Well, it’s that time of year, when college football is down to the bowl games and pro ball gets *realllllly* interesting. The HHD home office searched high and low to bring you Grade A gridiron eye candy.
Your accompanying music for today is the Corrs “Breathless”. (Cool DC-3 in the video)
We open with today’s redhead, which Carin helpfully provided, although she said she preferred this pic of Tim Masthay
Next, we have Jeremy Bloom. Nice smile.
Then we have Kyle Parker.
Don’t know who this is, but he was in someone’s football webpage.
Time to go classic with Joe Theismann.
If I can indulge PJM by posting some nips from Steve Hauschka…
then maybe she won’t mind a tight end for me.
(-1,000 points if you didn’t see that coming, -1E10 points if you correct me by saying Patrick Kerney is a defensive end)
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a great day.
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Don’t you just love football?
so much to see, IYKWIMAITTYD.
BTW, that picture of Tim Masthay is not a fraction of how good looking he is. I saw him close-up walking off the field.
OMG.
And how cute is that that he picked a little girls bike to ride in training?
Awww ….
Phew *waves hand in front of face..
Smells like estrogen in here!
Dick, my ticker is not behaving, but I’m doing better than TiFW, so I’ll STFU. I’m supposed to see the cardiologist today if the ice storm doesn’t mess things up.
Ice Storm? Wow.. better look at the weather..
I can deal with he Ice but, Midgets are really hard to drive on…
Question for the gamer Hostages: any experience playing FPS games on a Wii?
My little brother is swinging through on his way to GA for Christmas, and I was going to get CoD: Black Ops for him to play while he’s here. I have CoD 4 on PS 3 but thought it might be interesting (or a pain in the ass) to get the new one on the Wii.
Got up this morning and it was 2 degrees. And to think I was going to hunt ducks this morning…
I can deal with he Ice but, Midgets are really hard to drive on…
Nowhere near as much fun since they outlawed studded tires.
But, do tired studs work? I can do that..
I have to take home school on the road to the doctor’s office and to pay the 941 taxes, Wish me luck!
TiFW when you wake up, hope you feel better!
Super Fine HHD Roamy! I hope you can see your doc today to get fixed up soon.
And a Get Well Soon to TiFW!
Off to start the day. Hugs to All.
Smells like sweaty t-shirts and used jock straps in here. Must be a football locker room.
Maybe TiFW shouldn’t look at this poat today. Unless, of course, she’s scheduled for a stress test.
Hope they’re treating you well in there Teresa. don’t eat the jello.
Ok, what do you guys think of these ? My sil has this pattern, but these mugs are new for 2010.
I think they’re cute.
As a former collegiate offensive lineman, and proud member of the 1981 & 1982 versions of the “cellulite curtain”, I must protest the lack of offensive linemen featured in this poat.
To complete your edumacation of all things football and also to give you an opportunity to not be so closed minded as to what the “perfect male form” should look like, I give you the Purdue University offensive line. I kinda like the cut of their jib even if they are borderline yanks.
http://is.gd/iMXMc
Was it Teresa that had the chest pains yesterday? She said “a friend”, so I wasn’t clear on it.
Good morning.
What have I missed? No way for me to catch up on the last 2 1/2 days.
Hotspur, yes, it was Teresa.
Is she in the hospital?
Yep. late last night’s thread she updated.
Jeepers.
Well, I hope she’s doing well, and it’s not something serious.
See, PG, that’s why we don’t let you do HHD.
Summary for lauraw:
TiFW is in the cardiac ICU, getting nitro, after having chest pains yesterday.
Herr Morgenholtz had a shotgun go off by itself WITH THE SAFETY ON in a freaky deal – valuable lesson in always keeping the gun pointed away from anything important.
Richard Holbrooke had many last minute requests of us before dying.
Wiser and wiserson were in a Christmas concert, and he posted Youtube links. His story is that it’s bad acoustics, and he’s sticking to it.
Carin went to a Packers-Lions football game, and the Lions surprisingly won.
People are getting their SS presents. Only one was leaking something noxious.
