Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Three Doors Down played at the RNC last night. My favorite song by them isn’t a up-and-at-’em song, so I give you this one instead.
Let’s see who’s in the HHD folder for today. Howdy.
Pretend he’s a redhead for Car in.
Things are looking up.
I stumped this one with quadratic equations.
He promised he’s wearing deodorant.
And howdy again.
That’s all I got for today. No hiding links to babes in lingerie this week, sorry. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Shorts have been donned. A guy is giving me a price to remove a tree.
So get this; my neighbor put up a new fence last year, and for some reason the fence moved 2 feet North. I didn’t think much of it until I realized the tree that was now on my side was dead.
What a bitch. Her dopey boyfriend also started cutting down my brand new bamboo because, “Its gonna break off eventually, and it’s kind of hanging on this side.” He grabbed it, and reached over the fence, cutting it on my side.
Mrs MJ happened to be in the pool. Not good for him.
I get cutting it down on their side, but if he would have just mentioned it, I could have staked up the shoot, thus preventing the lean.
$20.
In before Cyn can claim the cowboy.
Keep Watermelon Boy on deck for dessert, m’kay?
Come to mama, sweethearts…..
(This may take a while)
Listened to both Ann Romney’s and Christie’s speech last night on the radio……Anyone who thought they didn’t hit it out of the park is full of it and secretly holding their favorite towel rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Chris Mathews, I’m looking at you.
the cowboy needs to back off a bit on the waxing.
wakey wakey
Actually, Chrissy was nicer than Maddow. He seemed to be more toned down, after his beatdown at the hands of Newt.
We’re too smart to know there aren’t easy answers. But we’re not dumb enough to accept that there aren’t better answers.
Morning Jolt is right: one of the best lines of the night.
Slow start to this Wednesday, huh? Is everyone out of coffee today?
I’m SO PROUD of Iowa giving 6 votes to Romney, and 22 to Luap Nor.
Idiots.
Mmmmmmm
HHD
Jay, you missed my word “secretly.” My point? The left is dying inside, they know those speeches were fantastic, inspiring and well delivered.
Whatever they say, Maddow, Williams, etc..THEY KNOW they kicked ass.
Anyone have a ready link to Newt’s take down of Matthews?
Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll get Isaac updates on the hour/minute tonight. At least it will give them something to talk about, since they aren’t watching the speeches.
Mia Love’s speech was good, too, as was Nikki Haley’s. Sandoval and Cruz were meh. I have to watch Walker’s yet, but no one is talking about it, so I imagine it wasn’t that awesome.
Cyn: http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/27/newt-gingrich-asks-chris-matthews-what-kind-of-racist-thinking-do-you-have/
Cruz did okay, and I missed Walker’s
Ooo, thank you J’ames!
Heh, John Nolte does a good wrapup of the evening at CNN and MSDNC:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/08/28/RNC-Tuesday-Night-Media-Live-Blog
That is a good wrap up.
They’re dying inside.
Cruz was ok, not great. I give him points for no podium, no teleprompter. Ann was pretty good, she’s obviously delivered a speech before. Christie, mixed – decent red meat, an awful lot about him and not much about Mitt, with a few panders to seniors and teachers.
Loved Nikki Haley, she seemed to be actually having fun. Santorum didn’t impress me.
But like I said, the MSNBC crew was almost apoplectic, which is always a good sign (I agree Chrissy was toned down and or drunk)
Dubya dancing with a wounded warrior.
*sniffles
Good morning.
I didn’t stay up late enough, cuz I missed this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-entire-republican-national-convention-stu,29354/
“Ann was pretty good,”
She was terrific.
I sort of like that the left is portraying Mitt as unfeeling, robotic, mannequin, etc.
All he has to do is be somewhat human and he’s over the bar.
I didn’t watch any of it.
I wish I would have watched more.
HA! That Onion piece!
I think you would have liked it, Hotspur. I didn’t watch any of it either, I listened to the speeches on the radio in the middle of the night.
I liked Ace’s riff on Ann’s speech better:
http://minx.cc/?post=332334
Hey, Michelle, dumb ass…“For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country..”
Ann looked fantastic last night. Grandmother? She looks late 30’s early 40’s.
Good morning.
It is, after all…
Morning in America.
Ann had a tough job last night, to put a human face on her husband. You don’t deliver that in one speech, you get the process started, and she did a reasonably good job with that. I’m not trying to sound dismissive of her effort, she was solid. Rather I’m contrasting it with some of those really remarkable speeches that electrified the crowd. Ron Silver comes to mind, there are others.
Poor Michelle, she’s one of those holding her favorite towel rocking back and forth in the fetal position. And Drudge’s headline: Mrs. America, with a great picture of Mrs. Romney is priceless. Suck it, Michelle.
That Nolte piece WAS good, Jay. It’s a kick in the gut to watch and see that so many in our country are being unknowingly duped by this shit.
Loved that Ron Silver speech, Dave.
I put up the Zell Miller and Ahnold speeches in 2004 at my place. I was reminiscing. I gotta put a pointer to the Ron Silver one too, forgot about that.
“..to put a human face on her husband.”
That’s a talking point of the left, and a dumb one. Who here doesn’t think he’s human? Compassionate, struggles, worries, for God’s sake he has 5 sons and a wife who had cancer and still has MS.
I reject the premise. If you have to convince dems or independents forget it, they probably didn’t watch and don’t care. It’s the economy.
Poor Michelle
Mare, you are assuming the first couple have an ounce of self-awareness, or curiosity to view the other side of the aisle.
This is a mistake. I don’t think anything is going to penetrate that bubble until November.
Can’t wait to see the difference in the RNC and DNC. Sandra Fluck?
Abortion? Women’s rights? Lord, what a downer. BIRTH CONTROL!
>> That’s a talking point of the left, and a dumb one
There’s a whole country out there that knows very little about Mitt Romney, and a whole lot of Republicans who know very little about him as a person.
I’m politically aware, I never heard these stories about his generosity to a family with very sick kids, his shutting down of Bain for a week to organize a search and rescue op in NYC for one of his partner’s teen daughter, or the time he and his sons rescued a family (including a dog) from a capsized boat on a lake. Never heard about Ann’s MS or breast cancer, even when he ran in 2008.
I’m sure it’s possible you know his social security number and his shoe size though.
“Mare, you are assuming the first couple have an ounce of self-awareness, or curiosity to view the other side of the aisle.”
My husband said that to me also. You both may be right. But I know, that I know, that I know, that Michelle’s (after I read the Amateur) an insecure ball of wax and Ann being called, Mrs. America, looking classy and gracious drove her nuts.
I knew he had a longstanding marriage and 5 kids who adore him. That makes him pretty human to me Dave.
Don’t know his social security number or his shoe size, not sure if that makes him MORE human though.
