I got to see a teaser dealie of The Expendables 2 while at the movies this weekend and it looks like there’s a bit of nummy for just about everyone.
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[Update, Cyn] Oh… oh my… lookie what I stumbled on for the Hotsausages: http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012 Yes; I know… I love you too.
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Nice job, thanks, Cyn!
The smell of Wednesday’s…. it’s a good thing.
/Martha
Youbetcha, Roamy.
*finger gun wink thingy*
MJ–I agree that you might want to have that foot glass looked at if it’s still hurting tomorrow. I’d hate to see you end up with prostate cancer.
Hey MJ, sorry I just missed you last night. Dinner sounds good. My three talks are all on Wednesday June 27th, so that night or Thursday night would be good.
I still haven’t watched the first one.
The Expendables > The Losers
I haven’t either, Leon. It looked like it had some nice potential with ‘splodies and actiony-actors that aren’t half bad to look at as a bonus. Seems to me that there’s even a hawt chick in there too. Not that I pay attention to that stuff mind you.
Don’t look for Gone With The Wind, just look for a bit of fun. Sly did good with the casting, and he set up #2 with Arnie and Bruce.
And another.
Work time.
>> I’d hate to see you end up with prostate cancer
That’s how it starts.
*nods seriously*
Expendables was mindless entertainment. Fun summer movie. Nice job, Cyn.
Sly did good with the casting, and he set up #2 with Arnie and Bruce.
Bruuuuce… he’s always been so much fun to watch on the big and little screens.
As long as he doesn’t talk politics. He seems to wander a bit.
Very nice, Cyn; I bet you spent days and days looking for just the right pictures.
Days.And.Days……
brb
Riddle me something, please: why in the fuck are we even talking with Pauck-ee-stan when they’ve sentenced the doctor that helped us get OBL?
Yes, there’s more than a couple of stars that are a bit hard to watch if you start thinking about their politics, Jay. Dang 1st Amendment.
Good morning, beautiful women and losers!
I may have to watch The Expendables again before we go and see the new movie.
Purely for research purposes, you understand…..
Mornin’ Chief.
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The inventor of the TV Remote has died.
Heh. *I* was the TV remote. Dad bought a new TV when I left for college.
Roamy – Same thing with my Dad!
Weren’t we all, Roamy, plus the beer or soda geter-er too. I might have even gotten the ash tray and ciggies back in the day too.
MCPO, did you have the needlenose pliers to change the channel because the knob broke off?
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 23, 2012 9:26 am
Heh. *I* was the TV remote. Dad bought a new TV when I left for college.
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Did you get to hold the rabbit ear antenna too?
We had the deluxe mini vise grip to change the channel. You could just clamp it on and leave it.
Dad had double pneumonia and quit smoking when I was pretty young. Thankfully.
Did you get to hold the rabbit ear antenna too?
Only at my grandparents’ house. We had some motorized deal that would rotate the antenna on the roof.
The Pliers… ha! If they didn’t stay on top of the tv there was big trouble in river city!
MCPO, did you have the needlenose pliers to change the channel because the knob broke off?
DINGDINGDING
The Expendables was GREAT.
We’re all old enough to remember when tvs had channel “knobs”.
I remember our tv was before UHF. It only had one channel knob.
My dad got so frustrated at the vertical hold not holding that he kicked in the side of the cabinet. Worked perfectly afterwards.
Only at my grandparents’ house. We had some motorized deal that would rotate the antenna on the roof.
Yep. Even if we had a remote, I would still have had to get up to turn the antenna.
Ha – I remember the vertical hold stuff. LOL.
My grandparents had a remote – back then we called it “the clicker” because it made clicking noises. Coolest thing ever.
100 pound TV on a rickety little cart. Send the three year old over to climb up on the rickety cart to change the channel. What could go wrong?
Our first cable box had to be switched from A to B in order to access all the channels. I used to like going to the TV store to test the tubes.
Heh, my mom still calls it “The Clicker”.
My mom is J’ames mom?
It was The Clicker for us too. Now, it’s The ‘Mote.
The TV with remote also had a zoom feature. The salesman wisely had the Dolly Parton Show on. *click* “I’ll take it.”
morning grungle snouters
for those going lapeer – FU! have fun
Time to either work from home like I said I would or nap. Later, taters.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/83bb8jq
WhatanassWenchWednesday:
http://tinyurl.com/6wfszlu
WTFITS?
https://twitter.com/gernertkqehb6/status/205162008688082944
Is this one of those spam tweets? And why?
I liked the Fred Thompson one.
Laura’s was spam. Plus a free iPad.
**tosses iPad on the waste dump**
>> The inventor of the TV Remote has died.
A sad day for America.
Who hit the mute button?
Yucky twitter shit at your linky, Laura. I had to close it with Task Manager and it blew out all my open windows when I did.
Did it blow your clothes off too?
Well, as a matter of fact…
*uses iPads to try to cover ladybits and whatnot*
I LOLd:
http://twitter.com/hoosierclinger/statuses/205329978655641601
Especially at the “hoosier” and “Wal Mart” references.
Because I lurves me some Hostage men… (to be added to poat too):
http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012
Hahahahaha
I just discovered that some dickhole architect I know unfriended me on FaceAssMonkeySpank.
Oh, hell, that is so damn sad, Jay!
Cyn, I know less than 20 women in that list.
