What up, homefries? I wrote this song for Harry Reid last night when I was thinking about what a dirty, cocksucking-motherfucker he is. The only question I have is: after he has ‘special time’ with his young boys, does he smell his finger? I think we all know the answer so from now on I’m just going to refer to him as Leader Stink-Finger. (sorry sohos)
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Today’s model comes from the far off land of Tokyo, Mississsippi. She is oddly fluent in Japanese, and generally displays her massive godzilla boobs for cold, hard, cash. Please welcome Miri Hanoi!1!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmm, catfish sushi.
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It’s Friday, so we’re not going to have a test. Instead I’m just going to link stupid shit linked inside of important historical dates. This is totally different form what normally happens.
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8 – Roman Empire general Tiberius defeats Dalmatae on the river Bathinus.
1601 – Long War: Austria captures Transylvania in the Battle of Guruslău.
1783 – Mount Asama erupts in Japan, killing 35,000 people.
1900 – The Firestone Tire & Rubber Company is founded.
1914 – World War I: Germany declares war against France.
1960 – Niger gains independence from France. RACIST!
2005 – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes President of Iran.
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Have a loverly weekend. Try not to step on your dick.
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Mittens!
Geoff’s chart is EVERYWHERE!!?
http://www.humanevents.com/2012/08/03/media-mal/
I love this post. I give it two smelly thumbs up.
Oh that poor Corona. Wiser is gonna be pissed.
I think she’s got a bit of salmon toe in that second picture.
WW2 gif FTW!
When they plagiarize Geoff’s chart and don’t credit him, they could at least change the colors in the graph. Or the typeface.
WW2 gif FTW!
No shit! That was hilarious.
Excellent linkies, MJ. You will not get the whip today.
Only one?
I’m sorry, I denounce myself.
Boobies!
Ha. I’m listening to Metallica right now already.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
I was going to make a comment about Car in’s taste in music, but here we are. No need.
I forgot I had this album in iTunes. I’ve been listening to it for two days straight. I had forgotten how good it is.
You almost spelled the model’s name correctly, MJ.
+ 1 million dongs!
Excellent linkies, MJ. You will not get the whip today.
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Just a little?
She seems nice.
We have a winner in the best sockpuppet contest!
I’m glad xbrad is filling in for mare today.
Just a little?
Just a little. Just this once. http://is.gd/VJIlpt
HI RICH!
It’s a shame this poor creature cannot afford a bathing suit in her size.
Geoff’s chart is EVERYWHERE!!?
Was it Xbrad that I saw yesterday (?) who linked a cartoon where the chart was used too?!
At least we all know the real creator, though proper credit would be sweeter.
It’s a shame this poor creature cannot afford a bathing suit in her size.
My heart. It bleeds.
yup, it was xbrad.
Dave’s been giving credit to Geoff when the opportunity arises at the HQ, so good on him.
Oh that poor Corona. Wiser is gonna be pissed.
meh. It’s a Corona Light. Getting blown up is the best thing that could happen to it.
We have a winner in the best sockpuppet contest!
I saw that and laughed my ass off.
Brilliant.
Stuck at home waiting for my washing machine to be delivered. And I have to go back to the office eventually to get my Air Show tickets.
Okay, Carin, I’m back from my trip. I decided not to come up and punish you for your earlier remark.
Don’t let it happen again, though.
You spelled “Supply” incorrectly there, leon.
ABC radio news just now…. “Stocks have been way up today as a result of the jobs numbers”.
oh yeah, nice boobs! Hi-larious gif for ww2 also.
Anyone here have personal experience with cortisone shots in the knee? My wife had one a week ago, and then Wed. night her knee swelled to nearly volleyball size. Dr. said she didn’t give it enough time before resuming normal activity. Anyone else encounter something like this?
Went with Mr. TiFW this morning and ordered him a brand new Mustang with lots of bells and whistles.
I made him get the “Pony Package” (your whore mouths, shut them).
Thankfully, the 5-penis wheel rim was not one of the options 😛
You spelled “Supply” incorrectly there, leon.
