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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Rocketboy has been practicing this on his guitar. I haven’t told him the song is older than me.

I watched Agent Carter and saw lots of HHD candidates.
First, we have James D’Arcy
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One Tree Hill alumni Chad Michael Murray
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Enver Gjokaj
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Kyle Bornheimer
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and of course, Chris Evans.
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One more to round this out.
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Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

UPDATE MJ:

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January 14, 2015
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

182 Comments

  1. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 7:42 am

    Banglar Bunk!

    Thank You Roamy!

  2. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 7:43 am

    FINALLY. Peps are awake.

  3. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 7:46 am

    Have we ever featured Theo James here? Hubba hubba.

  4. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 7:49 am

    Morning wimpy squeekholes.

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 7:53 am

    *hands MJ the baby wipes

  6. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 8:04 am

    Need a quick shoe cleaning? Baby wipes.
    Need to get the make-up off before bed? Baby wipes.
    Need to wipe the tire grime off after changing a tire? Baby wipes.

  7. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 8:23 am

    Taking Rocketboy to an eye appointment this morning.

    Amazon is recommending three books I already bought through them. Algorithm fail.

    Trying to figure out wtf is going on with a ISS leak. This is why I don’t work in mission ops.

  8. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 8:33 am

    So this whole TP thing has been a joke in our family for years. My parents use Scott. The kind made from tiny shards of broken glass and asbestos.

    My mom used to tell us that we could have nice things if we used Scott.

    For Christmas I got them a 24 pack of Quilted Northern which started the discussion about weak buttholes with Gunnar’s wife.

  9. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 8:34 am

    What did you think of the SpaceX crash? They probably learned a lot from it.

  10. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 8:35 am

    I sent nice TP to compos. Might have been why he dropped out of the Secret Santa exchange.

  11. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 8:39 am

    Jay, I thought Elon was a jackhole for calling it a failure. No one has done this before, and they have made a lot of progress in just two launches.

    Of course, the main thing was that they successfully sent supplies to ISS (cough, Orbital Sciences, cough)

  12. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 8:40 am

    We buy Scott tissue paper by the gross at Sam’s Club. Well, it’s a 24 or so pack and I always feel like others are judging me when I roll my cart to the register.

  13. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 8:44 am

    To standardize the toilet paper at work they’ve used some kind of single ply third world junk on rolls about a foot tall when new. They put them in a big plastic dispenser under the handicapped rail in all the bathrooms so you practically have to get in a praying position to reach it. I suppose if you are short it’s not a problem.

  14. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 8:46 am

    I updated this post with an old pedo and some random queer.

  15. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 8:48 am

    …and I always feel like others are judging me when I roll my cart to the register.

    You’re not wrong.

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 8:48 am

    It’s old, MJ.

  17. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 8:49 am

    Damn.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 8:51 am

    at our work they bought the new skinnier rolls of toilet paper to save some dollars. But then the rolls didn’t fit on any of the dispensers. So they had to go buy little plastic adapters to make them fit.

    Wonder if it just would have been cheaper to get the same old toilet paper.

  19. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 8:52 am

    Nike has made a Black History Month Collection of sneakers.

    Racists.

  20. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 8:55 am

    Too many people bringing home TP probably prompted the change. I can just picture the conversation about it in my head.

    “Yeah, we’re losing a lot on those fancy G2 gel pens and sticky notes. And we’ve noticed an uptick on our toilet paper expenditures recently”.

  21. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 9:00 am

    Someone once told me that Travelers Insurance saved $60,000 per year when they stopped buying yellow sticky notes.

  22. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 9:11 am

    I was surprised when our office supply cabinet had G2 gel pens for the past few years. They’ve been replaced by some other brand now. Still got 3M sricky notes.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 9:43 am

    Probably right, jimbro, I have to buy my own gel pens now too.

  24. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 9:59 am

    No gel pens? No workie.

  25. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 10:16 am

    I pilfered a lot of corporate-logo stationery right before I lost my office in the sale. I doubt anyone cared. I need to boost a box of pens next time I’m in Fairfax.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 10:21 am

    So bummed I missed out on Space Pens.