Heh, the reason I knew the one about rescuing the family and the dog from the lake was because the media was whining about him having a jet ski, as if that was only possible if you are rich.
I know lots of people with jet skis, and they aren’t that rich. Sometimes the stories leak through, when they aren’t careful.
Yeah, all the rednecks here with jet skis were walking around with their chests out, beaming because now someone considers them filthy rich.
I see your point though mare, I had not considered ANN ROMNEY!!11! BEST SPEECH EVAR!1!! ELEVENTY!!11!1!. So you might be onto something there.
She does make Margaret Thatcher seem a bit fumbly in contrast. I’ll bet after last night, Joe Biden is pissed that Ann Romney wasn’t giving speeches while he was cribbing shit from Niall Ferguson back in the day.
Good point.
Aren’t jet skis like iPads and everyone has one?
My bride is really coming around. A friend of hers sent her the Brooks NYT thing yesterday, as though it was hilarious.
She responded: Pat, I don’t find this at all funny. Why was Rush Limbaugh’s sarcastic remarks about Sandra Fluke so vile to you, and yet you think this is funny? It’s not.
*blows nose on a jetski and throws it away*
Dave, does your leg hurt today? I never said any of this:
ANN ROMNEY!!11! BEST SPEECH EVAR!1!! ELEVENTY!!11!1!. So you might be onto something there.
I said her speech was terrific. And from what I’m reading and hearing on the radio, most people agree.
When Ann Romney talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Except of course the left.
I’m politically aware, I never heard these stories about his generosity to a family with very sick kids, his shutting down of Bain for a week to organize a search and rescue op in NYC for one of his partner’s teen daughter, or the time he and his sons rescued a family (including a dog) from a capsized boat on a lake. Never heard about Ann’s MS or breast cancer, even when he ran in 2008.
I’ve heard about it all except the capsized boat story, and I was never really that into Romney.
He also donated his pay for the Olympic thing to charity, and refused his salary as gov of MA.
Old and busted: Lincoln-Douglas debates
New Hotness: ANN! O****OO***O O*******O ♥♥♥♥!!
I thought Ann Romney gave a great speech, and she came across as warm, and heartfelt.
When she said that Romney was going to get things done, I felt a tingle up my leg.
Why do I imagine Mare rummaging around in the closet right now for the dickslippers?
Romney is a good man. And thorough.
Yes, I liked it when she said Mitt wouldn’t fail. Oh, so sorry, Barack if that embarrassed you.
MR. GORBACHEV! TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
— A. Romney
Dave’s just picking on you Mare. You need to remind him that you are female and then he’ll go back to busting on Wiser and Wiserbud.
He’s going on and on about crap and I have no idea why. But if it makes him happy…I’m cool.
Although it’s a false premise again. I didn’t come close to saying it was the best speech ever or that it was anything other than terrific.
This shit will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.
That, or someone will cry.
Her speech was a shitload better than Michelle’s. A far cry from her “For the first time” self-serving out look on life.
Oh, did we ever figure out what a “corporate wife” looks like? Attractive? Well spoken? Well dressed? What?
“That, or someone will cry.”
HAHA….but you know it’s not going to be me.
I can’t wait to watch the DNC speeches, and hear about how good they are.
Planespotting update: Just saw the Chino air museum’s C-53 Skytrooper go cruising by. Close, and low. Almost expected to see a stick of paratroopers come out.
Michelle is going to have to speak and talk about how much she loves America. That will make her mad (madder).
When mare stands up Dave for their meetup, I’m going to laugh and laugh and laugh.
Dave and mare’s meet-up photo.
Who pissed in Dave’s Cheerios?
>> Her speech was a shitload better than Michelle’s.
That’s setting the bar a bit low, but yeah.
So, when does the HQ go all Eeyore for this election? My bet is prior to 16 September.
We’re gonna post Ann Romney speeches to keep our spirits up.
Because they’re terrific.
> Her speech was a shitload better than Michelle’s.
That’s setting the bar a bit low, but yeah.
The bar is “candidate’s wife.” I think judging by that barometer, she did wonderfully.
compare and contrast with previous candidates wives like this one:
Kind of interesting are the comments about her red dress….from men. What I’ve read and heard via talk radio, they loved it. I liked it, and thought it looked great on her, I was surprised by the mens’ reaction. It’s not sexy or particularly elaborate, but evidently, well chosen.
HA!
he’ll go back to busting on Wiser and Wiserbud.
What the fuck did I do?
What;s going to be really fun is watching the Dems spend their whole convention responding to the points that being made at the RNC.
I’m working up the over/under score of references to how “We love America too!!” are going to be made in their speeches. I imagine Michelle is going to pin the meter during hers.
“That’s a talking point of the left, and a dumb one. I reject the premise.”
Yup, that is the line that was used on the local ABC affiliate this morning here on their PDX station. Also a question “everyone is asking…did it work”?
Pro tip: Don’t use the word “terrific” unless Dave says you can use the word “terrific.”
From now on use, “pretty good” unless given the word to use something else.
Ann’s dress was pretty good.
Oh, did we ever figure out what a “corporate wife” looks like?
Juan Williams said it, so I’m sure it’s code for “white”.
That was my comment too, Wiser. She’s going to be falling over herself trying to “love” America.
DON’T MAKE ME STOP THE CAR, YOU TWO!
She’s going to be falling over herself trying to “love” America.
Yea, good luck pulling that off.
“I love America, except for all the inequality and racism.”
DON’T MAKE ME STOP THE CAR, YOU TWO!
I could try holding my breath until they stop?
Nah, I didn’t really get it until you explained it.
>> “Ann was pretty good,”
>> She was terrific.
I’m totally getting it now, I just needed that context.
Repetition. Thanks!
No worries, Jay. I’ve got to get some errands done. Good friend coming into town tomorrow and I have to finish cleaning and grocery shopping and general improvements need to be made. BBL.
Another pro tip: Any of the Mr. Clean scrubber products are awesome….I mean pretty good.
“I love America, except for all the inequality and racism.”
Plus all the lovely couch fabric. And the curtains!
Okay, Dave, I should have said, “I think she was terrific.”
*tells Car in to take a breath
Now, relax and enjoy your day.
Nobody is taking the over/under on 16 September?!
Bah!
You people suck. I’m going to workout.
Good friend coming into town tomorrow and I have to finish cleaning and grocery shopping and general improvements need to be made. BBL.
Wait. mare is going to get together with a friend?
WTF?
Oh, did we ever figure out what a “corporate wife” looks like? Attractive? Well spoken? Well dressed? What?
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A drunken manager once said that about Mrs MJ. He said she looked like the perfect corporate wife.
I didn’t know it was a stereotype, but either way, she didn’t take kindly to it.
Sucker bet, chief. Ace already eeyored on Akin, to a point.
It’s only a matter of time.
Now that I think about it, echo chambers are a kind of repetition too. I never understood till now how persuasive that can be.
