I am your humble guest poater stepping in for the talented and very busy Pup S. Ter who, if he isn’t working his hindquarters off, is usually chewing a shoe or digging a hole out back in the yard. Today happens to be my birthday and I figured it would be a great day to post on two of my favorite topics. So here we are.
Music video or underwear commercial? You decide
Today’s model, Leanne Crow, was born June 2, 1988 in Sunderland, England. She is now a glamour model after flunking out of cosmetology school and certainly at the head of the queue with her impressive, some would say astonishing, 32M rack. That’s “M“, as in MOTORBOATING!!! The combination to her safe is 44-30-38. She stands 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs an honest 160 pounds (which is 11.4286 stone in Brexit terms).
That’s an odd hairstyle
Points gained for the red, white and blue. Points deducted for tattooing her grocery list on her inner forearm.
That sound you can barely hear from your computer is the fabric of her bathing suit straining to contain Leanne’s bosom.
AFAIK this is not a photoshop. It reminds me of the acronym FLBP which stood for Future Lower Back Problems at the site The Chive (which requires you to turn your ad blocker off…no thank you).
Never too early to start planning for Halloween
Here it is the Fourth of July weekend where we celebrate America’s independence from the British Empire. The Brexit vote provides a reminder that our masters will never be satisfied until every one lines up behind them. No way, not happening, not here. Have a great weekend and, by all means, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
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#1 with a bullet!
223 or 308?
Wow, gravitational distortion around that one.
Happy birthday, Jimbro!
Worky worky.
She failed in cosmetology because she couldn’t get within 2 feet of the customer. Nice job, Jimbro.
Happy Birthday.
She seems…….grotesque.
wakey wakey.
Still can’t get pictures of my garden. THis is so frustrating.
Hip
Wrist
Forearm
Coffee
Camp
Birthday dinner
Not sure where we’re going for dinner. It may involve fried clams and cole slaw. My brother and his family arrive tomorrow for the weekend. Monday we host about 14 people at camp. I will try to relax amid the chaos.
*slow claps Jimbro’s post*
Horrifying udders. Truly. Distinctly unwholesome face, something is really wrong there.
Excellent, funny links.
I’m getting choked up here, because this reminds me of a Rosetta bbf.
Happy Birthday, Jimbro!
I got an order of batter-fried wholebellies at a famous clam place up in Maine a few weeks ago and they were bland and had very small clams in them.
I wanted to have some clams from the clamshacks at Old Orchard Beach but my control-freak friend insisted I wait and try the famous BlahBlah (I can’t remember the name of the place) clams instead. I was really disappointed.
It was one of those old fashioned off-beach road-cafeteria-style places that has been there forever. Hey I don’t care if the ambience sucks, if the clams are good. Bzzzt.
But the place was packed, and had a constant line out to the parking lot even way past lunchtime. Not sure why. Guess it’s just one of those local landmarks, everyone has to go even though it sucks and we have other options now? I dunnah.
Yes, Happy Birthday Jimbro!
Ok, I think I can take pictures with my phone now. As soon as it stops raining.
Happy birthday Jimbro.
I’m working most of the weekend. I have Sunday off but my mom is visiting.
I think I got most of my garden project done this week – two days off, plus no crossfit. Sigh. I still have to put the hay along my berries. Maybe today.
And some blackberries to move.
and and and
This is for Lauraw and Lauraw only:
“An occasional dusting with diaametacious earth (gardening grade), right on top of the mulch takes good care of the slugs. When it rains or you water, it washes it to ground level, and when the slugs crawl over it, it cuts them to ribbons and they bleed out and die. Do that and you can mulch as much as you want and not have to give slugs a second thought.”
I hate you guys so much.
IT RAINED. I was wise and only watered for about 15 min, with the plan to water again in the morning if it had not rained. But I woke this morn and lo, there were puddles.
Also we bought a horse. His name is Duke. He will come to live with us on July 10.
Really? I thought when diatomaceous earth got wet, it became nearly inactive?
Congratulations on your new money-hole, Leon. And the rain.
Slugs.
Why did it have to be slugs?
