BBF (Non Loser Edition)

As you know, from time to time Rosetta is inflicted with el goucho, a scorching case of herpes, or needs to work on Friday afternoons.  Thus, our BBF is abolished to the cold winter of Saturday, or if he can get off of his fat, drunken ass, late Friday night.

This week his excuse was herpes.  He said work, but really meant herpes.

First, lets listen to a good song that you can dance to.

Today’s model has been featured here before, although I’m sure none of you pig dogs will mind taking another peek.  SHe was born in May (which makes her awesome) in 1980, on the island formerly known as Japan.  She enjoys drinking and smokes occasionally. She likes udon noodles, but dislikes soba noodles. Take that soba!  Please give a draw dropping welcome to Anna Ohura!

Now for the boring potion of today’s post that no one reads.  There will be a test, emailed to you from Rosetta in the next 3-180 days.

1527 – German troops began sacking Rome, bringing about the end of the Renaissance.

1682 – King Louis XIV moved his court to Versailles, France.
1851 – The mechanical refrigerator was patented by Dr. John Gorrie.
1889 – The Universal Exposition opened in Paris, France, marking the dedication of the Eiffel Tower. Also at the exposition was the first automobile in Paris, the Mercedes-Benz.

1941 – Joseph Stalin assumed the Soviet premiership.

1945 – Axis Sally made her final propaganda broadcast to Allied troops.
1954 – British runner Roger Banister broke the four minute mile.
1962 – The first nuclear warhead was fired from the Polaris submarine.
1999 – A parole board in New York voted to release Amy Fisher. She had been in jail for 7 years for shooting her lover’s wife, Mary Jo Osolocofucco, in the face.

Boobage:

I hope your weekend is awesome.  Please don’t get arrested and blow your bail money this close the STLMU!!!!!!!!!

579 Comments

  1. farts

  2. fist!

  3. damn

  4. Damn her elbows look sharp! Otherwise, good job MJ. You may continue frequenting this here blog.

  5. Will read your linkies later. TTFN

  6. *mails an expired coupon for $5 off VALTREX to Rosettabobettamobetta*

    Not bad. I can tell that its spring, ’cause she’s got me thinking of motorboating.

  7. She’s got elbows?

  8. Somehow, this choice for BBF is unsurprising, coming from MJ. Nice, but unsurprising. I wonder why.

  9. I await americano’s opinion.

  10. Mmmmmmmmm! That’s some prime bewbage right there.

  11. Why wait for his when you can have mine now? Cum dumpster.

  12. I wonder why.
    ————————
    Deadlines.

  13. This BBF has been up for more than 10 minutes and there are only 11 comments?

    Why the MJ hate? Why?

  14. Where is her butt? I bet her butt is squooshed upwards to make you think that is boobage. She’s really a dude.

  15. Very cute face though. If I were her mother all ya’ll would be bludgeoned.

  16. She’s half French, half Japanese. Nice combo. Plus I had a ton of pictures from a post I did a few weeks back.

  17. H/S, you say cumdumpster like it is a bad thing?

  18. You sound like an expert on that type of “dude”, Cupcake.

    I saw the sad news about your pig the other day. I’m so sorry to hear it.

  19. I figure Americano has seen more pacific island chicks than the rest of us put together. I wanna hear his critique.

    And I’d guess that hotspur johnson is correct.

  20. I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance.

  21. no butt = dude

    Thanks AD, our anniversary didn’t go as planned. He was an incredibly cooperative and sweet little pig patient. I adopted him from a rescue when he was 3 months old and almost named him ‘Nipper’. Over time, he learned to trust us and relaxed.

    I didn’t want to have to make ‘the decision’ but the signs were there. It just breaks your heart. I wonder if I made the right decision but when they brought him to me between being put to sleep and the injection, he looked so peaceful, unlike the past two weeks where I tried to keep him comfortable. But it was his time. He would have been 5 next month. He lived a good life. I’ll miss the cutie.

  22. Having the insurance co. cancel your policy doesn’t really count…..

  23. I understand, beasn. We had to put down two dogs last fall – all the thoughts and arguements are still fresh in my mind. You did the right thing.

    One of the unspoken negatives of pets – we pay for their love and companionship at the end, when they leave us.

  24. *Peeking through window.

    *tap tap tap.

    Guys? Can I come play again?

  25. How odd that Jewstin shows up for BBF.

  26. 1889 – The Universal Exposition opened in Paris, France, marking the dedication of the Eiffel Tower. Also at the exposition was the first automobile in Paris, the Mercedes-Benz.

    The Germans always were ready to roll through Paris.

  27. Where were you for HHD?

  28. Guys? Can I come play again?

    I dunno. Have you put a shirt on yet?

  29. Have you put a shirt on yet?

    *Checking.

    Umm. Do pasties count?

  30. WTF? Asian chicks with big boobs? How does that happen?

    Well, given that the MFM now thinks The Smartest President Ever Of Politically Correct Heritage is actually the reincarnation of John Fucking Wayne, nothing should surprise us.

  31. Awesome HHD. I hate missing out on the good stuff.

  32. Jewstin – You still in Bumphuk, Nebraska?

  33. Oh. And BBF isn’t mooing at me today, so that’s nice.

  34. No, MCPO, I finally escaped. I’m just getting started in my new digs today.

  35. What is Anna serving in her bento box?

  36. Umm. Do pasties count?

    According to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Court of Appeals, they do. Welcome back. Watch your step – there are more chickens and goats about than before.

  37. Jewstin!!!

    What’s up, amigo? Long time no see.

  38. Woo! More chickens to choke.

    Is this the New and Improved Hostages?

  39. 1851 – The mechanical refrigerator was patented by Dr. John Gorrie.

    The old mule-driven refrigerators were a bitch. Plus, no self-defrost feature.

  40. I’m not at all sure about “improved….”

  41. New and Improved Hostages?

    If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

    ‘Course, it was never not broke, firstwise.

  42. Hey Jewstin!!!

  43. She looks like she would tip over if you pushed her from behind.

    But I bet those make great flotation devices in the event an airplane has to make a water landing….

  44. *Waving

    Hi Roamy.!

  45. She looks like she would tip over if you pushed her from behind.

    I think that is the general strategy, from the male viewpoint.

  46. Nice work MJ!!

    I’m promoting you to Vice President of Boobs.

  47. That pic of Deano drinking never gets old.
    I’m getting a hankering to watch the only Ocean’s Eleven worth the time… the original with the Rat Pack. I swear there wasn’t one shot out of ten that didn’t have someone smoking or drinking.

  48. So if you’re not in Nebraska, where are you?

  49. So if you’re not in Nebraska, where are you?

    Let’s play Where’s Jewstin now?!

    Here are the hints:

    1. I’m south of the 10.

    2. My town is named after a dictionary.

    Ready? GO!

  50. American Heritage?

  51. No, no. The other one.

  52. **searches almanac for a town named funk & wagnalls**

  53. Webster, TX? – Clear Lake area

  54. >> I’m promoting you to Vice President of Boobs.

    Don’t let it go to your head. This place has more VPs than Teldar Paper.

  55. Got it.

    Jewstin lives in “King James Version”, Arizona.

  56. Actually, Roamy, I expect you’ve been here.

  57. Gmland wins 5,000 Mare Points.

  58. And a slightly used tic-tac.

  59. Congratulations gland. 5,000 mare points = 3.75 gerbils in your colon.

  60. No, no, Jewstin lives in “Poor Richard’s Almanac,” New Mexico.

  61. No offense to anyone who’s ever had 3.75 gerbils in their colon.

  62. Richard Gere unavailable for comment.

  63. SRSLY, Jewstin?

    I grew up in La Porte! And there’s quite a few Hostages living in that area as we speak.

    You coming to St. Louis in 2 weeks? Big Hostage pow-wow….

  64. You mean to tell me that Haiti didn’t already HAVE cholera? And who the hell gets cholera in this day and age? (I know, I know – places all around the world, but really…..)

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/06/did-the-un-bring-cholera-to-haiti/

  65. That’s nifty Teresa. I know there are a number of Hostages around Houston. I’ll finally get to meet somebody who can attest to my existence.

    No St. Louis for me this time. But chances are good I’ll be at the next Texas meat.

  66. You mean to tell me that Haiti didn’t already HAVE cholera? And who the hell gets cholera in this day and age? (I know, I know – places all around the world, but really…..)

    Sarah Palin was there. Ergo…

  67. Sarah Palin was there. Ergo…

    I’m tempted to pull the stunt one of you morons did recently and go post the magic phrase in some thread at Ace’s place… a phrase that is like Gumout for a carburetor.

