Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Cyn’s birthday is actually tomorrow, but, hey, any excuse that might lure her back into the fold, and it makes for an easy theme.
Let’s see, we need a sharp-dressed man (sort of).
A pool boy.
Someone in charge of the margarita machine.
A cabana boy.
A masseur.
And a cowboy for good measure.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Waiting for Mr. RFH to wake up so I can find my glasses. I knocked them off my bedside table during the night and couldn’t find them this morning fumbling in the dark.
Nicely done, Roamy! And a very Happy Early Birthday, Cyn! We miss you! You can take you pick of the men, or have them all, whatever it takes.
Today we’re having a Native American Summer day with temps in the mid 70’s…and I’m working all day long.
ou see, it’s not that you’re really pro-life, you’re pro-straight, white, Christian fetuses.
I can tell by how often your heavy burden for the sanctity of life evaporates upon delivery. In so many cases this compassion really has a nine-month expiration date, as if life begins at conception but ends upon leaving the birth canal. The completion of that third trimester is actually the shelf life of your passionate regard for much of the living.
He can go take a flying phuck, beasn. What an ass. BEATR THAT STAWMAN. BEAT HIM GOOD.
wakey wakey
The usual leftist uberfallacy of thinking that the only charity is government charity. My parish alone has 4 different ministries that do charitable works for the poor, and mothers with children are always prioritized. If he thinks race is any factor there, he’s a damned fool.
If anything, I hear it from the other direction. Because so many blacks grow up in AME or “Prosperity Gospel” (i.e. heresy on toast) churches, they think Catholics are all white and don’t even think to call St Vincent de Paul or St Teresa’s Circle.
He simplifies everything- and comes across as a middle school/low thinker.
Leftists never truly reason, they can’t. They feel and then rationalize.
Demo got postponed until next week. Neat.
Pool boy looks younger than some of the Calais “children.”
Mostly peaceful immigrants killed it.
Leftists never truly reason, they can’t. They feel and then rationalize.
This. When confronted with facts, there is always base insults to fall back on, like racism, sexism, etc.
Reagan did more for the black community than most presidents. He’ll never get credit, because it wasn’t directly related to a government program. But the standard of living went through the roof. Lefties can’t let that fact survive.
He simplifies everything- and comes across as a middle school/low thinker.
What am I to think of the lady who shared it and the twelve likes/one share?
She’s a midwit who fancies herself clever and well-informed.
Mr. Beasn runs into me at 6am. Grumpily says I need to do drugs like normal people because my cough is annoying.
Meh.
w-ait wait WAIT
today isn’t Cyn’s birfday?
*takes clown mask off midget pony*
Leon, when I saw it come across my feed, my stomach went in knots because she’s usually a pretty reasoned person.
Some history, met her at an annual soft sculpture doll convention in GA. She’s from Alabama. She wondered once, why the collectibles market attracts so many weirdos. And boy are there some super flaky people in our – well, what I used to belong to – community. A handful of gay guys have somehow been elevated to star status with some of these women. One is okay and detests the others who call their ‘harems’ (30 yrs and up), ‘my bitches’. And then whines homophobia if anyone objects. My friend told him that him being gay had nothing to do with it…people don’t like him because he’s an a-hole.
Lol, beasn! Scott is so sick of waking up from hearing me walking around at 5 am, that he has driven screws into the bedroom floor to silence every single creak.
Through the carpet.
Not looking forward to the time when we tear out this old carpet. But at least I don’t have to hear him calling me ‘shitty ninja’ every day.
When you graduate his choices will be dealing with the shitty ninja on day shift or never seeing his wife who works nights and has constantly shifting sleep cycles and insomnia
“I mean it makes my life more difficult after telling every reporter I know she’s actually progressive but that is really the smallest of issues. It worries me more that she doesn’t seem to know what planet we are all living in at the moment.”
https://www.wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/18353
Frequent naps, confused all the time……
Emails between Clinton’s foreign policy adviser Jake Sullivan and Tanden from March 2016 discussed how it was “REALLY dicey territory” for Clinton to comment on strengthening “bribery laws to ensure that politicians don’t change legislation for political donations.”
Tanden agrees with Sullivan, “She may be so tainted she’s really vulnerable = if so, maybe a message of I’ve seen how this sausage is made, it needs to stop, I’m going to stop it will actually work.”
