Good morning, and welcome to the last HHD of 2014. Computer is balkier than Carin trying to make a phone call, but let’s see what we can do.
Today’s HHD spotlight is on Garrett Hedlund. He plays Hook in the next reboot of Peter Pan. Never knew Hook was cute.
That’s all I have time for. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I’d do a “new poat!” on the old one, but it tells me that the comment section is closed.
A redhead?
*gasps, swoons …
Good morning! I love this blog. You guys all made it so that Tuesday never happened yesterday. So, like, it was Monday…and then instead of having Tuesday, everybody just took another shot at Monday.
Which makes way more sense and is easier on the constitution, if you ask me. And now, Humpday.
*does the dance*
*spreads out and explores the studio space*
New Year’s Eve. Gonna dye my hair and find some horseshit.
Closed? Must have been getting spammed, or WP is busted.
There was a link at the bottom, at least.
Lauraw, we’re all about making life as better for you as possible.
Today is all about the Eve.
http://tinyurl.com/obgvvqr
The buildup of poop and hay near the gate of our pasture is now thick enough that I think I can scoop off enough of it to fill a raised bed readily.
I think it’s time to start our milk crate seeds, isn’t it?
Milk jUG seeds, I mean.
Yeah, I’d think. I was considering trying to sprout tomatoes and peppers in the barn or here in the office.
In one of my old country bands me and the drummer would sing “help me make it through this song”
Thanks, Carin.
I think you can milk-jug start hardy seeds now, like certain perennials that self-sow. Too early for the nightshades.
Last night I found some graph paper and I reworked my whole garden plan. Looking at it now. Pretty stoked.
In one of my old country bands me and the drummer would sing “help me make it through this song”
I would have laughed.
Might want to mute this, but the visuals are pretty cool.
I stole some seeds off of my butterfly weed. I’m hoping to get a lot of news ones of that going.
Help me make it through your mom.
Ha ha h aha
HHD BUNK!
Carin, did you ever grow that red cardinal flower? I noticed some rosettes coming up in my fig tree’s pot. It was planted next to my cardinal plants and must have gotten dusted with seed.
Can’t remember what other seeds I sent you that time.
I don’t think you are supposed to talk about butterfly weed.
Morning window lickers.
I lick windows any time of day.
The red cardinal flower is growing fine. I got one up great the first year, and it keeps coming back, but I’ve not had luck getting seeds and making more. I think I took the seeds at the wrong time. Another year, I went to get them and the pods had already dispersed.
If I could quit my window licking habit, my windows would be a LOT cleaner.
Perhaps if I didn’t eat yogurt right before I did it?
Gross. I always use peanut butter.
>>>>Perhaps if I didn’t eat yogurt right before I did it?
That has got to be a euphemism. Got to be.
I can’t eat peanut butter. Tree nuts only. I’ll try it with almond butter. It’s a little chunckier/grittier so I imagine it’s going to leave a bit more residue.
It’s 18F and foggy. I’ve about had enuf winter already.
It’s 17º here. So far it’s been a pretty mild winter, so I’m not complaining… yet.
So what’s everyone’s New Year’s resolution going to be?
I’m going to give up your mom.
Oh, wait. That will be for Lent.
1) Deadlift 120
2) backsquat 180
3) Give MJ more grief for not hanging out at the h2
4) eat out more
That’s about it.
Oops, deadlift 220
I’d also like to be able to power clean 110
Number 3 looks pretty interesting.
*mails starving hyena to MI
I’ll be at the ghetto bar on Tuesday around 8pm. You going to make it?
1) Finish reading bible
2) Read 12 other books
3) Build and use garden
4) Keep writing book for baby
5) Human flag by October
I will be in Fairfax next week, as I feared.
Your mom could use a good power clean.
Backsquat?
*giggles*
As opposed to a front, overhead, split, or goblet squat.
Morning all…
1). Quit drinking
B) Quit eating
3⃣) Quit masturbating
🉐) Dig up Hotspur’s mom and give her the “old college try”.
>> If I could quit my window licking habit, my windows would be a LOT cleaner.
If I quit your windows would be a lot cleaner on the outside too.
Cold snap here, just for GO’s visit. 9 degrees and overcast, not gonna warm up.
Resolutions…… Mainly try to cut down on sweets, and your Mom.
Think I should do a soil test this year. Usually just wing it, but it couldn’t hurt to find out if there are any deficiencies or whatever.
Some rock dust is probably a good idea, regardless.
Rock dust is really only necessary for poor soil, it turns out: rock dust and biochar trials
Rock dust is a scam.
Not exactly a scam, it just seems to only really help if your soil isn’t very fertile/mineral rich.
