Yet another reason why I hate Superman

(wherein I provide content in an attempt to make this place more like a blog and less like a chat room)

The sunuvabitch is incredibly handsome.  He never has to work out and yet he has the perfect body. Strong as all hell, x-ray vision, home in the beautiful Arctic Circle and, though I have no proof of this other than listening to Xbrad talk about his fevered Superman fan-fic,  I’m also going to assume he has a huge dick.

Plus, he can fly.

And now this???

Superman, Wonder Woman kiss

Now he has the hottest chick in comic book history as well?!?!1!?  Fucking prick bastard.  HEY!  SUPERMAN!  HOW’S ABOUT LEAVING A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR US MERE MORTALS, HUH?  You greedy fuck.

Yeah, yeah, you über-geek comic book purists will say this isn’t the first time they have kissed, and that Superman’s REAL love is Lois Lane.  But in the “new-and-improved” DC Universe, Lois is out of the picture.

In the 1980s, the pair [Wonder Woman and Superman] had a brief fling but Superman went on to marry Lois Lane. They also kissed in Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Strikes Again a decade ago. In a 2006 epilogue to 1996’s Kingdom Come, the couple asks Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, to stand as godfather to their unborn child.

Since DC relaunched its characters and universe nearly a year ago, some of the origins have changed – Wonder Woman is now the daughter of Zeus – and the costumes have, too.

One aspect that did not survive the relaunch: Lois Lane’s role as Superman’s love. She’s still around, but the two have never dated, nor are they likely to.

So, in the newly rebooted DC Universe, there has never been any romantic link between Superman and Lois.  And, after he gets some o’ that special, daughter-of-Zeus poon, I’m pretty sure that Lois’ run-of-the-mill panty hamster would hold no interest for Supes whatsoever, no matter what kind of strange and disturbing tricks she might be able to do with it, except for maybe if he feels like tossing her a pity-fuck so she will finally just STFU,

Honestly, I’ve never understood Superman’s attraction to Lois anyway.  She’s mouthy, obnoxious, annoying, needy, clumsy, and, to be quite honest, not really that bright.  I mean, come on, he puts on a pair of glasses and she’s stumped?  That’s the level of intelligence that one only tends to find in those high-functioning retards at MSNBC, not in an ace reporter for a media powerhouse like the Daily Planet.

But let’s be real.  you choose:

This?

or this:


Doesn’t really take super-vision to make this call, does it?

438 Comments

  1. I wouldn’t tug on Superman’s cape like that if I were you.

  2. Man. No love for the bear dick punch. And what’s with all of these…words?

    http://is.gd/iUzo6P

  3. Why is Wonder Woman all bruised? Was she bear dick punched?

  4. http://is.gd/iUzo6P

    heh. nice link there, Butch.

  5. Why is Wonder Woman all bruised?

    I’m going to assume she likes it rough.

  6. I wouldn’t tug on Superman’s cape like that if I were you.

    I’ve also been known to spit into the wind occasionally…

  7. Nice link MJ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRBDv8dAWmg&feature=player_embedded

  8. I also have plans to pull the mask off of the Lone Ranger at some point…

  9. Is this the H2 chatroom?

    Because I’ve got 10 minutes to kill.

  10. Is this the H2 chatroom?

    No, I’m sorry. This is Arguments. You want Room 15B, just down the hall.

  11. I don;t want anyone to be shocked by this, but there are a surprising number of half-naked women in Wonder Woman costumes available on the internet…

  12. I just had a rant.

    http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=43094#comment-909772

    You may now return to normal programming.

  13. No, I’m sorry. This is Arguments. You want Room 15B, just down the hall.

    I can argue. What’s the topic?
    *blinks innocently*

  14. but there are a surprising number of half-naked women in Wonder Woman costumes available on the internet…

    Internet? Is that this thing here?

    http://bit.ly/QaAK7g

  15. Isaac is now a hurricane. I’m waiting for Rush to be preempted.

  16. a hurricane? They’d better get a reporter out there to start showing the wind and rain LIVE.

  17. Isaac mixes a hurricane. I will not wait to be hungover.

  18. They’d better get a reporter out there to start showing the wind and rain LIVE.

    I volunteer Shepard Smith.

  19. I mean, I saw the wonderful coverage Shep Smith was doing of it yesterday.

    Marvelous. His hair was a bit wind-swept.

  20. I can argue.

    No you can’t.

  21. Car in, if you get down there quick, I’ll bet you can pick up an iPad at a local store, CHEAP! Like free.

    Pay no attention to the other looters.

  22. Internet? Is that this thing here?

    Hold on… signing into my Prodigy account… this might take a few minutes…

  23. Carin, did the winner of the super jackpot in Lapeer ever come forward?

  24. I can argue.

    No you can’t.

    I can kick you in the poon.

  25. Carin, did the winner of the super jackpot in Lapeer ever come forward?

    NOpe.

  26. Oh, this is so freaking sad. If you’re listening to Rush, you are hearing Reagan at the 1980 convention.

    He makes Mitt sound like shoe salesman.

  27. but there are a surprising number of half-naked women in Wonder Woman costumes available on the internet…

    *pictures wiserbud’s jaw dragging on the floor at DragonCon*

  28. Reagan makes Clinton sound like a shoe salesman. And Bill could sell ketchup popsicles to women in white gloves.

  29. I thought Bill was selling Creamsicles to women.

  30. Bill was giving away free cigars.

  31. I can kick you in the poon.

    No you can’t.

  32. If 5% appears too small, be thankful I don’t take it all. . .

  33. George, are you suggesting Team Romney should let the Paulbots wreak havoc?

  34. It’s not Paulbots, xbrad. FreedomWorks is not a Paulbot organization.

    http://michellemalkin.com/2012/08/27/floor-fight-grass-roots-activists-battle-attempt-to-rig-gop-convention-delegate-rules/

    It’s regular GOP beltway cronyism and a fight to eliminate Tea Party influence.

