Hello Boob Enthusiasts and Jewstin, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
This song is dedicated to Mr. Chumpo, who is probably the first and only ever bus driver to get ejected from an Oingo Boingo cover band concert for fighting. I must admit I am not familiar with the band other than I despise them and everything they’ve ever done and claim to stand for. Going through their youtube catalog made me feel sick to my stomach, and I’m going to predict a sex charge indictment against the lead singer in my life time.
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Our model for today has fake boobs but a really pretty face and heavy internet presence. She has part of a Shakespeare sonnet tattooed on her shoulder which is fucking classy in my book. Born on June 24th, 1987 in Las Vegas Nevada, she is a painter, model, dancer, UFC ring girl, and has been featured in Playboy. Measuring 34D-25-36, 5’6″ and 120lbs, please stop playing favorites and welcome, Miss Brittney Palmer!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Some of those gifs aren’t moving, Clark.
She’s definitely a Palmer, no doubt.
I’m home!
She looks
niceslutty.You didn’t miss much Leon.
Gray sleeveless tee looks like what my friend’s wife used to wear around the house when I was there. She was shocked to find out that I’d seen her tits. Shocked. 👀
We haven’t stopped hearing about Car in”s kittens
You didn’t miss much Leon.
Y’all did. It’s been a long month this week.
I had baked beans cooked on site at the local truck stop today. I’m breaking out the beanpot for homemade beans this weekend. Just need some molasses and maple syrup.
I left $4 on a $10 check. She was pleasant and had nice tits.
I like my baked beans a little bit spicy
Good job Jimbro.
We had to physically block a former coworker from the building when I was down there. Ugly things were happening, and now someone has to do the last weeks of his job that he appears to have simply not done.
Sounds like fun, Leon.
My coworkers do that to me all the time. I just want to use the bathroom, what’s the big deal?
Surprisingly, it was not.
This was after he’d emailed — not said, but emailed — that he was thinking about a lawsuit.
And he was surprised that he wasn’t allowed in.
My coworkers do that to me all the time. I just want to use the bathroom, what’s the big deal?
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HA! “Do NOT go in there!”
Good morning. Nice dickslippers you’re wearing there, Mare.
Nice one!
You all wish!
http://tinyurl.com/lnzbqb8
It’s always good to read Shakespeare during doggy sex.
I’m usually happy enough that I’m at that point. Reading fine literature is just a bonus.
I love this guy, he’s like me only skinnier:
http://tinyurl.com/pxjvoqf
This buffalone character makes me laugh:
http://tinyurl.com/mep3kq8
Carin, set your peepers on this journalist’s byline pic.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/11/southern-poverty-law-center-apologizes-to-ben-carson-for-putting-him-on-its-extremist-list/
I’ve SEEN him before, Lauraw. Yummy.
You think we could get him to send us (and by that I mean me) a few more pictures for HHD?
Okay, she’s not a tucker.
Mare needs a thin-person poop transplant.
During doggy sex, I usually read baseball autobiographies.
Chelsea Manning, the convicted national-security secrets leaker, has been approved for hormone therapy for transition to a woman as an inmate at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth prison, according to a memo obtained Thursday by USA TODAY.
I’m sure it’s all a plan to eventually appear in MMM.
Your tax dollars at work!
hormone therapy for transition to a woman
Let me know when hormones change chromosomes, until then this sentence was written by a buffoon.
Well, consider the source: USA Today.
hormone therapy for transition to something that looks like a really ugly woman
fixt that for them.
someone else can fix my html.
Does General Mills make a cereal branded to the sensitivities of transgender children? Because it’s discriminatory if they don’t accomodate this significant .00001% of our kids and besides, social justice!
hormone therapy for transition to something that looks like a really ugly woman
Hi, Bruce Jenner!
Can’t hurt to try, Carin. You should call him up on the phone.
I fail to see what it gains us as a culture to induldge the delusional.
I fail to see what it gains us as a culture to induldge the delusional.
Nevertheless I confidently predict there will be Transgender Month in schools and universities, dedicated to celebrating all of the achievements of brilliant transgender he/she/fe/zemales through history, and just as now Hollywood makes movies about famous and indispensable people who were
fagsgay, there will be movies and historians who miraculously discover that pivotal figures in history were in fact transgendered.Bet you didn’t know, for instance, that Shakespeare was transgender. Prove he wasn’t.