Rough morning, Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/8actlav
Now that I think about it, echo chambers are a kind of repetition too. I never understood till now how persuasive that can be.
it’s fun to be in the echo chamber, sometimes.
Sometimes.
Wait. mare is going to get together with a friend?
Yeah. Like Bruce Willis did in The Sixth Sense
So, Dave thinks Ann Romney’s speech sucked.
Moving on. . .
Sometimes.
That’s terrific, wiser.
Wiserbud.
I don’t really know who I’m echoing, since I didn’t watch a minute of the speech “coverage” or read a single review of Ann’s speech.
I enjoyed her speech. It wasn’t boring. It was hopeful and positive. She gave me a favorable opinion of Mitt.
Mission accomplished. It was a Tuesday night speech. Not the main event.
So, Dave thinks Ann Romney’s speech sucked.
Did he actually say that?
Gee, I really need to work on my reading comprehension, because I totally missed that….
If you say that two more times MCPO, it will become true, and all that crap I actually said loses its meaning.
Try it! It’s amazing.
**cries when Mommy and Daddy argue**
The funny thing is that the media fantasy that Michelle is such an asset to Team Obama falls apart because I REMEMBER all her missteps. When she would suddenly be pulled back, etc, for a while because she’d said something that came across negatively. After four years of polish – she doesn’t need her handlers.
But Romney – I don’t think she’ll need all the fluffing up that Michelle needs to be liked.
*runs to room, slams door, turns up Tool.
More of that echo chamber stuff.
It’s like we’re in fucking lock-step.
Stepford conservatives.
I’m not sure its ALL what she says. Michelle’s normal face is a scowl, which is a bit off putting.
Honestly. Check her out. Does she look happy at this cocktail reception?
http://is.gd/EHuUrH
awesome hotlink, MJ!
How about this pic?
awesome hotlink, MJ!
MJ links like Chinese people drive
Give him a break, it’s hard to link sitting on top of all those phone books.
No hotlinking, Shady EmJay Trigga.
I don’t get it. How do Chinese people hotrink?
It didn’t work? Oh well, in that case I’ll just insert this picture of Michelle from the 80s.
http://is.gd/xDu4X8
MJ searches for new and humorous links:
http://tinyurl.com/cx5rqsn
short joke kills it?
wow.
sensitive group is sensitive…
jeez wiser, have a heart. We just went through a domestic incident here. Nerves are frayed.
>> sensitive group is sensitive…
terrific.
(mj tricked me up there, with the repeat. I was like “how the fuck did I comment as mj?”)
well played sir.
jeez wiser, have a heart. We just went through a domestic incident here. Nerves are frayed.
Anybody else try to crush a packrat with a crowbar today?
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Remember, it’s not about liking Romney, it’s about getting rid of Obama. Can you imagine the executive orders he’ll sign if he’s reelected? An imperial presidency indeed.
I can’t wait until the folks at the DNC start telling us that they are the party of “the people”, and that they are looking out for the little guy.
Granted, over 50 million “people” who got ripped out of their mother’s womb before they were born aren’t around to testify to that truth.
And never let them forget that 25 million of those clumps of cells were female.
But the DNC luvs them some wymyn……
Dave – so your sarcastic comments regarding Thatcher, your allusion to echo chambers and the rest were just your attempt to have everyone rate Mrs. Romney’s speech as, “good”.
Yeah, I get that now. *rolls eyes*
Is this the practice range for the circular firing squad?
A picture is worth 1000 words –
Democrat family: http://is.gd/vZVoSz
Republican family: http://is.gd/cCRjnE
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
Oh, for Heaven’s sake, people – “good”, “great”, “terrific” are all in the eye of the beholder.
Isn’t the fact that we are each entitled to our own opinion (and not afraid of retribution for expressing it) what makes this country the greatest nation on Earth?
No, Ring-Dings are what makes this the greatest nation on Earth. All that freedom stuff just gives it some added class.
It’s 400 channels on over-priced cable monopolies that make America great!
Is this the practice range for the circular firing squad?
Ready.
Fire.
AIM!
OMG – the Fall Calendar for the Movie Tavern’s “Retro Cinema” just came out today…..
http://movietavern.com/retro-cinema/
This should be fun!
Without freedom, there are no Ring-Dings, it’s like business and roads, man. The liberal media would have you think that the Ring-Dings facilitate freedom, but the arrow of causality in that scenario is totally backward.
An actress named Peaches makes this the greatest nation on earth.
Forget that she’s Hungarian.
http://is.gd/yauaWE
MCPO, you have to say that two more times for it to work.
An actress named Peaches
Actress?
What was she in? Shaving Ryan’s Privates? Boned in the USA? Star Whores?
Ready.
Fire.
AIM!
HAHAHAHA!!!
You don’t think they have Ring-Dings in Cuba and North Korea? I bet they do! 😉
Former BBF model Sofia Vergara is facing a crisis. Let’s band together in support:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/bombshell_vergara_caught_in_booby_eUNIs6LDXZYMs22W9X7XpO
Ready.
Fire.
AIM!
You were watching my wife and I practice at the range last week, weren’t you?
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
I love when people play the “content versus intent” game! It’s like Twister without the physical exertion.
Rush just said the speeches last night were “good”
discuss.
There’s no place like home…
There’s no place like home…
There’s no place like home…
There’s no place like home…
uh oh
well, they were pretty good here.
Should I get a new case of clay pigeons? Shotgun shells?
Former BBF model Sofia Vergara is facing a crisis. Let’s band together in support:
I’ll take the left flank….
What was she in? Shaving Ryan’s Privates? Boned in the USA? Star Whores?
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Um, no. She starred in the ‘Art of Kissing’ and ‘Inside Peaches.’ Both are highly rated educational films featuring an all female cast.
Should I get a new case of clay pigeons? Shotgun shells?
blinders?
NO RING-DINGS, NO PEACE!
Finally, a Code-Pink-eqse style slogan I can get behind.
Bon jour, fellow travelers.
Oh well, if Rush said it, that changes everything!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Both are highly rated educational films featuring an all female cast.
Ah yes, the “consumption of floor coverings” genre.
Ring-Dings are what makes this the greatest nation on Earth
And the 1lb, 7oz tub of Cheese Balls from Utz Don’t forget the Cheese Balls.
.
And the 1lb, 7oz tub of Cheese Balls from Utz
I get hungry when I see that barrel at Sam’s Club.
She starred in the ‘Art of Kissing’ and ‘Inside Peaches.’ Both are highly rated educational films featuring an all female cast.
*searches IMDB…..
Well, lookee here.. “Inside Peaches” was nominated for an Oscar for Documentary (Short Subject)…
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 29, 2012 12:41 pm
A picture is worth 1000 words –
Democrat family: http://is.gd/vZVoSz
Republican family: http://is.gd/cCRjnE
Clearly Bill wasn’t paying attention in sex ed class. Cigars shoot blanks.
