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Strapping young lads. Probably just back from the war and looking to bash in some urban Rhodes scholars.
WAKEY WAKEY
sorry. Didn’t mean to yell. caps lock was on.
I”M UP! Jebus!
Did chumpo survive the hazing?
I don’t know, I slept through it all. I woke up at 3:30 this morning and checked in, but my iPhone comments keep ending up in the spam bucket.
Strapping young lads. Probably just back from the war and looking to bash in some urban Rhodes scholars.
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Well, it’s officially out, MJ is mare.
Look who’s phoning it in
Duolingo is going to add Klingon.
But still no Persian.
Woo Hoo Wednesday Bunkage!
The brick looks awesome, Mr. Chumpo – nice work!
Well, it’s officially out, MJ is mare.
No one has ever seen them in the room at the same time, yes?
Brick shithouse blog!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417597/obamas-lawyer-religious-institutions-may-lose-tax-exempt-status-if-court-rules-gay
Also dropped this in last night. Can you imagine the drooling of SJWs at the prospect of finally taxing churches? The Presbyterians and Episcopalians will probably submit happily. Marry the fags or be taxed.
Think this can’t happen? Who thought gay marriage was anything but a joke twenty years ago?
Another stellar piece from Williamson
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417601/riot-plagued-baltimore-catastrophe-entirely-democratic-partys-own-making-kevin-d
I have no problem with churches being taxed. I have no problem with any “non-profit” being taxed. If there is money left over at the end of the year, it is a profit.
As to property taxes, non-profits (including churches) benefit from the exact same things every individual and business benefits from.
Tax the fuckers, and quit giving tax breaks to married people.
Then maybe these gay assholes will go away.
I predict that churches will find ways to never be in the black.
To tax is to control. I’m against any new taxes on principal.
Also I think Hotspurs gay.
It’s worth noting that taxing non mega-churches will only hurt charitable efforts.
Mega-churches are a scam and deserve to be BTFO, but there’s no good way to make the legal distinction.
Comment by leoncaruthers on April 29, 2015 10:42 am
It’s worth noting that taxing non mega-churches will only hurt charitable efforts.
I’m pretty sure they consider that a feature, not a bug.
Morning, fluffers.
Psycho cube neighbor rocks in his office chair all day long, I’m going to have to stop by the hardware store at lunch for some WD-40.
*squeak*
*squeak*
*squeak*
*squeak*
*squeak*
*squeak*
Does he go to lunch? His chair could run away.
Ugh.
http://www.totalprosports.com/2015/04/29/archie-bradley-comebacker-face-video/
{squeak}
http://tinyurl.com/n7oux3r
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!”
Plus One, Hotspur!!
*huffs, and puffs, trying to blow the house down*
Nice selection of hunks; gawking at them makes me feel like a dirty old lady (again)….
Completely OT – Today is my Granny’s 95th birthday!
http://is.gd/dNRLzn
And here’s a picture with the future SIL included:
http://is.gd/FRT4im
Happy Birthday, Gran!!
Thanks for the laugh, XBrad!
What?
http://i.imgur.com/FLEvtjg.jpg
Hi Emily!
Comment by Emily on April 29, 2015 1:03 pm
What?
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I love this sock. I don’t know who you are but I love you.
huh?
Hi, Emily, why the long face?
http://tinyurl.com/mb7soxz
I’m against property tax. Greatly so. You can never really own it without the dicks on our back. And by dicks I mean property tax bill.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!”
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Drug stores are a scam.
Xbradtc is cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Which is different than the normal cruising xbrad does down at the docks during fleet week.
This brick wall is nice, but unrealistic. Not enough graffiti or urine staining.
I know subway tiles, especially white, are big in decorating but I don’t like them because they remind me of subways which have subway filth which includes, but is not limited to:
Strong urine smell
homeless people
feces
garbage
unknown sticky substances
odd pieces of clothing like underwear for no apparent reason
vomit
Maybe H2 put up this brick wall as a safe place to destroy.
Ello c-bags!
Are you drunk yet?
This brick wall is a fucking scam.