Imagine living somewhere in which **every** single** transaction you make likely contains some kind of grift payment to criminal organizations.
https://is.gd/ll4Lt0
Oh wait, I live in Connecticut. Never mind.
I thought you were renting equines.
Congratulations on your new 1200 lb cat.
I think he’s a svelte 1000, and they’re really more like gerbils.
Carin, there are slugs in my deeply mulched potato patch, but they don’t seem to be doing a lot of damage. There’s lots of predators in the mulch, too.
A coarse straw mulch is supposed to be ideal for populating with predators and killing off colorado potato beetles too. But my hay was free, so I’m not going to quibble.
Soooo, if they delay any findings in the Hillary investigation until after the election, if she is elected, can she give herself a pardon?
You got any homespun fire ant remedies?
He does seem very amiable and he’s old and well-trained, so he shouldn’t be a disciplinary problem with our current horse. He was also pretty cheap compared to a few of the others we looked at.
Pendejo, find some plantain in the yard. Chew a leaf for a few seconds and rub the paste on the bites, then leave it there for 30s or so.
Mornin’, boobs.
Onion on your belt ought to help. Oh, I see you are already using that one.
Carry on!
J’Ames, whatcha BBQing for the holiday?
Haven’t thought of anything to BBQ, but I’m brewing 2 batches of beer. A Lilikoi Kepolo clone (Avery brewing, belgian wit with passion fruit, yummy!) and and all grain Kolsch (my favorite extract brew I’ve done).
Maybe I should pick up a brisket and some ribs. Also, they started selling pork belly at Sam’s, for less than $6.99 a pound! Bacon, here we come!
I have to do some chicken titties for lunches, but that’s just on the weber kettle. They don’t take long enough to fire up the PBC.
Pendejo, find some plantain in the yard. Chew a leaf for a few seconds and rub the paste on the bites, then leave it there for 30s or so.
Poison Oak works, too.
Nice. We have a good bit of that butt from yesterday left, so I’m not sure what our plan is either.
Except for the day-drinking. That’s a given.
That butt looked great. Liking that mini-egg, I see. Thing looked full with that shoulder in there!
If you have stinging nettles, rub the leaves all over your body.
Fire ants hate stinging nettles.
Yeah, the mini-egg was at capacity.
Part of the whole premise of getting that thing was bringing it on vacation and doing exactly what we did yesterday. Had some guests over, and they were blown away by the BBQ. Mission accomplished.
The plantain trick works on beestings, no reason it ought not work on fire ant venom.
Revolting.
Excellent job. And happy birthday, weirdo.
Here’s a lovely picture of Ms Crow when she was a bit thinner, had less boobage, and was taken a few weeks before her lobotomy.
https://is.gd/iYAPnZ
Again, hbd.
I like my titteh’s regular big…..not freak of fucking nature big. Frankly, I seen better looking specimens in Tijuana at the “donkey” show. Come to think of it, this creature could be the donkey in the show…..
So I guess what I’m trying to say is, good job Jimbro and Happy Birthday.
I got some good clams at a shack outside of Kittery ME last time I was up there….. hell…..that was over 10 yrs ago….but it was one of those places kinda like Laura described.
Oh yeah, she’s utterly repulsive.
Oh, yeah, happy boobday, Jimbro. I mean, happy birthboob.
No, that’s not right.
Birthday. Happy birthday!
And fehleez cumplee-an-yohs.
I googled “The most American image”.
This is my favourite:
Closely followed by this:
Anyone has other favourites?
Happy Birthday, Jimbro.
You should buy a pasture and raise cows. You have a good eye for spotting good ones.
Top was the home page image for my now defunct Tw’tt’r account.
What was the answer to that bullet brain teaser, anyway?
.308. That squared term is a beyotch.
Shoulda known. Oh well, ya learn something new, it’s all good.
She’s a might healthy one, ain’t she Jethro!?
Once went up to Door County with my wife and some of her old nursing school buddies, almost all of whom were well endowed. Played a game where we gave clues and other players would have to guess the word. My word was “cleavage”, and so for the clue I said “this is what girls with big boobs have”.
Her gorgeous friend with the biggest rack said, “backaches”.
Happy barfday Jimbro. And a Happy 4th to the rest a ya.