  27. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 10:43 am

    I hate the medical establishment

  28. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 10:46 am

    Healthcare should be free.

  29. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 10:54 am

    Baby wipes, duct tape, and a Leatherman. With those three you can rebuild civilization.

  30. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 10:55 am

    Healthcare should be outlawed to strengthen the species.

  31. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 10:56 am

    My mom used to tell us that we could have nice things if we used Scott.

    o_O

    *looks for lauraw*

  32. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 10:57 am

    Healthcare should be outlawed to strengthen the species

    That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about Obamacare.

  33. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 10:59 am

    Nike has made a Black History Month Collection of sneakers.

    Something new to steal.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 10:59 am

    I used Scott one time to mail me my iPad. Would definitely use again.

  35. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:06 am

    Scott 1000 count 27 roll package is very popular on Amazon. Just check out the reviews like this:
    This toilet tissue wipes like a gem. My rear has never felt so clean. All day long I look forward to going to the bathroom.

  36. Comment by pendejogrande on January 14, 2015 11:06 am

    So now we’re an office supply pilfering blog?

  37. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 11:09 am

    Walmart.com usually has better prices on paper goods.

    I just got a year’s supply of paper towels and toilet paper.

  38. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:10 am

    One wipe Everytime! This stuff is like a magic eraser wow…so much better online than in stores.

  39. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 11:20 am

    I am going to pick Laura up at school and take her to lunch

    here
    http://www.puertovallartausa.com/page/Menu
    because I am nice

  40. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 11:23 am

    At one point during Al Gore’s reinventing gov’t, I was bringing office supplies from home to work.

  41. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:24 am

    Scott, be sure to pilfer the menu and the pen to sign your check.

  42. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 11:26 am

    See if they have al Pastor. Ever since one of you morons mentioned that the other night I’ve been craving it. I had to look it up because I had no idea what it was and since then I’ve been wondering if our local places make it.

  43. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:27 am

    Nancy Pelosi used to steal military jets from the office.

    Previous documents obtained by Judicial Watch show the former Speaker’s military travel cost the USAF $2,100,744.59 over one two-year period — $101,429.14 of which was for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol.

  44. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 11:35 am

    re: al Pastor

    me too, jimbro, that looks REALLY good.

  45. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 11:36 am

    The besotted old whore.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 11:36 am

    it was sean that mentioned it, he lives in Northern Mexico, after all.

  47. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 11:38 am

    What’s the big deal about G2 gel pens?

  48. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:40 am

    it was sean that mentioned it, he lives in Northern Mexico, after all.

    *looks at Los Angeles, remembers to don sombrero and play mariachi music*

  49. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 11:47 am

    They write like buttah. Yeah, those babies are worth pilfering.

  50. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 11:48 am

    Are we seriously a poop blog now?

  51. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:49 am

    Heh. So Kathy Shaidle has debunked the latest interwebs flap about How Horrible Thatcher Was. That she was trying to “ban sex toys.” Um, no.

    http://takimag.com/article/spanked_by_the_iron_lady_kathy_shaidle

  52. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 11:49 am

    Once you drive a black G2 gel pen you will never go back

  53. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:52 am

    What could be more serious than poop?

  54. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 11:53 am

    The G2 gel pen: does Rule 34 apply?

  55. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 11:55 am

    Certainly with poop it applies. Gel pens…probably but I’m not looking at work or ever for that matter.

  56. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 11:58 am

    How many G2 gel pens do you have shoved up your ass?

  57. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 12:17 pm

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gel+pen+porn

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 12:17 pm

    NSFW! Well, it kinda is, but whatever.

  59. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 12:19 pm

    Right now?

  60. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 14, 2015 12:21 pm

    “You cannot pass,” he said. … “I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.”

  61. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 12:30 pm

    Day 3 of Winter Storm Watch!!!! OMG y’all, one inch of slow and schools and feds on delay! It is almost 10:30, and the snow hasn’t melted yet!!!! Glad today was my day off. I H8 retail snowdays.

  62. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 12:35 pm

    The G2 gel pen: does Rule 34 apply?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gel+pen+porn

    I… I don’t know why, but um… I. uh… yeah. It does.

