Good morning, and welcome to our wrap-up of Hunky Hump Day, Winter Olympics edition. I’m proud of all our athletes (except the whiny ones), and I’m glad they are coming home. No more unfinished hotel rooms, wild dogs, pinkeye, or soft focus stories that no one really cares about. (As much as I hate hackers, I’d pay real money for a virus that wipes any mention of Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan from NBC files in 2018.) So with that said, let’s get moving.
I like this song because Rocketboy said, “Hey, Mom, play this one, you might like it.” I predict that Carin will like it, and Hotspur will hate it. Hit play and scroll down, because the GIANT. WORDS. ON. THE. SCREEN. are annoying. Crank it up.
Our above-the-fold athlete is the fourth of the American men’s bobsled team, Army Captain Christopher Fogt. He deployed to Iraq after the Vancouver Games, and he won bronze in Sochi.
A redhead for Carin – Gus Kenworthy, silver medalist in slopestyle skiing.
A couple of cute foreigners for you. First, Alexis Pinturault, French winner of the bronze medal in giant slalom.
Then we have Alex Pietrangelo of the gold medal-winning Canadian hockey team, even though he plays for the St. Louis Blues.
Okay, back to Americans. Nick Goepper won bronze in slopestyle skiing.
Last, but certainly not least, Alex Deibold, bronze medal winner in snowboard cross.
I like his eyes.
That will do it for today and for these Olympics. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Fist in Uranus!
Good morning!
what the hell happened to my avatar?
Avatar matching the comment win goes to Jazz on 2/26/14!
in regards to: https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/02/25/car-ins-riveting-story-part-ix/#comment-969405
Thumbs up, Roams!!
Seems that we are getting a lot of winners in the new categories of Olympic events, and not so much in the older ones.
How long has it been since we didn’t get a medal in ice skating? Did they even have it this year? Usually you can’t escape it. Sorta like women’s gymnastics in the Summer Games.
Good morning!
Don’t tell me what kind of morning to have! I’ll wallow in despair, self-pity, and my coffee, thank you very much.
Good job. I like Skillet, but their “sound” doesn’t very much from song to song. And they don’t let the chick sing enough. She’s got the better voice.
AD is not a morning dog, I see.
Someone go poat on HHD. I’m not gonna be first.
I don’t want to appear desperate.
What message does “Fist in Uranus” send in the beefcake thread? all of the sudden, I’m uncomfortable with me.
We don’t judge, Jazz.
much.
Don’t tell me what kind of morning to have! I’ll wallow in despair, self-pity, and my coffee, thank you very much.
That’s the spirit.
Jay, we did medal, but it was ice dancing, which I always thought was pairs skating reinvented so that Torville and Dean could compete one more time.
I just can’t think of that as traditional ice skating. Way too much “creative content” and not enough objective judging. 2 all time high scores for the US? Come on!
We got bronze in the new figure skating team event. Our chicks were really weak this year.
I find i sorta interesting. We have so much money – as a country – and we put so much into the youth sports. SO much so, that many kids are simply priced out of participating. So basically, the gymnasts are kids who can afford it. Same with skating. Same with Hockey. Those sports are very expensive. Competitive gymnasts can pay – easily – over $400 a month, pretty much year round. PLUS uniforms and travel.
So, we don’t necessarily end up with the best of the best. We end up with the best of who could afford it.
Hockey is so SO expensive. It starts out sorta reasonable when they’re little – they share the ice. But by the time they need full ice to practice? OMG. And, to “be good”, you need to be on one of those teams that uses all the $$ ice time. Self feeding frenzy.
I know this is probably really boring for you guys, but it’s a little peeve of mine.
Our chicks were really weak this year.
And whiners.
Kids 12 y/o or so … their parents can afford to send them to all sorts of camps, so they crowd out the kids who cannot afford it at that level.
But simply because your parents can afford all that stuff, doesn’t mean you are going to mature into a great player/athlete.
Just as all the music lessons in the world can’t turn Miley Cyrus into an “artist”.
So, we don’t necessarily end up with the best of the best. We end up with the best of who could afford it.
Sounds kind of like Republican elections (see McCain, Romney). The party heads like the ones that can bring a few million $$ of their own to spend.
Yep. the same phenomena can be seen in many realms of American society.
The Winter Olympics has gotten out of hand
Too many dipshit events
Maybe because I’m a oldtime varsity track guy, but it really looks lame
And no, I’m not just talking about curling
Maybe you should lobby for a federal program for youth sports for all kids, Carin, it’s a right……………………….
Lumberjack games are going this way too. Damn shame.
The crackfat games started as amateur competitions, that’s over now too.
No. I’m just pointing out why we lose. ANd it’s really the “child-centered” parents that have led to this.
My kids were in Hockey. It was affordable, but just at the edge. Well, along come some parents who were convinced THEIR kid was destined to play for the Red Wings, so they arrange extra ice time. Push Christmas vacation camps and tournaments. Summer training.
You can see the same in almost every sport. A kid can’t be casually involved in anything. They have to be ALL IN. If they’re not, they quickly fall behind (competitively) the kids of the ALL IN PARENTS.
Some sports are sorta immune, because there are no barriers to training/etc. Football, track. basketball. soccer, although there are a lot of soccer camps and that kind of summer. Winter soccer. At least that has been pretty affordable, but probably only because soccer isn’t a very big sport.
“that kind of summer” – I honestly don’t know what I was trying to say. That kind of thing, I imagine.
I agree with Car in, to a point. If a kid really does have some abilities, he/she will get noticed. But only if they apply themselves, so the drive has to be there, too. It’s definitely not casual anymore.
But that won’t apply to hockey, I’ll bet, since there’s an expenditure up front to participate. My cousins used to play hockey, and it seemed to be kinda of expensive. Guess I’m talking out of my ass about other sports I’ve had contact with (football, basketball, wrestling, track, baseball, curling (haha)).
the local crackfat joints around me do small /fun competitions. So you can still do that at an amateur level. I
My kid has competed in the USATF Junior Olympic track and field program which is loaded with the best black junior athletes in the country
It’s not expensive, unless you include the cost of spikes
The competition is really intense
I think most of those sports, J’ames, are still sorta egalitarian because the kids really start to excel in HIGH school.
And, we are really strong in track in the olympic games. Point proven.
Someone with some editing skillz should clip the bit of Rubio’s speech where he says, “He’s a hostage! He’s a hostage!” and poat it here.
One of my pet peeves:
Look at swimming
They hand out a zillion medals at the Olympics and more than half the events are totally redundant
Totally bullshit
It’s an event where to excel, you have to practically be a white suburban kid with a shitpot of money or state-subsidized
I know this is probably really boring for you guys, but it’s a little peeve of mine.
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What do we want?
Free sports!
When do we want it?
A few weeks after the Olympics ends and we find out that we suck ass at things that we used to be good at as a nation!
What?
I said, a few weeks after the Olympics ends and we find out that we suck ass at things that we used to be good at as a nation!
That’s not a very good chant!
Fuck you, I’m here supporting this stupid cause when I could be home!
*protestors fight each other
Fin.
I see it quite often with kids doing sports year round with no rest time. Overuse injuries usually respond to rest but the parents don’t want the kids to rest. Hockey tends to be the worst. When the kids are in the middle school and higher ages they have so much time, money and misplaced ambitions for their kid invested that they don’t want to stop for injury at all.
Someone with some editing skillz should clip the bit of Rubio’s speech where he says, “He’s a hostage! He’s a hostage!” and poat it here.
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I’ll try. I’ve been working on my editing skillz.
One girl I treated 10 years back had 3 or 4 fractures playing on boy’s teams. She only stopped playing on boy’s teams when she broke her wrist to the point where it needed surgery. Hockey opportunities for girls are limited in Maine north of Augusta. She did play for UMaine and got a partial scholarship so there’s that.
I don’t know how I feel about swimming. Again, high school seem to be where the swimming athletes come from.
Hockey players do NOT come from schools- although sometimes the kids will play on the HS team for fun. The most dedicated players are in the sponsored leagues by that time.
they have so much time, money and misplaced ambitions for their kid invested that they don’t want to stop for injury at all.
Especially the ambition. The dad that expected one of his four sons to be the next Michael Jordan and had them all burned out on basketball by 7th grade. The dad that patted his baseball player son on the shoulder, smiled, and said, “That’s my money arm.” Sheesh.
I know you’re just joshing, MJ, but it is annoying, as a parent, when you simply want kids to play sports for fun.
