Hi there. MJ, or Mari Juana in some circles, had some sort of business trip *coughBallIroningcough* and axed me to pinch hit. No screwing around – let’s rock:
This chickie has been here before, yeah, yeah, I know, “another repeat?” you say to yourself, but wait a sec: that last time we saw her, whoknowwho found the WORST pics of her ever. I went and scrubbed the tittywebs to find the best pictures of her, because I’m nice that way. She’s from Australia, and can speed read at 42-28-36 Double G All Natural words per minute. She was named last year as a ‘Best of the Decade’ by Score. Get your fleshlights ready and then give a BBF howdy to Angie White.
I hate quizzes so enjoy what the astrological gurus have begat each of us for today, July 26, 2013.
And just for something a bit extra different, I’ve made the rest of the Angie scenery as Links–let’s see if you can find them all.
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Aries(Mar 21-Ap 19) | All is not as it appears, and that may play to your advantage. Get outside assistance. Do what you love long enough, and you’ll profit. Mold it to a market niche. Take local action. |
Taurus(Apr 20-May 20) | So many things require your attention. Think it over, plan and prioritize actions. Family comes first. Avoid distractions and take quiet time to listen to your intuition. A female provides an opportunity. |
Gemini(May 21-Jun 20) | Trust old love and information … an antique gains value. Get out socially. Listen to conflicting points of view, and figure it out with help from friends. Don’t get fooled by an imitation. |
Cancer(Jun 21-Jul 22) | Postpone shopping. Plan for two days in the spotlight. But don’t get blinded. Stand by your principles. And definitely don’t spend money to get love. Attention to detail is key. |
Leo(Jul 23-Aug 22) | Plan a vacation, or get out there and go. Surprises make for great stories. Your partner demonstrates compassion. Make peace with your past. Exploration, discovery and adventure call you. Keep a journal. |
Virgo(Aug 23-Sep 22) | There could be complications on the job. Be a strategist, and avoid impulsive actions now. Clear up confusion before proceeding. Give up control, let go of the old way and create new possibilities. |
Libra(Sep 23-Oct 22) | Results may not fit expectations. A partner’s a big help. Romance may be involved. Let a strong leader take charge. Review instructions again. Your team is key for prosperity this month. |
Scorpio(Oct 23-Nov 21) | The workload increases. A friend helps you make a long-distance connection. Balance family and social activities carefully, work and play. Pad the schedule to adapt for surprises. Buy locally. |
Sagittarius(Nov 22-Dec 21) | Prioritize. Set long-term goals with your partner. A loved one encourages you to take on a challenge. Romance and passion occupy your thoughts. The perfect solution appears. Keep to practical actions. |
Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19) | Avoid distractions and extra costs or frills. Get into a domestic phase. Focus on home and family. Ask for more and get it. Use your charm. Love keeps you on your highest path. |
Aquarius(Jan 20-Feb 18) | Consult an expert. Set a price you can live with after discussion and consensus. Good news comes from far away. Catch up on reading. Study, research and inquiry go quickly. |
Pisces(Feb 19-Mar 20) | Your dream needs a little revision. Give it two days to let things cook. Learn well from a strict teacher. Add a personal touch to your office. Follow the money. |
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These ARE the boobs I was looking for!
Taurus!
I shall enjoy them alone, thanks Cyn!
She seems nice.
(since Mare has abandoned us)
I made them only for you, Ghee, so that’s perfect.
Linky for Leon:
Don’t be putting tucker dude links on here!
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 26, 2013 10:02 am
Roamy, want to talk about ……… reactionless thrust?
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I dated a chick like that once…………………
Sorry Cyn. Tanks for the boobs.
Ha – I’m just yankin’ your tail, Pepe. Some of those chick were kinda hawt.
Nicely done, cyn!
Looks like Tushar’s youhoo email got hacked.
Welp, that was fun.
Now what should we do?
Those boobs could make Guam tump over.
Too many clickies for boobies!
I saw Reactionless Thrust open for the Pogues in ’81.
Major Healey?
“Roger” *wink-wink*
Major Payne?
Window Payne?
Window Payne = Windows 8
How does one manage boobs that big? Cyn?
I mean, I’ve gain ten pounds this last year and it seems it’s all in my gut –which then spills over, strains, flops around. It’s really flippin’ annoying. Can’t imagine it in each boob going in different directions nearer my face.
*eats another handful of chocolate chips*
*eats another handful of chocolate chips*
Don’t forget the stick of butter! — Paula Dean
Too soon?
My cousin’s wife – the one who had the below knee amputation? Anyway, she got her leg yesterday and posted video of her first steps.
She has gained SO MUCH weight. My uncle had told me, but good lord.
She said on the video that she couldn’t wait to get fit, and I bit my fingers and didn’t type that weight is about 80% what you put in your mouth and 20% fitness.