Mare wants a cat – possible names were Shirlena, Salt, Total, Alvin Greene, Pussy Galore, Cuddling Solutions ™
And it’s frickin’ cold everywhere but AZ and CA.
Hahahahaha
Roamy, you’re awesome.
Great summary, Roamy. Thanks.
Any bets on when obama leaves for Hawaii?
Harry Reid’s threatening to remain up till and including Christamas and ‘bama has said he won’t leave town until Congress goes home.
Ha ha ha.
So NOT happening.
See, PG, that’s why we don’t let you do HHD.
Which, by the way, if someone else wants to do HHD, I don’t mean to hog it. I’m going to need a sub for Dec. 29th anyway. I’ll be at my in-laws until the 28th, they don’t have wireless, and I don’t need to explain to my FIL why there’s ghey pron on his computer.
And it’s frickin’ cold everywhere but AZ and CA.
That’s because they have illegals to keep them warm.
Restate is dissecting the omnibus bill.
In comments. Good stuff.
Holy shit – you guys used MJ’s thread yesterday like AD at a lemon party. 512 comments? That thing was oiled, soiled, and put away dirty. I am so glad I missed the interminable churning urn of tedious funk the end of that thread must have been!
Joe Theismann hmmmmmm reminds me of something….what is it?
Awesome recap, Roamy.
We’ll be topping out only in the mid-60s in Phoenix by Friday. Brrr.
Dammit, Carin, I was trying to do something productive, and you go and post that distraction.
Don’t read H2 at work. Rinse. repeat.
And it’s frickin’ cold everywhere but AZ and CA.
and Texas- 75 degrees today
I just mailed my SS gift. I was a few days late sorry. I did rush it though.
Wow, just wow. This makes total sense, but I never thought of it this way.
In the two examples quoted above (via cut-and-paste), notice that several words are hyphenated or just split at the end of a line. This is to prevent word searches from returning matches. In the quote referenced by Gadfly, “So-cial” is broken, so if you do a search for “Social Security” you won’t hit it.
This is very commonly done when our esteemed public servants are trying to hide their pork.
Deliberately misleading the public is what that is, if it is true. That should be the first thing to go. As another commenter said on that thread, technical writing is meant to clarify, not to obfuscate.
I hate dishonesty hidden in plain sight. It’s almost worse than lying to your face.
My family is caucasian – every Christmas is a “white Christmas.”
I just mailed my SS gift. I was a few days late sorry. I did rush it though.
I mailed mine late, too, but I found my tracking number for the package (I lost it yesterday), and I am resting easily because the eagle has landed!
Those who know me would have no problem asserting that I’m notoriously tardy in relation to exercises like SS, so a timely delivery from me is a most unusual circumstance.
Does anyone know if RoseannaRoseannadanna is alive?
She is dead, Sohita – that was Gilda Radner.
As an FYI for my SS (I believe), I received two boxes yesterday. I learned a long time ago about the perils of opening gifts early, so I’m completely hands-off until the 20th.
I’m going to make waffles and sausage. Anyone care for some?
Jay that stuck out to me too.
I wondered how true that is.
I also found interesting that much of the funding provides through 2012.
I sent my SS gift directly from the a company, because I didn’t know how else to insure they couldn’t figure out where it came from.
I hope it doesn’t give it away anywhere on the packaging.
Also, I’m running late on everything this year, so I figured it would be best if I just ordered something and had it sent.
I wanted to be more personal (wrapping, throw in some cookies or something), but I recognize my limitations at the moment.
I meant Rosetta and I sent my directly from the company as well
What the copulation is this scat?
Jay in Ames, I did a quick scan of the bill and saw a TON of examples the Gadfly is talking about. Deception of the highest order.
Mornin’ all. They sure do like to bother you early in the morning when you are in the hospital , trying to get your beauty sleep. Mr. TiFW reports that Rebecca – who usually tries to sleep in as late as possible on school days – decided that today would be a good day to get up early and get into everything. Much chaos ensued…..