Velkommen, Jorge!
Whatever it is that make America great, you didn’t build that.
*kicks Dave in the knee*
I’ll take the left flank….
Cool. I think the right one is 3mm bigger.
Oh well, if Rush said it, that changes everything!
how DARE you!!!!!
Cool. I think the right one is 3mm bigger.
ew. What a fat pig, amirite?
Hurricane, please, Isaac. You mix ’em like no one else. They seem to even excite the media.
Well, lookee here.. “Inside Peaches” was nominated for an Oscar for Documentary (Short Subject)…
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http://is.gd/05UFvR
*no, the other knee*
I get hungry when I see that barrel at Sam’s Club.
I know someone who uses them as training treats for their dog. What an excuse to buy that tub, and keep it nearby.
http://is.gd/05UFvR
Well, I’m sure they felt that it was an honor just to be nominated…
It was small, local businesses with excellent customer support that made this country great, right Wiser?
*no, the other knee*
HI, KNEE!
*giggle
It was small, local businesses with excellent customer support that made this country great, right Wiser?
Pupster Johnson is RIGHT!
*facepalm*
ew. What a fat pig, amirite?
Only to an Ethiopian…
I denounce myself.
Good day, sunshines.
*facepalm*
laughing my ass off right now….
Mr. TiFW will tell you – that “actress” doesn’t have big enough boobs.
He’s quite the film buff…..
*sets trap under low-hanging fruit, waits for hilarity to ensue*
Just a random recommendation. If I do say so myself, this is an interesting read I penned long ago, “Down and Out in Paris and London.”
http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100171.txt
For a flavor of poverty that leftists so admire.
Cheese balls cut the shit out of the roof of one’s mouth. Similar to Cap’n Crunch.
They’re both pretty good.
I do regret never having written a tome with big tits as a central theme.
laughing my ass off right now….
“The H2: Come for the beefcake, stay for the 4th-grade humor”
This is why I love you guys….
Baked Cheetos: Snack innovation or Cheddar blasphemy?
>> laughing my ass off right now….
What, again?
There’s no depressing you is there?
If you’re cutting your mouth with Cheetos, you’re doing it wrong.
Try not eating the package.
That was terrific, Dave.
I do regret never having written a tome with big tits as a central theme.
Two Minutes Titties could have been a thing.
There’s no depressing you is there?
I been down so long, it looks like up to me.
“The H2: Come for the beefcake, stay for the 4th-grade humor”
Wait… We’ve upgraded the jokes?
That was terrific, Dave.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I could have sworn we were still at the 3rd grade level.
When did we graduate? And why didn’t we get ice cream?
Two Minutes Titties could have been a thing.
I’m thinking two minutes is not long enough.
I want to know how many ways George can say big tits.
This could take a while.
The saddest part of this is that the police intervened:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/29/occupy-tampa-confronts-westboro-baptist-church-slideshow/
I’ll see your “big tits” and raise you a “fulsome embonpoint.”
That last comment was unnecessary and inflammatory on my part. I denounce myself.
Damn. I was just shootin for “pretty good.”
overkill
HAHAHA
Good response:
http://tinyurl.com/8l4jhpr
No comment needed.
That was fast:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/29/yahoo-reporter-fired-for-romney-wants-to-party-while-blacks-drown/
He wasn’t fired for saying it, he was fired for being caught.
I’m sure he’ll land on his feet. MSNBC still gets bundled in with most cable and satellite packages.
He wasn’t fired for saying it, he was fired for being caught.
DING DING DING DING DING
Here you go, leon.
http://tinyurl.com/8p2yqz9
When does MSNBC get renamed to NBC News, because MS has parted ways with them?
Yes, Mr. Yahoo! Chalian will land a sweet spot at another network, like ABC. Oh wait, he was there already.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/david-chalian/story?id=6499665#.UD5Xqk5p5U5
So CBS next, I suppose.
Here you go, leon.
http://tinyurl.com/8p2yqz9
Monica Lewinsky phones in to say…
Oh never mind.
Dave better stop pissing off Mare.
I’m not pissed off…rather amused.
I haven’t had a cigar or a Lewinsky in awhile, so today’s looking better than average.
You all should watch the full video of Lt General Kelly at Ace’s. It’s about 32 minutes long but well worth it.
Drudge has really been good lately. I can’t really figure him out, although I’m pretty sure he’s a Romney supporter (even before the primary).
Give that man an R.G. Dunn.
http://gigapan.com/gigapans/113162/
Kinda cool.
Good view, Pup.
Are you guys hearing that John McCain is speaking tonight? Really?
Can’t we just move on?
Do you have a factory or a business? You didn’t Bilderberger that.
Are you guys hearing that John McCain is speaking tonight?
The GOP needs to court the MSNBC viewer, too.
Drudge is a dick who pushes links to Alex Jones garbage. But he’s a funny dick who doesn’t like Obama, so it’s fine with me.
I just admitted I like funny dicks. #honomo
I’ve never noticed the Alex Jones stuff. Huh. I really can’t figure Drudge out if he’s linking him.
“I just admitted I like funny dicks. #honomo”
We already knew that.
driving hot place about to begin.
“I just admitted I like funny dicks.”
http://bit.ly/Ovk6Kz
Pupster?
http://bit.ly/OvkNDD
Mare (not pissed off):
I was looking for the slashed tires and the car but I couldn’t spot any. Too much bikini, though.
Pupster?
http://bit.ly/OvkNDD
Heh. Riley scares himself sometimes when they’re just the slightest bit audible. Fucking hilarious.
Wiser, why do you think I’m angry?
hahaha…Rush just said, “tonight is RINO night at the convention except for Paul Ryan, he’s the get.”
I think the more important question is why he thinks you’re Brazilian.
Wiser, why do you think I’m angry?
It’s hotter that way.
Do you think Chris Christie’s weight is a factor in his successful/not successful possible run at higher office?
It’s hotter that way.
Can you say that with your Mae West voice?
I think the more important question is why he thinks you’re Brazilian.
http://bit.ly/Tvw9tj
How many is a brazillian?
Sounds like a lot.
I think a better name for the Postage Stamp would be the Vitler.
HA! Vitler.
What does the Wasserman Schultz look like?
What does the Wasserman Schultz look like?
It sounds funnier if you say the W’s like V’s.
What does the Wasserman Schultz look like?
http://bit.ly/Q24DVy
What does the Wasserman Schultz look like?
EXTREMELY NSFW!!!
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
And to think I was actually scared to click on Sean’s link….DOUCHE!
If I get Sean in this years Secret Santa, I’m sending him a letter bomb.
What does the Wasserman Schultz look like?
http://bit.ly/Q26No7
Workout – check
Lunch – check
Car washed – check
This site still full of chronic masturbators and hawt chicks – check
Chief, you say that as though the Venn diagram has no overlap. Given the poat content, I’d say you might be mistaken.
