Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I messed up something, and now I am forced to use the new Wordpoop editor. Bleah. Hopefully I won’t crash the blog doing this.
RIP, Carrie Fisher.
Dang, this sucks. Give me hunks, please.
Tyler Blackburn
Jamie Dornan (wow, there are a lot of photos out there of him)
Redhead for Carin – it’s Shaun White all grown up.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Last but not least. Cheers.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I love a feel-good story just as much as the next gal.
I remembered that story from when he was convicted. A hanging death was much better than he deserved.
I put a ‘shmallow in the trap last night. Here’s hoping it was warm enough yesterday that I won’t have to chop pond ice if I caught anything.
Morning.
wakey wakey
Oh boy. Because CNN and a bunch of other news outlets are really, really stupid, we’re going to get serious discussions about golden showers today.
Can the world facepalm itself, because I’m pretty sure we’re there.
It was a purification ceremony! He was trying to purify that innocent bed that was defiled by Mochelle’s enormous hind quarters plonking down on it.
Sure, his methods are unusual, but still honorable.
I really, really hope we’ve hit peak stupid.
Pond ice looked too treacherous to work through while standing on, so I took it out to the back edge of the property and pointed it deeper into the woods. It fought with the back of the trap for a full minute after I opened the front. If I see it again, I’m just going to shoot it.
I fear that we haven’t begun to stupid, leon.
The generation coming up through the ranks are pretty naive. When this is mixed with the need for attention it makes for some Sideshow Bob rake stomping.
Well, the upside is that they are technically inept, so the demand for the skills of us middle-aged guys should be solid for the next 20 years or so.
Golden showers, really? What did I miss?
Oh, along the same lines as gay Obama, then. Moving on…
Anyone else have libs in their facedouche feeds all upset about Jeff Sessions, and racism?
J’ames – the beauty of this is that EVERYONE fell for it.
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/01/11/fbi-director-comey-knew-trump-sex-tape-blackmail-election/
What is to catch, or fall for?
Any time you make Rick Wilson look like a jackass it’s speaking truth to everyone.
Ha, ha, ha
I wake up and the CIA the FBI, and most media have lost every scrap of credibility they ever had.
Obama/Ayers are loving the chaos. This is their dream, that and the clusterf@ck driving middle easterners into the west.
They are evil. Evil.
Jay, what is the premise behind that Clooney statement? Is he referring to Trump’s cabinet since he’s not Oresident yet?
Don’t the Russians have “dossiers” on everyone?
http://theweek.com/articles/670637/love-america-americans-hate
The only positive I can say about this is that he admits that the left only wants to follow the rule of law when it aids them…..the rest of the time they’re as tyrannical as the next fascist. Other than that, it’s an Amazon river full of whale vagina.
I wondered that too Mare. WTF is he talking about?
It’s rare that I’m embarrassed FOR a writer as I’m reading their shit.
Apparently he’s responding to Trump being on twitter, re: Meryl Streep
http://www.celebitchy.com/519129/george_clooney_to_trump_arent_you_supposed_to_be_running_the_country/
The cartoon highlights all the weight we should put behind that statement.
Other than that, it’s an Amazon river full of whale vagina.
you mean San Diego?
/Anchorman
Humn … Trump tweeting or Obama golfing all the time.
It’s funny because a few days ago the Florida governor was accused of “disrepecting” obama because he called Trump after the shooting. But according to CLooney he’s supposed to be running the country.
Which is it folks?
Sounds like Trump is a better golfer, too.
Huh, still don’t get it. trump isn’t President yet. Thanks Jay.
The thing is, Mare, that any criticism of Trump is Ok, even if it defies logic.
It’s how you demonstrate you’re in the club.
I still think the “0bama is gay” thing is true. Truthy, anyhow.
I think Obama “experimented” thoroughly the not so underground gay bar scene in Chicago. I’m sure he’s wistful.
He’s still got Reggie and cocaine, though, he should be okay.
https://www.indy100.com/article/most-popular-sex-positions-europe-uk-us-7520976
Reggie was one of bambam’s tutor’s –
helped him with polemics and dictation
In the office chat near the coffee machine, even some democrat leaning people were horrified that the media and especially the intelligence agencies fell for this obviously fake news.
Do you want more Trump?
Because this is how you get more Trump.
At this point, I would be happy and highly amused if this golden shower story is true.
