Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving.
I was trying for a Torchwood theme, but I gave up. This guy does the wet ‘n spiky look way too much, but he looks nice here.
No idea if this guy is on the show or not, but he showed up in an image search.
Redhead for Carin. She deserves ‘im after the crappy weekend.
Saw this one and liked it.
Last but not least.
Back to the lab for me. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Lemon bear…
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Stubby fingers are and Irish thing, I think. Most of my dad’s family has wide palms and short fingers. It sucks for deadlifting.
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Stubby fingers are and Irish thing, I think. Most of my dad’s family has wide palms and short fingers. It sucks for deadlifting.
Probably makes it tough for Trump to sign bankrupty and eminent domain papers too. those stubby little fingers probably strain to wrap around something as big as a a pencil. Just sayin’
They actually make working with rope and cord really easy for me, plus the diameter of the standard bar forced me to develop really good grip strength overall. Typing ends up being a one-handed thing because my palms are too wide to do home row comfortably.
Typing ends up being a one-handed thing because my palms are too wide to do home row comfortably.
Those are some big hands.
Typing ends up being a one-handed thing because my palms are too wide to do home row comfortably.
I got a “Paging Johnny Bench!” in the lab last week.
Imagine if leon and roamy had kids. The discovery channel could do one of those shows like 600 lb bride or Little People about their trials and tribualtions. Accidentally killing the puppy when petting it. Unable to pay with exact change. They would however be shoe-ins for administrators of the Minnesota Spankological Protocol –
Chad’s avatard looks hungover.
Your avatard looks like a Siberian Husky Mouse.
I wish, but in reality I am just too lazy and to dumb to change it. More dumb than lazy.
Will Chad be making an appearance at TITS2? That would be great.
I don’t even know what TITS2 is. or when or where 😛
Or who Chad is apparently.
There are many chads, but only one CHAD.
Has Chumpface been around? I’m trying to take an image that can then be blown up to make a poster and I have no idea what I’m doing.
oops mistaken identity i assume. i have adjusted my screen name to avoid confusion.
Tell me Chad, how many shots of tequila have you done in a day and how many flight attendants have you banged on said day.
2016 Sports Illustrated cover girl for swimsuit issue is size 16.
Rosetta says he can’t wait for the 2020 issue.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/02/14/ashley-graham-becomes-first-size-16-model-to-cover-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue/
I can neither confirm nor deny that my spankings have received positive reviews from recipients.
The home row thing is probably more due to the short fingers forcing my hands to be closer together. My palms are unusually wide, though. If I put my hand against my wife’s her fingers are about half an inch longer on average, but my palm is nearly a full inch wider. We’re the same height.
Fatpeoplehate will love that crap, Wiser.
The SJW’s say the size 16 covergirl is “courageous”
*eats entire box of Devil Dogs and Twinkies with chocolate milk chaser for courage
This is the new sex symbol.
http://tinyurl.com/za6f9m5
We must celebrate the obese. Do not fat-shame them by reminding them that being a size 16 is bad for her health. You will embrace her and call her beauty.
You will be made to think correctly.
Hey All You TITS2’ers, FPH’ers, and Rosetta-wannabe’s:
It’s not too late to order a TITS2 goodie from Cafepress, but it’s going to cost you on the shipping.
http://www.cafepress.com/theh2
Looking forward to next week–squeeeeee!
leon is Captain Kirk?
http://tinyurl.com/gqjqbns
PAGING MR. CHUMPO
PAGING MR. CHUMPO
Please Pick up the White Courtesy Phone!
(check you email)
Hi Cyn.
I think we’re alone, so you can tell me all of the adult things you’re planning for TITS2.
Friendly FYI, the Chad commenting here is longtime Moron Chad from Kuru Lounge.
Chad, the Chad our folks are talking about was a fascinating character who happened to be at TITS1, and was an acquaintance of Phat.
Thanks Chad, for the info on Chad, and the other Chads.
I liked this Chad better anyway.
Hi MJ,
Well, I’d really have to have shown you all of the adult things for TITS2, but since we’re not alone anymore, no-can-do.
Love,
Cyn
Dear Blog Fuqqers,
Please GTFO and don’t let the door hit your tail on the way out.
Love,
MJ
If you’re not going to TITS2, you don’t get to ogle the swag. Get your filthy meathooks off of Cyn.
Cyn’s going to show me all the adult TITS2 things, and I’ll write a tweet describing them for you, MJ.
“Well, I’d really have to have shown you all of the adult things for TITS2, but since we’re not alone anymore, no-can-do.”
Adult things? Like pay bills. Show up to work on time. Always flush?
