Good morning, and welcome to the last Hunky Hump Day of 2016. Thank you, my friends, for helping me get through this year. I’m looking forward to 2017 and the end of SCOAMF’s time in office.
Now for some hunks. Hi Mare.
In keeping with the equestrian theme.
Yup.
Cheer up. Hillary will never be President.
A different kind of Morning Joe.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Ironic, no?
Creative derp by Sean last night
We have a nor’easter coming in tomorrow night. While they may get over a foot of snow in the mountains we’ll get just a few inches along the coast. I’m more concerned about the winds and keeping my power on.
I need suggestions for meals on New Years weekend. When I read all of your comments about little smokies last weekend I did a Homer “Doh” because I totally forgot to get them.
Gotta work today with a full office. My partner took the week off and I’m getting slammed with phone calls from not only my patients but his too. It just feels like no one should be working between Christmas and New Years.
Yep. Still screwed.
That’s a beautiful horse.
When my youngest had her 2nd birthday she was opening up presents and my oldest who was 4 at the time was tired and wanting to grab all the presents and kind of take over. One of the presents was a toy horse, you know the kind, replicas of different kinds of horses. My oldest completely stopped mid crying jag and said, “That’s a beautiful horse.”
She’s still a horse lover (SYWM) and we say that rather regularly only using different nouns for whatever occasion.
Oh, look, 20 bucks!
BC – condolences
tainted love-
http://www.vocativ.com/386933/tainted-sex-supplements/
love taint?
love around your taint?
there’s a song in there somewhere
Wakey wakey
If it’s all the same, I’d rather go back to sleep, provided I wake up and this was all a bad dream.
Home alone with Possum. I managed to prep broth and do dishes already after cooking her breakfast. Too cold to play outside, and that means lots of indoor blahs.
It WILL get better, Brother C.
22 days until the presicunt and his transgender fatass ho have to leave our house.
And Hillary Clinton ain’t never moving in.
And she’s a cunt.
John Kerry, Loretta Lynch, and John Koskinen will be eligible for unemployment.
All Hotspur listed are c*nts.
*removes calligraphy pen and ink set from ornate ivory and silver case*
*opens enormous manuscript book handbound with human leather and brass*
*fills pen with the finest ink of India*
*practices on some scrap paper*
*finally, makes these new entries into Hotspur’s Big Book of Cunts*
We’re going to need to add more blank pages pretty soon.
hmm, I had something different in mind when I got the big book of cunts.
why does India have the finest ink?
This is too funny. These idiots are not going step by step through the five stages of grief. They are just wandering back and forth.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/12/6/1606610/-With-Biden-in-the-chair-on-Jan-3-the-Senate-can-confirm-a-renominated-Merrick-Garland-Here-s-how
Prez GW Bush had a black cat. He innocently named it India Ink, or India for short. Some idiot SJW types howled in protest. Some idiotic Indians joined them too. I am not sure exactly what their objection was. Bush clarified that the cat was actually named Indio, after some football player or something.
I never heard that, Tushar. Ridiculous.
OK, I got a long list of stuff to get done. Have a wonderful Hump Day.
I’m so glad dems are marking out acceptable behavior for the minority. will come in handy when the gop gives up its majority.
Ha ha! The tards at Daily Kos call Obama a ‘Right wing’ president.
It helps to wade into that swamp sometimes. Gives me some perspective on how utterly delusional human being are capable of becoming.
To be fair, not every Kossack is developmentally challenged.
Here is a commenter (on that thread about pushing through Merric Garland) who shows a spark of neural activity:
https://www.dailykos.com/comments/1606610/64722919#comment_64722919
“Mall Brawl” ….. now here is a interesting phenomena. Seems to me that the people involved have no interest in behaving in a civilized manner. It seems to me that they believe there are no “real” consequences for such behavior. So the question becomes, “What is the appropriate response”? I suggest that when the police arrive at these instances of uncivilized behavior that they proceed to indiscriminately beat (and I mean BEAT) the ass of any one present within striking range. I suggest they do it with wooden batons and feel free to strike about the head and shoulders of the “misguided youths.” Dont arrest them, no medical aide until after the “disturbance” is quelled. Just BEAT THEIR ASS. I figure a few rounds of pictures with multiple idiots holding their bloody heads will go a long way to dissuade participation in uncivilized behavior.
But hey, what do I know?……
TerribleTroy, the uniformed police force will get in trouble if they do that.
Plainclothed civilians, on the other hand….
I’ve long been named advocate for bringing back the whipping post.
Or you could just ignore the animals. I haven’t been in a mall in about 15 years, and I have no plans to do so in the future.
Just let that shit burn.
Methods like ‘tarred and feathered’, ‘drawn and quartered’ etc do have a certain appeal.
When I read about the “teens” rioting at various malls around the US in the WSJ the commenters were quick to point out the predominant race and age of the “teens”. Journalistic niceties will kill us all.
Night stick fracture is an actual diagnosis. It’s an isolated ulna shaft fracture caused by blunt force to an upraised forearm as a baton is heading to the sufferer’s noggin.
