I was given the link to a website of mostly screencaps, and I thought it was a nice change from the typical male models. For one thing, we finally get shirtless pics of Timothy Olyphant. Rawr.
**waves frantically**
Then there’s this one of Dylan McDermott. There was another one of him brandishing a baseball bat, but I liked this one better.
Thomas Jane, anyone?
A redhead for Carin
Matthew Davis from Vampire Diaries
and last, but not least, David Chokachi.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR CYNABUNS!!!!
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Oh my!!! Great job!!!
Carin, my SIL just had a ton of work done. A reduction/lift, Tummy tuck, and lipo. She was MISERABLE for about 5 days then uncomfortable for a couple of weeks. Now she looks and feels AMAZING
Two thumbs and a mutant sixth finger up!
Hey Gabe, welcome!
Well Car in, you did have 5 of them. Age at which you had them has a lot to do with it too. If women were having babies from 16 to 24 instead of 28 to 37, I imagine we’d see better recoveries.
My wife is going to suffer trying to recover from any we eventually have, she’s almost… 30.
Howdy Gabe!!!
Thinking about it, though, the examples I have for apparently-complete recovery are gals that do intensive regular exercise, eat paleo, and spend a lot of time in the sun getting natural vitamin D. That last one is tough in Michigan, and the first is tough for anyone that works.
Work time.
Very nice ROamy.
Now I see we’ve been squandering our opportunity to get Gab over here – lol
>> Two thumbs and a mutant sixth finger up!
*backs away slowly
Work time for me, too. Performance review today, yee-hah.
I would argue that if you have a child very young, your tummy could recover better- but there is damage to muscle that simply cannot recover. I have a permenant bump where they opened my side when the kidney thing went south. I also had a section – another ab cut right across the mid section.
I’m not complaining, I’m just saying that while mom’s can look great after having a baby, having washboard abs may not be part of it. W/o surgery.
Regarding sun – that’s interesting because I think it’s around my age and a bit younger that the sun damage really begins to show. Women start to look OLD. THey have maybe looked great as a tan younger woman, but now they are paying for it.
I’ll also add taht people LIE. My husband works with a guy who works out a ton. He’s always bragging about his body, his abs, etc. but he had a tummy tuck.
He doesn’t tell anyone. My husband knew because he walked doubled-over for a week. LOL
I mean, if you could pretend you just did it all on your own – among body builders, workout fiends, you will find people who are pretty vain.
I watched “30 days of night” and who is this Josh Hartnett fella? Yummy.
Carin, my SIL just had a ton of work done. A reduction/lift, Tummy tuck, and lipo. She was MISERABLE for about 5 days then uncomfortable for a couple of weeks. Now she looks and feels AMAZING
I dunno. I mean, I’d go and ask a doc about it. I’m just nervous about having the tummy muscles cut and pasted back together again.
Good morning cool kids!
BUNK!!
I’m with you Car in, on the surgery thing. No way would I go through that. I will wear my scars and saggy skin as a badge of Motherly honor.
It’s a small price to pay for having a child. I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat if I could.
I’ll help you with your abs Car in.
Drop and give me 100 crunches!!!!!!!!!
Now!!!!!!!!
100 crunches? That’s not going to do shit. I do somewhere around 300.
MJ, when is that half?
Yummy, Roamy.
Heya, Cool Kiddos.
4 weeks. Im going to run it.
Drop and give me 345,000!!!!
Entering day 5 and 93% of our town is still out.
I am slightly miffed.
Anger is scheduled for tomorrow.
Sorry to hear, Scott.
Hey Cathy. How are ya?
Cathy!
How are things?
That sucks Scott.
*emails warm cinnamon rolls and battery powered socks*
Woke up to our third snowfall this season already…
Gonna go shovel.
TOday is your day, Scott. I feel it.
Thanks for asking, Lovlies.
*sends 678,514 grape flavored snocones eastbound in a catapult*
Smooches.
Cathy is shovel-ready.
Scheduling anger?
U r doin’ it rong.
That doesn’t sound good.
beunos dias amigos!
I’m sorry, Scott & lauraw 😦 We’ve had long power outages after hurricanes, but it wasn’t freezing. Hopefully you’ll be back up and running soon.