  35. Morton Blackwell is not a Paulbot and neither is Phyllis Schlafly.

  36. Leon – Don’t worry! Thanks to Kennedy-Specter immigration rules, we’ll just import MORE 3rd world mooselimbs!

  37. I can kick you in the poon.

    No you can’t.

    That’s it Wiser. You’re getting on my last nerve. I’m going to post a recipe.

  38. Let’s get some mooselimbs on Mars, already. NASA needs to reaffirm its original mission of racial diversity.

  39. Or some head banger music.

  40. If Thursday’s mystery speaker is Huckabee, I’mma vomit. I’d be OK with Palin. Wilder would be fun.

  41. Huckabee is already speaking on Wednesday.

  42. Mia Love is scheduled to speak tonight. Is CSPAN carrying the whole thing? I want to see that one.

  43. Clinton, Bill.

    That would be awesome. I still think he’ll take a not so subtle shot at Obama during the DNC, and even if he doesn’t, people on the right would be wise to manufacture it.

    Fuck it. They do it to us all of the time. #War.

  44. Calm down, little fella.

  45. When did they reschedule Huck to Wed? I must have missed that bit.

  46. Greetings, Legionnaires of Doom.

  47. I’m going to post a recipe.

    No you’re not.

  48. Probably when Monday was cancelled, xbrad.

  49. Fine, but until we play by their rules, we’re taking the low ground.

  50. They have rules?

  51. http://bit.ly/POysaj

    Shopping with a happy ending!

  52. 4.09 gas

  53. Is anyone going to watch Charlie Crist gargle Obama’s balls? Or will he be getting his fudge packed by Obama? I can never keep these things straight.

  54. Found in wiserbud’s closet

    http://bit.ly/POyHCa

  55. Since Superman is a topic of discussion, I think it might be useful to link a speech so important that it got its own TV Trope:

  56. heh, $4.29 gas common in southern Clownifornia

  57. I think this is a very important political strategy for Republicans to remember this cycle, and I’m spreading it everywhere. There is a lot of wisdom here.

  58. Hahahahaha. Shut up.

  59. Superman, huh? Meh.

  60. $3.76 for regular unleaded here. . . with 10% ethanol to rust out your gas tank and foul your injectors! Gotta love those 11 electoral votes in Iowa!

  61. 6 electoral votes.

  62. “(wherein I provide content in an attempt to make this place more like a blog and less like a chat room)”

    Good luck with that.

  63. Excuse me J’Ames for overestimating Iowa’s electoral significance. It won’t happen again.

  64. Substantial and serious blog content.

    http://bit.ly/POBaMQ

    DIscuss.

  65. G.O. Did you link that because Rosie O just got same-sex married?

  66. Two cows, one bliss.

  67. by the way, just in case you thought I was kidding, here is the tractor being used to turn the ice cream maker at the Earth Friendly Garden
    Party.

    See, it’s a tractor. Farmers use tractors. Farmers are good people who care for the Earth more than us non-farmers. So tractors are good too.

    Ergo, burning diesel fuel to run a tractor to turn an ice cream maker (that had a hand crank attached, btw) is Earth-friendly.

    Shut up, h8ers.

  68. School counseling office.

  69. When I was a teenie bopper we discovered this thing with the telephone that exploded like wildfire. We called it The Pipeline. If you called someone and the line was busy you could hear all of these people talking over the busy signal, sort of like being in a room with a hundred conversations going on. Some you could hear louder than others, and you never knew who it might be. It was kids from all over the Detroit area. It fucking rocked.

    Anyway, after this went on for a while, like a few weeks, but one night the phone company cut in and started yelling at us to get off the line.

    That’s what this place reminds me of.

  70. I see what tractors look like in CT. We call that a lawn mower in Iowa.

    Still funny as hell.

  71. GET OFF THE LINE, YOU LITTLE SHITS!!!!!

  72. Pretty much like that.

  73. That’s what this place reminds me of.

    Who plays the phone company here?

  74. Ergo, burning diesel fuel to run a tractor to turn an ice cream maker (that had a hand crank attached, btw) is Earth-friendly.

    It’s all about your intentions. This is why our betters can simultaneously fly to climate summits in their private jets and tell us that we need to ditch our midsize SUVs without getting a smudge of irony on their Armani suits.

  75. Holy crap. An architect friend of mine from South Africa, whom I would have sworn was a liberal, likes Romney on FaceDouche.

    I’m stunned.

  76. If I were rich I would have an ice-cream maker powered by an Atlas V rocket. It would need to have a nuclear warhead.

  77. Who plays the phone company here?

    Wisermeany – whenever someone posts about recipes or exercise.

  78. Actually, that picture is probably worse than it looks. I think the Farmall Cub is a gas engine. Diesel engines are more efficient, and burn fuel more completely, with less waste.

    So there’s that.

  79. It’s all about your intentions.

    I guess that’s why it was okay to have 4 gas generators running, although discretely hidden, to run the electric grills (as opposed to using wood or charcoal grills) as well as to run the electric guitars and basses and amps for the band that played.. to a crowd of maybe 50 people max, including wait-staff.

    I guess if they had gone acoustic, their safe brand of white-guy reggae wouldn’t have sounded as authentic.

    Of course, when they took their breaks, they had to leave their stuff turned on too, to keep them warm, I guess.

  80. I think the Farmall Cub is a gas engine.

    heh heh heh…

    yeah.. stupid me for not knowing the difference….

    ;)

  81. Wisermeany – whenever someone posts about recipes or exercise.

    damn skippy, mah brutha…

  82. Wasn’t pointing that out to prove you wrong, just to make an additional point.

    Plus, it could have a diesel in it, I don’t know. Nice looking tractor, would go for a pretty penny around here. People collect those things and drive them in parades.

  83. Will you all SHUT UP!?!?!?

    I’m waiting for Prince Charles’ teleconference call from Majorca. He’s going to tell us all to turn our heat down in Winter and put on a sweater.