From last night:
For Leon
https://www.yahoo.com/news/self-driving-car-driver-died-205642937.html
Christ.
That was on our internal chat first thing this morning, Alex. I have thoughts but I need to be careful about what I say. Given Tesla’s plan for rolling this out, I’m not surprised they had the first, but it’s still a tragedy.
I think HS just saw MJ’s link.
MY GARDEN POAT IS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MY GARDEN POAT
IS
UP.
I will say this, as the stats at the bottom of the story indicate, fleet-wise, they were due for a fatal accident even if they’d just had humans doing all the driving. Statistically.
Eagle flight from world’s tallest building
pretty cool, 2k foot power dive filmed!
I’m very proud of you for building something from pallets that isn’t just a test target for a flamethrower.
🙂
I made this out of an old pallet
*very proud
MY STIR PLATE PARTS ARE OUT FOR DELIVERY!
I will have a starter for beer, mmmm, beer.
Seventeen people coming for a party tomorrow. I have a fifteen pound brisket and two slabs of ribs. I think I should get two more.
Anyone wants to stop by, you are more than welcome.
That looks a lot like what I’ve made out of an old pallet. I do have some liberated wood that I need to turn into mound border tomorrow, but I’ve mostly got a stack of pallets that have been through so much weather I’m almost certain they’ll just splinter if I try to use them for anything. OTOH, I might be able to turn that to my advantage and split some long boards into additional garden stakes for trellising.
**Books a ticket to MI**
Dinner will be served between 4 PM and 10 PM.
My brother tore down a hundred year old barn. I would really like to use that wood as paneling in the basement. I think that would look mucho coolio.
by the way, reverse sear has been around for a long time. This is one of my other cooking heroes, in addition to Alton Brown, Christopher Kimball, and Meathead (J Kenji Lopez-Alt!)
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/12/the-food-lab-how-to-cook-roast-a-perfect-prime-rib.html
Jay, buy/rent/borrow a planer. Run a magnet through the wood to look for nails/screws.
I would love to come but I have a feeling I’ll either be put to work outside or inside all day long. We’re going out of town and the place has to be ready for our house-sitter to manage in our absence.
Jay, my reverse sear last week was highly successful. Doing another today evening. This time with a thicker cut.
Barn board used to be a very big deal around here, might still be.
College buddy of mine used to scrounge for barn board in Ohio and drive it back to NJ.
reverse sear is the answer to all grilling difficulties. Once you learn that, you can cook anything.
Salad for lunch. Spinach, dandelion, onion, cherry peppers, cherry tomatoes, shaved parmesan, walnuts, bacon, chicken breast, roasted garlic, olive oil, and red wine vinegar.
Happy Birthday, Jimbro.
One of the tragedies of living alone is that it really doesn’t make a lot of sense to grill a big old piece of meat.
But I might find something to toss on the grill.
You should move in with Jewstin, XBrad. You can’t be worse than his current roommates.
And I’m being rude. Happy Survived-Another-Year Jimbro!
Holy shit. Loretta Lynch is a fucking whale. I think I’ve only ever seen her from the shoulders up. Bitch has cankles that would make Hilbillery jealous.
Rosetta would have been extremely proud of you today, Jimbro
Today is the perfect news dump day.
Expect something after 4 PM.
happy birthday, jimbro. Hope you get something cool.
happy birthday jimbro
All bathrooms need to be open to gorillas and alligators?
Thanks for the birthday wishes
I was channeling Rosie with my selection and I’m glad you noticed!
Hanging on my back porch overlooking the lake enjoying a cigar. We’ll soon be leaving for a trip to drop the older boy off for b’ball with his friends and dinner with Paula and boy #2.
I got a couple of shirts for work, Under Armour plaid button with collars. My wardrobe consists of presents I get for birthday and Christmas.
haha, jimbro shops the same as me.
Totally agree on the news dump on Hillary before the 3 day weekend
I know the pieces fit.
Worky worky
Sirens and flashing lights.
The people in my office wanted sirens and flashing lights on an email for general release.
I despair for humanity.
One of the tragedies of living alone is that it really doesn’t make a lot of sense to grill a big old piece of meat.
