With 49 of the 57 states getting snow recently, it’s time to warm things up a bit.
First, our mood music, brought to you by Paul Davis.
Our first hunk today is Jason Statham.
More? Why, yes, I’d like more.
Next, someone mentioned Ben Foster.
And we need a redhead for Carin. This one has freckles, too.
Let’s see, how about Bradley Cooper from The Hangover. Can’t really see his blue eyes, but there is a nip alert.
Next is Ryan Kwanten in black and white.
And last but faaaaaaaar from least, we have a late entry in last week’s Hostage Men HHD special edition. Better late than never, T2D! Whoo-hoo!
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a great day!
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Wow GOOD Morning!
Gotta go Bradley Cooper just called me for breakfast
I think Mare is checking out T2D’s ass.
Woot!
EYEBLEACH! http://tinyurl.com/4z9lpwj
Damn, Herr, get that girl a sammich. I can see through her.
False advertising.
This Puppy Blender tease didn’t lead me where I thought it would:
REDUCING POST-WORKOUT SORENESS with ginger.
Do orthotics work?
You know, this is interesting. My MIL has been wearing orthotics for years, all the while the condition gets worse and worse.
The idea behind barefooting, is that you strengthen your muscles, instead of weaken them with orthotics.
REDUCING POST-WORKOUT SORENESS with ginger.
you really do dig the redheads, don’t ya?
you really do dig the redheads, don’t ya?
Strawberry blond is acceptable as well 😉
Good morning 🙂
Awesome HHD, Roamy. Lurv the Ben Foster addition 😉
Good, that opens up the HHD pool a little more. It’s hard finding a new, good-looking redhead, and I don’t like repeating if I can help it.
Veeeerrrrrryyy nice, Roamy! Whoo-boy, that pic of T2D was worth waiting for…..
I’m off to work as well, but I’m REALLY hoping no one is wearing anything see-through.
Oh – PSA here:
I will be doing “Mom” things most of the day, so there may not be a Hostage Summary today. I’ll do my best, but if it doesn’t happen, you’ll know why…..
Our store is open. Pic.
It’s got a drive-through in the middle for installations.
The checkerboard pattern (tiles) was just there – nothing we could do about it. But, before the whole building was a horrible color – yellow, I think. Awful.
I like the checkerboard tiling, Carin. And the glass blocks. It looks great, IMO.
That’s cool, Car in! I really like the checkerboard pattern – it gives it a “retro” look. You can use that as a theme as you go along; kind of a “50’s diner” feel. It would set you apart from the crowd, and make you “that” establishment….
Very nice store. I see you are on Dix.
Yea, thanks. At first – with the yellow – the tile just looked horrible. The tile is inside on the floor too, which is kinda cool.
Ok. Sprouting. Who knows anything about it?
Like it, Carin. Good job.
Sprouting??
Like, in gardening? Or does this have to do with chickens?
I know about sprouting, Carin. I have hairs sprouting out of my ears, out of my nose, out of the middle of my forehead, out of my lumbar area, out of my ass … whatcha wanna know about sprouting?
“I think Mare is checking out T2D’s ass.”
You got that right, Roamy!
Carin, your building looks terrific. I wish you both great success. Also, my Mom’s garage door opener needs a battery, thanks.
I built my house ten and a half years ago. Last night a light bulb burned out – the only one since i built it.
Nice building, Carin, and nice logo.
This might be old but wow
http://michellemalkin.com/2011/01/10/the-progressive-climate-of-hate-an-illustrated-primer-2000-2010/
I love it Carin! I will have to post a pic of the new location of Performance Powder Coating, Inc.
I got out of bed for this?
Well, no.
Really I just got out of bed because I really needed to pee.
ve it Carin! I will have to post a pic of the new location of Performance Powder Coating, Inc.
We need a new tab – for everyone’s work stuff. that would be fun. Have a little bit about what everyone does.
Carin, your building looks terrific. I wish you both great success. Also, my Mom’s garage door opener needs a battery, thanks.
Well you tell her to come on in! and mention my name. We’ll give her a discount.
Good looking store.
I thought everything in Detroit was a burned out shell.
About the sprouting thing – I was at the WND site and they had an advert for “Survival Sprouts” – the idea being, that if/when the shit hits the fan you’re gonna hopefully have some food stocked away.
But, canned, dehydrated food is only so good. Sprouts can be grown in a few days and are really REALLY good for you. I’m always looking for ways to get vitamins into my diet w/o taking pills, because I think it’s a really inefficient delivery. Some argue that the pills just go mostly through you.
Anyway – I’m intrigued with this sprouting thing.
I grew some alfalfa sprouts once.
That was about 35 years ago. I guess it was easy enough.
Scott?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/real_stinker_xHaZzuMZQAYX997eFqn3HM
We need a new tab – for everyone’s work stuff.
I’m in!
waitaminute…..
Car in, come do my chores,and I’ll do something nice for you.
Foot rub? Disinfect your belly button? Get you a cup of coffee?
Yea, it’s easy. But I need to know where to get all the stuff. Or what kind to get.
Or if anyone did it.
as survival food
The WND link wanted to sell you the stuff for a couple hundred of dollars, which I figured was a scam.
What chores? NO WINDOWS.
Nice place to hang your shingle, Car in. Reminds me of Steak and Shake.
Great, now I’m hungry.
In keeping with the theme of today’s hunks, T2D needs to submit a shirtless pic.
Wiser, you just need to pose for a pic, holding a hammer and being all sweaty and stuff.
I guess that would be in an HHD type tab instead, huh?
I think Mare is checking out T2D’s ass.
HAHAHAHAHA
No windows, Car in,
How are you with a leaf blower?
Scott?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/real_stinker_xHaZzuMZQAYX997eFqn3HM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=manxPVTLth8
Ronny Reagen needs to STFU.
AND, if Reagen was showing early signs of dementia during his presidency, he STILL did a better job than Obambi’s doing.
I can do leaf blowers.
I can do leaf blowers.
Video or it’s a lie.
I suppose I should make a joke about Car in suck-starting a leafblower, but I really, really want someone to do my chores for me.
In a way, I feel sorry for Ronnie Reagan, having to live up to his father.
Ok, I’m done feeling sorry for the nitwit. He’s trying to be relevant living off his father’s name, the fucktard. Megan McCain is doing the same thing.
Wiser, you just need to pose for a pic, holding a hammer
And a sickle?
And a sickle?
No, but it needs to be topless. There are standards.
Beasn, whose chops do you want to bust lately?
Floyd tries to go swimming, proves the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree:
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/01/18/come-on-in-the-fails-fine/
After reading the Reagan Diaries (recommended, by the way), you can see that the relationship between Ronald Jr. and his dad had always been a little strained. Ron Jr. went his way, and it wasn’t the way dad had thought it should have been. He’s always been a liberal artist-y type. Ronald Sr. did respect his son’s position, though, and that came through in the book.
Ron Jr. is just being used for soundbites by the MFM now. I suppose it’s good work if you can get it. Probably pays better than his other job, whatever that is.
This blog should be all weightless kitteh, all the time:
http://tinyurl.com/4f5kahp
Morning all – anybody suck started a leaf blower this morning?
