Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This is going to be abbreviated because I’m still dealing with TITS2Flu, but, hey, new poat is new poat.
Can’t forget my Easter egg.
Three’s the charm today.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Snow day. Wakey wakey.
I found another couch – the one close to Leon apparently had a lot of people looking at it. Whatever.
This one does NOT have a little cargo hold for weed/energy drinks.
5 days until doggie!!!
I got his puppy chow (what they are currently feeding him) and a few little toys. I didn’t get a collar because I’m not sure what will fit him?
OMG! CAR IN READ MY COMMENT! WOO HOO!
I tried to buy a new collar for Elliot with the school emblem, but i failed miserably. You’ll need a couple tries to get sizes right.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/fuo/5471220564.html
Couch ^. IT also has a matching leather chair. This is for the basement.
I’m going for comfy but something that looks nice. I’ll go with a dark area rug. THEN NO MORE TV-SLUGS UPSTAIRS!!!
Ok, gardening question – anyone can pipe in.
I’m starting Elephant Ears in doors. How the heck do I tell which way to plant it? I’ve got no clue. One size has something that looks like it’s sproutin gout, but I can’t tell if it’s going to be a root /rhizome/ or shoot? .
BLUNT end down. got it. I think . but honestly both ends look kind of the same.
Someone needs to stop me because I’ve got a LOT of stuff ready to go. basically.
I’m starting my herbs today. I’ll wait another few weeks for the toms. Elephant ears going into pots.
I had some sprouty garlic cloves and decided to plant them indoors because I forgot to plant the garden bed last fall. They are about a foot high now.
I’m not planting anything outside until the contractors are done. Inside, I need to think about.
I also bought onion sets. I was so let down with last year’s onions that I have 3 different varieties and methods that I’m trying this year.
I was looking at some cool vertical planting ideas … I think it would be perfect for herbs. I just need someone to build it for me.
What happened to your onions?
I thought Elephant Ears were pastries.
I’m thinking of making an herb planter out of a pallet. It could sit indoors in the winter, too.
Everyone is “thinking” of making something out of a pallet, J’ames.
Until you do … it’s just talk.
The ground was too tight and they barely grew, Carin. That or they were just bunched too tightly, and birds ate the seeds I tried to direct sow.
I have three things that I made out pallets. A pile of 4’x6′ pallets, a pile of 4’x4′ pallets, and a pile of de-metalled wood from pallets I broke down for projects.
But I have a 7 month old daughter who was born right as I was prepping the wood.
Awesome Leon. We need a picture. You should put those up on Pinterest.
I’ll take one after the snow melts. I also swear I’m going to build things out of them this year. I want to do a bed in the front yard for sunflowers and nasturtium, separate from the giant mound I’m planting the jarrahdales in.
I did your mom bent over a stack of pallets. Not putting it on Pinterest.
I made this out of an old pallet
I saw Stack of Pallets open for Nine Inch Nails in ’97.
I love that J’ames.
I saw Stack of Pallets open for Nine Inch Nails in ’97.
Screaming Trees was supposed to join that tour, but they had some sort of falling out.
Have you thought of a name for your dog yet?
Boner is a good name for a dog.
http://tinyurl.com/jx27845
Look what I made with an old pallet!
http://tinyurl.com/jlnvj6m
You stole that off of that Connecticut Brisket Research website.
Look what I made out of a stack of pallets:
http://is.gd/NSSLVN
Look what Xbrad made with an old pallet!
http://tinyurl.com/hflqr7s
LOL.
I’m never going to get a couch. Now Pat doesn’t want to take the truck anywhere until the snow clears.
sigh.
ANyone have some wood pallets I can have?
I do, but you’d have to come get them. With a truck.
Hotspur, Michigan football players looked really sad at the Tigers/Pirates Spring Training game. Harbaugh looked silly in the Tiger uni.
And by sad, I mean having a great time. You’re right. By next year, every team in the Big 10 spends Spring Break together in FL or AZ.
This looks really comfy:
That set up just screams “ass splinter”
That set up just screams “ass splinter”
You just don’t have a refined pallet.
I saw Ass Splinter open up for Refined Pallet at Cobo in ’03.
Yea!
I’ve just joined Car ins “down a car” club.
