Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Have I said how much I love Cyn for linking KCDX radio? This album must be in the KCDX vault, because I’ve heard a couple of songs.
Now that we have something to listen to, let’s ogle some hunks.
Ioan Gruffudd from “Forever”
Masters champion Jordan Spieth.
Redhead for Carin.
Selling some towels. (okay, there’s only so many times you can use the Fletch line.)
Artistic black and white.
And last but not least, a worthy contribution from TiFW.
You can leave your hat on.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Goomernu.
wakey wakey
Ghey
Your mother, while apparently a capable matron, nevertheless leads a double life in which she services the degrading biological needs of myriads of men.
CAC is a daddy.
Woo hoo! Congrats to the meatball!
Which meatball is he?
Heh, love the sidebar picture.
The AOSDD meatball. Good guy.
Which number of meatball, though. There’s so many, any more.
Is he #1, and Gabe #2?
Ate at PF Chang last night.
Underwhelmed.
Lettuce wraps are the best, from what I hear.
Very nice, Roamy!
Found this little gem yesterday almost lost my coffee, I don’t even know what I’m saying:
http://tinyurl.com/qyph63w
I have no idea if Ace is numbering his meatballs or not.
Ben Affleck – what a fucking tool. Why shouldn’t he pretend his ancestors weren’t slave drivers? His whole fucking life is pretend.
It’s all about image. I know exactly why he wants that knowledge suppressed. He thinks if his followers know about it, they will think less of him, even though it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference what his ancestors did, only what he does.
And he’s right. Tools.
I’m pretty sure my ancestors enslaved everyone regardless of race, being a dirty Scandi iceback.
Pretty cool about CACs little miracle baby.
Russ called baby CAC “mini-meatball”
Which is perfect
I sincerely want to eat the yard bunnies. All of them.
I think the smoker is gonna be busy at the CT Brisket Research Center.
When will we see an entry on Hasenpfeffer?
Jay, did you solve the car mystery?
The mystery is deepening. I heard from the car place that the key isn’t an original. It’s stuck in the ignition. I’m missing part of the equation.
For fans of baby pictures (mini-meatball):
https://twitter.com/ConArtCritic/status/590783819466289155
If the democrats want to put a woman on a $20 bill, I recommend they use Obama.
They should compromise & put a piece of fruit on th’ $20.
Oh, that’s what you suggested. Never mind.
I think we could probably con the left into supporting a $3 bill and putting Obama on it.
They’d love it, not get the joke, and we’d laugh our asses off.
What a queer idea, MJ.
Let’s put the Gilded Sasquatch on food stamps and “Chelsea” Manning on military scrip, and our fundamental transformation will be complete.
A judge in Manhattan has ordered a hearing next month on behalf of Hercules and Leo, a pair of chimpanzees that their legal representatives say are “unlawfully detained” at a university on Long Island.
Is this judge perchance a kangaroo?
http://is.gd/m3Z9wE
Oh cool. It’s snowing.
BUNKITY BUNK!!
*orders a drop of seven towelless bartenders and poolstuds to Roamy’s house*
Snow would make me scream, and I would have to cancel my run.
I know it’s a bit early to plan for Halloween but I’m thinking I want one of those vagina costumes so popular with the kids these days.
It’s because I want to go as President.
If you rode a girls bike everyone would get it.
I’m afraid a bicycle would be too binary normative, having only two wheels instead of a rainbow of multiple wheels representing many genders. So I think I’ll ride a tank.
Good morning. Delighted to wake up to CACs good news. Last tweet I saw at 2am was simply “Caesarean.” and then nothing for a couple hours. So I was sweating it all night.
George says tanks run on liquid rainbows, is that a fact XBrad?
They’re also lubricated with unicorn grease. Since January 2009.
Tankers are pretty ghey, so I think they run on KY jelly and wedding cake.
After being pranked by the same nurse in the ER a few times Paula got him back yesterday. She put KY jelly on his phone and had the secretaries call him overhead for a call. He got the jelly ear good.
Aural sex, jimbro?
Pretty much!
Moly-lube is harder to clean off. Or so I’ve heard.
Oh, man, moly-grease on the bolt of the 25mm gun. What a freakin’ mess.
HHD & Thorsday are the best days EVER!!! Thanks Roamy.
Anybody own old poison bottles?
Amber bottle, 7″ x 3″, with raised letters – POISON – just fetched $9000 at auction.
A freaking bottle. A similar bottle got $12,000 in February.
Anybody own old poison bottles?