This is for TifW and Wiserbud
http://www.elanaspantry.com/date-walnut-bars/
Carin, looks like this place is all sprouts stuff
http://www.wheatgrasskits.com/sproutingkits.htm
Probably pays better than his other job, whatever that is.
Ballerina? FAIL. Liberal radio host? FAIL. DNC spokespuppet? FAIL.
I’m guessing the guy works at a sex shop in Hollywood.
I am posting this now, just in case people start linking stuff about politics and what not that start the cycle of hate (this helps to diffuse it).
http://cuteoverload.com/2011/01/01/top-ten-photos-of-2010/
Probably pays better than his other job, whatever that is.
It’s winter. It gets cold hanging outside the tunnels.
Once the weather gets better, he’ll be right back to doing what he does best.
wiser and wiserbud checking their stocks
http://tinyurl.com/4u68mec
That one looks good PA, thanks!
wiser and wiserbud checking their stocks
Ya know, long ago, I vowed to myself that I would never get offended by anything anyone says about me here or anywhere on the intertubes…..
but that comes pretty damn close.
I would NEVER wear a Dallas Cowboys t-shirt!
“I would NEVER wear a Dallas Cowboys t-shirt!’
That was a good surprise ending.
Carin, if you click this, it will download a pdf on sprouting for you.
http://www.wheatgrasskits.com/basic_sprouting_guide.pdf
Thanks for bringing this up. I may try it.
That’s b/c you have GREAT taste wiserbabe!
I think I want to get a kit and the wheatgrass thing too. It’s supposed to be the BEST thing to throw into the juicer (so healthy) and it’s pretty hard to find.
the Deluxe kit has everythingAlfalfa, Radish, Clover, Lentil, Mung Bean, Garbanzo Beans, Green Pea, Bean Salad Mix (Adzuki, Lentil, Mung) Protein Powerhouse Mix (Garbanzo, Snow Pea, Adzuki, Mung), Crunchy Lentil Fest (Green, Red & French Lentils), 3 Part Salad Mix (Alfalfa, Radish, Broccoli), 5 Part Salad Mix (Alfalfa, Radish, Broccoli, Mung & Lentil)
I cannot believe we are hosting a fucking Marxist at a state dinner in D.C.!
The leader of China will also be there.
That’s b/c you have GREAT taste wiserbabe!
I’ve also been told that I……..
Oh, never mind…
I think you can buy wheatgrass juice at whole foods. It goes right through you, though.
“The leader of China will also be there.”
HA!
Carin, I use to get a wheat grass shot from Jumba Juice. They serve it with an orange wedge because, although it’s great for your pH and what not, it tastes absolutely horrible.
I think you can buy wheatgrass juice at whole foods. .
Which would be awesome if I had a whole foods near me. Which I don’t .
I know it tastes bad. I mean, it’s basically grass. but thrown in with other stuff …
From the Wheatgrasskits website:
3 Wheatgrass juice is a crude chlorophyll and can be taken orally and as a colon implant without toxic side effects.
No thank you, I’ll just have a shot please.
mare, check out the picture on Bing today.
he’s looking at you…….
“I know it tastes bad. I mean, it’s basically grass. but thrown in with other stuff …”
I forgot to add, make sure what you mix with it has a strong flavor.
That’s an amazing picture, Wiser.
“This is for TifW and Wiserbud”
HA! I just got that, Sohos.
Vodka and wheatgrass? I think we should sell that to LA types.
Sober and constipated solutiuons™.
Carin, have you ever actually consumed wheatgrass? I have. *Spit.* *Spit.* *Spit.*
“The leader of China will also be there.”
Hahahahahahahaha
If I was a quarterback, I’d want to be a Monday morning one:
https://threatpost.com/en_us/blogs/stuxnet-authors-made-several-basic-errors-011811
Wheatgrass? That sounds like something food would eat.
Guinea pigs lurve wheat grass and it is very good for them.
Yes, Andy, the douche is strong with that one:
“Rather than being proud of its stealth and targeting, the authors should be embarrassed at their amateur approach to hiding the payload.”
Great article, Andy.
Shorter version of Lawson: I didn’t think of it, and I’m mad that someone didn’t hire me to do it, so now I’m gonna pick apart how someone coded a successful program. Only an idiot would use UTF8 instead of UTF16!
Someone should lay a little Voltaire on that douche.
The perfect is the enemy of the good.
Exactly, Jay. I was thinking the same thing, this poor loser wasn’t asked to be a part of it, therefore it sucked.
Beasn, whose chops do you want to bust lately?
sorry, got sidetracked.
– my coworkers
– the new assortment of managers hired in by our affirmative actioned hire manager – looks like things are going to get much uglier as it has already started swirling the drain after she took over
– this douche….
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/jan/13/free-speech-us-politics-obama
I stopped reading after he started masturbating with referring to the commie shitbag in chief as ‘the handsome one’. Seriously.
Wheatgrass is gluten free, I believe.
If I were Queen, not only would I do stuxnet types of things on commie/islamatard asses, I’d turn ’em into piles of ash.
Mare *hearts* Beasn.
Ha ha ha … I can’t tell if this is serious or not. From Beasn’s link.
Yes. Thank you, Mr Jenkins. Free speech fundamentalism is as dangerous as any other kind of fundamentalism. Freedom needs discipline, indeed.
If parody? Bravo. I sadly think the person was serious, though.
FREEDOM NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
Idiot.
I think you declared your foreign policy as sheets of glass, beasn.
Free speech fundies.
LOL.
Another one:
Americans have got into some very bad habits over the years.
A peaceful breakup of the USA into smaller states is the best hope.
Ha ha ha …
these people are delusional.
I like this one.
“Censorship is freedom of expression.”
Too bad the Brits have been dumbed down as much as our own, they probably have no idea who Orwell was/is.
Considering what a welfare shithole the UK has become, I think it’s ballsy Jenkins feels the need to look outside his own country to find editorial fodder.
And much like Brooks, anyone who refers to Obama as “the handsome one,” has IMMEDIATELY lost all credibility as a serious commenter of anything.
I had a friend get a wheat grass drink at some healthdouche bar. Within 30 minutes of finishing it she tossed her cookies.
Some people’s systems can’t tolerate that shit.
If God had wanted us to eat grass he would have made us moo instead of talk.
“these people are delusional.”
And ignernt. They probably haven’t heard of ‘The American Revolution’ or if they have, can’t fathom why we would kick their snooty asses to the curb.
Americans have got into some very bad habits over the years.
A peaceful breakup of the USA into smaller states is the best hope.
I guess they’re still pissed about that whole 1776 thing.
also, suppeth unto all you all
Speaking of the dumbing down of the Brits, here’s a repost of a great Steyn link if you missed it last night: http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/Dependence-Day-6753
There may be truth to that, Hotspur, a cow has four stomachs to deal with wheatgrass.
>> And much like Brooks, anyone who refers to Obama as “the handsome one,” has IMMEDIATELY lost all credibility as a serious commenter of anything.
Hahahahaha.
My first thought when I read that was that dipshit David Brooks.
Mare, we are … do I even need to say it at this point?
If God had wanted us to eat grass he would have made us moo instead of talk.