Ok, I lied and went back to bed. Still in my pajamas. sigh
I avoid sun and take care of my skin, which is part of the reason I still look 12, as sundry strangers are so kind to inform me. (I will never understand why people think it’s a compliment to tell a mature adult woman that she looks like a prepubescent.)
oh, and nice work roamy 🙂 Can I request the Person of Interest guy next time you are doing something with that sort of theme? It could be an homage to PattyAnn since he is an older gentleman 🙂
WOAH!
***Stumbles over to “SafeCouch”***
I just..just… felt this TERRIBLE DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!!!
It was as if a Million Hearts BROKE AT ONCE….
*** Gives Ms. Cyn the TwoAnkle ChinWhisker Rub ***
Dashes off to MouseHunt…
This HHD is really, really, really, really, really, really, really good.
4 weeks. Im going to run it.
Last weekend in November? You can do it. Wife running too?
I’m looking for a 10 k to keep me busy.
HA! Sox, to my knowledge Rosetta is the only one who would link ONLY latex clad anything to this site.
Who is this, Rosetta, you speak of?
I thought Rosetta was Pajama Momma’s real name.
Yep. Wife is running too. Should be fun, because there is no pressure at all. If I finish, I’ll be happy.
We’re going to focus on a half in Feb. For speed and time.
We have 3 5ks and a 10k set up too. This is best time of the year to run.
Anybody looking for a good upper body workout? Aaron has some burps.
Anger may start today. Our town is 93% out. The towns that surround us are 79%, 38%, 59%, 44%.
Why is Mare doing this to us?
This post smells of Dakar Noir and narcissism.
NEVER Scott. I’ve lived through enough hurricanes, earthquakes, and snow outages to know that it stops being fun about an hour in. I’m rooting for you to get your power ASAP.
Mrs. Peel, I would love to burp Aaron. We’ll have good fun!
Anybody looking for a good upper body workout? Aaron has some burps.
No, but I am waiting for some pictures.
*taps fingers on table*
’re going to focus on a half in Feb. For speed and time.
Feb is a horrible time for a half. I imagine I’ll be snowshoeing by then 😉
Once we’re snow covered, I’ll attempt to keep my legs running the dreaded treadmill. Yuck.
Nap time!
Scott – Didn’t I read where your electric company’s failure to pay out of state contractors from the hurricane resulted in zero Con-Ed or PSG&E help this time around?
Sooooo, Scott’s a dead beat?
Anger may start today. Our town is 93% out. The towns that surround us are 79%, 38%, 59%, 44%.
No, I’m telling you – it’s your day bro.
– Didn’t I read where your electric company’s failure to pay out of state contractors from the hurricane resulted in zero Con-Ed or PSG&E help this time around?
Scott and Lauraw are the 99%
Mare – Not Scott, the electricity provider!
Καλημέρα, H2ers. Βρίσκει καθενός κάποιο εσώρουχο εδώ αυτό το πρωί που doesn’ το τ ανήκει στο beasn ή Carin;
Merrie! Welk kleurenstofdoek bent u die dragen vanochtend?
Clint is having a stroke!!!
MCPO, I know that, it was a joke.
I have heard that MCPO but the electric company denies it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true.
MCPO it’s true.
Anger begins NOW.
Clint, is everything okay?
That is the height of suck right there Scott if true.
Ja ist Stute, alles mit mir groß. Sie?
In light of Scott and Laura’s plight, I’m hesitant to say, I just found $10 in the pocket of a pair of jeans I just put on!!
Ja ist Stute, alles mit mir groß. Sie?
translated: “Mare, come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.”
I’m willing to talk about that 10 bucks…..best morning ever!
Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SlCJUOe1o&feature=player_embedded
Scott, I lol’d and may have tinkled a little.
brb…sending that to the kids.
Now, on the other hand my husband just told me what our property taxes are this year, after my spit take, I calmed down enough to swear about the stupid schools that surround my house.
For Mare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_F2MBW_OI&feature=share
I don’t have to watch the full 18 minutes (although I will) to know that Newt is probably setting out a very smart, workable plan to increase manufacturing jobs.
He’s looking better every day. **cough**
*Grins at Mare.*
“No matter what he did, he was a good person,” Nelson said.”
I think my favorite part of this story is the caption on the photo:
MICHELLE NELSON, who had four children with Trevor Link, poses with her five children, from left, Tre’vion Link, 7, Tre’shawn Link, 1, Ja’niyah Link, 4, Xavion Nelson, 9, and Tre’niyah Link, 6.