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Does Shillary count?
http://tinyurl.com/l5xcl3g
Let’s see. For $12,000 I could have a decent two year old used car, or an old poison bottle.
No contest.
It’s interesting because nobody knows how valuable they are. If you found one at a tag sale you could probably get it for $1.
$17,000 http://is.gd/Ut6b07
THX Scott. We have no idea what FiL has in his sheds. Re-thinking just garage sale for his stuff.
It’s worth looking into. These stupid bottles are a perfect example.
liveauctioneers.com is a great place to visit if you want to put a value on something.
You have to sign up, but it’s free and they don’t bother you.
Thanks for all of the lovely gents, Roamy!
Heading out EARLY tomorrow morning to visit my dear Granny to celebrate her 95th birthday – all of the extended family is planning to attend.
Unfortunately, I got a call from my Mom this morning – Granny’s been in a lot of pain the last few weeks; her CAT scan results (received yesterday) indicate that she may have cancer.
It’s going to make this visit bittersweet, but I’m so very glad that we will all be able to see her one last time.
Wow – didn’t mean to bring the post to a screaming halt….
It’s not you, TiFW, the poat is just taking its afternoon nap.
I don’t want to go to work. Waaaaaaah
at least it’s not a (fake) double, Car in!
CNN Tonight host Don Lemon wondered whether possible Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee and declared GOP candidates Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are “black enough” to win over African-American voters but declined to ask the same question of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
I’m beginning to think that conversation about race we need to have isn’t about race at all.
Speaking of racism.
http://rightwingnews.com/democrats/hypocrites-now-four-msnbc-hosts-found-not-paying-their-taxes/
*cough*
I don’t know why any black talking head at PMSNBC even bothers to pay taxes. It’s not like it’s possible to prosecute them.
http://is.gd/SsXRQR
I had some racist thoughts when I saw who had been arrested in the test-taking scam in Atlanta.
Correct spelling is racist.
A Very Happy Birthday to Granny, TiFW
White people aren’t inherently evil.
#raycistthingsnoonesays
I’m going to drink one more Guinness and then pray for something on hotel tv that I can stand to watch.
Then pass out.
On a completely separate note, I learned today that a bank cashier’s checks are no longer valued as cash and holds will be put on them if you deposit them someplace else.
Crazy
I have heard of people getting burned by counterfeits.
Then that makes sense, Scott, that the new bank would do a hold.
Then the bank I left should have given me a heads-up. Douches.
*opens up The H2 Bank; begins issuing totes legit cashier’s checks for all Platinum and Titanium Members*
One lady sold her laptop to someone overseas. The buyer paid with a bank check and accidentally overpaid by a bunch of money. She sends them the laptop, and their change, and finds out a couple days later that the check is fake.
Shit. Us Silver members don’t even get free AA miles.
…and accidentally overpaid by a bunch of money
“accidentally…”
That’s a very, very old scam.
Never never never never.
Never. Never.
Never.
Send it until the check clears.
*dusts off tungsten membership card*
Bank checks used to be cash.
I’m have a coal membership card. What does that get me?
If Rosetta ever sits on you, diamonds.
Potatoes be planted and compost be turned, bishes.
*flashes lamest gang signs known to humankind*
Bwahahahahaha!!!
http://cheezburger.com/70434305/funny-win-video-horse-arr-pirate-racing
Middle School kid in ABQ is “Gender fluid” and he’s claiming the Principal won’t let him wear a dress to the Spring Dance. SMDH in a totes non-judgmental way.
I think “gender fluid” is code for “I’m tired of getting beat up for my lunch money so I’ll claim to be a member of some protected victim class.”
Check your rocket mail Roamy.
Did anybody fly from D.C. to Florida and back to scold anybody else about their carbon footprint today?
I’ve been lazy (Shocker!) and have had hippie hair for awhile. Hair was to my waist. Had it cut off today. I call it 70s Era Pete Rose. Stylist calls it a layered jaw length bob.
Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2015 6:43 pm
On a completely separate note, I learned today that a bank cashier’s checks are no longer valued as cash
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I tried to get change for a $100 bill at a bank a few years ago. They wouldn’t do it. I assume this means they can’t tell if a bill is counterfeit. Who would try to pass funny money at a bank?
There is a commenter at Ace’s with the moniker “artemis” who was highlighted last month on the Sunday Morning Book thread.
Her real writer name is Anne Cleeland and she has a series of murder mystery books. The first, which I have just finished reading is, Murder in Thrall and sets the characters for the the rest of the series (I’m assuming).