I also couldn’t help but think what an easier time she’d be having if she weighed less.
shit, I was on the wrong thread.
cheat sheet:
Female, Friends, Shopping, Exploration, Impulsive, Team, Increases, Play, Passion, Strict Teacher
Losing 30 pounds before my knee replacement probably helped my rehab a bit
Hey PJ; missed ya!
I also think it’s just sad when people think “fitness” is going to make them look weight.
The only exercise that will make you lose weight is to cut down on the table-to-mouth curls.
weight is about 80% what you put in your mouth and 20% fitness.
that’s the truth too. People don’t realize that
Need to get that site fixed
howdy tom! missed you too
The only exercise that will make you lose weight is to cut down on the table-to-mouth curls.
Well, at least I still have my fork lifts!
or is it sight? I guess it would be…D’oh!
Don’t forget the stick of butter! — Paula Dean
Or the pound of Crisco…..
That pic of Luke Perry at Dragon Con has me in tears, Cyn…..most excellent
Nice BBF choice Cyn. I should’ve used the cheat sheet to avoid The Doyenne of the WH Press Pool and SWAT Rape.
cheat sheet:
Female, Friends, Shopping, Exploration, Impulsive, Team, Increases, Play, Passion, Strict Teacher
I pure hate yew.
Dang cyn, you worked hard on this.
The hardest part of this sucker was that goddamned fucking astrology table. Jeebus, werdpuss is a bitch sometimes.
That pic of Luke Perry at Dragon Con has me in tears
Heh heh, me too; good old-timey fun.
She said on the video that she couldn’t wait to get fit, and I bit my fingers and didn’t type that weight is about 80% what you put in your mouth and 20% fitness.
Injuries like that often leave people in a different mental state. I’ve known plenty of soldiers who balloon up when they were injured because they couldn’t work out, and the depression and restlessness caused them to eat compulsively.
Also, sometimes after surgery: steroids=Fattyfat McFatso
I’d agree CO-Ala, she must be in a state of altered mental equilibrium. The eating is a side effect.some people starve themselves to gain control, others self-medicate with food.
I’m a belimic amnesiac. I gorge, but then forget to purge 🙂
Bulimic
/Hotspur
I’m a Taurus and was a little surprised at the female that was gonna give me an opportunity.
weight is about 80% what you put in your mouth and 20% fitness
I’d almost go further than that. Exercise affects body comp, but is almost worthless for “weight” loss. Which is all the scale-obsessed care about.
*eats 5# lunch*
Also, sometimes after surgery: steroids=Fattyfat McFatso
Which is why I am CONVINCED that the majority of weight gain/overeating is due to a dysfunctional immune system (when I was on a megadose of steroids for just a couple of weeks, if it wasn’t nailed down, I was eating it. When I went off of them, the voracious appetite went away).
But I don’t have any alphabet soup behind my name, so what the heck do I know? 😛
I’m a Taurus and was a little surprised at the female that was gonna give me an opportunity.
From my research *ahem*, there isn’t anyone that she WON’T give an opportunity to.
From my research *ahem*, there isn’t anyone that she WON’T give an opportunity to.
**perks up**
She has pointy elbows.
*ducks and runs*
http://bangordailynews.com/2013/07/26/outdoors/are-warming-waters-turning-lobsters-into-cannibals/
Why are lobsters becoming cannibals?
Because they taste good dumbass.
Greetings, jackwagons and jimmylegs.
Nice BBF you got here. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.
Why are lobsters becoming cannibals?
Because they taste good dumbass.
The stupid burns.
How’s that ironing thing working for ya, Mr. Danger?
I’m listening to the Andrea Tantaros show from today. Fingers crossed that she’s half as worth listening to as she is worth looking at.
Because she’s really worth looking at.
Which is why I am CONVINCED that the majority of weight gain/overeating is due to a dysfunctional immune system (when I was on a megadose of steroids for just a couple of weeks, if it wasn’t nailed down, I was eating it. When I went off of them, the voracious appetite went away).
The human body is built around dealing with feast/famine cycles. In the last 100 years we’ve eliminated that from the developed world. It also wouldn’t surprise me if some of the stuff with sun-spots/climate change played a role. If sunspots are at a minimum and that really does correlate to global temperature decreases, then it’s possible that our bodies are responding in a way to prepare for upcoming lean times.
Question from idiot lib:
“Can you imagine any event or combination of events that could happen in the world that would make you think the Paul Krugman model of economics is likely correct?”
My response:
“Far be it from me to assume I have the wisdom or intellect of Nobel Prize Winning Economist and former Enron adviser Paul Krugman, so I’ll ask you a question instead. Is there any event or combination of events that could happen in the world that would make Paul Krugman not want to follow the Paul Krugman model of economics? Economy is good? Raise taxes and increase spending. Economy is bad? Raise taxes and increase spending.