I don’t know, there are tons of ‘moos’ buying lots of cakes…….which makes me question His intentions.
HOLY SHIITE, BATMAN!!
I just remembered that I froze some ‘apple braids’.
*waddles off to consume said confection*
I imagine that you should just have a little bit at first.
What “he” intended is tricksy, because I don’t think he intended us to have such plenty with relative ease.
…….Today the people who have America’s bonds are not the people one would wish to have one’s soul. As Madhav Nalapat has suggested, Beijing believes a half-millennium Western interregnum is about to come to an end, and the world will return to Chinese dominance. I think they’re wrong on the latter, but right on the former. Within a decade, the United States will be spending more of the federal budget on its interest payments than on its military…..
Everything is going as planned and desired by the marxists who lied/bought themselves into leadership positions.
Bring the US down and transform into a dysfunctional, tyrannical, utopia.
Mare, we are … do I even need to say it at this point?
No.
Mare, Andy and Mark Steyn he’s (do I even have to say it, Andy?):
The Empire Ball Committee, led by presidents Richard Hilton and Jenny Unwin, has announced the word “empire” will be removed from all promotional material.
The way things are going in Britain, it would make more sense to remove the word “balls.”
“What “he” intended is tricksy, because I don’t think he intended us to have such plenty with relative ease.”
If you don’t moderate, you will be cursed with bovinity, in body and spirit.
“What “he” intended is tricksy”
Yes, and you and beasn are right, a lot of us are fat from eating stuff that defies classification.
There is a post about an abortion doctor at Ace’s, I’m pretty impressed with the comments on this one.
Mare,
I needed insulin after that cute site..
‘afternoon loons!
Okay, off to run some errands before the weather turns. Looks like we will be getting some snow tomorrow.
Which means when I go in to work on Friday, orders and ‘back fill’ will not be done due to my coworker calling in, and I will be left holding the bag.
on a side note.. I was at the feed store today and they guy who runs it is a “hostage in hiding” Not a lurker, but a similar soul.. but he thinks the shootin’ will start if gas gets to 5.00 to 6.00 dollars a gallon.. he sees corn already up +6.50 a bushel. Do y’all realize what that means to food prices?
For Andy:
http://tinyurl.com/4cwaacg
“What “he” intended is tricksy, because I don’t think he intended us to have such plenty with relative ease.”
If you don’t moderate, you will be cursed with bovinity, in body and spirit.
I think we are biologically driven to crave the high calorie/high carb foods . Guard against starvation, etc.
Except … we never get to that starvation points. MOst of us. The body WANTS to store fat.
Exactly, catman. “cute overload”
It helps when I read crap from Brooks or Krugman.
For Andy:
http://tinyurl.com/4cwaacg
Yup. A picture’s worth a thousand words.
“Wheatgrass is gluten free, I believe.”
Yes it is; however, when I went on the GF diet, I swore I would only eat stuff that tasted GOOD. I haven’t missed a meal yet, and I haven’t felt the least bit deprived.
And there are some things that I REFUSE to eat/drink. I’m a meat, potatoes, sugar, and fat kind of gal. I’ll eat salads, but I prefer heartier fare.
Thanks for that Date-Walnut Bar recipe – that looks YUMMY!!!!!
The body WANTS to store fat.
Interestingly enough, though, the FAT that we eat gets burned up in its entirety; it’s the CARBOHYDRATES that get stored as fat. That’s why the “new, improved” food pyramid is so bad for our schoolkids – the cafeterias have to meet those standards, and the kids are getting too little fat and too many carbohydrates.
Too many carbs = too much stuff converted to sugar = too much stuff stored as fat and/or a raging case of Type II Diabetes and/or Heart Disease.
Too much fat = no such thing (humans can eat a diet that is up to 70% fat with no adverse side effects)
The pepperoni sticks at Costco are Gluten Free, Teresa. Also, Jans Mixed Roots (basically taro and sweet potato chips).
I’ll have to try those out, Mare – thanks!
Our Whole Foods Market has a bunch of GF stuff – I was just there today, and they have expanded that section a great deal over the past couple of months. I’m sure some people are “trying it out” as the latest fad, but for those of us who have to eat that way full-time, it sure is a blessing!
I shudder to think what people had to do just 5-10 years ago – I would NOT have been a happy camper if we had gotten that diagnosis back then…..
My ass is gluten free
My ass is gluten free
Prove it.
Wow, this is a great comment, from ace’s:
Whenever a pro-abortionist starts talking about a “woman’s right to choose” I always ask him/her “choose what?”
This is the “what”.
Which is just another example of how liberalism falls apart whenever liberals are forced to do simple things- like speak in complete sentences.
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 19, 2011 12:29 PM (02uN6)
C’mere sweet Mare. . .
http://tinyurl.com/4hxp7zp
Be there is five seconds, MCPO!!
I always laugh when people invoke the law as some sort of protection. The law doesn’t even protect the people who haven’t taken their first breath, and you expect it to protect your sorry ass?
Speaking of fat, do you know what bugs me? When I take a pair of jeans out of the dryer, hold them up and can’t decide if they are mine or my husband’s.
SCREW YOU, FATNESS!!!
But I’ve got to know, oh, body and soul
That you’ve got no doubt, inside and out
We are whole, oh, body and soul
Don’t leave me out in the cold
Just love me body and soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q7J4PgrRsY
The incredible Coleman Hawkins
Mare’s husband wears mom jeans?
Oh, and Iowa has joined the other 27 sane states in the Obamacare lawsuit.
Welcome back, Governor Branstad! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Chester Culver.
“Mare’s husband wears mom jeans?”
hahahahahaha
No, xbrad, that’s what makes it hard to determine who owns what. I don’t even wear mom jeans.
Low rise, boot cut.
All of my jeans are all low rise. . . none of them can get over my belly!
Andy, on your sidebar item at aces (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703954004576089963912388314.html)
Isn’t that the law now? Creditors always get the interest first, and principle second, right? Nicely written by Senator Toomey (how much better is that than Senator Spector?) but it’s just confirming existing law, right?
It’s good to see states getting sick of “mandated” crap that comes from the Feds but that states have to pay for. Even Texas is in billion debt. Honestly, how does that happen?
CNN apologizes for use of word “crosshairs”- http://tinyurl.com/4gmks42
In other news, Herr Morgenholz fails to apologize for calling them “a bunch of simpering pussies worthy of a man who would put his dick in Jane Fonda”.
“All of my jeans are all low rise. . . none of them can get over my belly!”
HA!! Exactly, MCPO, I’m just saving myself the humiliation of trying to get the pants over my gut.
Muffin top here I come!
Greetings, y’all.
Carin, I’ve always liked wheatgrass. It’s sweet, but not like cane or beet sugar. It takes a shit-tonne of sprouts to make a shot of juice, though – a metric assload. Seems like too much work.
Oh, Herr, what took you so long to become a Hostage? You’ve improved this dump ten fold.
All the newbies are really, really good commenters.
Talk about gluten free makes me think of liberals.
A relatively famous lib gal who lives in my daughter’s community and writes GF cookbooks and stuff, ‘hired’ my daughter as an intern with NO PAY. Daughter worked very hard assessing her marketing strategies and re-developing her marketing material. It was to be a trial to see if my daughter could be hired. My daughter did tons of work which the woman used it and then she dumped her. It was a risk that my daughter was willing to take, but the gal showed her true colors in the end.