You Catholic women in particular (but certainly not exclusively) will love this book, the female lead is funny, self deprecating and a practicing Catholic. I REALLY enjoyed it and read it in one sitting. An unusual love story, with unusual characters, with unusual talents.
I’m hoping the author is actually one of you tools.
“I REALLY enjoyed it and read it in one sitting.”
So that’s where you were.
>>>unusual characters, with unusual talents.
A novel entitled “Your Mom”
Oh, and Happy 95th Grandma! You must be kind of a kickass old lady, but beware the gluten!!!
Yes.
I don’t believe in reading.
Actually, earlier today after work out class, I went to look for something to wear to a wedding I’m attending on Saturday. Let’s just say that evidently sales people DO NOT appreciate people in changing rooms sobbing and intermitting stopping to yell, “WHY, WHY DO ALL THESE THINGS LOOK LIKE SHIT!!”
Reading is a scam.
It’s OK that you enjoy it.
Hahaha
I like you, Mare. I missed you when you were off reading that book.
I love reading but it’s been harder to find stuff that hits the right mark.
I remember Oprah was talking about some book being amazing and so unpredictable and going on and on. Like a dolt I bought the book and after the first about 5-7 pages said to myself, “ah, yeah, the husband’s having an affair and this dialog sucks.”
He’s lying, mare. He spent all that time calling you an egghead.
hahahahah…you’re a good one.
A novel entitled “Your Mom”
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Whose turn is it to kick Jimbro’s ass?
Since nothing fit I’m going to wear ankle length black pants, heels, a black sweater and a black top.
Goth for weddings is in, right?
Oh, get this, I did buy a black top and the type of top at the store is called, “suddenly slim.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oso, your hair in POL is shoulder length right? You might have to update with your new do.
Let’s just say that evidently sales people DO NOT appreciate people in changing rooms sobbing and intermitting stopping to yell, “WHY, WHY DO ALL THESE THINGS LOOK LIKE SHIT!!”
Just do what I do and buy a pair of welding goggles. Everything looks fine.
Mare, don’t do it. When I see women dressed like that, I immediately think “Yep, slimming black.”
Don’t fall for it.
OTOH, I kinda like wimmens in basic black.
“Just do what I do and buy a pair of welding goggles.”
Tito’s works just fine.
Don’t fall for it.
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Dear Hotspur, I’m a 54 year old women. There is very little I fall for, especially in the fashion industry.
But your comment made me laugh, so thanks!
Woman.
I turn 53 in a couple of weeks. I think my junk falls off soon.
Dear Hotspur, I’m a
54 year old womenfelt puppet with a fist up my ass. .It’s an evening deal, at the W hotel downtown. Chic is called for. So obviously the odds of me hitting that mark are slim to none. We’ll see. I hope a lot of fatties go.
Pussy and ass
Mrs Caruthers’s pregnancy has been touch and go a few times, so my junk may as well have fallen off.
Tv sucks. Why do people watch this?
Ann Arbor priest draws fire from “The Bishop”…
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/21/catholic-priest-to-parish-trust-in-god-but-carry-a-concealed-handgun/
Leon, ConArtCritic’s wife’s pregnancy was just about as fraught with difficulty as you can get. He’s the proud parent of a new baby boy today. Hang in there.
Heh, pretty cool, JJ Watt shakes the kid’s hand after singing the National Anthem. Pretty good, too. Not TCU marching band at the Rose Bowl good, but pretty good.
Oops, link: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2439269-jj-watt-surprises-12-year-old-national-anthem-singer-at-rockets-game-day-made
I’m hanging in there, XBrad, I know it will be worth it, just lamenting. 3 more months.
Two more coworkers are quitting. Every trip here is the last time I see someone. This time we’re losing two really good people. It’s almost like we have a retention problem.
Is this paleo?
http://www.theslowroasteditalian.com/2011/09/red-robin-seasoned-oven-baked-fries.html
Mare, POL pic is from 2010. Hair is now that length again. Not talking about the weight.
“Vegetable oil” almost always means industrial seed oils like rapeseed or cottonseed (ie not even food). Potatoes are new world nightshades, but so are tomatoes. I eat fried taters sometimes, but I use coconut, butter, or other animal fat.
I gotta admit, I’m liking the coconut butter popcorn kick I’ve been on. Coconut oil, butter, and just a touch of salt, soo good.
Poor Ben: http://variety.com/2015/biz/news/ben-affleck-slavery-pbs-censor-ancestors-1201477075/
Slavemassa Ben Affleck. Democrat ancestors, a Democrat today. I wonder if he misses Robert Byrd.
