right now. My hip and lower back tightness is almost gone though.
http://tinyurl.com/j2nndzl
http://tinyurl.com/jngkcgd
http://tinyurl.com/j4pzrj7
I’m not squatting 240, I have that as my short term weight goal. 200 is the end goal, had that for a while, but I like carbs and beer too much.
I haven’t done serious weights in a long time. 30-40 usually, with lots of reps.
I haven’t done a barbell squat in 18 years. And at age 56, with a fake hip, I’m saying I’ll never do another. The PX90 stuff I used to do involved a lot of lunge type activities with a dumbell in each hand. I might get back to that some day. Doubt it.
http://spotmebro.com/protein-beer/
I was close to 240 in 2009. At my height, that was a bad, bad weight.
That’s similar to what I do, PG.
A couple of my friends read the gainzzz posts at Ace’s and started doing the 12-8 pm eating window last year. They both very gradually lost 25 lbs.
Not bad!!
They tell me they didn’t strictly limit carbs, either. Just reduced them. So that’s what I’m doing now, because I think i can stick to it better over time than I can stick to total keto. I’ll throw in some extended fasts after school is out and my stress is down.
Maybe I’ll do keto again someday. We’ll see. That worked better than anything, but I couldn’t really keep it up.
I think the really key thing is to cut out refined carbs and “vegetable” oils (i.e. industrial waste products). Hard to really kill your pancreas on squash and tubers.
True. But I do love me a triscuit.
OK, time to go back to homework. Online exam is next, then homework, then start to write a 5p. paper.
*disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
*sniffs blog*
Hey, who’s smoking in here?
Shit!
*opens a window and lights incense.*
Why not 6p?
I’m really amazed at the transformation in the attitude in the last few weeks. The “oh so clever” Left is being mocked and they can’t handle it. For example, Beasn linked this http://tinyurl.com/glyd86m on Facechimp.
Trump is doing what he said he would. That’s not how politics is done!!!! This, more than anything, has the establishment off balance. I think they expected to start hearings about “The Wall” in June sometime.
No idea how it will all shake out, but it’s a thing of beauty so far. 🙂
I am a bit concerned that Hotspur has not commented on Hillary’s political status and her resemblance to a piece of human anatomy today.
Looks like he is tired of all the winning.
Wver noticed that the people who are concerned most about Trump’s ‘irresponsible ‘ tweets and worried that it will hurt him are exactly the people who want Trump to get hurt and not be successful?
HS is moving, he’ll be back to his old ways lickity split.
http://tinyurl.com/j4xjpos
I pray that she finds peace, leaves politics behind, and maybe takes some time to be a real grandmother before her failing health finishes failing.
Also she’s a cunt.
hahahaha, Jam, I hope that’s for Hotspur.
That Cruz tweet was a thing of beauty, but what really killed was Deadspin’s gritted-teeth response. They are *seething*. Holy crap.
But, but, but….Ted Cruz never played for Duke! He went to Princeton! But nice comeback by Ted 🙂
Oy vey!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/25/state-department-reviewing-obama-admins-last-minute-decision-to-send-palestinians-221m.html
I want the rumor to be true that Hillary! is thinking about starting her own talk show. I want it to be true because it means that they are truly desperate.
This is exactly what America has been waiting for. Hillary, their better, talking down to them for an hour every day.
I can’t wait.
By that electoral calculus, they should just run that nice young man Rachel Maddow.
You laugh, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they did.
I don’t expect the Dems to return to some semblance of sanity before 2018.
There’s probably going to be some reasonably successful Dem governor somewhere that will run a centerist campaign in 2020.
Hopefully. But I don’t think that they will emerge until after the party gets slaughtered in 2018 and the old guard are forced out of power.
>>There’s probably going to be some reasonably successful Dem governor somewhere that will run a centerist campaign in 2020
Lets see who might fit the bill.
CA – Moonbeam Brown
CT – Malloy
DE – Carney
CO – Hinkenlooper
Hawaai – David Ige
Louisiana- Edwards
Minnesota- Dayton, if he stops collapsing
Montana – Bullock
NY – Cuomo. Ha ha ha
NC – Cooper
OR – Kate Brown
PA – Tom Wolf
Rhode Island – Gina Raimondo
VA – McAulliffe
WA – Inslee
WV – Jim Justice
So, Colorado, Montana, Louisiana, North Carolina, Pennsylvania or West Virginia.