I think my Lesbaru threw a cam-belt and is down to two cylinders.
FML…
“Someone painted my mom’s kitchen red!”
An actual text I just recieved from Mrs Chumpo re a little condo we have on the market.
I laugh and laugh.
The cupcake dog one is my favorite.
http://twitchy.com/2016/03/02/here-are-some-of-the-funnier-chris-christie-memes-and-photoshops-weve-seen-photos/
That set up just screams “ass splinter”
I’ll pick up a few of these for coffee tables.
Youre so hip.
When Leon comes over for tea you two can play catch with those.
Get some milk crates while you’re at it.
The cupcake dog one is my favorite.
http://twitchy.com/2016/03/02/here-are-some-of-the-funnier-chris-christie-memes-and-photoshops-weve-seen-photos/
someone should photoshop the black dude that won the dem primary for senate in South Carolina that Rosetta used to use for a sightgag all the time. Can’t remember his name.
http://tinyurl.com/zy38fxx
Lets just go the whole nine yards
How does a cell phone work inside one of those?
Those Chris Christy Twitter deals are hilarious. And oh so richly deserved.
Krispy Kreme, indeed.
Alvin Green.
http://tinyurl.com/h5tyjlh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_Greene
Headline at AoS
31% of U.S. Govt Assets Are Student Loans.
Hahahahahaha! SMOD – 2016
XBrad, did ypu hear the new Midrats w CDR Sal? Its great.
31% of U.S. Govt Assets Are Student Loans.
Only Bernienomics can save us.
Good lord.
I have not, Mr. Chumpo. Basically all I’ve been doing since Sunday is pooping and coughing.
Next sunday is going to be even better.
So, a vaporizer w vicks drops in it worked lkke a bomb for me last night. I went from a coghing wheezing mess to just a mess in 20 hrs.
My LDT is still WHACKED but at least I feel like myself again.
Get better.
Vaporizer with Vick’s drops healed my ass splinters up rapidamente
Bruce Jenner’s face looks grotesque.
Autogynephilia is a hell of a disease.
What’s autojennerphylia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autogynephilia
The ‘trans community’ hates it, which tells me it’s more accurate than not.
Essentially, Jenner is a narcissistic straight man who wants to have sex with himself, but as a woman. He’s not a man who wants to ‘be’ a woman and have sex with straight men.
Went to work today, still feeling tired and weak but only an occasional cough and no headache.
Boy2 has the H2N1 bad, Boy1 has the cough. Mrs. Pupster has the strength of 10 men and didn’t skip a beat.
Thats good Pup.
All Hail!!!
It’s the curse of The Wheaties Box.
A reletives ex was on The Box. He only loves himself too
I blame phytoestrogens, plastics, and 3rd wave feminism.
Oh, and internet porn.
I keep waiting to turn the corner on this crud.
I blame
http://tinyurl.com/hvwt88g
Once the fever left. The headach hung on for another half a day.
I havnt had a beer since Sat night in Tempe. It’s like Im in seventh grade again.
MeTV and Netflix are godsends. I can’t deal with the news or the Guy Fieri channel right now.
Still have the fever, the body aches, the snot, and the mothaeffin’ COUGH.
Evening.
Cletus couldn’t come to work today. His message was a little unclear. Apparently he had to take either his goat or his girlfriend to town.
For Oso!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/Oso-squee
WTF is Creasy Bear?
Comment by geoff on March 2, 2016 1:44 pm
That set up just screams “ass splinter”
You just don’t have a refined pallet.
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Good one Geoff! I missed it when I had to move from the office to do a case quickly.
Great Shirt.
Headache still. Fever gone. HotBride still wiped out.
What just happened here?
@ ChrisP see movie Man On Fire with Denzel Washington.
Minus 5 man points. Do two shots of tequila, and give half of next weeks check to a stripper named “Candy” and you will be forgiven for your sin.
I agree with whomever floated this idea: Your bartender was sick.
If she was a drunk, soon-to-be-unemployed, lesbian then we’d have our proof.
Creasy Bear!!!!
Cough, low grade fever, back at work. No aches or shakes anymore.
I started drinking a lot of green and echinacea tea on day 2, and even though it turned me into a poop fountain it seemed to really help purge the bad stuff out of my system.