    “But Palin is unelectable!”

  68. No St. Louis for me this time. But chances are good I’ll be at the next Texas meat.

    Guess that means we need to plan one, huh, Jewstin?

  69. Yo! Is this thing on?

  70. We lived in Webster (on E. Medical Center Blvd.) when my son was born. Early 90’s, Seabrook prior to that…

  71. I’m tempted to pull the stunt one of you morons did recently and go post the magic phrase in some thread at Ace’s place… a phrase that is like Gumout for a carburetor.

    “But Palin is unelectable!”

    That would be MJ, Vice President of Boobs, Court Shit Stirrer

  72. It’s a pretty nice area. I knew I didn’t want to live in the city and the Clear Lake area kept coming up in my searches. I think I’ll like it here.

  73. http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/315821.php

    I want that exact shirt.

  74. That was an epic stunt, MJ.

  75. Wow. A promotion. I’d like to thank the academy, but mostly my penchant for large boobed women.

  76. Sometimes its fun to stir the pot.

  77. I saw that earlier, Andy. That would be PERFECT!

  78. I loved it Jew, I do a lot of work on the lake still – on the League City side. If your interested in a custom home in the area, let me know. I have the builder contacts down there and can hook you up with a Hostage discount.

    I will be down there from May 16-19

  79. At least there were no tentacles involved in this particular BBF.

  80. Afghanis HAPPY about Bin Laden’s death:

    http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=55514

  81. This just in…Osama bin Laden is still dead!

  82. Saw in comments over at HA that the WH has a compilation tape of Obama’s movements the day of the Bin Laden affair (re-enacted, no doubt), complete with a standing ovation from the Cabinet.

    Someone remarked that Obama doesn’t want to spike the football, but he’s perfectly OK with performing a victory dance….

  83. You have a ‘Second’ to make that picture a header Andy. Do iT nOw!!

  84. Did nobody see that picture on the last thread?

    (And absolutely use it!)

  85. Hi Jewstin!!! You’ve been missed.

    *waves like a RosettaCrackMonkeyBearPig*

  86. This just in…Osama bin Laden is still dead!

    – – – – – –

    proof?

  87. TomSwifty: introduce yourself at once. How did you find our secret hideout? Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? What color tutu are you wearing right now?

  88. Nice blog, Tom.

  89. This just in…Osama bin Laden is still dead!
    – – – – – –
    proof?

    Ask Generalissimo Francisco Franco…..

    TomSwifty: Do you like gladiator movies?

  90. Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

    Ah. Sweet memories.

  91. TomSwifty, what is your major malfunction?

  92. Will have to read tswizzy’s blog later…. too wordy.

  93. GML.

    Al Qaeda said so 🙂

    Cyn, I’ve been lurking for a couple months, and I’ve become addicted to you people. I like Oso am a little shy,

    I’ve smoked a Turkish cigarette; does that count? And its not a tutu, more like a three-three (rim-shot!)

  94. We need Jazz’s lurker pic!

  95. I’ve been lurking for a couple months, and I’ve become addicted to you people. I like Oso am a little shy,

    Please tell us how many bullwhips you have shoved up your ass.

  96. Cyn – show tswizzy that thing you do to make him, you know, not shy anymore.

  97. I’m so shy my blog is all in white on white text

  98. blogist!

  99. Welcome Tom Sifty. You know the drill. Oh and don’t be shy–we’ll hammer you harder.

  100. Mmm… smoking Turkish… makes me want to break out my pipe and light up some latakia tobacco. Before smoking is completely banned in the Nation Below Canada.

  101. No bullwhips or gerbils. Do piranhas count?

  102. I’m so shy my blog is all in white on white text

    RAAAACIST!!!

    Your sheets and pre-fueled lawn cross are in the mail.

  103. No. But welcome anyway.

  104. Nothing like hashing about old times, eh?

  105. I’ve become addicted to you people.

    Ahhhh – the “Brokeback” code word. NTTAWWT.

    You should fit in just fine – just don’t drop the soap IYKWIMAITTYD. Rosetta and Wiser have been known to fight over the newbies – there have been some real catfights…..

  106. Cyn, are you coming in two weeks?

  107. Oooh, you’re right. I should make it pink w/ pink background!

  108. Thanks for the welcome HS. You guys are crazy, but it seems to be my brand of crazy

  109. I propose that immediately put a tax on all bad puns.

  110. It’s good to see Orwell back. And welcome tomswifty!

  111. New Header Pic Done.

  112. I’d go broke

  113. Spray paints in ‘we’.

  114. Cyn, are you coming in two weeks?

    *low hanging fruit alert*

  115. Cyn, you are as smart as you are beautiful.

  116. Yes, HS–I’m there. Getting jazzed about it too (SYWM).

  117. But MJ, don’t you have a roof and a loaner car to pay for?

  118. Thanks for the welcome Jay. Your avi fondly reminds me of 70’s sitcoms 😉

  119. J’Ames know just how to twist that knife, don’t he? 😉

  120. But MJ, don’t you have a roof and a loaner car to pay for?
    ————————-
    Done and done. The house is back to normal. Now if the insurance would just pay out the claim I’d get a little more sleep. The whole deal actually worked out pretty good. I got a new roof, and a new ceiling for 2K, including the car damage.

  121. So Swifty, whereabouts are you located?

    If you’re close to any of these miscreants, you might get a personal “welcome”.
    (If it’s on fire, don’t try to put it out with your shoe…..)

  122. How long before Wiser chases Swifty away?

  123. Nice MJ. From what you were talking about, I thought the damage would be a little more expensive.

  124. What part of the woods… I mean, what neck of the town…. where do you reside Tswift?

    and, what is your Social Security number?

  125. Let’s ask the only burning question of the new arrival… Single or double-wide?

  126. These micreants? That sounded, well, you know…

  127. I’m in Indiana, where Boilers are made (hint hint)

  128. Nice MJ. From what you were talking about, I thought the damage would be a little more expensive.
    ———————————
    My insurance covered most everything and I was able to work the contractors down a bit. Yea, for sales experience. Plus the roofer got more business in the neighborhood because he did a great job, quickly.

    We were supposed to have people over tonight but Mrs MJ was *ahem* over served at the charity deal last night. WIFE FAIL x 2.

  129. Let’s ask the only burning question of the new arrival… Single or double-wide?

    Me or the trailer?

  130. Good part: I am alone with enough booze to kill a small rhino.

  131. Me or the trailer?
    ———————-
    Better. Tomswifty: are you an innie or an outie? Explain using the metric system.

  132. Maw put out fresh plastic flowers out front last week – they’re purty!

  133. Cool, tomswifty. My brother is right over there, in Ft. Wayne. I’ll toss an empty bottle on your yard the next time I go visit.

    Happy about the Pence announcement?

  134. MJ

    I’m an innie by 2.32mm (not counting bellybutton lint)

  135. How long before Wiser chases Swifty away?

    Put me down for 13 hours or less.

  136. I’m kinda rooting for Cain right now, but Pence suits me OK too. Certainly orders of magnitude better than Mr. Empty Suit

  137. I’m an innie by 2.32mm (not counting bellybutton lint)
    ———————-
    Excellent. Now, are you a girl or boy?

  138. Am I trespassing?

  139. Cyn, you are as smart as you are beautiful.

    Thank you–you will be getting extra squishy bewb hugs when I see you in 2 weeks.

  140. I fucking hate Indiana.

    Longest 8 miserable years of my life.

  141. Excellent. Now, are you a girl or boy?

    ——–

    Now that *is* personal. Either I’m male or have some really bad hormone imbalances.

  142. Thank you–you will be getting extra squishy bewb hugs when I see you in 2 weeks.
    ———————————
    *Consults calendar. Induces 2 week coma to make the time pass faster.

    *Thud.

  143. Cyn – I would just like to point out that I too, think you are beautiful!

  144. and smart!

  145. xbrad,

    I can relate. I kind of fell into moving here, but I’m counting my lucky stars considering where I was (the bankrupt state to the west)

  146. *add Gland to the squishy bewb hug list*

    Smooooches!

  147. I kind of fell into moving here, but I’m counting my lucky stars considering where I was (the bankrupt state to the west)
    —————————-
    That could, literally be anywhere.