A friend’s mom was on “Chopped”, a cooking show, last night. One of the other chefs had a transgender daughter. They went on, and on, and on about it. My friend’s mom won, it was great. The other competitors all went to culinary school, but she “just likes to cook”.
It’s racist to point out the race of the mall brawlers.
Well, I guess I can make my announcement now.
http://www.dailyructions.com/larry-rifkin-to-begin-third-act-leaving-daily-radio-at-watr/
I always love the “flash mob” characterization. They want you to think it’s like them having a dance-off or some movie shit. They don’t accurately describe 50 18-24 year old thugs robbing a store.
Does this mean you have a daily show now, Wiserbub?
Wiser, I am not clear on the details. What does this mean for you? Will you be moving up, or taking this opportunity to move out?
Either way, do let us know when convenient.
Starting January 16, i will be taking over as the host of Talk of the Town on WATR.
Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!!!!
Whoa! Way to go, Wiser! I knew that purdy mouth of yours will turn out to be an asset.
Congratulations!!
YEa!!!. You’ve only dragged out this announcement for how long now?
YEa!!!. You’ve only dragged out this announcement for how long now?
Couldn’t help it. I was sworn to secrecy by the station, as they didn’t want to announce Larry’s departure too soon.
And thanks, y’all. I’m really excited and little nervous.
I knew that purdy mouth of yours will turn out to be an asset.
Let’s leave my college years out of this, shall we?
So who’s getting the slot, Wiser?
Darnit, I was too slow.
College?
I thought he was referencing that stint you did in the pen
I want to be your first guest. We could talk about your mom.
In his case, wouldn’t “pokey” be more appropo?
I want to be your first guest. We could talk about your mom.
That would be interesting to an extremely large number of men.
I thought he was referencing that stint you did in the pen
You do what you need to do to survive.
So who’s getting the slot, Wiser?
Ben Mills.
A friend’s mom was on “Chopped”, a cooking show, last night.
What episode? I don’t usually watch it, but I’ll tune in for a friend of a friend.
My favorite Hell’s Kitchen episode was about a short order cook amongst the special snowflake chefs. All the culinary school students couldn’t handle a large amount of people for lunch. She lined everything up, got the logistics down, and got everyone fed. She just didn’t have the taught skills everyone else had.
Gordon Ramsey was so impressed, that even though she was sent home, he paid for her to go to culinary school, on his dime. Best episode ever.
Congrats, wiser! I’ll be tuning in during the day, to creepily listen, never call, and offer unwanted advice here!
I’ll be tuning in during the day, to creepily listen, never call, and offer unwanted advice here!
I would expect nothing less of you J’Ames.
That’s great news, Wiser!!! Will you be able to give up one or two of your several jobs?
Jay, if you could give more specifics about that episode of Hells Kitchen (episode number, whether available for streaming, anything), I am interested in watching.
I always enjoy people with real world experience clobbering credentialed gasbags.
Wiser, if you get a caller who says nothing, but breathes real heavy…. um…. that won’t be me.
I think this is the one:
http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/official-articles/66148-hells-kitchen-3-interview-julia-too-many-chiefs-not-enough-indians.html
Not sure if there is a listing for the episode, but a little investigation should turn it up. I can’t look right now.
Congrats, Wiser! Now you can confuse and disappoint hundreds daily, instead of just a dozen or so. 😉
J’Ames Episode 390 “Basket Buzz”
http://tinyurl.com/hw5vm6m
Thanks, Jay.
That’s great news, Wiser!!! Will you be able to give up one or two of your several jobs?
I will no longer be working behind the counter at the music store, but I’ll still be doing his books.
As for the software gig, I have basically decided that the guy running it does not want it to succeed, so I haven’t exactly been giving that my all lately anyway.
Congrats, Wiser! Now you can confuse and disappoint hundreds daily, instead of just a dozen or so. 😉
So, we’re just gonna keep referencing my sexual history here…
Oooookay…..
speaking of the music store, off i go for my last day behind the counter.
Later, beraters.
did everybody go to the record store with Wiser?
Kenny Chesney is on The Talk.
I love Dr’s offices. at least the view is over.
Wait, Roamy posted the HHD? Was there an opening in the WiFi signal in Mare’s basement?
Kenny Chesney? Whats he up to nowadays? (that was my first thought) then I thought “drunk girls used to tell me I looked like him”, then as I was remembering the particulars I determined a new rule that I must pass on to my son…. When a drunk women tells you that you look like a celebrity, 99% of the time she is actually telling you that she wants to fuck….
*this is what happens when I smoke cannabis at lunch
she may want to, but usually not with you.
your mom, on the other hand…
So if the muslim sympathizers currently occupying the white house can get a UN Vote of this “two state solution” can Russia veto it in the Security Council?
TerriblyTroy, I wondered about the same thing. It may be time for Trump and Tillerson to work their Kremlin contacts and get shit done.
Troy, looks like Russians have a lot more common sense than Dunce and Duncer (Obama and Kerry).
Read the last few paragraphs about Russia’s reaction:
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/12/28/hoyer-to-kerry-shut-up/
Sous vide is here!