You say chronic like it’s a bad thing.
I prefer to describe it as “dedicated” rather than “chronic”
Gwen Ifill is a cum dumpster.
I shall just refer to her in future as Cumpster.
I was expecting a Dr. Dre video from MCPO.
Sean – I like Dre, but Busta Rhymes is my main man.
I admit I’m a turd in the punchbowl.
I was in Boston this morning. I looked for bumper stickers both ways and only saw (2) Obama stickers. 4 years ago I would have seen hundreds.
He is toast.
Gwen Ifill is a cum dumpster.
You are presuming anyone would want to fill it.
>> How many is a brazillian?
It’s Chris Christie’s weight in Portuguese.
Si.
Como un jefe.
Mare!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7uIG8KYhg
I’m tempted to call out a leftwing nutcase on Fitocracy.
Someone talk me down.
Because this is bullshit, but I shouldn’t be bothered enough to say so.
Holy crap, Scott, that one on the left saw her daddy with the guitar and started moving those hands before the music started. So cute.
I wonder what flavor ice cream I should get tonight?
Lemon bear dick punch?
MJ – I prefer the Lemon Bear Dick Punch sorbet.
“MJ – I prefer the Lemon Bear Dick Punch sorbet.”
A summer time favorite!
MJ – I prefer the Lemon Bear Dick Punch sorbet.
I think that, as long as there’s dick in it, MJ’s happy.
I was in Boston this morning.
Were you that asshole on the Pike causing a traffic jam?
* Shakes fist at sky, while yelling:
SCOTTW!
Place near me makes it with too much bear dick.
Gonna go try and get my lawn mowed. Later….
Place near me makes it with too much bear dick.
There’s no such thing as a little bear dick.
But is it grass fed and local bear dick? Hmmm?
Wasn’t Little Bear Dick the Sioux who whacked Custer?
You were watching the convention on MSNBC Dave?
Looks like something I’d have on my car:
http://tinyurl.com/9ksxy2t
I can’t believe what those jerks did. The only minority speaker to get through MSNBC’s filter was Nikki Haley and that was only because they are stupid.
I flipped between MSNBC and CNN, although when I wanted to hear speeches they were talking over I hit C-SPAN. Then I’d go check out their reactions.
It’s way more fun that watching it on Fox.
I’m beginning to think half of what’s left of MSNBC’s audience is conservatives like me who just get the giggles watching Matthews, Maddow, O’Donnell and the like get all worked up until their heads asplode.
Plus, if you want the all-racism, only-racism coverage, MSNBC will not disappoint.
http://bit.ly/Oygc7g
But don’t talk about this, is would be mean. You big Republican meanies.
What I liked was NOT feeling the minority speakers were forced or, “see, we know colored people.” They were interesting and pretty darn conservative. Mia Love seems to get it. It’s a shame more of the country didn’t see that.
It really is who we are and I think most would agree we don’t care what you look like as long as we agree on a basic conservative agenda…ALL A BOARD!!
Geoff reeeeally should have copyrighted his chart
pic.twitter.com/Bipd9l8L
I thought Ann did a great job.
I would have wet my pants and then barfed.
That Lawrence O’Donnell deal at Ace’s made me LOL.
“…working to earn a spot on the PGA tour” = secret code for aligning Obama to Tiger Wood’s lifestyle
HAHAHAHA….LOST THIER MINDS.
“I would have wet my pants and then barfed.”
I was walking out of a store today and I was thinking about how I would have handled giving that kind of speech (expectations high, wanting the Country to say, “hey, I’d love her as the First Lady!”) . I concluded that wetting my pants, barfing, then fainting was what I would do.
True story.
“She seems nice.” Chris Matthews
That Lawrence O’Donnell deal at Ace’s made me LOL.
Attacking Bush for playing golf = PATRIOTIC!
Attacking Obama for playing golf = RACIST!!
—Journalism Style Guide 2012 (3rd Ed.)
The deodorant guy is MINE and I hope he ISN’T wearing any…..hmmmmmmmmmm
My pick for surprise speaker is Rush.
That would be something!
I am thinking he is the reason its a surprise. Can you imagine the protests if he were on the schedule?
Clint Eastwood just doesn’t excite me. “They” say it’s him.
I didn’t put together the “Obama golfs continually like a mofo but doesn’t have time to personally sign condolences to dead soldiers relatives” connection. Won’t make that mistake again. It’s a D’OH.
Chew on this for awhile:
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/08/29/Is-Holder-s-DOJ-Community-Organizing-Occupy-Activists-at-the-RNC
test
Pawned off a kid run on the oldest.
WINNING
I’ll be damned. I haven’t been able to poat on here from work in several days. I thought they might have put in some kinda poatblock or something.
Anyway……..
All of these fuckers look like they’re either ashamed of themselves or should be.
Confirmed. You are still a roughneck homo.
CSPAN – no commercials, no racist lesbians like Ed Schultz and that other guy.
Lawrence O’Donnell isn’t a lesbian.
surprise speaker is………..McCain! Wanna bet?
That’s not a surprise, Beasn.
How do you….never mind.
I can’t imagine this mystery person is going to be Clint Eastwood.
He has passed the point of giving a shit. I mean, ‘The Bridges of Madison County’ was FULL of racist crap that a younger career wouldn’t have survived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Tpw1ICJEc&feature=relmfu
That’s not a surprise, Beasn.
Nope.
Did anyone else eat 2 dozen eggs today?
maybe it’s Bill Clinton. Or Dole.
He looks good.
http://is.gd/ggldCA
Every time John McCain says fight or fighter, you gotta drink.
No scott, you gotta drink every time he says ‘my friend’.
beasn, there isn’t enough booze in the house for that one, plus, tonight’s a school night
Or says something positive about Barky. Boy howdy, you’ll pass out in 30 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHA0XxubCG0#t=00m29s
Friend
I need a new iPad.
You should be able to pick one in a week or so. That’s when they’ll be the ripest.
Hotspur will sell you his iPad77 when iPad78 comes out on Tuesday.
Nah, Scott, I’ll sit this one out.
Comment by mare on August 29, 2012 2:23 pm
I only see one, today:
TSA Harasses Ron Paul and His Wife in Florida…
so maybe he’s starting to clean up his act, I dunno.
iPad 78.1 on Thursday then.
I’d raise cattle with him.
HAH
I’m saving my money for the iWayBackMachine.
Did anybody send anybody else off on a wild goose chase today?
Your money isn’t going to be worth shit.
You should buy my iStick, it’s sharpened on one end and only $499.00.
Ask about free shipping. (it makes us laugh)
The iStick is garbage. You’ll want to buy my iRock instead. Much more durable, and for some reason it really impresses white trash chicks when you tell ’em you’ve got one.