So, was he a female turned male, or was she a male who couldn’t keep her beard shaved?
So, was he a female turned male, or was she a male who couldn’t keep her beard shaved?
Scholars still dispute this.
The “saint gay” character will now become “saint tranny”. Possibly “magic tranny”, but only if Morgan Freeman isn’t available.
I saw Magic Tranny open for The Revolting Cocks in 1989.
http://i.imgur.com/5Gc0CNO.jpg
So, Ginsburg was sauced at the SOTU. Fuck, who wouldn’t be? Having to sit through an hour of non-stop splooge does not go without its side effects.
HotBride tried to read that fucking book. She put it down and said it was tripe.
As for our model, you can’t see his tuck – well done! 😉
https://gfycat.com/TestyBlindHorsefly#
http://i.imgur.com/kd8zo5t.jpg
Republicans should turn the SotU into a drinking game. Pick a word and everytime TFG says it the entire Republican side yells, “Shot!”
Comment by leoncaruthers on February 13, 2015 10:57 am
I fail to see what it gains us as a culture to induldge the delusional.
Once you convince people to pretend that reality doesn’t apply in one area, it makes it so much easier to do so in others.
I’m waiting for the first transgendered “woman” in the Rangers, SEALs, etc to be used as proof that women are just as capable as men.
I self identify as a tall, athletic black man. When do I get my job as a point guard for the Pistons?
If a man wants to live as a woman, I’m generally OK with that. What someone else does, that doesn’t directly impact on me, I generally don’t care about. Our own occasional Hostage Jenn goes about her life, and is a rock ribbed conservative. So, she’s on my side.
Where I get annoyed is when people are transgendered as a political statement, as it were.
As for the trans SEAL, we’ve already seen that.
While tens of thousands of illegal kids and God knows who else, was crossing the border, this happened. Feds spread out across the country to seize Defenders, claiming they were contraband — but not proving it. It’s long but thorough.
http://jalopnik.com/why-are-the-feds-obsessed-with-seizing-these-peoples-ol-1672381729
“Today there are really only a few legal ways to import a foreign car. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the vehicle safety arm of the U.S. Department of Transportation, requires that a vehicle be 25 years old or older (or already compliant with U.S. safety regulations, like a U.S.-spec vehicle sold abroad) for safety reasons. The Environmental Protection Agency requires the vehicle or engine be 21 years old or older for emissions.”
How is it less safe to import a new car that has airbags and other recent safety features?
Safety my ass, here is the money quote:
But because these imports were moving through unofficial distribution channels, they started eating into automakers’ profits. After Mercedes-Benz and other car companies spent millions of dollars lobbying Congress, lawmakers passed rules in 1988 that heavily restricted the importation of foreign cars.
Republicans should turn the SotU into a drinking game. Pick a word and everytime TFG says it the entire Republican side yells, “Shot!”
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Too violent. They should yell, “Imbibe Spirits!”
It’s an homage to Ted Kennedy. Literally.
What someone else does, that doesn’t directly impact on me, I generally don’t care about.
Yes, this.
Whatever floats your boat and doesn’t bump into mine, have at it Sally.
Just don’t expect me to subsidize, glorify, or otherwise validate your choices just because you are non-mainstream. In case you haven’t noticed, it’s not so easy for anybody out here, really.
Except for MJ. He’s got a pretty sweet deal all the way around.
Jackhole.
As for the trans SEAL, we’ve already seen that.
He was not dressing like a woman while a SEAL.
Whatever floats your boat and doesn’t bump into mine, have at it Sally.
Just don’t expect me to subsidize, glorify, or otherwise validate your choices just because you are non-mainstream.
I think this is good for the gay marriage thing. You want to do have one, good for you. Just don’t force others, who do not want to cater to or participate, to do so.
I fail to see what it gains us as a culture to indulge the delusional.
Possibly the greatest statement in the history of H2 that wasn’t muttered by mare.
Sure, it comes with mini handcuffs, but does it come with a bearbuttplug?
http://tinyurl.com/kqv7gs6
The faggotry is strong around here today.
