Tuesday Night Poat

First, a video. This is important. It sets a tone, although the rest of the poat does not necessary have to conform in content.

 

Wasn’t that fun? A soft, pleasant canter down memory lane.

I hate to admit it, but I could look at funny cat pictures all frickin’ day and not consider it a waste.

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Love you darlings, but I am a tired little biznatch.

107 Comments

  1. Good music choice! Also, cat pics are always appropriate.

  2. I found so many awesome and funny cat pics. But linking…exhausts me. I just can’t even. It’s 3 PM and been a long day.

    Completely unrelated note: I think about the many hardships my grandparents survived, and wonder if I’m actually descended from them.

  3. I think Sean reminded me of Elvis with a recent derp.

  4. I’m ready to disown all my children.

  5. It’s really a good time of year. I’ll save money on all the Christmas shopping I don’t have to do.

  6. Lots of sites make it hard to link their stuff. I get why but I try to do it on my phone and it’s a definite, ” I can’t even.”

  7. OMG, Don’t disown them! Sell them.

  8. Smart economics, Carin!

    Right now I’m picturing Rosetta commenting, “TACO FEST!!”

  9. Well, I was proved wrong. Selling, yes selling will make a lot more financial sense. Make sure you have cotton, ether, wide zip ties, and really large luggage. How do I know this? Oh, no reason.

  10. If you’re going to put up a Craiglist post to sell them, could I have you include my daughter?

  11. First time I read Car in’s comment I mistook “disown” for “drown.”

    Which is also cool. Again, I have a daughter who’d like to participate in any of the wholesome activities you’re considering.

  12. http://tinyurl.com/hdd77nn

  13. Honestly, I just want to get to Christmas, be with family, have a nice meal (that I didn’t have to cook), have other sets of hands and eyes with dad for a while…I could get bupkis otherwise and be thrilled if I have all that.

    Getting nervous after Thanksgiving imploded and after last year’s clusterfuck with Christmas.

  14. Oh, CNN’s story on the OSU knife attack says the guy attacked ‘pedestrians.’

    Well, thank goodness. Pedestrians, they don’t shed blood. Not like college kids do. College students are gushers!.

    Thank goodness it was those bloodless pedestrians.

  15. …and they weren’t pedestrians until he pulled the fire alarm and made them run outside.

  16. Brother cavil, what the heck happened at Thanksgiving?

    CNN can’t figure out why they are tanking in the ratings.

  17. Disown. Sell. Whatever.

    I’m sick of them.

  18. Hahaaa Stupid kids.

  19. my daughter turned down (in the dating world) this really nice guy. I’m crushed. They are good friends, have been friends, he expressed interest, and she’s friendzoned him

    I’m so disappointed in her.

  20. And the media keeps fucking the IslamoChicken.

    Give the poor dear a rest!

  21. Crap, work got busy and I never emailed Secret Santas.

  22. Now she can go back to sitting home on saturday nights or being the third wheel since ALL her friends have boyfriends.

    @@

    She says “I just want to hang out with my friends” Well that’ a lot of fun. When they’re with their serious boyfriends.

  23. He’s probably too nice, Carin, and has good career prospects. Girls hate that.

  24. It’s ok. Obama said we can ‘absorb’ a terrorist attack. With our own bodies, even. So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice.

  25. He is nice. And hasn’t pressured or pushed her in any way. He’s been a gentleman, and actually came ALL THE WAY to the door to get her once instead of just honking the horn. He’s NICE.

    Girls hate that.

  26. youtu.be/2VleTbs1WN0

  27. You need to tell her that in turning him down she has granted you the right to slap her the next time she complains about how she can’t find a guy.

  28. I wouldn’t have been interested in anybody my mom wanted me to date. Attraction isn’t something she could have made me do.

    In my life, that’s all fucked up, her being even involved or having an opinion in any way whatsoever. But I understand times have changed and parents are more involved now.

  29. Pupster, have we had Demi Rose as a BBF model?

    https://is.gd/Lp9rvL

  30. Good men (and women) were easier to come by then. The world is awash in failsons and entitled princesses now.

    SS emails sent. Holler if I missed you or if you need additional info or gift ideas.

  31. What the hell is a failson?

  32. Comment by Car in on November 29, 2016 4:42 pm

    I’m so disappointed in her.

