Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I linked this song the other day but you smoke crack so you probably don’t remember. There is something fun about Limp Bizkit being as stupid today as they were 10 years ago. I admire the ability to get older without maturing.
This video features Jennifer Swift who works for the MMA magazine “TapOut” (hence the boxing gloves which have nothing to do with MMA). You can skip the first 40 seconds of stupid and go directly to the bounce.
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After 957,932 BBF posts, you probably thought there was nothing unprecedented left to precedent. But alas, you are incorrect yet again, dummy. This has never happened before.
As the research department was scouring TittyWeb Jenkins for today’s model, it stumbled upon the British website “Nuts“. It’s kinda like Maxim except with nipples. Anyway, I came across a beautiful new model for today which is great! The problem is I couldn’t find her name.
So, those of you with too much spare time on your hands, please find out the name of this beauty queen. The first person to correctly identify her will win a case of Two If By Tea. Not really but I will buy you several beers the next time we’re at the same bar.
So, hot chick with soft pillows, whoever you are, thank you for taking your top off and for being our big boob Friday model for today, Friday, August 5, 2011. YAY RANDOM HOTTIE!!
[MID-POST IMPORTANT FUCKING UPDATE!]
The beautiful and way-smart-hot-chick Cyn made the innerwebs her bitch and found the name. Sarah Nicola Randall.
She has the freckles on the nose thing going on which is very nice. Here are some motherfucking things that happened on this motherfucking day…
* in 1860, Joseph Carey Merrick aka the Elephant Man was born.
* in 1861, the U.S. levied its first income tax – 3% of incomes over $800.
* in 1914, the first traffic light was installed – Euclid Ave. & E. 105th Street in Cleveland.
* in 1930, Neil Armstrong was born.
* in 1944, Loni Anderson was born in St Paul, Minnesota.
* in 1961, hood ornament Tawny Kitaen was born.
* in 1962, Marilyn Monroe was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted drug overdose.
* in 1964, the Beatles record “Leave My Kitten Alone“.
* in 1966, Martin Luther King Jr. was stoned during a Chicago march.
* in 1974, Joan Jett formed the Runaways.
* in 1981, President Reagan fired 11,500 air traffic controllers because he didn’t like whiny bitches.
Fin.
Are you doing anything fun this weekend? That’s nice. I’m going to enjoy what may be my last child-free weekend so I’m going to get a bunch of hookers and blow and party like a rock star.
Whatever you do, try not to accidentally sever your head, set it on fire and fall into a woodchipper.
Cheers!
Hot.
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Very hot.
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BONUS: Floyd attacked by bear!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Fucking awesome post.
Ohai, bewbehs.
Aureola.
Aureola.
HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take that Puritan.
LOL at that bone(r) hanging out of Floyds mouth
FYI, Floyd doesn’t have areolas.
Or areolii.
Look at all the drool on the ottoman from piggie.
HAHAHAHA!
Links were outstanding this week Roosevelt!
Thanks bro.
Bewbs have landed. So far so good Rosetta!
Those bewbs haven’t landed. They’re beached.
Those bewbs haven’t landed. They’re beached.
Sorry she’s not a young Laotian boy.
Isn’t there a search engine that can search on an image?
I want to figure out this chickadee’s name.
Boobs and Alvin Greene…or Boobs and Bewb.
Well done.
+500 Nobels and a bigass bowl of peas.
SUP BiW!?
I want to figure out this chickadee’s name.
You can write the letters all you want, but all love is unrequited. And Kerry Marie will take away your membership in her fan club, costing you thousands in take-out pizza and rib deliveries to get back in her good graces.
Don’t do it, man.
SUP BiW!?
Not my blood sugar…which seems odd.
Shotgun a beer.
That’s good for your blood sugar.
I can’t see the pics which I’m sure enhances my experience, however, Rosetta made me laugh with, “I admire their ability to age without maturing” which perfectly describes H2.
You know it just KILLS the fucking liberals that companies are sitting on $2+ trillion of cash and they can’t get their hands on it.
Heh.
Mare, she’s a friggin’ hotiie. You’re missing out.
How’s fat camp?
Well, it isn’t their money, Rosetta.
The Man stole it from the working people of the world…that they employed, maybe gave some bennies to, and allowed them to make enough to buy stuff that improveds their own lives.
That kind of rampant exploitation WILL. NOT. BE. TOLERATED.
Idiot.
http://tinyurl.com/3kkpopw
You know what else is encouraging? When I stop stabbing you in the face with a knife and start stabbing you in the face with a spoon.
Shotgun a beer.
That’s good for your blood sugar.
Awesome.
\
Can I have some ice cream covered in M & Ms and some NERDS too?
Go coma or go home!
Well, it isn’t their money, Rosetta.
Shamefully that’s actually what they think.
Stoopid.
Rosetta, can you post at least one link where you found her at Nuts? I’m pretty good with teh google-fu on occasion.
I just bought a 37 year subscription to NUTS – thanks for the hookup Rosefella!
Boobs of this particular variety are a wonder to behold.
*beholds*
Rosie – Herself received a very lovely thank you note today.
Rosie – Spring Hill trip? When’s that happenin?
Rosie – Herself received a very lovely thank you note today.
Just now??
Stupid retarded Cliff Clavin. She mailed that a week ago.
Mrs Rosetta writes a good thank you note.
Rosie – Spring Hill trip? When’s that happenin?
Probably not until December. I will let you know and we can hang out and get arrested.
There is a Democrat strategist on douche-bag Dylan Ratigan’s show right now and her name is Krystal Ball.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stupid hippies.
Anyone want to go to the Saturday matinee with me?
http://fwd4.me/08Lb
hang out and get arrested.
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First rule of Streaking – don’t get caught.
Rosetta, can you post at least one link where you found her at Nuts? I’m pretty good with teh google-fu on occasion.
I didn’t think of saving the link until after I had closed that window and I don’t remember what I Googled to find her.