They will attract the center but lose the loony left
I think Dayton has to be off any list after that fall. Too public, media didn’t cover it up like Hillary’s seizure.
I still suspect eventually the loony left will hold onto the Dem party, while the “moderates” will join with defecting GOPers to form a “centrist unity” party while the GOP goes full populist/traditionalist.
At this point, the only reason anyone would desert GOP is because they can’t get over their aversion to Trump. People were afraid he would be a squish, but he is turning out to be very aggressive conservative.
That does largely assume GOP = conservative, which, y’know, I think we’ve long since finished that round of equine necrosadism.
Soo, 6 reporters have been charged with felony rioting in DC. And that’s the end of freedom of the press. So says The Guardian, US News, etc.
Wonder what they were doing.
R.I.P. Mary Tyler Moore
Used to watch that show as a kid. Wholesome as fuck.
New liberal take: Trump is Orwellian.
http://tinyurl.com/zmpqskc
“Wholesome as fuck.”
Ummmm….okay.
Wholesome as Clinton dicking bimbos.
Wholesome as Trump grabbing pussies.
Wholesome as Weiner texting dick pics.
Every day is Christmas!
http://tinyurl.com/harts62
Failure to disperse will do that. Not following a lawful order.
Trump is like a conservative Oprah.
“Look under your seats. A PINK SLIP!
YOU’RE GETTING FIRED! AND YOU’RE GETTING FIRED! AND YOU’RE GETTING DEPORTED! AND YOUR BUDGET IS GETTING SLASHED!…”
Some twatwaffle hipster douchebag just asked for a half order of fried artichoke hearts. Are you shitting me?
Then tried to embarrass the bartender when he said, “We don’t do that.”
The labor to make a half order is the same as a full order. Same dish, same ramekin of sauce, same napkin, same trip from the kitchen, same clean up. But this asshole wants it for half price. Food cost for artickoke hearts – $1.00 – maybe.
Fuck these asshole millenials. They deserve a kick to the crotch.
Chuckles the Clown was the best MTM episode. Discuss
I pretended to be too young to get the Laura Petrie reference. No one bought it.
HUZZAH! The “old WP Admin” is still there, just further down the page when you click the my sites menu.
Caloo Calay!
https://is.gd/kii1cK
MTM was my very first crush
“ramekin”
what hotspur did to his second cousin’s moms’ aunt’s bff last friday for 200 alex…..
LOL Jam made a total funneh!!
“MTM was my very first crush”
I don’t remember, but it had to be MTM or Mary Ann.
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/paul-holmgren-nhl-my-brother-dave/
My first crushes were Woody Strode and James Coburn. Jim Palmer was a later crush. His Jockey ads totally ruined that one for me. Eyes were gorgeous, pitching was amazing, he was a Sasquatch.
My first crush was the tv Gidget.
Sally Filed has gone on to be an unhinged lunatic left wing cunt.
Oh well, I was young, and she was hot.
20-something guy went missing in Bangor sometime in December after a late night house party. They found him today in Bucksport submerged under a dock. At some point he floated by my house in the Penobscot. Good thing the dogs don’t go down there that often.
That is the WORST vomit to have to clean up at 2:00 AM.
I thought it was ScottW with the hockey make Oso cry post. My bad, Jimbro. Sally Field is still cute, HS. Unhinged
Jimbro, have a friend that attended school in South Dakota. Guy left a party in November. His body was found in Spring Thaw.
After the Dead Owl Vomit Incident we’ve been keeping him under a close eye with less roaming. That was awful and I don’t want a repeat any time soon.
The owl and the college kid probably had an epic battle.
I have never seen a single episode of the Mary Tyler Moore Show and have only seen two episodes of the Dick van Dyke Show.
