Rhino Farts or Michael Moore Speaks

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Not MM, too cute

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We needed something new and Tushar’s rhino fart video obviously left an impression on me

UPDATE: VMax’s Birthday

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71 Comments

  1. Hippo, Rhino…sue me

  2. Comparing MM to a Hippo or a Rhino is an insult to either. He’s a completely wasted fuck.

  3. MM Speaks = Hippopoop

  4. http://tinyurl.com/hzf6exh

  5. Baby rhino is totes adorbs

  6. https://is.gd/d2qIOO

  7. *shakes fist at sky*
    Moommm, Carin dissed me again!!!!!!

  8. baby rhinos are the shit!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!ty

  9. “Credible, d00d.”

    work with me brother – we could tag team this like laurel and hardy, abbott and costello, fish and sticks…. you get the idea

  10. Your mom and me.

  11. Pssst, it’s VMax’s birthday.

  12. if i were the ruler of the africa… i’d make it known that anyone illegally killing a rhino would be summarily executed, and all of his assets forfeit.

  13. Trump is on a roll.

    Trumka and Hoffa praising him? That had to leave a mark.

  14. https://is.gd/ioS5dg

  15. happy bd vmax:
    http://tinyurl.com/hb3hk6d

  16. Happy Birthday VMAX!

    https://is.gd/__treat_yowseff

  17. Poat updated for VMax

  18. Happy birthday, V man.

  19. Happy birthday, Vmax!

  20. Happy Birthday, V-man!

  21. Lo and behold, the wailing and gnashing of teeth regarding the hiring freeze. No shit, people, Trump told you it was coming. The “human capital” dept. tried desperately to hire people before Jan. 20. Now if those people haven’t shown up to work, they aren’t hired anyway.

  22. I don’t understand part of that, Roamie. Even if they showed up for work, why can’t they be immediately terminated?

    Elections have consequences.

  23. The amount of greenhouse gases emitted by Michael Moore is much greater than that of rhino farts. Someone tell Al Gore.

  24. All right, Jam, I’ll try to watch it through again and take notes, but I prefer the Reptoids=Freemasonry version. Maybe we could argue that in our calls.

  25. Hotspur, I don’t know all the employment rules. I know that you are on probation for so many days, and they can fire you then, but they may be leery of doing so for an affirmative action hire.

    I am hoping they thin the ranks of the non-engineering departments. I counted 66 people in human capital, and I have only interacted with 4.

  26. Hmmmmm……racissssssssttttt!!!!!!!

  27. I want to work in Ivanka’s Human Capital.

  28. I have a position for Ivanka on my personal staff. Multiple positions, in fact.

  29. I don’t think Trump even cares if he’s a one term president. If he gets all this done in one term I’d be happy.

  30. “Comment by Hotspur on January 24, 2017 6:27 pm

    Your mom and me.”

    that might be a little too far a field….

    the greys know shit

  31. There isn’t a lot left on my list

    – border and immigration
    – defund PP
    – replace Obamacare
    – spend 2018-2020 golfing

  32. Newt Gangrene pledged to shut that shit down almost 25 years ago. I will never forget his Contract With America.

    He reneged. So fuck him.

    Donald, shut that shit down.

  33. And I say that as someone who listens to NPR every day.

    Shut it down. Let it pay for itself. See what happens when the people who want it have to pay for it.

  34. I think the public underwrites less than 10% of NPR.

    Their argument is that they can’t make it on 90%.

    It’s one more day of fundraising for crissakes.

    Grow up, wimps.

  35. https://is.gd/wLGSih

  36. “Shut it down. Let it pay for itself. See what happens when the people who want it have to pay for it.”

    yep

  37. Thank you for all of the birthday wishes, they are appreciated.
    I will say nothing about the ford in update picture, nothing, nope.

  38. I used to donate heavily to my local NPR station back in the 80s. They were blues and jazz, and local news.

    Then they wanted to fund a bigger broadcast tower, but in the meantime, the began to carry the NOR news feed every hour.

    I had the president of the station in my office begging for money.

    I said, “Art, you’ve become a liberal mouthpiece for the democrats. If you won’t drop the NPR news feed, I will stop donating. I will continue to listen to the music, but my taxes are my donation.”

    He essentially said his hands were tied.

    I haven’t given a “gift” to NPR since about 1989.

  39. Executive orders on immigration is tomorrow. LOL

  40. Why you motherfuckers hate Mr. Rogers?

  41. I save my wrath for Big Bird

  42. Mister Rogers is the reason why, after two generations, we have Donald.

  43. I met Mr Rogers.

    He offered me milk and cookies.

  44. Why you motherfuckers hate Mr. Rogers?

    Because I’ve seen the pictures of what he did to that hooker back in ’85.

  45. I had an interesting meeting with the nephrology team at the Children’s Hospital. It seems they are too of the opinion that G*d just doesn’t like me for some reason. The Boy is doing very well and was just a bit annoyed at the extra attention from all the people. They said goodbye to him as we are moving to the Big People Doctor, who the Old Israeli Doctor Ben-Ezer said, “He iz gut, I trained hem”

    So next week off to Dr Koepke.

  46. HB, OG!

    So, it only took just over a week for the station’s sales manager to start losing her shit over my show.

    Last Friday, I was talking about the difference between protests and violence on the air, pointing out that I totally support the right to protest, up until you start burning shit and punching people.

    During the news break, I walked out of the studio and the sales manager asked me “Have you been asleep for the last 8 years? What about all those Republicans who were constantly protesting Obama?”