*goes off to clean gun*
You’ve improved this dump ten fold.
My Papa always said I lacked ambition…..
When I take a pair of jeans out of the dryer, hold them up and can’t decide if they are mine or my husband’s.
I guess the Jordache pocket stitching doesn’t give it away, then?
All the newbies are really, really good commenters.
OUCH! MOM! MARE JUST HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!
Hahahahahaha
I posted a link to the American Spectator article about Kennedy and the violent left, and within seconds one of my lefty friends posted “Oh, har, har, har…” meaning he hadn’t even read the article because it’s four pages long.
Tools.
Cathy, I hope said liberal idiot doesn’t take all the advice that your daughter gave, and use it to her advantage. That would be the basis for a lawsuit, wouldn’t it?
I wonder why I said that.
Anybody watching the Obama/Dr. Who press conference?
Has Obama bowed to anybody?
Did they have a mortgage signing ceremony?
Will the reporters have more questions a half hour afterwards?
Why the fuck did I link a pic of a Jordache pocket? It’s not like anyone here wouldn’t recognize it.
Duh.
Man, I gotta get to sleep before 4 AM. I’m muddled, otherwise.
Cathy, I hope said liberal idiot doesn’t use the information your daughter compiled to her advantage. That would be the basis for a lawsuit, wouldn’t it?
I wonder why I said that.
oh sure, now it posts.
GAH! sorry about that.
Jay – Back away from the crack pipe.
Jay, daughter went into this with eyes wide open. YES — the bitch did use my daughter’s stuff and did not pay her. And YES — my daughter learned her lesson about many things… including the black-heart of a lying liberal who acts like a goody-two-shoes on the exterior.
So maybe it was a cheap lesson learned.
Thanks for your response.(hugs) I’ve held a lot of resentment about that one.
But I still don’t wanna talk about gluten free.
Heh, kinda goes along with Oprah talking about how much she hates paying taxes, then turning around and voting Democrat her entire life.
I’ll agree with Michael Savage with at least one thing, liberalism is a mental disorder.
Yea, Jay.
Rush says “Liberals Lie…” all the time.
They have to lie to shove this crap down our throats.
Mare – Since you are not wearing jeans, inquiring minds want to know; what are you wearing right now?
Cathy – Do you have Michael doing something productive today?
An important corollary to the Rush “Liberals lie” line is Coulter’s “if you want to know what liberals are actually doing, just look at what they are accusing conservatives of doing”.
But I still don’t wanna talk about gluten free.
Heh. I was in my favorite EYE-talian restaurant here in town the other night and saw this (click for larger pic).
Cathy, I hope said liberal idiot doesn’t use the information your daughter compiled to her advantage. That would be the basis for a lawsuit, wouldn’t it?
I wonder why I said that.
At the pizza place I work at, we have a regular customer who brings in his own gluten free crusts for us to place the rest of the toppings on. I keep meaning to try them, just to see what they taste like. They look like hard crackers, but come out rather thick after cooking. Must be the moisture from the sauce.
Hehe, thanks wiserbud!
Wisedude! Has the glacier retreated at your place or are you still wearing your fur-lined banana hammock?
Talk about gluten free makes me think of liberals.
Yeah, it’s hard walking into the stores that carry large amounts of those products. The pretentiousness is stoopid strong in them. But I’m a practical gal (and the healthiest looking one in the store).
Plus, the employees LOVE me ‘cuz I’m so darn nice to them. Apparently the hoity-toity libs have a snit fit if their special-order items don’t come in. Heck, if the store employees make a special effort to order their stuff and the SUPPLIER is the one who drops the ball, it ain’t the store employee’s fault.
The guy who works in the freezer section (and special orders stuff for me all the time) and I are best buds for that very reason, and he takes special care of me (and Rebecca). I’ll always return to a store like that!
I just got back from the grocery store. Bought a couple of cans of Progresso soup.
As I spun the can around to scan the bar-code, I noticed two little words….
“Gluten free”
I nearly dropped the can and ran from the store.
More important, wiser, did you find the tequila on the table, or is it lost until spring?
Wisedude! Has the glacier retreated at your place or are you still wearing your fur-lined banana hammock?
The rain is continuing, so it will be a solid ice shelf when the temps drop later tonight.
And more snow is on the way!!
WOO HOO!!!
More important, wiser, did you find the tequila on the table, or is it lost until spring?
I can see the top of the bottle. But that will disappear soon, I’m sure.
My sister’s kids have gluten problems, so she does the same dance as TiFW every time they want to eat. Those fucking kids are so tiresome. They’re brats. I have a mathematical formula that addresses this problem, though.
Jerk kids + gluten problems = (kids —>adoption agency)
ok so I got up from my desk walked out to get into my truck, I guess blacked out b/c I felt the world tilt, slammed into my truck, jerked forward, felt dizzy, drove to get lunch. No, I’m not pregnant.
Geez, sohita. Sugar problems?
>> Isn’t that the law now? Creditors always get the interest first, and principle second, right?
Well, yeah. But that’s not really what he’s talking about.
Toomey’s point is that we have more than enough income to service debt without defaulting … if we quit paying for the other silly shit in the budget.
*Cue Paul “Bunyan” Ryan with his axe*
*Fade to black*
Wiser, don’t think of it as “cursed”; just remember that Progresso is using the oldest marketing trick in the book – telling your customers what your product has (or in this case doesn’t have) in it.
Trust me, Progresso sells a LOT of soup because of those two little words on their cans (I can’t buy most of the Campbell’s soups because they add wheat to a lot of their soups, including their beef and chicken broths)…..
That’s what I’m thinking. I started Atkins back again today but my body wouldn’t have had time to be in withdraw yet
Cathy, I hope said liberal idiot doesn’t use the information your daughter compiled to her advantage. That would be the basis for a lawsuit, wouldn’t it? … I wonder why I said that.
I KNOW why. I wanna hug, Wiser. You got one for me Buddy?
Sorry I’m in such a raw mood.
Rush is wrong. Eliminate the EPA! Abolish the Dept. of Ed!
Sohos. Wow! Take it easy, sweets.
Do you drink enough water?
Toomey’s point is that we have more than enough income to service debt without defaulting … if we quit paying for the other silly shit in the budget.
Like Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid, Food Stamps, ……….
Ditto, Herr!
Wiser, don’t think of it as “cursed”; <
Prior to 3 months ago, I would have never even noticed that.
Today, it literally jumped off the can at me.
*shakes fist at soupcan
THERESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes, I usually drink 4 or 5 (16.9 fl oz) bottles per day
Jazz, it’s not a dance if you don’t make it one. Our whole house is GF precisely because I didn’t want to “dance”. That way, Rebecca (who is the REAL reason for all of this) can eat anything in the house. It hasn’t been that hard, really.
It sounds like your sister is making it hard on herself (and not doing her kids any favors in the long run).
I refuse to be one of “THOSE” people – if I’m at someone’s house and I can’t eat what they make, I just pick up something on the way home. I’m not gonna make a fuss and insist on being treated ‘special”. And I hate it when people “feel bad” because I can’t have stuff at their house. I’m in the minority, and I want others to enjoy themselves. Plus, it keeps me from gorging on cakes and pies…..