No, but I had a beer while getting my haircut. The place caters to men and it was filled with incredibly beautiful women offering all types of things.
Comment by Chica Cyn Rocket Pontoon Party Boat to Hell Maria on April 29, 2015 11:22 am
{squeak}
That squeak did NOT sound like it was coming from a chair if you know what I mean and I think you do.
They charge MJ double because he makes them wear the muppet costume.
Hotspur, what is the thing you hate most today?
Mine is the slobbering moronic media who are not calling for Hillary to be perp walked into a court house.
Hillary is unelectable.
You should have asked for a head massage with your beer.
Did y’all see the video at AoS of a fox at Chernobyl taking slices of bread and pieces of sausage to construct a sandwich?
I am thinking, if we nuke Baltimore, the idiots rioting there might get a dose of radiation, undergo mutations and learn to construct sandwiches like that fox, and be gainfully employed, instead of being assholes and breaking shit.
The place caters to men and it was filled with incredibly beautiful women offering all types of things.
We have places like this near here. I have not gone, mostly because I can’t imagine needing help shaping my beard.
Also because I worry about being seen there.
Didn’t see it, Tush, but your idea has excellent merit.
*steals idea from Tushar, applies for and gets $500K grant to study sandwich-making foxes, blows off grant and parties like it’s 1999*
*steals idea from Tushar, applies for and gets $500K grant to study sandwich-making foxes, blows off grant and parties like it’s 1999*
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*Makes fox-sausage quintuple decker sandwich*
Sandwich-making robots don’t ask for $15/hour, and already exist.
Not saying we shouldn’t nuke Baltimore, but this is not a good reason.
I thought Cyn already was a sandwich-making fox?
I thought Cyn already was a sandwich-making fox?
Ha! Winner!
http://imgur.com/a/uiDEs#0
Five bucks says MJ got his haircut like one of these.
He wants to look nice for his date.
Does MJ let bosses go all the way on a first date?
Wonder if the other guys at MJ’s work will be there acting as cock blocks.
Dammit, this won’t fit in the stupid small space for the header.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDyO5FDUMAEZc_4.jpg:large
ISWYDT
Your mama so big you can’t even scale her ass down to fit a header space.
It’s not MJ’s boss anymore, that’s why the date can even happen.
http://is.gd/i8d0cC
Drinky!
Yay!
Do you have a Chad Scale goal in mind?
Who was behind the purge flier and why?
What’s up my thugs?
whut?
Hello mare. Nothing is really going on today besides beating some punk ass bitches to relieve the stress of combat.
What kind of cuntbag thinks like that?
hahahaha
Thugs are funny.
Somebody creates a distributes riot instructions and the mayor orders cops to stand down.
Is it the race grievance industry? Soros? DNC?
What’s up my thugs is my favorite new greeting.
Thanks!
left, women….right, xbradtc:
http://imgur.com/gallery/9tnZreB
Mare, left….MJ, right:
http://imgur.com/gallery/54hYCKT
But we had an excellent time.
OUR VEGGICHOP IS HERE!
Hotspur, what is the thing you hate most today?
I can’t narrow it down like that.
OUR VEGGICHOP IS HERE!
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http://imgur.com/gallery/CBfhnIL
Scott:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1YnbbU
Mare, left….MJ, right:
http://imgur.com/gallery/54hYCKT
But we had an excellent time.
Fake but accurate!
Mare, can I ask you to go pick up my sons from school while I finish this stupid report? I got two Franzia boxes with your name on them if you help a girl out.
L to R: Mare, the world.
http://i.imgur.com/rNqnIAA.jpg?1
Cyn, I’d love to. Do they need a snack? Booze? Cigarettes?
I made sure they were stocked up, Mare, but they may still try to mooch off you.
Uncle MJ will toss in the nudie mags and show them the dirty pictures on my phone.
Think it will gross them out to see their mom naked?
Hehahehehdhehdhdhehehe!
I need to go to another auction.
>>Think it will gross them out to see their mom naked?
*barfs*
I read a creepypasta story about a guy who found porn of a friend’s mom when she was younger. He edited out scenes where you could see her face and then sent it to the friend.
Friend asks for “more of this chick!”.
