Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I got an Advent calendar of chocolate, so tomorrow looks like a good day.
Nice smile.
Probably a repeat.
Too young?
I need some beach time.
Sultry.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thank you Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
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Good morning!!
*Tackles Mare. Loses instructions about why and what to do next. Gives up. Leaves.* Well, shit.
wakey wakey
Car in, there may be things you don’t see because he’s on his best behavior. He may have a temper, he may treat other people like crap, he may have gotten too possessive with his last girlfriend.
No previous girlfriend (another selling point IMO). She told me last night he’s lazy. I mean, as lazy as a kid on two varsity teams and travel soccer teams can be.
And I didn’t point out that lately she’s not been a flurry of activity either.
she may simply not feel ready for a ‘serious’ relationship like what her friends are doing (screwing)…
Her friends aren’t doing that. I’m actually surprised the parents of some of the girls are even allowing them to date. Her friends get together and play stupid board games. Or watch movies under the over-protective eyes of the parents.
Another glorious day with Hillary Clinton as a regular citizen!
On a side note, we have now had 2 different couples immediately start talking to us about how Trump is a big meanie and only idiots would vote for him. It makes me tingly in my swimsuit area.
Assuming I’m not an idiot is a bad move.
Wait…whut?
My mom saying “Why don’t you date that guy?” would have been the kiss of death for that relationship. She really liked the guy who decided three years later that he was gay.
She went to homecoming with her Gay Best Friend.
Her friends aren’t doing that.
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I will bet Hotspur’s golden bullwhip that at least one of them is having really awkward sex.
Weren’t you at this age?
Ha! Nice try, Clint!
I just don’t want her to end up dating some guy who just …
She gets invited to random parties from guys in the popular crowd. She doesn’t GO PTL, but she gets “attention” and I’m afraid she’ll date some asshole.
I just liked this guy because they’d been friends, and he really seemed to just liKE HER a lot because of her personality. Maybe her boobies had a little to do with it, but he told her weeks and weeks ago that she was his best friend
I’m hoping he’s just gonna lay low for a while. Maybe express interest in another girl. That will get her to come around.
Weren’t you at this age?
No. Not sex. Of course, when my first boyfriend tried to go down my pants (as a sophomore in high school) I cried. not in joy, mind you.
Every time I think of Hillary losing the election it makes me happy.
Every. Time.
The name Millie really suits her, but I don’t like it.
Pupper was really quite the first day, but has completely turned into a happy playful puppy. She younger than most people recommend, so i’ve made sure she isn’t alone and gets a ton of love. She cracks me up with her playfulness.
She doesn’t like water. I can’t get her to drink it. I’m giving her goats milk, which she will drink, and I guess I’ll just keep watering it down until she’s drinking water.
Mare, I like these pathetic “selfie” pictures of her that keep coming out. So desperate to look as if she’s happy. And not a miserable old hag.
Benny has peed in the house 3 times in 24 hours. Might be time for an intervention.
Catholic charities resettled that Somali scum. Way to sell out for money. Idiots.
I’m thinking that maybe I’ll start going to church again. We’ll see.
Elliot peed on the guest bed. I wasn’t notified.
Was the Somali a legal immigrant?
As a college student, you’d hope so, but who knows.
Jay, being legally labeled “refugee” changes the rules on becoming a legal permanent citizen.
Yes, he became a permanent citizen because he was a refugee.
Listening to a union rep from Carrier say he just heard about the deal and has to know more about it to know if the employees will have pay cuts etc….in other words to know if it’s good for employees.
Ummmmm, if the plant moves to Mexico the employees here won’t have crap.
Bust the union and they’ll earn more.
Get rid of the Union and they probably wouldn’t be moving to Mexico.
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/portland-adulting-school-teaches-millennials-how-to-be-functional-grownups.html
^^^^ ha ha ha … I like our new post “here” line.
Well shoots, I don’t want expensive gas, I don’t give a crap who in America gets a positive outcome from high gas prices.
No previous girlfriend (another selling point IMO). She told me last night he’s lazy. I mean, as lazy as a kid on two varsity teams and travel soccer teams can be.
And I didn’t point out that lately she’s not been a flurry of activity either.
A friend has been dating a guy for the past year. He’s nice, has a job, but apparently has no drive whatsoever. Doesn’t want to get promoted, doesn’t want to go to school to learn to do something else, etc. He talks about wanting to be a partner in a food truck business, but doesn’t want to learn anything like cooking, or accounting, or what have you.
Kids in high school tend to completely shut down in their free time. It’s not the same thing as older people who are lazy w/o hobbies or interests.
if you guys had snapchat, you could see a super cute video of Moose and pupper playingi.
I had hobbies in high school, but they were almost entirely recreational.