The problem comes when someone attempts to dictate my behavior. If you’re an ugly guy in a dress, I’m not validating your mental illness with pronouns you’ve demanded. I can be polite to someone like that, but they need help, not dresses and pumps.
A man believing he’s a woman is mentally ill. You can’t treat that with enabling, and I won’t pretend it’s not illness.
And if that makes me a giant asshole, I’m a giant asshole. I genuinely do care about these people and wish there was a way to help them, but I’m equally certain that what we’re doing right now as a culture isn’t helpful.
The faggotry is strong around here today.
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How is today different than other days?
A man believing he’s a woman is mentally ill. You can’t treat that with enabling, and I won’t pretend it’s not illness.
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Leon is scientifical and what not, I agree with him.
MCPO on the links:
http://tinyurl.com/oxlvkg6
It’s a nice thought, “live and let live,” but that’s not what they want, didn’t a couple in CA or CO just have a court decision of $200,000 against them for not wanting to participate in the gay wedding deal?
Back in the old days, all weddings were gay.
And now the truth is revealed, Mare is actually my sockpuppet.
Hey, Leon!
http://tinyurl.com/pjee4qg
How is today different than other days?
Well, Jazz for one.
Ahhhh, hence the “strong” faggotry comment.
Russia will not allow trans-genders to drive.
They all ready have enough traffic problems without allowing demonstrable crazy people to drive…
The Kingsman is funny in a Kick Ass way.
Well, now ChrisP shows up. The faggotry is over the top today.
Faggot Tree?11
Where…?
This is about like driving through the ghetto shouting “nigger”.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/plan-to-broadcast-messages-to-alien-worlds-leaves-cosmologists-worrying-10042555.html
The faggot tree looks positively Seussian
The Lorax weeps
Next storm is being called a snow hurricane.
70 MPH winds.
Jimbro needs bread and milk.
Paula got 2 gallons yesterday. Because she has a soft heart for her kids she also got Hershey’s chocolate syrup. Those little fuckers have gone through half a gallon just yesterday. If they run out the corner store is less than a mile away.
Eel sauce is pretty good.
Man sauce?
“Eel” sauce.
baby gravy
baby batter
Semen Blog.
I am doing last-minute tech support for a customer site that took delivery of software before Thanksgiving, has a hard deadline for testing on Monday, and just started looking at it 2 days ago.
what the hell…?
Why is the floor so sticky in here???
LOL…..H2 dance party –
You people disgust me.
Why is the floor so sticky in here???
Ask the guy lapping up “eel” sauce.
I bet he puts it in tomorrow’s “cock”tail.
“eel” sauce?
Is that anything like clam drippings?
hey – a pic of joe biden at birf:
http://tinyurl.com/nfz8ks6
http://tinyurl.com/kaeorov
the best 2016 race would include that clown….
if only
Voodoo Butter
You laugh, but I could see Biden winning.
He’s totally genuine and 100% believes what he says, even if it’s totally wrong.
People are dumb. Really dumb.
He can fool them.
i would imagine that the DNC will hire this limo guy for Middle Crass Joe (should he decide to run):
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/02/13/driver-in-crash-that-killed-bob-simon-reportedly-had-dead-left-arm-and-license/
“Abdul Reshad Fedah, a 44-year-old Afghan national who lived in a homeless shelter,”
the irony would be awesome
by the way MJ,
you most likely are correct.
my heart weeps for my nations plight. i laugh to stave off insanity.
http://tinyurl.com/ov787ct
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/hs
Organizational day at work, which means I spent an hour at the range with my coworkers and got to bill it.
in other news:
my girls bbal team kicked ass last night – we won…. woooo hooooo!!!
third win for the year.
the game played out like a street brawl.
i damn near had a stroke.
no one was permanently injured.
the ice cream run was justified!
they finally are getting “it”.
i probably will not be allowed to coach next year….
Beansnsnsns…..that’s an hour long….hahahahahah
i probably will not be allowed to coach next year….
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Consider it a badge of honor. I’m proud of you jams.
Stave. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
mare, I think the guy in orange is pupster….the one in light blue, wiser.
Mj, Having martini’s downstairs tonight?
hahahaha….I’m tempted to watch the whole video.