Sean – I saw the wild geese winging southward at sunset tonight. Does that count?
George Michael loves his iRock.
Did anybody tell you that you should chase them? If not, then I think you know the answer.
Did anybody send anybody else off on a wild goose chase today?
I sent my kids out to chase some chickens that got out. The bantams are good flyers and they fly out the top. Then they want back in the coop.
I’ve been locking them up to insure they’re not laying in the woods.
I only ate 3 eggs today, Leon, not a dozen. But they were sorta smaller eggs anyway.
I did not eat any eggs today, but it sounds like leon and C arin took up the slack.
We’ve got you covered, Sean.
Portman.
yawn.
Obviously, Portman has put everyone to sleep.
WAKEY WAKEY.
I’m starting to see how the names got crossed off of the list.
I’m so glad Romney passed on Portman
I agree Carin
Yea, but Dave Portman was who the dems were afraid Romney would pick.
HONEST!
Really. “PLS don’t pick Portman”, I bet they whispered to themselves every night.
I bet this guy owns chickens.
or a dance studio.
Time to go get me some cake. Try not to say anything racist while I’m gone.
(Just kidding. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, etc.)
Ghetto bar!
Racist!
Golf
Racist
Welfare
Racist
Voter ID
Racist
Secure borders
Racist
Global warming
Racist
Food Stamps
Racist
Your mom
Racist
What about citrus oso cock pugilism?
Rosetta
Proud racist
English please
Racism
Maybe Wiser is right. That post kicked ass, and it had words.
If he owned chickens he’d be cooler.
I also see how Pawlenty ended up as
Pawlenty.Kid run. I have a chauffeur so I can play on my phone.
1st job was a great zinger
Who’s Dave Portman?
All seriousness aside, I doubt they feared Portman.
Padding my post count
Racist
Ni**erifcation
Speaking troof to power
fuuuuuuck
I hate to say this but Huck has the best speech so far tonight
Dave, have you cleaned out all the sand in your vagina you had earlier in the day?
As long as Huck doesn’t talk about Todd Akin, it is all good.
Who’s Dave Portman?
All seriousness aside, I doubt they feared Portman.
****
All seriousness aside, they were full of shit when they made those claims.
Btw, it was fun to listen to Pawlenty. A mild mannered man talking shit and throwing zingers was awesome.
Huck is surprisingly good.
But he is a minister, so he’s used to speaking.
Hah, they had a whole segment tying Paul Ryan to Akin and McDonnell’s policies on MSDNC. Rachel was foaming at the mouth, practically.
A first for me, I’m switching between Royal Pain and the Fox coverage with the guy who was Eddie Munster. Everyone he’s interviewed (I’ve only seen parts of the interviews…channel surfing) I’ve really liked. Haven’t heard a speech yet. I guess I’ll do what I did last night and listen to them in the middle of the night on the radio.
So far you guys are telling me to listen to the Huckabeebadtotheboneandshit which is kind of surprising.
Huck is delivering a good speech.
Rats, now I have to listen to Huck in the middle of the night.
*shudders*
Loud cheering for Condi.
Racists.
and the crowd goes wild for Condi
Huck, dang him, delivered the mail
I know I’m in the minority, but I’m not feeling the electricity.
The Republican Party: Because we must not let vanilla divide us.
If her speech is anything like the one that caught Romney’s eye….ah…where was that? Anyway, she was all about, “America can do better, America is better, we need to get back to our place in the world as Leader.”
Not very many sparks tonight, George, I agree.
They finished strong last night, though.
“We owe them our eternal gratitude”
If Ryan shows up with his granny and shoves her off the stage, I will know we’re finally serious.
This is a “Thatcher-esque” speech.
Maybe not terrific. We’re only halfway in.
It just got Reagan-esque with “peace through strength”
I think it’s a bit of the compliment sandwich.
Cookie-filling-cookie.
Go Condi!
MSNBC is broadcasting Condi’s speech. Must have gotten heat for their madarchod* behaviour yesterday.
*Look it up.
She is owning the crowd
okay, who’s the first MSNBC idiot to say “house nigger?”
She’s fantastic.
She is making the case for American exceptionalism, perfectly.
Ha ha, Condi welcomes people like Tushar.
Preach it Sister!
She’s totally hitting what makes us great, and what makes us weak. Outstanding
Prediction: Maddow makes snarky “well, they had to allow at least one African-American speak, amirite?” comment almost as soon as Condi is done speaking.
Go Condi!!!
On a personal note, MOAR!
Grand slam. Holy shit.
I love how she doesn’t smile, even after great applause. She is so stern. She will discipline us. We must do better to please her.
The soft shimmer of her satiny peach dress is constrained by its strict, severe tailoring…the crowd rises to its feet…she furrows her brow…someone is getting a spanking tonight.
I wonder if Chris is forgetting, if only for just for a moment, that she’s black?
She will discipline us. We must do better to please her.
*thud
MSNBC, Suzanna Martinez is brown. Avert your cameras!
I’mma have to go find that pic of Condi in the stompy boots and then…
wow. I’d watch all of that, in its entirety, again. Very inspiring. I give it 27,500 Nobel Peace Prizes
Good speech by Condi.
accusations of pandering in 5…4….3….
Smith & Wesson!
Oso you have been hiding this girl haven’t you?
Heh, I’ll be damned, we’re Republicans!
ZING!
I like this chick. I like her a lot.
That reminds me of a lot of conversations with Dems around here. They agree with R’s on 7 out of 10 issues. But cling to this fashionable affectation that they are D’s.
DAVID!! Do not use “terrific” until the Texas delegation starts throwing their hats in the air (and can’t find them0.
Susana rocks!!! She still has too much work to do here to clean up Billy’s mess, you can’t have her.
Go Girl!
But cling to this fashionable affectation that they are D’s.
Because they have been convinced that Rs are agents of Satan. The bullshit that people like Matthews and O’Donnell have them convinced that Rs want to take all of their money and give it to rich people.
And then kill them with their evil guns.
ow, please explain to me why Jews vote for Dems in such large numbers.
Ryan…my hump is getting flushed
Heh.
The Boys are Back!
Damn, He looks like a kid.
I think the conventioneers are slightly pleased with Mitt’s choice for VP.
<i.Damn, He looks like a kid.
a grandma-murdering BADASS kid…
mare, I think this guy will be terrific
BURN!
Rock. Freaking. Star.
those kids are terrific
He has to stop doing that throat thing.
The throat thing, that’s his “murder” sound
Why does Scott Walker always look like he just stopped crying?
I know I’m in the minority, but I’m not feeling the electricity.
I’ll sit over here with you. I work with dumbasses, I am related to dumb asses. I may be a dumbass but of a different caliber.
He was crying, Tushar.
Going for the jugular.
and slicing like a fucking hammer.
Ouch! George Orwell gets a mark shaped like Beasn’s boot on his poon.