Sorry, but I consider Paul Krugman a buffoonish one-trick-pony who believes we should be more like China, because that’s a great system there, what with all their central control and occasional violent suppression of any and all dissent… (pay no attention to the on-rushing economic collapse that they are facing….)”
so tiresome……
I’d almost go further than that. Exercise affects body comp, but is almost worthless for “weight” loss. Which is all the scale-obsessed care about.
*eats 5# lunch*
The problem for most people isn’t fat, it’s that they don’t have any muscle to properly carry that fat. A few extra pounds aren’t unhealthy; in fact it may be healthier to be slightly overweight than underweight.
Geezum, one of the Radiologists who just retired within the last year drowned last night at his camp. He was scuba diving to fix a mooring 30 feet in front of his camp. No idea whether he drowned or had a cardiac event. Sad. He was one of the good ones who wasn’t afraid to work.
A few extra pounds aren’t unhealthy; in fact it may be healthier to be slightly overweight than underweight.
Depends on the body comp. I don’t think 10# of extra fat helps you when you start wasting away nearly as much as 10# of extra muscle.
“Can you imagine any event or combination of events that could happen in the world that would make you think the Paul Krugman model of economics is likely correct?”
Paul Krugman being right about something once in a while would probably help.
I read the same study that suggested “slightly overweight is healthier”, and they determined “overweight” by BMI.
When Tom Cruise was in Mission Impossible he had a BMI of 31 (i.e. obese), so that’s what that’s worth.
Sorry to hear that, Jimbro.
I figured MJ couldn’t stay away from BBF 🙂
Evidence #345,876,123 why arguing with a liberal is a waste of time.
Idiot lib’s response:
“Darn it, I shouldn’t have said krugman. It provoked an emotional response which caused you to attack the person. In any case, replace “krugman” with that age of austerity article. Can you conceive/imagine any events that would make you consider that article as largely correct.
Can I think of an event that would make krugman think a certain way? I do not have access to other people’s minds. ”
Yeah. You made wiserbud want to SMASH with Krugman name. wiserbud BAD for wanting to SMASH stupid Krugman.
Fucking tool. No response to my question or to my point, followed by an obnoxious deflection.
Don’t make wiserbanner angry. You won’t like wiserbanner when he’s angry.
Yikes, Jimbro; that’s awful news and sorry to hear.
My cousins wife has been putting the weight on for the last few years, so it wasn’t the surgery. Granted, she couldn’t work out before.
“Austerity” is just a code word for “government staying within the limits of the money coming in”, aka “being sustainable”.
Also — other than Estonia — no government on Earth is actually doing it.
Wow! AOSHQ is a real bastion of conservative thought! Republicans shouldn’t defund Obamacare or stop the continuing resolution. Plus, Chris Christie for President in 2016. Fuck me!
I’m going to re-register as a Libertarian.
Republicans shouldn’t defund Obamacare or stop the continuing resolution.
I thought the point of Drew’s post wasn’t that they shouldn’t, but that they won’t.
Slightly overweight isn’t what we’re talking about here. She’s at a weight where it’s going to slow down her rehab.
Just reaffirms my commitment to enjoy every day despite the bullshit that surrounds us all.
BBF and the H2 are a part of that commitment!
BBF and the H2 are a part of that commitment!
You sir, Jimbro, are a trooper!
Miss Jimbro is really enjoying her Insanity work outs. She not only sends me selfies of her spectacular rack, she now is sending other, more interesting shots. Needless to say, she is not running for political office and I support her platform.
I’m with leon on AOS.
And I waited to poat the cheat sheet!
Slightly overweight isn’t what we’re talking about here. She’s at a weight where it’s going to slow down her rehab.
NO good will come of this.
Sorry about your friend, Jimbro {{{hugs}}}
Glad, however, to hear that Miss Jimbro is helping take your mind off of bad things 😛
I think BMI was developed in the 1800s. Things are a bit different now. Weight gain/loss is calories in and burned. When I was working really hard on the building construction, I was eating as much as I could and still losing weight.
She not only sends me selfies of her spectacular rack, she now is sending other, more interesting shots.
I’m sure they are MMM-worthy, and promise not to call out which ones are actually. Feel free to forward them to my geemail.
my sympathies, Jimbro
fucking tool doesn’t even realize that he’s made an ass of himself in his response:
Says this:
“Darn it, I shouldn’t have said krugman. It provoked an emotional response which caused you to attack the person.”
but then says…
” I do not have access to other people’s minds.”
This is the same guy who said that Zimmerman is a racist, even if he doesn’t know he is….
I didn’t attack Krugman as much as I exposed him as an idiot who disguises his political opinions as economic theory.
Sorry Jimbro.
As proud as I am for her work out results I’d be a dead man walking if they ever left my phone Leon! They’re hardly the professional shots you post on MMM and a few of them make me blush.