At 23 min in, they introduce a dog possibly named Super Toll….I’m dying here. And the look on the kids faces…..This video is truly H2 inspired.
stave off – as opposed to faggot
i ran it by hs –
see attached memo
Beasnsnsns, you’ve made my mascara run and I’m going out tonight.
Not sure. It was packed last night because they had $3 pints.
Naturally I ordered a martini.
My place is always busy lately though. There’s a new tap room opening across the street so I’m hoping I can get my bar back through increased competition.
There was no attachment.
Ohai
http://tinyurl.com/q8pasqr
tap room bar back sounds ghey
Welp, it’s almost Valentine’s Day, Mr. Mare better get his ass in gear:
http://tinyurl.com/qfnlvoa
tap room bar back sounds they
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Hey, that really does.
sorry – attachment as follows:
“Mj, Having martini’s downstairs tonight?” (mare)
*mj unsure of the term stave off: bundle of sticks vs multiple dicks”
“Not sure. It was packed last night because they had $3 pints. ” (mj)
moral of the story:
because mj was not able to differentiate between sticks, attacks, attachments, and ass packings, his new tap room has been opened.
Oh, now I get it.
http://is.gd/KFB6y5
i
laughdrink to stave off insanity.WE DON’T NEED TO MAKE SENSE!
I need to make sense.
*monkey hearts horse*
&
pups
&
twisted beaker
oh crap!!!11ty
*niggling feeling of teh ghey*
&
racist
http://tinyurl.com/m46hp57
I told you Leon was scientifical.
Good day, pullers for chestiness.
http://is.gd/0gQFZ8
http://imgur.com/gallery/xhJ0mqI
And the look on the kids faces…..This video is truly H2 inspired.
I don’t get how they’re not looking for an exit.
Well done, Sean.
Beasnsnsns, you’ve made my mascara run and I’m going out tonight
Will you be wearing your yellow dance ‘tard?
dance goosherz
That slo-mo puppeh gif is kinda epic when you’re listening to Mastodon in the background.
The nice estate I picked up from a couple of weeks ago? The place that looked like it was owned by Elvis?
Today I found out the guy killed himself, he was broke.
I guess that’s a good reason.
*looks in the fridge…no beer
*kills self
Yay Windows.
http://imgur.com/gallery/6Jrf9OF
Wow, Scott. That’s crazy. didn’t you write that he was in his early 50s?
Scott, any family?
He was 58 and engaged to be married.
If it were me, I would probably go with bankruptcy and living within my means, but that’s just me.
Makes you wonder whether he was ever poor before or was forced to live within his means.
That’s too bad.
Scott, you’ll never be FSA with that kind of attitude.
Having had nothing and something, something is better.
But it’s not worth taking your life.
MJ, this is my new dance partner
http://tinyurl.com/qhuussn
I salt and sugar the glass.
It’s good.
Looks good, Señor Chumpo.
>>>Having had nothing and something, something is better.
But it’s not worth taking your life.
Amen MJ. Despite the occasional hassle, life is worth living.
Looks like a variation of a Dark and Stormy Mr Chumpo
Gracias Senorita. Tienes sed?
I guess it is, Jim. I’ve only had one D&S. I liked it. Im still not sure what was in it (besides the rufy).
I’ll check it out.
Having had nothing and something, something is better.
Unless the something is AIDS.
Yep, same drink.
Unless the something hangs a little too far to the left
http://tinyurl.com/jvhnwza
Having had nothing and something, something is better.
Unless the something is AIDS.
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http://tinyurl.com/mn9g9sb
Mr. Chumpo, what state do you reside in?
(This is NOT a trap.)
If anyone here is unlikely to track you down in meatspace, it’s mare.
Sean speaks truth.
MJ, this is my new dance partner
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Nice. I’m a total sucker for ginger beer.
I’m sure he meant to type “ginger queers,” but autocorrect kicked in.
This is what PG got for Christmas:
http://is.gd/GxOAX4
I was watching the PG gif and got distracted by the size of the microwave. Unless it is a convection oven combo. Either way, it’s huge.
Ah live in Sandy Ego. (for now) I’d like to move back towards ID,WY,MT or TX but I’m on a multi year proj here so I soldier on.