I wanna hug,
C’mere you………
Well, Sohos, I’m convinced dehydration is probably not the problem then.
A doc told me to remember to drink water when I used to get dizzy when I stood up.
A doc also told me the body also needs sugar to feed the brain to prevent passing out, fwiw.
Thanks, Wiser.
Guess I should be hugging Jay also, but I don’t know him very well…
There’s a story in there I guess. Jay, did something similar happen to you?
Cathy – {{{{HUGS}}}} – that woman was a weasel. Shame on her!
Sohos, are you by any chance congested? Sometimes that can cause inner ear problems – although it shouldn’t cause black-outs. Be careful, young lady!
*uses sternest “Mom” voice*
And you shouldn’t be driving if you are blacking out…..
I wanna hug,
I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
Hahahaha. Um. Yes. Where are you going with this?
Oh, and how long had it been since you last ate, Sohos? It’s possible your blood sugar was too LOW if it had been a while. Just get some nuts or cheese to snack on in between meals to keep your sugar on track.
I am congested. I love Progresso soups don’t like Campbell’s.
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. 😉
Hahahaha. Um. Yes. Where are you going with this?
Just making conversation.
The Delta Tau Chi house is having a party tonight, and you are cordially invited.
^^^^^ I got it, Wiser….. ^^^^^
No, nothing like that happened to me, other than a lot of programs that I fixed at my former internship was credited to another full time programmer. Got a promotion, and I got let go with budget cuts after the 9/11 slowdown.
I got my revenge, as they hired me back, and fired the other programmer when none of the programming got done when the interns lefts. I guess someone figured out how the work got done.
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Right. “Sensual.” That’s what I meant.
I got it, Wiser…..
*pats TiF on her cute little gluten-free head
Yes you did, honey. Yes you did indeed.
My name’s Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer
Did you guys sell Rosetta last night?
Oooh – Wiser patted me on the head!
*skips off excitedly*
I’m never gonna wash my hair again!
Did you guys sell Rosetta last night?
You’d think at that bargain-basement price we would have, but nary a taker…..
Question: Anybody got experience with conversion vans? Good, bad or indifferent? Considering buying a used one for family trips, etc.
Why won’t you fair weather friends go to my FaceChimp and “like” my newest post?
Did you guys sell Rosetta last night?
“Sell” isn’t the right word when you trade something for a half cord of firewood and a six-pack.
Sohos – ‘Member I told you that day #4 was my toughest on Phase I? That’s when my lack of sugar kicks in. I get light headed if I stand too quickly and my stomach screams for food all day. It has to be cutting out the sugar that does it.
If you have any faith left in humanity you can read this and get rid of it.
http://tinyurl.com/4th4e3p
Fucking disgusting.
What in the Sam Hill are you people talking about?
The fact that we are all amazed that a hermaphrodite like yourself could be so effective an infantry soldier. Musta been tough carrying condoms and tampons!
Thanks, Wiser. You got me to smile. Hugs, again.
Jay, your ‘story’ resonates. Sheesh.
Teresa, Thelma would want you to wash your hair.
Rosetta, what makes that situation all the more disturbing is the complaints that were ignored by authorities.
That newspaper should be asking for, and printing names.
Fucking disgusting.
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Are we supposed to be pissed at you because of your LINK FAIL?
Herr, where do you live and where do you plan on travelling? If you plan ANY trips into the South in the summer, you’ll want to make sure that there are plenty of air conditioning vents for all of the passengers (some of the older models don’t have that).
The newer vans have the built-in entertainment systems, which are worth their weight in gold if you will be travelling with small children.
If you can afford it, though, look into the Honda Odyssey – we just bought a new Touring Version, and it rocks! It replaced our 10-year-old Odyssey, and the ONLY vehicle I was interested in purchasing was another Odyssey. It had very few problems in those 10 years – we just did scheduled maintenance as needed; something I can’t say about other vans that we had prior to that.
BTW, we have 4 kids, and that Odyssey got us through their younger years quite nicely (we got it just before Rebecca was born). I know you’ve got a new one coming pretty quickly, so I thought I’d throw that in there…..
If you have any faith left in humanity you can read this and get rid of it.
The patriarchy needs to keep their hands off women’s bodies!
Don Kirshner died.
Rosetta, what makes that situation all the more disturbing is the complaints that were ignored by authorities.
That newspaper should be asking for, and printing names.
Agreed. Even more sickening, he made almost $2 million in a single year doing this.
There is a special level of hell reserved for that piece of shit.
And ditto to what Dick said about conversion-installed A/C units in vans – we had that done in the van we had before we bought the first Odyssey, and our kids were MISERABLE in the summertime (wintertime too, but at least they could bundle up). You’ll want factory-installed heating/cooling no matter which van you decide to get.
Who?
Remember, if it weren’t for Don Kirshner, we would have never had this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRYHfFWctTw
If you have any faith left in humanity you can read this and get rid of it.
The patriarchy needs to keep their hands off women’s bodies!
I wonder if Ashley Judd will take off any time from protesting Sarah Palin shooting wolves from helicopters and speaking engagements at NOW rallies to read this.
/rhetorical
Dick – HAHAHA! “In the rear, with the gear.” – that’s me!
Thanks, dick and The Resa. Don’t know shit about conversions, which is why I ask. Was actually looking at older, used ones, that appear to be in good shape at very, very reasonable cost. As in $5k or less. There’s a shit load of them for sale around me.
I really like the Odyssey. Looks mechanically much sounder than anything Chryselr ever put out. Then again, Chrysler hasn’t made a viable product in 40 years.
Who?
Who??? WHO??!?!?!
DON KIRSHNER, BITCH!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d80OT8ydB8
and our kids were MISERABLE in the summertime
Or as I learned from my father to say: “Quit your bitchin’ or you’ll walk. Builds character.”
Then again, Chrysler hasn’t made a viable product in 40 years.
Bullshit! They still make Jeeps!
I guess someone figured out how the work got done.
Funny how that works, isn’t it?
They still make Jeeps!
Well, that’s true. I still think of them as “Jeep”, though. It’s kind of magical that Chrysler hasn’t screwed them up. Yet.
Bullshit! They still make Jeeps!
I think that pretty much validates HM’s point.
It’s kind of magical that Chrysler hasn’t screwed them up. Yet.
They have.
Jeeps are shit.
HM, if ya can manage it within the budget, stay with a factory Honda or Toyota.
Indeed. I’d add Ford to that too, and they tend to run a bit less than Toyota or Honda on the used market. There is no way in hell I’m putting 4 crumb crunchers in a new vehicle.
Jeeps are shit.
I never had one, or any interest in one. When did they come apart, in your opinion?
Ya might have to drop a grand or fifteen hundred into after ya get, but some of those are freaking sweet.
That’s standard for any used vehicle, it seems.
Garage Queen, huh? Thanks.
DON KIRSHNER, BITCH!!
Someone get me some ExLax so I don’t forget to give a shit.
Seriously, never saw it. Didn’t know who he was.