It involved big boobs but I have to Google 12-word variations now to find new material and I forgot what term I used.
Maybe big+boob+model+butter+pooter+hiney+knocker+motorboat.
First rule of Streaking – don’t get caught.
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Second rule of streaking – don’t do it in winter.
Hahahahah….mr. Mare asked who the person was that acts as the Hostage icon on my phone….I couldn’t stop laughing when I said, “Dick Pole.”
Still laughing.
You inspired me, Chief.
This is my favorite Gene Autry tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0saSbZG-tQ&feature=related
Krystall Ball has been on Red Eye a couple of times. Dumb as a stump, but I’d hit it.
Also, how the fuck can 50M Americans be on food stamps? Isn’t that like 1/7 people?
You know it just KILLS the fucking liberals that companies are sitting on $2+ trillion of cash and they can’t get their hands on it.
This is one of the stupidest things in a tax code filled with stupidity.
Way back in the day, a company I worked for had subsidiaries in the UK and Switzerland. Repatriating that cash was next to impossible, and even though the overseas operations were very profitable they might as well not have even existed from a cash point of view.
I’m more convinced than ever that we need to tear the whole thing down and start over.
/terrorist
That’s a start…found her at google. BRB
So Rosett has about a week before he has to grow up. Shhyeah, like that shit is gonna happen.
Hahahahah….mr. Mare asked who the person was that acts as the Hostage icon on my phone….I couldn’t stop laughing when I said, “Dick Pole.”
Still laughing.
Hahahahahaha.
You should introduce him to Ed Balls.
Sarah Nicola Randall
I’m more convinced than ever that we need to tear the whole thing down and start over.
/terrorist
Hahahahahahahaha.
Barn’s burnt down…now I can see the moon.
I don’t even know what that means.
Cyn is so amazing!
Sarah Nicola Randall
Holy shit how did you do that??
MOM!!! I LOVE CYN!!!
M-O-O-N That spells moon!
she currently has the largest breasts of any Nuts model.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
WIN!!!
Cyn, what flavor of Two If By Tea would you like?
Second rule of streaking – don’t do it in winter.
Back in the late sixties early seventies winter was the time for streaking at our college in Ann Arbor. It was always done by the guys. They wore not a stitch except maybe a ski mask and jogging shoes, and they called all the girls’ dorm phones (yes — that was back when girls and guys did NOT live together and we only had one pay phone to share in the entire building) to give us a heads up so we could scream a lot and watch out the windows for ’em.
WTF! There aren’t nearly enough pictures of her on Google Images.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Cyn, what flavor of Two If By Tea would you like?
Fuzzy Navel please. With ice.
Sarah almost makes me want to sign up on FaceChimpNutDouche.
Cyn, seriously, how did you find her name?
I swear when I am drinking again I am going to have 30 fuzzy navels and a Margarita with salt.
Wasn’t that difficult to find her name, but it did take some work. Nine minutes of searching might be a PR for me, though.
Are you wanting me to tell you my steps? Or are you being facetious?
Here are the ONLY other pics of her that I could find:
**NSFW**
http://www.famousboard.com/threads/25855-Sarah-Nicola-Randall
**NSFW**
Here are the ONLY other pics of her that I could find:
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Really enjoying this soft lighting I had installed in my bunk!
Are you wanting me to tell you my steps? Or are you being facetious?
I was being serious. How did you find out her name from nothing but a website and a picture?
I’m impressed.
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!*
Okay, apparent this guy has been tracking her for quite some time and has tagged her in 93 pics.
**NSFW**
http://www.rackrater.com/index.php?page=tagsearch&tag=Sarah+Nicola+R
**NSFW**
>> I’m
impressedasking for a friend.fify
Watching Tingles the Clown interview Bob Shrum on what Obama can do to create jobs is fucking hilarious.
The blind leading the retarded.
Okay, apparent this guy has been tracking her for quite some time and has tagged her in 93 pics.
**NSFW**
http://www.rackrater.com/index.php?page=tagsearch&tag=Sarah+Nicola+R
**NSFW**
Holy stalker.
Rosetta – I’m sure they are discussing these facts: http://www.sondrakistan.com/?p=8547
This is a classic episode of DumbBall.
The parade of liberal dipshits cannot figure out why the gubmit has not created jobs goshdarnit!
They’re going to need to find a new chicken because this one is falling apart from all the fucking.
How I Did It:
1. google images and searched: nuts uk big boob model and found a pic of her.
2. when you mouse over a google pic, you can also select “Similar” and “More Sizes”; I selected one of those (can’t recall which) and one of them lead me to Boobpedia, which had her full name
3. ????
4. Profit!!!
Rosetta – I’m sure they are discussing these facts: http://www.sondrakistan.com/?p=8547
Nice report card.
A solid F +.
How I Did It:
1. google images and searched: nuts uk big boob model and found a pic of her.
2. when you mouse over a google pic, you can also select “Similar” and “More Sizes”; I selected one of those (can’t recall which) and one of them lead me to Boobpedia, which had her full name
3. ????
4. Profit!!!
Cyn, will you go to prom with me?
Ahhh, cocktail hour approaches.
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Wait. That should be cocktail hours approach.
Andy, what’s your call on a potential S&P downgrade this weekend?
I honestly think they’re too big a bunch of pussies to do it.
But we’re not a really a AAA credit anyway, and closing the barn door after the horse disappears on the other side of the field is par for the course for the ratings agencies.
Yes, but only if we wear matching prom dresses. Smooooches back!
http://tinyurl.com/3l5a8v7
I still don’t think it’s going to happen but if it does, Obama is going to lose the 2012 election in the biggest landslide in the history of the country.
And someone in the House needs to immediately file articles of impeachment on his fucking ass.
I really enjoyed the new Planet of the Apes movie. Especially the references to the original movies. Andy Serkis is amazing in this.
I honestly think they’re too big a bunch of pussies to do it.
I think they won’t do it because the markets will completely ignore it and S&P will look even more useless than they do now.