My PCP came by this morning and checked me over – cardiologist will be along later today to torture me some more, no doubt. Mr. TiFW dropped the girl off at school this morning, then ran by the house to pick up a few things that we didn’t think about last night. He is currently in the room with me, and plans on staying until the cardiologist comes by or until he either A) Gets bored, or B) Drives me crazy enough that I send him back to his day job, whichever comes first.
Thanks for the well wishes, everyone – you’re the best imaginary friends a girl could ask for!
Teresa – they come by nice and early so they can get tests results back AND the doctors to their rounds before reporting to their offices.
You were wise to go in on a Tuesday. Weekends are notoriously bad for being merely waiting times until Monday comes.
my dad has had on-duty docs even waiting before ordering dialysis on the weekends. They wanna wait until monday until the “real” doc orders it.
Holy crap.
Thanks for the update, Romita Bonita Chiquita Banana.
Mornin’ all. They sure do like to bother you early in the morning when you are in the hospital , trying to get your beauty sleep.
Hey, TiFW! When my father had his quint bypass, I stayed with him at the hospital for a few days. I was appalled at the level of ambient noise ’round the clock. Patients obviously do not check into hospitals to convalesce – they check in for treatment. Convalescence is apparently completely irrelevant to one’s hospital experience.
Weekends are notoriously bad for being merely waiting times until Monday comes.
Yeah, my uncle-in-law went in for a heart attack on a Friday over Memorial Day weekend. They wouldn’t transfer him to a better hospital ’til after Monday.
He suffered another heart attack while waiting, in which they had to paddle him back to life. He wasn’t quite the same after that one.
I miss Richard Holbrooke.
But what would you expect from a hospital that most emergency personnel refer to as ‘the morgue’?
I miss Richard Holbrooke.
STFU!
Hah!
That’s like my ex’s friends in Maine who referred to their fire department as “The Cellar Savers.”
Holy shit, Teresa. You get your damned ticker back in order right quick. Prayers for a quick recovery are headed your way.
Wonders, after reading TiFW’s comments, whether I should skip the bike today or put some extra time in. . .
Hey, Carin. That mug was nice.
Everyone else … get well or warm or both as your needs dictate!
Wonders, after reading TiFW’s comments, whether I should skip the bike today or put some extra time in. . .
I know that’s rhetorical, but one day won’t make an impact at all, Chief, other than psychologically. If you’re feeling whimsical, go with it! Otherwise, you have a good routine and, if you’re like me, skipping a day throws off not only the free day, but a day or two afterward while you readjust to the workout schedule again. Were I feeling like you, I’d probably just stick with my routine – the readjustment pains just aren’t worth a day off to me.
Clear as mud, no?
Teresa, I’m glad you went to the ER. Hope they fix you right up.
ChrisP, I hope that procedure takes care of your pain. I’m sure Anita will be a great caretaker while you heal. You will need one.
Roamy, your heart better straighten up and fly right!
Carin, love the mugs.
*Smooches PattyAnn.*
Heh. Me with Santa just a couple minutes ago. Emailed it to my son and he about shit himself with excitement. http://tinyurl.com/284en8x
Morning everybody
Herr, how old is your son?
‘Tis the season to recall one of my most fondest Christmas memories: Evicting a septuagenarian from her home on Christmas Eve several years ago. The home in which she resided belonged to her deceased mother’s estate, and this woman had lived rent-free in the home for several years while she pawned the home’s antique furnishings and did her best to exhaust her mother’s bank accounts and other financial assets. Over a period of years, the malefactor daughter significantly diminished the value of the estate and cheated the four other heirs to the estate out of their fair shares. This woman was not a novice criminal, either – she had a police record for check kiting and retail fraud that spanned 60 years.
A couple of months before Christmas, I obtained a protective order from the probate court ordering the malefactor daughter to start paying rent to the estate. The daughter failed to abide by the terms of the order, and the court twice found her in contempt. The contemptuous daughter was nothing more than a 70+ year-old liar and thief. So I obtained an order of eviction in early December, and the earliest I could schedule the eviction was Christmas Eve at 2 PM. On that day, my bailiffs arrived promptly and had the woman’s possessions in the street by 3 PM (most of the contents of the house were estate property).