Trollmaster sends unedited video.
Three hours socializing with old people.
Kill me nao
What are they talking about?
Ah here it is. It gets worse.
That is horrid, leon.
Yep. Whole lotta bad in that. It could be a Tales from the Crypt if someone had died.
Anybody got a link to the video?
Right on. The internuts is radical.
The lack of a video link is how you know it’s fiction.
>>>Three hours socializing with old people.
Hey, fuck you too…..
There’s nothing factually incorrect on the intercunt, right?
Hey, fuck you too…..
I mean Palm Desert old, not like you and Tom Hill old.
Young guys nowadays are a hopeless group of deviant assholes. We’re doomed.
Doomed indeed.
*casts presidential ballot for SMOD 2016 eleventy times*
CCRPPBTHM
Hosotspur
HS stroked out.
Will the Oso Decoder Ring be of any use?
“CCRPPBTHM”
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
You need the book to decipher the ring, and I lost my book.
Will the Oso Decoder Ring be of any use?
I sold mine on CL after I used it a few times and learned the effort was wasted.
If an effort had meaning, then it cannot be considered wasted.
I learned that I was no less confused after the decoding, and yet time was lost.
Wasted.
I am hooked on eBay.
Making money while I sleep kicks ass.
Time cannot be considered lost if you gained knowledge.
I LEARNED NOTHING. GAZE THAT IN YOUR NAVEL AND SMOKE IT.
I have a crapton of stuff that needs to go; I should try ebay.
You should sell your reports on eBay.
Friend of mine used to work in an eBay store. I had him unload a lot of my stuff. Old RPG books and Transformers toys.
You learned you were no less confused after the decoding, and that, in and of itself, is knowledge gained.
Cyn, it depends on what you have.
I sold a really old unused HP Business calculator to a college prof in Poland for $95 plus shipping. You can buy a calculator that will do the same stuff for about thirty bucks.
If Cyn keeps this up, am I allowed to hold her down and fart on her?
I’m not exactly sure what I have to sell yet…
I’m going thru my mom’s stuff a few weeks back and I come across some dental partials that she had saved. I decide to google to see if there’s some place that I can donate these (like the Lion’s take eyeglasses, right?) and I come across a link to a guy on ebay selling teeth from dentures. And he has sales!
That’s just crazy.
No, but you can hold her hair back while she pukes at the next meatup.
I bought $65 worth of crap at the first auction.
So far I’ve sold about 20% of it for $130.
I am going back next week with a little more confidence.
I have never puked at a meatup!
Wait… yes I did.
For Beasn
http://tinyurl.com/jvvkawv
At least you never passed out in the street, Cyn.
Well, not at a meatup, no…
Everything wrong with America distilled to an aesthetic.
Remember bright, bold colors? They’re gone now.
Um. Does that brick on the top right have an eye in it?
Oh wow, after I sign in it’s hidden by the WP toolbar. Never mind.
Hidden Eyeball in the Bricks Blog.
Signed out, it’s still there. Creepy.
http://is.gd/iJU4oh
http://tinyurl.com/pctove7
Laura’s drunk. Just let her go on.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn’t the same fucking elephant.
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
“On a hike through the bush…”
Then the elephant killed a kitten and butt raped a college coed.
Well, to be fair, it was after a meatup, Cyn. Me too.
No tigers were involved.
*puts out tumbler of Jager
CCRPPBTHM
tl;dr
*puts out tumbler of Jager
That’s a sure way to get Rosetta and Tushar to show up.
Shhhhhhh.
I hear something over in the bushes.
bushes
Home stretch. I am so tired.
Two more weeks.
Can I get an amen, good people.
Laura’s drunk. Just let her go on.
No, sign out of WP then look at the bricks on the top right. There’s a eye.
There’s a little tiny smily face.
It’s a bird!
Did anybody have trouble convincing anybody else that racing stripes wouldn’t really add to the curb appeal of their house today?
Heh, racing stripes. That reminded me of the Edge with penis wheels I saw today. Chief isn’t the only one with them.
Jay has also stroked out.
That’s HS and Jay stroked out, the rest of the H2 either drunk or hopped up on goofballs.