Actually they should come out and say that the US is a AA risk with a liberal president and a AAA risk a conservative president because that’s the fucking truth.
I really enjoyed the new Planet of the Apes movie. Especially the references to the original movies. Andy Serkis is amazing in this.
Excellent.
Hi ossobucco. Where have you been? The dark side of the moon?
osoloco – Que esta haciendo este fin de semana?
I can watch an hour of Tingles the Clown spitting all over himself and I can laugh and laugh and laugh but I can’t watch 2 seconds of Al Sharpton’s show.
http://tinyurl.com/23ehxh4
BBF should be linked in the sidebar at Ace every week.
What the fuck.
Time to cook dinner for what’s her name.
bbl
>> BBF should be linked in the sidebar at Ace every week
Reagan’s not the only one who doesn’t like whiny bitches.
I’ve been lurking. Tax Free weekend in NM. We’ve been crazy busy at the store. Will be working this weekend
I forgot about Tax Free weekend. I have to take DD school clothes shopping. I want to actually miss that weekend.
Reagan’s not the only one who doesn’t like whiny bitches.
I’ll fucking cut you.
What kind of store Osoloco?
I still don’t think it’s going to happen but if it does, Obama is going to lose the 2012 election in the biggest landslide in the history of the country.
I see pain and misery either way. Let’s give his ass the boot so we can all know that we’re working for something other than more government and the continued sinecure of Juan McCain and Jean “I was in Vietnam!!!” Kerre’.
I’m such a douchebox and I’m so lucky to have Count
I’m such a douchebox and I’m so lucky to have Count
What did you do, SoHoS?
Is a douchebox what the douchebag is packaged in?
I’m just wondering if this a variation on a theme or a brand new derrogoatory term.
It’s happy hour. Who’s with me?
Did someone say, “Happy Hour”??
http://fwd4.me/08Lx
I’m in but I am not happy.
Today was full of suck. I spent about 6 hours on a project that should have taken me 45 minutes.
Today has bad mojo.
This is Happy Night.
*glug glug*
Douchewad.
Scott, if HotBride and I move to CT can we live in your basement?
Hotspur – How come you don’t drink at the place next to your office?
Today was full of suck. I spent about 6 hours on a project that should have taken me 45 minutes.
Laura didn’t want to put on pants again?
Chief, I do sometimes. But a pint is 5 bucks, and a glass of Chard is 6.
I’m on an austerity plan while my clients suck out my life blood.
Obama and his pack of rat-finks have only one song to sing: http://fwd4.me/08M1
Besides, I like these people. Casey’s is full of stinking ex-hippies. These people are liberal, but at least they work for a living.
Move to CT? HA HA HA HA HA HA
Hahahaha! That was Count commenting under my name
“Laura didn’t want to put on pants again?”
Ha HA Ha…..no. Doucheface.
How is Count doing Sohos?
What do you think of his new boobs?
They are going to mess up his golf swing.
I like everyone except this guy named Andy. Biggest fucking HuffPo lib you’d ever want to meet. One night he told me if I needed real facts I needed to go to Randi Roads website. I lold in my pants.
He’s the one who was a Green Beret in Nam, and brings it up every night.
*rolls eyes*
I’m pretty sure Count is a cross-dresser.
You know what they say, “once you lose your appendix you’re pretty much gay”.
I think I read that on WebMD.
Yankee Hostages, look for auroras tonight. Big coronal mass ejection. (Think of baseball statistics next time.)
The appendix is where testosterone is produced. Once it’s out, a guy’s ass starts looking fat in these jeans.
*tackles Hot Rocket, performs the “Tsiolkovsky rocket equation”*
“Big coronal mass ejection.”
Gross.
Harvey Milk was born without an appendix.
Just sayin’.
Rosetta, what did you feed your lovely wife tonight?
>> I like everyone except this guy named Andy.
Why you motherf***
Oh. Sorry.
*tackles Hot Rocket, performs the “Tsiolkovsky rocket equation”*
**gives Rosetta the “delta-v”
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I read somewhere earlier this week that Connecticut has the same GDP as 10 years ago but the state government’s tax raping has grown 250%.
Those may not be the correct numbers but whatever.
I don’t drink Coronas.
If there is a mass coronal expulsion I would blame Wiserbud.
* Steven Seagals Rosetta’s arm then Karate kids no can defend hotspurs chin
Scott he has been building his strength back. He is back at a full day of work. He gets his staples out Tuesday and he is still on those medicines but he is doing great!
Jeez, Floyd is a fucking pussy.
Every new piece of baby crap that he sees, he freaks out like a sissy and barks and runs around.
I knew I shouldn’t have let him around Jay in Ames.
Yeah I’m fine, i just need a drink. Might jump off the wagon just for tonight.
* Steven Seagals Rosetta’s arm then Karate kids no can defend hotspurs chin
You have a random word generator? Awesome.
I think Elton John was born without an Appendix as well
Hahahahaha
He’s down at the other end of the bar, and just brought up how he was in the Green Berets.
cool never knew there was a boobpedia
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Sarah_Nicola_Randall
Count, have you had your staples out yet?
spam blocker hater
Might jump off the wagon just for tonight.
Well, if you’re going to jump off the wagon, then me too!
Is Count allowed to smoke crack this soon after surgery?
Jeez, Floyd is a fucking pussy
No, he’s not. He’s excited and can’t wait for his baby brother.
Rule one of child-rearing – learn some body language, duh.
Count, are you supposed to be lifting more than 10 pounds or driving?
My nephew was told to take it easy – meaning mom drive him around – for six weeks.
spam blocker hater
Hahaha.
I read somewhere that once your appendix bursts you’re at higher risk of fallopian tube cancer.
That was the InsaneClownPosseMD website where I read that.
No, he’s not. He’s excited and can’t wait for his baby brother.
Oh he’s excited all right.
The minute he sees junior in our house, Floyd is going to express his fucking glands all over the place.