It’s just a damn shame that poor Trevor became yet another poor random innocent victim of gun violence.
Otherwise, the lovely Michelle might have been able to brought little Tre’buchet, Tre’molo, Tre’admill, Tre’falgar, Tre’spasser and Tre’lortrash into the world as well.
Wiser, my husband watched a show comparing other groups of gangsters – the mob, for example – to what today’s gangsters are like.
Often, the families had NO idea that the man of the house was a criminal. They married, and often sent their children to the best schools.
Today’s “gangsters” have absolutely NO redeeming qualities. They spawn recklessly, often bringing their children UP amid the crime or abandoning them. That he was a “good” person?
Shows how far these folks have gone around the bend. He was NOT a good person. 11 children by 7 women? No, he was NOT a good person.
He was a very bad person.
fuck that shit. I’m sick of it.
“He was a very bad person.
fuck that shit. I’m sick of it.”
Amen….a man who puts his wiener wherever he wants to is NOT a good person…..Hostages, I’m looking at you! (hahahaha….no, I’m serious).
“….Tre’buchet, Tre’molo, Tre’admill, Tre’falgar, Tre’spasser and Tre’lortrash into the world as well.” HAHAHAHA those were great Wiser!
He was NOT a good person. 11 children by 7 women? No, he was NOT a good person.
{{{{{{{{{{gasp}}}}}}}}}}}
fer realzies???
*goes back to read the story again….
Why…. my goodness!! It seems as though the reporter was being extremely careful in how he described the poor, innocent random victim of gun violence, but I think you may be right Car In!!
Mr. Nelson does not seem like he was a very nice person whatsoever!!!
Oh, and the drug dealing, gun toting killer thing was bad too.
I am simply amazed not only at the tone and tenor of that article, but also how the reporter, as well as that brood sow simply expect that the community should all come together to raise money to take care of his kids.
Fuck THAT shit.
I love this part too:
The couple had their problems at times, she said.
A 2003 police report details a brief argument between the two that left her with welts on the left side of her face.
“Oh, we just had a bit of a disagreement over whether or not to buy the regular-sized fries or the super-sized fries for the kids. An’ then, suddenly, I had these welts on my face…..”
Oh, and the drug dealing, gun toting killer thing was bad too.
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
I love your priorities, mare.
That whole ‘hip hop’ lifestyle conjurs nothing but the dumbest seed of humanity. These people, black-white-brown, it doesn’t matter what color they are, are only here for the party. It’s what their whole existence boils down to. Pathetic leeches on societies backside that they are, the kids of these morons don’t stand a chance. Education is not of any importance to them… go get their handout and hit the party – their life in a nutshell.
totally random video link that has as much to do with previous link as Mr. Nelson’s choice of lifestyle had to do with his murder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaPHPQt91w8
fer realzies???
*goes back to read the story again….
Oh, I wasn’t insinuating that you thought anything else. I’m just so irritated not only by the reporter, but the people in that story.
assholes. I’m sick of this stuff taking over everywhere.
*Detroit fatigue
cieties backside that they are, the kids of these morons don’t stand a chance. Education is not of any importance to them… go get their handout and hit the party – their life in a nutshell.
They also really don’t give a shit about their children. Oh, when they’re young and cute, they like to dress ’em up and whatever. But when it get’s HARD, they’re gone. Teenage years? They just throw up their hands and give up.
They don’t teach their children – or perhaps do not know – the most BASIC level of respect of self and others. Walking down the middle of the street, throwing trash as they go.
assholes.
as I said, right at the moment, I’m in a bit of ghetto fatigue.
>> An’ then, suddenly, I had these welts on my face…..”
maybe she fell down the stairs
as well as that brood sow simply expect that the community should all come together to raise money to take care of his kids.
I love how she says he provided very well. Yea, right. that’s why you don’t have shit for clothes this winter?
Yea, he was a great provider.
“Starting in his teens, there was also a history of battery, including that of a pregnant girlfriend.”
He seems okay to me.
That story is just chock-full of offensive stupidity and cluelessness
She [Tanika Ellington] insists the event is not to glorify his lifestyle.
“Really this is about that anybody can get touched,” said Ellington, a girlfriend of one of Link’s cousins.