View from my coffin.
http://is.gd/070xhA
🉐) Dig up Hotspur’s mom and give her the “old college try”.
Get in line, buddy.
Mmm, Pepe… 10° this morning. Almost freezes the embalming fluid.
Oh, ate at La Fonda last night. Very liberal-minded in Santa Fe. No qualms serving a corpse.
And before you call this guy a racist, read the entire piece.
http://www.amren.com/features/2014/05/confessions-of-a-public-defender/
So, I was watching a few college basketball games recently, and I was struck by the number of players who place “Jr.” after their names on their jerseys. Then I cam to the realization that these are young black men who want the world to know that they know who their fathers are, and that they are an important part of their life.
Sad, but probably true.
And fucking racist.
Hotspur, your citation isn’t from a racist but someone committing the heinous crime of telling the truth.
I’ve read it, HS. Depressing. There’s another one out there from a gal that tried to teach in the inner city that’s similarly depressing and racist.
George, I’m having an Arturo Fuente Shark now. Pretty good cigar. Do they allow cigars in Santa Fe?
Citation hall of fame, too:
http://allenbwest.com/2014/12/quite-possibly-racist-article-will-ever-read/
I’m a dead man. Dead men don’t play by anyone’s rules.
*blows ring of smoke with casual disdain*
Actually FIL has a couple of stogies in a sack so there must be smoke in my future.
That bodes well for the future of your marriage!
So what’s everyone’s New Year’s resolution going to be?
No more cocaine or redheaded strippers named Tyffani.
redheaded strippers named Tyffani.
What!?! She told me we were exclusive.
Stick to redheaded strippers named Felicity.
What!?! She told me we were exclusive.
Apparently she thinks you’re dead in the sack.
I make it a policy to avoid girls with names where the ‘i’ and the ‘y’ can be interchanged.
No more necrofelia for Tyffani.
Necrophilia
My younger brother made the same observation about RG3 the year he won the heisman. If a black kid can trace his genealogy back 3 generations, he’s prolly got a better than avg chance to make it.
Autoplushophilia
MJ?
Hey, baby. I’m dead. I’m one stiff man. You know what they say about stiff men.
Red headed strippers are a scam.
4) Keep writing book for baby
Wut?
You know what they say about stiff men.
All bone?
On the last day of the year I’m allowed one major misspelling.
They plan their entire lives around the expectation that they will always get free money and never have to work. I do not see this among whites, Hispanics, or any other people.
Maybe not in court, do you see it, but they’re out there. Try working in a Walmart.
Wiserbud, yesterday, about the relative who knocked up a stripper:
the step-mother of the cousin-in-law who wants to now include the new child and the the stripper mom as part of her family in all future family functions
I cannot imagine any downside to allowing a married-man-fucking, homewrecking, baby-trap laying slut, to wriggle her way further into a well-to-do family.
None at all. Seems legit. Good judgement call.
God, sometimes I think men are just the most fucking retarded beings on Earth, but then some woman has to go and set me straight.
I’m writing as much as I can about life stuff and history, things the baby could only learn from me, just in case I’m not around, and so there’s something there from me to my child from the young, pre-dad me that he or she will never get to meet.
You know what they say about stiff men.
—–
All bone?
Let’s just say that Viagra makes no discernible change in me.
Of course, neither does anything else.
I think I may have missed something, Leon. Are you expecting?
Alrighty, my goals for the next year.
Physical:
Deadlift 405lbs
20x Pull Ups
7 min 1-mile run
Pass the Black Falcon scholar test
Mental:
Complete a linear algebra class
Learn Farsi
Learn the basics of a programming language
Personal:
Attend one milonga a month
Attend one contra dance per quarter
Take six hours of waltz lessons
Write two short stories.
take six hours of riding lessons
The one problem with the author of the article on confessions of a public defender is the usual libtard blind spot: he says we have a duty to look after people who cannot look after themselves.
Once a moral duty becomes an entitlement with force of law, putting a gun to others’ heads to coerce them into paying for another group, there is no force on earth that can prevent the social disaster such entitlements produce.
In the article about the public defender, after he described a day in the life of himself and insanity…with the answers to what ails that particular community, in said writing…..he goes and says this…..does anyone else see a problem? Is he that f*cking stupid?
“I am a liberal. I believe that those of us who are able to produce abundance have a moral duty to provide basic food, shelter, and medical care for those who cannot care for themselves. I believe we have this duty even to those who can care for themselves but don’t. This world view requires compassion and a willingness to act on it.
My experience has taught me that we live in a nation in which a jury is more likely to convict a black defendant who has committed a crime against a white. Even the dullest of blacks know this. There would be a lot more black-on-white crime if this were not the case.