I have 2 tickets. I was going to invite you along, but not now, buddy. Nope.
Fat Bastard was enjoying our garden when I got home.
After waiting 20 minutes for a clean shot, a plane flew over our house.
Fat Bastard is apparently afraid of planes.
He peed his pants and ran into the bushes.
fin.
Best comment in this story on a bullshit story from a bullshit writer:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2012/08/02/fla-reporter-goes-chick-fil-finds-astounding-level-hatred-unfounded-fear
They can’t debate us…
They can’t divide us…
They can’t distract us…
They can’t discredit us…
They can’t defeat us…
so what do they always do when they know they are losing?
They just make something up…
EPIC FAIL
I LOVE the smell of liberal FEAR in the morning 🙂
Maybe scott needs a new hobby. Model planes.
I’ll bet he can’t hook up a working bb gun to that plane.
Agile, I had cortisone shots in my left knee for months before I decided to go through with the replacement. Never had a reaction like that. I’m sure it depends on the injury, but I’d also make sure it’s not an infection.
As fate would have it, I’m at the doc right now to get a shot in my right knee. Think I may need it scoped but not now. Hope the shot buys me some time.
Ouch, Dave. Added stress on the “good” knee from favoring the other one?
Oh, and it sounds like Mr. Lie about Chick Fil A might be in a little hot water, too, ala Adam Smith:
http://www.news-press.com/article/20120802/NEWS01/120802014/Executive-Editor-Terry-Eberle-responds-Facebook-post-by-reporter-Mark-Krzos?odyssey=mod|mostview
Say – did one of youse guys put up an AoSHQ Headlines link to Sobek’s article at IB? It says “via geoff” but I had nothing to do with it.
Agile, I’d second what Dave said regarding infection. A little swelling is normal but grapefruit size is concerning. Alternatively, the needle may have irritated the joint lining and/or caused some bleeding. If it’s not improving, has worsening pain, decreased motion, warmth, redness…get thee to the ER or your doctor who injected the joint
Haro nice rady!
As I was getting dressed this morning, they had a reporter doing a stand-up about the “Kiss-Ins” at Chick-Fil-A restaurants today, and he mentioned in passing that there were five news vans parked outside of the one he was at. At 6 a.m. And no protesters there, yet.
Perhaps I missed it, but I don’t recall that same level of interest from the SoCal media on Wednesday. Funny, that.
Yup Sean, Twitchy and ace have posts about it.
http://minx.cc/?post=331617
5 vans, huh? I wonder if they could handle the job.
Who’s that Gland guy? Haven’t seen him around here before, have we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=aiGg8D4hFLc&vq=medium
>> did one of youse guys put up an AoSHQ Headlines link to Sobek’s article at IB? It says “via geoff”
Oh shit, that was me. My bad. I fix.
Awesome, Laura.
Paraphrasing a guy on the local news just now: “No corporation should be allowed to give their views on anything that discriminates against any group.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI
I’m drinking a PBR right now.
That is all.
Paraphrasing a guy on the local news just now: “No corporation should be allowed to give their views on anything that discriminates against any group.”
Isn’t that discriminatory towards corporations?
Oh, that’s the point of the face palm. I geddit.
“No corporation should be allowed to give their views on anything that discriminates against any group.”
He is teh smarty mcsmart newsreaderman.
*rolls eyes massively*
Goddamn, the stupid just burns all the way to the bone some days.
I thought corporations weren’t people. Fuck, it’s hard to keep up with the stupid of these people.
The people who say this shit are about as smart as shuttlecocks and should be spatchcocked.
He is teh smarty mcsmart newsreaderman.
I should have been more specific. It was a “man on the street,” not the reporter or anchor.
CFA does have an awesome chicken salad sandwich. And the fries are awesome.
I’m WAY more offended that they are closed on Sunday because if I’m hungover and carving fast food that tends to be the day.
Mothafuckin First Amendment, how does it work?
It was a “man on the street,” not the reporter or anchor.
I’d lay money down though that they all probably have the same opinion.
Exactly, Dave!