Yeah, it’s amazing that a guy who had no job as far as anyone can tell and yet was somehow able to provide support for 11 children, was, for some bizarre, unknowable reason, tragically gunned down in such a shocking and totally random act of violence.
Truly, we are all potential victims, in much the same way as Mr. Nelson was.
We are….. Trevor Nelson
Signed,
wis’erbud
“She wrote to churches and funeral homes, she said, none of which returned her requests for support.”
And the brood sow seems like she’s on top of things.
wis’erbud
HAHAHAHAHA
maybe she fell down the stairs
nah, that happened when she and Trevor had a slight disagreement over which brand of peanut butter to buy at the seben-eleben…
Considering how this story exemplifies how our society has gone into the crapper, I’m sure laughing a lot about it.
as I said, right at the moment, I’m in a bit of ghetto fatigue.
Hey, I’m right there with ya. And one wonders just where this entitlement mindset begins…..
*strokes chin and looks thoughtfully into the middle distance….
what could it be……..
If you look at the picture, no one looks very broken up that their sperm donor has died.
Hey, I wish my parent’s would have been as clever as Michelle Nelson and wis’erbud
m’are.
If you look at the picture, no one looks very broken up that their sperm donor has died.
– – – – –
hahahahaha, I’m sure the kids didn’t know who the hell momma was talking about is why!
Wait. I couldn’t get past the part where he was perched behind the wheel of his car for his funeral.
What in the fuck is wrong with these people?
They’re fucking animals.
http://www.myrapname.com/ – In honor of this horrific tragedy, I shall be known today as…
Ponderous G Beat Scratch
it is well… with my soul.
hahahahaha, I’m sure the kids didn’t know who the hell momma was talking about is why!
The date on that story is November , 2010.
Anyone want to bet that the lovely Michelle is already a baby-mommy to her new beau Jamal’s kid, Ja’bberwockey?
Wait. I couldn’t get past the part where he was perched behind the wheel of his car for his funeral.
Yeah, as it turns out, that’s actually not the funniest (in a sad way) part of the story..
Weird, huh?
“Michelle Nelson, 34, had four children with Link and he helped raise one of her other young children. He spared no expense.
The children, the youngest nearly 2 and the oldest 7, got toys and clothes each Christmas.
“He made them believe in Santa Claus,” Nelson said.
He never discussed where the money came from.”
Besides the guy in a car at his wake, this make me laugh a lot too.
In honor of this horrific tragedy, I shall be known today as…
Oh yeeeeeeeeah, boyeeeee…….
baby momma Michelle prolly moved to Nebraska once she heard you can turn those little rugrats in to the hospital and get clean and shit.
nuurrrr urrr, she ain’t be triflin’ like at no mo…
“mare slam” sounds about right to me.
“If he could speak from the grave, I know he would say sometimes it’s too late to change,” she said.
yep, I bet he would……
yannow, like when you are in your grave an’ shit…
Oh, man, that line brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard…..
“He made them believe in Santa Claus,” Nelson said.
“cuz when Santa comes, that’s when we gets to see daddy… right momma?”
You know how michelle got knocked up with Ja’mandtoast?
Ja’mal ja’culated in her vaja’yja’y
Car’in
Oh, man, that line brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard…..
– – – – –
was it the simplicity of the profound wisdom? Or the existential prescience of the comment? I know it made me pause and say, ‘hhmm, mudafuka got a point yo”.
His benefit was called “Stop the violence, increase the peace”
@@
It’s a shame that a drug-dealer can just make a living w/o getting shot up and shit.
car’in
I li’ke random’ly adding a’postrophes int’o words. Giv’es each wor’d a litt’le zi’ng.
wur’d.
It’s a shame that a drug-dealer can just make a living w/o getting shot up and shit.
I blames Bush an’ shit…
And once again we have the classic “He was just turning his life around”
And once again we have the classic “He was just turning his life around”
He was goin’ to church, yo.
Probably dealing there. Who would suspect?
L’ippy
Wow, that story was pretty screwed up.
Wow, that story was pretty screwed up.
I like the interior of the car.
Should I pass away during my next deer collusion, I want you guys to send me out in my minivan – with the deer on the hood and all.
that would be so cool.
yo
car’in
that would be so cool.
I’m gettin’ bur’ied in my Ol’dsmobile yo.