  84. Is there a bigger ass than Prince “I wish I was a tampon” Charles?

  85. Isn’t that next week’s convention, in between all the birth control and abortion?

    This week is all about burning dinosaur blood.

  86. Prince Charles sells cancer chips.

    http://bit.ly/Pocedc

  87. I hope to Gaia that sweater is made from sustainably farmed fair trade wool. HRH can get fraflly snippy about these things.

  88. The Farmall Cub (as pictured) was a gas powered tractor. The Farmall name was dropped in ’63.

    I spent many a day on one of those little beasties.

  89. What the fuck is a busy signal?

  90. Ok, that was a bit of an overreaction. Let me try again: Excuse me, oh great forefathers, what the fuck is a busy signal?

  91. What the fuck is a busy signal?

    It is very similar to the ringing in my ears.

  92. First, you have to have a phone that you make calls on, rather than a texting machine…

  93. you could hear all of these people talking over the busy signal, sort of like being in a room with a hundred conversations going on

    Get Out Of My Head!

  94. What the fuck is a busy signal?

    It’s what you get when you call the cable company for service.

  95. I thought Isaac SERVED hurricanes – now I’m hearing that he IS a hurricane…..

    Get off my lawn, MJ –

  96. What the fuck is a busy signal?

    It’s what the commissioner uses when he needs to get Busyman’s attention.

  97. Uh, guys, “The Serve Hurricanes” is a RECIPE BOOK!

  98. & I fucked up the joke. GO ME!

  99. My uncle Oscar and aunt Florence had a party line, at their farmhouse. Never could understand why they’d answer it sometimes, and not others, until dad told me about the different ring sequences.

  100. Heh. DD#3 and The Boy are playing some interactive game on teh Interwebz.

    I’ve been listening in (she’s in the same room), and it’s funny to hear her telling him what to do from 3000 miles away….

    Who knew that “nagging” could be an international pastime?

  101. Comment by Sean M. on August 28, 2012 3:04 pm

    *golf clap*

    Well bowled.

  102. It’s what the commissioner uses when he needs to get Busyman’s attention.

    http://tinyurl.com/6wk8oz6

  103. Oh wait, I think this is it:

    http://is.gd/hjZjKa

  104. Oooo, this might be a busy signal:
    http://is.gd/gp7BZ8

  105. Who knew that “nagging” could be an internationalgenerational pastime?

    FTFY

  106. Busy signal?:

    http://tinyurl.com/99fzy6f

  107. Could be busy signal:

    http://is.gd/cXX628

  108. HA! Obama the dumb ass…I love that meme.

  109. Wait, are we still supposed to be talking about Superman?

  110. daughter’s classes changed.

    Go me.

  111. *looks for recipe to poat

  112. Why would we talk about Superman?

    *begins searching for weather data to add to comments*

  113. Here’s my take on Superman, because I know you are all very interested. First, his ability to change his daughter’s class schedule is impressive. Second, it is very windy, but a pretty nice day in Metropolis. Superwoman has asked me to pick up tacos after swim practice, so that should be nice.

  114. *looks for recipe to poat

    Hey wiser! Car in is being a girl again!

  115. Let’s speculate on whether Superman is gay.

    *pats self on head for being OT

  116. Growing up we had a party line. 2 shorts-1 long.

  117. If you read the post, you’d know he wasn’t gay. He’s trying to finger bang Wonder Woman, which has upset the author.

    GAWD. Buy the Cliff Notes already.

  118. Let’s speculate on whether Superman is gay.

  119. Wonder Woman could be a tucker.

    MMM has been an informative series.

  120. Supers is from another planet. He’s not human. It’s bestiality.

  121. Car in has really taken to this arguing thing.

  122. Would any self-respecting gay man choose an outfit in nothing but bright primary colors, virtually no layering and *gasp* calf-height boots? With leotards tucked inside?

    No. Superman is not gay. He is a NASCAR driver.

  123. Would any self-respecting gay man choose an outfit in nothing but bright primary colors, virtually no layering and *gasp* calf-height boots? With leotards tucked inside?

    This sounds like the voice of experience first-hand knowledge……

  124. *untucks leotard from boots

  125. This sounds like the voice of experience first-hand knowledge……

    Homophobia! Or maybe racism. I don’t know, I didn’t get my Media Matters memo this morning. Let me get Soledad O’Brien on the line to clear this up.

  126. No. Superman is not gay. He is a NASCAR driver.

    Whatever dude. Two words: Jeff “Tonguebath” Gordon.

  127. Holy Hooters, Batman!

    Jeff Gordon’s wife

    http://bit.ly/OrlPR5

  128. Yeah, as much as I dislike Gordon as a driver, he does have great taste in the selection of his spouse.

  129. http://bit.ly/OrmMcc

    Apparently Jeff Gordon is in this picture but I can’t find him.

  130. Watching “Alien Trespass”. Fun-knee!

  131. It does warm my heart that Gordon is a midget, Tom Cruise size.

  132. Is Donna Brazille completely mental? Her tweet makes no sense on so many levels I’m afraid she may be reverse brilliant.

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

    How does owning a gun threaten anyone else who may or may not vote? Also, WTF?

  133. Ooops – apparently I missed reading the poat before this one. Glad to hear that all is well with Cyn’s son.

    DD#1 went to school one day (back in junior high), and they were all informed that one of their classmates had passed away the night before.

    I called the family to see if they needed anything, and just happened to get the girl’s father. Turns out she had undiagnosed Diabetes (she’d been tired and losing weight, but she was a 13-year-old girl – the family all thought that was normal; I would have, too); woke up that night screaming because she couldn’t walk.

    Got to the hospital, and her organs were already shutting down – her blood sugar was over 1200, and they were never able to get it down to a “safe” number.

    That was a HARD time for all of her classmates – DD#1 started crying because their birthdays were close together (they’d been classmates off and on since kindergarten), and “Monica won’t ever turn 14”.