Test driving it on some eggs right now.
Chicken tomorrow.
So, now we know which came first, it was the eggs.
Or maybe your mom………
Scott, I eagerly await your review.
Congrats, WB
Perfect eggs. I am going to like this thing.
I can’t wait to see what it does to chicken thighs.
-Talk of the Town-
so swingin’ your dick around near the park pond wasn’t just an attempt at catching dinner?
Congrats Dude!!!
for xnad –
http://bit.ly/2i9c1DW
Bought Lil Smokies for NYE. Dan is making Beanie Wienies for dinner
RFH had this poat scheduled, from before her unfortunate meetup with Mare.
She sleeps with the fishes.
no judgement…
this is for those who like to turn their crank
http://bit.ly/2i9khnA
Subbing Polska for wienies. Navy beans? Smells yummy, but I’m concerned
“Subbing Polska for wienies. Navy beans? Smells yummy, but I’m concerned”
there is definitely a joke in here
Where’s xBrad been? Did he go meet Mare?
Hmmm, so long time Hostages keep disappearing. How long until someone catches on and stops the serial killer?
Jam2, I have seen crankshafts getting manufactured the old way in foundry. You cast the rough shape and then machine it to required dimensions.
This method looks way too wasteful. I wonder what the upside is.
Maybe they can have much more control over the crystal structure when they roll cylinder stock, as opposed to casting an irregular shape. More uniform crystal structure means more strength.
Beasn bait
http://tinyurl.com/zqqez5s
Scott, let me know if you ever make chicken breasts using sous vide.
I never manage to achieve the delicate line between raw and overcooked and tough like rubber.
From what I see, everything comes out perfect.
Debbie Reynolds is dead. May God comfort her family.
‘K, so Debbie Reynolds died.
The only thing that would make this more fucked is if Elizabeth Regina leaves us.
Love you guys.
Hotspur, as I said, 2016 is fucking not over yet.
Morgenholz! Where have you been. Glad to see that you have not been Mared.
BRB, smearing lamb’s blood over my doorway.
Been good. Busy. Too. Hope those kids ran your ass ragged this week. Mine about killed me.
>>>>>‘K, so Debbie Reynolds died.
please……
stop already…..
I’m begging you…
You already took one of my best friends and most of of my favorite life-long memories.
please, 2016….
please stop.
>>>>Love you guys.
ditto
*takes long pull from bottle*
*hands it to wiser*
I’m tellin’ ya, the Grim Reaper is racking up OT hours to pump up his retirement, I’ve seen this shit before…
>>>*hands it to wiser*
Thanks, buddy.
I wanted to celebrate just a little tonight, as I’m finally done working as a clerk at the music store.
But now I’m fighting back the sorrow.
Oh well, the vodka doesn’t know the difference.
One of my secret Santa victims does a drive by. Maybe there’s hope for cyn and Cathy.
>>>I’m tellin’ ya, the Grim Reaper is racking up OT hours to pump up his retirement, I’ve seen this shit before…
How you doing, BC?
You kick that vodka’s ass!
* punches Tito in the face *
I wanted to celebrate just a little tonight, as I’m finally done working as a clerk at the music store.
But now I’m fighting back the sorrow.
You should have borrowed a couple of albums from the store’s inventory to listen to while you reflect.
sous vide brisket, scott.
is wiser jack black or John cusack?
Three more days. Just have to make it through three more days.
Todd Louiso
If 2016 wants to get one more – Harry Reid…
Please God. I don’t ask for much…
Evening Hostages. Who’s got the booze?
*raises hand*
*slides entire handle of Tito down the bar*
Ah thank you, laura.
Hostages…..
My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able
Now let’s get to drinking
All glasses off the table
Willing and able…………your mom.
>>>>Three more days. Just have to make it through three more days.
Let’s all hold hands……
I’m doing as well as can be expected the day after my remaining parent died and the reality setting in that I’ll need a new place to stay before terribly long.
So yeah, trying to keep from freaking out. Sometimes succeeding.
So, Wiser, now that you’re a big time radio host, how long ’til you get to fill in for Rush?
>>>So yeah, trying to keep from freaking out. Sometimes succeeding.
You’ve been a great son. You’ve had an opportunity that some of us haven’t, that being the chance to take care of our parent and say goodbye.
One day at a time, buddy.
It’s never going to be okay, but it will get better.
Brother Cavil,
Why would you lose the house?
This should not be your concern, but to put your father at rest.
All else can wait.
Perhaps I’m wrong, but in my case, the “Neptune Society” will arrange shit for me…
>>>So, Wiser, now that you’re a big time radio host, how long ’til you get to fill in for Rush?
Every time I’ve filled in for Larry, I’ve thought anout how I was competing with Rush.
Which is sorta cool.
BC, I won’t speak for anyone else here, but this crew tends to be semi-helpful in times of need.
that’s what we’re here for.
like your mom.
Most of what you see my dear is purely for show
Because not everything that goes around, comes back around you know
Holding on too long is just a derp of letting go
Because not everything that goes around, comes back around you know
One thing that is clear it’s all down hill from here