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/17343
….and its all because yo momma dont dance an yo daddy dont rock n roll…..
http://www.cbs46.com/story/33412687/sc-waitress-heartbroken-after-receiving-tip-saying-a-womans-place-is-in-the-home
Complete bullshit.
Shitty ninja. lolol
If Trump wins women will be forced back into the home where their place is according to the Bible
Unemployment would plummet, so there’s that.
Corporations who like low wages would hate it, they might actually have to raise salaries to compensate for inflation.
Cynically, you might even suspect them of pushing feminism initially to expand the labor pool, similar to the open borders crap.
Who would staff gentleman’s clubs?
THE HORROR!!!
Women of ill repute and 3D machinima chicks.
Who would staff gentleman’s clubs?
Your mom.
Fake
Yes, fake women would staff them also.
Your mom is a fake woman.
Mammogram done and this was my parting gift.
Doesn’t look squashed…
Saw the heavily edited Veritas video on local news this morning. Because Foval is from Iowa.
Did you know that O’Keefe was arrested? And is known for editing videos?
Turning CO2 into ethanol
Pretty neat, catalyst involving copper and carbon.
Cyn’s nickname from college: “Catalyst”
Holy shit on a candlestick…..lightening/thunder just set off the smoke detectors. Dang that was loud.
Mammogram done and this was my parting gift.
You got your boobs squished, and they couldn’t even give you a box of Rice A Roni or some Amelia Earhart luggage?
Bogus.
I’d have at least bought you lunch.
Ah, the life of selling and buying a house.
No stress at all.
Also, I sent Cyn an email pic of Sasha Grey for her bday.
I wonder why she boycotted us?
New Veritas video. BRB.
She’s decided to vote for Hitlery and can’t face us.
Selling a house isn’t stressful until it’s been on the market for 5 months and you’ve dropped the price twice and put another $10k into it.
That is the hit!
What has two thumbs and a sixteen pound belly?
* -> woop! this gal! <- *
I mean, IN THE FRIDGE. A PORK BELLY. I MEANT A 16 LB PORK BELLY, IN THE FRIDGE! FOR BACON. OH GODDAMMIT.
*stamps off to my room and slams the door*
*blasts Guns n' Roses on portable boombox and throws self on bed, sobbing*
^^^ What’s the matter with fattie?
Somebody give Mare xbrad’s award for October, please. He’s probably not gonna use it.
ANYWHOOSITS, I’m going to do our standard savory recipe but I want to put a little square aside and try out a jalapeno bacon recipe. Only because I have a paper bag full of homegrown jalapenos just sitting here with no purpose in life.
She’s bitter about all the extra junk in her trunk.
I’m headed outside to cut scorpion reapers and then brew them in a cauldron, witch-style.
Mmmmm, scorpion witch bacon.
http://nypost.com/2016/10/18/worlds-hottest-pepper-burns-hole-in-mans-throat/
Hmm, after reading that brief story I’d lay even odds on the pepper versus the physical effect of vomiting. A tear in the esophagus is one of those things you never want.
Your mom’s esophagus gets a lot of mileage, better tell her to watch out.
“Holy shit on a candlestick….”
*briefly wonders where beasn stores her candlesticks
This is the weirdest campaign in history. There is a live broadcast of Danny Williams asking for a DNA sample from Bill.
What the actual fuck.
I’m never, ever growing those again. After I spent 90 minutes prepping the produce and the sun went down, I decided to store the pot and cook in the morning, then foolishly brought the knife and cutting board inside to wash them rather than leaving them outside and hoping for rain.
Coughing fits for all adults, and I can’t touch my daughter until tomorrow.
Just how many peppers did you cut?
Did the Cubs stop letting Jason Heyward coach hitting? Let’s find out!
About 25.
Of the hot ones. Same number of green peppers, a pound or so of cherry tomatoes and tomatillos, a couple of onions and two heads of garlic.
*briefly wonders where beasn stores her candlesticks
Your mom.
Ha! Beasnsnsns
I thought scorpion tail peppers were the hottest in the world?? What the heck is Leon doing?
He’s trying to make mace taste good.
Pretty sure I’ve said this before, but one of the NASA guards came from Secret Service. He hated Hillary but absolutely loathed Gore. Said Hillary and Gore didn’t understand that you might want to be nice to the guy who supposed to take a bullet for you, just in case he decides you’re not worth the effort. Also said he would have gladly taken one for George or Laura Bush.