    Didn’t want to scare Cyn with that before…..

  134. Mare, I was tempted to ask Ms. Brazile if she has a problem with black gun-owners in Texas who vote……

  135. Oh, I get it. Donna Brazile’s argument is “people who rent cars will have an easier time voting, as will people who fly on planes, who sign up for gubmint benefits, and who attend Eric Holder speaking engagements.”

    Because (I assume) in Texas, you can’t have a gun license without a photo ID, and they are passing a voter ID law in Texas, yes?

    My God, she’s full of stupid!

    In Texas, people with gun licenses will have an easier time voting. If people with guns are allowed a say, then we can skip the voting thing

    –D. Brazile, tweeting weapons-grade stupidity

  136. Ask her what she thinks of the hot new Russian band Lemon Bear Dick Punch.

  137. In Texas a CHL is a valid photo id (as is a drivers license, or a passport).

    But I wouldn’t try to put too much deep thought into her comment. She just means people with CHLs are bad because of a) guns and b) poor black people can’t get them so they’re disenfranchised.

    Unlike people who get warned away from the polls by NBPP thugs with axe handles.

  138. Her comments are full of dog whistles.

  139. I wouldn’t know, I can’t hear the dog whistles.

  140. In Texas, barn trundle drywall hassock grocery nipple SHUT UP!!!

    –D. Brazile tweets clarification

  141. Look at MJ’s ears, J’ames. He can hear the Mars rover.

  142. My dog is deaf, she can’t hear the whistles.

  143. “Ask her what she thinks of the hot new Russian band Lemon Bear Dick Punch.”

    HAHAHA….that was funny you DICK!

  144. In Texas, barn trundle drywall hassock grocery nipple SHUT UP!!!
    –D. Brazile tweets clarification

    HAHAHAHA

  145. Evidently we should talk about Donna Brazile more, she’s so stupid she’s an easy target for landing laugh punches.

  146. Look at MJ’s ears, J’ames. He can hear the Mars rover.
    ———————-
    At least I’m not dead. And by the way, 1984 was a love story with a little sci-fi thrown in, you fag.

  147. I like Donna Brazile. She has a trademark: Weird hair and a genuinely, honest to goodness, fake accent.

  148. And by the way, 1984 was a love story with a little sci-fi thrown in, you fag.

    Okay, you busted me. I never thought the Democrats would use it as an instruction manual.

  149. I wonder if politicians feel dirty, after trashing people like Romney. I know I kinda do, after reading stories like this:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/315120/human-after-all-rich-lowry

    The world would be a better place with more Mitt Romneys in it.

  150. Your mom.

  151. It’s hard to talk about Brazile when Joe Biden is there.

    The bar. It is not set very high.

  152. the BBC reports:

    A notary in the Brazilian state of Sao Paulo has sparked controversy by accepting a civil union between three people.

    Public Notary Claudia do Nascimento Domingues has said the man and two women should be entitled to family rights. She says there is nothing in law to prevent such an arrangement.

    This all depends on the hotness of the women involved.

  153. It’s Brazil. Have you seen their volleyball teams? Rawr!

  154. I find that odd as well, Jay. He seems to be a genuinely nice guy, which is exactly he’s been painted as the opposite.

    OTOH, Obama is a jerk, but he doesn’t come across that way publicly.

  155. It’s disturbing that Brazil and Brazile are topics so close together today. And Off Topic, too.

    I can’t relate this back to Superman. And I don’t WANT to relate it to Wonder Woman.

    Stupid topics.

  156. What’s with all the yelling and the busy signals? I can’t hear myself think.

  157. Stupid topics.

    Hence, Brazile.

  158. I really do believe that Mitt does not want to be part of the cult of personality BS that envelops Barack.

    Mitt is accomplished on several levels and those guys don’t generally have to keep telling everyone how wonderful they are. Barack on the other hand has literally done nothing. His ego is a perfect example of an insecure person covering for the nothingness that is their resume.

    What did the douche say, (paraphrase), “I’m not use to being the 5th or 6th most interesting person in the room.”

    As George Washington said: “Deeds, not words.”

  159. His ego is a perfect example of an insecure person covering for the nothingness that is their resume.

    THIS!

  160. Mormons are required to perform deeds of charity and kindness, and also not talk about em. Basic tenet.

  161. What’s with all the yelling and the busy signals? I can’t hear myself think.

    SHUT HANG UP!

  162. “Mormons are required to perform deeds of charity and kindness, and also not talk about em. Basic tenet.”

    It’s an excellent tenet.

    They take care of their own too, and from what I’ve read recently, were the first to spring into action making kits (big kits) for those who may be displaced by the hurricane. Boxes filled with towels, toothbrushes, shampoo, etc… This is the stuff “religions” should be doing, not the government. They SNAFU it anyway.

  163. Christie is on at 10pm. I might have to catch it tomorrow. Too late.

  164. I might have to catch it tomorrow. Too late.

    Didn’t you get your afternoon bottle and nap?

  165. Didn’t you get your afternoon bottle and nap?

    750ml of Johnnie Black and a pillow.

  166. 750ml of Johnnie Black

    Raaaacist!

    I would choose Jim Beam Black, myself, but, ya know, tastes….

  167. Thundering outside – I can’t remember the last time we’ve had such a rainy August here in North Texas…..

  168. Story keeps developing. Scroll down for latest. Do you trust the Romney machine or Boehner to care about what conservatives want? This is a foretaste of 2013.

    http://michellemalkin.com/2012/08/27/floor-fight-grass-roots-activists-battle-attempt-to-rig-gop-convention-delegate-rules/

    Update: 4:34pm Eastern Well, that was…something else. First, Maine delegates were replaced with Romney people. Then, rules chairman John Sununu and GOP Speaker of the House John Boehner stood on stage at the RNC to rule on the compromise rules report. No minority report was mentioned. When asked for yeas and nays on the report, the room seemed equally divided. Boehner forged ahead and approved the report over loud boos and calls of “point of order” from activists on the floor.
    No vote on the minority report.