Herr, we looked at it this way: we use the Odyssey EVERY day. You’re gonna have 4 young kids soon, and you’ll be needing something that can get them around places. You’re also going to need something that can get their FRIENDS around places.
The Odyssey is the #1 mini-van for a reason – it’s RELIABLE. You buy something that only costs $5K, chances are (and I’m speaking from experience here) it will spend more time in the shop than it will on the road.
That Odyssey that we “replaced” – the one that was 10 years old? There wasn’t anything really wrong with it; we just decided it was time for a newer car with more bells and whistles on it. The old one is now with DD#2 down at college, and it gets her (and all of her stuff) to and from home.
Invest in a new Odyssey – believe me, you won’t regret it.
When did they come apart, in your opinion?
Every single person I know who has owned one over the last 20 years has come to regret it.
Especially the Cherokee. Absolute shit.
The only Jeep anyone I know has had that they haven’t hated was are CJs. Of course, those are designed to be “rough” so the fact that they are shit is supposed to be part of heir charm.
stuff to do. Back later.
You buy something that only costs $5K, chances are (and I’m speaking from experience here) it will spend more time in the shop than it will on the road.
I do all my own work. That’s the reason one of my criteria is “mechanical simplicity”. For that, I lean towards Ford and Chevy. Ford is a little touchier, and a little more expensive, but far superior. GMs break, but they’re easy to fix, and the parts are cheap, cheap, cheap. I broke my own rule when I bought the Benz, and I’m regretting it now.
Dick, I’m remodeling the bathroom and rented an electric hammer to removed the thinset from the concrete, after taking up the tiles. Did I have to do that or could I have laid the tile over the thinset?
And I know what you mean about putting “crumb crunchers” in a brand new car/van, but just look at it as a depreciating asset. You’re not going to be putting money in it to impress other people – it’s gonna be a workhorse, not a show pony. After that first drink gets spilled (which happened the FIRST DAY with our first Odyssey), you quit worrying as much.
And 10 years from now, when your kids need a car to drive, they should still be able to drive that Odyssey around. You CANNOT say that about American-made cars/vans. You also won’t be spending nearly as much time at the repair shop with an Odyssey. They’re that good.
Yeah, it’s a big investment up front, but if you average it out over 10+ years (including maintenance costs), it’s well worth it.
The other issue I have is that I drive about 30K miles a year. When you drive that much, you think in terms of “capital cost per mile”. If you can get down to a nickel per mile, you’re in good shape. With a new vehicle, you’d need to get 400K miles out of it to get down that low.
Rosetta,
I did not link but mentioned the abortion “doctor” article from Ace’s. I was particularly proud of the Ace commenters for their complete gutting of the “doctor, ” the “system, ” and abortion in general.
Here or in the “Fortress of Solitude”?
Dick, I’m remodeling the bathroom and rented an electric hammer to removed the thinset from the concrete, after taking up the tiles. Did I have to do that or could I have laid the tile over the thinset?
MJ, if the original tile was in good shape, you could have thinset over it. But this creates other issues such as floor transition at the door threshold, and height of flange at the toilet.
I prefer that you took out the old.
Herr, found a sweet van for ya.
No good. It’s got rear windows.
Dick, I got my Handy Caddy and now feel my life is complete.
Herr, Mr. TiFW was the same way; unfortunately as time went on and the kids got older, the trade-off wasn’t worth it. He was at work all day and I was home doing the “Mom” thing. On weekends, he was fixing cars (or something around the house), and the kids and I never saw him. If the repair didn’t work, I was stuck without a car, and the next weekend I was stuck without a husband ‘cuz he was working on the car.
When we got the Odyssey, I could take it in to be serviced after dropping the kids off at school. Yes, it was more expensive, but the trade-off was 1) I got to see more of Mr. TiFW evenings and weekends; 2) If the work wasn’t done right (which was NEVER a problem), the dealer had to spend time fixing it; and 3) I knew that everything would get done in a timely manner (as time went on, Mr. TiFW had to spend more and more time at work).
Plus, the dealerships now are quite “user-friendly” – the one we use just moved into posh new digs, and they have an on-site food service, docks for laptops, and family-friendly restrooms.
DIck, I’ve been a 70 year old man for about 20 years.
I love it too.
If there’s loose and de-laminated sections of Thinset, it all needs to come up and be relaid or or you’ll have tile coming up later on down the road.
Yep, I’m living through that right now, thanks to the DIY idiot who owned our house before us. Grrrr. The only saving grace is that the tile is ugly and I’m eventually going to rip it up and lay hardwood.
I think my answer kicked Hotspur’s answer’s ass.
But my answer was gluten free.
To add insult to injury, he also didn’t pull up all the baseboards — he just laid the tile and grouted them in. So I’m gonna need a couple hundred feet of new trim.
*shakes fist angrily in direction of Home Depot*
And the newer vans have plugs for kids to be able to listen to their own music and/or use their electronic stuff – something an older model van won’t have. I don’t know how old your kiddos are, but trust me when I tell you that you will save a lot of your sanity if each kid has their own individual “pod” on a long trip. The newer-model vans have individual cupholders as well, which will prevent SOME spills.
Go look at an Odyssey – your wife will be EVER so grateful (you will hear over and over and over from her, “Honey, I just LOVE my van!”)
Teresa, you talking about that fancy new Honda store in west Fort Worth?
Yeppers – it is SWEET…..
*shakes fist angrily in direction of Home Depot*
HAHAHAHA
tearing out trash construction is somehow quite satisfying
True dat. But I can’t ever seem to get it done fast enough (i.e., INSTANTLY!) to keep Mrs. Jakeman from ragging.
“True dat. But I can’t ever seem to get it done fast enough (i.e., INSTANTLY!) to keep Mrs. Jakeman from ragging.”
hahahahahaha….what woman would ever do that?
Hey, Mr. Mare get those fricken knobs up.
But my answer was gluten free.
LOL
+10,000
Hey, Mr. Mare get those fricken knobs up.
I thought that was the bra’s job.
*shakes fist angrily in the direction of any Hostagette thinking, “TEEHEEHEE that’s how I roll with Mr. Hostage”*
“I thought that was the bra’s job.”
Yeah, slopping occurs in other places besides Dick’s house.
Sorry if this has already mentioned. Y’all hear about the Comcast / NBC merger? The FCC approved it with some conditions.
This is actually part of the deal:
# will make available to about 2.5 million low income households: (i) high-speed Internet access service for less than $10 per month; (ii) personal computers, netbooks, or other computer equipment at a purchase price below $150; and (iii) an array of digital literacy education opportunities.
Article here http://tinyurl.com/4lxr7y4
So now welfare gets you free rent, free food, health care, a free cell phone, cheap internet and cheap computers and the rest of us get to pay for it. It’s starting to sound like a pretty good deal to me.
Shouldn’t they be trying to make working for a living more appealing?
Back, y’all. What a great nap.
Hey, Mr. Mare get those fricken knobs up.
The knobs are always up when you’re in the room, mare.
*reads scottw’s post, looks at pile of cable, cell and credit card bills, strongly considers retiring and going on the dole immediately*
You’ll be no-billed by the grand jury
What the hell? Where did you get that? You practice law in you spare time? That’s not casual terminology you just bandied about there.