I was thinking more like…
Waking up early, balancing the checkbook, and organizing the junk drawer.
“junk drawer”
Gross.
Always flush?
That’s a thing now?
Clock!
I spent the entire day packing a ginormous German wall clock.
TITS2 People, check you email!
We did our taxes Sunday. We were getting very little back until we clicked the “we were insured all year” checkbox.
It assumes the tax, you see.
Always flush?
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
It it’s brown, flush it down.
Things I learned from Dharma and Greg
Ewww!
Flush it twice; it’s along way to the cafeteria
–Graffiti in High School stall
Woo hoo! Cruz passed Trump in national poll.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/ted-cruz-donald-trump-national-poll-219396
That poll was taken in Canada.
Jeb! is at 4%, What an idiot.
He should try Jeb!1!!1, I bet that would work.
He could have traded Rolex watches for votes and spent less.
Woo hoo! Cruz passed Trump in national poll.
Doesn’t matter when the vote gets split in the primary.
Shush.
IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The husband is doing a retreat thing this weekend and while filling out the paperwork, he listed my cell # as an emergency contact. Please note that only 4 people have my cell phone number and I only have it for EMERGENCIES or if I’m out alone.
Well, apparently this retreat will include sooper sekret family participation (that retreatants know nothing about) and they failed to send out the paperwork for the family in a timely manner. I’ve been told ‘it’s coming’. How do I know? They called my cell after calling the house and my husband answered the phone, making him suspicious.
So, in all, I’ve got one day to rally the troops that aren’t coming/participating because of so short a notice. If this was such a big deal, don’t you think this stuff should have gone out when retreatants confirmations went out?
/annoyed
Heh, Ace referred to Rubio as Mario.
Scott, they’re dogpiling on Cruz, making shit up and lying. Trump and Rubio, both. Wasn’t the latest them lying about Coburn, was it, who trashed Cruz and Coburn came out and said, ‘back the f*ck off, I said no such thing’.
Trump supporters, who I thought used to be thinking people, are following the lead and becoming more vicious, while sneering at anyone who dare speak outside of Trump love.
I may have to turn off the internets for the rest of Lent. For my health. The bullhockey, besides a larger ass, may be what is contributing to my gastritis as I don’t drink booze or coffee…rarely eat chocolate….don’t eat fatty meats or greasy foods. The only acidic things I have are 6oz of OJ in the morning and maybe spaghetti or tomato based soup, once a week.
Start watching real hockey, Beasn. It’s a great outlet.
Mario Rubio!!!hahahabahshah
Evening.
I’d rather put on the pads and beat others with a hockey stick, Chumpo.
I also prefer Rubio to Trump. Hell, I may even dislike Jeb less than Trump.
Hey, Jewstin, how is the piggie world?
Just looked up where I’m supposed to sooper sekret participate in these retreat activities. It’s at night…..and I have to drive through places I wouldn’t want the car to break down in. Not gonna happen.
The piggies are happy and pink.
The piggies are happy and pink.
Just the way I lurves them.
I still think Trump is a DNC plant
Congratulations, Mr. Chumpo!
What happens if I delete a previous comment?
I may even dislike Jeb less than Trump.
Let’s not get crazy here.
I’m with you, Chumpo.
Leon, I don’t like either one but I think Trump is worse.
Have you all seen this? Just like Trump feigned ignorance on his right hand man hiring 200 illegals to clear the site for Trump Towers, he did the same in depositions regarding associates and partners and their organized crime connections.
The article was originally written in ’11 by a guy writing about his shady dealings for decades.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/05/26/inside-donald-trumps-empire-why-he-wont-run-for-president.html
Honestly, I’ve not given thought to which I like less. With Jeb I know amnesty is coming, but he’s not utterly retarded. With Trump I only know that he’s said we get the wall that has been required by law for years now.
Who does Putin fear more? That’d help me think it through.
Scott–I ~think~ it might go down by one, but only testing will reveal this. Chumpo’s #1,125,000 represents approved comments.
I can tell you that Mr C’s true comment count number was 1140802; the difference is due to spam that’s been deleted. Maybe other comments too??
test
this should be 1140811 / approved number 1125009
Hmmmm, Beasn. Is this a retreat or an intervention?
Yep – it goes down by one. Mystery solved!
If that number can change.. oh man, I don’t know what to believe anymore.
IT’S ALL A LIE!
Cyn gets comment 1,125,000.
Congratulations!
Sooooo close. You gotta delete about 14 more of your previous comments for that to be true though.
Scott’s comment was number 1,140,816 – WOOO HOOO!!1!
How about that.
Leon, didn’t Trump boast about being able to make deals with Putin? Seeing as how they both have Russian mafia partners and connections, I have no doubt he can/will.