  148. Good find on the pic TiF.

  149. Tom, I was in the Gary area. I actually liked some parts of the state south of there, like your neck of the woods.

  150. Gid you see Guy that I got your batsignal to check my email? I have responded.

  151. Okay, tom, but we have an situational ethics test to be included in our group:

    You’re out on your evening stroll, when you turn a corner to find President Obama lying in the street on fire. Do you:

    A) Bang on the neighbors door to alert them to move their cars, so the paint doesn’t blister?
    B) Block the other lane of traffic so he gets run over, too?
    or C) Continue on your stroll with your pet goat?

  152. MJ, I am canceling my newsletter. She seems to hang out in bathrooms.

  153. Mare, we have a n00b. Take off your shirt and make him welcome.

  154. Tell me, Cyn, was the typo “Gland” intentional?

  155. I sure did Cyn

  156. MJ, I am canceling my newsletter. She seems to hang out in bathrooms.
    ————————————
    I don’t get it. But then again, I have been drinking. Mrs. MJ?

  157. Wow AD–you give the n00bie a such a tough question from the get-go? He hasn’t even rubbed my feet yet. That is the true test really.

  158. The coolest thing about Indiana: Wings Etc. commercials.

    (I pray this doesn’t embed or the blog gods will eviscerate me.)

    youtube.com/watch?v=mWh_Fwee4Ao

  159. Cyn, are you coming in two weeks?

    Definitely gives new meaning to “meat up”.

  160. “…..over served at the charity deal last night. WIFE FAIL x 2.”

    Mj, I don’t know what you say, but my husband gets 100,000,000 points when I am over served because he never says a word about it or makes me feel badly. The few times it has happened, he’ll say, “I’m glad you had a great time, mare!”

  161. The typo did make me twitch… in a good way!

  162. Hotspur, did you give your standard welcome?

  163. Tell me, Cyn, was the typo “Gland” intentional?

    My counsel has advised not to answer that question.

  164. *rubs Cyn’s feet*

    Situational ethics quiz answer:

    D) Run to the gas station and get $4.29 worth of gas to help put out the fire

  165. I forgot, what is the trick here to avoid embedding youtube, do you lose the http or the www?

  166. Well done, Mr. Wells.

  167. xbrad,

    If you were in Gary, I can understand your sentiment.

  168. *reads GML’s comment at 4:32 pm*

    Counsel now advises that I may respond to your question in the affirmative.

    *tries to wipe off the atty goo from several recent conversations*

  169. Situational ethics quiz answer:
    D) Run to the gas station and get $4.29 worth of gas to help put out the fire

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a true fellow soul in our midst.

  170. lose the http, Mr Orwell

  171. GO: just delete the “http://” or the first seven characters.

  172. But if I run to the gas station, where do I park my goat? Maybe PJM can help??

  173. Okay here goes

    Another favorite Wings Etc. spot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybk01Ib2Svo

  174. Well done! And you did it under Chief’s and Hotspur’s angry critical glares!

  175. Mj, I don’t know what you say, but my husband gets 100,000,000 points when I am over served because he never says a word about it or makes me feel badly. The few times it has happened, he’ll say, “I’m glad you had a great time, mare!”
    ———————————————————
    Oh, lemme explain. I am very happy she had a good time, and I did as well. I’m not ragging on her, just trying to be funny. Generally speaking, I’m usually in her position, as I’m the bigger lush. She will always be the only reason I get through life.

  176. Ha Ha! You have been lurking tomSniffly!

    Good job so far on the foot rub; I’m assuming that you’ve only stopped momentarily to apply additional coco butter? Well then; excellent.

  177. They *just* opened a Wings, Etc. here. I’ll have to try it for the commercial alone!

  178. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a true fellow soul in our midst.

    I concur. And I notice he didn’t deny having his own pet goat. If Rosetta or wiserbud don’t scare him away by their stalking, I think we have a new member.

    Welcome, Tom.

    And make sure you use protection when you meet PJM.

  179. Bravo, Geo. Orwell. Well done, sir.

  180. After a few minutes of hazing, welcome Tom. I’m fairly new here as well, and I can personally attest to the greatness of this little piece of the blogosphere.

    **looks at beer. STOP TALKING FOR ME!

  181. AD,

    Thanks for the advice. Is that the *usual* protection or a radiation suit?

  182. Honestly, those commercials were so hilarious I want to visit Indiana just to try out a Wings Etc. I hope the guys who produced the chicken puppet campaign have moved on to capitalize on their work and are doing well.

  183. Anybody have on FoxNews? Anybody notice how long out F)ckStick In Chief has been speaking? Gah!. STFU already.

    *finds remote, hits mute*

  184. Wow. I just now noticed that CiC and VP at same event.

    *goes back to flossing teeth*

  185. MJ,

    What!!! It’s not over yet is it? I feel I need to serve some penance for lurking so long! For a while I was afraid I had run into some kind of regional blog where everyone lived near each other or something. I have grown to realize you just all are having a good time on the Interwebz, which transcends space 🙂

  186. Cyn, Is Joe nodding again? I never get tired of the Vice-Plagarist being a dolt!

  187. What!!! It’s not over yet is it?
    ———————————-
    Just wait until wiser, rosetta, PJM, Andy, etc show up.

  188. What!!! It’s not over yet is it?
    ———————————-
    Just wait until wiser, rosetta, PJM, Andy, etc show up.
    ——————————
    Lubing up now

  189. MJ, you just earned 100,000,000 points. Well done!

  190. January 2009… when the White House became Romper Room.

  191. Tell the truth, TS, I really didn’t watch that much. I see him/them and the mute button stays on or I put it on TVLand to watch me some Gun Smoke. Bonanza should be on soon!

  192. Is that the *usual* protection

    Usual is fine.

    Wait! What’s usual for you? It doesn’t involve leather and stainless steel cuffs and lubricant, does it?

  193. Wiser will have the assless chaps covered.

  194. Joe Biden… Living proof that even the lowliest doll in the cabbage patch can grow up to become Vice President.

  195. GO,

    Could the Founding Fathers have foreseen such an (I use the word loosely) administration? I’m thinking they *must* have assumed that by age 35 a person in the office would be an *adult*!

  196. A very hearty welcome, Tomswifty! I am going to assume you are a douche, otherwise why would you hang out here?

  197. Heh, Orwell. Don’t forget “foreign policy expert” and “Roosevelt Historian” to your glowing profile of Sheriff Joe.

  198. Cyn, The channel change is my usual response too. I have a medical condition: Low Narcissus Tolerance.

    AD, I was thinking more of a latex body suit, just to make sure.

  199. Mare.

    I give douches a bad name. Thanks for the welcome. I love your horsie avi. He looks so *mellow*

  200. The Founding Fathers would see a government that devoured nearly a quarter of the nation’s wealth every year, dictated everything from the shape and size of your toilet to your children’s thoughts in school, and would promptly write a new Declaration of Independence.

    They would also say King George III was a free-thinking anarchist compared to our current ruling tyrant.

  201. They would also say King George III was a free-thinking anarchist compared to our current ruling tyrant.
    —————————-
    *drinks to that.

  202. George,

    I sometimes wonder what they would do if plopped down in this time. Would they just say “The hell with it”? I like to think they would rally around the Gadsen flag and try and take our country back.

  203. Cyn – your email is beeping.

  204. Great job on BBF, MJ. Me love you long time.

    The rest of you can fuck off. Especially the new guy.

    NEW GUY SUCKS!!

    NEW GUY SUCKS!!

  205. That was really cool Lauraw. Now I’m hungry for jello.

  206. Swifty! I’m so glad you get it, he’s sleeping, not dead like the lug heads here thought.

  207. Just kidding Swifty.

    You’ve commented here before haven’t you?

  208. Thanks Rosetta. You suckee suckee?

  209. NEW GUY SUCKS!!
    ———————–
    Only on martinis, like Deano!

  210. Hey, douche (Rosetta) you linked that stupid rapping video 5 times, why did you rag on me about a link that I didn’t think you saw?

    FAIL!!

  211. I go check now GML;BRB.

  212. Good find on the pic TiF.
    Forgot to give the h/t to Legal Insurrection, who h/t’ed Jim Geraghty. Don’t know where he got it…..

  213. You’ve commented here before haven’t you?
    ———————–
    Must have been some other juvenile fiction character 🙂

  214. Thanks, laura. That was a good video to wrap up the day. Will make me less likely to commit road rage on the drive home.

    Speaking of which: drive time!

    And, Tom, and if either Rosetta OR wiserbud use the line “Let me introduce you to my dog….”, Run!