Ok. I’m bored.
word
M’an, you guys are so ra’cist.
Btw, the Iliad kind of, well, sucks. I feel so unsophisticated saying that.
Btw, the Iliad kind of, well, sucks. I feel so unsophisticated saying that.
I always that the Odyssey was better.
I would like to point out that I have already been given a nickname in honor of Link
Thanks for noting
J’Ames
Yo.
Peel Slam, my daughter disliked the Iliad. Bored her to tears so much that I had her read me some with ‘expression’. So then she had fun with it and was able to finish.
*misses YO MTV Raps*
Y’o!
Don’t bu’ry m’e i’n m’y ri’de.
S’e’l’l’ that hoo’pty to pa’y 4 da’ fun’er’al.
So wefweshed!
Outdoor Weber Shower Solutions.
*misses parachute pants
Cain’t touch this….
Outdoor Weber Shower Solutions.
brrrrrrrrrr……..
S’cott, Pi’c’s or it din’t h’appen.
It wasn’t pleasant.
Comment by Serious Big Xbrad T on November 2, 2011 1:59 pm
S’cott, Pi’c’s or it din’t h’appen.
interesting…………
^ That sounds dirty. ^
**facepalm**
I want pics of the grill.
Or Laura’s shower.
Whatever.
I kinda like this new game. I also like living in a rural ghetto. Dem urban ghettos is a bitch.
Forgot my rand’om ap’ostro fees.
Outdoor Weber Shower Solutions.
You DIDN’T.
I will never understand why people think it’s a compliment to tell a mature adult woman that she looks like a prepubescent.
Hey, look on the bright side. You can still go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Admit it, you were out on Monday getting free candy.
Power just came back on! Hooray!
I did. It’s not as warm when the hose is buried in snow.
BTW, the guy in Person of Interest is Jim Caviezel.
http://www.squarehippies.com/2008/04/james-caviezel/
He grew up in the next town over from me.
Very nice site you’ve linked to Xbrad.
Very nice indeed.
All of you! Pull up your damn pants, ’cause no one wants to see yer stained undies…at least for those of you who bothered to wear stained undies. For the rest of you, I’magonna let you hitch your droopy drawers up, and then I’magonna start pitching pennies into the slot of those of you advertisin’ the gopods, aiaight?
So Bi’W…….what do you do when you’re not being a lawbitch or killing poats?
I dispatch hit teams to remote rural locations.
Especially ones in New Mexico.
So the ad on my facedouche page says:
Yo! ‘Sup, my niggas?
If I run for president some day, will my comments to Carin and Mare be construed as sexual harassment?
I will testify to Congress that your comments were made with love and appreciation for the opposite sex. I will also say that there’s nothing wrong with men who love athletic women with firm asses and saying so is not harassful (HA! just made that up).
Or something like that. But I will have to be honest and say, that in fact, you are a douche. Just not a sexually harassing one.
That’s why I have always made the effort to be an equal opportunity asshole.
We had another beautiful day today. . . 18 holes, but mud on my trousers. Looks like we’ll get another day of November golf before the week is through.
*tackles Mare…gives her the “Congressional Testimony”*
How many strokes do you lose for mud on your trousers?
Can you avoid this problem by wiping more thouroughly?
BisW – Shot an 81. Zero roll due to wet ground and over-read most of the putts.
*tackles Mare…gives her the “Congressional Testimony”*
That’s always painful.
I need a platform to run on.
“No more free diapers.”
I’m going to run on the Spock platform.
“That is not logical, therefore, you are an idiot and I will not sign that legislation……NEXT”
Possibly the Rush platform.
“I plan on doing nothing for you except that which cannot be done through other means.”
Day Four has ended. Day Five has begun.
*Faces the sunset with hard, glinty eyes of tough hard steel hardnessness*
Look on the bright side, lauraw, scott has the shower set up for ya!
You show ’em, Lauraw. You’re not gonna take this shit anymore. No, ma’am.
I wonder what would happen to Texas if they got 20 inches of wet snow. Or Florida.
It would probably resemble “The Day After Tomorrow”
Hahahahaha
That gif at Ace’s is hilarious. Little fucker deserved it.
If I run for president some day, will my comments to Carin and Mare be construed as sexual harassment?
It wasn’t your comments so much as the non-sexual gestures of an uncomfortable nature.