Your mom tastes good.
Like fish sticks.
But, MJ, that’s where you keep your fish stick
s.
Gross Jay. Just gross.
I expect more from you. That’s not who you are.
Cubs/Dodgers, or Cheeto/Pickles
It would be easier to just make pepper spray out of these than anything edible.
I think you’re crazy for trying to make adobo from them. Too thin skinned, too hot.
I ain’t watching that crap. Probably going to go read Confucius, which I’ve learned is more accurately written as Master Kong.
Pretty sure I’ve said this before, but one of the NASA guards came from Secret Service. He hated Hillary but absolutely loathed Gore. Said Hillary and Gore didn’t understand that you might want to be nice to the guy who supposed to take a bullet for you, just in case he decides you’re not worth the effort. Also said he would have gladly taken one for George or Laura Bush.
The kid who was my backup when I was playing in college and then started the next two years after I graduated got a degree in Criminal Justice and then went to work for the Secret Service. He’s met almost all of the presidents and serious candidates since 86. He wouldn’t badmouth any of them to me, but he did say that George Sr and George W and their wives were all very nice people.
I think you’re crazy for trying to make adobo from them. Too thin skinned, too hot.
I agree, actually, but I can’t think of anything else to do with it.
Leon, you could do like that DNC bus down in Florida and just poor that shit down a storm drain. If caught on film you could then take the high road by claiming that it would’ve gotten on cars and shit had you not disposed of it that way.
pour, not poor…….what a dumbass I am at times.
Cripes, Leon, just bury the pepper pot contents under your compost pile, and make like it never happened.
That’s where I bury my mistakes!
To clarify: I bury my mistakes under YOUR compost pile. When you dig down to discard your pepper pot, stay shallow, don’t work too hard.
No, I’ve come too far to give up now. It’s getting cooked and canned into 4oz pain grenades and given away to men who talk a big game about liking spicy foods.
If they’re really caustic please try to load them up on the northwest quadrant. Thxx.
If you buy 2 oz canning jars you can hurt more people
4oz were the smallest ones at the hardware store, and it’ll break easier on the brownshirts when I throw them.
They really hate Citizen’s United, don’t they?
Trump sounds sleepy. Clinton is peppy.
Toddlers and guns. someone should beat her with that.
Trump isn’t attacking. Hillary will win this debate.
Rope a dope. Give it a minute.
I’m hoping an audience member sneaked in a strobe light.
STROKE!!!!!!!!!
RUSSIANS!
He’s drawing out the bitch.
There’s the Candy Crowley moment! Wallace is backing up Hllary’s claim that Russia is cyber attacking.
Russia is cyberattacking the US at every hour of every day. So are China, Iran, India, both Koreas, and Israel. It’s espionage by other means, and it’s just the way things are.
Trump…
“Hillary, it’s almost 10 PM. Do you know where your husband is?”
BAM
Holy shit, he said that?
I’m starting to love Trump. First time in many elections I’ll be happy to vote for someone.
No Leon, that was only a suggestion.
DAMMIT!
https://is.gd/vx27wf
OMG HE’S EATING TRUMP’S FINGERS!
Hillary is more evil than I thought.
Jeez, he needs to hammer Clinton Foundation.
Hey Chris, how about attacking the Clinton Foundation, instead of the Trump Foundation/
Just got home from work. My brother is at the Cubs/Dodgers game. I can’t stand Shrillery’s voice. Watching baseball
What is this Middle Out Growth? Their answer to trickle down?
J’ames, exactly. WTF does it mean when the Middles can no longer afford health care, can only find part-time jobs, and the 47% is on a free ride.
Well, Hillary will win that one
So sick of Megyn Kelly.
Vagina Kelly has worn out her welcome. She’s a two trick pony.
I’m sick of all of them.
Pretty sure she’s still turning tricks regularly.
Ouch leon! And rawr!
Megan Kelly will only talk about women and why Trump is mean to them.
It’s a bit weird.
She donated $ to Pickles. I still think she should sue the Dr that performed her rhinoplasty.
Donna Brazile is on Fox and clearly drunk.
It’s hilarious.
blerg
Concur.
I don’t know why I care
I derp and I weave and I fight
I work just to treat you right
God, I don’t know why I love you
So what are we talking about today?