  215. I’m surprised at how much I don’t mind that MJ goes both ways.

  216. I’m surprised at how much I don’t mind that MJ goes both ways.
    ————————-
    Now THAT was funny.

  217. Run to the gas station and get $4.29 worth of gas to help put out the fire.
    But if I run to the gas station, where do I park my goat? Maybe PJM can help??

    Well, you could toss him on the fire for cabrito when you get back – just don’t let PJ see you…..

  218. Thanks for the advice. Is that the *usual* protection or a radiation suit?

    Unless you wanna be paying child support for the next 18 years, I’d suggest an iron cup…..

  219. Ding! Your fries are done GML.

  220. I’m starting to be concerned about how pussy lots of people and countries are being about killing a mass murderer. These people are upset that others are happy that, at the very least, Osama won’t be plotting any more terrorism. Can you believe some judge in Germany is doing this?

    http://tinyurl.com/3o7qyp4

    Whole countries have lost their balls.

  221. I’m surprised at how much I don’t mind that MJ goes both ways.

    HAHAHA!

  222. So, Tom Swifty and the Electric Asshammer are taking up permanent residence?

    *buys another 400 shares of Commonwealth Edison*

  223. Only on martinis, like Deano!

    NEW GUY IS COOL!!

    NEW GUY IS COOL!!

  224. I can only guess that the Founding Fathers would find any society that literally considered using the N-word a worse crime than abortion, to be a society utterly alien.

    No, this is NOT a prescription to revive the N-word. However, consider the vast gulf between the time of the Revolution and our current one. What does it say about a society where you would be instantly and acutely ostracized for saying a “mean word” or (gasp!) smoking where uninvited, while if you opted for an abortion or made babies without being married, you might actually be praised?

    Or alternately, what about a society where you cannot start a business cobbling shoes or selling johnnnycakes without filing for a dozen permits and licenses, but if you don’t work you can appeal to a dozen government agencies who will take money from other people and put that money in your pocket, as food stamps or Section 8 rental vouchers, or any of another dozen giveaways at your neighbors’ expense?

    I merely point to a comparison of two differing times. Draw what conclusions you will.

  225. I’m thinking that it is actually some kind of genetic mutation at this point, Mare: people haven’t lost their balls, they are just being born without them.

  226. Hey, douche (Rosetta) you linked that stupid rapping video 5 times, why did you rag on me about a link that I didn’t think you saw?

    FAIL!!

    Linking a hilarious rap video 5 times = awesome hilarity

    Linking a dog with his head stuck in a bucket 2 times = worst thing ever

  227. Today’s BBF: Boobs and Noobs.

    Nice work, MJ. Much better than that doucheface backfat lover Rosetta.

  228. I’m starting to be concerned about how pussy lots of people and countries are being about killing a mass murderer.

    You know who wasn’t? The Vatican. While I’m not Roman Catholic, I have always admired their strong, and consistent, stand when it comes to moral issues. They condemn killings. Always. Sometimes to their own ridicule, but they are as regular as an atomic clock.

    Not this time. Instead, their press release said “Christians don’t rejoice in any man’s death but always use it as an opportunity to examine themselves” or words very much to that effect. They didn’t say shit about the moral implications of Osama assuming room ocean temperature.

  229. Must have been some other juvenile fiction character 🙂

    Did you find us though that Ace of Spades midget porn site?

  230. The new Firefox sucks several thousand donkey balls.

  231. Tom Swifty? What the fuck is this shit?

  232. Not this time. Instead, their press release said “Christians don’t rejoice in any man’s death but always use it as an opportunity to examine themselves” or words very much to that effect. They didn’t say shit about the moral implications of Osama assuming ocean temperature.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.

  233. So, Tom Swifty and the Electric Asshammer are taking up permanent residence?

    ————————-

    Darn! Must have missed that on in my book collection 🙂 Or it might have been a revival book from the 90’s…

    *scurries over to amazon to see if “Tom Swift and the Electric Asshammer” is still in print*

  234. The new Firefox sucks several thousand donkey balls.

    Don’t bring Lawrence O’Donnell into this.

  235. Dang. I’d stick around and help run off break in the new guy, but I have to dump off my kids around the state.

    Jermaine is staying at his uncle’s and Latoya and Ruschella are doing weekend in juvie.

  236. Herr M – How much baby poo is on your shirt. . . RIGHT NOW?!??

  237. Must have been some other juvenile fiction character 🙂

    Did you find us though that Ace of Spades midget porn site?

    —————————–
    Ace of Spades, yes. midget porn, no (NTTATWWT).

  238. Sic transit gloria mundi.

    “I gloriously puked on the subway last Monday”.

  239. Herr M – How much baby poo is on your shirt. . . RIGHT NOW?!??

    Approximately as much as in your Depends.

  240. Tom Swifty? What the fuck is this shit?
    —————————-
    A new day a dawnin’, pawdner

  241. I’ve never shoveled baby poo into Depends.

    But I’m willing to learn.

  242. A new day a dawnin’, pawdner

    You’ll do fine.

    If you get me a juicebox.

    Welcome aboard. (watch out for Mare)

  243. *fills juicebox with bourbon, hands to Herr*

    Thanks for giving me a chance

  244. Hye Herr! How you doing? You seem tense. Relax. Let me help you feel at home.

    *vomits sour milk on Herr’s shoulder*

  245. I’ve never shoveled baby poo into Depends.

    But I’m willing to learn.

    Get a union gig and you can be the guy that shovels it back out.

  246. Ya know, it isn’t like the only deaths OBL was responsible for were the ones on 9/11 – how many other plots did he mastemind around the world? What other nationalities’ blood is on his hands?

    And how many of these people who are bleating about what an awful thing we did want to live in a world where OBL is still alive?

    From all accounts, the dude was still busily planning more deaths. Good riddance.

  247. *coos over just how cutsie wootsie lil Laura is*

  248. Ok, I’ve gotta go distribute Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and Tweedledipshit. BBL

  249. Oh, we’re talking about trouser chili now.

    That’s cool.

  250. we’re talking about trouser chili

    Well, there goes my appetite.

  251. Anyone have the stomach to watch Barky’s SEAL Extravaganza Speech™?

  252. My lament is for the pussification of the American Male. The link that was posted here some time back (I think) with men apologizing for not being women made me throw up a little in my mouth, Reagan got criticized for “cowboy” politics, but we sure could use a few more cowboys in “polite” society.

    Makes me want to go clean cut a virgin forest!!!!!

  253. Before I leave, how many kids do you have, Tom Swifty? Carin and Pajama Momma are currently tied at 23. They spend all day on their backs. They’re competitive.

  254. Anyone have the stomach to watch Barky’s SEAL Extravaganza Speech™?

    Only if he did it in a ballroom gown, singing it with a jazzy syncopation.

  255. MJ gets a solid B+ for this poat

  256. Before I leave, how many kids do you have, Tom Swifty? Carin and Pajama Momma are currently tied at 23. They spend all day on their backs. They’re competitive.
    ————————
    My wife hasn’t had anything to do with me after the 3rd came out at 9lbs 14oz. I think she blames me.

  257. Carin and Pajama Momma are currently tied at 23. They spend all day on their backs.

    Uh, um. No. I want to snark on this, but it’s just too, too obvious.

  258. MJ gets a solid B+ for this poat
    ———————
    What? He gets the same grade as Zero gave himself?

  259. http://www.redbubble.com/products/configure/7118167-t-shirt?body_color=navy

    If Shepard Fairey had any balls he would sue for copyright infringement.

    Oh, wait… Shepard Fairey.

  260. Wtf people? Seriously, wtf?

  261. Didn’t Fairey get nailed by the AP or somebody for bogarting their photo?

  262. Rosencranz, do you have actual events planned for the STLSTFU yet, or are we just going to drive a keg around in a U-Haul until we find a Doubletree parking lot?

  263. What? He gets the same grade as Zero gave himself?

    I think Barry was grading himself on the curve…the population of which were submoronic cretins.

  264. MJ gets a solid B+ for this poat
    —————————
    In cheese-talk that’s actually an A+. I’ll take it.

  265. or are we just going to drive a keg around in a U-Haul until we find a Doubletree parking lot?

    What’s your point?

  266. Neighbor’s house is up for sale, she’s asking a reasonable price, I’m hoping it sells quickly.

    If it’s off the market before mine goes on, I’ll hire her agent.

  267. gml i lived in the leeward in the early nineties

    big beaver fridays rocks

  268. >> What’s your point?

    Did that sound like I was against that idea? Nosiree, I am not.

  269. **makes note to bring cooler of Sweetwater 420 and Motorboat.