    I nicely asked her if she had actually listened to what I said and whether she supports the concept of violent protest. “Of course not!” Okay, so as I said on the air, you and I agree on this point, which is the point I was trying to make.”

    I then walked away as she stewed in anger for having “lost” that round.

    Yesterday, I was talking about the comments that were made about Trump’s son over the weekend by leftists who would have lost their shit if someone had said those things about the Obama spawn.

    I clearly said that I agreed with what every Democrat said during Obama’s and Clinton’s years, that being that the kids are off limits. And I clearly mentioned that it is wrong, no matter what party happens to be in the WH at the time.

    While I’m sill on the air, she walks in and says “I heard what you were saying and would you mind if I said something?”

    Sure, No problem.

    “Have you forgotten all the mean things that were said about the Obama girls?”

    Ummmm, no, and if you had actually listened to what I said, I called that wrong just as much as what was being said about Barron is wrong.

    “Oh…. Ok… then I guess we agree.”

    Yeah, great. Thanks for that!

    Today, the station manager BCC’s me on an e-mail to her, telling her to NEVER, EVER walk into the studio while I am on the air again. “I know what you are trying to do and it will not happen. You are the sales manager. You have absolutely no right whatsoever to attempt to control the editorial content of this station.”

    It was a beautiful thing….

    tl;dr: sales manager is a liberal bitch who had her dried-up Hillary-loving cunt slapped into the dirt. Hard.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on January 24, 2017 8:20 pm
    Mister Rogers is the reason why, after two generations, we have Donald.

    Comment by scott on January 24, 2017 8:25 pm
    I met Mr Rogers.
    He offered me milk and cookies.

    https://is.gd/aI2Qhb

  48. Herb Tarlek is female?

  49. Trying to see if I can embed this pic here, because it is the ROFLCOPTER

  50. Annnndddd, that didn’t work

  51. Herb Tarlek is female?

    An old, large, angry, lazy, brainwashed liberal female.

  52. Tears of Protester

  53. Tears of Protester

    As I said on Twitter, the most delicious part of this is, if they get convicted of a felony, they lose the right to vote.

    Not exactly a well thought out plan there, you stupid fucktards.

  54. About ten years ago, there was at stupid student-led walkout for some dumbass protest against something from the high school where I was teacher. Most of the kids were just doing it to get out of class, but a few had delusions of sixties grandeur and they cut the line to the flag above the loacking box, lowered the American flag, burned it, and hoisted the Mexican one.

    They got arrested.

    According to our assistant VP, the mom of one was just slapping the crap out of one of them for being an idiot all the way to the car. The cops all assiduously looked the other way.

    Another of the three, the owner of the Mexican flag, was sent to Mexico to work on his uncle’s watermelon farm.

    The third one sued the school for some bullshit reason and lost, left the school district and got arrested at his new school for starting a fight with some special education students.

  55. USA! USA! USA!

  56. Wiser, she will persuade advertizers to advertize on all other timeslots and dissuade them from your timeslot. And then argue that you are not selling all that well. Keep your eyes and ears open.

  57. MrScience, glad to hear The Boy is doing well.

  58. Wiser, she will persuade advertizers to advertize on all other timeslots and dissuade them from your timeslot. And then argue that you are not selling all that well. Keep your eyes and ears open.

    That’s gonna be a hard sell, what with all of the positive feedback the station has been getting since I took over.

  59. She’s not got a lot of friends at the station since the election. Even the sweet little newswoman told her to grow the fuck up and get over it.

  60. I ma heartened to see that even CT has not gone completely insane, and has good people.

    BTW, that asshole Denver Secret Service station chief who doesn’t want to protect the Prez. If she can’t be fired, can she at least be reassigned to stand outside the Cunt’s Chappaqwa mansion ?

  61. You’re a good guy, Wiser.

    Never stop being you. Or a woman. Or a gay man.

  62. Never stop being you. Or a woman. Or a gay man.

    thanks, muppetfucker. You’re a semi-decent person yourself.

    So when the fuck are you gonna check in?

  63. If she can’t be fired, can she at least be reassigned to stand outside the Cunt’s Chappaqwa mansion ?

    Fuck that. Assign that twat to stand guard at the Northern Alaskan White House, just in case Trump decides to ever visit.

    And if she refuses, bring her up on every single fucking charge you can think of and destroy her fucking life.

    There’s a fucking standard that SS agents commit to when they take the job. Once you decide that your pussy is more important than your job, all bets are off.

  64. Friday works.

  65. I will say this, I seriously doubt Madam SS-Denver ever leaves that office. She will be passed over for promotion two or three times and go work private sector. Or they will put her in charge of Jill Biden’s detail

  66. Friday works.

    Let’s chat…

    I will say this, I seriously doubt Madam SS-Denver ever leaves that office.

    Under the previous admin, perhaps.

    But I do not think Trump will stand for this kind of behavior. If he does, it sets a bad precedent.

  67. Union will fight her firing.

    No, she will be retired in place. She’ll keep her pension. Unless she makes a stink, in which case, “Golly! You made a rather intemperate statement. That violates your oath. Will you make a very public apology? No? Ok, then you’re fired.”

  68. No, she will be retired in place. She’ll keep her pension. Unless she makes a stink, in which case, “Golly! You made a rather intemperate statement. That violates your oath. Will you make a very public apology? No? Ok, then you’re fired.”

    Why you gotta destroy my hope that things are gonna be different now?

  69. Dorian’s enemies remained patient.


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