I’ve been drinking domestic not craft beer
Had spiced rum, with amaretto, and club tonight. Tasted like Jagr.
Owning the comments.
Spent afternoon with MiL
She decided to relive morning that FiL died today
Dan is becoming more and more Messican every day.
He’s decided to do MiLs yard work himself. Lazy nephew got $40 for nothing. Dan took bids from landscapers and is just doing the yard work himself. SiL wants quotes. I’m boiling.
I sing in the sunshine.
I laugh every day.
Just found out a Moron stole my freak life story as her own. Getting Mean Girl on FB. Why would anybody do that?
Still freaking about the short hair.
Dan knows I H8 his ugly skull and red moles. He came home with a practically bald cut. Left me with dementia MiL and comes home practically bald. I’m so pissed.
I need Cyn to school me in Link Fu
Imagine Beach Boys here.
And here.
Just found out a Moron stole my freak life story as her own.
That’s a paddlin’.
Inserts some George Harrison.
Bob Wills here
I am not teaching you how to link 😉
Evidently, the long hair was exerting a calming influence on Oso…….
Link, kink, sink whatevs.
Oh, goody,
I wonder when Al Sharptounge will show-up here…
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Family-of-man-killed-by-police-He-was-shot-and-murdered-301008241.html
He was turning his life around and had enrolled in school.
Kiss my little pink butt…
Tags are hard…
Wasn’t there some new incident in Ferguson MO in the last day or so, too?
My “give a shit” is broke when it comes to these anymore. “Crying Wolf”, I think, is the phrase I’m looking for.
Linux up for a week, still going strong. Very quick. I’m liking this.
Cyn, Imaginationland for now.
Yes for ferguson, but all eyes are on Baltimore
Googleman just asked me yesterday how you were liking it, Jay. That boy is seriously dialed into computers and all of technology; I pray he finds a way to turn that into some kind of career.
If he’s that dialed in, he’ll have 0 problem finding a career. If he’s the least bit inventive or creative, he’ll have a cakewalk.
Did Oso just ask me in a coded message to suck her balls? I wish I’d not burned my translator book for heat that one cold winter!
I’m trying to figure out how to network applications, so I can share between upstairs and downstairs. Mrs. Jay is going to rejuvenate one of her old laptops, too.
Gman should be fine. He needs to talk to Tush.
I’m really glad to hear that, Jay, it gives me hope. He is sooooo not cut out for school. I swear, I’m throwing a big-assed party if he manages to graduate
Oso translator is so easy.
I like paste.
Find a good tech school, where he can learn good skills. Don’t need a full blown school, just something to point him in the right direction, skills wise. Nice and short, and you hit the ground running.
Time to hit the hay, freaking work wears you down! I only have 6 weeks of vacation left after Memorial Day, and that weekend was just cancelled, too. More time off that I can’t use!
We have a couple of good tech schools here that we’ll be looking into come next year. He would not survive the university setting; neither would I.
Sweet nighty dreams, Jay.
I like paste.
Joe Biden, what have you done with xbrad?!?
I’m not sure Biden is smrt enough to like paste.
Biden isn’t smart enough to lick windows
I’ve got the shop at Amazon button thingy on my blog, just like the one here.
One of my readers does all the shopping for his business through my link.
He just bought a $1200 paint cabinet for flammables. At 6%, that’s pretty sweet.
I should buy all my embalming fluid through your Amazon portal.
I’m looking at my huge calves. They used to be in proportion to my legs. Now, I have freak show huge calves. I’d measure for you, but my tape measure addiction is real.
George, I do MY Amazon shopping through the portal here. TITS beer cozies came from that.
I have to remind myself to do that. When I need something on Amazon I just go and order and forget to go through the H2 portal. Bad Orwell.
I saw Freak Show Huge Calves open for The Mr. T Experience in 2010.
They really are grotesque. Same size as my thighs.
Bidding you g’night with that visual.
RL shit being real tonight. G’night. Billie Holliday earworms
I think Pepe delivered a few Huge Calves this year.
My caves are huge.
http://tinyurl.com/nn2jhn3
Jesus Jiminy Christmas Cricket, the Clintons are dirtier than even I thought!
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/04/23/us-usa-election-clinton-taxes-exclusive-idUSKBN0NE0CA20150423
Understand, if a for profit business made these “errors” there would be SarBox prosecutions.
f
Pull their 990’s, B. lets take a look under the hood.
That’s what Rueters did. Bounced their 990s off their published donor lists.
I’m sure all the correct data is on a hard drive somewhere.
Gnu poat.