Amen, Lauraw… home stretch baybee… you got this!
Weird.
Does anybody else smell Jager?
Amen!!
Hotspur was shortening Cyn’s name.
Lauraw, now that you’re almost a doctor, does this look infected to you?
*slides a picture of Jonathan Gruber across the table*
Hotspur was shortening Cyn’s name.
Wow.
As long as we’re stroking out, does anyone have any weed?
Laura only, none of you other brick eyefuckers touch this.
http://tinyurl.com/mmywkvk
*touches*
What was the point of the bitch in the pink dress?
Anybody else wondering about the seizure of the container-ship in the Persian gulf?
An Iranian court has determined that: “Bitch owes me money!”
So, who, exactly, owes money to the Iranian firm?
Oaktree, who owns the ship, Maersk, who chartered the ship, or Rickmers Shipmanagement(Singapor) who operates the ship?
I can find the answer nowhere.
If IRGC, not “The Iranian Navy” , keeps getting ‘Froggy’ in the gulf, I would expect them to get “Operation Preying Mantis II”, if there was anyone but the SCoaMF in the White House…
She and the others were soloists from an earlier piece.
blerg
tattoo chick that used to hang out here is just driving me batty on facedouch with her liberal zanyness. Oh, and I’m racist.
MJ:
http://tinyurl.com/kharrub
Who the eff is tattoo chick, and why do we give a eff about her?
Hotspur seems a tad crotchety tonight.
I just want to be held.
Plus I’m watching Victory At Sea, when the fucking Japs sneak attacked us at Pearl Harbor.
Baltimore PD will be glad to hold you overnight.
I bought the entire Victory at Sea series on DVD for $5.
Victory at Sea is my favorite…beer brewed in San Diego.
http://tinyurl.com/nyx3p62
Cheers, Big Ears.
xbradtc on April 29, 2015 at 10:59 pm
MJ:
http://tinyurl.com/kharrub
I’ma gonna save that one.
So I see the shortcut to H2 now is the airhead bimbo from last BBF.
Did you have to crop into the face? Could have picked a more interesting part of her body.
This is why people want to topple a brick wall on Wiser.
Well, at least we all know our suffering is nothing compared to the suffering of being wiser.
Yes, you pulled my coat to it at that price as well. It has provided hours of enjoyment. Liked it as a kid, love it now.
|o| |o| |o|
bew bew bew
Yes, you pulled my coat to it at that price as well.
That’s an interesting turn of phrase. Not sure I’ve heard that before, or fully understand it.
You bet your bippy.
El Chumpo, there’s a slim chance I might hit San Diego this summer.
I only have one bippy. Not gonna risk it gambling.
Yes, you pulled my coat to it at that price as well.
This is what happens when a grammarian martinet drinks a whole bottle of Old Crow.
*ready for derp*
On and on it goes
Calling like a distant wind
Through the zero hour we’ll derp
Cut the thick and break the thin
No sound to break no moment clear
When all the doubts are crystal clear
Crashing hard into the secret wind
http://www.instructables.com/id/Plastic-Army-Men-Fruit-Bowl/
wakey wakey 2
Those poor soldiers.
I like the bazooka guy sticking up at the top.
I way overslept, I blame this whole “going to bed in the same bed as my wife” weirdness.
She has to get up earlier than I do, but she doesn’t make a serious effort to get to bed until about an hour after I’d go. Also she needs every light in the house on up until that moment, which pushes my fall-asleep time even further back.
*looks on Amazon for cots to put in office*
My husband goes to bed most nights w/o me, but only because I’m not home for work yet.
Pretty sure this is leon’s wife this morning.
Carin, which chick who use to hang out here is liberal? Reno?
Comment by Hotspur on April 29, 2015 11:18 pm
Plus I’m watching Victory At Sea, when the fucking Japs sneak attacked us at Pearl Harbor.
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I love Hotspur. I think he’s secretly Sicilian.
My husband is sweet. I toss and turn all night. And read my Kindle sometimes at 3:00-4:00am if I’m wide awake. I’ve asked him many times if he wants me to sleep in our guest room and he absolutely does not want that to happen.