    ==========

    Just wait ’til you see who she does decide to date! :)

  33. Failson is failure to launch plus NEET status.

  34. NEET = Not in Education, Employment, or Training

    Because someone’s gonna ask, and I had to look it up myself…

  35. Ah, ok. So basically Sean’s Penis.

  36. No, Sean’s Penis is not a failson. He had fathered countless children and lives off his babymommas. Whole different thing.

    Failsons will not be represented in our future Idiocracy. But Sean’s Penis will be everywhere.

    So I guess that’s some kind of hope, anyway.

  37. Exactly, Sean’s Penis is at least successful in a Darwinnian sense.

  38. I really like the Winslow Homer posted at the HQ. Howdy Hotsnausages!!! We have a new item at the Club. Cranberry Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs. They are very tasty. Dan is using them in a stir fry for dinner.

  39. ou need to tell her that in turning him down she has granted you the right to slap her the next time she complains about how she can’t find a guy.

    Yep. That’s what I’m thinking.

  40. I wouldn’t have been interested in anybody my mom wanted me to date. Attraction isn’t something she could have made me do.

    In my life, that’s all fucked up, her being even involved or having an opinion in any way whatsoever. Bu

    They are friends. He is cute by many standards. she did like him, but I think she chickened out or something.

    But mostly what CO said. Nice guys aren’t always going to ask you out (and is a funny, nice, cute guy).

    I’m irritated.

  41. This whole thing is depressing.

  42. At least I have a SS to plot to divert my attention.

  43. xactly, Sean’s Penis is at least successful in a Darwinnian sense.

    I don’t think I’ve filled you in on the latest drama of that trainwreck. It’s really to boring and pathetic. In involves restraining orders and fights/er visits.

  44. Car in, spill the details. We need entertainment.

  45. Yeah, this is a ‘need to know’

  46. But mostly what CO said. Nice guys aren’t always going to ask you out (and is a funny, nice, cute guy).

    Nice guys should be willing to ask a girl out. The problem is that nice guys are boring, and for a lot of young women if she’s not the center of drama then it isn’t a real relationship.

  47. Cranberry Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs

    Call me when they’re made into fish sticks

  48. Paula’s making progress with her various crossfit exercises except the lower body ones because of her hip. She wanted to show off a wall push up and, in the process of kicking up to the wall, nailed Rowan in the face. He responded by biting her in the face (gently) when both arms were being used to support herself. I might have laughed too loudly.

  49. I don’t honestly know if I can even follow all teh seanspenis stories. Sean is with someone else. Baby momma #1 is with a guy that occasionally knocks her around. Sister of baby momma and HER husband got between them, there was a fight.

    Honestly sean was only involved because he was doing some sort of gossip about the event.

  50. the only thing I could get out of my daughter regarding nice guy was that HE got upset when she didn’t sit next to him at lunch. She says she’s gotta be with her friends.

    @@

    All her friends have boyfriends. And they’ll leave HER to be with them. It’s just stupid.

  51. What the hell is a failson?

    Dude, didn’t you read the article you posted the other day?

  52. How old is Erin?

  53. I dunno, sounds like something else is going on. Maybe he’s not such a nice guy.

  54. Dude, didn’t you read the article you posted the other day?

    Yeah, I had a brain fart. Once I looked it up I realized that I’d seen it before.

  55. 17

  56. It’s a fake word.

  57. He is adorable. Varsity soccer player (she players soccer) well liked. She does like him. They were best buds /until he told her he liked her.

    He’s funny. Fun. I think she’s chicken to actually date and just won’t admit it.

  58. she plays soccer. And loves the soccer players.

    It’s really perfect.

    Who knows. Maybe he’ll keep trying. Win her over.

  59. I’m afraid she may have broken his heart though. i hope not.

  60. She’s probably waiting for a Sean’s penis to come around.

  61. Maybe she’s gay.

  62. Did she pick out your car?

  63. No, but she asked if she could borrow it to go see Melissa Etheridge with all her friends.

  64. Car in, there may be things you don’t see because he’s on his best behavior. He may have a temper, he may treat other people like crap, he may have gotten too possessive with his last girlfriend.

  65. …she may simply not feel ready for a ‘serious’ relationship like what her friends are doing (screwing)…

  66. I hope I didn’t offend you Carin. But I remember that age, and what my friends were doing…wish I had stayed ‘chicken’ a bit longer.

  67. okay HA HA HA no I don’t.

    But my mom probably does

  68. It turned out okay. But not with THAT guy.

  69. *heads to bomb shelter*

  70. “Mom, can I borrow your car tonight?”