I’ve decided if having a baby and a bulldog is too much, I’m getting another bulldog.
I was supposed to get my staples out today, My mom wanted to take me so I let her drive me across town. She drives like SHIT I thought I was going to die and by the time we found the place they told us the doc. had emergency and we had to reschedule. I took the wheel on the way home.
I read somewhere that appendixless men are like an aphrodisiac to hot chicks. That’s why they call the appendectomy, the panty dropper.
Awesome poat. That is all.
Hey, babe, wanna see my scar?
Hahahahaha. Does anyone’s mom not drive like shit?
My mom is the one that stops on a highway entrance ramp to wait for a mile-long stretch where there are no cars.
I’m not supposed to be doing shit beasn but I can’t just sit around, I don’t have it in me.
Sara looks friendly enough:
http://tinyurl.com/3p2vfct
I read somewhere that appendixless men are like an aphrodisiac to hot chicks. That’s why they call the appendectomy, the panty dropper.
*snigger*
The following is a presentation of Rosetta Community Theater:
Guy: Hey let’s go to my bedroom….
Chick: Okay…
*guy and chick take each others clothes off in hot passion*
Guy: Oh you’re so beautiful.
Chick: OMG have you had a c-section? YOU USED TO BE A WOMAN!!! OMG!!! I’M GOING TO BE SICK!!!
Fin.
Now you know the rest of the story.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, Count.
How much longer before you can resume your regular schedule?
Standard & Poors: They told us there would be no math.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/44039103
Rosetta, what are you wearing RIGHT NOW?
Everything is pretty much back to normal with the exception of I still can’t drink. Still have 6 more days of meds. left till I can have a drink.
* drinks for Count
I’ve got you covered
We should probably not drink around Count out of respect for his doctor’s orders.
Shhhhyyeeeaah.
I was going to tie one on tonight but SoHos talked me out of it. BITCH!!
Standard & Poors: They told us there would be no math.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/44039103
Hahahahahahaha.
If they downgrade our debt, I’m shorting McGraw-Hill.
Fucking idiots.
Rating the US government debt is like wrestling with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig dies from sodomy.
Rosetta, what are you wearing RIGHT NOW?
Yellow socks and a t-shirt that says “I downgraded your mom.”
Hahahaha
Your mom just dropped to junk status.
Rating US debt is stupid. The markets price is what it is Standard & Poors trying to tell institutional investors what their risk level is, is in itself a joke. Obviously it will be a wild couple of days for the typical jake leg investor.
Hahahaha misery loves company and as much as I want to drink I’m not
Rosie, my husband sends his compliments for today’s bbf.
That’s awesome sohos.
* goes and gets another drink
Sohos, you’re a sweetheart.
evenin faggots.
time to check linx
Everything is pretty much back to normal with the exception of I still can’t drink. Still have 6 more days of meds. left till I can have a drink.
What the hell? Did your liver explode too?
You should have a couple of cocktails just to show your organs who’s boss.
Actually it’s probably best to listen to sohito or she’ll break your leg off.
Today’s model probably only moos when you pay her an extra $20.
I think Count should show sohos who the man of the house is.
Problem is, his appendix is gone.
Evenin’, Dave!
http://tinyurl.com/3g6z72y
rosetta please check your email……….NOW!
Count, when the doctor said ‘no booze,’ he meant it. Did he ever say ‘no heroin?’
please
Rating US debt is stupid. The markets price is what it is Standard & Poors trying to tell institutional investors what their risk level is, is in itself a joke.
Exactly.
Between the Fed, China, Japan and PIMCO, they probably purchase 70% of US debt and I’m pretty sure they look to S&P for guidance.
Idiots.
The ratings agencies should worry about getting their ratings right on the myriad of agency, corporate and municipality debt that they’ve fucked up so badly in the past.
They’re going to downgrade the US debt? Really?
It’s a fucking joke.
That appendix isn’t gonna grow back. He’s got to assert his self.
>> I read somewhere that appendixless men are like an aphrodisiac to hot chicks
My appendix was taken out when I was 3 and it also busted.
HAHAHAHAHA… BUZZ ALDRIN HAS KEYS TO TEH BLOG
No try again. I sent you color samples.
Nice bewbs.
ok. perfect. Off to the movies.
Ugh.
Next time you hear some asshat bleat about the Tea Party being a bunch of fringe extremists, beat them to death with this post:
http://tinyurl.com/3l4f8ke
Hey kids, PJM is here!
http://tinyurl.com/3f7eewx
And … BOOM!
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2011/08/06/645176/sp-downgrades-the-usaaa-reuters/
Rosie, my husband sends his compliments for today’s bbf.
He’s obviously an intelligent, well-adjusted man.
You’re right carin, he has to learn.
And … BOOM!
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2011/08/06/645176/sp-downgrades-the-usaaa-reuters/
Man! You’re on top of that shit. Nice work brother!
*waits for people to start dumping t-bills in 3…2……….*
*yawn*
HEY LOOK A SHINY PENNY!!!!
rosetta please check your email……….NOW!
Done! like the reputation of S&P.
I just crapped 5200 t-bills.
I feel refreshed.
Today’s model probably only moos when you pay her an extra $20.
Pipe down, Honey Badger.
By the way, I just saw the honey badger video for the first time today.
I LOL’d in my skort.
You’ll notice their summary doesn’t blame a failure to raise taxes for the downgrade.
Dem talking point squashed.
http://tinyurl.com/4yvq6c5
You’re welcome.
Hahahahaha. Does anyone’s mom not drive like shit?
My kid’s mom. Only complaint is that Type A cussing every now and then.
Ladies, a question,
Is it possible to sprain those things?
signed, curious.
http://tinyurl.com/3m5fysb
Diora Baird.