Congratulations Hotspur!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX9h5PVNGaY&feature=player_embedded
Now on the news we’re being shown Democrats angry that Republicans have gone home without a budget. What in the fuckity fuck did Dems do for two years?! Unfucking believable.
/Eddie channeling off
I should go read some Deepak tweets now, huh, just to round out my ragey rage today.
>> Ouch, Dave. Added stress on the “good” knee from favoring the other one?
Likely. You walk around goofy for a while things start to hurt in other places. It’s better now. I was encouraged by the x-ray, lots of nice healthy space in the joint between the femur and the tibia. Means I gots cartilage in there. The pic of the left one I saw before the surgery, the bones were just resting right on each other.
SO I doubt I’ll have to deal with this bullshit again anytime soon. Might need a scope down the road, but right now a scope feels about as serious as a paper cut.
That old poling dude was kinda cute in a sweet sort of way.
Too early?
Whatever it takes to win.
I don’t know what I’m grossed out by more; pools or the ocean. On the one hand you’re basically swimming in kid pee, on the other you’re basically swimming in whale pee.
Heh; that’ll make you swim faster in your wee-man triathlons. I’m rooting for you, MJ!
Afternoon, chicken pluckers.
2 world records for Soni can’t be wrong, Cyn!
Signed up for my second one, Cyn. Sept 8th. Hopefully no farting.
Everybody made me go home early.
I must look tired.
They are probably playing tackle office football right now.
Probably so. I left the CFO in charge.
My wheelchair guy couldn’t figure out how to improve on 4 wheel drive, then it hit him…..
http://is.gd/eRwtjv
Better that than posting vids on youtube…
Hey, I got a new follower on Twitter:
My passion lies in religion, spirituality, and empowering people’s lives. My purpose is to become a loving presence in the world and to create positive
humn …. yea … I don’t think I’ll get too attached to him.
This one too:
Shane Matthews
@ChopraCentre
Heal, Balance, Transform and Manifest Balance in your life. Get Deepak Chopra Endorsed natural products from the worlds leading experts at the Chopra Center.
You think I could get him to talk to Deepak for me?
That’s not a scooter.
THIS is a scooter:
http://tinyurl.com/bop6ygu
I coulda used one of those today Scott.
f’n knees.
One more week and then I’m pool cleared.
Are you better than before yet?
f’n knees.
How do they work?
I am not better than before, yet. I think that’s probably about another 4-6 weeks out. But I’m not discouraged because I can measure progress. I am also not a towel.
Bootleg sushi.
Breakfast for dinner is full of WIN!
Mmm, I got free sushi samples at lunch today. It was good.
God I love sushi.
Going to CFA for dinner.
Try the chicken sushi
Eehwe.
This looks kinda fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58HfrGRr5s
I just googled ‘polls bad for obama’ and the top three results were all ‘polls bad for Romney.’
I’m supposed to think that’s an accident? These fuckers are just unbelievable, people.
Yes, I totally believe the turnout in November will be D +11
Completely plausible.
Dave – Don’t try to skew the polls. We all know it will be D +19 – at least!
First week of school: SURVIVED!
Who’s ready for cocktails and debriefings?
I am trying to remember first day of school angst for my kids but it’s just not coming to me.
You’ve probably blocked it mentally for your own well-being.
It’s been a very, VERY trying few days, but picking up the youngest today, he actually said he was grateful that his dad and I kept encouraging him to stay with it.
*pumps fist in the air 70 times*
DRINKS ARE ON ME, EVERYONE!
They sure are starting school early these days – I thought Texans started early!
Who’s ready for cocktails and debriefings?
*raises hand
I vote we get this guy to be the bartender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z0hq4bBnYIM
Just takes a little time. Their worlds are small, and change is hard. Gettin through it steels them for real life.
I’m glad he’s doing better.
*slides empty glass toward Cynnamom*
Who’s ready for cocktails and debriefings?
You are assuming I am wearing briefs to begin with….
I vote we get this guy to be the bartender:
yes, Yes, YES!
Drinks are on Cyn?
Yeah, I’m up for bodyshots.