That doesn’t exist much anymore. Everything is a full-time commitment, very expensive, year round. And God-Forbid you have a kid who wants to participate, but hasn’t been participating since they were 3 y/o. Your child is 9 and wants to try gymnastics? Yikes. SHe’s over the hill. Sorry.
That’s another bit, roamy, that is way in the weeds.
SO – you have the well-heeled parents pushing the poor parents out of the sport at the 5th, 6th, 7th grade level … but the kid is DONE in high school. The other kids, who stopped playing … well now it’s too late.
Basically, Roamy, parents are crazy.
Car in, as I understand it, the first few years of the XFit Games were really just XFit enthusiasts. No special training for the games, no athletes treating it as a pro sport, etc.
Then Reebok happened.
Sometimes I see kids with various aches and pains related to participation in dance or gymnastics. To put it kindly, on examination, the kids are complete klutzes. It is the natural progression of decreasing abilities with increasing body size and perhaps the kid’s own realization that they’re not that good at this sport or simply don’t like doing it anymore. It’s a fine line to walk between encouraging participation versus prolonging the misery for the kid.
I’m going on the road for a few days, driving through KY and TN and then flying back on a business trip. My wonderful office manager got me an upgraded rental car:
http://is.gd/w2pvmB
It’s so much nicer than the standard/mid-size cars I usually get.
*excited*
It looks like it has a rich Corinthian leather interior. Does it?
This post has been updated like MF.
The mere fact that they study this stuff annoys me:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/02/140225100937.htm
“Fewer incidents of far-right, lone-wolf homicide since Sept. 11: Features of fatal extremist attacks identified” if the link doesn’t work.
It’s going to be spun as whitey hates everyone.
know you’re just joshing, MJ, but it is annoying, as a parent, when you simply want kids to play sports for fun.
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I completely agree that some sports you either commit to for life, or you don’t play. My best friend was on skates at 3, went to 4 week hockey camps, changed HS to play on a ‘good team’ and was drafted into the minors, which he turned down.
My parents eventually took me out of soccer because it was such a huge commitment both in time and money. The travel was ridiculous. Kids were going to Europe to play for crissakes.
The financial part of it is why you see mostly middle aged people in triathlons. They are the only ones that have the time and money to dedicate to it. Ages 20-29 you might get 10 people. Age 35-40, you’ll get 40.
Nice job on the video, for a soccerpunk.
A friend has a daughter that simply isn’t very outstanding in any sport, and isn’t into the whole 100% commitment. So she’s basically shut out.
Really, I think it’s a factor of people having only 1 or 2 kids. One kid? you are ALL IN. Weekend trips turn into fun family events.
It’s going to be spun as whitey hates everyone.
Well, they wouldn’t be wrong in my particular case.
I think I would hate being all in on some sort of sports thing for a kid.
My dad used to sit in the car and do homework at my soccer games (he was getting an MBA), and they only saw one lacrosse game. I broke my ankle.
Stoopid parents.
My potential kids have no shot whatsoever at any sport other than powerlifting or Oly lifting, so I’m in the clear on this stuff unless they are as crazy as I am. I’m guessing since it’s what I do, they’ll hate it.
Good morning, really big penis lovers.
Big penii kills.
Good job Hotspur.
Can’t we just have a civilized discussion for once? We’re so immature.
*eats hot dog taco with sour cream
Cyn: “Big penii kills.”
How does she know?
Our kid played football and baseball in high school. Since we’re a small school, we played other small schools. Travel was brutal. The worst was a 6 hour drive – ONE WAY!!! Yep, folks, get up drive 6 hours, watch a 2 hour football game, get in the car and drive 6 hours home. You’d have to drop the kids off at 4:30 in the morning to get on the bus to take them there. Baseball was fun too. Springtime in NM is windy. Sometimes the umpire would call time out because the blowing dust was so bad he couldn’t see the pitcher. I’m so glad we don’t have to go anymore.
Ok, which one of my brats (not food item) took my muthafocking headphones?
What did I miss?
Has Sean knocked up anymore overweight bimbos with low self-esteem?
Some of it, too, is that some people who weren’t necessarily good at sports (but excellent at seeing an opportunity to make money) saw a way to convince families to part with some of their hard-earned money.
I mean, think about it – most of the kids who attend these sports camps will never advance to the level where they can make it pay off for them, but they (or their parents) get stars in their eyes and convince themselves that if they go to this camp or join that team, they will hit the big time.
And most of the time, that money is just wasted, because it never pays off – even if it’s just in the form of a college scholarship. Because there is always someone somewhere else who is just more naturally gifted.
And also, the DESIRE to excel at anything has to come from within – all of the natural talent in the world won’t get a person anywhere if they aren’t willing to put in the effort to make it happen.
And all of the money in the world isn’t going to make a lick of difference if a person doesn’t also have the willingness to work at it and a modicum of talent to begin with.
For the REALLY good ones, it isn’t going to feel like work….
Someone forgot to take their meds:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/02/video-ucla-student-melts-down-after-anti-israel-resolution-defeated/
Gawd, that Alex Sink is an amusing trainwreck
Someone forgot to take their meds:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Somebody should have slapped that bitch.
Will Ferrell gets his ass handed to him on Facefuckchimp for a #GetCovered post.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/will-ferrell-promotes-obamacare-on-facebook-feels-webs-wrath/
I’m disappointed, because I wanted to see Ferrell get his ass literally handed to him, rather than figuratively.
I don’t think we’re able to clearly see it yet because we’re in the middle of it, but Obamacare has basically destroyed the Dem party.
Their entire bench was wiped out in 2010 for it, and now their remaining incumbents are going to take the backlash in 2014.
I think this is why the only candidates they can muster are retreads like Sink or Crist.
In 2016 we’ll have a Dem primary with all of the realistic candidates around 70.
All sacrificed for a law that Obama is repealing by Executive Order and will be completely undone in a few years.
And Steny Hoyer basically told all of the incumbent Dems that they WOULD be running on Obamacare, whether they like it or not – told them they are not allowed to run away from it.
Will Ferrell and Jim Carey should go off in a room and take turns sodomizing each other, then kill their parents, then kill themselves.
Of course, in San Antonio, they are grooming the twin Hell-spawn of the founder of La Raza for higher Democratic office.
Thankfully, I doubt that Texas would vote either of them into a Senate seat or the governorship – they both look so smarmy that no decent person would buy a used car from either one of them.
They might be able to win a seat in the House, but I doubt the people currently in those seats are going to be willing to give them up.
They may want to look up “Henry Cisneros” to see what happens to San Antonio mayors with ambition….
Keep in mind that Abortion Barbie had someone tell her it was a good idea to run for office in Texas. So there is some support for said candidates, even though our little group might not know of them.
I live in the middle of the blue.
I don’t think we’re able to clearly see it yet because we’re in the middle of it, but Obamacare has basically destroyed the Dem party.
I pray you’re right. The USA will always be a two party system, but it’s always been my opinion that the Republicans and the Libertarians would do nicely as poles.
Calling Big Penis Sean. SEAN!!!!
Napoleon’s penis is in a jar in New York somewhere. Maybe he could go buy that.
Abortion Barbie has a huge ego, and is convinced that she is God’s gift to women’s rights – the ones who manage to make it out of the womb, anyway.
She isn’t playing well in most of the state; Austin and parts of Dallas are her core constituency. The Hispanics in San Antonio and the Blacks in Houston don’t cotton much to an entitled blonde bimbo from the country club set.
And the farmers, ranchers, and oil folks just plain don’t like her.
The Stars and Stripes on his member?!
God Bless ‘Murica
Will Ferrell and Jim Carey should go off in a room and take turns sodomizing each other, then kill their parents, then kill themselves.
I’d watch that movie, if it were a documentary.
Napoleon’s penis is in a jar
so is Rasputin’s. Hopefully, it’s not in a Gerber jar.
Dunno if y’all saw the update. Xmom is out of ICU, and into “Step Down” which is kinda ICU-Lite.
Had some cardiac issues from her heart working so hard this past week. She was in A-fib. So the cardiologist comes in to discuss either meds or shocking her, and while he’s talking to XMom, she just spontaneously pops back into normal sinus rhythm. Heh.
Her breathing is still terribly labored, but now she’s going to start doing OT/PT, and has been getting to sit in a chair briefly. The Foley will probably come out today.
So, improvement, but a long road ahead.
Good news.
Yea for Pogo – that is some very good news.
Good news xbrad.
Great news, xbrad!