However, my experience has also taught me that blacks are different by almost any measure to all other people. They cannot reason as well. They cannot communicate as well. They cannot control their impulses as well. They are a threat to all who cross their paths, black and non-black alike.
I do not know the solution to this problem. I do know that it is wrong to deceive the public. Whatever solutions we seek should be based on the truth rather than what we would prefer was the truth. As for myself, I will continue do my duty to protect the rights of all who need me.”
Yes, beasn. July 18, 2015.
My goals for the new year –
– get active
– ditch the sugar
– lose 20 pounds
– get more home improvements done
The problems stare him in the face, and like a committed proggie, he draws all the wrong conclusions.
WOO HOO, that’s wonderful, leon! Congrats to you and Mrs. Caruthers.
I am a liberal. I believe that those of us who are able to produce abundance have a moral duty to provide basic food, shelter, and medical care for those who cannot care for themselves. I believe we have this duty even to those who can care for themselves but don’t. This world view requires compassion and a willingness to act on it.
None of this is “liberal” you retarded buffoon. All of it is simple charity, and requires absolutely nothing in the way of government.
Right on, George. Plus, he includes those who can, but *choose* not to look after themselves. He says it is a moral duty of those who can provide abundance, to still provide for willful dependents as well.
Well what happens to the dependent in times of scarcity, or in times of disaster? And why should we increase the burden to providers when they may be struggling just to take care of those who are truly needy through no choice of their own?
We need to champion self-reliance simply out of prudence, because there are no guarantees in any age.
I believe we have this duty even to those who can care for themselves but don’t.
Um, no. You don’t work, you don’t eat. He serves a whole community of the able-bodied and lazy making atrocious life choices and he wonders why…..only to conclude blacks must be inferior.
What Leon said.
My experience has taught me that we live in a nation in which a jury is more likely to convict a black defendant who has committed a crime against a white. Even the dullest of blacks know this. There would be a lot more black-on-white crime if this were not the case.
Guess he hasn’t looked that close at crime stats. Black on black crime is awful….Black on white crime is pretty bad too and he says there would be more if they thought they’d get away with it.
In true liberal form, he’s a racist.
It’s amazing someone could work and live amidst all this black culture pathology, concisely relate all of it in written form, and learn nothing. In fact, he admits he doesn’t know the answer. And I thought liberals knew the answer to everything.
In his heart of hearts, he knows the answer but it was probably thumped out of his head by liberal professors because RAYCISS and
WHITE PRIVILEGE and the ugly remnants of slavery or some such bullshit.
Kinda like telling young women to turn off their inner voice and get on the elevator even though the two gangbangers within, are giving off a bad vibe.
I don’t make resolutions but I’d say mine are pretty well in line with beasn’s
And I need to learn what a milonga is in 2015.
A milonga is a dance where you go to dance Argentine tango.
Blacks commit most of the crimes against other blacks. Furthermore, black-against-white crime is more prevalent than white-against-black, when accounting for proportions of each race in the total population.
Then he drops this:
My experience has taught me that we live in a nation in which a jury is more likely to convict a black defendant who has committed a crime against a white.
More likely than what? This is meaningless. Like saying women are more likely to prefer pink. Over what? And this assertion makes no reference to racial composition of the jury, the crime in question, the locale of the trial, the possibilities of white on white versus white on black versus black on black versus black on white versus Hispanic on black etc. etc.
That blurt about juries was simply a version of a knee jerk reflexive retort, the usual liberal sentiment that blacks get a raw deal.
One less item for 2015!
Thanks Alex!
Blacks do get a raw deal.
It’s called the democrat party.
Jimbro, it’s what I’m here for.
Also, your mom. I’m here for your mom.
http://is.gd/Beasnesees_is here?
HI BEANSESE! Happy New Year!
It’s called the democrat party.
There are better choices on the menu. Not a lot better, but better.
That blurt about juries was simply a version of a knee jerk reflexive retort, the usual liberal sentiment that blacks get a raw deal.
Exactly. The accounting of his experiences were going so well and then he went straight into the ditch of stupid.
blacks are different by almost any measure to all other people. They cannot reason as well. They cannot communicate as well. They cannot control their impulses as well. They are a threat to all who cross their paths, black and non-black alike.
If that ain’t the biggest steaming pile of racist horsecrap, I don’t know what is. THAT is the result of treating people like state-owned pets…..while the black community got a heavy dose, it’s prevalent in the underclass of all colors.
Hey buffalone, Happy New Year to you too.
WEeeeee
http://tinyurl.com/74ltj8g
Psst, buff…..whatcha been up to?
http://tinyurl.com/npo8qza
Oh, you know…grazing, the occasional stampede. Same old same old.
http://is.gd/ACujYV
Afternoon Hostages.