DRINKS ARE ON ME, EVERYONE!
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Ohai. Fancy meeting you here.
*fills Dave’s, Carin’s, TiF’s, and Wiser’s glasses with sumptin’ special from under the bar*
>> Who’s ready for cocktails and debriefings?
Looks like I picked a bad week to start wearing boxers.
A guy on the Cape got bitten by a shark?
Huh.
I have never heard of that happening around here.
You are assuming I am wearing briefs to begin with….
Ah, yes, the assless chaps. Well, it is Friday.
There hasn’t been a documented fatal attack since 1936.
Of course, sometimes people just go missing …
*fills Dave’s, Carin’s, TiF’s, and Wiser’s glasses with sumptin’ special from under the bar*
The ABC gum that the college kids stuck under there?
A friend of mine told me not to swim on the East side of an island that we go a lot because of shark sightings. Did not like hearing that.
I want to describe two situations I often find young NYC ladies in, and offer some options:
Situation 1: you are wearing a t shirt that ends exactly where your skirt starts. It keeps riding up, and you keep pulling it down.
Option A: get a T shirt that is a couple inches longer.
Option B: get a longer T shirt and tuck it in.
Option C: lose your inhibitions about showing your midriff.
Situation 2: you are wearing a very short skirt and a thong underwear. You are constantly pulling on your skirt because you want to come across as a modest girl.
Option A: wear a longer skirt.
Option B : wear underwear that give better coverage.
Option C : while walking up stairs and escalators, lose your inhibitions about presenting the person behind you with a facefull of buttcheek.
That last one happened to me btw. Full moon rising barely 12 inches from my nose.
I’m not quite as old as you fuckers, but this is way more sexy than just puttin’ on the red light.
Also keep in mind that 1/2 the NYC ladies have VD.
Did you find $20 or have a happy ending, Tushar?
http://i.imgur.com/5Zxpt.gif
Why, good morning, Miss Applebottom. How are you this morning?
http://i.imgur.com/5Zxpt.gif
G-string.
>> A guy on the Cape got bitten by a shark?
Huh.
Thank God wiser was there with the whiskey, my camera and a lighter, to keep me from dying of
shark-biterock-scrape.Also keep in mind that 1/2 the NYC ladies have VD.
HAHA! You’re probably right, but this still made me laugh silly.
Also, I realize this approaches heresy, but Christina is just a giant fat blob of a woman now.
Serial. Enough with the cheeseburgers already.
Scott, I was not aware that VD can be transmitted butt-to-eyes. I will be wearing shades from now on.
G-string.
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That makes sense. And…..I’m a little light headed.
Cyn, I did not find $20. Should I have swiped my debit card in the slot?
She is looking a bit hefty, for a voluptuous chick that is, but c’mon, who wouldn’t hit that of you male species types?
Thank God wiser was there with the whiskey, my camera and a lighter, to keep me from dying of
shark-biterock-scrape.I care.
Oh, sorry ’bout that MJ. You need a hug ‘er something?
Definitely, Tushy.
Twice.
but c’mon, who wouldn’t hit that of you male species types?
meh. Not so much anymore.
To be honest, never thought she was that pretty to begin with.
Nice frame, but average face.
Hey! Has anybody seen my urine sample? I left it under the bar.
No, her face is not ZOMFG-WOW, but she seems to still be able to use it to her advantage. After watching a few seasons of Mad Men, she seems to be a pro too.
HAHAHAH! Hi Brewman!
Oh, sorry ’bout that MJ. You need a hug ‘er something?
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Yes.
Hi Cyn! *flashes devil forks*
oooo.. that reminds me. Today is annual “check your nuts for nut cancer” day.
ok, check.
aaaaand check!
I’m good.
Good job NBC. The first 30 minutes of coverage was all about the 92 olympics.
Kerri Struggs was 1992.
Holy crap Hotspur is old!
*flashes the forks*
*tosses Dave the bottle of hand sanitizer*
Today is annual “check your nuts for nut cancer” day.
ok, check.
I’m good.