Boobpedia says “natural”.
http://tinyurl.com/3klpkyr
Bouncing your boobs like that ruins the ligaments and stuff. When that girl goes home, takes off her software, she looks like this…
http://tinyurl.com/3g63s4p
Boobs seem inconvenient to me. One time I was in the mall and saw a lady with very generous boobage running after her kid. She had to sort of lean back and bob her head from left to right with every stride so she didn’t bonk herself on the chin.
I shall embark on a ten year scientific mission to restore collagen strandages.
With my hands.
Is cussing at other drivers a type A thing? I do it all the time.
Someone needs to get all up in the ass of the S&P rating decision makers with a political scope.
My first thought was that they just gave the GOP a giant hammer with which the ultimate candidate will be able to beat Obama about the head and neck.
However they could easily move the rating back up to AAA next October because Obama cut a $500,000 project to study the effects of the aurora borealis on honey badger poon.
I question the motherfucking timing.
Did anybody trap anybody else in a loveless marriage today?
Boobs seem inconvenient to me. One time I was in the mall and saw a lady with very generous boobage running after her kid. She had to sort of lean back and bob her head from left to right with every stride so she didn’t bonk herself on the chin.
Do you have video of that because I would like to see it if you do.
>> Is cussing at other drivers a type A thing?
I stopped for about 8 years when my eldest at 2 years old started saying “fuckin douchebag” sittin in her car seat.
While we were driving to see my parents.
I was impressed that she captured the intensity and pronunciation so well. Even while I was tryin to get her to shut up.
sohos, it’s close. Now cussing, flipping them off, and trying to run them off the road for being a dipshit is a definite.
Cussing vents my spleen so I won’t go that far.
Now if I had a loaded cannon on a swivel thing, on the top of my car……..
I shall embark on a ten year scientific mission to restore collagen strandages.
With my hands.
You’re gonna be busy; very busy.
I question the motherfucking timing.
Lot of good it will do in Oct. of ’12, when the unemployed are still unemployed and pisseder.
Do you have video of that because I would like to see it if you do.
I wish I did. But this was way back in the olden times when I lived in California.
Jew, what adult beverage are you drinking RIGHT NOW?
However they could easily move the rating back up to AAA next October
You may have just hit the proverbial nail, Rosetta.
I wish I did. But this was way back in the olden times when I lived in California.
I hate you.
You may have just hit the proverbial nail, Rosetta.
Just wait until prom.
Michael scores an Insty link.
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/125660/
for being a BAD person.
rosetta, why don’t you just take your shirt off and jump up and down in front of a mirror?
>> You’re gonna be busy; very busy.
I am dedicating my life to science. And girls. Girl science.
I am drinking cheap beer. There’s a sale on; $2.59 for a six pack of tall boys.
I’m not proud.
I always say I wish I had machine guns on my car and bewbs suck. In my next life I am coming back smaller than an A cup.
rosetta, why don’t you just take your shirt off and jump up and down in front of a mirror?
I fail to see how that will prevent you from turning your guinea pigs into winter gloves.
Somebody should interview the S&P people and see if the administration put pressure on them to blame the downgrade on not raising taxes. I’ll bet they did.
Michael scores an Insty link.
http://tinyurl.com/427alpg
Re: the S&P downgrade,
The Euro is three days dead, forgot to fall down. That’s got to be priced in already, so fuck them. But, a shaky dollar could also potentially ruin the Yuan. Seems like a silver lining to me.
Prom.
*sighs dreamily*
bewbs suck
Ur doin it rong.
I fail to see how that will prevent you from turning your guinea pigs into winter gloves.
HAHAHAHA
At least they are too small to turn into a boxing glove, like Floyd.
This is what you say: Bewbs suck. In my next life I am coming back smaller than an A cup.
This is what everyone hears: Being rich sucks. In my next life I am coming back poor.
I am drinking cheap beer. There’s a sale on; $2.59 for a six pack of tall boys.
I’m not proud.
You prefer cheap beer to cheap wine or cheap liquor?
>> At least they are too small to turn into a boxing glove, like Floyd.
Dead dats make excellent oven mitts
In my next life I am coming back smaller than an A cup
My daughter makes fun of herself when we try to find her bras that fit – in the little girl’s department. I tell her that if she keeps her thinness, she will be happy with her smallness when she hits my age.
She can wear anything and guys see her face first.
This is what everyone hears:
Not quite.
You prefer cheap beer to cheap wine or cheap liquor?
Wine is a sedative to me and the grocery stores around here don’t sell liquor.
Kickass new header
There is absolutely nothing wrong with not having money or having small boobs.
I’m just saying when you complain about the opposite, it’s unbecoming and probably an insult to God.
Of course that’s just my opinion which is always correct.
SHINY PENNY!!!!
I was chasing the kids on the beach when they were little and Count said that it was borderline pornographic. To me that sucks
Wine is a sedative to me and the grocery stores around here don’t sell liquor.
I agree about wine. It gives me an instant headache.
How come you don’t have a Crazy Woman Liquors near you?
Kickass new header
Awesome. Did you make that?
the grocery stores around here don’t sell liquor.
I don’t think I’ll be visiting you anytime in the near future.
You don’t hear me bitching about have a huge weezer do you? You think it’s fun to run on the beach with that?
I’m just sayin’.
Boobs are amazing in all sizes.
This is why I am committed to scientific boob research. I want to give back, what was given to me.
Because I am not ungrateful.
Sean, what do you want to talk about?
Uncanny.
http://tinyurl.com/3hf87jg
Hey Sean, check your yahoo.
No. That’s an Exurban Jon original.
The word “weezer” conjures up the image of tweezers, used by millions to remove small things, like slivers and nose hairs.
Another bottle of Fuzzy Navel Two If By Tea please.
Just about anything but your dong would be okay, really.
Count said that it was borderline pornographic.
Poor count, couldn’t stand up and chase after yous, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Can’t I be rich and flat please Rosie?
I thought Pee-Wee was in jail.
Speaking of which, I’m glad I went long Dong today.
We need to know the last time the US debt had less than a AAA rating.
Has that ever happened?