Regarding kids in sports, I’d put a lot of the blame on the increased pressure for kids to go to college. Parents start looking at college costs and think that they can push their special snowflake to excel in order to land an athletic scholarship, or to use the “experience” to get other aid. It’s the same thing with upper-middle class kids going overseas for a month to do “volunteer” work or getting an internship with dad’s friend’s company so that they have something to put in their college essays.
Ultimately any system of evaluation will rapidly become useless after 3-4 iterations. By that point people start to figure out how to game the system.
Now if we could just go ahead and get some news on who Sean knocked up today, that’d be great.
Comment by Cyn on February 26, 2014 11:00 am
Big penii kills.
Peter North is a war criminal!
Good day, no-goodniks.
Now if we could just get some news on whom Sean knocked up today, that’d be great.
Let’s hope it wasn’t like this.
http://bit.ly/1o6tiGl
Let’s try that again.
Now if we could just get some news on whom Sean knocked up today, that’d be great.
Let’s hope it wasn’t like this.
http://weaselzippers.us/?p=176522
Do you think Barbara popped a boner?
I just hope Biden is beyond child-bearing years. Despite his ample hips.
That does it. Tom Harkin has convinced me my future lies in obstetrics college in Cuba. It’s all free, and shit. Plus I’ll live longer than in America.
Fantastic news, XBrad!
{{{hugs}}} to XMom ♥♥♥
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Nick’s got some pipes!
It’s long past time this country found a place to celebrate gay polygamous weddings. The grooms can all be dressed like Lt. Sulu.
Tidbits on The Greatest Recovery Ever Under The Second Black President
Real disposable income in the United States just experienced the largest year over year drop that we have seen since 1974.
Median household income in the United States has fallen for five years in a row.
The rate of homeownership in the United States has fallen for eight years in a row.
http://moneytalks.net/peters-content/11987-grandich-observation.html
Heh – Dingy Harry can’t even get enough members of his own caucus to sign on to this:
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/26/reid-stops-minimum-wage-hike-bill-after-dems-balk/
Remind me again, Harry – who are the evil ones?
Obama is right. America is in decline.
What he fails to realize is that it could be reversed. All he’d have to do is remove his boot from America’s collective neck.
He’s just too average to get it.
Once Hillary gets in she’ll get it all straightened out.
I wonder who she’ll pick for VP.
All he’d have to do is remove his boot from America’s collective neck.
That’s not a boot, that’s a Bally custom loafer designed and cobbled in Geneva by enchanted elves, made from finest unicorn hide and soled with poisoned hobnail spikes.
Bush
Clinton
Bush
Obama
Clinton?
No fucking way. Bill’s going to need poonanie. He gets zero if she’s Preezy. At best he’s got 10 years left. You think he’s going to spend them NOT having sex?
Ok, the story. Little back info to put it all in perspective.
A co-worker’s sister (Amanda) has 2 YOUNG children by this guy – Sean. Sean started shtupping one of my managers (who know when?) , and then SHE got pregnant. Nine months of sturm and drang (he’s moving out, he’s not moving out, he can’t move out, he’s taking the car, he can’t pay child support – oh it went on and on) but by the day of delivery for his second baby momma ….
What happens NEXT? Oh the anticipation is palatable …
I’ve never seen/met the dude (I can’t bring myself to call him a “man”). I’ve asked about him, and he’s apparently slight, and very shy.
I think he must have a very big penis, because he has very little else in the way of assets – intellectually, physically, morally, etc …
When we last left our story, my Manager was just about to give birth, but not before she bought a house with the intention of sean- stud-muffin extraordinaire – moving in and helping pay the bills.
Well, Sean had other plans. He didn’t have a car, he’s a cook, he owes some sort of payment to baby momma #1 (who’s an idiot in her own right). There are fights over cars. Money. WHo is supposed to watch those first two children – baby momma #1 gets a new boyfriend. Sean has all this going on … a new baby on the way … so what does he do?
He gets a NEW girlfriend! Cute thing, apparently. So, he’s NOT moving in with my manager. He’s moving on. ANd guess what ? …
stay tuned for the NEXT Installment …
This has been going on for 9 months so far. My friend almost got fired over it, because she had some choice words for the manager. I’m trying to just stay to the main story. But, just know that all the people involved (not my friend) are idiots.
So, when we last left our tale, Sean got himself a new girlfriend. His second baby momma is about to give birth, and he still needs baby momma #1 to drive him around, etc.
And NOW – the new girlfriend is pregnant. The story goes, it’s not his (not sure, it could be), but he’s claiming paternity because the OTHER guy she was facking beat her. Sean is apparently the better choice.
Let that sink in.
Anyway, my manager had her baby last week, and Sean needed baby momma #1 to drive to the hospital so he could see his most recent addition. He left baby momma #1, and their two kids in the car in the parking lot while he visited baby momma #2. He visited for 20 minutes, while baby momma #1 called him to ask when he was going to come back to the car (she thought he was just dropping things off) and baby momma #2 complained the whole time that baby momma #1 wouldn’t let him spend time with his newest child.
It’s an effed up situation, and these people are all to blame for the situation they are in, but what happened on Sunday …
But this isn’t about me. This is about the THREE women he’s managed to “get with” when he has absolutely NOTHING – outwardly – to offer. He’s poor. Not attractive. Not smart. Not outgoing (very quiet). Obviously no morals. He uses women, etc.
How do you get #3 to sleep with you when you’ve abandoned #1, knocked up #2 and have no intention of even seeing her through the pregnancy …
And mind you, he was cheating on #1 for a long time with #2 before she got pregnant.
There is no other explanation than he must have something going on sexually
So, wrapping up this story (so I can get shit done here), in what is sure to be a disappointment after all my build up –
So, there was a battle over whom would “claim” the (first) children on the tax return. Sean certainly isn’t supporting them, but filed first, so he got “the” (AKA “our” dough). $3,400 in a tax refund.
Which he cashed somewhere and was carrying around in his pocket at Walmart, waiting for his newest baby momma to pick him up for a ride.
And he LOST it. Lost. $3,400 cash.
He reported it missing, and is SHOCKED that someone hasn’t turned it in.
He has all these children, no car, etc, and he loses $3,400 through just being completely irresponsible.
really, though, it wasn’t his “withholding” in the literal sense. The money has merely been redistributed elsewhere.
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I never really enjoyed Little League.
A co-worker’s sister (Amanda) has 2 YOUNG children by this guy – Sean. Sean started shtupping one of my managers (who know when?) , and then SHE got pregnant. Nine months of sturm and drang (he’s moving out, he’s not moving out, he can’t move out, he’s taking the car, he can’t pay child support – oh it went on and on) but by the day of delivery for his second baby momma ….
What happens NEXT? Oh the anticipation is palatable …
I’ve never seen/met the dude (I can’t bring myself to call him a “man”). I’ve asked about him, and he’s apparently slight, and very shy.
I think he must have a very big penis, because he has very little else in the way of assets – intellectually, physically, morally, etc …
When we last left our story, my Manager was just about to give birth, but not before she bought a house with the intention of sean- stud-muffin extraordinaire – moving in and helping pay the bills.
Well, Sean had other plans. He didn’t have a car, he’s a cook, he owes some sort of payment to baby momma #1 (who’s an idiot in her own right). There are fights over cars. Money. WHo is supposed to watch those first two children – baby momma #1 gets a new boyfriend. Sean has all this going on … a new baby on the way … so what does he do?
He gets a NEW girlfriend! Cute thing, apparently. So, he’s NOT moving in with my manager. He’s moving on. ANd guess what ? …
stay tuned for the NEXT Installment …
This has been going on for 9 months so far. My friend almost got fired over it, because she had some choice words for the manager. I’m trying to just stay to the main story. But, just know that all the people involved (not my friend) are idiots.
So, when we last left our tale, Sean got himself a new girlfriend. His second baby momma is about to give birth, and he still needs baby momma #1 to drive him around, etc.
And NOW – the new girlfriend is pregnant. The story goes, it’s not his (not sure, it could be), but he’s claiming paternity because the OTHER guy she was facking beat her. Sean is apparently the better choice.
Let that sink in.
Anyway, my manager had her baby last week, and Sean needed baby momma #1 to drive to the hospital so he could see his most recent addition. He left baby momma #1, and their two kids in the car in the parking lot while he visited baby momma #2. He visited for 20 minutes, while baby momma #1 called him to ask when he was going to come back to the car (she thought he was just dropping things off) and baby momma #2 complained the whole time that baby momma #1 wouldn’t let him spend time with his newest child.