Isn’t that why god invented the refrigerator and sliced white bread?
The people in my office wanted sirens and flashing lights on an email for general release
That will get you killed in some companies. No prosecution for them, either.
I mean seriously, these are grown ass people coming up with this, WTF
Does anyone else think “big fucking gun” when they advertise the movie “BFG”?
,i>Does anyone else think “big fucking gun” when they advertise the movie “BFG”?
I keep mentally adding 9000 after
I mean the flashing lights alone, why do they hate epileptics…
News dump time!
Heh, yep roamy!
I hear they are re-releasing that game, updated. Can’t wait!
“Wait, that’s a *kids* movie?”
They did use the term BFG9000 in the movie, I was surprised.
Brother Cavil, glad no one at my work has tried that since the cutesy Flash greeting big announcement that was blocked as spam.
It was a crappy one. Only a few hundred innocent people killed by drones.
The left doesn’t care as long as its their guy is doing the droning.
Hillary is meeting with the FBI tomorrow.
My brother tore down a hundred year old barn. I would really like to use that wood as paneling in the basement
What species of wood is it?
I have no idea, just plain old Iowa siding. It was almost grey, it was so weathered.
If it’s really only about a hundred years old, it’s probably not, but just in case it’s older, check for American Chestnut.
I’m going to have a nice little chat with folks here about Things Not To Put In An Electronic Message after vacation. I mean yeah, it’ll get folks’ attention, long enough to get blocked by their email and security software…
FFS people…
I don’t think it’s much older. I don’t even know if I could check. Chestnut isn’t very common around here, lots of oak and cottonwood.
Ah, never mind. I just checked the American Chestnut range and you’re too far West.
Take a piece of it to your local farm extension office. They could probably tell you.
American Chestnut is kind of almost extinct. It used to be one of the most numerous trees, grew quickly to an immense size (ten feet diameter x 100 feet tall), producing delicious nuts and an incredibly rot-resistant wood. People built everything from them. Until the early 1900s…blight from a foreign land wiped them out. This was one of America’s finest natural resources and it was wiped out by a motherfuckin’ shroom. Barns made from this wood are still standing and people will pay beaucoup for the wood.
Some folks have dedicated the better part of their lives to trying to back-cross the survivors and bring the species back to viability, but nothing yet.
Holy shit, I am behind the times. Just looked it up…they did it. They backcrossed until they got an American Chestnut that is resistant to the blight. In 2009. OMG I want one!!!
When did wood paneling become Not Cool?
Wait, no. Conflicting information. Dammity damn
When did wood paneling become Not Cool?
Five minutes after Dad paneled the basement rec room.
My bedroom as a kid had wood paneling. I loved it. Felt warm.
TSA’s finest.
Don’t you feel safer?
I have wood paneling in my living room and foyer.
I have wood.
Under a spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands;
The smith, a mighty man is he,
With large and sinewy hands;
And the muscles of his brawny arms
Are strong as iron bands.
We had to memorize that poem when I was in fifth grade.
I have wood.
Whose mom?
Could you imagine telling one of these modern special snowflakes they have to memorize a fucking poem, or the Gettysburg Address?
Carin, your garden is immense and healthy and gorgeous and contains myriads. I’m astounded.
But they can probably recite all of the filthy lyrics to every rap song ever recorded.
Are myriads a fruit or vegetable?
They were already throwing away memorization as an unproductive and useless skill when I was coming up through school, Hotspur.
I seem to think they were wrong, but I can’t remember why.
This is pretty cool. 850 HP vs 10,000 HP
https://is.gd/VQTf69
We had to memorize the Gettysburg address. #old
I memorized your mom’s address.
RAINNNN! Finally. And lots of it, in a torrent that will mostly run downhill to swell the swamp beyond.
I am kicking myself for not digging a swale last year. I could be capturing all this water to seep underground and take care of my garden for days and days. But noooooo, apparently had better things to dooooo
Happy Birthday Jimbro. Rosetta mammaries drew a tear.
Thank God for Schoolhouse Rock, that’s the only reason I remember all of the Preamble.
I did memorize Robert Frost, “The Road Not Taken” but those brain cells have not survived.
