Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Rocketboy has been practicing this on his guitar. I haven’t told him the song is older than me.
I watched Agent Carter and saw lots of HHD candidates.
First, we have James D’Arcy
One Tree Hill alumni Chad Michael Murray
Enver Gjokaj
Kyle Bornheimer
and of course, Chris Evans.
One more to round this out.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Banglar Bunk!
Thank You Roamy!
FINALLY. Peps are awake.
Have we ever featured Theo James here? Hubba hubba.
Morning wimpy squeekholes.
*hands MJ the baby wipes
Need a quick shoe cleaning? Baby wipes.
Need to get the make-up off before bed? Baby wipes.
Need to wipe the tire grime off after changing a tire? Baby wipes.
Taking Rocketboy to an eye appointment this morning.
Amazon is recommending three books I already bought through them. Algorithm fail.
Trying to figure out wtf is going on with a ISS leak. This is why I don’t work in mission ops.
So this whole TP thing has been a joke in our family for years. My parents use Scott. The kind made from tiny shards of broken glass and asbestos.
My mom used to tell us that we could have nice things if we used Scott.
For Christmas I got them a 24 pack of Quilted Northern which started the discussion about weak buttholes with Gunnar’s wife.
What did you think of the SpaceX crash? They probably learned a lot from it.
I sent nice TP to compos. Might have been why he dropped out of the Secret Santa exchange.
Jay, I thought Elon was a jackhole for calling it a failure. No one has done this before, and they have made a lot of progress in just two launches.
Of course, the main thing was that they successfully sent supplies to ISS (cough, Orbital Sciences, cough)
We buy Scott tissue paper by the gross at Sam’s Club. Well, it’s a 24 or so pack and I always feel like others are judging me when I roll my cart to the register.
To standardize the toilet paper at work they’ve used some kind of single ply third world junk on rolls about a foot tall when new. They put them in a big plastic dispenser under the handicapped rail in all the bathrooms so you practically have to get in a praying position to reach it. I suppose if you are short it’s not a problem.
I updated this post with an old pedo and some random queer.
…and I always feel like others are judging me when I roll my cart to the register.
You’re not wrong.
It’s old, MJ.
Damn.
at our work they bought the new skinnier rolls of toilet paper to save some dollars. But then the rolls didn’t fit on any of the dispensers. So they had to go buy little plastic adapters to make them fit.
Wonder if it just would have been cheaper to get the same old toilet paper.
Nike has made a Black History Month Collection of sneakers.
Racists.
Too many people bringing home TP probably prompted the change. I can just picture the conversation about it in my head.
“Yeah, we’re losing a lot on those fancy G2 gel pens and sticky notes. And we’ve noticed an uptick on our toilet paper expenditures recently”.
Someone once told me that Travelers Insurance saved $60,000 per year when they stopped buying yellow sticky notes.
I was surprised when our office supply cabinet had G2 gel pens for the past few years. They’ve been replaced by some other brand now. Still got 3M sricky notes.
Probably right, jimbro, I have to buy my own gel pens now too.
No gel pens? No workie.
I pilfered a lot of corporate-logo stationery right before I lost my office in the sale. I doubt anyone cared. I need to boost a box of pens next time I’m in Fairfax.
So bummed I missed out on Space Pens.
I hate the medical establishment
Healthcare should be free.
Baby wipes, duct tape, and a Leatherman. With those three you can rebuild civilization.
Healthcare should be outlawed to strengthen the species.
My mom used to tell us that we could have nice things if we used Scott.
o_O
*looks for lauraw*
Healthcare should be outlawed to strengthen the species
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about Obamacare.
Nike has made a Black History Month Collection of sneakers.
Something new to steal.
I used Scott one time to mail me my iPad. Would definitely use again.
Scott 1000 count 27 roll package is very popular on Amazon. Just check out the reviews like this:
This toilet tissue wipes like a gem. My rear has never felt so clean. All day long I look forward to going to the bathroom.
So now we’re an office supply pilfering blog?
Walmart.com usually has better prices on paper goods.
I just got a year’s supply of paper towels and toilet paper.
One wipe Everytime! This stuff is like a magic eraser wow…so much better online than in stores.
I am going to pick Laura up at school and take her to lunch
here
http://www.puertovallartausa.com/page/Menu
because I am nice
At one point during Al Gore’s reinventing gov’t, I was bringing office supplies from home to work.