Might as well snuggle up to the idea of US pop 400mil w 30% being from Central and South Am.
The Folks in the ghettos will be hardest hit.
I don’t think BLM/Neu Blak Panters really understands which race they might be at war with.
I don’t like their chances.
Fair enough, beasn. No one fears Jeb, though.
You are not your post count.
One day soon it will be BLM with the tricorner hats and knickers calling for a wall on the boarder.
Don’t tread on me, Yo!
BLM are content being state-owned pets.
Our friends from the south would love to put a shine on Deetroit, also some pinstripes, hubcaps and a tuck and roll.
OK, i’m back after passing out from all the mental strain earlier today. thanks for clarifying xbrad. If i were a little smarter I would have picked up the subtle clues earlier, but as my twitter profile notes, that’s why the dr. offered my mom the turtle 🙂
Comment # 2,000,000,000
http://www.krem.com/news/local/northwest/man-in-womens-locker-room-cites-gender-rule/45412534
inevitable
I live on a ranch, every time you guys type BLM, I think Bureau of Land Management.
Hell Pepe, I’m a Yankee who has never seen a real ranch and it took me quite a while to replace black lives mutter in my head with the more conventional federal BLM
*gives Fchad the turtle http://is.gd/Xd3TEB
I also see The Bureau of Land Management but I dont want to write that other thing
hate to say it but thats cuter ta my girlfriend. i may have to trade up
Fake Chad, pull all of the bull whips out of your ass, and tell us how many.
This page cam up in my Face Douche feed
“Bernie Sanders is a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt”
I wonder how long Facebook will let that last.
how many what
bullwhips out of ass = 57 but on closer examination the my be really aggressive tapeworms or my superAIDS
57 is a record. MJ and xBrad were tied at 49.
Well done.
This is the new sex symbol.
So, men can’t have their own magazines anymore either. Neat.
I want to be the 2,000,000 comment. And I hope it’s one where I say “Worst comment ever.”
It would also be okay if my 2,000,000 comment said something about Rosetta’s Hosesucking addiction.
Chad, where are you?
I saw the Hoofwanking Bunglecunts open for Joan Jet and the Black Hearts at House of Blues in Vegas back in ’99. I’d eaten a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and washed it down with a quart of chocolate milk earlier in the day and it had a negative effect on the general ambiance of the entire venue.
Bubba got tired of waiting for Laura, so he went upstairs and laid down next to the chair she would normally be in.
vancouver wa
Van WA is good
I met a hawt waitress at Chili’s in Van WA.
She could have been Mrs Chumpo but I was moving too fast
I hope the 2 millionth comment is a list of things we’ll need for a weekend at xbrads house.
Three feet of sausage casing, an antique diving helmet, a Bob Seger CD, black and white film, a gallon of moonshine, an ironic hipster t-shirt announcing that hipsters suck, hot fudge, gasoline additive, a velvet painting of a snow leopard fighting a dragon, a bag of looted hotel soap, a distilled water enema, a rubber band ball, a tool belt, a 40 watt lightbulb, and a 10 hour loop of Tetris theme music.
the hottest woitresses i have seen around here are at red robin. i think the chili’s closed
Wow. There are probably only 14 or 15 people in this country that live further away from me.
so you must either live in the upper reaches of Maine or Key West
It was an Appleby’s.
Peoples Republic of Connecticut.
*moves further away from Scott*
Meth donuts would be an easy sale.
* Invents Crystal Kreme *
XbradTC,
Did you see this?
http://www.askskipper.com/2016/02/16/decompression-sickness-and-hypoxia-guest-post/#comments
Everybody must be researching franchise opportunities.
Getting real annoyed at Mini-me’s softball coach bitching at us for giving three days’ notice she won’t be at a game but doesn’t tell us when softball pictures are being taken, so Mini-me wasn’t there. And I’m sorry, I count Science Olympiad as academics and a higher priority than softball, mainly because Mini-me’s already earned a $3K scholarship because of Science Olympiad and it’s doubtful she will get any kind of softball scholarship. Not that she’s a bad player, she’s just not at the level of getting money to play.
($3K scholarship was for winning a medal at the state competition, and it’s only to the small private school that hosted the event, but it still sounds good.)
Obama isn’t attending Scalia’s funeral because there will be sprinkling of holy water.
I did see that, Chrispy. And I saw NAVAIR’s testimony before Congress regarding that issue. They’re working the problem, but that’s small comfort to the guys flying today.
Obamy afraid of burns?
There’s a new sensation
A fabulous creation
A danceable solution
To teenage revolution
Do the Derp love
When you feel love