Hahahahaha – Colbert
And it’s pronounced CoalBert, not CoalBear.
He’s a dickhole.
Congratulations on your de-holing.
*whispers to HS… *
Is it wrong that I know more than
2070 on that list?Yeah, I’m pretty bruised about it.
Well, Cynie, I’m just not into movies, tv, and ladies’ fashion, so I guess it’s a wonder I even know that many.
How the hell did Kristen Stewart make that list? She’s not ugly, but she sure isn’t hot.
There were a few that are questionable that made the list.
MJ should be pleased that Mila made it so high.
Wow, Maxim didn’t put Michelle on the list this year.
Quite a few of the lovely ladies on that list have made an appearance on my blog. Quite a few more will eventually make one.
But not Coal-Bear.
Wow, Maxim didn’t put Michelle on the list this year.
Nor Chewbaca.
It’s Coal-Bert.
Hotspur – You’ll love this; my son warned all of his Ann Arbor, left wing,head-shrink, social workers friends NOT to friend me on Face Chimp.
Herself and I had a good laugh over it.
Leah Michele has a HUGE honking schnoz and Miley Cyrus is a drug-addled attention whore with beady little eyes.
I knew 40 of them. *Hangs head in shame for actually knowing that many. Re-examines life.*
It really is a big snot-locker, but I still like Lea Michelle.
My grandparents’ old nonworking Magnavox became a side table with a tablecloth and a doily over it. This was perched on the doily.
Remember we were talking about old TV’s? This thing made a very weird sound when you pushed the buttons. I guess I’d say it sounded like a puff of air, but with a metallic component. Don’t know quite how to describe it.
Sorry about the twitter link! I didn’t know. NoScript blocks everything on my work computer.
No real recollection of what type of TV we had, but my folks had one of these up till 2003. It still worked and sounded great:
http://iwantahi-fi.blogspot.com/2009/04/telefunken-hymnus-5328-mx.html
Good morning, humpty dancers.
Aloha, Sean.
And, thanks for the earworm.
39. Kate Upton
Sorry. There is no way Kate isn’t top 5. Top. Five.
Sorry about that, Cyn.
*resists urge to mention getting busy in the restroom of a large fast food chain*
Hey, thanks a bunch, Stephen Colbert fans. You guys are a real hoot.
*kills Sean fifty times with licorice and an empty bottle of Hennessee *
My grandparents had some box on the top of their TV that I guess was an antenna mover thingie – made a weird clunking noise every so often for no good reason.
They live(d) in North Carolina (Granny is still around), so we didn’t see them often enough for me to know more about it.
I remember Saturdays with my dad, replacing TV tubes, too…..
Hotspur – You’ll love this; my son warned all of his Ann Arbor, left wing,head-shrink, social workers friends NOT to friend me on Face Chimp.
HA!
I appreciate the fact that you used an empty bottle, Cynner.
I’m a giver like that.
Isn’t Amanda Knox that chick who may or may not be guilty of killing her roommate? Don’t remember the full story…..
OK – Workout finished, haircut, laundry started, trashcan brought in, mail collected, shower taken and now. . . it’s black as night and the thunder is booming.
>> I guess I’d say it sounded like a puff of air, but with a metallic component. Don’t know quite how to describe it.
Small aluminum rods with different frequencies, very high, like tuning forks, struck by a hammer when you pressed a button. The TV controls responded differently to different pitches.
Dave,
I remember those. You could walk in, drop your keys on the table, and the damned thing would change channels!
Ask me how much I miss these: http://tinyurl.com/cgm564l
Okay, how much do you miss those?
I miss them like SeanM misses his weekly, “Barbed Cock of Satan Enemas”.
Hi faggots. What’s going on around here today?
Timing.
It’s everything.
Here’s a photo of one of those “tuning fork” remote controls.
I sure miss these from my college days.
http://tinyurl.com/7l4wh9s
Rosetta!!!
http://tinyurl.com/7l4wh9s
I think that was taken when I was working on my post-graduate degree.
I think that was taken when I was working on my post-graduate degree.
Hahahaha.
Gas price here: $4.09 (cash ARCO) — $4.59 Shell. It’s $4.15 at COSTCO, but I don’t have enough in the tank to get there.
Thanks, Obama!
Well, him, and the fact that most West Coast refineries are shut-down for maintenance prior to the summer rush.
How’s the sweet little one?
Space Commander 600! I miss names like that.
You did a great job on your thesis, Chief.
http://tinyurl.com/7pctyue
Roosevelt – This morning’s report was good. Miss Debbie has gained another ounce and #1 son and the lovely Julia are getting “some” rest.
Roosevelt – This morning’s report was good. Miss Debbie has gained another ounce and #1 son and the lovely Julia are getting “some” rest.
Excellent news brother! Please tell me again why they had to induce early. I tried to tell Mrs Rosetta what was going on and I lacked that important detail which she found enormously irritating and insensitive.
You can email that to me if you prefer.
MCPO’s workout http://i.imgur.com/itmFq.gif
Space Commander 600 is an awesome fuckin name for a remote control, and was the precursor to Space Pens™.
Rosie – Miss Julia had really high blood pressure and her Doctors said they baby had to come before she started having seizures. It had gone beyond what is normal in a first pregnancy, bed rest wasn’t fixing the problem and Eclampsia will kill a woman.