He has to stop that fucking grunting. Jesus. Does he have post nasal drip?? Why didn’t he take an allergy pill?
I wonder what Keefums is doing right now?
That code pink lady just made sure that the longest stretch of applause was for obamacare sucking balls.
Oops.
That medicare jujitsu came out of nowhere and took the winds out of Obama campaign.
I wasn’t calling George a dumbass. I work with them and am related to them. Listening to their dumbassery feeds my pessimism.
So I will sit over here. If one of these super stars starts kicking Barry’s ass, like he so richly deserves, please let me know and I’ll wake up.
Gotta like a guy that will throw down a gauntlet, like that.
I don’t think they want to compromise.
Someone needs to turn a fire hose on the Code Pink twits.
“greek columns”
heh heh heh
The grunting is a nervous tick.
He’s hiding it pretty well, but he’s having a hard time. IMHO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Fucking awesome.
somewhere, Obama just pissed his perfectly creased PJs
Hahahahaha
Who is grunting and who threw a gauntlet?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
guy on the floor just said “that’s good.”
Not “terrific” but good.
hmmph
I say again
Rock. Freaking. Star.
If Ryan gets elected I’m going to invest in panty shields.
The grunting is a nervous tick.
Is that him? It sounds to me like someone has left a mic open…
Ryan did, beasn.
And still he does nothing!
was it “good” or “pretty good”?
Math!
Ryan did, beasn.
Was he ‘good’ enough that I would want to have his babies? Better yet, do you want to have his babies?
When I look at Paul Ryan, I KNOW that he has completed his homework, put away his toys and finished his spinach.
Paul Ryan and his mom bring down the house.
Heh, I’d do it, but the math doesn’t add up. I’ll just have to deal with this inadequacy.
Lets face it, Paul Ryan was the one Obama was waiting for.
Gramma Ryan must be a proud lady tonight. That must be a great feeling.
so, I’m not watching. One of you morons wanna tell me which guantlet Ryan just threw down?
I REALLY like the suit-tie combo he’s rockin’.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
“Starring up at fading Obama posters…….
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
red meat indeed.
xbrad, my black heart and I are still waiting for that answer.
I’m wearing a tie like that, with a dark suit tomorrow.
Was this the speech I have been waiting for and the MSM will ignore?
everything is free but us!
I might be sportin a woodrow
Excellent humor. Not forced. sounds authentic…
When do you get your Woodrow scoped, Dave? That’s next, right?
It was a good speech, yannow, if you’re into that sort of thing….
I missed Ryan. Was he all out of chewing gum?
I think you will look very fine in that suit/tie combo, Dave.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Maddow asks Matthews what he thought of Ryan’s speech and there was dead silence for about 10 seconds.
I almost thought he had offed himself.
The gauntlet was the Medicare debate. He said that America needs the Medicare debate, and said “We need that debate. We want that debate. We’ll win that debate.”
Maddow asks Matthews what he thought of Ryan’s speech
Pickles are not susceptible to cross-examination.
pickles
Heh.
Republicans: no foreplay, but they sure can fuck.
“When I look at Paul Ryan, I KNOW that he has completed his homework, put away his toys and finished his spinach.”
Tushar!! Get out of my head!! Did you douches notice how many times he mentioned “Obama”… In the negative??
Well, you’re not getting that debate because you’re racist.
Scopamundo is Friday morning.
I will be dancin with the stars by Monday, day after my birfday.
…
fuck
O’Donnell didn’t like his Ryan’s speech.
*pout
But, it was exciting, for THIS hall, wiser.
A wasp just launched itself up Lawrence O’Donnell’s ass
MSDNC is entertaining.
HAHAHAHA
He was terrific!
Al Sharpton lecturing about not telling the truth. Nice.
And Special Ed. A night on MSDNC wouldn’t be complete without Special Ed.
This guy is funny:
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Obama trolling Ryan’s speech on a Fark thread
According to MSNBC, everything Ryan siad was a lie.
and I think Sharpton wins the “house-nigger” sweepstakes
>>HAHAHAHA
He was terrific!
slow down, missy. Dave is still here.
HA! I have to agree:
Best Ryan line, hands down: “College grads shouldn’t have to live out their 20s in childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters.”
Does anyone else find it amazing that the idiots on MSNBC are basically strategizing for the Democrat party during the RNC? How can anyone think they are not an arm of the Obama admin?
Just incredible.
Tushar….He was pretty damn good!
Funny, there’s a reason it’s called “red meat” people really enjoy eating it, it’s satisfying.
Dave, you know I love you, but you have to admit, Ryan was TERRIFIC!
“College grads shouldn’t have to live out their 20s in childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters.”
I prefer the Farrah Fawcett one.
Because SHUT UP, that’s why!
>> but you have to admit, Ryan was TERRIFIC!
I admit this, and unabashedly gives you a super-wedgie.
Andrea Mitchell lecturing Condi on foreign policy is also entertaining.
*gives Dave an Indian rub*
RACIST!!
and I love you too mare.
201C. Orioles. Beer.
who you callin a racist whitey?
*you get light beer now, bizzitch*
Dave, good luck with your scopeage. They will find nothing amiss.
here it comes: Matthews asks Condi about birtherism and “narrowness” of Republican party.
Dear, God, he is just an amazing fool.
And Andrea, bless her vile little heart, won’t let it go.
I notice that they didn’t ask any white speakers that question.
>> Dave, good luck with your scopeage. They will find nothing amiss.
Thanks beasn, but doc Derek better find this fuckin torn meniscus that’s been keepin me from sleepin for 3 months and fix that motherfucker.
oops… 3 weeks, not months.
I denounce my racist self.
Oh, my.
*fans self*
Heh, Scott Walker is taking on the entire MSDNC staff.
I was afraid Ryan would say: I have AC DC and Led Zeppelin on my iPod. Mitt lugs around a turntable!
liberal pundits on Twitter and MSNBC idiots stumbling all over themselves to praise Condi’s speech.
Wonder why that is?
#casualracism
Mitt’s got two turntables and a microphone.
Walker schools Sharpton and Special Ed and they are too dumb to realize it.
We read his speech.
Mr. Beasn said it was ‘good’. In order to qualify it as ‘terrific’ he will need to hear how he spoke it.
They are probably hoping Condi will pull a Powell and endorse the jug eared jackass.
terrific is a tall bar.
see: fussin
“I knew her before she was a virgin”?
WTF, Tingles? He’s grasping at straws.
Wow, you are right about watching MSDNC. Sharpens your mind, makes you think.
Anita and I missed Condi(dammit!), But caught Paul. She said; “I’m gonna ask you for a divorce.” I told her : “Fine! Then I can ask Pull Ryan to marry me!”
He rocked the house!
The bruise should heal okay in a couple weeks…
Pull Ryan? Is that what the kids are calling it now a days?