If she was a drunk, soon-to-be-unemployed, lesbian then we’d have our proof.
I gotta know what this refers to.
STL Meatup 2012
I saw Poop Fountain open for the Raging Hemorrhoids at The Palace in ’09.
STL meatup
http://flashbak.com/the-modernist-1969-palm-springs-dream-home-where-time-stood-still-56154/
Our bartender was Thomas, a former saucier. Nice guy. As of Sunday evening, he was still healthy. He said he had Monday and Tuesday off and was looking forward to recovering from the weekend with us.
Pupster, get Sean or Andy to tell you about the gloriously gay hotel in Palm Springs.
STLUMU
“Saucier” is not a title most men want.
I sauced your mom.
I recall MJ being pretty sick at STL. But that had more to do with brown bottle flu.
He dropped the name of the chef he worked for in NYC, like it was somebody I should know. I wasn’t going to let on what an ignorant hick I am when it comes to Michelin-starred chefs.
This shit is potent; I’m still feeling really tough. I finally broke out my oscillo pills and nebulizer machine.
You guys all getting this cleared out?
I think I’m about 80% recovered. But jeebus was Sunday rough. I think I scared the shit out of Sean on the drive home.
Did anybody contaminate anybody else’s crime scene today?
I think I scared the shit out of Sean on the drive home.
I only thought you were going to die like once or twice.
“Nebulizer”
I only thought you were going to die like once or twice.
Soooo, standard drive home after a meat-up then.
Hmm, Misty at Taco Bell drew a little heart on my receipt. I think she Looooooves me. Hopefully Misty is the girl and not the 7ft tall 600 pd Samoan behemoth working over at the burrito station.
YES,
I declare myself THREADKILLER, master of all he survey’s.
That’s Ok Fake Chad. The poats around here have a glass jaw.
WoHoo!
Maybe my 22 year-old Lesbaru will be fixed by Friday, with a new distributor and cam-belts for “only” $1,400!
Why the fuck is the inside of my distributor melted?
The tech took it off the tow-truck, started it and went for a test-drive. He was like:
“WTF, O? It’s running fine…”
He got two blocks before it went TU, then barely got it back to the shop…
Is there tipping at Taco Bell?
Cynny, I thought for sure you were going to go to the hospital.
Keep on Rockin’ buddy.
I rounded The Cape of Good Hope this day. I’ll never wear a life preserver (or skip the flu shot) again.
Crossfiring? I had a jeep do that once.
I *had* the flu shot. That’s what is so annoying.
Flu shots are nothing but water.
*lowers chin*
it’s a scam
Scott = Ienny McCarthy?
Where the fuck is autocrack when I need it?
I got a Flu-shot this year.
First one in 25 years.
Anita got *VERY* sick 2 days after going to a senate hearing in Olympia and has been sick for going-on 4 weeks, though now it’s mostly a cough.
No intestinal stuff, just upper & lower respiratory.
I did not get it…
Chris, what issue was Anita concerned about?
No flu shot. I never get one.
We’re down another car. Blew the clutch.
Geebus, Car in, you can’t catch a break, can you?
Nope. It’s my life. I’m used to it.
Get some milk crates while you’re at it.
This room is GOING TO BE SO AWESOME.
Made good money tonight. Guy came in 15 minutes before we closed
AND ORDERED SNOW CRAB. UGHGGGGHHH
It takes people FOR FREAKIN EVER to eat that. It was horrible.
I hate you all so very much. I’m going to bed.
I saw a real flu outbreak in Turkey back in the 80s. If you ever do you will definitely get a flu shot for the rest of your life.
I never get a flu shot. This year was supposed to be a good one after last years huge miss.
Wait, don’t go, Car in. I want a house salad.
Flu was L8 this year.
Dan: It isn’t the flu, it’s the Zika Virus. You guys are going to become a bunch of pinheads. Me: That isn’t how it works!!!
The Verge
@verge
An investigation: Did Chris Christie’s soul escape his body? theverge.com/2016/3/2/11146…
He is a politician he doesn’t have a soul.
