Predictions from last week came true. Rosetta has left the tit loving masses limp so that he can take care of someone who also loves tits. Irony? Not sure, but we will not be denied our boobage. Please send hatemail to: Yourmom at Rosetta dot Douche.
Before you practice going blind, please listen to this wonderful song. The video happens to be very cool, too. One of the best pieces of advice I received from Wiser was to dance like a fool and worry about it in the morning. This should help.
This week’s fuzzy peach hails from the far off land of France. Ok, that’s bullshit. She’s from Japan. Sora Aoi is a scant 5’1″, was born in 1983, and sports an impressive size F chest. I don’t think the sizes are the same over there, but whatever. Sora’s career has moved on from such feature films as Stop the Bitch Campaign: Hell Version to mainstream acting work. Naughty Sora! Bad girl! I spank to you now!
Time to learn some shit. I’ll be calling each of you tonight to complete a test. Wait by the phone, no matter how late.
1690–The colony of Massachusetts issues the first paper money.
1809–The Illinois territory is created.
1830–The sovereignty of Greece is confirmed in a London Protocol.
1913–The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution is ratified allowing income tax to be collected.
1918–The Twin Peaks Tunnel in SF begins service as the longest street car tunnel in the world.
1959–A plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa claims the lives of Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper. It was known as the day the music died.
1967–Yasser Arafat is made the head of the PLO in Cairo.
That was nice. I hope you learned something. Boobs, you say? Ok, then. Here they are!!!!
*Good thing you got that top off. Could you please tell me if this towel smells like chloroform?
*Always something to show me under you top? Ok, me likey.
*Silly Sora! I no tell you like to show me your godzillas.
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AIRPORT FIRST
Why does everyone hate MJ’s poat?
Hey, I liked the song and video MJ posted….strange.
Also, Did someone switch the truther song Ace was talking about? Did I miss something? Huh?
I think MJ likes Japanese girls
Excellent job MJ! Love the peppering of NSFW linkies too.
I think MJ LOVES (in a dirty way) Japanese girls, Vman.
Comment by MJ on September 9, 2011 1:30 pm
I’ve got BBF started. Should only be an hour or so before we see Rich.
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hahaha
Wow, what a story: Washington Post: F-16 pilot was ready to give her life on Sept. 11
Weird, I clicked on Ace’s link about the truther’s and got some country western guy singing about his home.
Just went back and the truther song is up now…….time, space continuum is still a mystery to me.
I’ll take some tail too.
Oh wait…
Mare, I made about 45 seconds of that fucking thing before I switched it off. Fucking guy looks like he works at Apple.
This is going around, I got it at American DIgest. She’s pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HBTYwoS2g&feature=player_embedded
MJ’s model has big eyes.
Ya know I knew that MJ did this poat from the Asian chic before I even saw his name.
One of our friends (from church AND work) was grounded in Canada after 9/11 – he was on the very first flight allowed back into the US. He told his wife that 2 F-16s followed on the plane’s wing the entire flight back.
She thought that was really nice of them (especially since both of them worked for Lockheed Martin) until he told her that they weren’t exactly ESCORTING them so much as being there in case they needed to shoot the plane down……
(The wife was frantic on 9/11 before we knew which planes had been involved, as her husband was in the air, coming home from Europe)
TiFW I landed in Houston at 2:30am from New York the morning of 911
Yikes, Sohos, that was cutting it close.
I called 911 once.
That had to be a spooky feeling, sohos.
Close was Count was in the 2nd tower on the 62nd floor for 3 1/2 weeks for training w/Morgan Stanley. He came home on Friday. The planes hit Tues.
Must be time for a drink. I see MJ has already had a little Nip.
I think we’re about to get busted for child porn. Notice how he didn’t poat her birthdate?
It was weird Jay b/c we were so tired (me and 5 yr old DD) and we had to go to school the next morning. She in Kindergarten and me in college. It was surreal. I almost opted to stay in New York b/c the flight was so late and over booked and they were offering hotel/plane/and food vouchers. I’m so glad I didn’t
Why does everyone hate MJ’s poat?
Because I was hoping that Kerry Marie was going to get here and eat this lunch before I did.
I’m worried about Rich. BBF has been up for half an hour and he still hasn’t showed.
RICH, LET US KNOW YOU ARE OK.
Well, Rich doesn’t know Rosetta isn’t doing it today. He’ll probably show up about 7.
That’s true.
Ok, I’ve got to finish this cup of coffee and then go move some weights around. Then I’ve got to run 5 miles with no one chasing me.
And figure out what’s for dinner.
Finally – something the WBC pickets that I can agree with…..
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2011/09/09/westboro-baptist-church-in-nyc-to-protest-fashion-week/
wut?
Nobody like the joke?
さて、あなたのねじ!
Funny how some in the mainstream media are only now beginning to hear what some of us have been hearing ALL ALONG:
http://is.gd/0py122
I guess they don’t think she’s a threat any more……
Passed it yet?