  63. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 12:37 pm

    I think we’re talking about sharpies.

  64. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 14, 2015 12:39 pm

    It would be nice to have a day where the high temperature is above freezing. . . my gel pens don’t work when it’s this cold.

  65. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 12:43 pm

    Neither does some of your other stuff.

  66. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 12:47 pm

    Your love of gel pens is merely evidence of your white privilege.

    http://bit.ly/1C7jwfd

  67. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 14, 2015 12:50 pm

    Hotspur – Yeah, that’s the metaphor I was going for. . . thanks.

  68. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 12:50 pm

    Wait… did we just go from Poop to Pens to Penii?! Ha Ha Ha! God, I love this joint.

  69. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 12:53 pm

    How many Penii do you have shoved up your ass?

  70. Comment by MCPO Airdale on January 14, 2015 12:56 pm

  71. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 12:57 pm

    How many pens can you shove in your ink pot?

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 1:14 pm

    Buzzfeed: 20 Words That Have A Different Meaning In The Midwest

  73. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 1:22 pm

    Without even looking yet I’m sure Cornhole will be on the list.

  74. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 1:32 pm

    James D’arcy was excellent as Mr. Pullings in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.

  75. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 1:47 pm

    17. Puppy Chow

    Yum!

  76. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 1:49 pm

    Puppy chow has pot in it up here.

  77. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 1:50 pm

    Hey! How come I didn’t see you at the ghetto bar?

  78. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 1:53 pm

    1) I work on Wednesday. 2) my car is broke 3) the weather/driving was horrible last week.

    Take your pick.

  79. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 1:53 pm

    4) I saw you first.

  80. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 1:54 pm

    You wanna talk about working out?

  81. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 1:56 pm

    When my company deployed to Gitmo, I was stuck back at home base with a handful of others. And we had a budget for office supplies, cleaning supplies and sundries of about $10,000 a month. And found out, it WOULD be spent, since the deployed main body of the company suddenly had their own, separate monthly budget.

    That was right about the time we switched to a Government Purchase Card that you could use at Home Depot and Wal-Mart and OfficeMax, instead of shopping through the GSA.

    They were gone for about 6 months. I had to get creative on coming up with stuff to buy. For instance, when the troops came back, every room had a brand new top of the line iron, ironing board, and about a dozen cans of spray starch.

  82. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 2:01 pm

    Proof that The View is actually a brilliant subversive satire. Nevertheless, whitey be raciss.

    “I have to say I have a theory about showering, [which] is that I think that white people shower a lot more than ethnics. I feel like showering more than once a day or every day is such a white people thing,” (The View’s Naya) Rivera said.

  83. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 2:04 pm

    I shower daily because of my white privilege. If I work out, I’ve been known to take TWO showers on the same day.

    /denounces self

  84. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 2:04 pm

    What WON”T they blame on white people?

  85. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 2:05 pm

    You wanna talk about wormaking out?

    fixted

  86. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 2:06 pm

    What WON”T they blame on white people?

    The advance of Western Civilization.

  87. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 2:15 pm

    Go to a gaming convention. You can meet plenty of white people who lack a daily bathing habit.

  88. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 2:17 pm

    >>>What WON”T they blame on white people?

    Jheri curls

  89. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 2:33 pm

    In their defense, they also don’t work out.

  90. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 2:35 pm

    Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.

    In a lefty’s mind this is preferable for some reason.

  91. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 2:37 pm

    Well, the global population would be sustainable. You know, until the SMOD that they can’t stop.

  92. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 2:52 pm

    Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.

    WITHOUT BABY WIPES!!!

  93. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 2:53 pm

    Think I’ll go run for a bit. I already went to crossfit, but I don’t feel like cleaning and I have a few hours to kill before work.

    What do you guys do when you’re bored?

  94. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 2:54 pm

    Your mom.

  95. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 2:55 pm

    lol

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 2:58 pm

    I read, lately. Dealing with snow has kept me from feeling like I need to do a ton of formal exercise.

  97. Comment by PepeLp on January 14, 2015 3:01 pm

    I love this.

    http://tinyurl.com/khrbzho

  98. Comment by Car in on January 14, 2015 3:01 pm

    I haven’t had to deal with snow. I just drive on top of it.