It’s an effed up situation, and these people are all to blame for the situation they are in, but what happened on Sunday …
But this isn’t about me. This is about the THREE women he’s managed to “get with” when he has absolutely NOTHING – outwardly – to offer. He’s poor. Not attractive. Not smart. Not outgoing (very quiet). Obviously no morals. He uses women, etc.
How do you get #3 to sleep with you when you’ve abandoned #1, knocked up #2 and have no intention of even seeing her through the pregnancy …
And mind you, he was cheating on #1 for a long time with #2 before she got pregnant.
There is no other explanation than he must have something going on sexually
So, wrapping up this story (so I can get shit done here), in what is sure to be a disappointment after all my build up –
So, there was a battle over whom would “claim” the (first) children on the tax return. Sean certainly isn’t supporting them, but filed first, so he got “the” (AKA “our” dough). $3,400 in a tax refund.
Which he cashed somewhere and was carrying around in his pocket at Walmart, waiting for his newest baby momma to pick him up for a ride.
And he LOST it. Lost. $3,400 cash.
He reported it missing, and is SHOCKED that someone hasn’t turned it in.
He has all these children, no car, etc, and he loses $3,400 through just being completely irresponsible.
really, though, it wasn’t his “withholding” in the literal sense. The money has merely been redistributed elsewhere.
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Little league is a scam.
Cankles as Dictator-For-Four-Years won’t crimp Bubba’s sexual perversions. The two haven’t lived together for years and won’t do more than pay lip service to their “marriage” when she’s won Stalin’s seat.
Clinton has a really big penis.
So does Bill.
You could have at least changed our Sean’s name. He won’t appreciate this.
*runs away*
I hate xbrad so much.
Taking MJ’s comment to facedouche.
I really ought to get in on this copypasta meme. Everyone at H2 is doing it.
// {{hugs to Car in}}//
I’d have done that yesterday, but couldn’t comment from the hospital.
You guys have your fun.
I have to work.
Ok, the story. Little back info to put it all in perspective.
A co-worker’s sister (Amanda) has 2 YOUNG children by this guy – Sean. Sean started shtupping one of my managers (who know when?) , and then SHE got pregnant. Nine months of sturm and drang (he’s moving out, he’s not moving out, he can’t move out, he’s taking the car, he can’t pay child support – oh it went on and on) but by the day of delivery for his second baby momma ….
What happens NEXT? Oh the anticipation is palatable …
I’ve never seen/met the dude (I can’t bring myself to call him a “man”). I’ve asked about him, and he’s apparently slight, and very shy.
I think he must have a very big penis, because he has very little else in the way of assets – intellectually, physically, morally, etc …
When we last left our story, my Manager was just about to give birth, but not before she bought a house with the intention of sean- stud-muffin extraordinaire – moving in and helping pay the bills.
Well, Sean had other plans. He didn’t have a car, he’s a cook, he owes some sort of payment to baby momma #1 (who’s an idiot in her own right). There are fights over cars. Money. WHo is supposed to watch those first two children – baby momma #1 gets a new boyfriend. Sean has all this going on … a new baby on the way … so what does he do?
He gets a NEW girlfriend! Cute thing, apparently. So, he’s NOT moving in with my manager. He’s moving on. ANd guess what ? …
stay tuned for the NEXT Installment …
This has been going on for 9 months so far. My friend almost got fired over it, because she had some choice words for the manager. I’m trying to just stay to the main story. But, just know that all the people involved (not my friend) are idiots.
So, when we last left our tale, Sean got himself a new girlfriend. His second baby momma is about to give birth, and he still needs baby momma #1 to drive him around, etc.
And NOW – the new girlfriend is pregnant. The story goes, it’s not his (not sure, it could be), but he’s claiming paternity because the OTHER guy she was facking beat her. Sean is apparently the better choice.
Let that sink in.
Anyway, my manager had her baby last week, and Sean needed baby momma #1 to drive to the hospital so he could see his most recent addition. He left baby momma #1, and their two kids in the car in the parking lot while he visited baby momma #2. He visited for 20 minutes, while baby momma #1 called him to ask when he was going to come back to the car (she thought he was just dropping things off) and baby momma #2 complained the whole time that baby momma #1 wouldn’t let him spend time with his newest child.
It’s an effed up situation, and these people are all to blame for the situation they are in, but what happened on Sunday …
But this isn’t about me. This is about the THREE women he’s managed to “get with” when he has absolutely NOTHING – outwardly – to offer. He’s poor. Not attractive. Not smart. Not outgoing (very quiet). Obviously no morals. He uses women, etc.
How do you get #3 to sleep with you when you’ve abandoned #1, knocked up #2 and have no intention of even seeing her through the pregnancy …
And mind you, he was cheating on #1 for a long time with #2 before she got pregnant.
There is no other explanation than he must have something going on sexually
So, wrapping up this story (so I can get shit done here), in what is sure to be a disappointment after all my build up –
So, there was a battle over whom would “claim” the (first) children on the tax return. Sean certainly isn’t supporting them, but filed first, so he got “the” (AKA “our” dough). $3,400 in a tax refund.
Which he cashed somewhere and was carrying around in his pocket at Walmart, waiting for his newest baby momma to pick him up for a ride.
And he LOST it. Lost. $3,400 cash.
He reported it missing, and is SHOCKED that someone hasn’t turned it in.
He has all these children, no car, etc, and he loses $3,400 through just being completely irresponsible.
really, though, it wasn’t his “withholding” in the literal sense. The money has merely been redistributed elsewhere.
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Are we absolutely sure this guy doesn’t spell his name “Shaun”? Because, seriously, we Seans are classier than this.
I think it’s really DeShawn.
Ok, the story. Little back info to put it all in perspective.
A co-worker’s sister (Amanda) has 2 YOUNG children by this guy – Sean. Sean started shtupping one of my managers (who know when?) , and then SHE got pregnant. Nine months of sturm and drang (he’s moving out, he’s not moving out, he can’t move out, he’s taking the car, he can’t pay child support – oh it went on and on) but by the day of delivery for his second baby momma ….
What happens NEXT? Oh the anticipation is palatable …
I’ve never seen/met the dude (I can’t bring myself to call him a “man”). I’ve asked about him, and he’s apparently slight, and very shy.
I think he must have a very big penis, because he has very little else in the way of assets – intellectually, physically, morally, etc …
When we last left our story, my Manager was just about to give birth, but not before she bought a house with the intention of sean- stud-muffin extraordinaire – moving in and helping pay the bills.
Well, Sean had other plans. He didn’t have a car, he’s a cook, he owes some sort of payment to baby momma #1 (who’s an idiot in her own right). There are fights over cars. Money. WHo is supposed to watch those first two children – baby momma #1 gets a new boyfriend. Sean has all this going on … a new baby on the way … so what does he do?
He gets a NEW girlfriend! Cute thing, apparently. So, he’s NOT moving in with my manager. He’s moving on. ANd guess what ? …
stay tuned for the NEXT Installment …
This has been going on for 9 months so far. My friend almost got fired over it, because she had some choice words for the manager. I’m trying to just stay to the main story. But, just know that all the people involved (not my friend) are idiots.
So, when we last left our tale, Sean got himself a new girlfriend. His second baby momma is about to give birth, and he still needs baby momma #1 to drive him around, etc.
And NOW – the new girlfriend is pregnant. The story goes, it’s not his (not sure, it could be), but he’s claiming paternity because the OTHER guy she was facking beat her. Sean is apparently the better choice.
Let that sink in.
Anyway, my manager had her baby last week, and Sean needed baby momma #1 to drive to the hospital so he could see his most recent addition. He left baby momma #1, and their two kids in the car in the parking lot while he visited baby momma #2. He visited for 20 minutes, while baby momma #1 called him to ask when he was going to come back to the car (she thought he was just dropping things off) and baby momma #2 complained the whole time that baby momma #1 wouldn’t let him spend time with his newest child.
It’s an effed up situation, and these people are all to blame for the situation they are in, but what happened on Sunday …
But this isn’t about me. This is about the THREE women he’s managed to “get with” when he has absolutely NOTHING – outwardly – to offer. He’s poor. Not attractive. Not smart. Not outgoing (very quiet). Obviously no morals. He uses women, etc.
How do you get #3 to sleep with you when you’ve abandoned #1, knocked up #2 and have no intention of even seeing her through the pregnancy …
And mind you, he was cheating on #1 for a long time with #2 before she got pregnant.