Scott, be sure to pilfer the menu and the pen to sign your check.
See if they have al Pastor. Ever since one of you morons mentioned that the other night I’ve been craving it. I had to look it up because I had no idea what it was and since then I’ve been wondering if our local places make it.
Nancy Pelosi used to steal military jets from the office.
Previous documents obtained by Judicial Watch show the former Speaker’s military travel cost the USAF $2,100,744.59 over one two-year period — $101,429.14 of which was for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol.
re: al Pastor
me too, jimbro, that looks REALLY good.
The besotted old whore.
it was sean that mentioned it, he lives in Northern Mexico, after all.
What’s the big deal about G2 gel pens?
it was sean that mentioned it, he lives in Northern Mexico, after all.
*looks at Los Angeles, remembers to don sombrero and play mariachi music*
They write like buttah. Yeah, those babies are worth pilfering.
Are we seriously a poop blog now?
Heh. So Kathy Shaidle has debunked the latest interwebs flap about How Horrible Thatcher Was. That she was trying to “ban sex toys.” Um, no.
http://takimag.com/article/spanked_by_the_iron_lady_kathy_shaidle
Once you drive a black G2 gel pen you will never go back
What could be more serious than poop?
The G2 gel pen: does Rule 34 apply?
Certainly with poop it applies. Gel pens…probably but I’m not looking at work or ever for that matter.
How many G2 gel pens do you have shoved up your ass?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gel+pen+porn
NSFW! Well, it kinda is, but whatever.
Right now?
“You cannot pass,” he said. … “I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.”
Day 3 of Winter Storm Watch!!!! OMG y’all, one inch of slow and schools and feds on delay! It is almost 10:30, and the snow hasn’t melted yet!!!! Glad today was my day off. I H8 retail snowdays.
The G2 gel pen: does Rule 34 apply?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gel+pen+porn
I… I don’t know why, but um… I. uh… yeah. It does.
I think we’re talking about sharpies.
It would be nice to have a day where the high temperature is above freezing. . . my gel pens don’t work when it’s this cold.
Neither does some of your other stuff.
Your love of gel pens is merely evidence of your white privilege.
http://bit.ly/1C7jwfd
Hotspur – Yeah, that’s the metaphor I was going for. . . thanks.
Wait… did we just go from Poop to Pens to Penii?! Ha Ha Ha! God, I love this joint.
How many Penii do you have shoved up your ass?
How many pens can you shove in your ink pot?
Buzzfeed: 20 Words That Have A Different Meaning In The Midwest
Without even looking yet I’m sure Cornhole will be on the list.
James D’arcy was excellent as Mr. Pullings in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
17. Puppy Chow
Yum!
Puppy chow has pot in it up here.
Hey! How come I didn’t see you at the ghetto bar?
1) I work on Wednesday. 2) my car is broke 3) the weather/driving was horrible last week.
Take your pick.
4) I saw you first.
You wanna talk about working out?
When my company deployed to Gitmo, I was stuck back at home base with a handful of others. And we had a budget for office supplies, cleaning supplies and sundries of about $10,000 a month. And found out, it WOULD be spent, since the deployed main body of the company suddenly had their own, separate monthly budget.
That was right about the time we switched to a Government Purchase Card that you could use at Home Depot and Wal-Mart and OfficeMax, instead of shopping through the GSA.
They were gone for about 6 months. I had to get creative on coming up with stuff to buy. For instance, when the troops came back, every room had a brand new top of the line iron, ironing board, and about a dozen cans of spray starch.
Proof that The View is actually a brilliant subversive satire. Nevertheless, whitey be raciss.
“I have to say I have a theory about showering, [which] is that I think that white people shower a lot more than ethnics. I feel like showering more than once a day or every day is such a white people thing,” (The View’s Naya) Rivera said.
I shower daily because of my white privilege. If I work out, I’ve been known to take TWO showers on the same day.
/denounces self
What WON”T they blame on white people?
You wanna talk about
wormaking out?fixted
What WON”T they blame on white people?
The advance of Western Civilization.
Go to a gaming convention. You can meet plenty of white people who lack a daily bathing habit.
>>>What WON”T they blame on white people?
Jheri curls
In their defense, they also don’t work out.
Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.
In a lefty’s mind this is preferable for some reason.