It is high time we had a President who is not ashamed of having an Ace of Spades lifestyle
Listen, if you’re a millionaire and you HAVEN’T paid Russian hookers to piss on you… well the problem is with you.
I need crosstabs on that poll, jam2. Get to it.
Re: Sex Positions
What is tabletop?
She’s laying down on an elevated surface, he’s standing.
Helpful if she’s, say, “heavy with child”.
To be fair, he paid the hookers to perform a show for him. Doesn’t say on him
Allegedly.
Even if the prostitute story was true…..SO?? Bill Clinton was getting his dick sucked by a intern and inserting cigars into her vagina in the hallway off the Oval Office while he was married. That wasn’t a problem…..
Well duh, TT, he was a D, and Trump is R.
IT was a problem with me, Troy.
heh. Trump is refusing to answer a question from a reporter say “no, I’m not going to answer your question because you’re fake news.”
Heh.
What comes around goes around or something like that
Grand. Master. Troll.
I was quite skeptical of Trump but every day I like him some more. We need a hard hitter like him.
*pisses on blog for money*
The city of Prague is buried neck deep in Michael Cohens, but none of them are Trump’s lawyers
It turns out that Prague was hosting the 2016 Michael Cohen-fest. Michael Cohens from around the world were in attendance.
Trump grabbed CNN’s pussy.
I could watch that shit all day.
““Between workouts during his Hawaii vacation this week, he was photographed looking like the paradigm of a new kind of presidential fitness, one geared less toward preventing heart attacks than winning swimsuit competitions. The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.”
Heh. That newsbusters article is a treasure trove.
4 Chan and r/the_donald are celebrating like its Nov 9th, 2016.
Does he smoke between treadmill sessions?
@ Car In. It was a problem for me also, but obviously not for the majority of the Fake News Networks… that was my point.
Trump telling CNN they are fake news…… hey CNN, hows it feel to be wrecked by the President Elect? I hope he refuses to acknowledge anyone from CNN for his entire admin.
Does he smoke between treadmill sessions?
That’s what the pole dancing is for…
Top three items on Buzzfeed:
Trump press conference
Brownies have never looked so good
How bitchy is your resting face?
They are a joke.
Never go full Buzzfeed.
““Between workouts during his Hawaii vacation this week, he was photographed looking like the paradigm of a new kind of presidential fitness, one geared less toward preventing heart attacks than winning swimsuit competitions. The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.”
I threw up a little in my mouth reading that.
I liked the bunnies better.
Rush is ripping McCain and Rick Wilson two of the biggest assholes ever.
Mentioning McCain giving the FBI the info hoping to crash Trump. Now McCain is saying “I didn’t know if any of it was true!” That’s the point, idiot.
And Jake Tapper, what an incompetent boob. Embarrassing.
Remember the days when your younger brother would plan a new attack on the much bigger you, but you would see him coming at you, and just grab him by the head and keep him at bay. He would just flail helplessly and couldn’t figure out why the attack failed.
You remember that even more starkly if you were the little brother.
The media is in the same position while attacking Trump, and they have no idea why there attacks are not working.
John McCain loves to have sex with trannies!!!
Hey, I don’t KNOW if that is true.
John McCain sucked Lindsay Graham off!!!
Hey, I don’t KNOW if that is true.
I bet that’s true, Hotspur! Hahahaha
Well, Lindsay wishes it were true, at the least.
Well, Trump just gave CNN a golden shower.
I love that the (As Adam Baldwin would say) presstitutes and McCain, Tapper and the rest just look worse and Trump looks stronger.
I guess we really did need a “fighter.”
He might as well fight back with all he has. They weren’t going to play nice to begin with.
They totally exposed themselves during the campaign like drunk xBrad out on the sidewalk in a raincoat.
I can only imagine Rosetta’s delight at that monkey riding deer thing at Ace.
James Comey’s reputation:
Cue the sad trombone but it sounds like a fart.
EXACTLY what I was thinking, Hotspur. The monkey washing a cat music comes to mind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wAqNN-Dic
Wasn’t there a monkey riding a goat?
Yes there was. It just reminded me of this video. A classic H2 hilarity.
5m
Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers
Judge Rules Woman Can’t Sue Trump Over Calling Her A “Dummy” On Twitter…
Judge Rules Woman Can’t Sue Trump Over Calling Her A “Dummy” On Twitter…
weaselzippers.us
I’m starting to love Trump.
