Sexy sometimes is the foreplay of care and feeding. So this week’s Hunky Hump Day features Sexy Chefs… men who slice, dice, sweat, and haul cute asses to make what goes in our mouths memorable with awesome mouth-watering goodness.
Ancient medieval knights and swash-buckling swordsmen have met their match in modern culinarians. Chefs are now well educated, with years of experience under the tutelage of other fine chefs. Long hours, enduring heat, working quickly, constantly on the move and on their feet, thinking clearly, and being tough, while mastering the unmanageable, chaotic, and unknown. Then they transition, keeping their cool, so they can humbly prepare and present their passions on a simple plate. Enjoy their love in every bite. Feast your eyes on this week’s meat, the Sexy Chefs!
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bourdain reminds me of wiserbud, for some reason.
Never heard if Marcus. Very intirguing.
Car in must be sleeping in.
Sean, I appreciate your toad adventures, you crazy.
leon, I wish you the fastest of sales on the abode you are vacating.
Okay, going to try to get more sleep. Storm was horrible this early morn – the lightening burnt four homes down the next town over.
And my adenoids are swollen with cooties. Sumbitches hurt.
Wakey wakey.
Yea, I slept in (although I’ve been up for a bit)
I woke up right at 6, got up. But I was tired, so I went back to bed. I had a rough run yesterday. I think the cleanse thing is wiping me out.
Nice boner.
oh my ,that’s horrible beasn.
Also, someone used up my muthafocking bandwidth, so I had to deal with that.
I would vote for the most despised RINO we have, reclining on a giant buttered shit sandwich with a side of warm vomit, rather than NOT vote against Obama.
*subscribes to Lauraw’s newsletter
Thanks, Beasn. We’ve got a few more things to do here before we can show it, but we’re most of the way there. Looks like I need to mow in a half hour or so if I want to miss the light rain we’re supposed to get (and not get another sunburn).
Right now I’m puttering around and vacuuming where all the dust bunnies built up under the furniture.
Andy got quoted in the Morning Jolt
V-MAn – what are they going to do with your eye?
Goodness. That’s yucky.
Am I caught up?
Just think, Leon. As so as you’re done, you can start unpacking!
Unpacking is fun for about 2 hours.
Then I start deciding I don’t really need all that shit in those boxes.
But – HEY – are we going to get some pictures of your new house????
I wanna see.
I was thinking – I ‘m going to landscape (my – ha) the store, and I’ll do a before and after to share.
Unpacking is a daunting, daunting prospect.
Makes laundry, mowing, and vacuuming seem easy and fun.
Anyone have any good suggestions for winter interest?
I’m going to put a few ornamental trees for winter interest, and some grasses. I’m going for a more natural, arty look, because the store is in Ferndale. Think – funky people. And i need to make the store look nicer (the building is bla) AND make it pop a bit.
A few bushes ain’t gonna get it done.
I think i’m going to do a birdfeeder too. That’s kinda funky. Plus, it will give the guys in the store something kinda fun to look at.
I unpack the kitchen, my books, and then pictures.
the rest of the stuff can go to hell.
That’s roughly the order the boxes go in, from outside to inside.
We barely packed the kitchen, most of it is still here. Thankfully, I still have the coffee-maker.
*sip*
Chefs are now well educated, with years of experience under the tutelage of other fine chefs. Long hours, enduring heat, working quickly, constantly on the move and on their feet, thinking clearly, and being tough, while mastering the unmanageable, chaotic, and unknown. Then they transition, keeping their cool, so they can humbly prepare and present their passions on a simple plate. Enjoy their love in every bite. Feast your eyes on this week’s meat, the Sexy Chefs!
Longest definition of the word “faggot” evah!!!
bourdain reminds me of wiserbud, for some reason.
yeah, I…..
That’s really…..
You know, I……
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ummmmm………
okay, I got nothing.
The older generation of chefs match Cathy’s description. The new generation are taught in culinary school that the sun shines out of their butts. When they graduate they think they know it all, and they don’t know jack.
One of our experiences was with a young lady who sprinkled uncooked lentils on a salad. Yeah, real star performers.
http://is.gd/izCyYb
I don’t know about your neck of the woods, but I’m pretty sure we had ATM’s in our little crackah-assed town, and kiosks at our puddle-jumper airport way back in the day when unemployment was 5.0% and Halliburton owned the entire executive branch. Maybe I’m just misremembering shit.
Pendejo – don’t interrupt when Obama’s talking out of his ass.
We made a reservation at your bride’s inn, Hotspur.
Woot! Weekend away.
Which one of you hosefockers are going to come and watch my kids?
Car in, not sure what they are called, but there are bushes that have red stems, so when the leaves drop, you have red branches. My uncle planted them, and they look really good when you have snow. The contrast is very cool.
Heh: Legal Insurrection: “your comments about spiking footballs seem distinctly un-professorial”
Seems Professor Jacobsen is getting caught up in the moment.
There’s something to the automation argument, but ATMs are a shitty example.
Low-end bookkeeping is being priced out of the market by Quicken and similar software. My mother-in-law is a now out-of-work bookkeeper, and so is her roommate at trucking school.
And, of course, low-skill agrarian and construction labor is now almost fully automated, by which I mean “done by illegal immigrants below the unconscionably high minimum wage”.
Car in, can your kids do drywall and baseboards?
I know what those are J’ames. It’s a type of Dogwood.
Car in, can your kids do drywall and baseboards?
they can if they want to eat, I suppose.
I don’t recall leon saying anything about feeding them.
They won’t work if you don’t feed them.
They’ll just lay down and die.
There’s a Little Caesar’s 1.5 miles away. They can have $5 pizzas every hour on the hour if it gets my basement walls finished.
You’ll make a great dad.
For pizza and some soda, they’ll do just about anything.
Is that Anthony Bourdain or Anthony Weiner?
Good morning! My GF (and every other woman I’ve hit on recently) seems to like Curtis Stone of “Take Home Chef”:
You’re welcome.
😛
Bourdain. It’s easy to tell, because the above photo was taken by someone other than the person in it.
OH, and here’s the HHD theme song, as it plays in my head:
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v23128672e
Love, hug me; hate me, leave me! 😛
Curtis Stone is doing a LOT of commercials for HyVee, a regional grocery store. I’m getting really sick of hearing about his T-Bone steak with chimchurri sauce.
good morning all you sausage wranglers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaYR5lwzomE
Hyper-important headline of the day at MSN.com:
Did the first lady get a haircut?
http://thelook.today.com/_news/2011/06/14/6856710-did-michelle-obama-get-a-haircut-new-bob-has-folks-wondering?gt1=43001
Women only cut their hair when they’ve just broken up with someone or are about to. I heard that somewhere.
Oh man, that’d make my year. I’d have to call a doctor after my schadenboner wouldn’t go away after 4 hours.