Oh man. We had a dog that caught a squirrel. He carried it around for 3 days……… in July…………in New Mexico. It was rank. We drove out to check cattle and he ran after us. Had to put him in the truck so he wouldn’t get hit on the highway. He was really panting from chasing after us for a mile. About 30 seconds after we put him in, he horked up the entire greasy greenish semi-decomposed squirrel. I still cringe. It was about 100 degrees that day, and the smell was horrific. I’ve dealt with a lot of bad smells, and this was truly epic.
I only know the names. Never saw a minute of the shows.
Leon, I’m a good bit older than you.
My parents were somewhat picky about what they watched. Never saw All in the Family, Sanford and Son (though everyone knew the “Elizabeth!” line), Soap, The Jeffersons, Maude, Rhoda, Three’s Company, or One Day at a Time.
We watched them with your mom.
I watched a lot of Bewitched reruns on TBS. I didn’t realize what a knockout Samantha was until much later.
MTM was the original MILF.
Trivia: MTM’s son from her first marriage was named Richie. Later in her life, after leaving her first husband and getting on with her acting career, she got the job as Rob’s wife on The Dick Van Dyke show, her “son”s name on the show was….
Richie.
Richie “accidentally” shot himself with a shotgun.
I sometimes wonder how many single-car “accidents” aren’t. Life insurance tends to pay out on those.
I watched a lot of Mary Tyler Moore. And watched the spinoff Rhoda, too. Dick van Dyke show was a bit before my time, but I saw bits and pieces of the reruns.
Main thing I remember about Mary Tyler Moore was the theme song. You’re gonna make it after all!
I hate coming across as a self-promoting whore, but honestly….
tomorrow’s show is gonna be a great
If you are looking for Valentine’s Day gifts for me:
https://is.gd/1maIgu
MTM was clean, innocent, scandal-free, vice-free, perfect woman.
How could you not be in love with her as a 15 year-old male.
She was the ‘perfect woman’.
This was who you were seeking to be your perfect mate.
Reality sucks, don’t it?
I got as close as I could, with Anita.
I consider myself blessed…
I used to feel the same way about Alyssa Milano when I was 12 and she was 15, Chris.
Sadly, I later felt the same affection for Brittany Murphy when she appeared on The Torkelsons. May she rest in peace.
Had a ’72-76 gap on American TV. Watched lots of TV. Movies. Sports. Watching the Australian Open right now. BTW Coco is related to Kiki.
I got confused between the Torkelsons and the Tortellis.
blerg
Liberals: “You can’t have an opinion about this without a vagina.”
Also liberals: “You can be a woman without a vagina.”
Um, what?
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog)
I’ve taken to unwinding after work w/o a glass of wine.
Some nights it’s harder than others.
*cries into my water glass.
Someone turned down the heat hours ago, and now it’s 64 in my house.
brrrrr
Old. RL friend had a crush on Molly Ringwald. We crafted “Who’s your Molly?” to determine childhood era crushes. Winnie Cooper was the next gen crush. Mila Kunis on 70s show was post Winnie Cooper
I still have a crush on Danica McKeller.
How on earth did I end up married to a blonde?
I crushed on Woody Strode. Married a white guy. Current crush is Sheriff Clarke. Woody Strode/Coburn mash-up.
Dan’s crushes are Cheryl Ladd, Meg Ryan (Pre getting the shit beat out of her by Russell Crowe) and Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba.
This is an extremely large fan club.
Pretty sure it’s a near-complete overlap with “people sexually attracted to women”.
How many times have you had to watch “Into the Blue”? Paul Walker is nice, but it really isn’t worth the multiple views I’ve been subjected to watching
I just watch Sin City or Idle Hands.
Dan owns the entire Alba DVD library. The Mechanic 2. He didn’t even know The Mechanic was a remake of the Bronson/Jan Michael Vincent masterpiece. Yet, we now own Mechanic 2. I still can’t believe Dan’s Catholic League parents didn’t watch the 70s Bronson films.
Our acting Club manager is a racist Bint. We have already started Open Door-ing her. Bitch looked at me and saw “Anglo”. I understand enough Hablo Espanol to fuck her over. Best thing about looking Anglo and having an Anglo name is when dealing with racist Messicans.
Wiser, are your people trying to get Linda McMahon? SBA baby
Jessica Alba is all kinds of yummy.
G’night East Coast!!!!
David’s experiment released pathogens.