We had to memorize and recite at least one poem each year. I can’t spell soliloquey, but JC in 9th, Hamlet in 10th, Macbeth in 11th. English wasn’t a Sr requirement. Govt class we had to recite the Gettysburg Address and the Preamble.
According to Rush, only a minority of the top universities require history majors to take more than 1 American history class.
I rediscovered an appreciation for memorization after joining the church. Nicene Creed, Apostle’s Creed, and a bunch of prayers. I should probably start practicing with the Declaration too.
That wouldn’t surprise me, scott. But I don’t think it’s actually anything sinister. If their departments are set up the way things were at Cal, the students have a bunch of different prereqs covering various topics they have to take before getting into upper-level courses, at which point they could pick American History (or even a specific period of it) as their major concentration.
It always surprises me how many people in AA don’t have the Twelve Steps memorized.
These kids are getting history degrees without any knowledge of American history.
I think it’s sinister.
I dropped out. My History degree had a concentration in Military History and Film. The History Dean was willing to let me start working towards a Masters in History while I completed my undergrad. He loved me. I had 3 semesters of Chinese History with him, and 3 semesters of Japanese History within the Asian History dept. I never took Am His 1 or 2. Those were considered loser classes at UNM.
Great. Dan is pissed off that a Demo chick touched his face. He wants me to kick her ass. He’s creeped. I told him to Open Door her. He wants me to go full Latina on her
OUTSTANDING
Comment by Hotspur on July 1, 2016 6:06 pm
I have wood.
That’s bold talk for a man your age.
I memorized the lyrics to “Smoke On The Water” when I was about 12. It didn’t have anything to do with school.
I can even sing the guitar intro to Smoke On The Water. Dunh dunh dunh
*makes the ‘cut her off’ signal at Dan*
Who wants two (2) downstairs cats? The orange one will sleep on your chest and claw your face while you sleep, the calico will shed until the carpet turns grey and whine a lot. They’re free to good home.
The talent pool here is certainly derp…… I mean deep. Yeaaaaaah that’s the ticket……”deep”
Lauraw with the 😂😂😂
Il take em Jewstin. Stir fry those babies and box em up…… you deliver right?
I fall asleep before dinner and I start getting Drunky McDrunkerson texts. Dan falls asleep on the couch and he’s Mr I had to work at 5AM!
Shipping and handling is $19.99.
best tits in a number of moons jimes –
hoping your bd is 7 indians and crawling with memories.
and for this occasion someone wrote a song for you –
http://tinyurl.com/hrs6ztm
And if the box is squishy and gross, I don’t want to hear about it mister. Dance with the girl what brung ya.
Dan hasn’t been happy with corn tortillas. He’s been making green chile lasagna instead of enchiladas. Really yummy. 2 separate recipes.
Well,
This has been a *fun* two days. I ranted at Mare on Wednesday night, then went to bed, so I saw nothing after.
Woke Thursday to full body sweat, chills, raw throat and “The Technicolor Yawn”™…
When it gets to the point that you drink coffee or water to avoid “Dry Heaves”, the thrill is gone. I hate puking coffee in the shower(TMI?).
And, all this without even a gas station chicken wiener!
I really wanted to take Anita and meet Mare, but she never would have forgiven me for the humiliation of having to use the barf-bag on the flight home. I’m an asshole, but not that big of an asshole.
I think Anita brought home cooties from her “Community Garden/Food Bank” meeting with the SJWs that don’t call it;
“Feeding those in need”, but instead, “FOOD JUSTICE!!!”
They get offended when Anita eye-rolls that shit.
Those people are toxic.
Whatever it was only had to incubate overnight.
Pretty impressive.
Still raw throat and feel like I’ve been kicked in the gut repeatedly, but I can keep food down.
FML…
Just get most of the hair off it, il take care of the rest. (I’m pretty sure I’ve said that before in a different life)
ChrisP had Jew’s swine flu AKA food poisoning?
That doesn’t sound fun at all ChrisP. Hope ya get to feeling better.
You have my sympathy, Chrispy. But try the chicken wieners next time. They taste pretty good the first time.
Just ran across a “meme”
“Don’t agree with secession?
What are you celebrating every Fourth of July?”