OH, and here’s the HHD theme song, as it plays in my head:
really? I thought this was the official HHD theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlbPw7WAqM
by the way, here’s a bit of trivia for you:
One of the writers of that song is Paul Schaffer
Carin, those Contorted Filberts are kinda funky. Good as a Winter specimen (AKA Harry Lauder’s Walking Stick).
I thought this was the official HHD theme:
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I’ll be happy to pick you up from the Chippendales after the show if you need a ride – just don’t get handsy on the way home.
This might be appropriate for the ladies, too: http://tinyurl.com/34hhp28
I’ve used this plant selector in the past to search for plants by their attributes: http://www.hort.uconn.edu/plants/
Carin, please email me the dates.
For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of meeting him, “Chef Andrew” is Michael and Cathy’s son, and he is a FANTASTIC chef! He’s also one of the nicest young men you will ever meet.
He went to chef school, and he takes great care to ensure that all of the people who eat his creations are well fed and happy. He and Michael made dinner for the hungry folks at the Dallas meat-up last October.
Cathy is one lucky lady…..
red osier dogwood
It’s an indigenous plant to Michigan.
I LOVE those contorted filberts – it gets too hot down here for those lovelies to grow, so we just have to yearn from afar….
Anthony Weiner announces candidacy for President. Word has it he will call on Eric Holder to be his V.P.. Imma printing about a billion Weiner – Holder stickers right now!!!
*effectively lowers H2 standards 2.37 iotas*
Awesome database, lauraw, thanks!
How YOU doin’?
Welcome back, TiFW. Hope you had a nice time.
Count is the hawtest chef I know! Curtis is 2nd…
I’ll be happy to pick you up from the Chippendales after the show if you need a ride – just don’t get handsy on the way home.
Look, I can’t make any promises. Depends on how much I have to drink, okay?
*tackles TiFW, gives her the “contorted filbert”*
effectively lowers H2 standards 2.37 iotas
Prevaricator. H2 has no standards. 😉
Count is the hawtest chef I know! Curtis is 2nd…
I did something right today! 😀
effectively lowers H2 standards 2.37 iotas
and that’s just because that joke is already painfully old.
Yanoow, like Michael.
and that’s just because that joke is already painfully old.
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nu uhh, I made it u…………. OK, I saw it on facechimp and have been a little out of the loop the last couple of days.
Damn.
Wow, Lauraw. thanx.
Depends on how much I have to drink, okay?
You’ll be riding in the back behind the dog barrier. I don’t care if you get fleas, either – they can make friends with your crabs.
Thanks, J’Ames! Mr. TiFW’s famlly has been going to the same place for years, but on the weekends. This year, the “elders” wanted to go during the week – we had the campground virtually to ourselves. (“camping” for me means an air-conditioned cabin with running water, a refrigerator and microwave, and cable TV……)
The drought in South Texas has taken its toll on the river at the campsite – the water level is down about 6-7 feet. We were able to WALK all the way out to the cliffs on the other “bank” of the river. I never realized there were large, flat rocks down that deep – we were able to climb up and sit on some of them!
Wish we could ship some water down to South Texas. Southwest Iowa has more than they can handle.
Climbing is for monkeys and kids.
When you get older, you just throw poop.
I don’t care if you get fleas, either – they can make friends with your crabs.
I told you already… I shaved. The crabs are now a thing of the past.
*Forms H2 Water Redistribution Solutions!*
*Applies for ARRA grant*
Andy, if we put turbines in the pipelines we can produce electricity.
*applies for “Green Energy” grant*
Most excellent HHD Cathy!
My appetite has been, um, whetted.
Andy got quoted in the Morning Jolt
Congrats, Andy!
G’Morning.
Thanks for the Take Home Chef, Curtis Stone suggestion, Jazz. He is a
sexy guy and a ‘taking HIM home’ comment would be low hanging fruit.
Awesome! We can use that electricity to power the pumps.
Don’t forget the windmills on top of our
perpetual motion machinescars.I told you already… I shaved. The crabs are now a thing of the past.
A nether-tonsure is not a “shave.” It’s a style, and it provides accommodations for your tiny livestock.
Thanks Cyn!
Sorry to everyone hoping for a few more bare chests.
Awesome! We can use that electricity to power the pumps.
Shovel-ready!
and it provides accommodations for your tiny livestock.
Oh,so now you’re gonna judge me? H8ER!!
Thanks for the Take Home Chef, Curtis Stone suggestion, Jazz.
Certainly, Cath. If you need any interior decorating or help accessorizing or anything…. 😛
Thanks. Even better was that it came from the unfunnily-commented Hot Air piece wiser linked yesterday.
And thanks too, Car in. I missed that earlier.
*Frames Morning Jolt email*
Sorry to everyone hoping for a few more bare chests.
You’ve got a guy that’s practically nekkid up there, Cathy!
*goes hunting for a red-headed chef ….
Oh,so now you’re gonna judge me? H8ER!!
It’s very easy from the topmost window of this ivory, phallus-shaped tower.
*goes hunting for a red-headed chef …. Bobby Flay?
And agreement on the Wiser – Bourdain resemblance. Both very quick humor, smart smart asses… and yes very sexy too.
Thanks. Even better was that it came from the unfunnily-commented Hot Air piece wiser linked yesterday.
glad I could help you out there, curly.
ivory, phallus-shaped tower.
oooooooooh……… shiny………
Sorry to everyone hoping for a few more bare chests.
There is the naked Bourain, but otherwise, sometimes less is more. Rawr!
Andy! Got an iPad yesterday. Wow. Majorly wow. I was up til almost 3:00 a.m. playing with it.
And agreement on the Wiser – Bourdain resemblance. Both very quick humor, smart smart asses… and yes very sexy too.
oh my……..
How YOU doin’?
I’m really hungry
I thought the exact same thing when I saw Bourdain. My mind quickly said: Looks like Wiserbabe
That video at Legal Insurrection’s Spiking the Football that Jay linked…
HAHAHA! Crossing my legs laughing! We need to scrub any links of this however as I know if Rosetta saw this we would be hammered with it for days.
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind
bluebrown eyes. . .http://fwd4.me/03yG
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind
bluebrown eyes. . .That’s becaus my brown eye is behind ME.
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind
bluebrown eyes. . .That’s because my brown eye is behind ME.
…sometimes less is more. Rawr!
*nods at Cyn and winks*
The way to this woman’s heart is through the mind. Along with being well fed and cared for, I like to be intrigued, humored, and teased.
*rawr!*
Hey Sohos!
Jazz – I didn’t laugh the second time either. . . 😉
Cathy – Nice job
Wiser. Watch some of Bourdain’s “No Reservations” episodes via Netflix instantly and you will see what we gals are galkin’ and talkin’ about.
*smooch*
Wow, did Jewstin do HHD today?
I thought the exact same thing when I saw Bourdain. My mind quickly said: Looks like Wiserbabe
Ladies, ladies… please…. one at a time……
wha?