>> Evidence #345,876,123 why arguing with a liberal is a waste of time.
Heh. Except I thought Tom Friedman was the China fanboi?
MCPO, I think you may be skimming and missing the actual point. Drew is criticizing Christie for a cheap attack on Paul, and saying the R’s don’t have the balls to defund Obamacare.
I’ll grant you Drew can be a bit wordy sometimes. Give ya that one.
As proud as I am for her work out results I’d be a dead man walking if they ever left my phone Leon!
So you’re saying I shouldn’t expect to hear from you after you send them to me.
I can live with that.
Exactly that
Listening to Rubio on Tantaros, he disagrees with DrewM’O’Spades.
But what’s he know, he’s just a senator.
Tell you what, Jim. You send those to me, and I’ll send you some pics of the naked chicks I keep caged up out in my barn.
There’s a little piece of Krugman’s heart that holds a fondness for their system:
Just reaffirms my commitment to enjoy every day despite the bullshit that surrounds us all.
^^^ This! ^^^
Going on a 57 state killing spree would help, too.
she now is sending other, more interesting shots.
These might help, too. 🙂
he’s just a senator.
Senator Clinton.
Senator Kerry
Senator Reid.
just to name a few.
True, AD. I can’t believe you missed Franken in that list.
Leon, the possibilities are actually too numerous..
For Cyn – nobody else look:
http://is.gd/XqHk52
I thought the point of Drew’s post wasn’t that they shouldn’t, but that they won’t.
That’s how I read it.
Are we absolutely sure that Miley Ray Cyrus and Justin Bieber aren’t twins who were separated at birth?
Well, MCPO has a point. He does say they don’t have the balls, but he’s also admonishing those of us who expect the R’s to defund Obamacare are fools if we believe they will.
As far as Christie, again it’s an admonishment to those of us who expect we will nominate a really conservative candidate for 2016 that we won’t. Christie could easily win (I’m not sure I buy that but whatever).
The best way to read his stuff is to keep in mind he’s totally done with the Republican party, the sooner they die and something else actually conservative comes along the better. And if you (we, them, whoever) has any expectation they’ll actually become conservative your expectations are out of whack with reality.
Which is a) depressing and b) probably close to the truth. But believe me, it isn’t because he wants it this way. He just believes it is.
I’m not sure about this Insanity thing. Just started week 3. Humn. It seems like it’s really hard work, but I’m not sure if the hard stuff … is enough?
I dunno. We’ll see.
For example – the pushups in the workout? I’m usually exhausted at that point and can do squat. LAst week I did a pushup workout on a different day to make up for it.
I dunno. I’m feeling mixed about it.
can’t do squat.
*subscribes to Miss Jimbro’s selfies
newslettertumblr*can’t do squat.
Speaking of that……..I did the 30 day squat challenge……it did NOTHING for me!!
*for the techniques*
Squats are basically the best exercise a woman can do. Possibly the best exercise a human can do, but the deadlift is probably more important for men.
Not saying pushups are a waste of time, but priorities oughtta be kept in mind.
*subscribes to Miss Jimbro’s selfies newsletter tumblr*
SEND ME A LINK. I WON’T TELL.
What is this strange site?
I really, really, really want to build up muscle to give the appearance of a big ass….
I really, really, really want to build up muscle to give the appearance of a big ass….
Have you not looked at this site on Monday for the last 80 weeks?
I promise that most of those women squat. Most of them have a “daaaaaaaaaaaaamn” ass, not a big ass.
01001101 01001010 says:
What is this strange site?
Your worst nightmare realized, or your deepest fantasy come alive, depending on what day it is.
>> What is this strange site?
It’s a site full of geeks.
I promise that most of those women squat. Most of them have a “daaaaaaaaaaaaamn” ass, not a big ass.
but, but, but I squatted that one day!! Why is that not enough?
Geeks who enjoy muppet porn, gardening and gluten depending on the day of the week.
Among other things.
what is this strange commenter?
oh yeah, everyone who comments here……..
[bracket] *for the techniques* [other bracket]
But of course my dear!
I, for one, do not enjoying gardening. I do enjoy the fruits of that labor, but hoeing (SYWM), tilling, weeding, watering, etc. are freaking work. I work at a soft desk jobs so I can normally pay people to do dirty smelly work.
/sarc (sorta)
but, but, but I squatted that one day!! Why is that not enough?
Moar skwatz!
I do it at least once a week. I started with 3x a week.
And yes, my ass is amazing.
how many squats per day and how many times per week for people to see my butt and say
Dat ass!
3 sets of 5, 3 times a week, with the heaviest barbell you can manage with good form.
If you aren’t using weight, I got nothing. Your knees and ankles will fail before you get adequate glute activation.