NSFW Chris Jenner is a pimp. This has been going on for years. She’s 18.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2016/11/kylie-jenner-couldnt-be-a-better-girlfriend
Hahaha
The democrats showed us. No White House for Cankles, they will stick us with Pelosi.
There. Take that you rethuglican racists.
I thought the young guy challenging her was a reasonable guy, at least on the surface.
No. Not sex. Of course, when my first boyfriend tried to go down my pants (as a sophomore in high school) I cried. not in joy, mind you.
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Was Captain Hook your boyfriend?
I went down your mom’s pants in high school. She cried. In joy, mind you.
I hope XBrad isn’t going to suffer from the XHamster hacking.
He’s got uTorrent.
I’ll probably survive.
I use XBrad’s log in data anyway so I’m good as well.
Next time you fly
How fucking unreasonably petty. Not to mention it’s costing someone else time and effort and money to accommodate this completely pointless request. But “there’s no war on Christmas, you paranoid wingers!”
Wait.
OK, I’ve been caught in the trollnet. I did not know that. Lol, it sucks being retarded.
Who’s up for some gardening poetry?
Red right return.
Why are traffic lights red and green????
As a non-Christian, I demand that they use some other colors!
These anti-Christmas assholes get on my nerve.
**walks away to buy some more Christmas light strings **
Afternoon/evening Hostages.
Anything worthwhile happening?
As long as liberals have a stranglehold on media, academia, entertainment and bureaucracy.
This must be broken.
The education secretary who loves charter schools is a good first step.
Ban unions from auto-deducting dues from paychecks. Union membership should not be mandatory to work. Ban govt employees from joining a union.
Make colleges pick up part of the tab if students can’t get a job and default on loans.
In my last comment, the first line was supposed to be:
As long as liberals have a stranglehold on media, academia, entertainment and bureaucracy, GOP victories will be exceptions rather than norm.
Great article: http://www.city-journal.org/html/real-war-science-14782.html
Federal government employee unions were permitted by ExOrder under JFK. They can be undone by the same, and should be.
Hmm, wonder who else we can catch?
The reason behind Trump’s Twitter
You’re not going to find too many people stupider than me on that subject, Jay.
I’m sorry, laura, that was too good.
I laughed. It was a good wakeup call to me that lefties aren’t the only ones who can be reflexively political.
or ignorant
That sounded like intellectual honesty, laura. That is simply not allowed in political/social discussions. I’m going to need you to take it back.
So, scott got me my Christmas present that I had asked for today- a vacuum sealer machine for food! Yay me!
Since then he has been vacuum-packing all his ammunition.
I was checking out the 4000k tv’s at Walmart today.
Amazing.
4k
stupid fingers
Evening, union busters.
One more: unbundle cable.
Assholes like ESPN take $7 from every cable subscriber whether they want it or not
My neighbor has a high def TV of some sort. It faces our house and when I let Rowan out to play frisbee I can see it fairly well about 100 yards away. Enough to tell if they’re watching football, baseball, news, drama or bukkake videos.
http://tinyurl.com/jy6unae
Dump cable. It’s all bullshit.
The dems should run Clinton every four years. Even after she’s dead. Sooner or later she’s bound to win.
ESPN’s worst month of all time was the same month they gave Obama his own show.
Not a coincidence.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cable-cutting-dream-is-kind-of-a-myth-1480536397
Just read that before clicking back here
Ladies, I know it is HHD.
So, here is a British SAS soldier
I don’t miss cable.
Jimbro that shit is behind a paywall. More pay to see bullshit. I don’t.
If you google the title you get it for free.
Lol thanks, Scott.
That works almost all the time.
I don’t know why.
Has Sean warmed to Trump yet?
What about Sean’s beard? I hear Sean’s beard is coming around.
So is Sean’s penis.
Hotspur knows Sean’s Penis.
bag of Sean’s Penis
Your mom knows Sean’s penis.
And mine.
Where’s Pepe? I need to know why the price of beef has gotten so nice and tolerable.
Evening.
My Boys are not at all adventurous. I was always a curious kid, kind of ornery, I wanted to figure it out, let me try that, don’t tell me LET ME TRY.
Both my boys want step by step instructions and will give up or ask for help if it gets difficult. Boy1 is autistic so that’s just the way it has to be, but I feel like I didn’t push Boy2 hard enough to be independent and curious, willing to push his boundaries.
I probably treated him the same way I did his brother with the one thing at a time and check with me and constant reassurances and over the shoulder help with stuff.
We just finished a project on the race car where we replace the broken pieces on the sunroof, we are having fun working together but he’s always waiting for my lead. I’m going to turn him loose on the next project on his own I think Better late than never.