There is no other explanation than he must have something going on sexually
So, wrapping up this story (so I can get shit done here), in what is sure to be a disappointment after all my build up –
So, there was a battle over whom would “claim” the (first) children on the tax return. Sean certainly isn’t supporting them, but filed first, so he got “the” (AKA “our” dough). $3,400 in a tax refund.
Which he cashed somewhere and was carrying around in his pocket at Walmart, waiting for his newest baby momma to pick him up for a ride.
And he LOST it. Lost. $3,400 cash.
He reported it missing, and is SHOCKED that someone hasn’t turned it in.
He has all these children, no car, etc, and he loses $3,400 through just being completely irresponsible.
really, though, it wasn’t his “withholding” in the literal sense. The money has merely been redistributed elsewhere.
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Wow, that was fun. I’m looking to paste something else, like a long passage from “Tristram Shandy,” or something.
Cankles as Dictator-For-Four-Years won’t crimp Bubba’s sexual perversions. The two haven’t lived together for years and won’t do more than pay lip service to their “marriage” when she’s won Stalin’s seat.
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I agree. I actually think it would be hilarious to relive all of it.
How funny would it be to see ‘ol Bill trying to explain the difference between porking the pig or just blowing a load on her…again.
It would be surreal. And it will happen if she’s elected. Which is why she won’t be elected.
to see ‘ol Bill trying to explain the difference between porking the pig or just blowing a load
Well, that’s more fun than Juanita Broaddrick had with the First Rapist.
Could this explain the Mystery Sean, Ladies Man?
http://bit.ly/1k9VWt4
IRT the wall of text copypasta, you guys really are big penii…
What do you think makes him feel the most unmanly, GO? Having to use the strap-on, or having it used on him?
you guys really are big penii
http://nydn.us/1k9Wjne
Having to use the strap-on, or having it used on him?
Not mutually exclusive.
Guess who is getting a new dog? Me, that’s who.
Dare I ask this group for name suggestions? It is a female.
Not mutually exclusive.
That’s what I thought, from the looks of him.
Dare I ask this group for name suggestions? It is a female.
How dare you try and impose gender roles on your canine prisoner.
How dare you try and impose gender roles on your canine prisoner.
I got a female just so I can say: “I finally got that bitch to go down when I told her to.”.
Seaniqua.
You guys get it all out of your system while I’m gone.
Monique
LaTrina
*scroll scroll scroll scroll *
This is just like crackfat.
LaPhonda
Face Ripper.
I think you should call the little bitch MJ.
Seen in the blue portion of the red state of Indiana on a bumper sticker:
“I’m ready for Hillary”
My response: You’re ready for her to what? KIck off? Me, too!
Bill at least had the good sense to nail a chubby intern rather than an actual bovine.
Engrish, MFer’s – do you speak it?
http://weaselzippers.us/176815-latest-cringe-inducing-hhs-obamacare-pitch/
Strap-on guy is probably in a chastity device and likes to watch.
He’s got that look about him.
Name the dog “Crash Pants.”
What the hell? “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” is a real name?
Lemon Bear.
Is the dog gay? You could name it Sulu.
I really ought to get in on this copypasta meme. Everyone at H2 is doing it.
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Yeah, surprisingly, it’s really a lot of fun.
Tyshaquondraniqua-anshit.
That’s a damned good name for a bitch.
Tyshaquondraniqua-anshit.
I think that’s Obama’s next appointee to SCOTUS.
We need a “wise negress” on the court to balance out those icky whiteys.
Jenteal White
That would be an awesome name.
Sounds more like the name of a bread maker.
MJ, which lasts longer, your Bert puppet, or the Ernie one?
The dash don’t be silent.
Bert.
Bank of America is using “Shambala” in their TV commercials.
*punches a banker hippie*
This Lincoln is a really nice car.
http://tinyurl.com/ktvyv5n
Oddly enough, Shaniqua, Jenteal and Lemon Bear didn’t make the cut.
MJ, does Bert puppet or Ernie puppet have multiple orgasms?
Ernie. It’s mostly due to the prostate attention he frequently receives.
http://tinyurl.com/ktvyv5n
Oddly enough, Shaniqua, Jenteal and Lemon Bear didn’t make the cut.
Neither did Sweet Tits.
ooooooooOOOOOOOooooohhh …. dog bitches not ho-bitches.
Never mind.
Afternoon.
Today I built two (2) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/lz3ot6v
http://www.middletownpress.com/lifestyle/20140225/new-health-insurance-plans-cause-headaches-in-some-doctors-offices
Long story short: Obamacare sux.
Multiply by 1000’s and chaos ensues.
Those look swirl-worthy.
The exterior is all stainless steel. They could have many swirls. For a price.
Here you go Cyn. Top 50 Ho-bitches
http://tinyurl.com/mgorv8c
From Jimbro’s headache linky:
Why is it that I have it in my head that it was supposed to be day-one coverage? Did I dream this, or yet another lie??
For a price.
*subscribes to Jewstin’s newsletter, again*
Top 50 Ho-bitches
http://tinyurl.com/mgorv8c
There be alotta white wimmens in them photos.
There be alotta white wimmens in them photos.
That must be where they all went.
Mila?
Why is it that I have it in my head that it was supposed to be day-one coverage? Did I dream this, or yet another lie??
You will also be covered for any and all pre-existing conditions, which in practice means you can wait in line with the scabies-infected crack whore at County General for treatment after spending three months trying to find a doctor willing to treat you. You found one, in the Medicaid unit two hundred miles away. You’re welcome.
I hate it when you defrost something wrapped in butcher paper thinking it’s one thing and it turns out to be something completely different.
A request has now been made to Mr. TiFW to pick up something for dinner this evening…..
Hey, Jan Brewer is going all Lt. Sulu. She is joined by Mitt Romney and Juan McCain.
Lets elect more pragmatic Republicans like President Romney!
*drinks*
Holy shit, the fallout from the leaky spacesuit today. I forecast more “training”.
Huh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw5qcbal79M
Shit gets real. Fasten seat-belts…
http://imgur.com/gallery/30ZX0En
If there is a road to perdition, does it have signs like this?
http://bit.ly/1cRUS8n
What should we talk about now?
I didn’t know Cyn was Asian.
http://bit.ly/1cRVkDB
What should we talk about now?
Not Fight Club.
That’s a given. Twice, even.
Can we talk about Hillary’s oral skills?
D’awwww… the Axeman changed his password on Win8 last night and now can’t remember what he changed it to. Mom and Googleman to the rescue.
Also, FTR, Word 2007 can suck my schwetty ballz.
I didn’t know Cyn was Asian.
http://bit.ly/1cRVkDB
!!YOU CROSSED THE LINE MUTHERFOCKER!!1!
Not really; I just needed to get that out of my system.
Carry on!
Can we talk about Hillary’s oral skills?
If you ask Bill, it will be an exceedingly terse conversation.
the Axeman changed his password on Win8 last night and now can’t remember what he changed it to.
There’s lots of passwords available on sites in the domain “.ru”
Can’t understand why the wife hated the perfume I bought her.
http://bit.ly/1cRXEur
Gentleman’s sausage + Fish and chips = gentleman’s relish.
Also, FTR, Word 2007 can suck my schwetty balls.
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I may actually blank out this mac and send it to you when I’m done.
Just don’t look at it under a blue light.
I’ve seen fish and chips served in newspaper but I’m not sure that would suit gentleman’s relish.
>>>What should we talk about now?
http://tinyurl.com/kz8xc3f
Kind of fallen off our radar lately
I may actually blank out this mac and send it to you when I’m done.
A kind and dear thought, but I’d still have the same issue: fucking learning curve.
Just don’t look at it under a blue light.
Yer good; I only work under red lights.
What should we talk about now?
Real or bullshit? Discuss.
Jan Brewer to Arizonans: You are required by law to sell your services to anyone organizing a marriage so long as it’s a gay marriage. If you want to refuse to bake a cake for a straight ceremony, just make sure the couple is white. Otherwise, you’re golden.
Real or bullshit? Discuss.
I think the fist speaks volumes.
http://tinyurl.com/kz8xc3f
I wish we elected him instead.
He’s not the mayor?
I’m certain of this much: The Hamburglar was running the stimulus program.
Here is a picture of him looking at Sean’s penis.
http://tinyurl.com/kz8xc3f
Here is a picture of a tunicate sponge looking at Sean’s penis.
http://bit.ly/1cS2XtM
Did anybody tell anybody else to just give up on their dream of opening a VCR repair shop today?