Rush is ripping McCain a new asshole. Which is fortunate for Lindsey Graham.
Texas A&M finds Obama 5th best President in US History
I can’t believe we were forced to vote for that son of a turd sandwich back in ’08.
Look at the McCain picture Drudge is using over the headline:
“Demented McCain Turns Dirty”
That was a Time magazine picture of McCain, wasn’t it?
Agree Hotspur. The GOP made us all complicit stupid whores.
McCaindidnt even want to win.
“you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency”
Comment by Jay in Ames on January 11, 2017 2:32 pm
Texas A&M finds Obama 5th best President in US History
Glad I clicked the link before I went on a 57 Aggie killing spree.
Me too, PG 🙂
PHRASING!
I wish I could find free freezers or refridgerators here like scott does. I need a fermentation chamber.
I wish I could find free freezers or refridgerators here like scott does. I need
fermentation chamber.dead hooker storage.Fixt. No charge.
If you still need one in May, drive around the University right after graduation.
I was in Boston right after graduation a couple of years back, they were everywhere.
Never happens, I look. Weird.
Even Craigslist sells them.
want to build this:
http://www.nchomebrewing.com/diy-mini-fridge-beer-fermentation-chamber-build/
I am having a blast with this trail camera. So far I have successfully captured an image of a cat.
Heh, Ace:
Jay, if you need a fermentation chamber about the size of a refrigerator, your mom has one.
And lauraw executes a stealth yer mom perfectly. US Judge scores it a 10.
Obama says “I gather I am the father of the Tea party”
No asshole. You taking credit for the tea party is like a snake taking credit for development of anti venom.
Shit, didn’t mean for that picture to post, just the link.
Lauraw, that’s pretty darn cool.
Scott loves gargoyles.
We have a lot of them, mostly made by this guy: http://www.lithops.net/Gargoyles.htm
Next one I’m going to try to make it a funny gargoyle. This fellow came out a bit sinister. Have no idea how that happened.
But gargoyles are supposed to be a bit sinister! Gargoyles used to be my favorite animated show.
Laura, if you go to D.C., go to the National Cathedral. The gargoyles are amazing.
Someone explain what the fudge Marco Rubio is doing attempting to block Trumps nominees? This is like gang of 8, a career killer!
Marco Rubio is a cunt. The gang of eight are a gang of cunts.
The people who elect these cunts are cunts.
Someone at Ace’s said he’s doing the bidding of his puppet master McCain. Believable.
Idiot.
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965439_10155278233789381_8071331355559788368_n.jpg?oh=1109b07bba5c482578f1aa4c17928efa&oe=591E881B
I have a lot of relatives in Arizona.
I should email them and ask them why they want a senile, old, dried up turdburger to represent them.
Xbrad, saw that, what a spectacular tweet.
The amount of document destruction going on right now in DC must be epic.
Laura, the originals are getting shredded. The copies are somewhere safe as an insurance policy.
Watching Chuck Todd and Ben Smith defending themselves is hilarious. They are double speaking all over the place, trying to cover themselves.
And Tim Scott wins Twitter.
I know, shitty prize, but still.
I know, shitty prize, but still.
——-
Lol
It should be called Shitter.
Time for ISU/OSU! Sorry Gabe, Pokes must go down!
Wow, your gargoyle is much better than the ones in the link.
I’m just catching up.
I would bet my last bag of catnip that McCain voted for Obama.
Probably did in 08, MJ. That evil Palin was running
He voted for Hillary.
Let me be clear:
I would bet my last bag of catnip that McCain voted for Obama; twice.
Evening.
McCain voted for Truman.
McCain’s daughter has some fuckable tatas.
It’s MCPO’s birthday tomorrow.
Triple digits! Congrats!
His kids didn’t vote for Truman.
I think the second guy tucks his vagina in…
We don’t have gargoyles in Texas. We have Garciagoyles. It’s a little different. They usually have a killer mustache.
John McCain likes New Coke, Diet Crystal Pepsi, and the smell of jockstrap.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Fucked+up+shit+man/funny-pictures/5296887/
“Mom had to take the deep penis. I had to inject her with the EPIC PENIS!”
Hahahaha
Do my derp undercover
Now it’s time for for the blubber
Blabber
To watch dat belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet
Don’t try it
I’ll check your ass like a looter in a riot