I have rarely felt better about doing my job, and it was because I dispossessed an elderly woman of her home on Christmas Eve. I suppose that doesn’t speak well of my compassion. I, however, have no compassion for thieves, irrespective of their ages, and I can’t apologize for that.
With that in mind, watch Jimmy Carter talk about the biggest failure of his presidency:
http://tinyurl.com/24pwxuu
Carter reminds me of the woman I evicted. She had been a thief since she was a youth, and she was a thief in her dotage. Carter inexcusably and wilfully naive with a myopic world view during his presidency, and it’s amazing to see how those traits have blossomed in his “retirement.” What a flaming bag of excrement.
Heh. Me with Santa just a couple minutes ago. Emailed it to my son and he about shit himself with excitement
Santa looks like he’s ready to bag you up.
Did Santa ask you to touch his sack, Herr?
Duh Boy is 6. He’s still a believer. His older sisters are good at keeping the World’s Greatest Conspiracy alive.
That had to be damned satisfying, Jazz. What a great day for it all to come together. Fuck the old broad.
Carin, love the mugs.
That’s two votes!
Did Santa ask you to touch his sack, Herr?
He gave me candy from his bag, if that’s what you mean.
I refuse to click on any link to Jimmy Carter.
ask any teacher in the whole wide world and they’ll tell you it’s the redheads that are trouble makers.
ugh
He gave me candy from his bag, if that’s what you mean.
No, I meant did he ask you to slobber up his candy cane and ask you to smack your face with it like you were beating a Persian rug.
Duh Boy is 6. He’s still a believer. His older sisters are good at keeping the World’s Greatest Conspiracy alive.
Garren, who just turned 7, came up to me and whispered, I know Santa’s not real and when I said what? He said, “oh nothing”.
That had to be damned satisfying, Jazz. What a great day for it all to come together. Fuck the old broad.
I had more compassion for a day-old newspaper on a snow-covered stoop than I did for that haggard, old thief.
I need to start hanging out at healthier blogs.
Good story Jazz. Wonder if any ghosts of Christmas past came along that night.
2011 Spending Bill Is Loaded With $8 Billion in Pet Projects
Might have put those pitchforks away a tad too early.
Andy, I just spammed MJ’s site with a bunch of earmark stuff.
Which one of your kids is this, Peej?
http://tinyurl.com/27hv4bj
Yep PJM. It doesn’t last long. But I still got all my presents from Santa up until my parents died. Ammunition? Santa. $100 bill? Santa. Bottle of wine? Santa.
Santa has impeccable taste.
I need to start hanging out at healthier blogs.
*cough
*hack
Wha? Sorry. I’m a bit worn out from sending PJD’s resume to the entire world last night. They best look at it cuz it’s all good and shit now
PJM – It’s the curse of being the youngest. My siblings couldn’t wait to tell me about Santa. I was 7 too. It sucked.
Might have put those pitchforks away a tad too early.
My cynicism knows no end. I sent mine to be sharpened.
Andy, I just spammed MJ’s site with a bunch of earmark stuff.
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I just updated the post with your information and commanded all three of my regular readers to visit your site.
Why don’t I get so lucky?
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2010/12/14/wis-postal-worker-delivers-mail-in-the-buff/
PJM – It’s the curse of being the youngest. My siblings couldn’t wait to tell me about Santa. I was 7 too. It sucked.
Well, actually, Glaraveleine is the youngest, but who’s counting?
Ugh, I have to go to work. bbl
As I read this story, I can’t help but notice that both parties have received a lesson in affirmative action hiring, although I doubt either will acknowledge it for what it is.
>> Andy, I just spammed MJ’s site with a bunch of earmark stuff.
MJ has a site?
Learn something new every day, I guess.
Might have put those pitchforks away a tad too early.
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In a really weird, ‘politics make strange bedfellows’ way, the right and hard left may end up killing the bill together, for entirely separate reasons. Now if we can just trick them into lowering taxes and killing themselves, we might be able to compromise on how they do it. I vote repeated punches to the poon.
Jimmy sucks. But he did help to build houses for people that get evicted from them in six months.
MJ has a site?