We need to scrub any links of this however as I know if Rosetta saw this we would be hammered with it for days.
Hahahaha! No shit. But ain’t the internet grand? ♫I’m so happyyy…..♫
Ladies, ladies… please…. one at a time……
And keep in mind he’ll need three days rest in between.
by the way, you do all know that I am an excellent cook, right?
And keep in mind he’ll need three days rest in between.
Does he then resurrect?
More like reserect.
by the way, you do all know that I am an excellent cook, right?
I loves me some mac-n-cheese.
yannow, it’s no fun to tease Cathy about her HHD if she’s not here.
lame
More like reserect.
If that’s what the viagra bottle says, then yes
drowsy. dammit. getting careless.
And keep in mind he’ll need three days rest in between.
only if we do it right…
Mexican vacations sound AWESOME!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/3hv3sby
Wiser, do you prefer butter or Crisco?
I loves me some mac-n-cheese.
with goat cheese?
Wiser, do you prefer butter or Crisco?
depends. Are you tight?
Wiser, do you prefer butter or Crisco?
lard. That’s why wiserbud likes me so much.
um, you do like me, right wiserbud?
with goat cheese?
barf.
The older generation of chefs match Cathy’s description. The new generation are taught in culinary school that the sun shines out of their butts. When they graduate they think they know it all, and they don’t know jack.
One of our experiences was with a young lady who sprinkled uncooked lentils on a salad. Yeah, real star performers.
Hotspur, sorry to hear about your loser. There are always going to be losers and my son has had to work with a few… they get fired in the stressful venues he’s worked in.
But I’ll respectfully argue with you about the younger chefs in general. Our son graduated from the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park New York. You’ve got to work very hard to get in there. There may be some losers there, but the majority of his contemporaries are some of the most passionate, humble, hard working kiddos I’ve met. True professionals with integrity. Our son has scars from burns and cuts all up and down his arms. He sweats and gets dirty working long hours every day. He has a full culinary and a bachelors degree in business and 5 years as a professional, and has not stopped learning and seeking new and innovative ways to make our mouths happy.
*sneeks up behind pjmomma*
*pinches her in the butt*
Deep fried PJ.
MMmmm… mmmm…..
*pinches her in the butt*
*butters self up in lard
Nothing better than HHD thread of Wiser preening while Peej clings to his ankle.
only if we do it right…Meow!
Hi Sweet Cathy!!!!
Nothing better than HHD thread of Wiser preening while Peej clings to his ankle.
But MCPO, he’s going to break up with me?!? What else am I supposed to do?
Wiser… when you travel here on business, we gotta cook together in my kitchen. MK? Lemme know what you want to prepare. It would be my honor.
Yum. Lard. Bacon-fat. Buttah! Peej. Wiser. Sohos.
Sounds like a party.
Spank it to Democrat tears: http://tinyurl.com/3g3jdeq
Are you tight?
Does a ship’s anchor float?
Are you tight?
Does a ship’s anchor float?
oh that made my morning.
HAHAHAHA!
or, it made my mourning
In other good WI news, they’re on track to pass a concealed weapons bill soon, also:
http://tinyurl.com/3z8fqpv
b-rad! how are ya this morning my friend?
you wanna go to wisconsin with me?
In other good WI news, they’re on track to pass a concealed weapons bill soon, also:
Hmm, they are turning into Texas. Good.
Great political ad. . .
http://fwd4.me/03yU
PJ. I’m moving kinda slow. Other than that, a pretty good morning. Though I *have* been missing you. You spent far too much time with your goats and chickens, and not enough with us.
As to Wisconsin, I’ve been there. Now that Brewfan realizes he can leave the state and visit us in CA, I can’t really think of any reason to go there again.
wasn’t that fun? I lurves me some brewfan and his missus.
Well it IS coming up on summer. I’ll let you visit me in a public location if you so desire.
hahahaha They just said on Fox News that there is “Texas Fatigue”, comparing Rick Perry to G.W. Bush. …knee slapper
I’ll let you visit me in a public location if you so desire.
Take the shotgun too, Peej!
Take the shotgun too, Peej!
Shotgun nothing. I’m bringing compos’ anchor.
I don’t even know what that means.
PJ, I’d love to meetup with you (and PJD, let’s face it, he’s fun to party with too!), but I’m broke as a joke.
I HOPE to generate some income soon, and then we’ll see.
but I’m broke as a joke.
Damnit man! You’re surrounded by old women with bad tickers and fat bank accounts. Take some initiative, ferchrissaskes!
MCPO,
Some of the ladies ARE starting to look pretty good…
Heh, things you never thought would cross your mind…
xbrad, the gold digger.
I prefer the term “man-whore.”
J’Ames – I was into my Master Chief motivating mode. Herr M is next on my list. . .
I said this summer, b-rad. I didn’t say this weekend.
Damnit man! You’re surrounded by old women with bad tickers and fat bank accounts. Take some initiative, ferchrissaskes!
b-rad stars in Deuce Bigelow 3
G’Mornin Xbrad. Good luck with the money-coming-in thingy.
Thought of something else I wanted to share with Hotspur. Hope he reads this… the rest of you might be bored… just hop the comment.
Hotspur, in Anthony Bourdain’s book, “Kitchen Confidential” he describes the sort of arrogant loser cook that you had working for you.
“Personally, I’d prefer to eat food that tastes good and is an honest reflection of its ingredients, than a 3-foot-tall caprice constructed from lemon grass, lawn trimmings, coconuts and red curry. You could lose an eye trying to eat that. When a job applicant starts telling me how Pacific Rim-job cuisine turns him on and inspires him, I see trouble coming. Send me another Mexican dishwasher anytime. I can teach him to cook. I can’t teach character. Show up at work on time six months in a row and we’ll talk about red curry paste and lemon grass. Until then, I have four words for you: ‘Shut the fuck up.’ ”
Also want to mention that in a “No Reservations” episode, Bourdain returned to the CIA, donning the full uniform and toque and was challenged to join students preparing an evening meal for the entire student body. That’s how they all get fed at the school. Bourdain openly confessed that the standards and quality of the curriculum were much higher than when he attended the CIA. He also said he was having a difficult time keeping pace with the real students while following the strict guidelines of the chef instructor.
Gee thanks, Cathy, you reminded me of another book I gotta read. I like watching No Reservations. He sure doesn’t hold back his opinions.
http://fwd4.me/03yY
Uccch. Anthony Bourdain is a goblin.
I don’t know what you ladies are looking at. I see no resemblance to Wisersweetie.
Gotta agree with lauraw – Bourdain might be a good chef, but he presents as a world-class wanna-be who’s one good tragedy away from hazy clouds of meth smoke earned through sucking off closeted construction workers under steering wheels in industrial alleys.
I don’t know what you ladies are looking at. I see no resemblance to Wisersweetie.