Tingles likes hitting the Birthers, doesn’t he? That’s 3 times tonight.
brokaw should really avoid using words like “election.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Matthews just says the word “birtherism” in the middle of sentences, regardless of the subject.
It’s almost like a rare form or tourettes.
dave passes out
it’s a school night.
*gives cab fare for Boston Hyatt to the United Way campaign.. oh what the fuck, I’ll double it.*
Terrific would be if Romney called Obama a jug eared commie jackass who is taking our country over the cliff.
My socks would fly around the room.
Ryan was great! I would really like to be able to vote for a Ryan/Romney ticket, but that is not to be…
*ducks flying socks and finds a bed*
Today I learnt something about the MSM. Anderson Cooper and David Gregory are actually two different people. Just like Obama created his composite girlfriend, I was vaguely aware of a single nauseating person with silver hair and smarmy condescension.
Ooooo, totally non-biased “journolist” Ezra Klein about to fact-check tonight’s speeches.
wonder if he’s mention birtherism?
I would really like to be able to vote for a Ryan/Romney ticket, but that is not to be…
Why not Chrispy?
Because he has to vote for a Romney/Ryan ticket!!!!
Durr
I’m slightly dyslexic.
I haz a code in mah nodes.
How did those Code Pink scrunts get into the arena tonight?
How did those Code Pink scrunts get into the arena tonight?
They were Ron Paul’s delegates.
Oh, that explains it. Ron Paul’s delegates are a bunch of fucking idiots, but I unnecessarily repeat a frequent mantra of the many.
what is “birtherism” serious question as I dont watch TV
Sohos, people that question the validity of Obama’s BC. Mitt made a joke last week, so now he’s a birther, too. Donald Trump and Sheriff Joe Arpaio are two prominent birthers.
Obama supposedly not being from this country, and the birth certificate issue, sohos.
Buhler? Buhler?
Refers to people’s beliefs that Obama was not born here, and/or is not actually eligible to be POTUS.
Patience, sandpiper.
MSNBC is so incredibly off the charts in the tank for the left and big government that I don’t think even George Orwell or Ayn Rand could have imagined them in their wildest dreams.
If they had, I’m sure they tossed the idea aside immediately, figuring no one would EVER believe that.
It’s ridiculous, everything they talk about on MSDNC has to do with race.
I haven’t thought about race yet, and I’m a winger.
I wonder if Paul Ryan thinks Marvel is better than DC?
Spider-Man hangs out with Obama. Paul Ryan knows what’s up.
There’s little black derp on the sun today
It’s the same old thing as yesterday
LOVED Condi’s speech – woot woot woot.
And I was humping the tv during Ryan’s speech. Cyn gave me that idea.
Checked coverage during Condi – and reg ABC, NBC and, CBS – NONE of them had her on. NONE.
Oh, and she did that speech off of notes.
NOTES.
wakey wakey
According to MSNBC, everything Ryan siad was a lie.
Yea, well they got their marching orders from Messina- 4 am email from him, composed during a terribly bout of insomnia:
If you’ve seen any coverage of Paul Ryan’s speech in Tampa, you know that the consensus among journalists and independent observers is that it was … factually challenged.
He lied about Medicare. He lied about the Recovery Act. He lied about the deficit and debt. He even dishonestly attacked Barack Obama for the closing of a GM plant in his hometown of Janesville, Wisconsin — a plant that closed in December 2008 under George W. Bush. He also failed to offer one constructive idea about what he would do to move the country forward.
Poor Democrats. They don’t understand that plant is a metaphor for the Obamaconomy.
But, yeah, Ryan lied or whatever. Good luck with that.
every day is Thursday
The only lie anyone can tell about Medicare or ACA is “they’re funded”. Anything else is likely to be the truth.
I’m sure they’re playing games with the closure date on the GM plant. “Closure” often means they don’t produce cars for awhile, often while re-tooling the line. It’s only Closure if they don’t reopen it after several months.
Henninger on how Romney need to connect:
From the corporate heights to the small storefront shops that line every highway strip mall in America, a man or woman who owns a business sits down with another man or woman, and out of this conversation comes a grand event: You’re hired. From that, a nation flourishes.
Which man running for office understands this relationship?
If it closed in Dec 2008, it basically closed under Obama. Obama was just waiting to take office. And he certainly didn’t reopen it.
He promised to keep factories open – and yet it’s still closed.
Yeah, Special Ed was gonna pop a blood vessel about that plant, along with Sharpton. At least Maddow laid back a little during the Walker interview (in which he mopped the floor with the MSDNC staff).
By all means, let’s keep saying closed plant and Obama in the same sentence.
Thanks gullible left!
By the way, Good Morning, everyone!
Hi Jay, what’s for breakfast, or are you skipping it?
Today is Friday for me!
What should mare and I fight about today?
I don’t know, the fight over the use of a superlative adjective was pretty terrific. Not sure this blog can take much more.
I’m thinking Dave doesn’t think a speech is terrific unless there’s some sword waving involved. “They shall never take our freedom!”
What should mare and I fight about today?
How about the use of ending a sentence with a preposition?
*lights a smoke*
It was terrific.
bitch, it’s on
I had 2 eggs and OJ as usual, leon. Not farm fresh, but still pretty good.
Dave and Chris Matthews agree, Condi’s speech was wonderful.
When do you start at MSDNC, Dave?
Do I have to?
I give Condi’s speech 4 boners. Car in, where shall they be put?
It was very instructive, watching more than 30 seconds of MSDNC. I’m looking forward to tonight’s episode. I’m sure I will learn more about race relations.
Can’t wait to hear the speeches at the DNC. Sandra Fluck…hahahaha Elizabeth Warren…hahahahaha Joe Biden…hahahahha
Obama is forced to act like he loves America, he won’t be able to pull that off without wincing and the lefties don’t want to hear it. Perfect.
You goofs are the only ones propping up MSNBC’s ratings. KNOCK IT OFF!
I give Condi’s speech 4 boners. Car in, where shall they be put?
Condi was wonderful. I’m not sure where you should put them at.
MSDNC viewers: echo chamber libs and schadenfreud-y conservatives.
I’m not sure how long I can keep this up.
G’morning cool kids.
New post, because…really? WTF, people? This thing smells of DWS.
I loved the faded poster line but this is good too:
It all started off with stirring speeches, Greek columns, the thrill of something new. Now all that’s left is a presidency adrift, surviving on slogans that already seem tired, grasping at a moment that has already passed, like a ship trying to sail on yesterday’s wind.
President Obama was asked not long ago to reflect on any mistakes he might have made. He said, well, “I haven’t communicated enough.” He said his job is to “tell a story to the American people” – as if that’s the whole problem here? He needs to talk more, and we need to be better listeners?
I love that he mentions those idiotic Greek columns….hubris.
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
Condoleezza Rice
Good AM.