Right now it’s sitting in the top of my closet. So it’s more of a shelf fuck than a flying fuck.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/398578/texas-mom-who-demands-action-lies-camera-charles-c-w-cooke
She’s a fucking fool, but I’d hit it.
PS: That is not my kitchen nor my flying fuck.
Speaking of Chrimmas presents, the logos on my Sriracha mug are wearing off.
I had a heat changing mug that flaked partways off after one trip through the dishwasher. T’was a sad moment.
^^^Obviously not Navy Chiefs. Their mugs are NEVER washed.
It’s 8 degrees.
Laura is not going to enjoy her long walk to the car.
The ice cold car.
6 degrees.
Brrrrr. Poor lauraw. Hot beverage or soup waiting for her?
Minus 2. It’s a 3 dog night and we ain’t got but two.
I feel really bad for the people who will be losing power this weekend.
It’s probably going to dip into the 60s overnight here.
The black widows will keep you warm.
Trees are budding. 70s here. Expecting a freeze next week. Should impact fruit trees, not decorative.
The problem with black widows is that if you see one, you have hundreds.
The doc asked me to start statins. 😦
Testing causes high cholesterol.
Scott, I know. I know. Dan won’t let me burn the condo down to be sure. XB has more BW than we do.
They are most active at night.
Look on the bright side, Tush–it’s apparently not bad enough that he’s ordering you to start ’em.
They seem to be in our garage and around our front door. In the condo, we have daddy longlegs and wolf spiders.
Sean, my GP prescribed them. Is there a difference between asking and ordering?
My boss’s wife is a cardiologist. She more or less threatened me into starting them.
My Numbers are:
HDL 57
LDL 160
Triglycerides 109
Total 239
She says that my numbers don’t look that bad from general American population perspective, but it seems the numbers that are ok for white people aren’t ok for Indians. Brown cholesterol: worse than white cholesterol.
Once again oppressed by the white man.
Nobody knows what a triglyceride is.
Cholesterol and melanin are a deadly mix.
What Sean said. See also Type II.
Did anybody see anybody else take a bite of a donut and put it back in the box today?
G’night. Rewatching Capt America: Winter Soldier. I ❤ comic book movies.
You started eating beef and look what happens.
eat oatmeal everyday and take up a red wine habit.
Nobody gets outta here alive.
See ya later, Aligator.
Just got back from seeing “American Sniper” – great movie.
After the movie, Mr. TiFW wanted to stick around until the “50 Shades of Grey” theater right next to ours let out – I think he was hoping I’d let him take one of the cougars home as an early Valentine’s Day present.
He kept muttering, “Target Rich Environment” and “Like shooting fish in a barrel” all the way to the car ….
Mr Chumpo, I have nothing against red wine, but just talking about it spoils the taste of the single malt I am nursing.
*raises a beer*
To your health. Tushar D
Hi TiF.
Tushar, the important cholesterol “number” is the ratio of Triglycerides to HDL – anything under 4 is good; less than 2 means you are fantastic.
Your ratio is under 2, dude – no way you need to be on statins!
BTW, there are quite a few studies through the years which back that up.
And 50% of heart attacks in men occur in those men whose total cholesterol is below 200 – it’s worthless as a measure of heart health.
*waves to Chumpo*
I sure hope so, TiFW.
Those studies only apply to honkies. I don’t trust the White Man’s “science.”
Colt .45 is for The Brothers.
She seems nice.
White Man speaks with forked tongue.
And I won’t make the same mistakes
(Because I know)
Because I know how much time that wastes
(And function)
Function is the derp
Inside the waiting room
http://tinyurl.com/oke37ms
Minus 12. Holy crap, it usually warms up to at least 0 by now with the sun up. Doing my run around stuff now since it’s not going to happen tomorrow with the blizzard.
I like this hat but it’s a bit too expensive to actually wear around which defeats the purpose.
http://www.nflshop.com/New_England_Patriots_Hats/New_Era_NFL_All_Over_59FIFTY_Fitted_Hat_-_Black_White
Paula looked at it and said “You don’t wear flat brimmed hat like those morons (points chin toward the boys playing video games)”
Good point.
Tushar, I wouldn’t worry. They don’t understand cholesterol yet.
New poat, Scott