  270. Holy Cow, we lived in the Leeward and moved over to Windward when we brought baby boy home!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – Big Beaver Friday!

  271. Where is her butt? I bet her butt is squooshed upwards to make you think that is boobage. She’s really a dude.

    Asian chicks rarely have asses, and almost none of them do the lower-body resistance training necessary to develop one. It’s a crying shame. There are two gals at my gym doing their best to overcome genetics, though, God bless ’em.

  272. Did that sound like I was against that idea? Nosiree, I am not.

    Ha! I knew you were just brainstorming for the non-drinking periods of the meat up. May I suggest the home version of Minute To Win It?

  273. I’m shunning Rosetta.

    *un shun

    And how do you know I didn’t link it 4 times?

  274. What do you wear while driving a U-Haul of beer around? Is that mid-afternoon tea attire or more soiree? This is important to know, dammit.

  275. Joe Biden really liked that link of the dog.

  276. What do you wear while driving a U-Haul of beer around?

    Rumpled prom dress.

  277. Historically, the wimmins wear wet t-shirts on beer runs. Do not mess with history!

  278. Rosencranz, do you have actual events planned for the STLSTFU yet, or are we just going to drive a keg around in a U-Haul until we find a Doubletree parking lot?

    Like driving around with a keg in a U-Haul isn’t an event. BEST PARTY EVER!!!

    I’m working on some stuff. Announcement to follow at some point in the future.

  279. heading home – wanted to wish all the mom’s on here a very HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

  280. Ha! I was going to say I was just trying to plan my wardrobe, but that would’ve been ghey.

  281. Cyn, wear the bacon apron your secret Santa gave you. 😉

    I’m packing the Performance Powder coating shirt, the Body Piercing by Smith & Wesson shirt, and the Fred Thompson Punch the Hippies shirt.

  282. I’m shunning Rosetta.

    *un shun

    And how do you know I didn’t link it 4 times?

    Because of this picture of you getting ready to cross the street.

    http://tinyurl.com/3dbu8ct

  283. What do you wear while driving a U-Haul of beer around?

    I’m just sayin’…

    http://tinyurl.com/6cllhpk

  284. No prom dress–it never made it home Leon.

    Wet t-shirts? Hmmm.

    Roamy wins: Team Bacon Apron it is! Oh and don’t forget our Hostages shirts.

  285. Ha! I was going to say I was just trying to plan my wardrobe, but that would’ve been ghey.

    One thing I do know is that everyone needs to bring a welding helmet and roller skates.

  286. If you were coming Brew, I’d bring the pom-poms.

    *double pitchforks*

  287. Hahahaha. The irony.

    http://tinyurl.com/44qbo7e

  288. My wife hasn’t had anything to do with me after the 3rd came out at 9lbs 14oz. I think she blames me.

    Well, the folks on this blog are certainly doing their part to repopulate the Conservative movement:
    Cyn has 5; PJ, Herr and TiFW have 4 apiece; TomSwifty has 3; lots of youse have 2 kiddos…..

    Who else?

  289. Wow so Jewstin now lives 5 minutes from me? I see a meat-up in the near future. GML are me, you and Count hooking up for a beer when you are down this time? You need to come see the shop. *Realizes GML might have already left.

  290. Just saw Dominic Ciaramitaro’s procession from SANGB. They showed most of it on Fox 2 news this morning. Citizens stood alongside the road for miles and miles.

    Requiescat in pace, lance corporal.

  291. Situational ethics quiz answer:

    E) Decides to take 16 hours to sleep on it.

  292. I’ve got my “Gluten for Punishment” T-shirt right next to my Hostagette shirt, ready to go!

  293. What, wait, Jew was here?

  294. If you were coming Brew, I’d bring the pom-poms.

    If I wasn’t committed to reducing the fish population in Northern Wisconsin that right there would be enough inducement to be there!

  295. Just saw Dominic Shermataro’s procession from SANGB. They showed most of it on Fox 2 news this morning. Citizens stood alongside the road for miles and miles.
    Requiescat in pace, lance corporal.

    Is that the young man that Car in knew?

  296. Yes Mare and apparently he moved to the town in between me and Peel/Will

  297. Corrected spelling in my above comment and just realized I might work with a relative of the fallen marine. I’ll have to ask him about it and offer sympathies next week.

  298. STAGflation, Ba-BEEE!!!

  299. That’s great! Sohos.

  300. Is that the young man that Car in knew?

    It is. My wife was there at Selfridge this morning when he came home, so we watched the local coverage of it.

  301. The BBF model scares me

  302. While we are talking about meetups and Brew is here, I want to say that I will be driving up to Madison, WI in late June and want to meet Hostages along the way.

  303. roamy, make sure you make some time for your old pal BrewFan. Do you need a place to stay? I’m about 45 miles from Madison.

  304. Jew moved to Texas?

    SUP JEW!!

    Where has he been? I like giving him trouble.

  305. You need a Hostamages Map™, Roamy. Fold it up and clip it to your visor then cross off all the Hostages you meet as you continue your drive. I might just work on that.

  306. LEAVE THE JEW ALONE!!

  307. Brew, thank you, but I will be staying at the conference. Fooled another group of people into thinking I know stuff.

  308. BrewFan, tell me again what you’re doing instead of coming to St. Louis for the U-Haul kegger?

  309. Anyone know how Peelio is doing?

  310. Why are they making you drive Roamy?? You should be flying first-class and expensing drinks for everyone in the cattle class.

  311. This POS blog should have a map with dots on it where everyone lives and it should be in the right sidebar.

    And when you put your mouse over a dot, it should tell you who lives there.

    Who wants to be in charge of that?

  312. Haven’t heard Chief but it looks like she is current at her blog.

  313. MCPO, what adult beverage are you sucking on right now?

  314. One thing I do know is that everyone needs to bring a welding helmet and roller skates.

    What about welding skates?

  315. Tequila!!!!

  316. I got that mappy thing started as a little personal project, Rosetta, but I am not inclined to make it public. Maybe put it into a PW protected tab for fun and our own personal access.

  317. BrewFan, tell me again what you’re doing instead of coming to St. Louis for the U-Haul kegger?

    Taking my son-in-law on a fishing trip that weekend. Now, we could say we’re going fishing and come to St. Louis and my SIL is definitely Hostage material, but we’re both afraid of our wives.

  318. The driving is my idea as direct flights anywhere from HSV are nearly impossible. When it came down to less than 2 hours difference between driving and flying, I thought I’ll just crank a mix tape up to 11 and have fun. I’ll add two states I haven’t visited before.

  319. What about welding skates?

    You’re brilliant!!!

    *patents welding skates*

    Everyone bring welding skates to the U-Haul party.

  320. Wiserbuns!

  321. roamy you think you’ll have time for dinner or something? Mrs. BrewFan and I could come down and take you out if you do.

  322. Makes sense Roamy.

  323. “Mrs MJ was *ahem* over served at the charity deal last night”

    No MJ, she over ordered.

  324. Welcome TomSwifty.

    I endured three years in Valparaiso IN. I DID stand in line at the post office behind Orville Redenbacher twice, which almost made up for it.

  325. CYNABUNS!!!!

    Can’t wait to see you again, darlin’!

  326. Will you check your email if I ask you to Rosetta?

  327. Brew, I would love to meet you and the Mrs. I will make sure there is a free evening.

  328. *stands behind Wiser…*

    *gives him the come from behind squishy-hug*

    Hi Wiser.

  329. Likewise Wiser. You are my favorite ride*!!

    .
    to / from the STL airport and hotel

  330. Leon, where did they go from Selfridge? I lived there when my Dad was stationed there in 75-77. Lived at the end of the runway across from the golf course.

  331. 336 1/2 hours.

  332. Will you check your email if I ask you to Rosetta?

    Yes. If you ask me.

  333. “So, I see that yet another lurker has decided to step out into the light today,” he said brightly

  334. I’m asking.

  335. *stands behind Wiser…*

    *gives him the come from behind squishy-hug*

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

  336. Jay, they landed the transport there and drove to South Lyon, it’s about 40 minutes away I think. The drove past his high school in the early afternoon. Pretty sure the whole school came out to wave as he passed.

  337. I’m asking.

    Okay.

    Do you mean check it now?

  338. Yes; right… …. … … NOW!


  339. to / from the STL airport and hotel

    waitaminute… who said anything about “to”?

  340. Mare, pool is ready for pictures. Will do sumpin this weekend.

    Just took the virgin swim in a not-so-virgin way… sans swimwear.