Metaphor for something.
I guess we have primary elections in TX coming up pretty soon. The commercials during the 6:00 news are non-stop. Evidently every fucker running for every office in TX is going to single handedly stop Obamacare dead in it’s tracks and dork the prezzy in the squeaker.
The douche runnng for state comptroler (head beancounter) is running against Obama. No idea whether he has an in-state opponent or not.
Did anybody tell anybody else to just give up on their dream of opening a VCR repair shop today?
No.
Eight Track repair shop…..yeah.
Can Floyd use Obamacare here?
http://bit.ly/1cS5Af9
Oh……and every fucker running for every office in the state evidently carry’s a rifle or a shotgun on a routine basis and goes to church. Some of them wear hard hats and stare at oil wells and others wear Stetsons and discuss horses with an older gent. One of them hired some meskins to work in his bar at some point and is thus unfit for hanging.
It’s like they’re trying to carricature the place or something.
Here is Desi Arnaz seeing Sean’s penis:
http://is.gd/C6d3Vx
Obamacare is not a train wreck. Train wrecks don’t hurt this many people, or cost as much, and no one pretends a wrecked train is a good thing.
Here’s a gif of Jan Brewer
How are you, Sean.
I realize your name has taken a real pounding as of late, but I hope you understand that it’s all in good fun.
And by good fun I mean Car in’s fault.
In dire need of Obamacare and GO’s clinic.
http://is.gd/tTOEmy
Sean guest starred on Seinfeld in an episode called, ‘Shrinkage.’
http://is.gd/TLnVPy
Here’s a gif of Jan Brewer
http://i.imgur.com/2CZcfKc.gif
My, the makeover has improved her look, I must say.
Mare?
I realize your name has taken a real pounding as of late
With a huge penis.
Is freedom of association dead?
I think it’s dead.
Here is William Shatner looking at Sean’s penis.
http://bit.ly/1cS839k
MJ?
Here is Janet Leigh looking at Sean’s penis.
http://bit.ly/1cS8qRp
I think it’s dead, Jim.
There is no freedom of disassociation.
Did Janet Leigh have a really interesting rack like her daughter? Janet was a little befoe my time, but Jamie and Cinemax and my first real paying job came together to hit me right in the sweet spot.
The backlash on all this is going to be bad.
Like, Sean’s penis in your nostril bad.
Here is Gordon Ramsay looking at Sean’s penis.
http://dailym.ai/1cS9cxE
Hi, MJ. I’m okay. It’s just that suddenly people are spelling my name correctly and they’re not actually talking about me. How about that.
Oh, and this is your mom looking at my penis.
http://tinyurl.com/lf585e8
Did Janet Leigh have a really interesting rack like her daughter?
You tell me.
http://bit.ly/1cS9GDY
Hi, MJ. I’m okay. It’s just that suddenly people are spelling my name correctly and they’re not actually talking about me. How about that.
Oh, and this is your mom looking at my penis.
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Honestly, I’m lost.
Here is Jenteal White looking at Sean’s penis:
http://is.gd/FnzQAb
This is Jonathan Harris looking at William Shatner looking at Sean’s penis.
http://bit.ly/1cSbahA
The crew of Mythbusters prepares for a guest appearance by Sean’s penis:
http://is.gd/XZ6jyo
This is a hole in the ground after penetration by Sean’s penis.
http://dailym.ai/1cSdTru
I have become a huge Duck Dynasty fan. This show is awesome. I can’t stop laughing.
This is what happened when a Titan I missile discovered it was smaller than Sean’s penis.
Sean’s penis orgasm:
http://tinyurl.com/mvomj4z
Hi guys. It will take me awhile to check out all of the Sean’s penii links. BBL.
I’ve just about had enough of Sean’s penis…….wait, whut?
This is your mom after seeing Sean’s penis.
Little known fact: Sean’s Penis is a premature ejaculator.
http://is.gd/HmSVpq
Some of Sean’s spunk hit the Sun.
This is Alan Cumming looking at Jonathan Harris looking at Willliam Shatner looking at Sean’s penis.
http://bit.ly/1cSiw4C
Sean has a party
How did this get started?
Never mind, I don’t want to know.
It was your fault.
This is Sean’s penis having a nightmare.
http://bit.ly/1cSjCgS
Car in wrote a novel yesterday, titled Sean’s Penis.
She might have a thing for him.
Funny
In the PUA community, they call it ‘gina tingles.
Evening Hostages.
Uh…Sean’s penis? Do I even want to know?
In NM, it is Ricoh’s penis, but he wears a condom so he doesn’t get to claim any EITC. He works for Dan. Hooked up with 4 different chicks last week. He got booted from the apartment he was sharing with the BK Manager that worked at Hooter’s for tips.
bcoch, are you still going to WDW?
I was going to aver that Sean’s penis ought to be a tag, but that’s sort of self-evident now.
Yup. No choice in that oso. Tickets purchased, hotel rooms reserved.
When your mom met Sean’s penis………….
the BK Manager that worked at Hooter’s for tips
Talk about low-hanging fruit.
You really should check the seat before you sit down………….
Google Analytics is going to show a strange spike centered around the proximity of “penis” and “Sean’s” on the interwebs.
You actually used “strange spike” and “Sean’s penis” in a post? C’mon man.
World Ducati Week? AWESOME
Bcoch, we were there in Oct. We synced our wrist bands to Fast Passes at home and had the app on our phone. They were still having hiccups with the system. We tied our room keys, but not our credit cards.
You actually used “strange spike” and “Sean’s penis” in a post?
The job ain’t pretty but it had to be done.
I’ll take the under on accidental entry.
Are there motorcycles in that Ducati picture? I can’t see any.
GO, in NM, I know a LOT of man-whores that are supported by women. It may be the minimum wage retail life that I lead.
If you manage a BK and then work at hooters on the side I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that your life sucks.
>>>Bcoch, we were there in Oct. We synced our wrist bands to Fast Passes at home and had the app on our phone. They were still having hiccups with the system. We tied our room keys, but not our credit cards.
Yeah, we’re staying on site. At the hotel that has the monorail running through it. We’ve got the wrist bands and we’ll decide what we want to fast pass probably friday night when we get there. I believe that you can now charge stuff to your room from in the park. I know my sis (she loves going there) was telling me you can purchase stuff in the park and have it delivered to your room so that you don’t have to lug it around.
I know a LOT of man-whores
http://bit.ly/1cSnJtb
Wait… Whore?
Sorry.
The Contemporary? Check out the California Grill. Do you have a lagoon view?
Yeah. No, garden view I believe.
If you manage a BK and then work at hooters on the side I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that your life sucks.
Obamacare at work. 2 jobs to get 40+ hours.
She’s really cute and she finally booted Ricoh out of their apt.
I bet Sean has insurance.
Bcoch, the lagoon light parade can be pretty cool and you can see most of the fireworks display from the Magic Kingdom. Park hopper?
I bet Sean has insurance.
“Hey baby, I can add a dependent.”
C’mon fella. Harry Reid said all the horror stories about Obamacare are lies. So if you are an Obamacare victim like my dad, you’re a liar. He obviously lied to me when he said his plan was canceled and can only be replaced by one costing three times as much. It’s amazing how mysterious Republicans forced my father to lie to me.
I believe so. I wasn’t really involved in the whole hotel and ticket procurement. My parents wanted my girls to go to Disney, so their Christmas present was we all go for the weekend. We get there Friday night, all day Saturday and for however long we want on Sunday.
My deductible is now higher than my total, life-time, non-dental healthcare costs. Obamacare must not have caused that.
Harry Reid says that if you claim OCare fucked you over, you’re a liar. So you got that going for you Leon.
You have insurance? 1 percenter!
Go online and find out which parks have Magic Mornings and Extra hours. When you stay on site, you can stretch your tickets by planning. Staying on site gives you free parking at the parks. You’re close to the TTY so you can park hop pretty easily. Any character breakfasts?
My deductible is now higher than my total, life-time, non-dental healthcare costs.
We just need to get all the dentists inside Obamacare so non-dental medicine will seem cheaper.
*Can you tell I’m a Disnoid?
Cyn,
Real.
I’ve done it twice. When she found nothing the first time, she went out and got several of her closest friends…
Magic Mornings?
Oso knows Sean.
*Can you tell I’m a Disnoid?