  99. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 3:20 pm

    Fuck snow.

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 3:22 pm

    I’ve had no choice but to shovel. Wife being pregnant, I’m not taking chances.

  101. Comment by Hotspur on January 14, 2015 3:32 pm

    Pffffttt… I suppose you let her get away with not making sammiches too.

  102. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 3:34 pm

    You should teach the horses to drag a snowplow.

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 3:35 pm

    I’ve considered it. Also I don’t eat sammiches, so it hasn’t come up.

  104. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 3:58 pm

    Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.

    *imagines Tushar in loin cloth*

  105. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:09 pm

    *bangs head against coffin lid, reconsiders, then laughs with hideous cacophony*

    Businesses in West Hollywood have 60 days to comply with a new law requiring all single-stall restrooms to be gender-neutral and not restrict usage to a single sex.

    The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that the law takes effect on Thursday with the aim of accommodating transgender and gender non-conforming people.

    I object to West Hollywood failing to accommodate the feelings and needs of both the trans-human and undead communities.

  106. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:11 pm

    http://bit.ly/1KKMZlf

  107. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:12 pm

    Say, what’s the international airport symbol for spivaks and people who use the pronoun “ze?”

  108. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:20 pm

    ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    http://www.nationalreview.com/node/396363

  109. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:25 pm

    Would it be apropos to say here… Mohammed kilt it?

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 4:26 pm

    Yep. Almost as good as dick butt.

  111. Comment by Jimbro on January 14, 2015 4:28 pm

    I hid a phallic image in your mom

  112. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 4:39 pm

    If you’re ever bored enough to watch Tammy, don’t. Unless you like Melissa McCarthy.

  113. Comment by George Orwell on January 14, 2015 4:43 pm

    Isn’t it inaccurate to call it the “Chapel” bell tower? Isn’t it really a minaret now?

    In a new initiative to promote religious pluralism, Duke University will broadcast the Muslim call to prayer every Friday on campus. The call to prayer—also known as “adhan”—will be chanted by the Duke Muslim Student Association.

    The prayer itself is set to start this Friday at 1:00 p.m. and will be broadcast and amplified from the Chapel bell tower on campus.

  114. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 4:49 pm

    Minaret now. Dhimmis don’t get that part.

  115. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 5:00 pm

    A Walk Among the Tombstones was ok.

  116. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 5:10 pm

    DICKBUTT!

  117. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 5:31 pm

    http://is.gd/2G2cO7

  118. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 5:34 pm

    What is up in the world of Fisthead today?

  119. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 5:41 pm

    There is supposed to be a Fisthead II in the near future.

  120. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 5:55 pm

    Indianapolis Colts player just got busted for rape.

  121. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 6:03 pm

    Criminal or Civil, Scott?

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 6:09 pm

    Rape or rape-rape?

  123. Comment by Jewstin on January 14, 2015 6:12 pm

    Was it rape-rape?

  124. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 6:14 pm

    Re-watching The Avengers. Bad thing about working electronics…55″ TV is lame. I want a 4k smart tv with a curved screen. I married Mr top loading VCR guy.

  125. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 6:14 pm

    It happened a couple of months ago, he was arrested today.
    Something is odd about that.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2015/01/14/josh-mcnary-chaged-rape-indianpolis-colts/21770811/

  126. Comment by Pendejo on January 14, 2015 6:21 pm

    How dos he scam the American taxpayer out of an additional two years of service? The deal has been that if you accept the final two years of your service academy education, then you belong to the service for at least 4 years. How did this cat get cut loose in two? If it’s good enough for Stauback, it’s good enough for all of them.

  127. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 14, 2015 6:23 pm

    Woot.com has been selling refurbished TVs. I keep wondering if they are Oso’s returns and worth the $. 40″ LED HDTV for $200.

  128. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 6:23 pm

    PG, they usually work it out with a combo of reserve and recruit.

  129. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 6:46 pm

    Roamy, I don’t know. I do know that people basically rent electronics and we can’t resell as new. Look into the return policy. 30 days is enough to know a lemon.