He’s down at the other end of the bar, and just brought up how he was in the Green Berets.
Hotstuff, do you think he’s an imposter? Because it would be fun for you to find out.
There’s like three times as many men who claim to have served in Vietnam, as than actually served.
Can’t I be rich and flat please Rosie?
NO!! You can be rich and busty. That’s it.
Stop crying before I give you something to cry about.
Speaking of which, I’m glad I went long Dong today.
The best currency stabilization policy is to name your currency “dong”.
I don’t know who came up with that but it was fucking genius.
Fuck the gold standard, we should go on the dong standard.
Why the hell am I not the President of the St. Louis Fed?
Replied, pups.
>> Has that ever happened?
No
Just about anything but your dong would be okay, really.
You don’t have to be an asshole.
Who’s better? Led Zeppelin of whoever Huckabee is playing with this coming Sunday?
Ok
Led Zeppelin of whoever Huckabee is playing with this coming Sunday?
You might be tempted to answer Led Zeppelin, but whoever Huckabee is with will leave feeling deprived and cheated. That’s the equation for an instant rebound fuck.
No
I couldn’t find the year when S&P started rating our shit. Whatever it is, Obama is about to hear about it a lot.
I’ll go with Zep. Huckabee is going to be on Red Eye tonight, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU&ob=av2e
MEMO TO GEORGE W. BUSH:
Prepare to be blamed for the downgrade, ChimpyMcShitler.
Ok
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!*
He’s used to being “historic.” He should handle it ok.
Right?
Seen, you got it WRONG!
Worst president ever
I have often wished for smaller waist, smaller ass, smaller feet, but never smaller bewbs.
I want every Hostage girl to be happy with her boobies.
It starts with appreciation.
I’m appreciatin.
*mixes important formulas in beakers with bunsen burners and shit
BLAM!
*cough cough.. ok, scratch THAT one.
seventy seven million to go
I appreciate all bewbs.
Diversity FTW!
He’s used to being “historic.” He should handle it ok.
So what do you think happens Monday? Do you agree that not a fucking thing will change or do you think there will be some fallout?
If the market shits the bed and he tries to push the “tea party is to blame” crap, he’s toast.
Tea party, 8 months in Congress = ZOMGDOWNGRADE!!
Obama, 32 months as President = ZOMGBUSH YOU SUMBITCH!!
I appreciate all bewbs.
We used to have a Bewbs Page with lots to appreciate.
We used to have a Bewbs Page with lots to appreciate.
Actually your PoL picture isn’t all that.
There is nothing this man touches that he doesn’t fuck up.
http://nation.foxnews.com/wind-power/2011/08/05/wind-turbine-maker-who-obama-praised-files-bankruptcy
“Green Jobs” hardest hit.
http://tinyurl.com/3kavt6z
Rub some dirt on it.
Big or small or round or tight, they are precious in my sight
Dave in Texas loves the boobies of the girlllllllls.
Obama or Jarrett or whoever is in charge at the White House won’t change a thing. They’re balls to the wall. But, I’m wildly optimistic that he will be dumped at the next go around.
Sadly, even then we have another year and a half at least of shitty economy to look forward to.
>> Do you agree that not a fucking thing will change
Ayup
*Drinks*
Obama, 32 months as President = ZOMGBUSH YOU SUMBITCH!!
Yeah, that’s starting to get a wee bit tiresome, isn’t it?
SACK UP, BARRY!!!
He could be like Sam Walton back on black Tuesday.. “I haven’t lost anything, I haven’t sold anything”
Next 12 years there were two splits and share value went from 22 to 78.
…
OR he could drink TEQUILA!
Speaking of bewbs, XBrad’s blog got 51K hits yesterday for the Load HEAT of Marg Helgenberger. 10K today.
in other news, S&P downgraded Floyd’s ability to have puppies to AA-.
Nice hat, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/3uf6g96
Hahahaha … I’m watching season 1 of Archer on Netflix and Pam’s carrying around one of those Jagermeister dispensers like they have in bars.
*Thinks of Rosetta and the school bus*
*Drinks*
Nice hat, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/3uf6g96
I have a nice guitar.
Actually, I kinda like your trashcan too. Is that stainless?
Yeah where are the tabs?
Alright, time for Jeopardy and, apparently, a meatless pasta dinner.
WHEN DID I CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM??!
>> in other news, S&P downgraded Floyd’s ability to have puppies to AA-.
I’ve been rated AA- since 1992.
As with most things, there’s good news in the bad news.
*Thinks of Rosetta and the school bus*
*Drinks*
Hahahahaha.
Best bus ride ever.
*Drinks*
Ha Ha! That school bus setup has to be one of the top 7 most brilliant things you have ever done Rosetta.
Meatless pasta?
Why do you hate America?
Sohos, all the old tabs are in the new tab named ‘Old Tabs’.
*pops open a can of Coke*
Meatless pasta in California vs. Liquorless grocery store in Texas.
I win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47o44m4J2U
Ha Ha! That school bus setup has to be one of the top 7 most brilliant things you have ever done Rosetta.
Hahaha. I wanted a pimp bus but I didn’t get on that early enough.
But I thought the school bus turned out to be a nice touch since we’re all fucking 17 years old.
PUT YOUR WINDOW DOWN YOU COCK!!!
Actually thinking about the bus makes me miss Chumbo.
I don’t remember who it was but someone went up to Chumbo before we left the DoubleTree parking lot and said “Are you the bus driver?”.
“No I’m Chumbo.”
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
School bus ride was AWESOME!
Debbie Schnausserman Sgt. Schultz.. We Own The Economy!
http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/06/what-was-debbie-thinking
>> I don’t remember who it was but someone went up to Chumbo before we left the DoubleTree parking lot and said “Are you the bus driver?”.
I wanted to drive the bus, but NOOOOOOOOO
Damn, I don’t remember who that was either, and I was standing right there when it happened.
I may have been intoxicated.