Many years ago on account of work I was able to go behind the scenes in Disneyland, Anaheim. This was so long ago, I was able to actually see live characters like Mickey Mouse on break, not wearing their heads and smoking a cigarette.
You have insurance? 1 percenter!
Look, it’s a long way from the bottom to the top of the upper quintile.
Magic Mornings?
Oso knows Sean.
The sun also rises.
Hahaha I love you guys!
I ought to upload this piece of naughty Disney art done by someone who worked for them. I’ll see if I can imgur it.
Spring Training kicked off today. Grapefruit League was kind of yesterday with stupid FSU/Yankees. Hey bcoch, is your loser team at home this wknd at Disney?
We love you Oso.
Disney… NSFW
There Friday, away Saturday, back on Sunday.
Haha GO. Actually a pretty tough ticket to get, Bcoch. Too bad it is a family trip. Drinking around the World is fun.
Scott, did you line up to register your new gun or did you get the letter?
I suspect once Scott got a new gun it was immediately lost in a canoe accident.
I prefer a big ass.
What’s your preference?
I prefer a big ass.
What’s your preference?
So you’re a fan of FLOTUS?
I love me some FLOTUS ass.
http://is.gd/8CN6HO
I love me some FLOTUS ass.
http://is.gd/8CN6HO
Holy crap. That won’t even fit on a 4K screen.
That thing needs a heat shield like an Apollo capsule.
GGGAAHHH!!!!!
The fuck, MJ????
I like robust haunches on a woman, but they gotta be functional, not flabby.
The fuck, indeed.
Okay, time to go have nightmares.
and by “nightmares” you mean MJ’s mom.
Pepe, I’ve really been enjoying your knives and your calves pics.
MJ,
I’ve cut you a lot of slack. Yeah, you’re new and getting to know the ropes. You are a good bartender and can do it on media. You do horribly inappropriate “gifs”. You’re a good ad to Wisers radio program.
If you ever do something like that again, I will hack the “Wordpuss code” to kill your computer and ban you for ever…
*forever
/HS
I’ve been enjoying all these pics of reactions to Sean’s penis.
Hiring freeze is over. We are actually training 2 new PT workers. Kill me nao! One is ok, the other managed a slip & fall her second day on the job. S&F is a bleach blonde hispanic that traded her phone # with Ricoh her first day.
MJ,
I’ve cut you a lot of slack. Yeah, you’re new and getting to know the ropes. You are a good bartender and can do it on media. You do horribly inappropriate “gifs”. You’re a good ad to Wisers radio program.
If you ever do something like that again, I will hack the “Wordpuss code” to kill your computer and ban you for ever…
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I think that’s fair.
I give you this as a gift:
http://is.gd/pKpEiU
Who wants to live forever?/earworm
GO, in NM, I know a LOT of man-whores that are supported by women. It may be the minimum wage retail life that I lead.
I think it’s hilarious to watch some douchebag try and look cool while being chauffeured around in his girlfriend’s Jetta. Hilarious and sad at the same time.
S&F is a bleach blonde hispanic that traded her phone # with Ricoh her first day.
You can’t make up this stuff.
I love me some FLOTUS ass.
The space-time continuum warped to the point I saw that thing sticking out of my computer screen in 3-D.
One more for Sean’s penis.
http://www.gocomics.com/lastkiss/2014/02/24
I’m pretty sure it’s been identified as a planet.
It’s called FLOTUS/Anteries/Bigass/1/Twinkie
‘The space-time continuum warped to the point I saw that thing sticking out of my computer screen in 3-D.
It even left arugula spoor on my keyboard.
Name that Hostagette.
http://www.gocomics.com/lastkiss/2014/01/31
MJ,
Never mind…
Name that Hostagette.
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You?
I saw arugula spoor open for Meatloaf at the local diner in ’68
Bed.
Name that Hostagette.
Clearly: Wiserbud.
MJ, correct!
Ricoh thinks I’m sarcastic and mean. He used to be in competition with Bryan in meat dept and Isaiah in electronics to see how many women they could hook up with.
Ricoh thinks I’m sarcastic and mean.
Let him visit H2 and we’ll pop his cherry.
Young guys are too sensitive for the H2. One of Dan’s employees looks like Sean Astin. More 50 First Dates Sean Astin, because of the lisp and gym time. He gets butt-hurt that we call him “Rudy”
You don’t call him “Samwise”?
He gets butt-hurt that we call him “Rudy”
There is a fine line between butt-hurt and butt-joy. IYKWIMAITYD.
I have a RL friend who is Native American who got to play one series of downs in HS. He looks like Jack Black. I call him Rudy because of Football. His name is Sam! He is Samwise or Rudy to me. When his baby-mama was preggo with their 2nd kid, I called the baby Rudy once I knew it was a boy.
GO, yes, I know. I work retail.
One of the saddest things I deal with daily, are Members in the early stages of dementia. Guy returned a two pack of ranch dressing today. His wife buys it every time she comes into Sam’s. He has 6 bottles of ranch in his pantry. Food items can’t be re-sold or donated. Trash. Another Member has a hubby with early stage dementia. He buys pretty boxes. Doesn’t open, so we can re-sell. WTF are all these crypt keepers still driving and shopping?
Dan likes Punisher tees. He is the Jimbo of ABQ. 6 tees and a hoodie. He has more Punisher stuff than I have stitch gear.
Stitch.
Too early to own comments.
Glad Pogo is doing better.
I sing the body electric….
Trololo
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Getting cold in the Duke City. G’night
no 12?
“Members in the early stages of dementia” by the name of Richard.
had to go to hell today – started out at 5AM
just got back – too much coffee on the return trip.
tomorrow-today is gonna suck cow crunk
Today, I had a Member that never spoke English and I never spoke Spanish to her and I helped her. 2 self-described “Coconuts” I work with didn’t even bother to translate. We’re trying to figure out a slur for white on the outside, but brown on the inside for coyotes like me.
i work with a lot of chi-coms – sometimes they’ll carry on conversations with one speaking english, the other chinese…
it’s humorous
funniest convo ever was at my local favorite chinese restaurant. They share a strip mall with a mexican from mexico restaurant. New cousin from China takes phone order from mexican staff from Mexico. I thought I was going to die.
6° on the back porch; time for the hot tub i think
just got an urge for an omelet from murphy’s mule barn…. could you email me one of those Oso?
RL friend is an owner of a security company in Douchebagistan. He is selling out and retiring to San Antonio. I’ve set up 2 Memberships in self-defense for former military guys in the past week. Guy today was HUGE. Home-based business geared around safety and self-defense. Wished them both luck.
Hahaha Jam, I haven’t been to Murphy’s since the smoking ban. Last time there, it was in a cloud of freedom.
smoke nazis made restaurants go smoking/non. major expense to convert. smoke nazis strike again and smoking only allowed outside and 50 feet from doors. lots of local restaurants can’t make it. looking at closure. stupid Applebees.
Still waiting on songwriters that sell their songs and where they fit on the cover theory brick wall.
Dan had to block my cousin, Mindy, on FB, because of all the kids with cancer links. Carin has done the research. She knows. Less than 3% of all ACS funding goes to kids with cancer. Most goes to SGK and breast cancer. Find your local Cure Search and donate.
Our local Cure Search shut down. Bing Sheridan’s Sunshine Foundation and support kids with cancer.
I know young guys that have been totally fucked by severe brain trauma in Iraq and douchebagistan. Their poor wives. They are throwing money away left and right and don’t even know it.
In your white derp and your wedding bells
You look the picture of contented new wealth
But from the on-looking fool who believed your lies
I wish this grave would open up and swallow me alive
up, dangit. I wanted to sleep for another hour.
The most massive object in the universe http://nautil.us/blog/the-most-massive-object-in-the-universehow-was-it-created
Hint: It’s not sean’s penis
There’s GOT to be another early riser here!
Lame.
Uh-oh:
Good morning all!
Is it Day #2 or #3 of Sean’s Cockocalypse?
wakey wakey.
Morning, children.
Comment by George Orwell on February 26, 2014 11:52 pm
There is a fine line between butt-hurt and butt-joy. IYKWIMAITYD.
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That would be lube……………. or so I’ve heard.
Facebook is down folks. I repeat, facebook is DOWN.
nvm. it’s back.
Dammit.
I’ll have to keep trying. I really thought that would do it.
Oh yay, my new soap opera has Carmen Villalobos.
Ella es muy magnifico.
Heh, leon brought down facecrack. For a second.
NSA runs facebook, so it was probably hackers from China.