Well, the global population would be sustainable. You know, until the SMOD that they can’t stop.
Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.
WITHOUT BABY WIPES!!!
Think I’ll go run for a bit. I already went to crossfit, but I don’t feel like cleaning and I have a few hours to kill before work.
What do you guys do when you’re bored?
Your mom.
lol
I read, lately. Dealing with snow has kept me from feeling like I need to do a ton of formal exercise.
I love this.
http://tinyurl.com/khrbzho
I haven’t had to deal with snow. I just drive on top of it.
Fuck snow.
I’ve had no choice but to shovel. Wife being pregnant, I’m not taking chances.
Pffffttt… I suppose you let her get away with not making sammiches too.
You should teach the horses to drag a snowplow.
I’ve considered it. Also I don’t eat sammiches, so it hasn’t come up.
Without white people everyone else would be shitting in the open, eating bugs, and wearing loin cloths.
*imagines Tushar in loin cloth*
*bangs head against coffin lid, reconsiders, then laughs with hideous cacophony*
Businesses in West Hollywood have 60 days to comply with a new law requiring all single-stall restrooms to be gender-neutral and not restrict usage to a single sex.
The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that the law takes effect on Thursday with the aim of accommodating transgender and gender non-conforming people.
I object to West Hollywood failing to accommodate the feelings and needs of both the trans-human and undead communities.
http://bit.ly/1KKMZlf
Say, what’s the international airport symbol for spivaks and people who use the pronoun “ze?”
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.nationalreview.com/node/396363
Would it be apropos to say here… Mohammed kilt it?
Yep. Almost as good as dick butt.
I hid a phallic image in your mom
If you’re ever bored enough to watch Tammy, don’t. Unless you like Melissa McCarthy.
Isn’t it inaccurate to call it the “Chapel” bell tower? Isn’t it really a minaret now?
In a new initiative to promote religious pluralism, Duke University will broadcast the Muslim call to prayer every Friday on campus. The call to prayer—also known as “adhan”—will be chanted by the Duke Muslim Student Association.
The prayer itself is set to start this Friday at 1:00 p.m. and will be broadcast and amplified from the Chapel bell tower on campus.
Minaret now. Dhimmis don’t get that part.
A Walk Among the Tombstones was ok.
DICKBUTT!
http://is.gd/2G2cO7
What is up in the world of Fisthead today?
There is supposed to be a Fisthead II in the near future.
Indianapolis Colts player just got busted for rape.
Criminal or Civil, Scott?
Rape or rape-rape?
Was it rape-rape?
Re-watching The Avengers. Bad thing about working electronics…55″ TV is lame. I want a 4k smart tv with a curved screen. I married Mr top loading VCR guy.
It happened a couple of months ago, he was arrested today.
Something is odd about that.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2015/01/14/josh-mcnary-chaged-rape-indianpolis-colts/21770811/
How dos he scam the American taxpayer out of an additional two years of service? The deal has been that if you accept the final two years of your service academy education, then you belong to the service for at least 4 years. How did this cat get cut loose in two? If it’s good enough for Stauback, it’s good enough for all of them.
Woot.com has been selling refurbished TVs. I keep wondering if they are Oso’s returns and worth the $. 40″ LED HDTV for $200.
PG, they usually work it out with a combo of reserve and recruit.
Roamy, I don’t know. I do know that people basically rent electronics and we can’t resell as new. Look into the return policy. 30 days is enough to know a lemon.
http://is.gd/WW73aY
MJ will like these, about halfway down are some gritty muppets.
http://imgur.com/gallery/n3bWX
I don’t get most of the movie references.
Buff, if I didn’t work music, DVD, gaming retail I would have no clue. I’d be like Jay Walking loser that 47% of Americans would laugh at and give the runner-up prize to.
I keep in touch with pop culture with imgur and reddit, I don’t watch much of anything on TV except for sports and some of the Alaska/Mountain Men type reality shows.
Tomorrow is Thors’day. Blah blah. Friday is new release for Thor’s new movie. Don’t care. Sorry, Cyn. I love Loki!
HQ guy crybaby link. It was all over the Today show. Dan cries more easily than I do. Brian’s Song. Awakenings. Up. Matt Lauer cried at The Notebook.
Scott doesn’t cry if he has a broken bone or a ruptured intestine. But a puppy video or some little girl singing her heart out will get him damp at the corners.