No prob, Laura. You see Wiser in the flesh more than I do. It’s more about stuff that is not outward appearance. Hope that makes sense.
Laura, did you get into the Meat Locker? Late in the game I saw a comment from you that you couldn’t get into our pics with Sobek. Sorry…
Climbing is for monkeys and kids.
Your idea of “climbing” is very different from mine – I meant “could slide my fat ass up onto the flat surface of a large rock that was right below the surface of the water”.
Homey don’t “climb”……
Only saw one episode of Bourdain’s show, he was drunk somewhere in Mexico eating goat-meat wrapped up in a tortilla.
This was mildly interesting, because I had a flashback.
I see no resemblance to Wisersweetie.
Tall, skinnyish, smartaleck, willing to remove his clothing and pose with a bone. Though, isn’t Boredame a lib?
*remembers when he went to visit Ted Nugent*
Bourdain seems to have grown up a tad and settled down a bit more than his early days of hard drugs, sex, and stupidity — all of which he has confessed in his own writings. I have no need to beat him up about any of that.
There is something very attractive about him that has to do with his sarcasm and honesty. Deep down he is a very decent person, I think. His No Reservations shows reveal a kind person who loves being around simple people who love preparing food and do it faithfully. And I love his antics and gift of language and wit.
Porn star Ginger Lee at press conf now to talk about Weiner. HAHAHAHA!
*grabs popcorn*
http://is.gd/mjtDwX
Maybe Weiner will become a porn star. He’s more than qualified with that ‘congressional whore’ thing ‘under his belt’.
Heh, and Gloria Allred standing right beside her. I’m gonna have to watch that later.
Just judging on appearance, Perry seems a bit smarmy. Like the southern Mitt Romney.
Plus, being Bush’s Lieutenant Gov. will give the Dems a reason to make the election about Bush and “his failed policies that we inherited” crap.
I gotta find the Bourdain-Nugent meetup when I get home. That just sounds like old dynamite sitting in the sun.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww…poor Ginger, such a stressful time for her. She has lost income over the whole affair.
Someone who lives off her pooter loses income, how?
Good grief. Do ya see how ‘innocent’ she tries to look. Meh.
I don’t understand what Gloria Alred IS. Is she the white, female equivalent of Al Sharpton? Media whore? For what purpose?
MJ, yes.
Ginger could go peddle her ass to Charlie Sheen, Tom Sizemore, or Client #9 if she’s that hard up for money. It’s not like she doesn’t have a fan club, and it’s not like there aren’t some with the resources to schtoop her in the manner to which she’s become accustomed.
I’m gonna go on the record as someone who likes Rick Perry quite a bit. I love Sarah Palin, but I have to admit to thinking a couple of years ago that Perry might have “what it takes” to go all the way.
I’d love to see Perry and Palin double-team Obama in a debate – there’d be nothing left but a picked-clean carcass by the time those two were through…..
Bourdain claims to be a lib, but so much of what he says and writes shows him to have conservative ideals.
The No Reservations show with Ted Nugent is great… Bourdain seemed to be in his element and they had a great time together.
Someone who lives off her pooter loses income, how?
Wear and tear.
I need to get seriously drunk at some point in the immediate future.
Here Jay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aSglGw88U
*reminds self to refresh faster to keep up with the direction the conversation is heading*
I don’t understand what Gloria Alred IS. Is she the white, female equivalent of Al Sharpton?
She’s the Nancy Pelosi of the California Bar. Botoxed, clueless, and a hack, but she’s unprincipled with got well-heeled friends.
Someone who lives off her pooter loses income, how?
Wear and tear.
I can see the tax deduction for depreciation of her asset.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y
Dammit, Jazz took my joke about cooter depreciation.
BEST CAMPAIGN AD EVER!!!
bwhahahahah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EZ3B8WvVjL4
I love Ladd Ehligner.
http://tinyurl.com/3f325fj
Dammit, Jazz took my joke about cooter depreciation.
Not to worry, Xbrad. The Xbrad Funneh-Meter™ readings are high for June.
Ok, Mouse head back on. I feel much better.
I think we’re all screwed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zPQpz3aHD0
I don’t understand what Gloria Alred IS. Is she the white, female equivalent of
Al SharptonJohnnie Cochran?FTFY, yep.
btw, it’s so cool to have met you. I can actually see you asking this question. In my
pantsmind’s eye.In my mind’s eye.
Nothing scandalous from the Ginger Lee live interview. She rec’d no pics nor did she send any. He sent some emails that were suggestive of “his package” but she specifically did not respond to any of those messages. He told her of the impending scandal and she asked for his help in how to respond. He gave her some direction on this and she used it.
IMO, this was a way for her to get free publicity about her “Featured Dancer” career. She will now be able to command big money from this.
Wear and tear.
I can see the tax deduction for depreciation of her asset.
Now see, just like modeling or aging – in general, you would think one would prepare for that eventuality. Save, save, save, for the day your pooter falls out.
HAHA! Your video is a crack up MJ !!
Great to have met you as well. I put your comment from last night on my POS blog without credit or a link or anything. I assumed you’d want it that way, but I had to post it because it was so damn…correct. And no one reads it anyway, so there’s that.
http://is.gd/jEFrUR
Sorry, Cathy. I didn’t realize your son is a chef, or I wouldn’t have made the comment that I made.
In response though, I will concede that the CIA is a whole different ballgame than the culinary schools we have had graduates from. The CIA grads are the rel deal.
I read Kitchen Confidential on HotBride’s recommendation when we first bought the inn. It gave me a white hot searing hate for Bourdain. I just couldn’t abide his arrogance and condescension. Maybe because it was too personal at the time, being new owners.
Test comment from my new iPad. Squeeeeeeee! Thanks Batman!
Stop taunting J’Ames with youtube links he can’t watch at work.
And no one reads it anyway, so there’s that.
That’s not fair, MJ. I read your blog once.
Hotspur. I am GLAD you are honest about the frustrations you folks have had. And you might give Bourdain another look… check out his shows. AND I still think he agrees with you more on the issue of hiring cooks and chefs than disagrees.
He is intriguing and makes money being a naughty boy. Throw him a bone… or a boner in honor of today’s HHD poat. Bwaaaaa-hahahaha.
Now see, just like modeling or aging – in general, you would think one would prepare for that eventuality. Save, save, save, for the day your pooter falls out.
I’m working on that myself. It’s only a matter of time before the technology escapes me and I’m forced to manage or retire.
And then my pooter will fall out.
I refuse to be cowed or cajoled out of my judgmentalism. Anthony Bourdain is a wanker. 😀
Sorry, Cathy. I didn’t realize your son is a chef, or I wouldn’t have made the comment that I made.
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
See how easily that happens?
If we can look at meat like this on Wed.’s then we should be able to see nipple on Fridays
Is the nipple thing a werdpuss deal or a PJM deal?
I’m working on that myself. It’s only a matter of time before the technology escapes me and I’m forced to manage or retire.