Tushar, I heard today that Michael Phelps has more Olympic gold than the country of India.
India has been participating for over 100 years.
Why is that?
That was ’96 Scott.
But still. Old!
India just got electricity. And then lost it. And then got it again. And …
Yeah, like you guys only do the check once a year.
Whoops. That was pretty awesome to watch.
Comment by Cyn on August 3, 2012 8:16 pm
She is looking a bit hefty, for a voluptuous chick that is, but c’mon, who wouldn’t hit that of you male species types?
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I wouldn’t, she doesn’t do a thing for me. Salma Hayek in Desperado however………………..
ok, check.
aaaaand check!
I’m good.
Thanks.
Now maybe you should check your own?
>> Yeah, like you guys only do the check once a year.
We are very committed to health.
I’ve heard that the checks occur multiple times a day.
Wiserbud wants me to care about his nuts.
But I don’t.
Awesome vid over at the mothership, Laura. It’s good to see that shit again to keep our juices toward November flowing.
Destiny Hooker!
Aw, Nuts.
That’s the idea, Cyn!
Dammit. My MacArthur sock didn’t work!
But I don’t.
liar
*slides Laura down a pretty cocktail with an umbrella and a cherry*
damn, I just got a raging headache. think I need to get off the computer for a while.
later, nuts
Cyn – General McAuliffe, not Macarthur
*slides Laura down a pretty cocktail
This is the biggest mai tai I have ever seen
did I squeeze too hard?
my bad.
Him too, MCPO. 😉
Serbia doesn’t know the alphabet.
Feel better soon, Wiser. Maybe if you didn’t lean over quite so much while you are checking your nuts…
What did Serbia do, Scott?
I think he meant Srbja.
Dang, see? Even I misspell Srbija.
¢°_¶© £€° °°^×{¶¶
¢£ €£ ¢£
They started World War I
Maybe Serbia would be better if it were spelled with a “C”.
Cyrbia.
I kinda like it sortof.
All seriousness aside, I mashed the crap outta wiser’s nuts.
He’s gonna have a 3-day migraine.
They started World War I
i HATE it when that happens.
As long as he recovers by Wednesday.
*shakes empty shot glass*
yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might need to find another way to show him you care, Dave.
*shakes empty shot glass*
Too early for Ouzo?
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/c288dx6
That should be made into some kind of libtard quilt, Chief.
What better way could there be, than him curled up in bed and moaning in pain?
Hope he’s okay. Sudden headaches are weird.
Did anybody record a parody version of anybody else’s hit song today?
yeah, all my goofing aside, as a person who rarely gets headaches that concerned me too.
laura, you forgot something in your ice cream poat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68LOWc-plpw
(That was the best quality I could find.)
ice cream post not mine
Sorry, I just realized that was Ace, not laura.
CFA report:
Very busy, drive through line wrapped around the building, 8 to 10 deep at the counter around 7 PM. 80 percent occupancy inside seating. One bitter looking gray haired hippy dyke holding a big rainbow flag walking up and down the street out front. I made little jerry noises at her as we drove by.
http://p.twimg.com/Ay3IkxDCcAInscn.jpg:large
The local TV news in Lost Angeles is still covering Chick-Fil-A… but from only the angle of gay bigots protesting in front of the Hollywood franchise, and at least one franchise was vandalized. The report briefly highlights a handful of Fred Phelps type wackjobs carrying Jesus signs, while on the other hand they return three times to the same shot of two guys kissing, holding a card reading “Legalize Love,” with the O in love being the Obama logo. (The irony there is entirely missed.) Not a single word in the report about the massive day of sales and support recently.
It’s official now. We are in a cold civil war, and it’s as serious as the superpower cold war.
Certainly the media can lie and tell people that unemployment is going down.
But they can’t tell the unemployed and depressed, that they have jobs and are happy. Ultimately, personal perception controls public perception.
Oh, I forgot to mention…everybody working at CFA tonight looked very tired, but were very helpful and friendly.
We have always been in this war.
It’s really just a matter of people waking up to it.
I remember 1979. Same shit. We woke up.