Reading all the discussion at places like Althouse, Insty, etc. about the NYPD slowdown I’m struck by how often they talk about the same stuff: parking tickets, public urination citations, etc that are down and how good it is that the police aren’t “harassing” citizens for that stuff anymore.
If your big libertarian fight is over the right to double-park your car for twelve hours and piss on the sidewalk, then I’m going to say that fascism isn’t creeping into America.
It’s still morning here!!!
Yeah, can’t have police arresting bums for pissing everywhere. Every one loves the smell of piss in the air…and on their shoes…and done while you’re walking down the street with your kid.
Somehow I don’t equate freedom with the right to piss wherever the hell you want.
And double parking….can’t wait until people start destroying property and beating the shit out of each other when that gets out of control.
But don’t you are invoke the word ‘God’ out in the public sphere.
And if you aren’t going to go after loosie sellers, then you better not go after tax-paying shopkeepers either if they decide to break the law, right?
http://is.gd/dhdVxT
I’m going to say that fascism isn’t creeping into America.
Let’s be the bad guys!
Beasn, only straightlaced-looking people and legit business owners will ever have a hard time with the police again.
That’s what “equality under the law” means.
I’m pretty libertarian, but I understand the need for rules of conduct in shared public spaces. Ronulans are more like anarchists than libertarians.
Walter Williams
http://blackcommunitynews.com/older-blacks-need-to-speak-out-against-todays-behavior-and-excuses/
A good start to meeting that challenge is to recognize that much of the pathology seen in many black communities is entirely new in black history. Let’s look at some of that history. In the late 1800s, depending on the city, 70 to 80 percent of black households were two-parent. In 1925 New York City, 85 percent of black households were two-parent. As late as 1950, only 18 percent of black households were single-parent. From 1890 to 1940, a slightly higher percentage of black adults had married than white adults. In 1940, black illegitimacy was about 14 percent…..
Black women were wed to the federal government with LBJ as the officiant.
When blacks were in the Republican party, they were more likely to be born in two parent homes than whites were. Everything is so much better now.
Outlawing “jazz cigarettes” for racist reasons at the federal level probably didn’t help either.
Wow. Starting tomorrow, the clips that hold gas pumps open will no longer be illegal in Massachusetts.
I hated that stupid law.
Why were they made illegal to begin with?
Good New Year’s Eve, y’all.
You still can’t pump your own gas in NJ or OR…
Reading the articles on the NSA doc dump, you can tell that most of these journalists have no military experience and no clue what they’re talking about.
Pretty standard for any article on any subject, CoAlex.
It’s illegal in parts of Mass too.
True, but it’s annoying because people on the right, who should know better, starting eating this crap up.
Liberals think we are too stupid to pump gas.
Happy new thursday eve, snausages.
NSA is a better-functioning organization than TSA or DHS, even with the miscreants in its employ.
Union members think we are too stupid to pump gas, and they lobby dems to believe it.
what’s funny about the whole “pumping your own gas” thing is that, in NJ, you are not allowed to pump your own gas and it’s still about 30 to 40 cents cheaper there than it is in CT
In the days of removable gas caps I used to prop the pump handle open while filling up. It still shut off when the tank was full.
holy crap, have you seen that picture of Henry Kissinger on Drudge?
He looks like Violet Beauregarde after she ate the blueberry.
He looks like Violet Beauregarde after she ate the blueberry.
Wow, you’re not kidding.
Wow, you’re not kidding.
I never kid.
And don’t call me “Wow.”
so, anyone have any good New Years resolutions?
I hope to work more and spend less time with my family. I think they’ll appreciate that.
And don’t call me “Wow.”
Better than pointing and laughing.
Better than pointing and laughing.
wait… you mean there’s another possible reaction?
No, there’s not another possible reaction.
I just don’t get the whole “can’t pump your own gas” thing. I mean, WTF???
I hope to work more and spend less time with my family.
I thought you quit one of the jobs, so you’re down to, what, 17?
I thought you quit one of the jobs,
leaving me more time to pick up a few more.
Seriously, who the hell do I think I am sleeping those 4-6 hours a night and taking Sundays off?
No, there’s not another possible reaction.
based on my experience, I would have to agree.
http://imgur.com/gallery/b0fbZ
http://imgur.com/gallery/b0fbZ
fuckin’ a
Hey man, Harry Reid won’t control the senate next year. That wasn’t so bad a thing.
another resolution:
I’m going to really try really, really hard to keep my 54+-year streak of not murdering someone intact.
Now I know what you’re going to say. “wiserbud, you should really try to have resolutions that are aggressive but attainable.”