    73 F. Quite refreshing. Michael watched.

  341. Did I see upthread that Roamie is going top be able to join out little bacchanal???

    THAT’S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  342. At first, based on the above the fold photo, I assumed this was the BCF post (Big Cooch Friday), then I opened the rest of the post.

    Is that the way you spell “cooch?”

    I hope you watched The Oaks today ’cause it was a dandy.

    FRINGE’s season ends tonight, It will be epic!

  343. Yes; right… …. … … NOW!

    Oh. Okay.

    HOLD ON!!

  344. sans swimwear.

    Pictures? Please?? Pretty please with frosting on top???????

  345. Looking forward to seeing the pool, Cathy!

  346. Jewstin are you around now?

  347. Ha! I was going to say I was just trying to plan my wardrobe, but that would’ve been ghey.
    ———————————-
    Dude, just own it. You are who you are.

  348. Yep, shuttle was delayed enough that I don’t have to drive from StL straight to KSC.

  349. Hey Sohos, how are the plans coming for the hitchin’ ?

  350. Looking forward to seeing the pool, Cathy!

  351. Yep, shuttle was delayed enough that I don’t have to drive from StL straight to KSC.

    suh-WHEEEEEEEEET!!!!

    it’s gonna be a hugalicious day!!!

  352. I haven’t gotten very far Cathy b/c we have so many balls ion the air (SYWM)

  353. Hello, sausages which are of elevated temperature!

  354. Hello, Cuffy.

    Please tell me that you also be joining us in a few weeks as well.

  355. Yea, when I heard on the news shuttle was delayed, first thought was about Roamy.

    *does yet another happy dance*

  356. Mrs. Cuffy is a hoot. If you have not met her yet, you’re missing out!

  357. Cathy – Make sure you get Wiser to do my portion of the physical labor during this meat-up!

  358. Cuffy! Glad to know you and the Mrs. didn’t get hit by the tornadoes. I got an email yesterday saying that 29 co-workers are homeless.

  359. Mrs. Cuffy is a hoot too!

    FTFUs

  360. Hmmm, it’s Sexto de Mayo…

    I think that deserves a margarita…

    brb

  361. Yes, we are both coming!

    Roamy, you wanna ride with us? Warning: we’ll have our dogs on board.

  362. Cathy – Make sure you get Wiser to do my portion of the physical labor during this meat-up!

    No worries, Curly. But I will NOT kiss Rosetta on the lips for you.
    .
    .
    .
    .

    more than twice.

  363. Cathy – Make sure you get Wiser to do my portion of the physical labor during this meat-up!

    *pictures hunky muscles glistening with sweat on bare chest*

    Wha….? Oh. Sure, Chief.

  364. Yes, we are both coming!

    niiiiiiiiiiice………..

  365. Margarita?

    That’s gin with a shot of gin, right?

  366. Jewstin, how do you not know how to make cocktails?

  367. Cuffy, I’m trying to talk XBrad into coming to the meetup. I may need to go kidnap him from B’ham. Failing that, then yes, I’d like to ride with you.

  368. I wonder what Chardonnay HS is drinking right now…

  369. SUP JEW!

  370. It’s an unfortunate gap in my education, Leon.

  371. Chief, check your email.

  372. ALOHA, ROSETTA!

    I haven’t seen you on Facetwitch lately.

  373. I’m drinking pinot grigio. They ran out of chardonnay.

  374. Awesome, roamy. I promise to throw only 3 beer bottles at state troopers.

  375. JEWSTIN!!!

    Come over here, sit on my lap and tell me where you been, baby!

  376. Okay, it’s really simple, a margarita is 9 shots of tequila.

    Drink that, and you won’t remember that you wanted one in the first place.

  377. uh oh………

    BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!

  378. So who has the moron map? I’m still close enough to New Orleans to consider it my territory. Weren’t there a few fellow baconheads in MS?

  379. I been movin’ Wiserbud. I finally found my way to Texas. Now about a job. . .

    How have you been?

  380. I promise to throw only 3 beer bottles at state troopers.

    Don’t forget the BB gun so we can make the “Cattle Crossing” signs read “Cat sing”.

  381. I’m drinking pinot grigio. They ran out of chardonnay.
    =======================
    Awesome. I’m having a nice pinot noir.

  382. Cheers, ya’ll.

  383. Face the face

    Win the race

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3nRcwWktA

  384. How have you been?

    Life is like a box of chocolates.

    It seems like by the time I get there, someone has already eaten all the good stuff and left me with the half-eaten cherry cordial

  385. Awesome. I’m having a nice pinot noir.

    Is this before or after your spa appointment?

    Did you get the mani-pedi coupon?

  386. I finally found my way to Texas.

    Lucky bastage. I keep thinking I should try and find work at Armadillo Aerospace. The Jeff Greason TEDx talk has been weighing heavily on my mind, but I’m likely stuck in MI barring an act of God.

  387. Gin martini, extra dry, on the rocks with a twist.

  388. I’m still close enough to New Orleans to consider it my territory.

    You can run, but you can’t hide…….

  389. SpaceX is hiring, leon: http://is.gd/kSWSIF

  390. Hahahaha

    Jewstin would know about the mani/pedi.

  391. Nevermind, they aren’t hiring. I’ll have to try Bigelow or SpaceX.

  392. I live about a mile and a half from the Johnson Space Center which is pretty cool. I’m going to visit.

  393. **looks hard at SpaceX hiring

  394. I live about a mile and a half from the Johnson

    BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    okay, that was childish.

    But still funny…..

  395. Key quote from that talk, and the most badass thing you can say at a TED:

    “The key technology that space is missing is capitalism.”

  396. I live next to the Wang Corp. johnson rod factory.

  397. ALOHA, ROSETTA!

    I haven’t seen you on Facetwitch lately.

    Really? I was just on there today and I updated my wall.

    Way to not friend me you racist.

  398. But still funny…..

    Ah, me. How I’ve missed the humor of 12 year olds.

    It feels like home.

  399. Anyone got any more tequila?

  400. YES.

  401. I live about a mile and a half from the Johnson Space Center which is pretty cool. I’m going to visit.

    Hahaahahahahahaha.

  402. Ah yes, the JSC – a fun annual school trip for every Houston-area school child.

    Never realized what a treat that was until I got out into the “real” world…..

  403. Way to not friend me you racist.

    Come to think of it, that’s probably my bad. I’m not on Facetwitch.

  404. Anyone got any more tequila?

    I’ve got gallons, thanks to my friends.

  405. Here’s me tormenting Michael Moore on twitchimp today:

    http://is.gd/rbe5ta

  406. Ah, me. How I’ve missed the humor of 12 year olds.

    We’ve matured!

  407. Licky–where are you? what state? I add you to the map I’m playing with.

  408. I live next to the Wang Corp. johnson rod factory.

    it’s old.

    We’ve moved on.

  409. Wings score! Fuck San Jose. Fucking hippietown cocksuckers.

  410. Here’s me tormenting Michael Moore on twitchimp today:

    Is our favorite morbidly-obese hyper-douche complaining that Obama gave the kill order on OBL?

    Love it.

  411. Ah, me. How I’ve missed the humor of 12 year olds.

    It feels like home.

    12 year olds?

    What is this the Harvard Business Review?

  412. Got to run Hostages. Off to watch the oldest in a play.

    Could someone who knows how to add a picture to the sidebar email me some knowledge so I don’t cause the blog to break? TYIA.

    Ta-ta.

  413. In Louisiana, Cyn. Southeast to narrow the hobo hunt.

  414. Wiser – Pass the bottle. . .

  415. Thanks Licky!

  416. What happened to POL? I want to see the pretty pretty pikshures.

  417. Jewstin check your email

  418. Wiser – Pass the bottle. . .

    Here ya go.

    Ummm, Rosetta had that last. You may want to wipe off the mouth…..

    Oh hell, who am I talking to? Drink up, sailor!

  419. … I add you to the map I’m playing with.

    Cyn, glad you are doing that. A few years back the IB-group did that on an actual map… you know those thingys made of paper that we fan-fold.

    Sounds like you are doing one better. Kudos.

  420. Oh hell, who am I talking to? Drink up, sailor!
    ————————-
    I’m next. But I’m going to exercise my option to discretely wipe the mouth. I don’t want to get the ‘oldness.’

  421. Oh hell, who am I talking to? Drink up, sailor!

    Tequila is a natural germ fighter. I ain’t askerd!