Now, before I lay flooring, is there a way to remove the slope other than floating the whole goddamned house with Gardex, or is that my only solution?
If by Gardex you’re referring to a self-leveling gypsum floor topping, that would work, but you still have the walls and ceilings out of level and plumb.
How long has it been since it quit settling?
So now welfare gets you free rent, free food, health care, a free cell phone, cheap internet and cheap computers and the rest of us get to pay for it.
Add Bjs, beer, and a standing Tuesday tee time and I’m in.
Howdy, y’all. Back from running errands.
Gluten-free Thinset? Is there anything science can’t do?
So now welfare gets you free rent, free food, health care, a free cell phone, cheap internet and cheap computers and the rest of us get to pay for it.
I’m feeling a bit like class warfare. Let’s ambush them and take their good shit – that they’re taking from the rest of us.
Oooh Herr – one more thing: the newer model vans have remote-operated sliding rear doors, and some models have remote-operated rear hatches as well. They also have remote locking/unlocking. Having lived the “Mom” experience, I can tell you those are a SWEET thing to have.
I know you gentlemen think of it as a luxury, but on a cold, rainy day, those sliding doors that you can unlock from several feet away are a Godsend…..
I’m thinking I won’t be using Comcast for my cable company anytime soon.
I probably won’t be buying non-essential stuff from the NBC advertisers either.
Add Bjs, beer, and a standing Tuesday tee time and I’m in.
You drive a hard bargain. But we are givers, so we will add those to the list.
*Looks up Handy Caddy that Mare and Dick were talking about.*
Oh …
Yep, that Gardex.
That’s what i thought. Ours is called GypCrete.
You could always put down 1X sleepers and shim them to level. That way you’d have a nailable substrate. If you’re going to carpet and tile, you could go right over the lightweight and it would be a lot less time consuming.
I’m thinking I won’t be using Comcast for my cable company anytime soon.
But that’s the beauty of it! Somehow, they will get a grant from the government because of all the educational crap they are doing. So, even if you don’t have comcast cable, you’ll be giving tax dollars to them!
Kinda like we all own GM and Chrysler cars now, right?
Razor blades are on sale at Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/49hwfh2
Though Comast is basically shit as an ISP, do be aware that they are waaaaaay less liberal than the asses at NBC/NBC News, so there may be some very entertaining changes coming to those communist assholes.
DUCK ROSETTA! SNOW’S A CUMIN!
Comcast and NBC aren’t the bad guys here.
That’s the price the GOVERNMENT is extorting from them to allow the merger to go through.
I like it when men talk about manly stuff.
I don’t like it that boys (or girls for that matter) don’t know how to actually do anything anymore.
Off topic but related, I think it’s criminally insane not to allow kids to run, play games, tag, flag football and what not during recess just because some PC bitch is worried someone will get hurt or left out.
I’m tormenting Rutherford with the new Sarah Palin Line of Gear at Cabela’s:
I can’t wait for the condemnation. My money is on it including an “insensitive”, and at least one “irresponsible”.
I agree, mare. I toss my kids outside with bats and sticks and sundry spherical objects and they are not allowed back in until dinnertime.
The plus side is that I don’t get to hear them complain about anything once the door closes.
Mare, based on your PC observation … I think you’ll really enjoy this blog piece by an advertising friend of mine, even though it’s slanted toward advertising types.
“The plus side is that I don’t get to hear them complain about anything once the door closes.”
That’s what doors are for.
Jazz, stand easy son. It’s humor.
Oh, I’m not worked up or anything. I’m more amused and pleased that someone I actually like can speak lawyer-ese.
/You can take that to mean I generally don’t like lawyers.
BisW, that’s beautiful!!!
CLICK ON MY FUCKING RAZOR BLADE LINK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!
I would use pressure treated 1X4s because you are going over concrete. Start with the board at the high end sitting on the slab. Then use cedar shims to progressively support the 1×4 in a level condition. (Sometimes we use asphalt shingles for shims instead of cedar.) Ramset the 1x4s to the concrete slab at 16″ o.c. Use a string or laser to stay level.
Lay the sleepers 12″ o.c.
Then glue and screw 3/4″ plywood subfloor to the sleepers.
m tormenting Rutherford with the new Sarah Palin Line of Gear at Cabela’s
Thanks for doing that BiW. Save me the trouble.
CLICK ON MY FUCKING RAZOR BLADE LINK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!
“But Mom, My name’s Jesus Christ!”
Oh. My. Gosh!!
That was a fantastic article, Clint!
“But it is a perennial enduring truth and when a brand connects with it, the results can be profound.”
I think it’s profound when we respect a perennial enduring truth.
“Women of great power and spirit, not just materially successful, will inspire the next generation of men to become men again.”
**cuts Rosetta with a very nice, if somewhat expensive, razor blade**
I clicked on it Rosetta. What, you want a prize for that??
Yes, Rosetta, those razors were very expensive. Crazy expensive even. Hilariously expensive.
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
**cuts Rosetta with a very nice, if somewhat expensive, razor blade**
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
xbrad, can I buy you a drink?
“What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?”
Ball size?
“Women of great power and spirit, not just materially successful, will inspire the next generation of men to become men again.”
I love that.
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
Sacramento?
The camel doesn’t moan.
Sure, Mare. What are we drinking? No sissy drinks, right? Bourbon neat!
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
The evoking of both images shows that Rosetta’s poon is very, very, very sore today?
Done, xbrad!
Everyone, kiss my sweet ass.
http://tinyurl.com/4hzct5b
Has anyone received their W2 from Unemployment yet? (Obviously only for those this applies too jackasses)
Everyone, kiss my sweet ass.
http://tinyurl.com/4hzct5b
HAHAHAHA…..This place of the high douchyness makes me laugh 24/7.
The camel doesn’t moan.
Laughing out loud.
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
Dick doesn’t get herpes.
Great link, Clint. One of the trends that Strauss and Howe talk about in “The Fourth Turning” (which I highly recommend) is that traditional gender roles will make a resurgence. I’d like to think they’re correct.
*hopes my husband doesn’t ask what I’m laughing about
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
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BiW gets paid, Dick does it because he loves it?
Vitriol Hunting Knife?
That should be a Hostage issue item.
MCPO! LOOK OUT111111111!!!!!!eleventy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7O3abzX298&feature=player_embedded
What the difference between Dick licking a camel’s balls and BiW licking Dick’s balls?
The camel was humped before Dick got started.
traditional gender roles will make a resurgence.
Yeah – that feminization of men always shows up, but never lasts. Look at the swarthy Greeks: 2500 years ago, they depilated their bodies, perfumed themselves, and wrestled nude. Now, they’re barely discernable from Kong.
I prefer that you took out the old.
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I did. The transition to the hallway would have looked funny. The freaking thinset was tough to get up, though. I’m done, and should be laying the tile tomorrow or possibly the next day.
Andrew Zimmern (the Bizarre Foods guy on Food Channel) *ate* camel balls, which would take things to a whole different level.
traditional gender roles will make a resurgence.
On your back woman and bear me an heir!
I thought the 1x4s were the sleepers? What am I missing?
They are. I’m just saying to lay them at 12″ O.C. Shim from high side to low side.