Well I say balderdash. I really think there’s at least a 20% to 22% that I can do this.
http://imgur.com/gallery/b0fbZ
Even looks like me.
Thank you ♥
Hey man, Harry Reid won’t control the senate next year. That wasn’t so bad a thing.
I fully expect the Searchlight Strangler to work against my interests.
Knowing that the guy who is supposedly on my side is going to do the same thing doesn’t exactly fill me with joy and happiness.
Wiser, this is a huge leap forward. Never before has the US Senate been led by a snapping turtle.
Never before has the US Senate been led by a snapping turtle.
I guess we, as a country, have finally put our vile and hateful specieism behind us.
So we got that going for us. Which is nice.
New Year’s Resolution:
I am going to steal one pen a day, every day, for the entire year.
That’ll show ’em
New Year’s Resolution:
When customers ask to use the bathroom, I am going to tell them we don’t have one while hopping from one foot to the other.
Hang up a curtain in one corner, and then when they ask where the bathroom is hand them a bucket and point.
Get one of those fancy oriental paper screens.
I’ll lead them to the alley out back and say “It’s all yours.”
New Year’s Resolution:
I will release one Hostage a day until my demands are met.
(talk about your softballs….)
I’ll lead them to the alley out back and say “It’s all yours.”
Police work stoppage in your area too?
Police work stoppage in your area too?
stoppage??? I’m still waiting for a “startage”
New Year’s Resolution:
Strive to minimize the impact of my white-buffalo privilege.
I’m just gonna spend all day in my jammies.`
MJ, found something for your muppet.
Totally NSFW.
http://tinyurl.com/lb3vonl
You people are stunned, aren’t you? My job here is done.
“Vanilla, Caramel, and Chocolate”
New Year’s Resolution: I will masturbate less.
*snort*
Right.
They need to make one in fuzzy orange.
My only resolution for 2015 is to see 2016.
That’s a good one to have, xbrad.
New Years resolution:
To not criticize MMM dudes.
Hey pendejo, no! That will only reduce the fun for the rest of us.
Oh wait, sorry. I get you now.
“That dude in the pink yoga pants has done a masterful job of hiding his scrotum.”
>>>>>New Year’s Resolution: I will masturbate less.
*snort*
Hobos up and down the eastern seaboard are going to be so upset
http://is.gd/kAKaQi
Hobos up and down the eastern seaboard are going to be so upset
Why? Did Ace resolve to hunt more?
New Year’s Resolution: I will not kill anyone that says “See ya next year” in 2015.
Laura should grow this if for no other reason than its appearance:
http://www.johnnyseeds.com/c-339-romanesco-cauliflower.aspx
Isn’t it lovely? I’ve been looking at it in catalogs for years but not enough a fan of cauliflower to do it up. Maybe when I have a bigger garden and more time.
Why is it I like broccoli, but loathe cauliflower?
It’s got the whole Fibonacci thing going on and it’s a member of the mustard family. I like both broccoli and cauliflower but in small doses.
Do people eat those or shove them up their sphincters, sideways?
Cauliflower is disgusting. I can’t imagine why anyone would grow or eat it voluntarily.
Not a fan of veggies. Broc, cauli, etc. Really loathe brussels sprouts. And okra.
WooHoo! Whole state is at or below freezing!!! (We can’t handle the cold)
I like my cauliflower prepared with Indian (Dot) spices so it doesn’t taste like cauliflower.
“Hey baby, why don’t you wear this wig?”
Jimbro, do you have the chemistry of people that think cilantro tastes like soap?
A woman was throwing a fit that her cashier was under 21. It was like the telephone game. We thought someone was having a real heart attack and not an anger attack.
Oso, do you have enough bread and milk? If not, YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
I just read that the other day and remembered it when we were talking about veggie likes/dislikes. Not sure about cilantro!
I really don’t give a shit when the under 21 cashier calls a manager over to check out my alcohol purchases. It reassures me that they give a damn about their job and the rules.
CoAlex, SNOWMAGEDDON!!! Maybe. Probably. We stocked up on tortillas and booze today.
Poor GO. He’s in Santa Fe. He could be snowed in for hours.
Heh, I’ve got my little guy hooked on The Five. Today he said he hoped the funny guy (Greg Gutfeld) was on. When I watched it today they teased their New Years Eve coverage and he just reminded me we needed to be watching.
He is young enough to be excited about the inane man on the street coverage and the challenge of staying up till midnight. Paula is working till 10 and we’ll need to wake him up to walk upstairs to his room.
Watching the movie Waiting. I love this movie.
Did anybody regret accepting anybody else’s invitation to a “ball drop” today?
Jimbro, those are the best years. Enjoy them. We would ring in the new year with NY when I worked at Target. Love being closed. Membership retail is the best.