Mr. Beasn?
On top of that there is the college tuition thing.
I’d pay $500 to enter Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, and John Bolton into the drawing, if I thought they could win.
SoHos claims it’s an H2 deal agreed upon by all but me, and probably xbrad
When you’ve lost the Seattle Times…..
The law the Labor Board says Boeing violated, Section 8 (a)(3) of the National Labor Relations Act, is about protecting union activists from being penalized. It is not about protecting an entire union local from the economic consequences of what it does.
We are for jobs, and for the investment that creates them. But companies cannot be dragged to Washington and forced to invest here. They have to want to invest here.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/editorials/2015311402_edit14nlrb.html
Wow Jay, that whole thing is full of lying lies. Tells us how much he knows his ignoramous base. Very well.
We didn’t get here doing that, and we’re not going to start now. We’re running a different kind of campaign. We don’t take money from Washington lobbyists or special-interest PACs — we never have, and we never will.
What a lying sack of shit.
Beasn, I’ve seriously considered trying to find a part-time apprenticeship with a plumber or electrician. When my degree fails me, at least I’ll still be able to do that.
How giving of the one. Four WHOLE supporters. That is just fucking amazing.
Most campaigns fill their dinner guest lists primarily with Washington lobbyists and special interests.
We didn’t get here doing that, and we’re not going to start now. We’re running a different kind of campaign. We don’t take money from Washington lobbyists or special-interest PACs — we never have, and we never will.
LIAR LIAR LIAR.
Fucking asshole. See last item of my poat today.
200 of his top 500 bundlers/donars (or their spouses) are working for him RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
LYING FUCKING LIAR.
Jay, in regards to Obama’s desperate plea for donations, I’m reminded of that comment attributed to Winston Churchhill about “We have already established WHAT you are, madam; now we are simply negotiating your price…..”
MORE:
Carin, I may be up at the inn next weekend.
w00t!!!!
“We have already established WHAT you are, madam; now we are simply negotiating your price…..”
Thought that was a George Bernard Shaw quote.
Carin, I may be up at the inn next weekend.
w00t!!!
Oh my!
You’re buying the first round.
I’m sweating like a P.I.G.
Maybe it’s the cooties getting their asses kicked.
I’d like to meatup with Frau and family. That includes Herr.
Thought that was a George Bernard Shaw quote.
It was one of Wilde’s.
Btw. Someone sent me a lovely gift recently that involves Psalm 23.
I don’t know who sent it. Return address only shows the company from which the gift was ordered. I may try to contact them and find out the giver. But if anyone has information about this or is willing to fess up, I’d be most grateful.
If not… well thank you to whomever sent it. I am touched.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0
Oh my!
You’re buying the first round.
That’s a given.
Real lesbians hardest hit (gotta love Doc Zero’s sense of humor!):
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44167
But he does get in some very salient points:
It’s important to understand that leftist politics are a process of self-transformation, in which the nominal object of a liberal’s sympathy is much less important than the liberal’s personal sense of moral growth and empowerment (a quote attributed to *snort* “Lilith Faire”)
Or this one from *tee-hee* “Xena Gabrielle”:
“For one thing, you’ve got people who receive a wrenching shock of self-awareness when they realize fervent leftist belief makes them extremely easy to manipulate. If you flatter their prejudices, they’re putty in your hands. There is psychic damage from the realization that you’ve been flattering yourself as morally and intellectually superior, but you’re actually going through life just begging to be fooled.”
Who wants to come visit the desert and enjoy the cool daytime highs of 107?
ACTION ALERT
IF YOU ARE AT ALL INCLINED, PLEASE GO BEAT UP THIS ASSCLOWN: http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/35862#comment-324325
He’s all over the board. No profanity is about the only rule. “Assclown” won’t cut it there
Abuse him and enjoy it.
Meh. If it isn’t an IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT I’m not gonna get all worked up.
How do you put the Read more… thing into a poat?
Alt F-9, Function Q.
put your cursor where you want the ‘break’ to occur and then ALT+SHIFT+T, or you can click the icon just to the right of the middle (you can mouse over as well), or in HTML mode, it’s called “more”
H/S, presuming you’re drafting your post in Wordcrap, it’s one of the buttons on the toolbar. Looks like a dotted line.
Hey Cyn, did Handbrake work for ya?
Live eclipse watching on other side of Earth, happening right now:
http://eclipse.slooh.com/
I stopped trying Jay. I had another movie that I had converted and tried to load that on his Nano; I think he believed that it could accept movies, but it might only take VidPods.
Hey Cyn, did Handbrake work for ya?
What’s that? Sounds like a game couiples play at the drive-in.
HA! It does sound a bit naughty, though, Compos! It’s for converting movies to your iPods and other such players.
The quality of that eclipse sight is excellent; might have to turn down the volume though, but I haven’t paid attention to what’s being said, but presumably it’s lefty professor type drivel.
Whata za fuck izza couiples? Sounds Fwench … Kweeples. Or perhaps like noises that eminate from a vajayjay.
Sponsored by Transformers Dark of the Moon, too.
Thought that was amusing.
SoHos claims it’s an H2 deal agreed upon by all but me, and probably xbrad
It is a Rosetta/PJM thing. Rosie objected when one of PJM’s HHD models was displaying full peen. PJM countered that Rosetta’s BBF models were showing bush and nips.
After 492,721 hours of discussion, they came to that conclusion. I never agreed to anything other than the consensus about xBrad’s lack of Teh Funneh.
Kweeples. Or perhaps like noises that eminate from a vajayjay.
You are veeerrrryyy close on that one!
It is a Rosetta/PJM thing.
Wait……… it wasn’t my fault?
but…… that’s unpossible!!!!
to anything other than the consensus about xBrad’s lack of Teh Funneh.
xbrad makes me laugh. I point and laugh at him all the time.
Okay, thanks for the help.
My BBF for 6/24 is in the can.
Wiser – I’m sure you were passed out drunk in some hotel bar at the time, but surely you remember the, “BUSH IS NOT VAGINA!!!eleventy!!11” argument?
They were trashing George W Bush?!? Why the NERVE.
BUSH IS NOT VAGINA!!!eleventy!!11″
Pretty darn close.
Kind of like ‘NUTS ARE NOT PEEN!!!
You’re most welcome, HS.
I keep accidentally typing “thehotsausages.wordpress.com” into my interweb things.
I’m merely relaying Rosetta’s argument. Either of you got a problem with it, take it up with him. Besides, I think the human body is beautiful (as long as the model is genetically gifted, has a full-time personal trainer and is under 35 years old)!
For my money, peen is too much, but nip is not.
*runs away
Besides, I think the human body is beautiful (as long as the model is genetically gifted, has a full-time personal trainer and is under 35 years old)!
CYN, MCPO THINKS WE’RE TEH HAWTIES!!!