  169. George, apparently, the Paultards are making a real hash of shit on the floor right now, because of the way they’ve exploited loopholes in the rules. It’s turning into a clusterfuck.

  170. I don;t want anyone to be shocked by this, but there are a surprising number of half-naked women in Wonder Woman costumes available on the internet…

    Ixnay on the icspay.

  171. Also, does this look infected to you?

  172. We have a new program that grants prisoners early release and we let thousands of them out.

    So far 2 people have been killed by them.

  173. Scott just said “Willie Horton”

  174. RFH the comments on that article are pretty brutal.

  175. What time is Ann Romney speaking tonight?

  176. The one that got me was the guy who retired from GE that won’t buy their appliances now because they are junk.

  177. I thought it was a joke until I followed the link to GE’s website. What a crock.

  178. Roamy, was the Will i am song broadcast from Mars today?

  179. Both of those killed were immigrant business owners supporting a family.
    Both assassinated after handing over cash.

  180. Don’t know. I was writing most of today and had everyone tuned out. Don’t like Will i am anyway.

  181. Hello?

  182. Chief, I think she’s speaks at 10 Eastern. I know Mia is at 7.

  183. Semi ghetto gay sports bar, breeders.

  184. Scott, Dan used to manage a few Payless Shoe Stores. He had a gun pulled on him one Christmas Eve. He shared a strip mall location with a Chinese restaurant. He had already left PSS, when the wife of the restaurant owner was killed over $35 in the till.

  185. Bartender name “Favion”.

  186. Crazy Bear? Does Dan read H2?

  187. Sometimes on Friday. Not the comments.

  188. Which makes him the only person in the world that reads H2 poats.

  189. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn-NR034Dpc

  190. Leon, I read all the poats and most of the comments. At the HQ too.

  191. Mia Love on CSPAN right now

    Neat lady. Pretty too.

  192. ZOMG a black Mormon married to a white guy! I wonder if she’ll have anything to say when she meets Chris Matthews

  193. Mia Love!!!!

  194. Janine still looks fabulous.

    Bitch.

  195. http://imgur.com/gallery/L1LRB

  196. hahaha…I love both cats and dogs. The dog is a good sport!

  197. Mare, I posted that pic on FB last week. (Not really)

  198. hahaha…Oso, how can someone so nice be on facedouchedick all the time?

  199. Mare, I think she drinks.

  200. Ahhh, explains a lot Scott.

  201. I’m actually putting ice in my drinks tonight.

  202. I’m also going to assume he has a huge dick.

    And that’s supposed to be a positive? For whom? A horse? Sandra Fluke?

  203. I see why Kelly Ayotte didn’t make the cut.

  204. “I’m actually putting ice in my drinks tonight.”

    HAHA!

  205. Candace Crowley is making me feel better about my decision to not weigh 300 pounds.

  206. I commented in the old chat room, I mean poat. Love you Cyn!!!!!

  207. Cyn, did you get the e-mail I sent you a couple of days ago? You might have been slightly pre-occupied…..

  208. Did anybody turn anybody else out today?

  209. Lotta cool stuff: http://shutupandtakemymoney.com

  210. Sean, I didn’t miss the Rick Springfield last night.

  211. Hmm, I think I figured out the theme of the RNC.

    All by myself! *pats self on back

  212. Today’s theme is “We Built This” (Diversity day as well)

  213. Caught a little bit of Boogie Nights before heading to bed, oso. Hard to believe that movie is fifteen years old.

  214. Ann Romney looks great and I haven’t heard her speech but if Ace’s excerpts are correct…then, well done, Ann!

  215. I saw Rick Springfield in concert in ’83. He was so cute! Dr Noah Drake!!!!

  216. Ooooohhh…pup rolled out the corgis!!!!

  217. Awww.. that hopeful CNN electoral map is just cute.

  218. Gah…enough with the WIScahnsin.

  219. New Awlins.

  220. That’s why Shep Smith is there. He’s the only one that says it right.

  221. nawhlins

  222. Shit, I’ve been pronouncing it “Retarded Place to Build a City” all this time.

  223. Really, Sean? A Californian on the San Andreas is making fun of Nawlins?

  224. We don’t have an “earthquake season” just about every year.

    Brushfires, on the other hand…

  225. Well crap, we have massive fires yearly too…

  226. We should build a city in Lake Erie.

  227. Crazy but true.

  228. Haha Pups! I’m still pissed that they killed the DeNali bear that got the hiker.

  229. Lookin forward to Ted Cruz

  230. Amirite, ladies?

  231. Hands across America.

  232. *pats Mare`s head*

  233. I’m still pissed that they killed the DeNali bear that got the hiker.

    I know, right?

  234. We should build a city in Lake Erie.

    We already have Buffalo.

  235. Somewhere in Austin tonight, David Dewhurst is chewing on a throw pillow

  236. Do we admit to having a Buffalo?

    It could be part of Canada.

  237. I never knew the pretty Falls were on the Canadian side until I actually went to Buffalo. Go Sabres!

  238. Buffalo Wings… that’s something.

  239. Mango Habanero Buffalo Wings!

  240. Tatonka Wings

    Fixted!

  241. “Shit, I’ve been pronouncing it “Retarded Place to Build a City” all this time.”

    I would have said, “Retarded Place to Rebuild a City.”

  242. “Tatonka Wings” Heh

  243. Anybody else watching the convention?

  244. CSPAN and with the Morons.

  245. “Somewhere in Austin tonight, David Dewhurst is chewing on a throw pillow”

    HA! “Mr. TED CRUZ USED HIS LAWYER FU POWERS TO RUIN TEXAS!”