I like broccoli and cauliflower. Love spinach but that goes through me like the H2 through your mom.
* wonders if I should start taking the Christmas tree down, RIGHT NOW*
LOL I love beasneses. She makes me GLAR/IB
I’ve been known to get a head of cauliflower, or a butt-load of broc, and throw it in the steamer. We each have a heaping plate of it with butter and salt.
That’s dinner!
We both are totally okay with that. We love it!
A pox on you cruciferous vegetable haters..
My food eats vegetables.
No wonder a herd of elk feels totes safe chillaxing in your yard. I bet you drink coffee too!!!
>>>>>WooHoo! Whole state is at or below freezing!!!
French toast weather!!!!
I love French toast. Last time I had it, epi pen and anaphylactic shock. Food allergies are weird.
French toast sounds great right now. There really is something about the cold weather that makes it seem so yummy.
Ten minutes after eating it, of course, I need a nap and a defibrillator.
Scott,
I can’t afford your food.
Oso, have you any idea how long I would be in prison for shooting 24 Elk, out of season, wrong sex, without a tag for even one?
Can you even conceive how much meat that is?
Let’s call it 1,000 pounds per(average as some are 600 and some are 1,600 pounds).
WTF would anyone do with all that meat?
I don’t even own a freezer!
Yes, we drink coffee…
Banana stuffed French Toast with macadamia nuts and pineapple syrup nearly killed me. It was worth it.
ChrisP is obviously not Messican. I love you.
A list of the corporations that have sold-out to the asshole race-pimp Sharpton.
Fuck them all!
http://clashdaily.com/2014/12/scallywags-heres-list-companies-fund-sharptons-race-war/
WalMart is on the list.
I know guys who grew up on ranches and ate venison year round. 🙂
ou could plug one elk and claim hunting is part of your Native American Heritage/religious practices.
“You”
We have cut our grocery bill in half.
The food got better.
Herreras taught poaching like other families taught school. My cousin, David, was hiding game as a 5 yr old.
Friend in Chama, put a buck in a hunter’s cap and a orange jacket and drove through town with his “Deer” friend.
Hey wiser, look, it’s two cover songs at once!
Blank Space // Style (Taylor Swift Mash-Up) – Louisa Wendorff
Sultan Knish:
http://sultanknish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/the-two-empires-we-must-defeat.html
Jay
http://is.gd/E1xk4j
Funny hunting video:
Ron White deer hunting
that’s amazing, scott. Saw it done once.
Hey wiser, look, it’s two cover songs at once!
Blank Space // Style (Taylor Swift Mash-Up) – Louisa Wendorff
That’s disturbingly catchy.
I’ve seen perfect 301.
I’m with scott, vegetables are what food eats.
The food probably bitches about it too.
Pigs probably look at corn and think, who do I have to blow to get a steak?
Pretty cool story, Taylor Swift giving her fans Christmas presents.
Pigs probably look at corn and think, who do I have to blow to get a steak?
That’s pretty much what I think too.
That’s not true. I’ve seen a lot of Chik Fil A ads.
My dad was like “That’s what we feed the pigs” about just about everything. Grits, hominy, etc.
Not a fan of her music, but TS is pretty awesome when it comes to her fans.
She has to be insane.
Hi, idiots. It’s 18° in Santa Fe.
Naked snow angels!
What’s the wind chill, GO?
Have you had any green chile yet?
Waiting to open a Double White IPA from the Santa Fe Brewing Company. 10% alkyhol.
Double White: a beer for genuine racists.
Not much wind tonight so it’s not so bad. Saw rabbit tracks in the snow by the house.
Had green chile sauce with enchiladas at La Fonda. They had green chile and bacon quiches at Clafoutis, but were sold out.
I like that background song to the Taylor Swift video.
Best one was the Taylor Swift/Def Leppard Crossroads. Joe Elliot singing Love Story was great.
Pigs probably look at corn and think, who do I have to blow to get a steak?
Pigs will eat each other, you know.
Best Crossroads ever: CMT Crossroads – “Pat Benatar & Martina McBride”
Comment by scott on December 31, 2014 11:04 pm
She has to be insane.
Concur.
And my girls love her. God help me.
Not a fan of her music, but TS is pretty awesome when it comes to her fans.
I don’t even mind her music that much. She seems like she isn’t a pretentious douchebag about her music. It’s pop music for teen girls, but there’s nothing wrong with that.
She does need to each a cheeseburger and lift some weights, however. She’s too scrawny to properly warm my bed.
I’m pretty sure she clusters right on the line on the hot/crazy matrix.
Did anyone else get a new computer chair for Christmas? My butt is so happy!