Prepare for g-spot level frustration if you go looking for it. Some say it’s purely a construct of myth.
Morning morons. Just doing a fast lurk & read. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
And Hi PattyAnn. Glad to know you are slowly recovering. Sheesh. I feels for ya.
Need to get onto — hopefully — mowing the lawn for the last friggin time for a month or so. It’s going to be in the 70s today so the timing is good.
Glad to hear from you,Teresa, and Roamy — I loved your wrapup. *snigger*
Uh-oh – the President has has lost Larry Flynt. You know what they say when you’ve lost a man who can only fuck you with his mind……..
*thinks back to teaching days*
Nope, the redheads I had did not cause any trouble. Either working at a parochial school made the difference or my Nurse Ratchett style of command and control did the trick.
I’m going with it being a parochial school. Sister Ursula made me look like a girl scout.
What do you guys think of Palin being chairperson? She can attract money. Perfect job for her.
Speaking of earmarks, see this comment at PW: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=23527#comment-1050118 (I actually heard about it first on Laura Ingraham this morning)
$208,000 beaver management in North Carolina
Who requested this one? Elliott Spitzer?
The Swiss, long the wankers of continental Europe, have figured out how to dramatically expand the dating pool.
http://tinyurl.com/24ul89h
Who requested this one? Elliott Spitzer?
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We all know who it wasn’t…
>> What do you guys think of Palin being chairperson?
Great idea on a couple of levels.
What do you guys think of Palin being chairperson?
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Over the always exciting Norm Coleman? Perish the thought.
Actually that’s a great role for her in terms of raising money. My guess is that she would feel boxed in by it, though.
If Palin’s willing, I think she’d be great at the job. I don’t believe it’s on her radar, but I obviously have absolutely no knowledge at all in that respect.
The Swiss wanting to screw their sisters/daughters/mothers just want to protect themselves from judgment.
I think it’s perfect for her. It would give her a prominent position w/o giving the left a perfect target for 2012.
Who do I need to call to advance this idea?
Who do I need to call to advance this idea?
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Could you put together a post about it, and then send it to a bunch of people to link? Its a really good idea.
Palin has already said she doesn’t want the job.
Yeah? Well, “Joe”. Joe Mama!
Andy, I play CoD on my wii and enjoy it. I prefer not to use the zapper tho.
She says she wants to talk about issues, not fundraise.
Yeah? Well, “Joe”. Joe Mama!
Huh? Was that for me?
What do you guys think of Palin being chairperson? She can attract money. Perfect job for her.
Car in, Yea, what Lipstick said. I think Palin would be bored with it and wants more exposure, influence and power than Chair. Chair needs to know how to sweet talk for fund raising… and not say crap that pisses folks off. Not sure Palin would want that.
yea, yea… gotta get out to that yard. What a mess…
She says she wants to talk about issues, not fundraise.
Because they’re soooo mutually exclusive. I really like Palin, but sometimes she exasperates. She needs to beef up her substance if she’s going to make herself more attractive to skeptics. The RNC chair would allow her to keep her hand in the politics game while giving her a platform to show off while she augments her resume. I wish she’d rethink her position on this.
Bobby Jindal is for the bill.
Huh.
Why do all politicians frustrate me?
Teresa, please get well soon and stop goofing off at the hospital.
Really cute mugs, Carin.
Roamy, as always, awesome job, please do more football players in the future.
Jazz, you’re just a racist.
please do more football players in the future
Clearly, this will be misconstrued. Or maybe not.
“please do more football players in the future”
Yes, poorly phrased, Jake but……
I know I want to.
From Megan McArdle, this is a couple of days old, but I just got to it. This particular passage struck me (emphasis mine):
Ain’t that the truth. Just what has gotten better? Who has benefitted so far – I mean real people, not hypotheticals? I haven’t heard a single story of a person who has benefitted under the new scheme.
Well, then, not misconstrued at all. Run for daylight, Mare!
Jazz, you’re just a racist.
Me and Bing, we’re dreaming of a white Christmas.