I’m so glad everyone is okay, MCPO. Other than the fact that you’re a complete douche, she’s going to realize how lucky she is to have you as her grandpa.
scot, how many giant pocket pussies have you shipped today?
Please round to the nearest hundred.
http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.238011403.jpg
OMG. I had a tv that had that.
Are we related?
OMG. I had a tv that had that.
Are we related?
http://tinyurl.com/89k7fey
http://tinyurl.com/89k7fey
I didn’t realize that Hotspur was that much younger than I!?
L – R
Henry – Debra
Wookin’ Pa Nub. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw
http://tinyurl.com/76gtnhw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Zenith_Space_Commander_600.jpg
OMG – that’s EXACTLY IT!!! how awesome. I lurv the internet.
Rosetta’s idea of hard core porn.
I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of midgets and farm animals in that link, Hospurt.
4.13 regular down here in Vanc. Chrispy.. funkin O
hmmm
KETK has learned that Lon Morris College has terminated all employees due to cash flow problems.
We will post the complete letter of termination on our website shortly, and will be live from Jacksonville at 5 and 6 with more details about this developing story.
>> how awesome. I lurv the internet.
We had one like it but I think it was RCA.
That doesn’t sound good, TGSG. Does that impact you in some fashion?
This was our first “remote”. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Push_button_cable_box.jpg
Rosetta’s idea of hard core porn.
https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tape.jpg
Hahahahaha.
That’s the one we had too, Scott.
It should have been called Space Commander 4000.
Not getting up to change channels was the coolest thing ever.
Just before the dawn,
I awake and find you gone. . .
My parents weren’t in the 1% so I had to get off the couch and change the channel.
One time I turned the channel from channel 4 to channel 5 when my dad was watching the news and he hit me in the head with his briefcase which was full of bricks and it had roofing nails sticking out of it. Then he set me on fire and shot me in the stomach with his Colt 45.
Rosetta is as full of shit as a quartermaster’s turkey.
Cool story, Rosie. Then what happened?
The fuck are you old assorted fuckers talking about?
*beats MJ with MCPO’s seeing-eye-dog to within an inch of his life*
Oh, nuthin’
We’re gonna have to see some ID before we can answer that, MJ. Some of this talk might sound crazy to you.
The fuck are you old assorted fuckers talking about?
Go step on some glass.
KID DRIVE TIME.
TV’s had knobs?
Cool story, Rosie. Then what happened?
When my skin started to melt because I was on fire and as I was bleeding from my gut, I ran out of the house before my dad could smash me in the head with the shovel. As I ran towards the neighbor’s house across the street, my mom ran over me with the ’63 Cutlass.
She backed back up over me and tried to burn me with the tailpipes but I couldn’t really feel it because I was still on fire from my dad.
Then my dad unleashed a pack of wild dogs and they chewed off my legs.
. . . and then you found $20?
Good thing you have reg to replace one of them, huh?
Then what happened?
Hahahahaha Good one, Jay.
Can’t wait to ask my lefty pals what they think of the democrats’ war on women of late.
Snow shovel, or something more along the lines for dirt?
Then what happened?
As I was running away from the dogs on my bloody pelvic stump I got hit in the face by the wrecking ball that was tearing down the house next door. The wrecking ball knocked me into the street’s sewer drain.
I was actually happy to be in the sewer because the sewage put out the fire but then a bunch of sewer alligators chewed off my clitoris.
Fucking clitoris chewing sewer alligators. I hate those fucking things.
Fucking clitoris chewing sewer alligators. I hate those fucking things.
I know! It was the worst day ever.
It grew back though, didn’t it?
So I read a lot of anti-aging/longevity blogs. One of them is by a Russian gal named Maria Konovalenko. She updated recently, and I just read it. Don’t bother with the video unless you’re into that sort of thing, just scroll down through the pictures and I promise you’ll see a familiar face.
Well, I want my fucking money back. I didn’t see a familiar face.
What a gyp.
Once a gator gets a taste of human vag, you pretty much have to kill them.
It grew back though, didn’t it?
Unlike the leg, which is why he has the “Reg, Fake”
Rosetta’s Mom sent me this: http://tinyurl.com/bvwflpf
you pretty much have to kill them.
The gator, or the vag?
You didn’t notice Anna Chapman?
What a gyp.
What are you talking about? Alexei Turchin is in picture 11, and Vadim Fraifeld is in picture 9.
As in “totally not really a spy but hot enough for Ace to run the pic at any even slight mention of spying”?
Yeah, that chick leon is blathering about is in picture 10.
Thanks for taking away my totally obscure joke.
*runs out of blog, slams door.
She’s no Anna Chapman, but Valerie Plame wasn’t half bad looking. Which is vanishingly rare for a Dem.
I’m half-tempted to tip Ace off to that post, just so he’ll have another pic of her to run.
Hamscape! http://i.imgur.com/JZohv.jpg
For the wimmens: http://flic.kr/p/c4nrF1
Squeeeeeee!
Oh, and for the record, I was disappointed that “Hamscape” was not Jon Hamm.
>> The gator, or the vag?
Both. Take no chances.
awww.. look at that wispy baby hair
You didn’t notice Anna Chapman?
Me not know who Anna Chapman is.
😦
For the wimmens: http://flic.kr/p/c4nrF1
Doing a bit of skin-to-skin time? So good for the preemies.
Skin to skin time is good for Rosetta too, only his involves his poon and my foot.