But they can’t tell the unemployed and depressed, that they have jobs and are happy.
What, you never heard the MFM selling “funemployment?”
Anyway, if Obastard loses, the MFM won’t merely return to standard hostility against a Republican administration. They will double down on Bush Derangement with Romney as the new Satan, and the current Harry Reid standard of news reporting will seem positively rigorous compared to what the MFM will be peddling as “fact.”
that’s because they will have a scoopful of sand in their vaginas.
Too bad.
Romney is going to crush the Lightworker in November. And I’m not particularly a Romney guy. But these past 3 years, whoa nelly.
The Emporer has no clothes. Patently obvious now.
a card reading “Legalize Love,” with the O in love being the Obama logo. (The irony there is entirely missed.)
Funny how the same people who caterwaul about the GOP having some kind of cynical “Southern Strategy” never talk about that outright bit of pandering.
Question: what celebs came out for McCain in ’08?
Gah, nevermind. Talk tomorrow. Getting silly over here.
goodnight.
>> what celebs came out for McCain in ’08?
Abe Vigoda
Scott,
In India, kids from the age of 3 to 23 are busy with one single minded pursuit: to excel in studies. A few points here and there on a single exam can make a difference between a decent life and hardship. Middle class kids, who in any country form the bulk of Olympics squad, just cannot afford to spend a few years pursuing an Olympics medal that is not worth much monetarily. The only people who represent India are kids of rich people who have enough connections and a bit of a talent to get in the squad.
I’m out
I suspect Jenna Jameson never came out for McCain in ’08.
G’night, dave. You can rest well after checking up on this:
http://www.abevigoda.com/
She was, from what I’ve been hearing today, a Hillary supporter back then.
So, if there’s a significant upgrade to India’s infrastructure, what are the chances the US could export coal?
*dances through blog singing*
You should have that looked at. . .
http://tinyurl.com/btu8xw8
I can rest now, knowing Abe is still with us.
I may have fapped a bit to the latex Star Trek uniforms in the ONT.
Anyone seen Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/d4wvzuh
I FUCKIN’ KNEW IT.
I want one of those puppies mcpo
ok………… goodnight!
Nooooo….
Come back!
XBrad. India needs coal in the short run, but exporting from US is probably not cost effective. In the long run, India will utilize it’s thorium deposits, second largest in the world. India is in the last stages of perfecting nuclear reactors that use a mixture of Uranium and Thorium.
Tushar,
India certainly has the talent, if anyone does. Somebody comes up with a commercially workable thorium reactor, they are gonna get very, very wealthy…
And the whole world will benefit.
ChrisP clearly hasn’t paid attention to the James Bond movies. Once India gets the Thorium bomb, they’re going to hold the world hostage to the highest bidder.
Oh. Maybe that was Austin Powers. Whatever.
No, you’re onto something, Andy. Supervillains dig Nehru jackets.
I knew it!
Somewhat related … couldn’t be prouder of my avatard: http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/25/news/la-pn-robert-duvall-to-host-romney-fundraiser-20120725
Oh, come on,
“One Million Dollars”?
WTF, that’s 30 seconds of Obama…
Not even.
http://classicalvalues.com/2012/07/pollaxed/
“Comment by xbradtc on August 4, 2012 1:15 am
http://classicalvalues.com/2012/07/pollaxed/”
That makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Provided we take no prisoners this fall.
Yeah, seeing some of the insane oversampling of Dems in most polls lately has given me a good deal of hope.
http://searchlightstrangler.tumblr.com/
You will thank me later.
I saw that at Insty. I wonder which Moron came up with that.
Thank you G-O.
It’s gettin’ near derp,
When lights close their tired eyes.
I’ll soon be with you my love,
To give you my derp surprise.
Watching Red Eye, we (Mrs. Jay is up at this time, poor girl) were wondering a bit about Harris Faulkner. She was born in 65! Damn she looks good.
More importantly, online sources put her at 5′ 9″. I call bullshit. She looks taller than Andy Levy, who is put at 5′ 11″.