Drew is, IMHO, a defeatist. If AOSHQ is to be a blog of leading conservative thought and commentary, these 2 posts are not the way to gain that position.
3 sets of 5, 3 times a week, with the heaviest barbell you can manage with good form.
Good form? So lying on the floor in fetal position is ok?
adequate glute activation.
gawd I want to have my glutes activated SO bad….it’s been waaaaay too long
Some people think conservative blogs are way more influential and important than they actually are.
Also I am not my brother’s keeper. But if you want to try to shame him into supporting the Republican party, I wanna watch that shit.
Also I am not my brother’s keeper.
No shit, this is the third time this week you’ve lost him.
I really, really, really want to build up muscle to give the appearance of a big ass….
Eat a coupla scoops of ice cream a night, and before long, you’ll have more than the “appearance” of a big ass…..
PJ: http://youtu.be/JftyKFFZho8
And I’m sorry your glutes haven’t been activated. If were single and you didn’t have 17 kids, I might help you out.
>> No shit, this is the third time this week you’ve lost him.
I’m thinking about one of those shock collars.
Should you take exercise advice from a guy with a pointy head?
It’s a site full of geeks.
———————————
No shit.
Should you take exercise advice from a guy with a pointy head?
Google Kellie Davis, his most-famous client. His head is indeed pointy, but he gets results.
I thought you guys might like this considering the content of your POS blog. I made it.
http://is.gd/yIaem3
Eat a coupla scoops of ice cream a night, and before long, you’ll have more than the “appearance” of a big ass
haha, thanks……..I seem to gain it everywhere other than my ass.
f were single and you didn’t have 17 kids, I might help you out.
You’re too good to me.
I thought you guys might like this considering the content of your POS blog. I made it.
http://is.gd/yIaem3
page not found……..I’d tell you you suck, but saying things like ” considering the content of your POS blog.” make me love you
>> I thought you guys might like this considering the content of your POS blog. I made it.
A response 502 Bad Gateway? Thanks! It’s fucking awesome.
gawd I want to have my glutes activated SO bad….it’s been waaaaay too long
Down, girl. Don’t make us get the hose.
Down, girl. Don’t make us get the hose.
I’m in my prime. Don’t fuck with me.
FFS
http://imgur.com/ajPmU,Kdg1G,lCm3k
Hey, alphaletter, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass right now?
I knew it.
You’re too good to me.
Truly I am. I don’t have any single friends anywhere near you to introduce you to, either.
Wait, have you met XBrad?
Wait, have you met XBrad?
yes. why do you think I’m still single?
Six or seven. It’s hard to tell cuz I’m so loose.
Loosest sock puppet on the blog.
Loosest sock puppet on the blog
haha, no one can puppet here
Six or seven. It’s hard to tell cuz I’m so loose.
Gross.
Six or seven. It’s hard to tell cuz I’m so loose.
Gross.
He does good squats.
I see 3.
Meat puppet squats are gross
Meh. I’m just done reading his stuff. Just thought Mr. OfSpades had better message control when it came to politics. . .
Meh. I’m just done reading his stuff. Just thought Mr. OfSpades had better message control when it came to politics. . .
AoSHQ is less about messages to undecideds and more of a forum for conservatives/libertarians to hash out differences.
You assume he wants to have that, a fact not in evidence.
What is Ace of Spades?
What is Ace of Spades?
Ask your mom.
What is Ace of Spades?
Something you do in secret and wash your hands well afterwards….
What is Ace of Spades?
The death card. Also a morose blog about the fall of the American Republic, which looks a lot like the fall of the Roman Republic.
Makes you wonder if it would have happened if we hadn’t stopped teaching the history of Western Civ in favor of teaching kids about the important achievements of African-american lesbian poets.
“What is Ace of Spades?”
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Ace of Spades, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.
Andrew made a wonderful joke on the AofS podcast.
Charles Cooke wondered if Andrew Wiener found women by googling himself.
Andy asked if they were allowed to say, ‘googling himself’ on the podcast.
No one laughed. It’s probably the contrast of a slack jawed yokel like Andrew with the smooth English accent of Charles Cooke.
Bastards!
Something you do in secret and wash your hands well afterwards….
I’ve missed you…….
also boys, think about it, were it not for AoSHQ, a lot of us would have never met
**activates peej’s glutes!!
**activates peej’s glutes!!
RAWR!!!!!!!! and howdy!
were it not for AoSHQ, a lot of us would have never met
If you’re talking about Michael and Rosetta, I’ll never forgive Ace for that…
howdy to you too!
was it good for you?!
l8r, you bunch of door knob lickers.
Weekend is officially over.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2013/07/20/mb-fringe-controversial-performance.html
Mayonnaise enemas. Ew.
GML! For you:
“What I saw were not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas,” said Fringe Festival reviewer Michelle Palansky, who was in the audience Friday night.