From Leon’s link: “Alexei Turchin, futurologist”
Where can I get a degree in Futurology? I bet it’s one of the up and coming fields, and I want to cash in.
Hi! Hi! Hi! *runs through blog, stops to drool……
“As I ran towards the neighbor’s house across the street, my mom ran over me with the ’63 Cutlass.”
Did it have one of those sweet little 215 c.i. V-8’s in it?
Fairshotology.
http://twitter.com/hoosierclinger/statuses/205329978655641601
Especially at the “hoosier” and “Wal Mart” references.
I see ‘3’ hands. Therefore, 15 = 3.
*picks nose*
Yeah, Pepe, that’s the problem with longevity research. For every legit geneticist, there’s 1 hanger-on that just wants to be there when the tech is available, but has no technical skills. Fortunately, the big revolutions in biotech genetics are slowly weeding out the crackpots the field used to attract. Actual legit PhDs are involved now.
dickhole
My dad had an Olds Cutlass with a tiny V8 in the late 70’s.
5 speed with bucket seats, quite rare.
I
I had a 73 Cutlass S – metallic green with a white vinyl top, and white swivel bucket seats.
Hahaha
What was I thinking?
Anyone else concerned about Sohos’s constant running through the blog What if she trips?
283 ci “Rat”. . . best motor GM ever put out, IMHO.
It was my first car with a radio, a/c, power windows, power locks, power steering and power brakes.
I still remember the smell when I picked it up.
I have a small dog sitting on my lap. veryhard to type
I just looked it up….260 cubic inch V-8.
very hard
Pervert!
IIRC, the M114 was powered by the 283.
I have a small dog sitting on my lap.
*snickers*
*considers popping a balloon to startle small dog*
Wow, who knew? Parts of still available for the Olds 215 ci V8:
http://www.ebay.com/sch/sis.html?_nkw=2+Aluminum+215+ci+V8+Oldsmobile+motors+engines+buick
Every time I see a really hot car from my early days of driving it has one of those antique car license plates.
ITS PISSING ME OFF!
So my eye doctor told me today that I have fortyitis….cute
Sohos – Reading glasses?
The sports cars of my youth all looked like crap thanks to Jimmy Carter. I think that might be why cars hold almost no attraction to me.
Hell, the Batmobile wasn’t even cool to me until the Tumbler.
You need reading glasses Sohos?
I only don’t need reading glasses because I’m near sighted. When I have my contacts in, I can’t read for shit.
presbyopia
Presbyopia is a bitch. I’m not looking forward to bifocals.
Scot,
I’ve got a ‘Collector Plate’ on one of these:
http://webpages.charter.net/ljmattox/SR500E2.html
One-time $35 and never pay again.
The Mustang II.
HAHAHAHA
In Michigan you can get an “Authentic” plate, and never pay again. Well, except for the fucking gas taxes.
Yeah, Scott, Ford screwed the pooch with that one.
yep! this getting old shit is for the birds
Skin to skin time is good for Rosetta too, only his involves his poon and my foot.
“Mom, what’s so funny?”
“I’ll tell you when you’re 30.”
Speaking of, my birds are maturing nicely. They cluck now and then, and they’re nearly fryer-sized.
I had a 1974 Yamaha 500.
It was the biggest piece of crap Yamaha ever made.
A repair guy once told me that Yamaha made it “but they wont admit it.”
Mine still runs fine, and looks like new. The Vintage Motorcycle folks are willing to take it off my hands, but I’m gonna ride it some more first.
Heh. Julia decided to pose nude for Hustler. @LifeOfJuIia
http://yfrog.com/eszfmyp
Julia has no nips. Worst issue evar.
This was my favorite: http://tinyurl.com/c2gmty4
‘Cept mine was green.
Never owned a mortalcycle.
This will always be my favorite. http://is.gd/jP33Ad
This was the one I had the most fun with, until I screwed my back. After that, not so much…
http://tinyurl.com/8xhd5bx
Evenin’, fellow geniuses.
Or is it genii?
A couple of weeks ago Michigan repealed the helmet law. It looks funny seeing people driving around without them.
In PA, it’s your choice over the age of 21.
Will they raise it to 26?
Hotspur,
With summer comin’, that will help them ‘self-select’ out of the gene-pool and health care risk-pool. Especially with all the new 170-200mph bikes available now.
My dad banned motorcycles on base. Given the nearest parking for them was about a mile away (uphill!) few sailors bothered trying to hang on to them.
I never got the opportunity to ride a Ducati.
I think if I owned one it would mean certain death.
I felt safest with a helmet on highways, and without one around town.
I agree, Chris. But I also always believed it should be personal choice.
Anyone want a teenage boy, cheap? Brilliant at math, needs work on the rest of school.
How is he at mowing the lawn and fetching beer?
My RN friend calls riders who don’t wear helmets, “Organ donors”.
I’ll pass, Roamy. I have one already, thank you, and another soon there.
Roamy – Tell him if I have to come down there and put my size 12 in his ass, I will.
On the way to work today I pulled up behind a cop on his Harley at a light, right behind a guy on a tricked out Harley with backwards baseball cap. I’d have given a penny for the cop’s thoughts.
It depends MCPO. Helmets restrict vision and hearing, that’s why I never would wear them around town.
Comment by Rosetta on May 23, 2012 3:35 pm
scot, how many giant pocket pussies have you shipped today?