Dave?Hostage men?(NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHMKmQGAkg
left the DoubleTree parking lot and said “Are you the bus driver?”.
“No I’m Chumbo.”
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That story makes me laugh and laugh until I cry. The silly bus ride home, I tried to take pictures; more than half of them were crooked or out of focus or both. Good mojo Rosie.
*tosses beads at Roamy*
I co-wrote that song and covered some.
That story makes me laugh and laugh until I cry. The silly bus ride home, I tried to take pictures; more than half of them were crooked or out of focus or both. Good mojo Rosie.
That was one of the funniest things ever. Damn Chumbo is fucking hilarious. I talked to Mrs Chumbo on the phone for some reason while we were at Llywelyns. HA!
I hope the bus ride home was fun. I’m sure I had an awesome time.
I was very intoxicated when leaving the bus. I also had to pee so bad I was dancing
**cranks up this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eDoJGwLOaA
**drinks Jager, passes it to Cyn
Me and Romy were screaming and rocking out to some old-school Metallica on the ride back to the hotel.
EXIT LIGHT!
ENTER NI-I-IGHT!
TAAAAKE MY HAAAAND
WE’RE OFF TO NEVER-NEVERLAND
*thrashes long hair all over the fuckin’ place*
Awesomeness unrivaled.
Where is Chumpo, btw? Damn he was full of positive energy and joyful vibes.
WE NEEDS HIM.
Holy shit RFH, I ow you a coke, lol
*takes a run, hops, and slides in next to Roamy; drinks and giggles*
Where is Chumpo, btw? Damn he was full of positive energy and joyful vibes.
No shit. I love that guy. He needs to be at at least every other meat up.
Damn he’s funny.
I’d say get out of my head, but you’re just fine, Laura.
Yes Chumps has been very scarce, and is missed!
I regret not grabbing Chumpo’s ass when he offered. It seems so silly to have refused now.
Hey MJ!
It is August are you ready to find a Porsche?
I grabbed Chumpo’s ass.
He just giggled.
He might be a happier man than me. And that’s sayin something.
Roamster, that was like one of our *only* personal connections that weekend. So many people, so easy to get cornered, so little time. I will never forget seeing you have a blast and whip your pretty dark curls around like a kid on a field trip though.
Dark bus, bright lights flashing through, alcohol, music, magic.
*bows to Rosetta in gratitude*
I shook my hair, but it wouldn’t go anywhere.
dangit.
Yeah, my big regrets for the weekend were not connecting better with you, NiceDeb, Gabe, and GLand. It was a hug and “Hey, how ya doin’?” and not much else.
>> I shook my hair, but it wouldn’t go anywhere.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
True story (and I hope he sees this), Gabe pulled a funny on me one time that weekend when I started to hug him by flinching and sayin “why are you touching me?”
I vapor-locked for a sec and he laughed at me. Bastard.
we’ve been downgraded
>> FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
HAHAHAHA.
I’m wearing it a little longer now, not buzzed on the sides, but down to the ear.
Because I’m 51 and I still can.
MOVIE TIME:
Edward Chumpohands: Short Bus of Love
See you cool kids tomorrow.
Hahahaha. He’s hilarious.
*Books flight to DC*
That won a Blind Academy award didn’t it, Rosetta?
Histwah: The “Best and the Brightest” totally fucked up Cuba and the Berlin Wall.
They didn’t just step on their dicks, they stomped on em.
What movie tonight Fairy Rosette?
Indians are off the chart!
I think they are really Zulus
Dave, re your tweet of a second ago, I watched a thing on the H this week about the M-16 and how McNamara was all queer for it in Vietnam.
They really took the wood to him, which was nice.
Oh. Heh. Forget the tweet.
The M-16 killed more American soldiers and Marines than the goddamn F-4 killed pilots.
So his second idea was less harmful.
No wonder his middle name was “Strange”
Ahhh, the F-4. Who needs a gun on an airplane anymore?
What’s ironic is that the AK is basically exactly the opposite of the M-16. Which one would you have wanted?
All brought to you by the smartest motherfuckers in the room. Just ask ’em.
Governor Perry is having his prayer deal in Houston tonight. Douchebag protesters on the news.
good night everyone
I would go to that Perry event if I lived their. Stupid protesters.
Under Rick Perry’s watch, Texas got spending under control (full disclosure, this cost Mrs. Dave a job), and our credit rating is now at least as good as the United States’.
Personally I think it’s a better risk, and also Mrs. Dave found another job.
(she’s a part timer, which is important to me cause I need a lot of care)
Sweetest of dreams Sohos
“their”…wow and yuck and I am completely sober. Perhaps that is the problem.
I sure miss stalking Sohos from those shrubs in the backyard.
Time. There’s just no damn time for fun anymore.
I meant “their’s no time”
HAHAHAHA!
Their wolf?
WHEIR WOLF?
I saw the post about Texas’ rating getting upped…I sure hope that that hits all the media outlets. Perry would practically be ushered into office rightdamn now. But alas, only Fox and a few others will come across that nugget.
That was actually 2 years ago, after Texas passed the first budget with an actual net decrease in real spending in over 40 years.
We just passed another one.
It all bodes well for Perry I think. The MSM will surely be coming after him hard now.
And with that I am off.
Later cool kids.
Sweet dreams to all.
‘Night tigress.
*combs my hair..
hands the comb to Andy and Rosetta…
D’OH
The M-16 was just fine, when it was approved. After the ammo manufacturer changed the powder, not so much. Fouled the bolts and plugged the gas-tubes.
The new ‘piston-variants’ using a similar design to the M-14(a “REAL” battle-rifle) don’t give a shit about the powder.
I really liked my M-14. Blind as I was, I could consistently hit half silhouettes at 400 meters. It would still run, covered with mud and shit. A really great rifle.
>> After the ammo manufacturer changed the powder, not so much
Q: And why’d they do that?