Besides, I think the human body is beautiful (as long as the model is genetically gifted, has a full-time personal trainer and is under 35 years old)!
**crosses MCPO off Christmas card list
Hello, Stark.
You new here?
HAHAHAHAHA!!
I love it when a plan comes together.
W00T!
*high five’s Beasn, sprains shoulder, runs to get teh Bengay.*
My lumbago is bothering me.
*high five’s Beasn, sprains shoulder, runs to get teh Bengay.*
*rubs Bengay on Cyn’s shoulder*
All better.
*hacks into armpit*
I prefer IceyHot to Bengay. . . I condemn my previous remark as homophobic.
Can’t you two rub baby oil on each other instead?
For my money, peen is too much, but nip is not.
———————————————
MJ♡Cyn
*leans into Beasn, glances over at Lipstick and winks*
For those of you keeping track, the moon eclipse is getting ready to enter it’s total phase in about 5 minutes. Really beautiful red moon right now.
How do you put the Read more… thing into a word document on a Mac?
*shakes fist at sky
I’m a PC, HS. Can’t help.
>> How do you put the Read more… thing into a word document on a Mac?
Start by plugging it in.
HS, the html is:
<!--more-->
Thanks, Andy. That’s what I put, but when I preview the poat it shows the whole thing. Maybe it’s just a jiggy deal with Preview. I just want to make sure the post doesn’t show photos unless the person wants to see the whole poat.
I’m surprised that the douchebags at apple didn’t make it
Yeah, the preview shows the whole poat.
See also: http://en.support.wordpress.com/splitting-content/more-tag/
/Tech support
FWIW, there is a one-sentence Terms of Service statement prohibiting “porngraphic” content.
I suppose you could get into a big stinky argument with a wordpress person about whether “this” content, or “that” content meets the definition, but from what I’ve seen, said wordpress person would just wipe your blog and say “tough shit Mr. Argue McArgueston.”
>> I’m surprised that the
douchebagsfine people at apple that churn out stellar performance quarter after quarter didn’t make it.FTF Andy’s portfolio
(BTW, what happened to the new comment thing?)
Gabby JohnsonDave in Texas is right!How obvious is it that I’ve been in meetings damn near all day?
All ur commentz are belong to me.
I’m surprised that the douchebags at apple didn’t make it
There definitely are a lot of douchebags at Apple, but they make awesome shit in spite of their douchebagginess.
I watched the keynote address at the WWDC last Monday. It was painful to see what fags work at Apple.
At Dominos here in Ann Arbor, you had to be devoutly Christian to work there. At Apple I think you have to be devoutly queer.
but…… that’s unpossible!!!!
If you were not so unserious, perhaps fault could have been attributed to you. You, however, are an unserious Hostage and must suffer the consequences of that entails.
FWIW
Coming from you, about one asspenny.
>> entails.
Heh. I first read that as “entrails”.
*guts wiserbud*
If I was a Repub winger running for office in 2012, I would make sure the American public sees this – early and often.
http://fwd4.me/03zx
DinT – I could point you to at least 12 WP sites where “Playboy-style” models are featured weekly.
I’m sure that’s true, Chief.
I could point you to one with a vintage porn picture of a full on hummer being administered *cough* IB *cough* but that doesn’t mean some asshat at WordPress couldn’t arbitrarily get pissy about it under the ToS.
Please do so, MCPO.
I could point you to at least 12 WP sites where “Playboy-style” models are featured weekly.
– – – – – –
*has pen and paper ready for list*
MCPO, I’m just reading the agreement and relating it to the topic at hand. I’ve seen some anecdotal WP smackdown stuff, but since I don’t post dick or nipples I don’t care.
I presume they either have to be caught, or have complaints lodged, etc. etc.
Do your own research, ya lazy bastages!
>> some asshat at WordPress
Oh, sorry. I meant “some helpful, delightful and in no way threatening employee of the fine company that generously hosts this blog.”
Hey LauraW!! What’s for dinner?
http://fwd4.me/0405
DinT – No problemo! I was merely recounting history and relaying my web surfing experience (YMMV). No need to get panties wadded up.
Just heard on the radio that Ginger Lee (Anthony Weiner’s porn star) is appearing at a strip club in Atlanta at 3 times her normal rate.
Guess all this attention is really affecting her career!
All I can say is, it’s a good thing DD#2 told us where she was keeping the snake that she caught this weekend……
(in a tied pillowcase on top of her bunkbed)
*flashes bewbs in blog*
FYI: total eclipse now under way
http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A*.wordpress.com+playboy+model
Can someone who doesn’t subscribe the the WSJ online please let me know if you can read the full article here?: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303848104576384040981949016.html
Thanks in advance, nice person.
No, Andy. It wants me to subscribe.
Must be subscriber Andy
FTR, be aware that I like bewbs and nipplos too (as long as they’re wimmens nipples).
I saw Super 8 this afternoon.
It is teh good.
I could only read the first part down to where it said you must be a subscriber to read the rest of it.
*flashes bewbs in blog*
FYI: total eclipse now under way
MOM!!! CYN’S BEWBS BLOTTED OUT THE SUN AGAIN!!!
Fack! That’s what I was afraid of. I guess I’ll just have to skirt a little closer to the edge of Fair Use.
*blushes and beams with pride*
MOM!!! ANDY’S WEARING A SKIRT AGAIN!!!!
in a tied pillowcase on top of her bunkbed)
*calls PETA*
http://fwd4.me/0408
Is Super 8 one that would be okay for a 10 yo?
CYN’S BEWBS BLOTTED OUT THE SUN AGAIN!!
BAD BOOBS. Bad.
*gets out hockey stick*
*delirious with dying cooties*
in a tied pillowcase on top of her bunkbed)
*calls PETA*
To be fair, she released it before we left camp. And she fussed at me for keeping the A/C turned down so far that the snake wasn’t moving very much…..
Mr. TiFW did freak out, though, when he went to pick up the pillowcase, then remembered “what” was in it!
It is a Rosetta/PJM thing. Rosie objected when one of PJM’s HHD models was displaying full peen. PJM countered that Rosetta’s BBF models were showing bush and nips.
After 492,721 hours of discussion, they came to that conclusion. I never agreed to anything other than the consensus about xBrad’s lack of Teh Funneh.
Exactly. Right cyn, you can say “nipple” is no big deal, but then I can say a man’s ass is no big deal………but there’s plenty of men here who have no desire to see a man’s ass.
So, Rosetta and I compromised.
And my man’s peen was not on the front page, it was in a link. Which is why rosetta says he will never click on any of my links again.
So can I post a NSFW link to full frontal bewbage? I’m asking for a friend.
If you have a NSFW warning on it, why not?
Woo Hoo!
i mean, my friend will enjoy receiving this news.
*prepares to click furiously
Are we keeping
b-radyour friend’s name anonymous?HAHA!
Ya know it really is a wonder that’s he’s not done a BBF in the years that I’ve been around.