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Jeez Rosetta, how many times has he told you……you’ll get ’em when you get ’em!!!!! Maybe he can shoot you a tracking number. 🙂
Hola fags.
Your diversity training seems to be going well, MJ.
How is he at mowing the lawn and fetching beer?
He’s good. I’m teaching him how to cook, too.
Dumbass did a half-ass job on a report worth 20% of his grade in Chemistry and dropped from an A to a C. Didn’t turn in homework and now has a D in European History. I’m looking around and thinking I could have bought new furniture with the tuition.
Well, he said it in Mexican.
Yeah, it was great. I learned a ton of new stereotypes.
Tell him if I have to come down there and put my size 12 in his ass, I will.
When the ringing in his ears lets up from the haranguing I gave him, I will. Pretty sure Cuffy heard me, maybe even XBrad.
Sounds like he turned 17 and discovered chicks.
D’s get degrees.
I learned a ton of new stereotypes.
Obviously, H2 has fallen down on the job.
#IBlameMare
I tried helmetless riding on Sunday to see what it was like. I couldn’t keep my eyes open over 45 mph, so I won’t be doing that again. I need to get off my tuckus, clean up the bike and get it up on craigslist.
D’s get degrees.
Cs get degrees. Ds are only good for satisfying non-core curriculum reqs.
Ds are good for dates.
Did you know Latinas are really good on bed?
Yeah, me too.
Plus there were two girls in the class with awesome tits, and tight shirts. I felt their pain and got a few cheap hugs.
I only know they suck at being Supreme Court jurists.
Ds make it hard to button your blouse.
Am I doing this right?
Comment by MJ on May 23, 2012 7:56 pm
Did you know Latinas are really good on bed?
Yeah, plus they’ll clean up the place afterward…….
Hahahaha
Cyn is built like a masonry fecal abode.
Don’t listen to the glass-foot.
Comment by Cyn on May 23, 2012 7:59 pm
Ds make it hard to button your blouse.
D’s make it hard to zip up your pants………
I called my Dr. and dermatologist. They both said to go to urgent care when I get home so I can get X-rays and the glass out at the same time. Tomorrow is going to be awesome.
Fun flattery from the building contractor. I’m blushing… no, really!
Hahaha! Touché, Pepé
MJ has a dermatologist?
Freaking runners.
I called my Dr. and dermatologist……………
Dermatologist? Is it only skin deep?
Is your dermatologist right next to where you get your mani/pedi?
I’m looking around and thinking I could have bought new furniture with the tuition.
Roamy, my son did not apply himself in high school. Got a ‘D’ in college credit course calculus. Granted, the school was public.
He had to pay us back and was told if he pulled the same crap in college, he would be on his own. He was on the semester to semester family scholarship, the first two years.
He aced calculus, the second time around.
He graduated through the college of engineering with a 3.5 GPA, while working an internship.
There is hope.
Oh, and did I tell you he got two job offers and will begin his choice next week.
Dermatologist for glass in the prostate. Huh. The more you know.
If Hotspur says “Look! No hands!!” I’m not lookin’.
Is MJ’s foot still crunching?
Congrats to the boy, Beasn. Sounds like you beat him just the right amount.
Hotspur, he’s 15.
The best story of last week was that his religion class was working in pairs on worksheets as review for the exam, and he was odd man out. The teacher insists that he let two girls copy off his paper and gave him two demerits and a zero on the worksheet. He says he had a question and asked one of the smart girls for help. If he had read the question out loud, he would have been okay, but he just showed the girls the worksheet, and apparently that was breaking the rules. He and the girls went to the assistant principal for appeal. The assistant principal moved up from Mini-me’s school and has known Rocketboy since he was in kindergarten. Her bullshit detector is pretty tuned in, and she said she would take care of it.
Who the hell would copy from a guy with a B to C average?
Was the dermatologist referred by your proctologist?
Puppies!
http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba
Ds make it hard to button your blouse.
Am I doing this right?
Hahahahahahaha.
There is hope.
**subscribes to Cyn’s and Beasn’s newsletters
I’ve never had a blouse buttoning problem.
I’ve not had a lot of dates either.
Roamy, my son was always more interested in technical and math things. The rest he thought a waste of time. English classes, as in having to write, irritated him.
Meh. I never understood the big boob thing,
Comment by scotw on May 23, 2012 8:19 pm
Was the dermatologist referred by your proctologist?
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Maybe a futurologist could tell him when it’s going to sever something important.
I don’t get it either, Scott.
Beasn, that was the big problem in chemistry. He loved the class but hated writing the lab reports. I’m trying to tell him that if he won’t make the effort to pull up his grades, he won’t be able to afford the college he wants.
Comment by scotw on May 23, 2012 8:27 pm
Meh. I never understood the big boob thing,
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Your wife watching you type this?
And there was the shouting of “If you didn’t understand it, ASK!”
Meh. I never understood the big boob thing,
Me neither.
Boob do work, but it’s the right shade of lipstick and an excellent fitting pair of pants that get the most mileage.
Ass faces: The dermatologist is actually for Mrs MJ. I went there once to have a knot of scar tissue removed. I used the singular possessive because I crave your scorn, you anti-midget, dog eating, bigots.
“If you didn’t understand it, ASK!”
*leaps to feet, hands clapping*
Brava! Brava!
I’m more of a leg-man myself, so let’s see the tight pants Cyn.