*sets low hanging fruit trap
She’s pretty, rich as hell, and no man can deal with her.
Insane cat lady.
CMT Crossroads. Too many favs to choose. Jason Aldean and Bryan Adams. BA is my guilty pleasure.
J’ames, why does your computer need a chair?
Scott, I think she just has 2 cats. Just turned 25. Still within the margin of error.
J’ames, as much as I love Martina, PB proved that she was the kick ass ballad queen.
I’m pretty sure she clusters right on the line on the hot/crazy matrix.
That’s a pretty awesome line.
I don’t know, Oso. Martina still got her in Independence Day.
They are both powerful singers.
Did anyone else get a new computer chair for Christmas? My butt is so happy!
I was going to ask what would make Rosetta’s butt happy, but then decided against it.
I kind of feel sorry for her. She’s rich as hell and working in the music industry, which means she’s probably surrounded by scumbags and leeches, and she has been since she was in her late teens. That’s been the influences that have shaped her perception of relationships. She’s too famous to date anyone normal, and she has to worry that any relationship will just be for her money. That pretty much leaves other artists, which brings us back to the music industry being full of scumbags and leeches.
Pretty sure that I’m taller than both of them.
I think her music is certainly catchy, but fucking whiney. Every song I’ve heard on the radio of hers is about how some guy was mean to her and treated her bad and blah blah blah.
Sweetie, we all have had bad relationships and shitty significant (or insignificant) others. The rest of us just get over it.
Of course, she’s parlayed it into a multimillion dollar career, so there’s that…
HA HA HA HAAA I had forgotten about naked snow angels.
One New Year’s Eve it was cold as Hell outside and blizzarding like crazy. We had a roaring fire in the fireplace, and Scott decided this was going to be A Thing. Naked Snow Angels.
I was a typical ninny and advised against. He strode out there and did it. Because he rocks.
He apparently also has a very large groinular capacity for ice clumps. More time by the fireplace took care of that.
She’s rich as hell and working in the music industry, which means she’s probably surrounded by scumbags and leeches, and she has been since she was in her late teens.
She’s also a workaholic. And she’s been professionally writing songs since she was 15/16. Call it just about a decade.
For all that, she seems better adjusted than most performers.
Happy New Year, my imaginary internet friends,
I love you all.
NYTOL…
Thank god we didn’t leave 2014 behind without a comment about Scott’s groin clumps. Now my year is complete.
Enjoying nice kiva fire.
http://is.gd/YylXYn
XBrad, Happy New Year
NSFW!!!
http://tinyurl.com/XBrad-NSFW
Groin clumps and kiva fires!!!
I saw Scott’s Groin Clumps open for The Cramps at New Year’s Punk Rock Eve in 1991.
Sweetie, we all have had bad relationships and shitty significant (or insignificant) others. The rest of us just get over it.
See above. Her audience is teen girls and young women who likely listen to it while complaining about their own boyfriends/exes/whatever. She’s a businesswoman who knows her customers. It’s the same as a romance novelist who writes the same damn story over and over again. The readers aren’t looking for Anna Karenina, they just want predicable with the appropriate emotional triggers.
That’s a nice photo of beer in a fridge, Pepe.
Comment by PepeLp on December 31, 2014 11:31 pm
XBrad, Happy New Year
NSFW!!!
http://tinyurl.com/XBrad-NSFW
Holy skidmarks, Batman!
Traditional authentic NM fireplaces have soot marks on the outside because they don’t draw right. That’s way too clean. 🙂
>>>groinular
I shall endeavor to use this word at every opportunity come 2015.
CO Alex, she’s got that skanky look that XB likes.
House is practically brand new and flue works like someone actually designed it. What’s weird is there is no cleanout for ashes, so it’s just brush and pan.
See above. Her audience is teen girls and young women who likely listen to it while complaining about their own boyfriends/exes/whatever. She’s a businesswoman who knows her customers. It’s the same as a romance novelist who writes the same damn story over and over again. The readers aren’t looking for Anna Karenina, they just want predicable with the appropriate emotional triggers.
I didn’t say she wasn’t a good businesswoman, I’m just saying her particular brand of music annoys the fuck outa me.
“I shall endeavor to use this word at every opportunity come 2015.”
Groinular is the best word ever!
Xbrad’s girl is missing firearms.
*reduces score to 8.5*
Hey, you’re welcome. I’ll just leave this right here. http://is.gd/RfVDF2
*walks briskly away, whistling*
I love trashy romance novels. I’m an expert on the Peninsular War and Waterloo because of this obsession. The Crimean War…meh.
Maybe she tucked it away up front?
Aw, lauraw!!! Looks like my MaryAnn after a snow day.
GO, Las Campanas?