“By the third time… I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime.”
Occupy barstool.
I thought that’s what Miracle Whip was for.
Weekend is officially over.
Why do you do that to me? You ruin every weekend for me.
I never even have time to enjoy it and sean up and ends it
jerk.
>> I thought that’s what Miracle Whip was for.
If you’re 90 it’s a miracle.
drive time!
My mistake, that’s how they make Miracle Whip.
I should have specified my weekend. The rest of you enjoy.
I am going to ruin my son’s senior year. Got a notice that he should have already had his senior portrait taken – wtf? it’s July. This is not your standard school photographer who makes you sign up for a photo package (2-5×8, 4-3×5, 8 wallets, $35), this is a $50 sitting fee, tux or drape provided. (Soooooo many jokes there about the drape. Never mind.) Okay, but he has to meet school requirements for short hair, and he’s been a long-haired hippie all summer. Not going to ruin that for him until the week before school starts.
So I call to set up this appointment, and I get the hard sell for a casual photo session as well as the required formal one, for an additional $150. That’s sitting fee only, no photos. I looked up the photographer’s website to see if she works magic or what. All I saw were vaguely frightened-looking children and artsy posed photos, including one girl with her legs in the air. Ugh. I’m too damn cheap for this.
I had a Miracle Whip phase. Now I’m back on the mayonnaise.
Afternoon.
What did you make, today?
Today I built two (2) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/cebdn24
Roamy, if Huntsville is anything like Fort Worth, there is usually more than one photographer around who make Senior Portraits.
We have a LOT of pricey ones around here; then there’s the “Glamourcraft” studio that’s much more reasonably priced (they’re the folks who do school photos around town).
FWIW…..
This is how we entertain ourselves at work:
Me: That’s the ground bond test. Don’t fuck with that one. It’ll stop your heart. This is the hipot. You probably don’t want to touch the probe. It’ll give you a good zap.
M: Really? I wanna see. Hit me with it.
Me: Okay. *bzzt*
M: OW! Shit!
M & Me: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
Manticore: OKAY?! So much for Safety First. You two are like a couple of five-year-olds.
Thanks, TiFW, I’m checking around. I don’t mind paying someone a reasonable amount for their time, but the photographer indicated that the $150 was for an hour of her time. That seems pretty steep, especially when that doesn’t include any actual prints. There was another option for “outside” photos, which must include a couch in the middle of a field. I was afraid to ask how much that would be.
Ask some of the moms of girls (especially those who have already graduated), Roamy – they’ve already scoped all that stuff out…. 🙂
Hahahaha, that’s awesome, Jewstin. Just run like hell if M says, “Hey, watch this!”
Where I’m from, they pay you if you sit for photos on a couch in the middle of a field.
But, perhaps I’ve said too much…
Mayonaise enemas are pretty good, but for a really deep clean you want to use tartar sauce.
The chunks of relish help loosen the chunks.
You sound like you speak from experience, mysterious stranger who has never been here before.
Hahaha
That was more than a HAH
gawd I want to have my glutes activated SO bad….it’s been waaaaay too long
So…How YOU doin’
Photographic evidence of me killing this thread
I think actually the tartar sauce killed it.
Can I still scalp it if I didn’t kill it?
That or Mundane’s linking skills.
well, poo
My great-nephew was born this morning. 6 lbs.12 oz., everyone doing fine. 😀 😀 😀
YAY FOR THE GREAT NEPHEW!
ROAMY’S A GREAT UNCLE.. no wait.
So I was doing the pre-admission for the surgery today…
Nurse: Do you have a living will?
Me: You mean a Health Care Directive? Yes. I also have a Medical Power of Attorney. Why?
Nurse: Did you bring them with you today?
Me: No. No one told me to.
Nurse: Hrumph.
Me: Why do you need them?
Nurse: Well, any time we put someone under, you just never know what is going to happen.
Me: *rethinking the hospital’s “informed consent” protocols* This is supposed to be a simple removal of a mass from my back.
Nurse: Yes, we know.
Fin.
She knows you pissed off the surgeon.
Did anybody accuse anybody else of being a carpetbagger today?
Post op BIW – Why is my face bruised and swollen?
Surgeon – Oh, that’s normal.
Post op BIW – Why is my
faceass bruised and swollen?Surgeon – Oh, that’s normal.
Cocktail and debriefing time.
Oh and pizzas are ready.
Mr. In Texas, you’re going to experience something we call “surgically induced trauma”.
That’s doc talk for grapefruit-sized nuts.
Minor surgery means it’s happening to somebody besides me.
**hands Cyn a cocktail, catches briefs**
Have I told you lately that I love you?
I really hope I’m not jinxing myself here, but the last time that I had surgery I think I was five with the kid trifecta: tonsils, adenoids, and ear tubes.
… do wisdom teeth count if they knock you out?