  246. The order of the speakers has been pretty good. Davis was better than I had even hoped.

  247. I’m bouncing between Twitter, FB, HQ, and here, while watching CSPAN. Asperger’s Rocks!

  248. HA! I picked a helluva day to quit meth.

  249. Why quit?

  250. My favorable ratings rose considerably during Nikki’s speech.

  251. Nice touch on the introduction for Ann Romney.

    Going after the Latino vote, huh Mitt? And I didn’t know the Governor of Puerto Rico was a Republican.

  252. How does Ann look?

  253. Why quit?

    I know, right?!!!

  254. In the last two hours, the temps have plummeted.

    From 110 to 105.

  255. Gross. Keep your love to yourself.

  256. How does Ann look?

    We’d hit it.

    Seriously, she looks stunning but not overly so.

    She looks like a First Lady.

  257. Ann Romney makes me feel much less self conscious about my obsession with granny porn.

  258. Cleveland Rocks!
    Buffalo smuffalo.

  259. Wow, Ann is great looking and seems natural and relaxed.

  260. Thanks Cyn. I forced myself to turn it on for about 30 seconds to see her, you nailed the description.

    Michelle is pissed.

  261. She’s great! Humanizes him.

  262. Michelle… I still have visions of her wearing the curtain fabric dress. *spits*

  263. She’s doing great at introducing him. Yeah, Mitt’s successful, but his success wasn’t handed to him.

    He built it.

    (crowd goes wild! Home Run!)

  264. Hahahah. The thing that was so stunning about wearing a couch to the inauguration was that, prior to that, she’d shown decent fashion sense. Businesslike.

    It wasn’t until she decided she was Jackie Blackie, that she went full retard, fashion wise.

  265. Outta the ballpark!

  266. Forget about Cleveland Rocks

    Ann Rocks!

  267. Amazing speech. Really like Ann Romney!

  268. Now watch Chris Christie top it.

    (Mitt’s got tears in his eyes, wow)

  269. Chris Christie thoughts:

    fuuuuuuuuuuu

  270. Condi
    and My Girl

  271. It is so refreshing to hear someone speak about loving this country and actually mean it.

  272. Mitt’s brother got a little emotional during the roll call.

  273. Chris is gonna send this into orbit.

  274. Jay In Ames reacts to Ann’s speech:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RiI9v3io4

  275. had to explain to wiserson why I had a tear in my eye….

  276. I take it back, he’s killing it

  277. It’s amazing how he reads the teleprompter.

  278. Dear God, how I love this red meat. Go Chris Go!

  279. Does anyone know where I can buy a Chris Christie sex doll?

  280. Just hump your TV; it seems to be working for me.

  281. I’m getting goosebumps, this is soooo good.

  282. I’m gonna need a cigarette after this one. And I haven’t smoked in 9 years.

  283. HAHA!

    *hands Jay a bottle of Gatorade too*

  284. They believe in teacher’s unions. We believe in teachers.

    I cheered. Out loud. By myself.

  285. *lights up

  286. Skip the cigarette, J’ames, and do like Christie.

    Smoke a ham instead.

  287. Why doesn’t anyone poll the fat demographic?

    I’m pretty sure there are more fat people in this country than women.

    And I’m pretty sure the democrats lose the fat vote by about a million miles. Fuck the gender gap. We win the weight gap.

    USA! USA! CORN DOG! CORN DOG! NOM! NOM!

  288. Does anyone know where I can buy a Chris Christie sex doll?

    Just hump your TV; it seems to be working for me.

    Bwahahahahahahahaha! Had to share that with Mr. RFH.

  289. I just killed me to see Mitt choke up like that. Wow. Just wow.

  290. NJ put Mitt over the top. Christie is killing it tonight.

  291. I’m with ya, Rosie! Fat people for RR!

  292. Ann Romney is a treasure.

  293. *flings panties at TV screen*

  294. Better yet, smoke some bacon.

    Oh yes, it will happen.

  295. Does anyone know where I can buy a Chris Christie sex doll?

    Don’t they sell them in the back of those Big ‘N Fat clothing stores you normally shop at?

    orrrrrrrr…

    Bet your wife knows…..

  296. MJ! Glad your wife let you stay up! This is awesome!

  297. *flings panties at TV screen*

  298. *peels panties off TV screen*

  299. Hell yeah it is. The first 565 hours sucked, but the last one was unbelievable.

  300. “work hard? ewwwwwww…..” – average liberal voter.

  301. *eats panties stuck between the couch cushions

    What?

  302. I’m craving ice cream.

  303. Where, oh where, have the old Republicans gone?

    Who cares? Leave them there!

  304. *peels panties off TV screen*

    covered the entire 72″ screen, huh?

    yeah….

    figured

  305. what are panties?

  306. Republican math:

    Chris Christie – hair +123lbs = Rosetta

  307. Christie had a tall task, following Ann Romney.

    But, just wow.

  308. YAY WILLIAM H. TAFT CHRIS CHRISTIE!!

  309. 3 Doors Down at a GOP Convention? Now I don’t regret buying their awesome CDs.

  310. Who’s the new guy? He’s funny.

  311. Has 3 Doors Down done a cover song?

    ‘Cause if not, I guess we can, instead, point to this particular moment as to when their career died…

    performing at the RNC?!?!?!?

  312. For the first time in my life, I am proud of my state, New Jersey.

    Your Governor can beat my Governor?
    No way! My governor can freaking EAT your governor.

  313. 3 Doors Down should have done Superman after that speech.

    Well done.

    And just for the record, I would like to say that Reince Priebus is the fucking man.

  314. Now I don’t regret buying their awesome CDs.

    yeah, gonna have to now buy the CDs I stole on PirateBay…..

  315. Haha Sohos! I think of you every time I have visible panty lines!

  316. thinking about pancakes right now, maybe some biscuits and a cup of lard.

  317. Why does Krauthammer always look like he smells something funky?

  318. He has to be. His name is Rinse for chrissakes.

  319. *makes note to kill Richard in October, spread his entrails on Tushar’s vagina*

  320. I’m jealous of your Governor, Tushar.

    Of course, we had to bring ours out of retirement to fix the mess that Vilsack and Chester left. Branstad is just a little rusty.