  130. Comment by buffalone on January 14, 2015 6:51 pm

    http://is.gd/WW73aY

  131. Comment by buffalone on January 14, 2015 6:58 pm

    MJ will like these, about halfway down are some gritty muppets.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/n3bWX

    I don’t get most of the movie references.

  132. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 7:06 pm

    Buff, if I didn’t work music, DVD, gaming retail I would have no clue. I’d be like Jay Walking loser that 47% of Americans would laugh at and give the runner-up prize to.

  133. Comment by buffalone on January 14, 2015 7:20 pm

    I keep in touch with pop culture with imgur and reddit, I don’t watch much of anything on TV except for sports and some of the Alaska/Mountain Men type reality shows.

  134. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 7:20 pm

    Tomorrow is Thors’day. Blah blah. Friday is new release for Thor’s new movie. Don’t care. Sorry, Cyn. I love Loki!

  135. Comment by osoloco11 on January 14, 2015 7:32 pm

    HQ guy crybaby link. It was all over the Today show. Dan cries more easily than I do. Brian’s Song. Awakenings. Up. Matt Lauer cried at The Notebook.

  136. Comment by lauraw on January 14, 2015 7:56 pm

    Scott doesn’t cry if he has a broken bone or a ruptured intestine. But a puppy video or some little girl singing her heart out will get him damp at the corners.

  137. Comment by lauraw on January 14, 2015 8:01 pm

    Last Christmas Eve I told my father he was not a completely verified human man, but only an ‘Alleged Non-Gorilla.’

    He hasn’t emailed me in a long time. Strange.

  138. Comment by buffalone on January 14, 2015 8:05 pm

    Ouch.

    My mom is friends on facebook with some of my old girlfriends, and likes to ‘catch me up’ with what they are doing now, in front of Mrs. Buffalone.

    “Alleged Non-Female Dog”

  139. Comment by lauraw on January 14, 2015 8:11 pm

    Oh, no no no… this was a moment of levity. We were all kidding around, and we are rough when we play. I was kidding about the strangeness of him not emailing me. That’s actually pretty normal. He only gets on for emergencies.

  140. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 8:14 pm

    ‘catch me up’

    http://tinyurl.com/k4dllup

  141. Comment by lauraw on January 14, 2015 8:14 pm

    Alleged non-dog…? Are you saying your Mom is disparaging your wife?

  142. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 8:17 pm

    I know you mom, but not on Facebook.

  143. Comment by lauraw on January 14, 2015 8:20 pm

    Your mom is on FaceBush.

  144. Comment by MJ on January 14, 2015 8:21 pm

    Your mom is no Fishbook.

  145. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 14, 2015 8:33 pm

    Gyros, day 2. Still delicious.

  146. Comment by buffalone on January 14, 2015 8:33 pm

    I dunno what she was playing at, the two first times I changed the subject, the third time I let her go until she exhausted the subject. I think she was just trying to make conversation, we had been with my folks for 4 days and ran out of small talk. I’m not active on facedork.

  147. Comment by Sean M. on January 14, 2015 8:44 pm

    Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?

  148. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 9:01 pm

    “Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?”

    no, but when i made fun of the techs in manufacturing today, the fire alarm went off and we had to stand in a parking lot in 8 degree weather until the demi-gods of safety decided we could re-descend to the 4th circle of hell.

  149. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 9:07 pm

    Freezing to death is much safer.

    Everybody knows that.

  150. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 9:19 pm

    False alarm, 4 dead.

  151. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 9:33 pm

    as it turned out, a water pipe had burst and was running fluidshod over multiple floors… it was pandemonium – and no one recognized it.

    #i stand with galoshes

  152. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 9:37 pm

    luckily the hammers kept beating…

    and so did x

  153. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 10:03 pm

    k

  154. Comment by jam2 on January 14, 2015 10:18 pm

    i

  155. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 10:23 pm

    This place sucks.

  156. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 14, 2015 10:30 pm

    Your mom sucks.

  157. Comment by Phat on January 14, 2015 10:32 pm

    Pendejo,

    No idea what allowed McNary to get out early. My guess is a junior officer early out program after we left Iraq?