BiW,
WTF,O?
Why are they doing a general, rather than local?
Are they going to open you up and try to remove the capsule, or just aspirate the contents?
I think he said it was really infected, Chris, and something too about leaving it open to heal
That’s doc talk for grapefruit-sized nuts.
Those tend to go back down. It’s when you wake up with Grape Nut-sized nuts that you have to worry.
*scoots between Roamy and Cyn and pours couple o margs back and forth cause I ain’t as stupid as I look.*
Or when you wake up and the nurse is wearing leather and a ball gag
Or when you wake up and the nurse is wearing leather and a ball gag
You almost say that like it’s a bad thing.
Cyn,
When I had my lowers out, the local wasn’t enough, so they did Valium IV.
A couple days later Anita called the doctor and asked him when she would get her husband back.
I was “Bearded Kirk”, after the transporter malfunction.
As far as I knew, I woke-up at home after the surgery.
As far as Anita knew, I had been a raging maniac for three days.
I have no memory of the three days. When I awoke, I thought it was the day of the surgery.
Scary shit.
I suppose, I’m really “that guy”, when I’m not in control.
That’s pretty sad.
If Imma gonna have a hole in my back when this is done, I’m not going to be up for a leather nurse in a ballgag.
I was “Bearded Kirk”, after the transporter malfunction.
Yikes!
I was “Bearded Kirk”,
The REAL reason Sulu is ghey?
Do you sleepwalk Chrisp?
Scary shit.
Not sure if I’ve mentioned this here before, but I woke up after my first night of detox with bruises all over my arms and legs from being put in restraints. I don’t wanna go back there.
Scott,
I don’t walk so good after I fucked-up my spine.
I sleep-drive…
BiW,
Did you watch the YouTube I linked, “Killing George”?
Is that anything close to what you’re dealing with?
Sleep-drive?!? Dang; does Anita have to hide the keys in a different place each night?
I don’t wanna go back there.
I don’t want you to go back there either, Sean.
Had more surgery last year than I want for the rest of my life. Two knee-ops, two eye ops. Except for the replacement I took the anesthesia light option, which included being awake when my eye was worked on.
Freaky, but better than full out.
Now I can melt steel with my right eye, and pick out panty colors.
…
Unless they’re red or green.
Sean, that is some scary stuff.
ChrisP, I’ve had cysts in my back before, and this one was there for years, but it got infected somehow, and was weeping. My doc dicked around with combining antibotics, he didn’t feel confident enough to remove it, because he’s afraid of making the infection worse.
So he sent me to a surgeon over at St. Claire Hospital in Lakewood so I can get MRSA and shit. Yea me.
DD#1 is a real bear after surgery – doesn’t remember it, either. Same thing with high-dosage painkillers. Wisdom teeth extraction made Christmas a whole lotta fun for no one a couple of years ago.
May I add Sean I’m glad you choose to live every day?
And I get it that you have to make that choice every day.
Sean, we are so happy you are coming up on your second anniversary.
Now I can melt steel with my right eye, and pick out panty colors.
You should have paid for the upgrade. I’ve been thrilled with mine.
HMO
*slips on red and green panties and giggles*
booger.
But that grey and brown looks hawt
Rawr
(((HUGS))) Sean. Glad you continue to win that battle.
Aw, youse guys are the best.
Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 26, 2013 10:05 pm
If Imma gonna have a hole in my back when this is done, I’m not going to be up for a leather nurse in a ballgag.
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He might be up for you………………
BiW, when is your surgery?
Also, you never shared the story on how you made the judge laugh.
HA! Oh that just made me burst out loud laughing, Pepe.
Some of those male nurses are the best.
I can sleep drive.
THUNDERSTORMS.
hold me?
*even Shawn*
Surgery in Monday morning.
It was the look I gave a witness who let loose with a bald-faced lie and didn’t think anyone would be able to tell.
When she said creepy ass cracker wasn’t racist?
I’ve been a sleep walker for years. I don’t drive when awake. You guys are safe. My cousin, Ana, is a sleep eater.
Sleepwalking me is fascinated with running water.
*turns all the faucets on*
My wife can carry on a complete conversation with you in the middle of the night and retain no memory of it the next day.
I have driven several hundred miles with no memory of it.
I have driven several hundred miles with no memory of it.
Nebraska.
My record road trip was 40 hours non-stop.
I remember Colorado, Iowa, Wisconsin and Ohio. I slept through the other ones.
I don’t think people should carry on conversations with people that are talking in their sleep. Clear violation of privacy.
Good luck BIW.
Did they ask you to use a special soap before surgery?
Scott, cruise control?
Scott,
When we moved up here (WA) from Portland, I was still in the Oregon National Guard
Once a month I had to drive down there for a weekend drill.