A: Whiz Kids
ChrisP, I have an AR-15 and and an M1-A. If I had to pick one, I’d take the M-1A 10 times out of 10.
until they put that misfeed plunger above the trigger guard…
The “forward assist”, Dave?
That was on the M-16A1, but the real trick was chrome-plated chambers that cost about $1.50 too much for the Whiz Kids’ abacuses (or is it abacii?) to keep up with.
Oooh. Another Southern Rock weekend?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxywPYRCbI&ob=av2e
the chambers were the cause of the misfeeds.
No, failure to clean the weapon after firing 50 rounds was the cause.
/Whiz Kid who had never been in a firefight
wait, I fireded 12 rounds!
*gets out cleaning kit while mortars drop
Where’s the left coast crew tonight? (not that I don’t love you, Dave, but this is gettin’ kinda cozy)
*kisses you full onna mouth*
tell em I said howdy, I gits to sleeps now
I’m here for the moment. I was burning through some stuff on the DVR.
Changing the powder, $$$$.
Yeah the M-14 is by far, the better rifle.
But, it’s “too heavy”. Poor babies.
Anita has an AR-15.
I’ll wait for an M1-A, if I can find one that I can afford.
A lot of the change was driven by the ability of the trooper to carry more ammo, since they no-longer taught “marksmanship”. We reverted to ‘spray-n-pray’.
I’d prefer to carry ammo that would knock-em-down’ with one hit (.308), at greater range.
I was not involved in the change in philosophy, I was just subject to it.
So it goes…
The Surgeon General is on some PBS show talking about how we have the Department of Transportation integrated into health care now.
Fantastic.
Crispy, did you serve in Vietnam?
R. Lee Ermey has said that he preferred the M14 when he was in the Corps.
Gonna go take the dog for a walk. Back in a few.
L; R – Dave; Andy (I’m the black guy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ
Dude, I’ve met you and there is no possible scenario in which you’re a black guy.
Okay, maybe Marvel Ultimate Andy could be replaced by a black guy.
There! See.
It’s a Texans and Georgians thing.
Although, truth be told, Dave’s from Alabama.
The song the Southern Rock DJ puts on when he has to go take a dump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82OM5tzcrk
I like almost all of the Southerners I’ve ever met, but I really don’t understand you. It must be something about being a native Californian from a Midwestern family.
heh
You know, if you weren’t a very cute, friendly pregnant woman, I’d tell you to GO FUCK YOURSELF.
(Whew. I feel much better now.)
Hahahaha
Flowchart the birthing process. Go!
Sean, as soon as you accept that we should have won the War of Yankee Aggression, you’ll understand.
Andy, as soon as you accept that the South should have had a bigger focus on industrial development as opposed to agriculture, you’ll get over it.
No doubt. But air conditioning hadn’t been invented yet.
Seriously, though, I think if you look at the pivotal question facing us today … the proper size and scope of the federal government … the seeds of the omnipresent federal government were sewn when some states voted to leave the union, and the union said no.
It’s been downhill ever since.
I’m not gonna game out fighting the Civil War again. All my toy soldiers are in the shop.
The blue ones are pussies anyway.
My girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoR2Oax82kY
Uhhhhh…I’m not sure what I’m supposed to get from that.
Are you supposed to be advised from having a Satanic-looking guy preside over your wedding?
Is it good to leave your groom at the altar (which is apparently being presided by Satan) for some other guy? I mean, I guess that probably wasn’t meant to be.
Do Southern wedding planners enter into contracts with guys who are OBVIOUSLY the Devil to officiate at weddings? Is your Immortal Soul worth having the perfect wedding? (Don’t answer me, ladies!)
Country Music is awful enough without AutoTune, isn’t it?
Turns out she’s been lying, too. Well, my sympathy has been challenged.
Insomnia!
Downgrade wakey wakey
Downgrade because all Obama can do is takey takey.
Good morning Carin, how many miles are you going to run today while I sit on my ass?
So… I’m thinking it might be best to not check my 401k for the next year or two.
OTOH, maybe someone will buy my house while interest rates are still low.
Wakey wakey me up when it’s time to vote again.
Mornin’, homo sapiens.
I was gonna go to the Monroe Co Fair today, but they’re saying 55% thunderstorms for the area and time. Lame.
Serious question here…
Does anyone you know who liked/voted for Barry think he’s done a good job? And this doesn’t count for straight-up Palin haters since McCain is obviously still alive.
If you know people who think he’s doing a good job, ask them to roleplay him in a performance review where he has to justify hanging on to his current position.
I don’t talk politics with my liberal friends at all if I can help it. It’s like trying to discuss evolutionary biology with a creationist.
I’m fervently hoping that a lot of the people who say they still support Barry are lying to pollsters.
Did anybody find out why the 2004 pres. election exit polls were so far off from reality? I seem to remember a lot of people pretending to be with the cool kids but actually casting their votes for Bush.
Maybe the exit pollers wanted to depress Republican turnout, sort of like when the networks called Florida for Gore before the polls were closed.
What’s Andy’s beef with green grass?
The rescue finally has a event that is close enough for me to take Zeke and Ginger to.
It is outside.
I wonder if I can get Zeke to carry a backpack full of beer? Do I have a quart of OFF!?
gmarmim
A better question is the one Ace (I think) asked. Do you know anyone who didn’t vote for Obama in 2008 who supports him now? The trend seems to be decidedly unidirectional.
Time to go feed the horses and mow my other lawn. Later, potentators.
Waitress!
A round of Bloody Mary’s Please.
Dave looks like he needs one
I don’t like tomato juice, so make mine a mimosa, please.
Chop chop.
*champagne and oj, delivered on a silver tray*
>> I don’t like tomato juice, so make mine a mimosa, please.
Neither do I. But I love a Bloody Mary … the tom-ah-to juice is the small price you pay for the shot that brings you back to life.
I liked Mrs. Peel’s link last night, especially the dickfinity. That may get used at work.
Thank you kindly, Dave!
There’s a shiny new poat.
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