Lauraw – they did get power back to my town today, so there may be hope on the horizon.
Or that might just be because my town was right next to Waterbury and therefore we were an easy mark. Um…
Hotspur – I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched that gif with a little too much enjoyment.
*Shakes weiner at Mare and Carin. Declares he is not a candidate for anything.*
That gif is what I like to call, “a teachable moment.”
Clint, I will not yell, “sexual harassment!!!” I will however yell, “Extendz isn’t just for former Cowboy’s Football Coaches anymore!!!”
*Faces the sunset with hard, glinty eyes of tough hard steel hardnessness*
hahahahaha…stupid power company.
Nice HHD. Isn’t the first guy Dave’s future son in law?
I’m preparing another tongue for supper tomorrow. Who wants to come to my house for num-nums?
Timothy Olyphant is mine! MINE!!!!
*tackles Mare…gives her the “Congressional Testimony”*
That’s always painful.
I don’t know about painful, but you may not need that gyno exam this year now….that extra bit is called “the Kennedy”, and it comes with no extra charges and a free ride home.
Yo niggas! Jewstin is giving tongue at his crib!
*Offers MCPO an RC Cola, Moonpie and slice of fresh watermelon.*
Lengua talk again…shudders.
I’m not sure I like my rap name. It’s not exactly menacing.
*Offers Oso a bowl of sopa de lengua.
Can I have the RC Cola and moon pie instead of the sopa?
Just got a call from DD#3 – she just passed through Texarkana, and is now officially IN TEXAS!!!!!!
Oso – You don’t like the fried lengua either?
Mi familia would eat every part of the cow, lamb/sheep, goat, pig, etc growing up. My grandfather would put brains and lengua in everything. My mom, too. I prefer my food processed and packaged and full of chemicals.
I’ve never had tongue, but I have had mountain oysters.
I’ve never had brains.
Mountain oysters and lamb fries are yucky. I can’t speak to brain. I never had one.
Uh huh:
http://tammybruce.com/2011/11/u-s-glossed-over-cancer-concerns-associated-with-airport-x-ray-scanners.html
Rats. I could have scooped up the low hanging fruit instead of repeating Hotspur’s joke.
That’s why I hate Hotspur.
Jewstin, that fruit was lower than Mare’s self-esteem when she lost her virginity at the age of fourteen.
Shut yer stupid mouf, or I’ll bust a cap in yo’.
Did I get that right?
N’ot eno’ugh ap’ostro’phes, nig’ga.
There is power one block away. We should be back within 24 hours
. Car in was wrong.
Did I not get the memo that today was Monday again?!? Gah!
Please thow one back for me when you get to the ghetto bar HS. TYVM.
That’s wonderful news to hear Scott!
All those years in the Girl Scouts has paid off for you, Scott.
I’m already there, Cyn. Will do.
M’wah!!
Maybe make it two.
Hotspur is going to need a bigger c’arafe.
There is power one block away. We should be back within 24 hours
. Car in was wrong.
*****
Yea, like that would make headlines.
Carin has teens in the house. She’s ALWAYS wrong.
These are my favorite Rap Names for me:
T Bomb
TK Jammy Humps a.k.a. Nasty Cakes
TK Box a.k.a. Miss Swag
Which one should I go with?
Th’is mo’fo poa’t is upd’ated, hoe’s.
Miss Swag is awesome. I think swag is a good thing, but I haven’t figured out what it means yet.
Sealed With A Grab
I think I like the ghetto bar. Is that a 16 oz. beer, ‘Spur?
Butter chicken will be ready in a matter of minutes.
Almost time…
I’m light-headed just thinking about it.
My name was Jammy O Hoody Face. That doesn’t even make sense.
23 oz., Jewstin. We don’t fuck around.
Th’is mo’fo poa’t is upd’ated, hoe’s.
WIN!!
Oh, lordy. I’m soooo jealous of the ghetto bar.
Which bar is the ghetto bar? Are you in Ypsi?
Banfield’s
Haven’t been to that one yet.
Dude, you used to live 8 blocks away.
Yeah, but none of my drinking buddies went there, and I don’t go to bars alone.
Sup homeslices?
New poat! I spent entire seconds slaving over the content.
I used to live in Ypsi. In a trailer park.
It was just off of E. Michigan Ave.