Ok, here’s that full WSJ piece: http://demint.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?p=OpEds&ContentRecord_id=f930d7d8-d60e-441f-ada2-69b407348a74
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Fair Use!
You done working for the summer PJ?
Nice latexfest you have here. I would hate to see anyone squirt baby oil on it.
Nice
hackinternet searching, Andy!*aims baby oil fire hose at Rosetta*
Quick Andy: bolt outta here! I think they found you out!
http://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/81118182487760896
Rosetta!!!
*fakes high five and knees Rosetta in the nuts*
dammit wrong one.
here:
http://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/81117743457374209
Cyn has a baby oil fire hose?
Least surprising news EVOIR!!
Ok, here’s that full WSJ piece:
—————————————-
So lemme get this straight: Harry Reid delivers a check to UNLV, from the federal taxpayers through the EDA to build ‘The Harry Reid Center for What the Fuck Ever? And this doesn’t raise an eyebrow?
We’re boned.
HAHA! Are you jealous that my hose is bigger than yours?
Nice latexfest you have here. I would hate to see anyone squirt baby oil on it.
http://fwd4.me/040B
Rosetta in the nuts
she has “nuts”?
Rosetta!!!
*fakes high five and knees Rosetta in the nuts*
*shatters Andy’s kneecap with my tungsten warlock balls*
You done working for the summer PJ?
Seven……..more……….days.
I cannot wait to get out of that place. We have a new woman there who I butt heads with at least two to three times a shift and it’s only a two hour shift.
How ’bout you cyn? get yerself any extra work by setting cars on fire?
Oh, great I walked into a pervy fest.
I’ll settle this: Rosetta’s tits are bigger. No need to ask about that.
It wasn’t a hack. It was more like a prank, really.
Oh ….
Never mind.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU tungsten!!!
*Limps to nearest
hospitalbar*I am exploding with work. My files are raging for attention.
HAHA! Are you jealous that my hose is bigger than yours?
http://tinyurl.com/6hnjmnm
http://tinyurl.com/6sb5ob
*squirts baby oil on cyn’s work
*squirts oil on MCPO’s link finger
http://is.gd/yVZFcc
What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
Comment by Cyn on June 15, 2011 6:08 pm
http://is.gd/yVZFcc
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
http://tinyurl.com/6hq3co
Cat’s reaction to the eharmony cat lady
http://www.hulu.com/watch/249446/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-eharmony-cat-lady
What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
Andy feels no remorse.
MJ does it for free.
http://tinyurl.com/6hnjmnm
That made me miss bart.
I wish daddy were still alive.
http://tinyurl.com/6hq3co
HAHAHA!
There, there, Rosetta. Ya know, I think you might have a shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhEiDR41nKA
http://tinyurl.com/6hnjmnm
That made me miss bart.
I didn’t know Bart was Mexican. I miss that jackass too. I wish he would re-appear.
He was a funny mothrafucker.
http://tinyurl.com/6dn7l57
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
http://tinyurl.com/6hq3co
———————————-
The mosh pit at 0:00 was intense.
MCPO: What are your thoughts on music covers?
Please outline your work here: http://is.gd/66b9lh
Hey PEEJ!!
http://fwd4.me/040E
HAHAHA!
Did you notice there are about 75 people on stage? I didn’t know Santana was in Up With People.
There, there, Rosetta. Ya know, I think you might have a shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhEiDR41nKA
When did sohitocelot start playing the uke?
*runs to the top of Mt. Everest*
Cyn, Super 8 MAY be a bit too intense for a 10 year old but I don’t know for sure because I don’t know the 10 year old.
*dumps oil on MCPO because he’s an art fag
What Wiserblub wants for Fathers Day: http://fwd4.me/040G
Cat’s reaction to the eharmony cat lady
HAHAHA!
WTF is this shit?
Hi Cyn!
Thanks CB. My youngun is going through growing pains right now and has already had a few bad night. We’ll hold off on Super 8 for him.
MCPO: What are your thoughts on music covers?
Please outline your work here: http://is.gd/66b9lh
Gah! Worst party debate ever in the history of time ever.
http://tinyurl.com/ydjvrck
What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
Whatever virus MJ catches can probably be conrolled with drugs. Andy’s fucked.
Mittens is having quite the day, isn’t he?
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/06/15/cair-praises-mitt-romney-for-avoiding-sea-of-sharia-law-crazy/
Well howdy carin.
Rosetta, you better find some place higher than Everest to go when sohos finds out you left that comment.
*runs to tattle to sohos
Howdy Carin!
Cat’s reaction to the eharmony cat lady
http://www.hulu.com/watch/249446/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-eharmony-cat-lady
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
+ 1 point
Hi Peej! Why are you here iffen I’m here?
I thought we commented in shifts.
Carin – How many of your children did you abandon in the north woods today?
Rosetta, you better find some place higher than Everest to go when sohos finds out you left that comment.
*runs to tattle to sohos
What comment?
zero chief. When are you coming to visit?
This poat smells like Indian food wrapped in a dirty diap……. OHAI Rosetta!
Carin – Don’t know. None of my relatives want me to visit.
Evenin all.
Someone come kill the spider on my ceiling for me.
When did sohitocelot start playing the uke?
*runs to the top of Mt. Everest*
Um. that one?
carin, sorry. I clocked in early today. I needed comic relief because my job is stressing me out. Stupid bitch got upset today because this little down syndrome girl wanted some ketchup for her chicken nuggets for her lunch that she brought from home and I gave it to her.
Hi Teresa.
*SMOOOOOOOglutenOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Mrs Rosetta took Floyd to a kid’s birthday party a couple of weekends ago and she put his pirate costume on him.
Hit. Of. The. Party.
WTF is that PJ?? You can’t give a kid ketchup because they didn’t pay for a lunch?
Some please nuke the Dems into orbit faster.
When did sohitocelot start playing the uke?
*runs to the top of Mt. Everest*
Um. that one?
That wasn’t me. @ HACKED!!juan!!!
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive
WTF is that PJ?? You can’t give a kid ketchup because they didn’t pay for a lunch?
It’s just this woman who has to be right about everything. They transfered her to our kitchen a couple weeks ago and my life has been hell ever since. When the manager got upset with me for being at work on time…….Shelly had to chime in with her opinion and has been chiming in with it ever since. Oddly enough, Shelly hated her other school because of the nastiness there, I’m thinking SHE’S the nasty one…….and I let her know this.
bwahahaha for those of you who have fb, check this out
http://www.facebook.com/imnotrightinthehead
That wasn’t me. @ HACKED!!juan!!!
Wha? It can’t be! Does this mean all the nude photos you sent me weren’t even you?!?!?!?!
Love is ephemeral. . .
http://fwd4.me/040L
What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
GMLand doesn’t pay Andy to download tranny amputee porn.
Is Shelly the same one that smells bad? Or is that your manager?