Comment by Hotspur on April 29, 2015 10:59 pm
Who the eff is tattoo chick, and why do we give a eff about her?
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More gold.
Mare – yes the one from Reno.
When I see the brick here, I think I’m downtown, after a night out, walking home in a bad area of town smelling urine and seeing blood stains.
Debating with her facebook friends is like trying to arguing with a bunch of teenagers who just KNOW they are morally right.
Carin, was she always a lib? If I recall she definitely ripped some people off.
When I see the brick here, I think I’m downtown, after a night out, walking home in a bad area of town smelling urine and seeing blood stains.
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And that’s just MY clothes.
The one who stole.
Blowing up facebook was one of the best things I ever did.
I haven’t argued with stupid people for 6 years.
Maybe that’s why she is taking sides with the looters?
So, Mare – how is our diet going? I read that Gary Taubes book and it was SO informative and motivational to stay on the right path. I’ve been good with my no eating/drinking after work pledge too.
Last night at work, it was one girl’s birthday and they got her a cake. I didn’t have a BITE of it.
Carin I had wine (a shit ton) at the wedding on Saturday but not a drop for 3 weeks before and since then.
I had a small chocolate bar with almonds and some pop chips this week.
3 days a week, weights 55 min, 3 days interval hills on the treadmill 50 min. Sunday off.
I swear I’m not making excuses but my tossing and turning at night is the stupid night sweats/chills (milder compared to about 6 months ago) but I think my hormones are going cray cray.
My midsection seems fatter than ever.
Please inspire me. Going to Florida to hang with my oldest tomorrow.
She’s very fit and lean.
Are you eating enough (good stuff) or trying to starve yourself? The hormones aren’t going to help, but water water water (make a water with lemons and cucumbers in it – many people feel like it really does help to flush the system).
I think the water deal is good advice, and when I drink more of it my skin looks better.
I will kill you last.
YEA!!! I GET TO WATCH ALL MY FRIENDS DIE!!
I eat a lot of salads with grilled meat on top, little or usually no dressing.
I do eat berries which sugar-wise may be slowing me down. By the way the blackberries this season are unbelievably good.
I eat a lot of eggs.
I eat nuts too but may be eating too many calorically speaking.
Half and half with coffee.
Naughy snacking is most definitely the culprit…as well as the whoremoans.
Maybe I need more good fats, I like coconut oil. I have a feeling Leon is going to tell me to put some good fats on that salad.
I do eat commercial mayonnaise. Wonder if those emulsifiers are slowing me down.
Also, anyone here heard of any side effects of Turmeric? Pill form.
You are somehow sabotaging your efforts. The fruit perhaps.
What I enjoy is using mushed avocado as dressing. That’s really yummy. Sometimes I add in some balsamic.
I’m going to try to go to
crackfatZumba today. I haven’t gone in two weeks due to my shoulder injury – which I got from GARDENING.ugh.
I read my weighlifting book and it said that presses were good for rehabbing it. I can deadlift and squat too. But cleans and jerks are off limits. as are pullups and pushups.
Yeah!! Couldn’t find my Taubes book, realized I had it Kindle.
YEA!!! I GET TO WATCH ALL MY FRIENDS DIE!!
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That made me giggle in my undies.
Ranch dressing is a good fat, right?
I eat nuts too
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Mare, in all seriousness try to slow down on the nuts. Have you tried just gargling the nuts rather than swallowing? Swallowing a lot of nuts can really make your belly fat.
MJ, you will die first.
Yeah!
Listen to MJ, he’s pre-med. Plus he gargles a lot of nuts.
Jay?
http://is.gd/cVFvYB
I had chocolate for breakfast.
Should I listen to music on my trail run today or enjoy nature, Car in?
Jay is wise.
what..?
Colon blog! Gut blog!
Blowing up facebook was one of the best things I ever did.
I haven’t argued with stupid people for 6 years.
Wife quit the damn thing months ago and is happier. I never joined the cult.
I joined just long enough to lose all my friends.
I just don’t pay attention to the morons (small m) on facedouche. Especially those that are throwing Wainwright being injured as being proof that the NL needs the DH. That’s just bullshit.