I enjoy a diversity of boobs. I’ll prove it to everyone at lapeerpalooza.
I had eczema in high school, and folliculitus until I was 27 or so. I saw a dermatologist for the former, and a GP for the latter.
Also, unbaling all that hay seems to have left me itchy all over. I’ve already showered too much in an attempt to remove irritants, but at this point I can only make it worse by stripping off more oil and horny layer (SYWM).
My very first glimpse of Cyn was in nice tight black pants and a pink sweater.
Cyn’s first glimpse of me was:
http://tinyurl.com/6vs8rbn
he won’t be able to afford the college he wants.
We tried to tell both kids that if they applied themselves and worked hard, and considered their school work their ‘job’, they would be able to earn scholarships.
He didn’t get it. She did.
He regretted it when he saw it come true with her scholarships. They aren’t big moneys, but enough to be a big help for the school she chose and could afford.
HAHA! True stories are the best.
I’m sort of hoping that 19 years is long enough for the higher ed bubble to burst and costs to reach sanity.
Though, the school he chose, he woulda had to have been a sooper genius to get decent scholarship moneys. More kids competing for the bucks.
Beasn
Ask Beanson if they are hiring any Sr Cadd people.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6773579/sibling-treaty
Too true
His graduating clase, college/engineering, graduated about 350 kids.
Presnit of the college said the US graduates 75k engineering students/year. Way too low compared to global needs.
Vmax, I’ll respond via facedouche.
As if a 15 y/o boy’s event horizon is more than 2 weeks off.
That was spot-on-funny, Roamy.
I’m wondering though why they left out the part about the older sibling advising all friends and teachers that the younger sibling is actually adopted.
Chief, exactly.
MCPO, true. He thinks he can pull up his GPA at the last minute. Funny how averages work.
Cyn, you’re right. They also left out the part about Mom liking me best.
Or the younger sibling making the rule that the “passenger” gets to pick the radio station…..until the younger sibling is old enough to drive, whereupon the driver gets to pick the station.
Grrrrrr…..
Love that one, Roamy!
Beasn!
One of your Faceplant friends identified Anitas’ “Mystery Plant”. Cool!
Leon,
I used to buck bales a lot. The last time I did, at about 58 years, My arms doubled in size from the swelling/welts of the hay scratches. It was fucked! They itched for days! Never again!
Perhaps, I’ve developed an allergy to work?
And, that IS work, as you know…
“I had eczema in high school, and folliculitus until I was 27 or so.”
You sound dreamy….. What are you afflicted with now?
I’m a leg man myself, but that don’t mean I don’t like teh boobs.
Pepe, nowadays I don’t eat stuff that screws up my skin and I wash/change my bedding regularly. Makes a world of difference.
I also suffer from an overabundance of testicular fortitude, for which there is no cure.
Cynnabuns!
I always told my five (Catholic) siblings that I was adopted, so they should not expect me to be as stupid as they all were.
Not bragging, just genetics.
That always went over well, especially with the folks.
Of course, when it turned out that I was one-step short of “Rain Man”, I think they all wanted to believe it.
So it goes…
Beasn!
Did you see my cake story?
Holy Shit!
Looks like some of our young Marines, Soldiers, and Airmen, are competing with the ATF and DOJ in the arms business! This can not be allowed to stand!!!
http://www.jdnews.com/articles/stolen-103940-lejeune-guns.html
WTF, O?
When I was in, arms controls were so tight that if a rifle was missing, everyone was under guard, in the barracks, being individually questioned, FOREVER, or until it was found.
That was during Viet Nam!
It would even happen for a bayonet!
How can shit like this go on today?
Did anybody gentrify anybody else’s neighborhood today?
I just shake my head when I read that kind of stuff, Chrispy.
I also suffer from an overabundance of testicular fortitude, for which there is no cure.
Sure there is, just get married, it worked for me.
SeanM – I removed the empty trashcan from the curb. That should count for something!
I am married. Still got it.
Yeah Leon, keep that pimp hand strong brother!
I don’t placate.
/ChrisKlein
TiFW just kicked somebody in the dick at Aces’!
“112 My neighbor recently questioned a local restaurant owner about the illegals working in the kitchen. The owner denied that illegals worked there. Local citizens in my town cannot find employment. My neighbor threatened to call immigration on restaurant owner. A few says later the restaurant had all new workers in the kitchen.
Posted by: Lampshade at May 23, 2012 07:33 PM (lkdo/)
The last time you told that “story”, the restaurant closed down.
I know it’s hard to keep your stories straight, but try a little harder next time, OK?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 23, 2012 08:14 PM (0xqzf) ”
“Lampshade” is new and trying “Way Too Hard” to fit in. It’s not like a formal club with rules an shit. We’re Morons!
Way to go, TiFW!
Now blocked by @alecbaldwin on Twitter.
YES!!!
Well done, Andy; well done.
Andy, At first, I thought “Adam Baldwin” and wondered WTF,O? Then, I re-read, and went “YEAAAH!”
me too.
I’m gonna miss him.
If it costs me some testerone to grow hair, hey, what the hell. I can spare it.
Does anybody have experience getting government grants? I want some money to start a massage school for cute young at risk girls. It’s all philanthropic I assure you.
No, not new. That’s actually a relatively frequently posting troll.
I searched his hashtag.
Hmmm … maybe I should point Maet’s turbo trollkiller at him.