Obama is coming to Hartford next Wednesday.
Income inequality affects women and the middle class.
There. I summed it up for you.
It’s a “For those about to rock ” kind of morning.
Scott, you should stand in line to try and get a selfie with him. I hear he’s dreamy.
Beasn!?!! What if he gets overwhelmed and passes out?
I didn’t get to bed until late. Then I could only sleep 4 hours.
The ‘news’ is depressing. Having a one party rule is depressing. And then my daughter calls home crying because she didn’t get accepted into grad school and was put on a waiting list. Last year, there were 150 applicants for 15 slots.
She is burned out from busting her ass to maintain a 3.8 gpa and now feels she wasted the last 3 years of her life and her BS will be useless.
Not to mention all of the money spent applying to said program along with all the costs of transcripts, applications, etc. Total scam.
Car in, then the dreamy one can speak and his voice, alone, will bring him back to consciousness.
Beasn, it’s all insane, isn’t it. College applications were $50 a pop. Humn … how much money am I supposed to have laying around to APPLY to a college? To have them say yea/nea. BS, really.
How could all hat simply not be worked into the costs of all the other bs?
One girl I know applied to something like 8 colleges. Really? shesh. Insane.
And if the girl chooses to tack on another major to await another round of transcript transfers, application fees, cost of retaking the GRE, I think she will melt in a puddle.
Oh wait, she already did that.
On top of having to go through presentations to reapply for RA or grad assistant to get through even more school.
I kind of wish she would find a nice guy and raise a family RIGHT NOW.
It seems like she was JUST going away to college.
Car in, all I hear is a big sucking sound. So many f*cking fees for nothing. She had to pay her own school a fee to send her transcript to the grad program at her own school. WTF, they have the information right there!
Big f*cking scam and it’s heartbreaking to see her work so hard and get beat the hell with fees and rejection. The assist. to the whoever department head told her that her only option her BS will give her is to become an assistant to what she wants to become. That’s it. So with only 15 slots made available, why does anyone try?
Yep. I remember that.
What’s the BS in?
If you find a decent jorb, sometimes you can trick them into paying for a Master’s. I did.
She will graduate in May with the only prospect of being an assistant. Grad school seems to be mostly gaining experience and not so much more theory, so I don’t get why that is her only option.
Mr. Beasn thought about calling whoever told her that to bust their chops. They’re supposed to be guiding these young people they are charging exorbitant amounts of money only to tell them….oops, sorry, if you want more options you have to take more classes and keep paying fees and taking tests until you may or may not get into this program.
leon, communication disorders.
Matt only applied to ONE college, and given his grades and SAT score, it should have been a sure thing.
STILL haven’t heard- it’s “pending”. We should have written he was part native American.
Fuck them, honestly.
He’s squawking he doesn’t want to go.
*irony
I don’t understand why they don’t just make it a five year program and let them compete in the marketplace for the jobs.
Oh duh….follow the trail of fees…..
It’s like my on childhood friend, beasn, who teachers graduate level course in dance theory.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell people it’s a great option. She has a Phd in “dance”. what else is she going to do if she doesn’t have grad students?
She should start looking for a job. Or a husband. Grad school is just 3 more years of putting biology on hold. If she ever wants children, waiting is a TERRIBLE idea.
No one says on their deathbed “man, I wish I’d spent more time in school”.
Insanity.
It’s another white-out.
We should have written he was part native American.
Or a white hispanic.
I have no doubt beasnette’s school keeps a few slots for such cases because they advertise their diversity.
Leon, grad school for her would only be one year. Not getting accepted makes her sort of putting her life on hold for a year. She doesn’t want to do that.
Wake Forest has been calling, texting, and sending me emails for their MBA program.
I finally picked up the phone last night and explained that it just wasn’t worth it. I think the recruiter was a little shocked.
I patiently explained that companies no longer care about MBAs and that they are a total waste of money at $80K.
$80K for someone to tell me what I already know so that I can put MBA on a resume. Total scam.
Nope…I meant two years.
Lack of sleeps….
Is it just a teaching certificate or something? A Master’s program usually takes 30+ credits, there’s no way to get that in two semesters at the grad level.
You could just go ahead and use MBA. It would stand for Massages Bert’s Anus, but who would be the wiser?
I get why people in their 20s get MBAs. They don’t know what a waste it is yet.
Ah, okay. Mine took 4.5 years, but I was doing it while working full time.
I’ve considered that.
I’m actually going to MBB training next month so it doesn’t matter.
I need to run to the store, but it’s too freakin cold.
Friend of mine got the company to get him an MA in Engineering Management, then leveraged it into a promotion. That was worth it.
Me too. 34 degrees this morning.
leon, it’s not teaching…it’s speech pathology (and a minor in the autism spectrum). It’s two years grad school for that program. The last year is totally in the field.
She would have many options in the real world. If she gets accepted and goes through the masters program.
We’re planning a road trip to Virginia and Washington D.C. We’d like to do it as soon as it’s Spring there, trees budding, flowers in bloom, etc.
Anyone familiar with the weather in that area?
She has also been working as an RA the last year and a half. It pays room and board, not to mention some pocket change for working the ‘desk’ 10 hours a week.
School is a scam.
She just texted me. There were well over 100 applicants to the program with only 15 available slots. Guess who is on the waitlist at number 16?
My sisters live in Baltimore. I have passing familiarity, but not from my own residency.
Everyone keep their fingers and toes crossed that a few on that list accept a slot at other schools.
She just texted me. There were well over 100 applicants to the program with only 15 available slots. Guess who is on the waitlist at number 16?
If she’s #16, I suspect she’ll make it in. Out of 15, I would be surprised of (a) the program were a first choice for everyone, and (b) every applicant’s circumstances will allow entry, not matter how much desired. Inevitably, there are financial failures, deaths/divorces/major life events – stuff for which one can’t plan or one prioritizes over education.
According to this site, it looks like the peak time for the cherry blossoms is in late March/early April.
http://havecamerawilltravel.com/cherry-blossoms/best-time-visit-see-cherry-blossoms/
(b) every applicant’s circumstances will allow entry, not matter how much desired. Inevitably, there are financial failures, deaths/divorces/major life events – stuff for which one can’t plan or one prioritizes over education.
Or murder.
Hotspur, the weather there is the same as here, just a month earlier.
April is probably nice.
Summer sucks because of the heat. Spring and fall suck because of the crowds.
I don’t see anyone on the left taking back their vile slurs against Jan Brewer. Maybe they just aren’t on Facebook yet.
I’ve been there over Memorial weekend. That was nice, and it was fun to watch the motorcycles pass by The Mall.
I’ve been there in July, and I’ll never do that again.
I think it’ll be April.
Or murder.
Heh. My husband texted her with that option or a Tonya Harding-type style of clearing the field.
Early April carries some risk.
Every couple of years snow covered cherry blossoms are the front page photos.
<i.According to this site, it looks like the peak time for the cherry blossoms is in late March/early April.
Polar Vortex may retard spring somewhat. I wonder when spring sprung in ’78 in that area.
Jazz, I hope you’re right. Though several schools don’t finish their application process ’til June, which is kind of stressful weird when one has to plan for such things…especially when others finished Feb. 1 and are waiting on pins and needles and having to arrange their lives.
The last time I was in DC I was driving a moving van.
Shortly after saying “What building is that?”, the secret service surrounded us.
The building in question was The White House. I had never seen the back of it before.
BTW, Decorah eagle momma laid egg #2 yesterday afternoon.
Poor things. It has been hitting below zero at night for them. It was 9 degrees during the day yesterday. It’s making the owls assholes. One attacked momma a couple of nights ago.
Hahahahahahaha
Was the back end still full of empties?
My husband texted her with that option or a Tonya Harding-type style of clearing the field.
I’m not sure making bad porn is a good idea….
I was in a real truck that time. The were not happy with me,
trucks aren’t supposed to get anywhere near that place.
DC is nice in April and October. That’s it. Traffic and parking sucks.
*grabs Jazz’s nose*
The knees, Jazz, the knees.
Jazz, I hope you’re right
Take heart, beasn – I’m always right.
Scott, did you give them the crazy eyes like your avatar?
*grabs Jazz’s nose*
*Tries to launch a snot-rocket and blows out eardrums*
HEY! OW! 😉
Excellent criticism of the proposed §501(c)(4) rules
http://bit.ly/NzqN42
How cool is this?
http://fxn.ws/Nzr4nC
NEW POATY
I was very polite.