  422. SQUEEELLLLLL!!!! I made the BBF AND I found out my lack of an ass makes me a guy! SWEET!

  423. Cee Lo re-records “Fuck You” to honor firefighters:

    http://is.gd/7cbmWL

  424. Crazy Bear, lacking an ass makes you an old guy. Real men have glutes.

  425. CrazyBear – Email me photos and I’ll be happy to give you my expert opinion – free of charge!

  426. Thanks Sohos. Checked and replied.

  427. I gotta correct that. Lacking an ass may also make you a chimpanzee.

    To ass is human.

  428. To ass is human.

    Two-ass was Rosetta’s nickname in junior high.

  429. No. It was To Ass or Not To Ass.

  430. Rosetta would be better served to accomplish his “work” during the week rather than waking up in his own filth every Friday and saying, “Shit! I thought it was Wednesday?!?”

  431. SQUEEELLLLLL!!!! I made the BBF
    —————-
    I was hoping you would notice that. Welcome, again.

  432. I found out my lack of an ass makes me a guy!

    we do not judge here.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    much.

  433. Oops, Beasn said “butt” and “dude” I guess I’m ok. Nevermind.

  434. DINNERTIME!!!!!

    bbl.

    Save me some tequila.

  435. Save me some tequila.

    Hehehehe.

    I’m having another.

  436. That was awesome Cuffy. Cee Lo and his mom sound like my kind of people.

  437. Mr. Green appears to have a good sense of humor and civic responsibility. If he keeps both and continues to have a career, I’ll be quite pleased.

  438. we do not judge here… much.

    While on the subject, I’m with Sohos. BBF babe is creepy-scary.

    My first impression — DON’T JUDGE ME!!! — something’s not right with that crotch.

  439. While on the subject, I’m with Sohos. BBF babe is creepy-scary.
    ————————
    Shuns Cathy and Sohos.

  440. I’m drinking pinot grigio. They ran out of chardonnay.
    =======================
    Awesome. I’m having a nice pinot noir.

    I’m having a nice glass of water.

    I have this stupid meet-up I have to go to in a couple of weeks.

  441. Plus, I had workout FAIL today. I only got 40 mins in.

    My husband arrived home with $250 in meat (SYWM) that was prolly valued around $500. Awesome sale. I had to help repacked to freeze.

  442. Car in, did you see my comments about Dominic? I think I might work with someone related. Same last name, anyhow. My wife was at the procession from Selfridge today.

  443. Cuffy, I linked Cee Lo on my Facechimp page. Thank you. Thanks MJ for my Navin Johnson moment.

  444. I missed the comment. Yep, his body was going to arrive about now.

    😦

    They had to have the service w/o last weekend.

  445. I have this stupid meet-up I have to go to in a couple of weeks.

    *Gives Carin three cheerios and a cod-liver oil gel tab.

    Make it last.

  446. Fox2 had video of the procession through South Lyon. Lots of good folks came out to see him pass. Video got blurry in places, though.

  447. I’m listening to this song right now.

  448. I wish I’d known they’d show it on tv. I never have it on during the day.

  449. *Gives Carin three cheerios and a cod-liver oil gel tab.

    Make it last.

    This will do the trick?

    I need to lose 20 pounds.

  450. My wife only knew because she was there to take pictures and salute the lance corporal. I’d never have known otherwise. They might have it on the Fox2 site.

  451. I need to lose 20 pounds.

    Give me back the cheerios.

  452. I need to lose 20 pounds.

    Carbs. Cut ’em. I have recipes and meal suggestions.

  453. Leon – You still full-on paleo?

  454. I found it. Thanks.

    *wipes tear.

  455. I’m joking. I don’t have 20 to lose.

    I don’t do carbs anyway.

    I basically just do South Beach all the time. But, I’ve had some “events” lately that have caused a little bit of creep.

  456. Just me, the Frau, and the baby at home tonight.

    Quiet. A little too quiet, sheriff.

  457. Quiet. A little too quiet, sheriff.

    Pinch the baby. That should liven things up.

  458. Come to think of it, that’s probably my bad. I’m not on Facetwitch.

    Like I am. I haven’t been a 14-year old girl in 27 years.

    What’s your new gig in Texas?

  459. Lacto-paleo, I guess. I drink (mostly goat, always whole) milk and have cheese sometimes, but I stay low on carbohydrate and I don’t eat grains, legumes, or “vegetable oils” at all. Well, not “at all”, but like 90%. I cheat just often enough to frustrate myself, it seems.

  460. Tonight I made a yummy chicken with brown rice thing- with garam marsala. I know I the brown rice isn’t the best, but if I cut too low on carbs I have a tough time running.

  461. I’m next. But I’m going to exercise my option to discretely wipe the mouth. I don’t want to get the ‘oldness.

    MJ, how old are you?

    Chronologically, not mentally.

  462. FRINGE IN 25 MINUTES!!!!

  463. Yeah, endurance type cardio work is going to exhaust your blood sugar if you don’t take time to keto-adapt first. The adaptation counts for a lot. I was running on fat pretty well before I went back to the gym. Now I can do 90 minutes hard training after 20 hours fasted and I’m fine. Hungry as heck right after, but not exhausted.

  464. Weasel Zippers notes Fox News:

    (Todd Starnes/FNR) — A comprehensive study of traditional children’s book characters has determined that Pooh Corner may be rife with gender inequality.

    Dr. Janice McCabe, a sociologist at Florida State University, examined nearly 6,000 children’s books between 1900 and 2000 and determined the stories have a definitive gender bias and a disproportionate representation of genders…

    As a young child I always regretted the lack of transgendered Heffalumps in the Hundred Acre Wood. I’ve spent literally millliseconds in tears over this monstrous injustice.

  465. Cee Lo re-records “Fuck You” to honor firefighters:

    http://is.gd/7cbmWL

    Well that is unadulterated excellence.

    Well done Cuff.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjrvdvn

  466. Car in just stand next to Rosetta all day.
    Complete strangers will bring you sandwiches.

  467. Well done Cuff.
    http://tinyurl.com/yjrvdvn

    Is that goat halal? I didn’t know canines could be Muslim.

  468. Pinch the baby. That should liven things up.

    OK. Just got the baby back to sleep.

    Anytime you need some advice, Jewstin, let me know. I’ll give ya my best.

  469. My favorite part of Dog Milks Goat is the description:

    no description available

  470. Two-ass was Rosetta’s nickname in junior high.

    Like I went to junior high.

  471. Thanks Herr. You’ll be the first to know.

  472. I think that dog was part of the SEAL team and he was just wringing information from a caprine fellow traveler of OBL.

  473. Rosie, are you shaving your back-pussy for the meat up?

    /borat

  474. Jewstin? Cuffy? Who ARE you guys?

    for those interested, I have an updated profile pic of my sister Lou/Kare-Kare in the POL

  475. Save me some tequila.
    Hehehehe.
    I’m having another.

    Used to love tequila gimlets. I’m too old now for that stuff. (sniff)

  476. I have no idea what keto-adapt means, but am certain I want no part of it.

  477. are you going to the meat up cuffster?

  478. Hello PJ.

    I’m stealing your guacamole.

  479. Yes I yam, PJ — with missus. You?

  480. What’s the POL password? The old one doesn’t work anymore.

  481. Adapt to ketosis = keto-adapt in bro-science shorthand.

  482. FRINGE!!

  483. What is the password for PoL?

  484. Don’t know about you guys, but I’m about to cheeto-adapt! Amirite? Amirite?

  485. Yea, there is no way I could run 7 miles after a 20 hour fast. I actually need to bring a snack.

  486. Haha. Beasn, let’s punch Rosetta in the poon until somebody hands over the POL password.

  487. Did anybody commit a home invasion robbery against anybody else today?

  488. Jewstin, we might lose our fists in that cavern.

    SOMEONE TELL US TEH PASSWORD.

    Now please.

  489. Me no know PW. Haven’t poked around in the secret pages since before the last purge.

    *deletes blog*

  490. I was going to get all svelte for the meatup, but the apple braid taunted me. So, I said f*ck it, if you don’t worship me in my lumpy state, it’s your loss.

  491. Hi Jew!

  492. Did anybody commit a home invasion robbery against anybody else today?

    I landed a whirlybird in a greengrocer’s stand and took 72 raisins hostage. Does that count?

  493. My favorite part of Dog Milks Goat is the description:

    no description available

    That video kicks all sorts of ass and it makes little kids, including me, laugh and laugh and laugh.