Still,
I got a chuckle about TiFW kicking him in the poon!
Why yes, I am easily amused…
One of your Faceplant friends identified Anitas’ “Mystery Plant”. Cool!
Chrispy, that friend is Tattooed Intellectual. I don’t remember if you were around when she was a regular. She’s teh smarteh.
Helllloooo? What the heck, did Matlock start or something?
Stolen from JOM:
Beasn,
Yes, I remember Tats! We talked about Lichen. Anita didn’t tell me who, just that it was one of your friends! She don’t stop by here much anymore.
You sound dreamy….. What are you afflicted with now?
HAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
Andy, where is this cake story of which you speak?
I totally thought of you when I read this …
http://michaelgraham.com/archives/the-41-ldquo-ebt-card-rdquo-ice-cream-cake/
*sniff* I remember cake – fondly! *sniff*
Does anybody have experience getting government grants?
I’ve written for technical volumes on a few proposals, some of which won. Not really the same thing, though. I was trying to sell the government things it actually needed.
Okay, just read the title of cake story.
*bristles and goes back to read entire thing*
fie on thee cake. I know you not.
President Beasn would shut that shit down.
DinT – What do you have when you have a hankering for ice cream?
MCPO, I poke myself in the good eye.
Thank you most kindly, Andrew, for reminding me of what I see on a daily basis. I decorate their cakes and pay for them too. I can’t fit that shit into my family budget, but gubmint sees fit to afford it to the parasites. Fat assed, foul mouthed, pieces of shit, parasites.
*holds breath to calm down tourettes
A third of our wedding cakes are paid for with EBT and SNAP. Why the f*ck don’t they have restrictions like WIC does?
Just kidding Master Chief. A piece of dark chocolate can help, and it’s allowable in the later phases. I’m not there yet, I only started again a few weeks ago. I’m finally FINALLY past the “my body is bitching for carbs” stage. Whew.
President Beasn would totally go tourette’s guy on that shit while shutting it down.
$48 will buy a lot of food for HUNGRY people, if shopped smart.
$125 (3 tier) will buy a f*cks lot more.
I would go back to gubmint cheese and beans. You’re hungry, stand in line at the gubmint cheese store. You don’t like it, find a job, and buy whatever the hell you want.
‘Oh, but beasn, their poor children didn’t ask for any of that. They will starve’.
‘If you are so concerned with the next generation of parasites, do something about it with your own money, like I do. F*ckers.
“You don’t like it, find a job, and buy whatever the hell you want.”
AMEN!!! You go girl!
When we were growing up, we got Duncan HInes and we liked it.
I’m stuck at 11 lbs lost. But, the trip to Michigan didn’t help!
Dave, if you’re craving carbs at this point, and your protein intake is adequate, you might want to just carve off a small slice of butter and eat it, then have a small glass of water. If you’re actually hungry, that will help; if it’s addiction/withdrawal, you’ll at least know.
That’s it, next house I get is gonna have a drain in the basement. That way I can just wash the blood away.
I have to eat carbs with protein.
If I have just protein for breakfast, I crash the same as if I just ate a bowl of cereal.
They make basements without drains?
Your body needs time to be convinced it ought to run on fat. If you normally eat a lot of carbs and then skip them for a meal or two, you’re bound to feel tired. It can take a week or two to adapt.
Bedtime.
Evidently. I can put that on my house shopping checklist, right after “Is the basement soundproofed? Do you think the neighbors will complain about the screams and chainsaw?”
It’s my blood sugar, leon. It goes low, so I have to keep things level.
Not diabetic. Yet.
I’m not trying yet, but to lose weight, I have to lose the junk food. If I could eat dairy, I would resemble Humpty Dumpty.
Thanks Leon. I’m actually not craving carbs now, the monster has settled (along with my blood sugar I’d say), but I am gonna hit the whole foods place this weekend and get some coconut oil.
*eyeballs pepelp*
What do you do with coconut oil?
Why did you jackholes have to mention ice cream? Now I’m hungry.
“What do you do with coconut oil?”
You didn’t really ask that here, did you?
I had that cake story on my blog days ago. Even mentioned Beasn.
I just learned you don’t get diabetes from eating sugar, so I ate some M&Ms to celebrate.
You can wait out the ice cream craving. It will go away.
Nighty night children, play nice.
OK. I’ll look it up.
Anita got this pretty neat chocolate cake recipe from a friend, with coffee butter-cream.icing.
Goes good with vanilla-bean ice-cream.
Well yeah, I am skeletal and can eat this, so what?
MCPO, substitute for sweets cravings.
Also I will smear it on my chest and be damned sexy.
Nighty dreams, Pepe.
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Chief – Leon has mentioned quite a bit about the coconut oil in recent times; enter that as your search term in the dashboard comments. Good to eat straight, as a sub for cooking oil, seems to ward off booze/sugar cravings, and it might be good for waxing and hemorrhoids, but I was just skimming.
>> Also I will smear it on my chest and be damned sexy.
Why am I picturing Fat Bastard tweaking his nipples?
Dammit.
*pours bleach directly into eyes and brain*
Hey, I was theees >< close to just linking the YouToob.
Okay, I might owe you for that.
It kinda cracks me up that Anita, just chipping around here at the H2 and never coming across Tats, then posting a picture on Faceplant, runs into her and gets an answer to her plant question as a friend of Barb.
What a small electronic world this has become.