Last Christmas Eve I told my father he was not a completely verified human man, but only an ‘Alleged Non-Gorilla.’
He hasn’t emailed me in a long time. Strange.
Ouch.
My mom is friends on facebook with some of my old girlfriends, and likes to ‘catch me up’ with what they are doing now, in front of Mrs. Buffalone.
“Alleged Non-Female Dog”
Oh, no no no… this was a moment of levity. We were all kidding around, and we are rough when we play. I was kidding about the strangeness of him not emailing me. That’s actually pretty normal. He only gets on for emergencies.
‘catch me up’
http://tinyurl.com/k4dllup
Alleged non-dog…? Are you saying your Mom is disparaging your wife?
I know you mom, but not on Facebook.
Your mom is on FaceBush.
Your mom is no Fishbook.
Gyros, day 2. Still delicious.
I dunno what she was playing at, the two first times I changed the subject, the third time I let her go until she exhausted the subject. I think she was just trying to make conversation, we had been with my folks for 4 days and ran out of small talk. I’m not active on facedork.
Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?
“Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?”
no, but when i made fun of the techs in manufacturing today, the fire alarm went off and we had to stand in a parking lot in 8 degree weather until the demi-gods of safety decided we could re-descend to the 4th circle of hell.
Freezing to death is much safer.
Everybody knows that.
False alarm, 4 dead.
as it turned out, a water pipe had burst and was running fluidshod over multiple floors… it was pandemonium – and no one recognized it.
#i stand with galoshes
luckily the hammers kept beating…
and so did x
k
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This place sucks.
Your mom sucks.
Pendejo,
No idea what allowed McNary to get out early. My guess is a junior officer early out program after we left Iraq?
Back when I graduated, non-pilots had to serve 4 years.
David Robinson (USNA/Spurs) got out early, he was too tall to serve on a boat and did his service in the reserves as a recruiter.
Chad Hennings (USAFA/Cowboys) got out early. He was a Warthog guy and got out under the same program open to all pilots after Desert Storm. Not being a draft pick of the Dallas Cowboys, I elected to stay in.
After my time at USAFA I think we had a Linebacker and a punter who got out of commitments early, but these were force reduction programs open to all junior officers. The AF did have an ‘exceptional athletes’ program, where they would exchange active service for reserve recruiting service. No idea if those guys were part of it.
It makes sense from a recruiting standpoint. Does a NFL caliber LB do more for the AF being a supply officer in Grand Forks, ND or being on TV every Sunday saying ‘Chris Gizzi, Air Force Academy’?
Don’t know. Don’t care all of that much. Over the last 25 years we’re talking about 4 players?
Brooklyn heritage?
That means VD.
They all have it.
Did anybody agree to talk (off the record, natch) to anybody else about Project Hephaestus today?
See my previous comment for a reference why that’s not really a good idea.
We don’t talk about Hephaestus. Hatshepsut, on the other hand. . . I might have to kill some folks I didn’t talk to.
*cocktails, debriefs, falls into bed*
I got a gift.
FOR YOUR MOM.
http://imgur.com/gallery/mJsmGfp
My mom goes commando.
My mom goes commando.
It’s true.
Misguided angel hangin’ over me
Heart like a Gabriel, pure and derp as ivory
Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead
Misguided angel, love you ’til I’m dead
wakey wakey
Dang you guys are lazy today.
lazy lazy
H3?
Just got to my desk.
This place sucks.
Slept too late today. 0645. Pandemonium as we shepherded the kids through their morning routine and shoved them out the door into the cruel cold world which actually was a nice feeling. Then I enjoyed a nice breakfast sandwich prepared by my lovely woman.
I’d have been here earlier, but there was this thing with your mom.
Egg, cheese, snausage, English muffin.
Black coffee.
Your mom.
Earthquake in Moosup, CT.
MOOSUP!!!!
I blame Laura. Have flying monkeys been darkening the sky with their presence?
http://www.courant.com/community/plainfield/hc-why-are-plainfield-earthquakes-happening-0114-20150113-story.html
pre-Friday
Dave, we’re on a M- W- F schedule here.
Tuesdays and thursday do not appear.
here
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/01/15/nuther-day-nuther-dollar/
>> Tuesdays and thursday do not appear.
OH. Well ok. Fuck Tuesday anyway, that’s a given