    “Mine’s low on gas. Take your dad’s.”

    “No. I really need to take yours.”

  71. Mrs. Pupster works with a nice 17 year old young lady, from a big family, religious, smart, funny, very petite and pretty. She works and goes to school, has her own car. I try and encourage both the Pupster Boys to talk to her when we go to the Coop, and you’d think I was a carnival barker or truckstop pimp the way they react to my encouragement.

  72. I sent my daughters to boarding school to get them away from the predatory scum that existed in their school.

    It were hard.

  73. I was a day student at a boarding school.

    In some ways, it was worse there.

  74. Regular high schools don’t have bedrooms.

  75. Regular high schools had bench seats in Plymouth Dusters

  76. Give the Dems another twenty years with the school system, and they will. History will be cut in favor of a class on negotiating and orgy.

  77. Plus, no parents!

  78. Watching Interstellar. Love this movie.

    Been out sick 2 days. Can’t WAIT for the backlog tomorrow!

  79. If anyone was on the fence about SS, I have at least one more late entry, so if I get any more before, say, noon tomorrow, I’ll do a round 2 of assignments.

  80. https://is.gd/KBTIff

  81. Carin tells us she does not like talking on the phone.
    The evidence is to the contrary.

    https://is.gd/t6PAQE

  82. Or if anyone just loooooooves gifting and wants to go again, let me know.

  83. Check with your mom.

  84. My guest this weekend:

    http://www.pattygriffinmedium.com/

  85. Ohhhh kay.

  86. Ohhhh kay.

    I hope she has a sense of humor……

  87. I thought I was the only certified angel links facilitator.

  88. At first I thought it was this Patty Griffin

    https://is.gd/X7Xl7l

  89. At first I thought it was this Patty Griffin

    Hmmm… Maybe I should use her music as my theme.

  90. I probably am.

    I should call in and challenge her certification.

  91. My dear departed loved ones connected to me on the spirit plane through an angel card reading and told me they thought Patty ought to mix in a salad.

  92. Angel Links:

    The Five Lightarian AngelLinks are designed to create extraordinary connections for you with a high vibrational team of angelic beings.

  93. Your mom has extraordinary connections with a high vibrational team.

  94. Nobody falls for that.

  95. I am so glad my mom is not internet savvy.

  96. I thought I was the only certified angel links facilitator.

    Certified?

    no.

  97. *stumbles in*

    Every year I agree to this, every year I forgot my lack of general skill, cardiovascular fitness, really my ability to put one foot in front of the other on time and in rhythm.

    *sore*

  98. Every year I agree to this, every year I forgot my lack of general skill, cardiovascular fitness, really my ability to put one foot in front of the other on time and in rhythm.

    And, every year, you forget to provide a link to the video…..

  99. I do not. Every year it goes up on youtube, it’s linked on Facebook and I’m pretty damn sure I link it here.

  100. FINE. WISER.

    2013: https://youtu.be/Dv7PD-Nw15g
    2014: https://youtu.be/s-ld3kQd7JQ
    2015: https://youtu.be/NzbpbE1jdFU

  101. I will laugh at you tomorrow. When I get done editing…. I mean….. watching those videos…..

  102. Ha ha ha!
    In 2013 Reid nuked the fillibuster for presidential nominees.
    He was confident Dems will hold the Senate in perpetuity but was not confident in always having 60 votes.

    Now that GOP is in charge, they are regretting that rule change.

    Chucky Choomer even went ahead and claimed that he was opposed to the rule change from the beginning.

    What you are saying Chucky, is that Reid basically ignored you, shoved a barbed stick up your ass and changed the rule anyway.

  103. Not quite Even Steven. Dan and I saw Steeler crockpots at WalMart. $30+ bucks Dan’s crockpot was fine. FF. Crockpot lid broke last night. Went to WalMart this AM. Steeler crock on clearance for $20.

  104. WalMart messed up. Had 2Gen IPad mini for$ 199. Supposed to be 16 gig. Was 32 gig. Corrected yesterday. I get Dan’s old 16 gig.

  105. My mom saying “Why don’t you date that guy?” would have been the kiss of death for that relationship. She really liked the guy who decided three years later that he was gay.

  106. Sure, his mom ‘slept around’, as did his dad, but why would the current premier of Canada give such a ‘glowing’ remembrance of the Cuban leader, Castro?

  107. David’s experiments remained promising.


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