Pretty fuckin’ cool. Just sayin…
I just had something similar, Chrispy: was surfing in some AoS stuff at Facemonkey and recognized a name from a friend of a friend (FOAF). Turns out the FOAF was the manager of a policyholder on a claim I’d worked last year. Then just to make things even small-world-weirder, I checked out some of the friends of this manager dude… he’s friends with my neighbors across the street.
Cyn,
I KNOW!
This running into folks that know someone that is related to some one that knows you, Kinda shit.
It’s creepy! How often that happens from out of no where.
Fuck it! I’m gonna eat pizza and watch big bang.
Have to feed the woman!
NYTOL!
G’night my sweet Hotsausages. Sweet dreams to all.
I have no friends and I never post on FaceChimp!
Crap! Stupid work cutting into my hostage time!
I guess I’ll own comments. A guy I went to HS with is friends with Tifw in RL.
I got in a fight on FB with a RL friend of a moronette. We friended each other. Her son and a RL friend from Jr H’s son, play little league together.
When I was 12 and my hubby was 11, we attended Lincoln County Days at the same time. Probably passed each other on the street. There was only one street.
Why don’t I see all tweets from people I follow on twitter yet I get ads from people/groups I don’t follow? Smokeybear is pissing me off and I’m missing Scott’s funneh!
After a few trips through the dryer, size 14 boys pants get a little “flood like”. They barely touch the tops of my shoes.
I dreamed about you last night and I fell out of derp twice.
WooHoo! Derpity derp derp! Hi, Sean!
Hi oso. Sorry I put a stop to your comment ownage.
That’s ok. I didn’t have 10 more comments in me.
Say, what’s the 11 in your name for, anyway?
My birthday and my hubby’s birthday entwined. The constant login from wordpress has me too lazy to fix it every time.
Yeah, wordpress sucks.
(I probably shouldn’t have said that. Spam bucket, here I come!)
I’ll probably start ending up in the spam bucket. I’m getting really irritated with the constant log ins.
Found out today, that if I’d slept on my back and used an humidifier, I wouldn’t have a crepey chest. Young ‘ettes need to start back sleeping and using an humidifier STAT! The more you know…
I’m not exactly sure what any of that is all about, but I’ll take your word for it.
Anyway, it’s time for me to get ready for bed. Good night.
Good night. I’m rambling.
mesa, i thought we were supposed to wait until Friday before unleashing on the Speedway Bomber.
Car in, Junior Classical League held Nationals at Miami of Ohio in 1981. I was so intimidated by all the smart kids there, I declined my JCL Scholarship. UNM drop out: Class of 1985.
Being a Whisp in 1981 got me offers from Occidental and Harvard. I only had a 1280 SAT. I could have been the SCOAMF.
I ate dog but I drew the line at cocaine. OSO 2012. I’m a RINO compared to Beasn.
On May 16th, I lost a RL friend. He was only 43. Smoker. Apparent heart attack. Attributed to smoking. After losing my Dad and 2 of his brothers to lung cancer, I try not to judge. My Uncle Glen hadn’t smoked in 42 years and my Dad hadn’t smoked in 21 when they were diagnosed. My Uncle Stan smoked up until the day he died. Couldn’t see the point in quitting then. My FiL was diagnosed with throat cancer last year. In remission. He’s already smoking again. I hope all my H2 friends success in quitting. 20$. I may be drinking.
Note to self: Beer and martinis are a bad combination.
What the fuck happened last night and why am I awake at 4:00 a.m.???
Good morning.
Good heavens this poat is ancient.
Jewstin, where are you? Did you make it back home?
I’m in Wyoming. Cheyenne.
wakey wakey
Speaking of Cheyenne, I miss Skylia. I hope she and her daughter are doing okay in the midst of the separation/divorce. It’s tough enough when it’s just you.
I’ve been to Cheyenne. Rocketboy was 4 and looooooooved trains. We had a hotel room too close to the UP line, and he was up and looking out the window every time a train came through. All night.
Skylia is on facebook a lot. She seems to be getting it done.
Good to hear.
I’m still not joining facechimp.
I still love trains. It’s a guy thing.
Jew, have you ever been to Detroit’s Henry Ford? They have a LOT of train stuff there. It’s really cool. they have old trains, and all sorts of varieties – big ones, little ones … etc. I few years ago they put in a roundhouse.
few years ago they put in a roundhouse.
I’m trying really hard for a Chuck Norris joke here, but I haven’t made it through my first cup of coffee.
Good morning hotsausages! I hope your day is cram packed full of health and happiness!
Never been to Detroit. But the old depot here has been turned into a fairly nice museum.
Hi Brew!
Long time bud.
IIRC, “Big Boy” is there in Cheyenne. (SYWM)
We hit the Georgetown railroad and Cripple Creek on that same trip.
Yep. The largest steam locomotive ever.
That was 2000, a Jubilee year for the Catholic Church. The cathedrals in Cheyenne and Denver had some kind of pilgrimage thing going, as did the Mother Cabrini place outside of Denver. I remember watching a woman move along a path on her knees and thinking, you know, if I had to spend that much time here on my knees, I’d weed the flower beds and have something to show for it. Martha vs. Mary, I suppose.
Work time again.
New post.
The Cabrini Shrine is hard to walk because of the altitude. I’m getting short of breath just thinking about it. Sky will be spending more time here once she gets moved in to her new place.