  494. Howdy Vmax and puppies!

  495. Two kids on lap. NO doh head.

  496. *deletes blog*

    Well someone changed the passwords and didn’t tell everyone.

    *sets up H4*

  497. Any admin can log in and edit the pol page click on edit password and look at it
    Do not change it.

    Any non admins shoot me a email and I will tell the PW. If you are in POL of course

  498. I would like the POL password, please.

  499. I would like the POL password, please.

    Armageddon!

  500. I think I love Angie Harmon – the caption is the best:

    http://twitpic.com/4tdkwg

  501. What’s your email vmax? Or just look at mine and send it to me.

  502. Two kids on lap. NO doh head.

    Yet another excuse to sit at the computer, yes? Like the dog using your foot as a pillow?

  503. I landed a whirlybird in a greengrocer’s stand and took 72 raisins hostage. Does that count?

    Um, I didn’t ask if anybody did a bunch of peyote today, Eric.

  504. I’m going to snuggle on the couch with my wife and watch a shitty movie.

    Then go to sleep with a boner.

    Later all.

  505. The best Steyn ever!
    Until the next Steyn
    http://tinyurl.com/3blesfu

  506. I didn’t like Condi Rice so much before but after viewing her wanting to punch that punk in the poon video, I have new respect. She didn’t even have a teleprompter.

  507. Poor Herr, use that thing and make us another hostage baby.

  508. This poat is stinky and slow

  509. Yes sorta. Actually, hubby is watching tv and I’m sitting here relaxing but have no interest in what’s on. Handy dandy iPhone to the rescue.

    It’s hard to type with a sleeping 9 y/o laying on you.

  510. Um, I didn’t ask if anybody did a bunch of peyote today, Eric.

    They do in polite society, Mr. Bont. Just ask my friend here, the King of Siam.

  511. >> Handy dandy iPhone to the rescue.

    fif Mr. Car in

  512. Check your email beasn

  513. I’m watching Dual Survival. It has amusing moments.

  514. Heh, I’m watching that too, Leon.

    Looks like a big effin’ snake is coming up.

  515. They’re gonna kill it and grill it. Florida will thank them. Damn pythons are like rabbits in Australia.

  516. Steyn: Millions of Muslims support bin Laden’s goal — the submission of the Western world to Islam — but, unlike him, understand that flying planes into buildings is entirely unnecessary to achieving it.


    Please take note, this is the real problem. Perfect example at Ace:
    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/315845.php

  517. Thanks vmax, you’re a doll.

  518. I’ve had rattlesnake. I wonder if python is worth cooking?

  519. I’m starting to worry that the muslims really are everything that the Nazis claimed the Jews were, and that the response to them will eventually look very much like Nazism. Importantly, it won’t stop with muslims. That last part is my actual worry.

  520. Who here had to not smile while pissing off opposing counsel today?

  521. I’ve had rattlesnake. I wonder if python is worth cooking?

    Has to be better than starving.

  522. Did you read this? You should.

    http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/06/george-w-bush-decidedly-humble/

  523. Hi, BiW. Sounds like you caught an ambulance.

  524. Snake and Gator are very similar flavor. I have had both.

  525. I imagine snake is probably too lean to survive on long term. Gator tail is supposed to be fatty though, that’d be good.

  526. Ketosis! Fuck that.

    I am still working. I am drunk but my customers love drunk me.

  527. Hi, BiW. Sounds like you caught an ambulance.

    Hey, Jewstin. How You Been?

    I don’t chase ambulances, and this was actually a case I lost but that wasn’t enough for opposing counsel who thought he was going to be too clever by half and slide some shit in the Findings and Conclusions that the Judge expressly didn’t say.

    And he got caught.

    And he whined about it.

  528. I am drunk but my customers love drunk me.

    Well, at least until you drop that Ming vase. Then things might be a little tense.

  529. sorry guys. Stupid teenager drama……..but it starts in 10 minutes. We need you to drive us

  530. Ketosis! Fuck that.

    To each their own. I find it’s vital to my mental and physical health to be in it most of the time.

  531. Well, thanks, BiW.

    Good job of not smiling. Although you probably could have gotten away with it.

  532. MCPO, good link. I really wish W had stood up for himself instead of worrying about the dignity of the Presidency.

  533. Ketosis, supposes, his toeses, are roses, but ketosis, supposes, erroneously

  534. My foster Chester

    DSC_7105

    is having seizures
    Zeke and Chester
    DSC_8105
    More Zeke and Chester
    DSC_8147
    Chester rolling in the grass
    DSC_8666
    The Bromance continues
    Zeke & Chester

  535. dindin and SoHos

  536. BiW doesn’t chase ambulances. They chase him.

  537. Although you probably could have gotten away with it.

    Maybe. This Judge is hard to read. I think he was just happy that it wasn’t a criminal case.

  538. oops sohos was logged in

  539. dindin and SoHos
    http://i53.tinypic.com/dw73pe.jpg

    Is that gumbo or chili in the bowl in front of her?

  540. awwwwww, sohos looks adorable! I miss my sweet girl

  541. W’s respect for the office and the dignity he tried to give it will be remembered long after “strategery” is forgotten.

    I’m looking forward to hearing leftists longing for his reasonableness and centrism when the next republican holds the White House. It will be sweet.

  542. >> dindin and SoHos

    Wow. That looks awesome.

    So does the shrimp and the gumbo and the beer.

  543. BiW doesn’t chase ambulances. They chase him.

    Only if they think they can hit me. And even then they like to hold back unless they think they can use the door to hit me. Its +1000 points and a Nobel if you can use the door to hit me.

  544. Vmax, the dogs are handsome, as always.

  545. great article Chief I love the fact Gdub won’t have anything to do with politics no matter how much they bait him. Laura even has more to say on things than him. He’s crocodile done-dee with politics.

  546. you’ve been there Dave that’s the patio at gilhooleys

  547. you’ve been there Dave that’s the patio at gilhooleys

    red beans n rice

  548. dindin and SoHos

    Looks terrific. I don’t suppose they have crawdads?

  549. I’m looking forward to hearing leftists longing for his reasonableness and centrism when the next republican holds the White House.

    hahaha, isn’t that how it is?

  550. oh yeah they got mudbugs, you should have come out Jewstin but we’ll catch you next time.

  551. So we’re at our weekly Pizza with Friends this evening, and apparently one of the guys that works with Mr. TiFW and friends was on a business trip at the Pentagon this week. Conversations between people “in the know” indicated that what we are hearing is “the cover story” (what the public is allowed to hear), and there is a LOT more that happened/went on behind the scenes that will never come out.

    We all knew that, but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

    (Not a conspiracy theory; it’s good stuff for the good guys)

  552. hahaha, isn’t that how it is?

    I miss Clinton.

  553. I miss Clinton.

    Billy Jeff and the Blow-val Office.

  554. Vmax, are Chester’s seizures epilepsy or something else? My MaryAnn is an epileptic.

  555. Thanks Count. I appreciate it. I’ll definitely be along next time.

    That’ll be fun.

  556. Thanks Leon

  557. SoHoS is looking awesome!

  558. My dog and her mother both had occasional seizures. I don’t think it’s technically epilepsy, just something some dogs get.

  559. >> you’ve been there Dave that’s the patio at gilhooleys

    It looked familiary

  560. Sohos looks sick with this flu crap I have…

  561. Anyone want to make a new, non-molasses-speed poat?

  562. Howdy osoloco!!

    Oooh! When he said, seizures, I was thinkin’ he was kidding. Like it was being a spazz.

  563. Chester was adopted over a year ago. He has seized several times this week. But not epilepsy. It is a mystery.

  564. it’s all you leon and it better be quality like all these other posts

  565. Anyone want to make a new, non-molasses-speed poat?

    I’ll put one up, but are you guys sure you want ME to put one up?

  566. I dunno. I kinda dig the slow motion commenting.

  567. Aw crap. Okay, I’ll write some shit and link a couple of unrelated videos.

  568. Aw crap. Okay, I’ll write some shit and link a couple of unrelated videos.

    That’s the spirit.

    That’s why we made those Germans pay after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

  569. I’m ready to party. PJD doesn’t get home from work for several more hours, the kids are all busy going being unattended on their own computers going to strange web sites w/google safe search off. It’s all good.

    btw, I hooked up. The school district has this recycle bin where they dump all the computers and such, I just picked up two of ’em, granted, the hard drive is a 12gb IDE and has Windows 2000, but it can still play Nick Jr.

    and that wasn’t a typo, it’s 12gb

  570. New poat.

  571. ‘Sup, Bitches?

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