Jewstin seems like he’s type A, too.
sunroof on a race car? Interesting.
I thought my crazy boss was difficult to tolerate. Turns out he’s just a training exercise to prepare for Big Daddy.
I meant racist car.
The only holiday recipe you’ll need
>>>>I was checking out the 4000k tv’s at Walmart today.
I doubt your Roku would be able to let you take advantage of a 4K UHD tv
Blu Ray is the only thing that does, isn’t it?
Filling in for midday host tomorrow, 10-1 eastern.
Last guest of the day is pitching this book:
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/21/dining/shake-stir-sip-cocktail-book-kara-newman.html?_r=0&referer=
Meanwhile, last show of the season (wink) will include a remote broadcast!
Fucking awesome……..
>>>>Blu Ray is the only thing that does, isn’t it?
Even BluRay is not enough. You need a 4K player and play 4K discs.
We had to upgrade Netflix to get 4K streaming. Prime does it as well. But our cable company still maxes out at 1080 hd.
4K is nearly 4 times the pixels. Hence the name
And yet I can’t call in this saturday. Simply because I was going to lightly mock a previous guest.
>>>>
And yet I can’t call in this saturday. Simply because I was going to lightly mock a previous guest.
Whiny bitch
4K is awesome. Wiser is right. Bluray may upgrade your old DVDs to 1080p compatible, but you’ll need 4K discs and feeds to fully appreciate. We are buying a couple of BluRay 1080 upgrade compatibles to keep our DVD library from being obsolete. I love the 4K curved screen TVs
I get 4K streaming on DSL from the legacy Centurytel twisted-pair copper.
It’s – amazing…
But, I am very close to the RCO, which is hooked to the switch in Orting by fiber.
Whiny bitch
Coward
blerg
*listens to Drift Compartmental podcasts….
Yeah…. I trust you….
😉
I adore Magneto in the Xmen reboot. Absolutely adore. Y’all need to Fassbender. Giddyup for Logan this Spring.
Yeah…. I trust you….
Hahahahahaha. Fair enough.
Got a ceramic crown on #6 today. They tore the shit out of my gums. It’s like I wandered into the dentist office for an extraction and a bridge a month ago, they did X-Rays, and developed a “Treatment Plan”™ (an income stream), that would let me die with “Great Teeth”.
I observed, during the procedure today, that I come in here once a week, spend a couple hours with young attractive, pleasant women, and leave a bunch of money on the counter on the way out.
I seem to remember that there used to be a name for such an establishment.
I got such a look…
someone actually came back and sought me out after winning on Keno to tip me.
In related “people suck” news I got a complaint yesterday. Manager basic listened, tsk tsked and didnt give them anything. Assholes.
Said they never wanted me to wait on them again. It took me a little bit to remember them completely, but I’m FINE with them getting another server.
They were WEIRD.
tipped me fifty bucks.
http://fredoneverything.org/diversity-a-civilizational-nightmare/
I found his post interesting. Yeah simple, but correct…
Remember, I’m easily amused, and Fred’s my age.
The human animal is hard-wired to be hostile to other groups, to strangers, to intruders. It is the dog-pack instinct. This limbic paranoia manifests itself all through life. If a Russian recon plane comes near the United States, the Air Force frantically scrambles fighters to go intercept it, though the likelihood that Russia would send an ancient prop-job to attack the US is zero. When a strange dog passes in front of our house, our three mutts dash to the front fence to bark in witless territorial fury. They lack the hands to be pilots, though.
When people have no cause for conflict, they invent it. For this we have football teams in which armored felons having no connection to us attack somebody else’s felons—and we become deeply involved emotionally. In the cities street gangs, often though not always of different races, fight for territory as idiotically as countries. Always it is us and them, and we can always find thems. Movies are largely about forces of good—us—against forces of bad—them.
Diversity? Spare me.
http://xbradtc.typepad.com/.a/6a01b8d19a8034970c01b8d2404993970c-pi
Whomsoever I’ve cured, I’ve sickened now
And whomsoever I’ve cradled, I’ve put you down
I’m a search light derp they say
But I can’t see it in the night
I’m only faking when I get it right
When I get it right
“witless territorial fury”
Yoink!
Into the phrase-vault.
Nice one, Crispy. Something very English about it.
I have no idea what all of this TV talk is about.
In 3 days there will be 16K and everyone will go blind from watching the old shit.
Great link, Chrispy. That old saw, “Diversity is our strength!” That can be torn apart in seconds. “…Yes! It’s so clear! We should import more weird, backward, dull-witted, useless, and inassimilable civilizational disasters, many of which have produced nothing more technologically challenging than the pointed stick. What could be a better idea?”
100% agree with Prager, the United States is the least racist country in the world.