On your back woman and bear me an heir!
Is that what you told the Missus nine months ago??
Is that what you told the Missus nine months ago??
No. I told her to have a good time in Chicago.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“*reads scottw’s post, looks at pile of cable, cell and credit card bills, strongly considers retiring and going on the dole immediately*
That reminded me of something John told me. He watches the Today Show for the local traffic news right before he leaves in the morning and was enraged when they had an older woman call in who asked “I’m relatively new to this Country. I’m already getting my Social Security checks, but why won’t any of the companies issue me a credit card?”
In nicer words, John said “I hope she collects every penny she put into it.”
Where’s the “Read More” button for comments? I need one.
Where’s the “Read More” button for comments? I need one.
Why? the only thing that improves a hostage like camel ball liking joke is Daddy’s Fingers, and then inserting “Solutions” in it somewhere.
Where’s the “Read More” button for comments? I need one.
BiW and TiFW hid it.
Why are we letting people in who are of retirement age?
Back from picking up the girl –
Teresa! Herr said his budget was $5000, not $50,000.00.
Trust me, Dick – voice of experience here – 1) It ain’t gonna cost $50,000; 2) That $5000 WILL feel like $50,000 a couple of years from now when the Frau is bugging Herr for a new car because she’s tired of having to deal with the “cheap” vehicle that “You HAD to buy, ‘cuz it was gonna save money, but that worthless POS spends more time in the driveway than it does on the road.”
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Just trying to save the man a lot of grief…..
*reads PattyAnn’s comment*
*dry heaves*
You rang?
“Read More” buttons aren’t GF, just sayin’
BiW and TiFW hid it.
*sticks tongue out at J’Ames*
“Read More” buttons aren’t GF, just sayin’
^^^^^ This. ^^^^^
Even if they are of retirement age, they shouldn’t get paid SS. I get a statement once a year telling me how much I’ve paid in, and how much I’ll collect (ha!). Are you telling me I’d get that, no matter if I paid in or not?
I think she’s on disability, which opens a whole ‘nother can of worms.
Hey, I’m even kinda shaped like a camel ball…
OK – I’ma gonna try to throw together a “Summary” post. I’ve been busy all day, so it may be very short.
BBL –
Welfare is sounding pretty damn good, way better than my previous retirement plan of committing a felony.
Scottw, there’s no reason you can’t double dip. Think of it sorta like having a pension and then going back to work as a consultant.
…..or I could go on disability for a disorder.
It’s near impossible working with an inflamed reince priebus .
When we move I am going to consider going underground.
I will adobt a Mexican sounding name and pay cash for everything.
b is the new p
Yay!! I finished wrapping all of PJM’s gifts and can send it off tomorrow.
Better fucking late than never.
You gotta get some merthiolate and neosporin on that pronto.
And dirt. Don’t forget the dirt.
why are you sending pjm a gift?
Sex addicts get disability.
From the sidebar at Ace’s. Looks like some Community Reinvestment Act chickens are coming home to roost.
http://tinyurl.com/6hkjnud
She didn’t get an SS gift, Sohos, so I am sending her a 12 Days of Christmas in February gift.
She didn’t get an SS gift, Sohos, so I am sending her a 12 Days of Christmas in February gift (i.e., seven condoms, a diaphram, and four cloves of garlic) .
Fixt.
I did NOT send garlic. She has enough aroma problems with the goats.
From the sidebar at Ace’s. Looks like some Community Reinvestment Act chickens are coming home to roost. http://tinyurl.com/6hkjnud
I am jakeman’s complete lack of surprise.
Why didnt she get a SS gift?
Civility sucks.
Why didnt she get a SS gift?
She gave me my SS gift last year, IYKWIMAITYD!
PJM’s SS was she-who-will-not-be-named, sohos.
So, she got screwed.
Teresa, you’re correct. It won’t cost 50K.
I came up with $47,600.
If you get a salesman who wants to make the sale, you can talk him down considerably from that number.
There are, however, some late-model Odysseys with most of the bells and whistles that are available for a reasonable amount. They go fast, though…..
Hello Hostages!
PJM’s SS was she-who-will-not-be-named, sohos.
Folly? Korncob?
Some good news at work today
http://tinyurl.com/4phs6b5
Driving. Good night, folks!
Here is some good news: http://tinyurl.com/6k7tnet
Dick, no alarms today, plus I was able to walk to the cafeteria for lunch. Ended up having to eat my lunch there and rest before walking back, but it was better than it has been.
That’s awesome, Roamy 🙂
MCPO, I heard about it. Hubby used to do his third year at that hospital. It’s one of the best.
Speaking of Giffords… who will replace her until she is fit to serve again?
Voldemort isn’t about Christmas… Duh!
Voldemort isn’t about Christmas… Duh!
+ 523 Bertie Bott’s Beans
Sohos!!
Aggie – I don’t know what Arizona does when a Representative is unable to serve.
Roamy, that is flippin’ cool!
*googles for NASA Space Camp application, hoping that 43 isn’t too old*
Makes me wonder about it, MCPO.
Thanks FIBF! I needed that!
Aggie – Me too.
Gotta run – BBL!
>> Speaking of Giffords… who will replace her until she is fit to serve again?
http://tinyurl.com/4d4afxz
“with an inflamed reince priebus .”
Those cars suck.
Thanks, Andy. I’m very vague, as in ignorant, of Arizona law, and how something like this would be handled by Congress.
Did anyone notice that John Boehner has a spokesman named Michael Steel? Made me chuckle.
Has there been any discussion here of President Jugears’ latest executive order, or did it just not register on the giveadamnometer here?
Extremely late to the party…….but what the fuck? I thought we had a no nips policy around here. There’s more grodey looking nips on this poat than you can shake a stick at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgptvsHHYK4
So the Boner™ is embodied by Steel.
It seems to me that there is a joke there, just itching to come out.
Sounds like no one’s in a rush to do anything. Conceivably, the seat could be hers until the 2012 election even if she’s unable to vote.
I doubt the house itself would push for the seat to be vacated. It’s really up to her constituents, which is a good thing.
My daughter’s backpack, that she has had since the second grade, finally bit the dust. She is now a senior in high skool.
It was an Eddie Bauer and unfortunately she tossed it. Doesn’t EB do replacement values on blown out merchandise.
Oh well, if this new one holds up through college, we still will have gotten our money’s worth.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obamas-equity-human-dignity-fairness-and-distributive-impacts-exec-order/
BiW, I’m still catching up. All I’ve seen is the Chinese dictator visiting. What executive order?
Pendejo, sorry. Here’s something to make it up to you. http://tinyurl.com/2dcn9vl
New poat.
That abortion doctor and the agencies that did not follow up on complaints should all be lined up against a wall.
Once again, euthanizing the ‘coloreds’ (can’t tell me the white wimmen were any better off in a slightly cleaner room) and nobody says ‘boo’. Where are their representatives and masters, the democrats?
And I can’t say I have much respect for those women either.
BisW, which EO?
Agencies must now have social justice as a consideration in performance of their duties.
Does anyone else find it ironice that the louder the Left bleats about democracy, the farther they distance government from it?
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/01/18/improving-regulation-and-regulatory-review-executive-order