  321. Kills me to watch Krauthammer lately.

    Poor guy seems to struggle so much….

  322. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/9d3mn9q

  323. Our Gov is fat too!

  324. 3 Doors Down should have done Superman after that speech.

    Finally, someone gets back to the topic of this thread….

  325. Hume in with the rebuttal.

  326. Mare, I posted XBs pic on FB too.

  327. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/925vxce

  328. *makes note to kill Richard in October,

    yer gonna have to catch me first, fat boy..

  329. Are these the ads that will be unleashed on Friday by Romney?

    Fat man and Little boy. They are gonna leave a mark.

  330. It wouldn’t surprise me if Rinse Prius has knifed a guy.

    I normally don’t like small-guy disease (see MJ) but Reinceincensen E Preibieus Unum strikes me as a true bad motherfucker,

    Yay good guys.

  331. The ads are on CSPAN, by the way.

  332. Rience don’t take no shit, do he?

  333. yer gonna have to catch me first, fat boy..

    I’ve lost 87 pounds in the last year and I’m fast like lightening.

  334. Where’s that whore Mare?

    She went to 11… again…

  335. I’ve lost 87 pounds in the last year and I’m fast like lightening.

    Congrats!

    How long before you drop below 300?

  336. Rosetta, I agree about Preibus. Dude is a vicious mofo.

  337. CSPAN rerunning Ann right now.

  338. He has small hands. Kind of creepy.

  339. These are toned down speeches? Not the last two. Just a different direction. I disagree with Rudy Giuliani.

    Maybe they save the red meat for Ryan tomorrow.

  340. I kinda sorta like Michael Steele but he sucked massive amounts of farm animal peen compared to Reincsse.

    Tomorrow is a big work day so I’m hitting the sack like it was Chris Matthew’s fat fucking spittle-covered douche-bag ass face.

    Sweet dreams all.

    http://tinyurl.com/75xs4hv

    *looks at Richard*

    *does that thing where I use my forefinger and middle finger and point to my eyes and then I use my forefinger and middle finger and point to wiserbud’s eyes*

  341. Wiserson saw Ann Romney’s speech. Actually sat through the whole thing, mesmerized. even he was impressed.

    He was also amazed that she got married 43 years ago. He was stunned by how attractive she was, especially when I told him that I was 9 when she married Mitt

  342. No alcohol and caffeine will do wonders for your looks. Mitt doesn’t look his age, either.

  343. How does Ann Romney look so beautiful at this age? The water buffalo in the white house should take charm lessons from Ann.

  344. I’m supposed to call the ER after 4 hours, right?

  345. hey Scott?

    Sarah Palin is still smoking hawt.

  346. Heh, they are baiting Sarah Palin on not being invited. She ain’t biting.

    She’s being quite gracious, just as I thought she would.

  347. Anyone watching MSDNC?

  348. First lady at the spa

  349. *does that thing where I use my forefinger and middle finger and point to my eyes and then I use my forefinger and middle finger and point to wiserbud’s eyes*

    http://tinyurl.com/cpg2atb

  350. Ann is even better the second time around.

  351. Anyone watching MSDNC?

    just turned it on.

    Where is Chrissie? passed out in an alleyway, perhaps?

  352. ah.. there he is….

  353. It’s really cool that MSDNC is taking on the role of “equal time”

  354. so scott doesnt think Palin is attractive?

  355. Yes, yes she is, oso

  356. I would take out a second mortgage on my house and use the cash to pay for the right to slap that fucking smirk off of Rachel Maddow’s face.

    “oh, the republican’s used inappropriate language about Obama….”

    Fuck you, you smirking twat.

  357. Reading twitter tells me that I better not turn on MSDNC. I don’t wanna ruin this good mood.

  358. Hehe, the last two (huge!) speakers didn’t even use Obama’s name!

  359. Best part of watching MSNBC is that they are running tweets under Maddow and Gibbs that are saying how awesome Ann’s and Christie’s were..

  360. while she and Gibbs sit there and agree that this whole convention is an EPIC FAIL!

    You can just smell their desperation.

  361. >> Fuck you, you smirking twat.

    Twat is an assumption, fact not in evidence.

    Ok, I gotta try to sleeps. Hasn’t been easy for a week, can’t wait to get this fuckin thing in my right knee fixed.

    Night all my homeys.

  362. Oh my, Andrea Mitchell thinks THAT was a bare knuckle Christie speech. She really is a hack.

  363. Andrea Mitchell arguing with the person she is supposed to be simply interviewing….

    yet another twat who needs to be slapped.

  364. I’ve watched Madcow for 2 mins, and I already want to smack the smug off of her face.

    Ugh.

  365. wiser, she’s just trying to “nail him down” on the work requirement.

    *psst, madcow, Obama DID remove it. Keep fucking the chicken.

  366. Ed Schultz, Al Sharpton and Rachel Maddow .. giving us their wholly non-biased opinion of the RNC……

    Rachel “fact-checking” Santorum’s interview…. basically calling him a liar.

    But Fix News is biased……

  367. BTW, how freaking cool is it that out of 50 US governors, two are teh brown and both are republicans. Anytime someone calls GOP racist, I want to kick them in the face.

  368. Oh, Ezra Klein from “the isolated bubble of truth”.

    These people are crazy.

  369. Hehe, talked to my folks today, they were pissed about Obama taking credit for Isaac preparations.

    I told them about Jindal reading him the riot act, to free up FEMA resources. They didn’t know about that. Once again, he’s taking credit for the work of others.

  370. Tush, check your math. Sandoval and Martinez are “brown” too. That makes 4.

  371. Oso, brown color is reserved for injuns. Youse folks are beige.

  372. J’ames!!!! I did the Jindal thing too! Reminded me of JEFs war on TX and AZ.

  373. Crap! I knew I was a Whisp but I thought Sandoval and Martinez were still scary.

  374. I cant even begin to get into watching TV. I still havent in 4 months. Cant read books either. I turned on Fox news the other day and Juan Williams was discussing some twat I cant stand and it was the same damn story from 4 months ago….So yall will just have to keep me informed. Good night friends.