Hmmmmm….
Dan decided to listen to Lauraw. Cutting me off. G’night Hotsnausages
Nite Oso
Chrispy, had a heck of a day yesterday too. Mom had a spiking fever to 103. With chest cough. Spent 6 hours at Tacoma General with Mom and sis. Mom is back “home” with antibiotics and oxygen. She kind of lives in a Petri dish due to age close contact and her fellow residents are friendly and loving and give lots of hugs and touch hands.
I got home late. I can say it and I know it means shit unless I do it but I would love to meet you and Anita. I admire you both.
Oh, forgot to congratulate Jimebor on not dying for another year. Good job with that.
This post reminds me of Rosetta, which is a good thing.
She seems awfully nice.
Happy Birthday, Jimbro! You kickass posting and general fun time good time long time stuff.
Mare,
Is she gonna need you to stay and watch her for a bit? Sounds like she’s doing poorly. I can’t imaging her environment, as I avoid close contact with people because of the germs, and the fact that I dislike people.
I’m really hoping and praying for her.
imaging = imagine
Jimbro,
Happy B’day! You made it for another trip around the sun…
Talkin’ to myself.
NYTOL…
Thank you,Chrispy. She is in a top of the line (incredibly expensive and responsive) memory care place. I can’t afford such a beautiful, excellent place. She’s 4’8….90 pounds. She is also 91 years old. She’s had a wonderful life and our goal is that she is laughing and happy in a place she loves until the end. She’s an excellent, smiley, happy person and everyone from workers to residents LOVE her. Couldn’t ask for more.
I’m leaving at 7:00 am on Sunday morning knowing my Sister and Brother will take good care of her…no matter what happens.
Thank you, friend, for your payers. But just praying she’s happy till the end is certainly appreciated.
Damn it, I took too long to respond! Chrispy, you’re not talking to yourself!!
Mare is my twin. We have MiL in mucho 💰💰💰 care that she saved for her whole life.
So, mare managed not to meat some Hostages?
The world has gone crazy.
SiL is too emotional to do shit. I want to sell everything and add to MiLs extensive accounts. Dan doesn’t need more aggravation. We have 3 offers for MiLs home. SiL is “Not ready”
Blerg
Sean, don’t take this the wrong way, but when I meet you your junk will be punched.
Please re-read and know Chrispy couldn’t make it also.
I had another grilling success.
I got some nice sirloins and grilled them to perfection using the reverse sear method.
I had a friend over, and he couldn’t believe how delicious it was.
I have moved one step closer to being an American.
Happy fourth of July everyone.
Alright. I’m going to bed. I’ve got another full day of work. sigh.
Jewstin is too funny to stay away from us for spells.
I forbid it.
I saw that he couldn’t make it, mare.
Awfully convenient.
*puffs on meerschaum pipe*
Look, mare, I’m not accusing you of anything.
Yet.
*examines possible clue with magnifying glass*
But don’t leave town.
Lol, mare loves Sean.
Tushar your comments are pure Ameican, excellence,Gold!
AMERICAN!!!!!
Tush probably knows his American history better than the college students we were talking about earlier…
https://youtu.be/uCrf5DxTVO0
You mean these college students?
Now are you ready to grab the candle?
That tunnel vision, not television
Behind the curtain, out of the cupboard
You take the first derp into the big world
Now will I find you, now will you be there?
Worky-worky.
*looks around at all the sleeping bodies on the H2 crib floor*
*flips a couple of them over, for safety*
*flips a couple more of them over, for lunch money*
OK. I gotta get to work now. You all have a nice Saturday.
*walks off, counting bills*
Huh, I thought I had $20 in my bra, and now it’s gone.
Where are my tips from last night?
ww
How much does Lauraw spend on Lunch? She got Brazilian pool boys delivering it or something?
I saw on the news there was a big explosion in MI.
Has anyone heard from Leon?
Drunk driver hit a gas line.
Gas line had it coming.
I’m having coffee and waiting for the ground to dry a bit, then heading out to do trellising with baling twine saved from hay. I may have to take some tree limbs down to serve as stakes. Only bought 6 and I probably need a few more.
I’m finishing my coffee then working out. THen working a fake double.