I went to take my cash out of my wallet and I only had $40. I asked Dan if he’d taken any money from me. He said he took it one of the times he came into the room to “Check on” me. He saw my foot twitch so he figured I was alive and I would be ok with him taking some cash from me.
FakeChad, he was dead to me after his stroll on the beach with TFG.
whales don’t stroll
http://tinyurl.com/z5puolz
Hmm…what would you call the Krispy Kreme/JEF beach lovefest? Where’s Sohos? The Walrus and the??? crap. I’ll have to use The Google.
oso – at least he left you $40
Heh.
I like Oso-Dan Theater.
it was a cetacean variant of flouncing with a touch of bellying up to the trough of privilege
FakeChad, he was dead to me after his stroll on the beach with TFG
see, I don’t even give a crap about that. That was politics and that’s what politicians do. Believe me if Ted Cruz though it would get him elected President he would suck Obama’s dick live on MSNBC while Rachel Maddow fisted him wearing a Donald Trump mask, and if Hilary Clinton thought it would get her elected she would actually have sex with Bill again. It’s what politicians do.
In Christie’s favor stayed the course of public unions, he cancelled projects he had promised to cancel, he made a couple good 2nd amendment calls including amnesty for the guy who got arrested for having guns in his trunk while moving, he has fought with the legislature over the courts, and he has been strong against the teachers union and pro-charter school. On the other hand he is kind of a douche on vaccinations. Kind of a wash, against that walking on the beach with Obama is nothing to me but ymmv. Of course the deciding factor against Christie for me is that he decide to endorse Trump.
IKR? I don’t like having cash. I was pretty sure he took it. I just can’t believe his idea of checking on me was “Foot twitch, it’s ALIVE”
FakeChad, it just pisses me off that TFG has withheld Fema $$$ from blue states and Krispy Kreme kissed ass instead of showing LIVs what a petulant POS TFG is!! NJ and NYC have a natural disaster and instead of letting TFG show his ass in states not named TX, MO, TN, or KY, Krispy Kreme gave him coverage.
Chumpo!!! 7th grade? Amateur!!!
One of the nights Dan was solo in Tempe, he ended up at a Tilted Kilt. Dude bartender. Starting to wonder…narrows eyes
here – this movie is loosely based on that seaside event:
http://tinyurl.com/h5gkqpw
One of the nights Dan was solo in Tempe, he ended up at a Tilted Kilt. Dude bartender. Starting to wonder…narrows eyes
Check to see if he has any new friend requests from AZ.
Ha! I always give him crap about his breastaurant choices and their hiring practices. I will go to Tilted Kilt because they don’t discriminate against men. His fav is Twin Peaks. I think he found one in AZ.
Jam2…WTF did I just watch? LOLOLOL
Dan just weighed in that he’s tired of me guilting him into going to Tilted Kilt, because of their hiring practices. Tired of Kilt Boy. He thinks Messicans in the kitchen and male managers make it ok to hire female servers exclusively. GRRRRR
“WTF did I just watch? LOLOLOL”
maybe it’s more of a metaphor
one of my business associates’ likes tilted kilt… i’m not a fan. i turn into Monk when it comes to things i will introduce into my body and the chicks at the TK in Syracuse are all tatted up and kinda skanky (no offense to skanky tatted up chicks)
According to Dan our Ojos Locos is full of the tatted skanky variety. We don’t have a TK. Or a Bone Daddys. Or a Mugs and Jugs. We have Hooters, Twin Peaks, and Ojos Locos. All 3 have discriminatory hiring practices.
regarding C. christies trump hump show:
P E A C E
@SD4EVR_
@benshapiro @KurtSchlichter I know Morse Code and I’m pretty sure that he blinked a request for a large pizza.
i’m out –
ok – just one last comment for the night
LOL Jam.
I’ll never go to the Tilted Kilt again.
They seem to be struggling. Did you, Sean, and Andy have a pot-smoking great dane with you?
No, but this was back when Sean was drinking, so we *were* going to spend a shitload of money. Until they pissed us off.
I like that they hire male servers. I just realized, I’ve never seen fat servers at the TK. I may have to re-visit my SJW attacks on breastaurants.
It’s not the way you derp
It’s not the way that you smile
Although there’s something to them
It’s not the way you have your hair
It’s not that certain style
It could be that with you