Anita used to really freak-out when I would fall-asleep at the wheel, after getting off work at 1230…
I had to learn to sleep with my eyes open, so she wouldn’t get scared and yell and wake me up.
I could do 50-60 miles, with no recollection…
Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 26, 2013 10:43 pm
My wife can carry on a complete conversation with you in the middle of the night and retain no memory of it the next day.
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And has, several times. She’s pretty interesting…………….;)
http://tinyurl.com/mschg9w
http://tinyurl.com/lc2kll7
USS Constitution Change of Command
http://tinyurl.com/ljft45b
Rarely Oso.
Did they ask you to use a special soap before surgery?
Nope. Just said to take a shower the morning of.
Dan has only fallen asleep while driving once. We drove from Houston to SA, watched a Missions game, and then started driving back to NM. I forget which part of BFE, TX when we hit gravel and I realized he was asleep. We pulled over at a rest stop and he slept for a few hours. My Dad could drive from Tx to Oh without sleep.
One of my neighbors came home tonight in a full leg cast. Broken bones have this deep pain that is hard to forget. It is not the most painful pain but it is memorable.
I used to like road trips
Flying Fish!
Oh sorry wrong tab
What kind of hat is that Xbad?
Hibeclens
They made me use it before surgery. It killed the swampfoot that I lived with for 20 years.
Hibiclens
Wow, Scott. As much as I H8 standard, I’m glad that Dan has to pay attention while driving.
Zekexas, the CO of Constitution (and his relief) wear period uniforms from the 1812 period, as does the rest of the crew.
blerg
Does the blerg come with soup or salad?
Blerg comes with a side of STFU.
I would have been home an HOUR ago, except one of my tables kept talking and talking and talking to me. I swear, I couldn’t get away for at least 40 min.
If only I wasn’t so fascinating.
If only I wasn’t so fascinating.
You had on your skort, right?
You had on your skort, right?
If I’d had my skort on, I’d probably still be there.
Does the side of STFU have gluten in it?
*runs away*
It is not only gluten free, but also non-gmo, and vegan.
Okay, but is it Certified Fair Trade?
FFS Dan keeps watching Estrella and then he expects me to explain Mexican TV to him. I don’t know why they dress like Bees or Clowns and host talk shows…AUGH!!!!
¡AY AY AY, NO ES BUENO!
When it comes to humor, there is a severe cultural divide.
Sirens on the highway.
Revealing a shitload of baby coyotes, singing-along in the meadows behind us.
Goddammit. They sound so cute and tiny.
I will still shoot them this Winter if they attack my dog again.
Lauraw with the poetry…
She’s like the Robert Frost of Portuguese hunchbacks.
I was walking to work the other day and a fat coyote came walking up the road by the white trash apartments like he owned the place. (Subsidized apartments, lots of crime…and gunfire)
Revvy needs to illustrate.
We have coyotes that run right down the middle of the street late at night. Most of ’em are pretty lean looking.
We still have quite a few bunnies and jackrabbits. And people that leave their cats and dogs outside. Our coyotes are fat. Our bears and pumas are starving and venturing in to town.
http://tinyurl.com/kx6a2cm
I still hear coyotes in the hills around my house.
And I can still hit one legally within the city limits.
I went out to the city limits for the Leonids and it was coyote central. Didn’t need a gun. Glad I had a gun. Awoooooooo!!!
I used to get $25 a pop for ‘yotes. Paid my drinking in college.
Ugh. I lived with guys that hunted/trapped coyotes for money. Our yard was full of pelts and bones.
“Coyotes” is such an ugly word. They prefer DREAM Guides.
Hahaha Half-breeds like me used to be called “Coyotes”
Oso only. Nobody else click.
http://tinyurl.com/matl769
awww…I love that story.
Okay, it’s almost closing time. Derp later.
G’night Sean.
FFS. I’m posting Paul Anka and Alabama on FB. You people need to stay awake.
Owning the comments. One of my kids from Target has Stage 3 testicular cancer. I’ve known him since he was 17. Really getting sick of this shit.
Depression hitting in 5…4…3…(I’m chatting with WP)
Black shades, white gloves,
lookin’ derp and lookin’ for love.
http://www.gocomics.com/aunty-acid/2013/07/26
Morning children.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2013 12:20 am
FFS Dan keeps watching ………………… Mexican TV.
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It’s probably for the boobs. Lots of cleavage on Mexican TV.
Should ask Nick Searcy about this one.
http://www.gocomics.com/gray-matters/2013/07/22
wakeywakey
Good morning all!
Upta camp, loons are loud this morning.
I love loons.
This site sucks.
Good merrning
I freed you from teh bucket with that comment, Alpha; let that be your first warning, n00b. Now get me some coffee and one of them danish things with the blob of fruit on top, but not that creamy looking shit.
*waves empty coffee cup in air
Cat’s Meow!
* drinks *
New Poat thown up