Hopefully I’ll make $20
We went out to dinner with Possum last night. She wasn’t any trouble, but I tipped 30%.
You would have made $15 from me.
MORNING!
https://is.gd/zJWNHx
I need to start some compost tea. I have some toms that look half dead.
Im at work. Once finished here its off the Daughters new home to continue painting. Been working nights there all week, got the living room, hallway and kitchen done. Now I get to start on the baby’s room (Im gonna be a …..I dont even know what they are going to call me…..think I’ll go with Grumpa)
Congrats TT.
Tips were actually pretty good all night.
That puppah has done that move a few times, I’d say.
Don’t let this happen to you Carin
http://bangordailynews.com/2016/07/01/news/bangor/car-submerges-in-penobscot-river-while-kayakers-out-for-a-paddle/
Congrats Grampa Troy
Time to help Paula clean camp in anticipation of company’s arrival
laundry
declutter
make pasta salad for lunch, banh mi for dinner after Mass.
Tomorrow is the day for firing up the knockoff green egg for the first time.
Congratulations, Grumpa Troy.
Good luck Troy, I’m not sure what you do for a living but it has to suck if it requires Saturdays. Then painting? Uhg. I wouldn’t start a painting project without one of these:
https://is.gd/6ZgUKW
Got home around 2AM, slept in until 0700 when Nessie the Wonderdog decided it was frisbee time. Of course now it’s nap time.
https://is.gd/zSYwT4
Im HR / ADMIN for a small construction company. Most of our jobs have our crews on the road during the week. I have to be here on Sat to accept time cards, expense reports, issue certain supplies, to the Stupidvisors
I need that roller.
At the end of the painting day you have to decide if it is worth $25 to try and clean it or buy another one. If you don’t get all the paint out it will clog up the tubes that distribute paint to the handle and roller.
I usually buy one for each color and then toss them out. I hate cleaning up.
https://is.gd/ZiLwJH
Congrats, Troy.
Still not fully dry out, but I can’t put it off any longer. Time to trellis and weed.
https://is.gd/JxEzB6
https://is.gd/KAmKng
Trellising done, now time to weed in earnest rather than just picking out a few things here and there while I’m nearby.
I’m here. I just don’t have anything to say.
Say it anyway.
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I just went to Drudge, the ad at the top is for a 9″ Wagner smart roller.
This place is bugged.
This place is bugged.
I’m German and Irish. Nailed it.
It’s the amazon thing, scott.
I looked at the Brooks Brothers sale on their site for dress shirts and now every other ad I see is from them.
I ran superantispyware and it found 679 tracking cookies.
That might help.
Making a yeast starter, for the Kolsch on Monday.
Lilikoi Kepolo tomorrow.
Wash beer bottles
Bottle the pumpkin ale today.
Hmm, ribs, brisket, or pork butt?
I think I saw where Brad Thor dropped his newest novel today. My Fourth of July weekend may have just gotten way less busy.
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Time to clean the house so our housesitter doesn’t see our slovenly habitual state.
bacon wrapped hot dogs today, ribs tomorrow or monday.
Just finished dinner, hamburgers from the grill.
It’s good to be home. Looks like I’ll be off the road for 2 weeks or so, I haven’t been in the office since May.
Getting ready to sign a new lease for our rental home, through March of next year. Landlady won’t come down on the rent but I was able to negotiate some repairs and some quid pro quo dog sitting. Real Estate in canada is unbelievably expensive. I’d like to find another rental place but Nessie the Wonder Dog is a deal breaker.
Work is going well, I like the company, just got a raise and a new jerb title/description to more accurately reflect what I do for them. I like my boss and the owner of the company.
All in all I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.
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All in all I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.
Lou Gehrig said something like that once, and look what happened to him–BOOM! Hall of Fame, first ballot!
Wait, what?
This post smells like day old thong underwear and an order of leftover fried clams left too long in the sun
* discards clam thong *
I saw Clam Thong open for Fiona Apple back in ’97.
If nobody else is putting up a Saturday Night thread, I’ll throw one together right now.
Clam Thong sounds like a Bond villain.
Or a Bond Villain’s southeast Asian henchman.
New Clam Poat.