Have you tried just gargling the nuts rather than swallowing? Swallowing a lot of nuts can really make your belly fat.
Ever eaten a sack of dicks? When you pay for them in the grocery checkout line, the clerk usually gives you a look.
I nominate Nut Gargler for new H2 insult status.
I wish there were a way to hack Twitter and change wiser’s avatard to BBF gal.
BBF gal is a Nut Gargler.
I saw Nut Gargler open for Frankie Goes To Hollywood in 1989.
H2 garage bands that never made it
Gay Pizza Wedding
Simon and Nut Garglefunkel
The Bullwhipz
Hillary Clinton’s Army
Deep Purple Dildo feat. Car In
The Wisermeany Experience
Lady Gagargle
Leon’s Midnight Tuckers
The Bee Jays
Your Mom feat. Your Mom
In local news, Joerael, Kyshone, and Teharmon were arrested for shooting Taiyron.
Mare, you should limit your daily doughnut count to no more than 32.
*puts down #20
I can feel the pounds melting away!
Nuts are sneaky, easy to overeat, and lots of omega-6 (inflammatory). Try to imagine how much work it is to get even a handful of almonds out of droops and into a nice handful.
Same thing with sugar, to get as much sugar as is in one 12 oz can of Coke you’d need to eat like a yard of sugar cane. MJ could do it because he has lots of practice, but most people’s mouths would get tired.
The fucks a droops?
leon knows his nuts, doesn’t he?
Sorry, drupe:
It’s a fruit with a large single seed in the core.
Those things are the size of a granny smith, each has one almond.
Your mom eats a yard of sugar cane.
I’ll bet Rosetta could fit four of those up his ass.
How did MJ’s date with ex-boss go? Are they going steady now?
In local news, Joerael, Kyshone, and Teharmon were arrested for shooting Taiyron.
This wouldn’t have been near Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., would it?
So Bernie Sanders, Old White Male Faux Socialist, is running. Helping Cankles look legit and sane in comparison.
Music MJ. Phuck nature.
This wouldn’t have been near Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., would it?
It was teh corner of MLK Blv, and Rosa Parks Way. Right in front of the Barack Obama Elementary school.
It’s a fruit with a large single seed in the core.
Huh.
*gets out survivalist farming plan*
*draws a line through “almonds”*
*writes “peanuts?”*
Leon, what is the least inflammatory nut?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!
Leon, thoughts on Termeric?
The thing about Bernie Sander is that he is going to let his commie flag wave proudly, and the left’s useless idiots are going to be all about it.
Leon, what is the least inflammatory nut?
Low hanging… Fruit.
Turmeric is good, I use it as a seasoning. I take curcumin in gelcaps.
Coconut or macadamias, Mare.
omment by George Orwell on April 30, 2015 11:10 am
Leon, what is the least inflammatory nut?
Low hanging… Fruit.
See? this is why
we can’t have nice thingswe can’t get skinny.Thanks, Leon!
Warren/Sanders 2016
Might just as well get it over with.
Comment by scott on April 30, 2015 10:01 am
In local news, Joerael, Kyshone, and Teharmon were arrested for shooting Taiyron.
http://is.gd/EvICh3
I take embalming fluid in gel caps.
I’m on Facedouche, but I stick to just a few people that I know and who generally don’t publish leftwing crap.
In local news, Joerael, Kyshone, and Teharmon were arrested for shooting Taiyron.
No doubt they were all enrolled in college and looking forward to bright futures in the medical profession.
The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 25% of American Adults consider the mob violence in Baltimore that followed the funeral of a black man who died in police custody to be primarily legitimate outrage. Sixty-three percent (63%) instead characterize it as mostly criminals taking advantage of the situation. Twelve percent (12%) are not sure.
37% of American adults are 100% brain dead.
Also, 38% of Americans vote 120% of the time.
37. Stoopid fingers.
Maybe you need to go on a diet with mare.
Pool party at DiT’s house.
http://is.gd/SIS540
Nutty new post
Pool party at Hillary’s house.
http://is.gd/9u6aY8