Now THOSE are some snow balls. Groinular!
Ha ha my phone now accepts that word as legit. Duck you autocucumber!
That’s nothing.
Orly?!
That’s a nice photo of beer in a fridge, Pepe.
Is that Stella? Can’t find a decent bock or maybe a stout?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=groinular
http://is.gd/LiEqLg
Today, at the opening of the new Congress, the president issued dozens of new executive memoranda ignoring Congressional oversight which Spokesman Josh Earnest described as “groinular” and “you retards can’t do nothing no how.”
Awww, it was too good to be new. Oh well.
What’s Las Campanas?
I hadn’t seen the Bryan Adams/Jason Aldean Crossroads. Thanks oso!
Part of Santa Fe where Hollywood lives.
HNY! Gonn lock lips with my honey in 2 minutes
Happy New Year, everybody. Hopefully 2015 will be good to all of you.
Happy New Year!
Happy Groinular Rockin’ New Year!
Prospero Ano Y Felicidad!!!
No Oso, we’re a few miles east of there closer to the veteran cemetery.
Holy crap, it’s new year for some of you idiots. FUCK SALT!
Merry New Year!
1%!!! LOL. I hope that the Land of Enchantment entraps you.
There is some modern house on the hilltop that won a mess of faggy architectural awards.
http://tinyurl.com/24nttth
Roamy posted this Bryan Adams song a long time ago, and I just ran into it again. Isn’t this technically a cover?
Dan just turned off the heat. We’ll be up in a few with anxiety dogs. Local news keeps running stories about NOT shooting guns.
It IS a cover, but country music doesn’t count. Andy can tell you.
It IS a cover,
*runs outside and illuminates the Wiser Signal*
He’s probably on location for New Years. He doesn’t have time for us now.
Mmm, New Years drink
http://is.gd/5w9sB1
Early Mountain Time HNY! I’ll be up in a few with the freaks and the gunfire.
Sorry, oso, but I have to post Lady Antebellum/Stevie Nicks Gold Dust Woman.
On a Crossroads kick. there’s worse things.
On a Crossroads kick. there’s worse things.
Like this. http://is.gd/0xDr93
Merry new year, from flyover country!
Are you enjoying the traditional New Years corn-cobbing, J’ames?
NTTAWWT.
Just a traditional game of CornHole.
Just a traditional game of CornHole.
Was that from Parker Brothers or Milton Bradley?
http://www.playcornhole.org/
*awards J’ames the entire internets*
Happy New Year and so forth.
Almost midnight in Santa Fe.
And a special happy new year to Sean M., aka Mr. Bont, without whom none of us would have spent our youths lusting after Bont girls.
Happy New Year, lipstick!
Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo is on RIGHT NOW!
Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo is on RIGHT NOW!
*frantically searches satellite dish menu*
How’s the future? Have they come up with a cure for Blue Waffle Disease yet?
I thought blue waffles was the cure.
Well I’m heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I’m a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, getting good grades
The future’s so derp, I gotta wear shades
Worky worky
OMg. I have a day off!!!!
wakey wakey.
Worked kicked my butt last night.
Groin morning, everyone.
Groincast:
Today’s groin is clear and very chilly, but free of ice clumps. Remaining dry until the weekend, when it will warm up a bit and produce a fair bit of precipitation.
How much champagne did you sell?
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/
Wiser’s working where? I hope it’s at the station and I can finally listen to a show live!
Taylor Swift discussion last night? Don’t get me started.
I didn’t sell any champagne. But were busy as … started getting crazy early too.
I’m aware Taylor Swift is a young blond singer.
Thus endeth my knowledge of her.
Wiser’s working where? I hope it’s at the station and I can finally listen to a show live!
music store.
fml
*sigh*
Well, at least that means some stores are open. I wanted to get out today.
actually, we’re not open. I’m doing end of month, end of quarter and end of year stuff. Some of this needs to be done before we open for biz tomorrow.
awesome, huh?
Oh crap, I need to do that too. Better head to headquarters/ former dining room and print off the register report.
work work work work work
*throws a business jacket over pajamas and stomps downstairs*
Anyway, sorry you have to work today. You’re likely the only reason that place is still running.
Poat of NEW newness, https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/01/01/happy/
Anyway, sorry you have to work today. You’re likely the only reason that place is still running.
heh heh heh…
ain’t that the truth…..
A little late so leaving this on the NYE poat…
Happy Birthday Mundane/MrScience!
Wow.
If you don’t drink anything on NYE you wake up feeling pretty damn good.
DIdn’t know that.
HI
My New Year resolution is 1920×1080.
If you only drink half of what you wanted to you feel pretty good.
Ol’ Tee Christian U’s football club looked tough yesterday.