I’m still laughing about Sean’s lame Air Supply joke. + I have lame earworms because of it. Lame. Hate you all right now. Stupid thermos song.
I hate to admit it, but I have a crush on Kimberley Guilfoyle and her big lips.
Plus, she always sits where she can show off her legs.
Yeah
We have a td heading our way. My lawn needs water badly
D= disturbance not deoression
wakey wakey
op
Who wants to go for a run?
I ran yesterday. I’m gonna bike and swim today.
Me! Me!
*runs to the freezer for ice cream*
Also, it’s legs and ass day.
Plus – PARTY. Dad’s 70th b-day.
He’s celebrating with an early morning dialysis right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c
Legs and ass day?
That sounds nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c
Ha ha haaaaaaa
*cries with tears*
Omg, that’s too funny.
I’m gonna tweet that.
Legs and ass day?
That sounds nice.
Yea, it’s awesome. It’s always followed by about two days of “Wince and avoid Stairs” day.
At the gym yesterday, some woman in all-over body tight spandex came back to the weight area, and did squats. That’s all she did.
Squats.
Really devoted to weight training, she is.
@@
What did I do yesterday? I did squat.
Actually, 13 laps in the pool. 650 meters. When I started 3 weeks back, I barely did 5 laps. Hoping to do 20 laps a day soon.
I need to add weight training.
Are the squats paying off for her?
I need to add weight training.
Yes. Everyone does. Especially as
we get olderwe mature.Are the squats paying off for her?
Eh. She was ok. Cyn would only need 3 drinks, I’m guessing.
ga. costco.
boo hiss.
Never go to Costco on a weekend.
“It’s always followed by about two days of “Wince and avoid Stairs” day.”
You’re doing it wrong.
People talking, really smiling
A man playing guitar
Singing for us all
Will you help him change the world
Can you dig it (yes, I can). . .
3rd day with Herself out of town. . . wonder if I should shower?
wince and avoid stairs?
check.
Heh Dave is still funny
Chief, I think you should. Your stink is cutting thru all the New Jersey stench and wafting towards me.
Tushar – You should move to South Jersey, avoid the N. Jersey stench and take the train to work.
Chief, I live in the Brunswick area. Already have a 1 hr 45 minute commute each way. Besides, my area is nice. No stink.
The only stink in S. Jersey is Camden.
1:45 each way? Wow.
4.08 gas.
Anybody else think that the “XXX” olympics should have some very different events?
Scott that includes a 50 minute nap on the bus and a 25 minute walk. Dual purpose.
Pundits say Obama will win Wisconsin. I don’t understand this. Who are these people who voted for Walker and now will vote for the idiot.
The vast majority of pundits are full of shit.
*runs to the freezer for ice cream*
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There’s a new B&J flavor. Milk chocolate with peanut butter and fudge swirls. I highly recommend.
We don’t buy commie ice cream.
Scott, I was about to say that. Ben and Jerry served free ice cream to the occutards. I will never eat that.
I am waiting for the day when American desserts are liberated from the death grip of chocolate and mint.
Too bad. It’s really good. Plus they’re owned by Unilever which is an evil capitalist conglomerate so I feel pretty ok with it.
This is the their mission statement:
To operate the Company on a sustainable financial basis of profitable growth, increasing value for our stakeholders and expanding opportunities for development and career growth for our employees.
The political stuff used to be real, but now its a marketing gimmick.
I was gonna say I thought the B&J brand got bought years ago
Have you guys seen the Obama ad running during the Olympics? He looks directly at the camera and says that America faces a choice …of the same failed policies of the past 10 years or his policy which is growing from the middle class out?
Its really stupid politics, but if you don’t it’s kind of slick. I think Romney needs to get some introduction ads out. There’s been nothing but SPAC ads in Florida.
I just realized, I’ve only had 3 shots of Irish since mid-April. No wonder my mood has been foul!
(we do too buy commie ice cream, but very infrequently)
fuck, I miss ice cream.
but I don’t miss the 30 pounds
New poat…
We’re forecast to get severe t’storms today: http://tinyurl.com/comkzpo
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