    Back when I graduated, non-pilots had to serve 4 years.

    David Robinson (USNA/Spurs) got out early, he was too tall to serve on a boat and did his service in the reserves as a recruiter.

    Chad Hennings (USAFA/Cowboys) got out early. He was a Warthog guy and got out under the same program open to all pilots after Desert Storm. Not being a draft pick of the Dallas Cowboys, I elected to stay in.

    After my time at USAFA I think we had a Linebacker and a punter who got out of commitments early, but these were force reduction programs open to all junior officers. The AF did have an ‘exceptional athletes’ program, where they would exchange active service for reserve recruiting service. No idea if those guys were part of it.

    It makes sense from a recruiting standpoint. Does a NFL caliber LB do more for the AF being a supply officer in Grand Forks, ND or being on TV every Sunday saying ‘Chris Gizzi, Air Force Academy’?

    Don’t know. Don’t care all of that much. Over the last 25 years we’re talking about 4 players?

  158. Comment by scott on January 14, 2015 10:33 pm

    Brooklyn heritage?

    That means VD.

    They all have it.

  159. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 10:33 pm

  160. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 10:36 pm

    Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?

    See my previous comment for a reference why that’s not really a good idea.

  161. Comment by Jewstin on January 14, 2015 10:46 pm

    We don’t talk about Hephaestus. Hatshepsut, on the other hand. . . I might have to kill some folks I didn’t talk to.

  162. Comment by xbradtc on January 14, 2015 10:47 pm

  163. Comment by Cyn on January 14, 2015 11:02 pm

    *cocktails, debriefs, falls into bed*

  164. Comment by Tushar on January 15, 2015 1:18 am

    I got a gift.

    FOR YOUR MOM.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/mJsmGfp

  165. Comment by George Orwell on January 15, 2015 2:32 am

    My mom goes commando.

  166. Comment by xbradtc on January 15, 2015 3:05 am

    My mom goes commando.

    It’s true.

  167. Comment by Sean M. on January 15, 2015 4:17 am

    Misguided angel hangin’ over me
    Heart like a Gabriel, pure and derp as ivory
    Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead
    Misguided angel, love you ’til I’m dead

  168. Comment by Car in on January 15, 2015 6:56 am

    wakey wakey

  169. Comment by Car in on January 15, 2015 8:13 am

    Dang you guys are lazy today.

  170. Comment by scott on January 15, 2015 8:27 am

    lazy lazy

  171. Comment by Car in on January 15, 2015 8:28 am

    H3?

  172. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 15, 2015 8:31 am

    Just got to my desk.

  173. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 15, 2015 8:35 am

    This place sucks.

  174. Comment by Jimbro on January 15, 2015 8:37 am

    Slept too late today. 0645. Pandemonium as we shepherded the kids through their morning routine and shoved them out the door into the cruel cold world which actually was a nice feeling. Then I enjoyed a nice breakfast sandwich prepared by my lovely woman.

  175. Comment by leoncaruthers on January 15, 2015 8:37 am

    I’d have been here earlier, but there was this thing with your mom.

  176. Comment by Jimbro on January 15, 2015 8:38 am

    Egg, cheese, snausage, English muffin.

    Black coffee.

    Your mom.

  177. Comment by Jimbro on January 15, 2015 8:39 am

    Earthquake in Moosup, CT.

    MOOSUP!!!!

  178. Comment by Jimbro on January 15, 2015 8:41 am

    I blame Laura. Have flying monkeys been darkening the sky with their presence?

    http://www.courant.com/community/plainfield/hc-why-are-plainfield-earthquakes-happening-0114-20150113-story.html

  179. Comment by daveintexas on January 15, 2015 8:43 am

    pre-Friday

  180. Comment by Car in on January 15, 2015 8:51 am

    Dave, we’re on a M- W- F schedule here.
    Tuesdays and thursday do not appear.

  181. Comment by Cyn on January 15, 2015 8:52 am

    here

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/01/15/nuther-day-nuther-dollar/

  182. Comment by daveintexas on January 15, 2015 9:11 am

    >> Tuesdays and thursday do not appear.

    OH. Well ok. Fuck Tuesday anyway, that’s a given


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