I found something for you to tape on their backs that might help your situation.
http://is.gd/gVdbZ0
Wha? It can’t be! Does this mean all the nude photos you sent me weren’t even you?!?!?!?!
No those were me.
Wha? Gabrielle Giffords isn’t a real blonde?
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/15/us-giffords-discharged-idUSTRE75E6ER20110615?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FtopNews+%28News+%2F+US+%2F+Top+News%29&utm_content=FaceBook
Revvy, how many jobs do you have already?
Is Shelly the same one that smells bad? Or is that your manager?
hahaha, no, the manager is Delia. I’d quit because it’s only 2 hours a day and not worth the hassle, but after 6 months I can apply to a better paying job in a different dept. I’m putting my dues in.
7 more days. 7 more days. 7 more days till summer break!
I found something for you to tape on their backs that might help your situation.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you, cyn
*SMOOOOOOOglutenOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
*wipes gluten smooch off, cheek and arm break out in hives*
Glad to hear the pirate outfit was such a hit! (I hear the pooch hates wearing the thing…..)
I hope Mrs. Rosetta isn’t too miserable right now – as I recall, summer pregnancies are BRUTAL (Mr. TiFW’s timing sucked big time). You be sure and keep that sweet lady nice and cool, m’kay?
No those were me.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Revvy, how many jobs do you have already?
Why are you bothering that poor girl? Go kill the spider on her wall and leave her alone.
HAHAHA! From your FB linky, I found this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw&feature=player_embedded#at=69
Rosetta, yer mean.
I got a phone interview done today, I find out tomorrow if I get to move on to the face-to-face round. It looks promising.
HAHAHA! From your FB linky, I found this…
HAHAHA! That’s an old skewl hostage favorite around here. See, cyn? It’s in your blood. You can never leave now. No more of those long absences…..You’re stuck.
you’re stuck = you’re toast
I hope Mrs. Rosetta isn’t too miserable right now – as I recall, summer pregnancies are BRUTAL (Mr. TiFW’s timing sucked big time). You be sure and keep that sweet lady nice and cool, m’kay?
She’s doing great. And she’s cool as a cucumber.
Thank you earth-killing air conditioning.
HAHA! I’ll never leave, PJ! I promise I promise!
http://is.gd/XHnz00
WARNING!!! Muppet pR0n WARNING!!!
http://fwd4.me/040N
Rosetta, yer mean.
I got a phone interview done today, I find out tomorrow if I get to move on to the face-to-face round. It looks promising.
I’m sweet!! Congratulations on the interview. I hope you didn’t use a lot of obscenities during the interview. Unless that would be a good thing which it should be.
What’s the job?
WARNING!!! Muppet pR0n WARNING!!!
http://fwd4.me/040N
Frog job.
HAHAHA! I think, “She had a knife” is my favorite one.
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Sohos?
ZOMG! That FB site is KILLING me with funny! HAHAHAHA!
>> What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
The question is moot. All my tranny amputee porn is on VHS.
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You’ve traumatized me and ruined my entire childhood.
btw, how’d you get that video of me?
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Sohos?
I don’t go for that sort of humor.
Working on the marketing team at Whole Foods doing store signage. Not a huge career move, but it’s a paycheck.
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Miss Piggy is prolly going to be pissed off about that.
I’ll have you know that I did NOT find 20 dollars today.
I found a ten dollar bill stuck to my tire. It took three “stop and robs” until someone would take it. I don’t blame them. It looked like it was used to clean up one of Satan’s crack whores.
And that was the highlight of my day.
Cyn, if you sit next to someone irritating on the plane, do what Rosetta does, draw a picture of yourself stabbing the person next to you (any identifying feature will do) in the neck. Works every time.
There is a Hostage story here. . .
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That’s a keeper right there Mare! HAHA!
>> What’s the difference between MJ eating a frozen deer sausage out of a moose’s ass and Andy downloading tranny amputee porn?
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Hahahahahahaha! All of this makes sense, except for the deer sausage in a moose’s ass. Please show your work here: http://is.gd/d0hzz7
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Poll results.
Working on the marketing team at Whole Foods doing store signage. Not a huge career move, but it’s a paycheck.
Good luck, punk. I hope you get it and make some dough.
A good Whole Foods campaign would be:
“Just because I’m a hippie doesn’t mean I like to buy kale with poor people.”
You can have that if it helps.
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It was either the popular vote or the Electoral College. . .
Poll results.
hahahaha
Who’s turn is it to poat?
HURRY UP ASSHOLE!!!
I hear the secrets that you keep when you’re talking in your sleep.
Not a huge career move, but it’s a paycheck.
“it’s a paycheck”
Welcome. It’s not a hospitable place, but at least it sucks.
Welcome. It’s not a hospitable place, but at least it sucks.
It’s sooooooooooooo much better than being a lunch lady at a junior high school. I promise you that.
new poat up!
XD You should have heard my interview Rosetta. I would make you proud with the quality of my bullshitting.
“Just because I’m a hippie doesn’t mean I like to buy kale with poor people.”
HA!
When I go to Walmart I try not to look at people and think, “What the hell happened to them? When did they give up? And who recommended that particular tattoo on her fat leg?”
When I was in junior high, the lunch lady would put some corn on my plate and then when I was walking through the cafeteria trying to find someone to sit with, she would sneak up behind me and dump a huge pan of boiling corn on me.
Someone go check out that new poat and report back.
I’ve read on the internet that it sucks giant snake balls.
Rosetta, of the candidates who participated, who would you most like as President…slash…make out with?
And who recommended that particular tattoo on
herhis fat leg?”Why you gots to pick on me?!
new poat up!
You Lie! Burn the Witch!
Rosetta, of the candidates who participated, who would you most like as President…slash…make out with?
Mare, let’s go talk about this on the new poat. It needs help to not suck.
You Lie! Burn the Witch!
Wha? I’ve been hacked!
“Just because I’m a hippie doesn’t mean I like to buy kale with poor people.”
Oh God. The lady interviewing me asked me to describe my idea of the typical Whole Foods customer. It took all my willpower not to answer ‘rich white hippies’
Where’s the new fucking post?
*hires “people” I know to “teach” pajama momma a “lesson”*
Mare, let’s go talk about this on the new poat. It needs help to not suck.
Good idea. You go do that.
NEW POAT UP!!!!!!
The new poat is a blackhole of suckitude.
Bread, where is your new poat? Please don’t make me attack you.
What happens when you don’t make your man a sammich?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!
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oh there’s even a new update for revvy!
“Not a huge career move, but it’s a paycheck.”
Revvy, in this economy I wouldn’t worry about it. Take anything, keep looking for something better and remember that even with crappy jobs there is usually possibilities for advancement.
I have a friend who has done very well for himself. During high school he took a job bagging groceries and never left.
Why you gots to pick on me?!
NEVER!!!
I could only read the first part down to where it said you must be a subscriber to read the rest of it.