  375. Nikki isn’t that brown. She doesn’t scare us so much, I guess.

  376. sohos, you’d be safe watching cspan tomorrow between 7 and 10.

  377. Jay, Nikki is from northern part of India. Those folks tend to be paler. Jindal is from north to, but he is an exception.

  378. I live for the conventions. As much as I despised Billy Jeff, I still watched gavel to gavel. 08′ DNC was the first I couldn’t watch. I really feel that the JEF is EVIL!!! I’ve rearranged my work schedule to watch. NERD!!!! 20$ (The Roll Call is my favorite)

  379. The story that is linked in tonight’s ONT needs to be sent far and wide.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/learning-mitt_650789.html?nopager=1

    This will change minds. and votes.

  380. My brother lived in New Orleans for a while, he LOVES Jindal.

  381. I watch it too, oso. It’s hard to do, but I watch the DNC too.

  382. btw, who dressed Chris Matthews?

    plaid shirt and striped tie?

    Is he broadcasting from a bar that requires a jacket and tie and simply took whatever they had?

  383. Well, he woke up in the bar, and that’s all that was there.

    *just a theory

  384. As much as I dislike Micheal Steele, at least he reminded Matthews and Finemann, both supposedly intelligent people, that this is a 3-day event and that it’s all orchestrated.

    stupid douches complaining that the speeches didn’t close the deal on day one…

  385. “I heard anger….” Howard Finemann

    ummmmm… d’uh?

  386. *waiting for Chris to call Steele a racist….

  387. well, they ARE the opposition. They have to criticize everything.

    Although I don’t recall Fox doing this during the DNC.

  388. “Can’t you show a little anger and say that that’s no way to talk about a President?”- Chris Matthews

    Serioulsy? You really think, after the vile attacks that Bush suffered, that Boehner suggesting that you would throw Obama out of a bar is out of bounds?

    Lawd Rejis, what an idiot!

  389. J’ames, I really can’t watch JEF. Baby Born Alive is all I ever needed to know about him. I’ve really started to despise people that vote for him too.

  390. Marvel is better than DC. Superman was so perfect, did he REALLY need the JL? Avengers all had flaws. Kryptonite is a manufactured weakness because even DC saw that Supe was too perfect. (I fight with DC nerds on FB ALL the time)

  391. Marvel is better than DC.

    yup

    Superman was so perfect, did he REALLY need the JL?

    nope.

  392. according to idiot on MSNBC, Ann’s speech was condescending.

    Not sure if we watched the same speech….

  393. gah…

    need to stop watching these idiots. So unbelievably out of touch with reality…

  394. holy crap.

    fucking douche just accused Ann Romney of engaging in “gender warfare.”

    unbelievable….

  395. David Corn. I have no idea how his mind works.

  396. Huge speakers?

    J’ames just called Chris Christie fat!

    Sizeist!

  397. It’s like black guys using the N word, no big deal.

  398. Marvel is better than DC.

    DC has the goddamn Batman. Your argument is invalid.

  399. Oh, I almost forgot…derp.

  400. Good morn.

  401. Hi Andy. Mrs. Romney = Boom!

  402. good morn

  403. Ah, insomnia. Decided to go to works.

    Morning folkses. *smooches Sohos, pinches Andy and MJ on the butts*

  404. why wont word derp keep me logged in?

  405. I am on the interwebz while riding my commuter bus. How cool is that!

  406. I have a seven minute commute in a Chevy pickup truck.

    It’s better.

  407. Don’t know, Sohita, but word derp kicks me off every week or so.

  408. Also, HHD will be at the top of the hour, unless someone wants to push the button early. I will be in the Mom-mobile.

  409. If wordpimp knew you gals like I did, it would nevah let go.

    Stupid wordpimp.

  410. Dave, I hate you.

  411. I have a 7 minute commute to the interstate.

    Then another 20 or so.

  412. 45-50 minutes to drive downtown. I work in the city lol

  413. Well, it will be a while until I can see HHD. It better be worth it.

  414. No commute. Currently working in my underwear.

  415. Jay, no one said anything about the link to the lady in lingerie last week, so I didn’t put one in this week. Should I have?

  416. I missed pretty much everything last night. I’ll have to watch the highlight reel today at some point.

  417. 7 minutes is too close.
    The perfect commute is about 15 minutes.

  418. I am trying to find a video of Artur Davis speech. No luck yet.

  419. You might like this. You might like it better muted.

  420. >> Dave, I hate you.

    Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

    Scott, up to 10 minutes, depending on the light.

  421. My commute used to be 15 minutes. It was perfect. Now it is 20 minutes.

    BOOOO!

  422. My commute today is 2 hours.

    Boo!

  423. Shorts have been donned. A guy is giving me a price to remove a tree.

    So get this; my neighbor put up a new fence last year, and for some reason the fence moved 2 feet North. I didn’t think much of it until I realized the tree that was now on my side was dead.

    What a bitch. Her dopey boyfriend also started cutting down my brand new bamboo because, “Its gonna break off eventually, and it’s kind of hanging on this side.” He grabbed it, and reached over the fence, cutting it on my side.

    Mrs MJ happened to be in the pool. Not good for him.

    I get cutting it down on their side, but if he would have just mentioned it, I could have staked up the shoot, thus preventing the lean.

    $20.

  424. It might be cheaper to have the fence moved.

  425. We built a box around a tree that encroached on the fence, sort of a |_| thing.

  426. Listened to both Ann Romney’s and Christie’s speech last night on the radio……Anyone who thought they didn’t hit it out of the park is full of it and secretly holding their favorite towel rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Chris Mathews, I’m looking at you.

  427. If the MSNBC gang is cranky you can tell it was a good night.

    And boy oh boy, were they crankypants.


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