Cocktail hour yet?
Is it just me, or does today’s BBF model look like she could pass for Hank/Aaron’s babysitter?
Oh, and as much as I love living in a historic neighborhood, the internet connections are teh suxx – we’ve been having intermittent problems with IN and phone all day long…..
SCoaMF!
http://bcove.me/8hlvri6g
It is another sunny, beautiful day here in western Washingtonistan. something like 26 in a row, and we are gping to get up to 85 this weekend.
I blame mare.
BiW – This should cheer you up!
http://fwd4.me/0B5N
We’re supposed to hit the century mark with possible T-storms here in SacTown. Maybe it’ll rain tits.
BiW, I read somewhere that my city has gotten more rain than Seattle this year.
Maybe it’ll rain tits.
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Head back. Mouth open.
Thunder here now.
mmm stormy weather
this is good
weather blog
Cocktail hour yet?
no
party pooper
Seattle doesn’t get THAT much rain normally. They just get it so damn often.
When I lived just 50 miles north, we only got 18-20 inches of rain annually.
But it rained on average 180 days during the year.
Anyone remember that photo of the girl with her forehead on the blackboard that said something like “Fuck it. I’ll just become a prostitute.”?
I need it if you have it.
Roamy,
In Seattle, it isn’t the amount of annual rainfall. Hell, my former residence of Lansing, Michigan, regularly gets more.
Here its about weeks on end of unending drizzle (I know the natives call it rain, but they also have no clue how to drive, so who ya gonna believe?).
October to May, actual sightings of the sun are pretty damn rare.
Its why we have all those damn, sparkly vegetarian vampires living out by Forks.
Been raining everyday for as long as I can remember. Its totally dark right now.
Well, to be fair, there’s parts of the Olympic Peninsula that are rain forests, and get over 200″ rainfall annually.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Hotspur..
Thank you, Scott.
Did Obama think he was going to hypnotize or through power of suggestion make everyone want to pass a stupid bill that doesn’t exist?
What do you think the speech writers were thinking?
IT’S AN EMERGENCY!
“We’re going to have to pass it, to see what’s in it.”
–Nancy Pelosi
I think they were thinking that the bong was all extra good and shit, and that they could actually see the hopey changey colors of the words they were writing, and therefore, Congress would HAVE to taste the rainbow and pass the bill.
The more I hear the reruns of him saying it, the weirder I think it is.
It wasn’t an emergency before his vacation.
It wasn’t an emergency before his 80 or more rounds of golf.
They really can get away with anything. So very sad.
There, finally found it. Rainfall for this year to date is 45 inches.
Why do you hate the country, mare? We need to pass it now.
Otherwise congressional relive are gonna own this economy.
Hey everyone go read jeff g’s poat on Sarah palin.
I hope it’s not too late.
They should call his bluff.
Ok, Mr President. The house is assembled and we’re ready to vote on your plan.
Oh, there isn’t one?
http://bcove.me/8hlvri6g
working 8 hours a day, everyday?! Who comes up with these ideas..?
Yes, he’s going to take that message to every corner of this country because he needs to campaign in all corners….no problem.
They should call his bluff.
Good call.
Atlanta. Shit, I was still in Atlanta. Waiting for a mission. All I wanted was another mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up just like room service.
I think Obama needs a new shovel.
The one he has isn;t as good at spreading the manure as the one he has now.
They should call
his bluffhim a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.FTFY
“I think Obama needs a new shovel.”
HA!
Thanks for that link, Scott – DD#3 was just lamenting her math class at college, so I sent it along to her. I bet she’ll get a laugh out of it!
Hope it’s not calculus. I found math really easy until I ran into that pile of crap.
A shovel isn’t going to do much good. Take a D-10 Cat to deal with SCOAMF’s bull.
Well, she’s not a great big fat girl unless you count her head.
She could pass for a Peanuts character except with more boobs.
Well, my husband likes being married to me no matter how much it makes his hair fall out.
The good outweighs the bad. Partners in life is better than risking ulcerations of the penile unit.
that is all
Mmmmm. Peanut boobs.
MJ, put on that nice leather loincloth I bought for you and bring me a margarita.
*snaps fingers*
Hop to it, Sweek Cheeks. And swagger a little. I like that.
9 and a half min miles, just a few sec under , for five miles. Not bad for an old drunk like me.
NEW POAT!!!!!!!!
MJ, put on that nice leather loincloth I bought for you and bring me a margarita.
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Loincloth. Plfftt. You’re such a Puritan. Salt?
MJ , when your done w/ lauraw , come massage my calf. That strain is buggin again
9 and a half min miles, just a few sec under , for five miles. Not bad for an old drunk like me.
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Nice job. You know what helps sore calfs (is the plural calves??)? Your good friend alcohol.
The best magic trick of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEPvSo8bE2I
Pffftttt., Scott, that’s nothing.
Obama made trillions of dollars just disappear.
I think Dave may have memorized the entire script for Apocalypse Now.
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