The other thing about Palin and my comment about beefing up her resume, though, is that Palin could have Henry Kissinger’s foreign policy credentials and her resume would be too thin for some. She is a polarizing figure, and some just will never, ever come around to her. In respect to them, even making overtures to beef up her resume is more effort than it’s worth.
Bwahahahahahaha! Fraaking idiot!
http://is.gd/iNvvN
But Jazz, based on Obama’s “substance” when he was elected, wouldn’t Palin beefing up her substance disqualify her from consideration?
Also a couple of days old, but worth reading if you haven’t seen it: http://tinyurl.com/3xv3cbv
But Jazz, based on Obama’s “substance” when he was elected, wouldn’t Palin beefing up her substance disqualify her from consideration?
Obama’s “substance” is the product of aroused nethers and mental masturbation. It’s like our political coinage has moved from the gold standard to the Mardi Gras chocolate doubloon standard.
Bwahahahahahaha! Fraaking idiot!
What a fucking cunt.
“It’s like our political coinage has moved from the gold standard to the Mardi Gras chocolate doubloon standard.”
YES and YES!!
Streisand:
1. “I don’t know shit about the Constitution or the limits on powers of co-equal branches of government.”
2. “I’m passive-agressive and afraid to face negative reactions to the positions I advocate, so I hide when it’s time for me to listen.”
3. “The Democrats only lost seats in the last election because of a messaging problem.”
4. “If I repeat my wishes ad nauseum, you will be unable to contradict this reality I’ve created for myself.”
Harry Reid absolutely will NOT let this Congress go gently into that good night….
http://tinyurl.com/2d9veou
Jazz is on fire.
YES and YES!!
You are so funny. 😀
I ‘m glad you found something worthwhile in a throw-away (toss-off?) comment!
>> She is a polarizing figure, and some just will never, ever come around to her.
Ever stop to ponder why this is the case? When, exactly, did she become polarizing and why?
When: A couple of days after McLame picked her as his running mate
Why: Because she dared to point out that Emperor-in-waiting Obama had no clothes
Ha ha ha … they’re banning “drop-side” cribs. For the Children;trade&
Good luck laying sleeping baby in it’s crib.
You’re gonna have to drop it!
Car in, Yea, what Lipstick said. I think Palin would be bored with it and wants more exposure, influence and power than Chair.
Just so she knows I won’t be voting for her for pres.
it’s all cool.
Ever stop to ponder why this is the case? When, exactly, did she become polarizing and why?
Because libs are sexist.
And feminists hate attractive women who embrace traditional values.
“Why: Because she dared to point out that Emperor-in-waiting Obama had no clothes”
Gospel.
She was a threat, she needed to be diminished. Label her, keep working it, try and make it stick with the weak minded. Get her to be set aside by her own party.
How do you put a baby in a crib without dropping the sides?
Car in, Yea, what Lipstick said. I think Palin would be bored with it and wants more exposure, influence and power than Chair. Chair needs to know how to sweet talk for fund raising… and not s
You’re really not convincing me here. someone who is “bored” with RNC chair … well, shit, Obama’s bored with being president, and it’s not because the job is too small for him.
>> She was a threat, she needed to be diminished. Label her, keep working it, try and make it stick with the weak minded. Get her to be set aside by her own party.
We are simpatico!
Jazz is on fire.
How can liquid and fire co-exist in the same space?
Ask my penis.
Speaking of fire and VD, I saw this gem this morning regarding Bea Arthur:
If you want some fun, read the article and figure out when she contracted VD as opposed to when she got married, and then speculate on likelihood that (a) the incidents were related, and (b) her husband knew of her contracted medical disability.
Howdy! Hope everyone is well today!
Palin isn’t going to take the RNC chair, because she is still thinking of running for president. If she took the RNC gig, there would be a serious conflict if she ran.
Whether or not you support her for president, you have to admit that this is a possible scenario.
Hey, Aggie!
“My family is at the mercy of the government right now. I’ve got less than $50. I read the story about the woman telling her kid that Santa had to “cut back”. Not sure what I’m going to tell my kids…The Grinch lives on Capital Hill?
Hash it out later. Right now, we need groceries. Have some common decency.”
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Does this piss you off? Its a comment in response to the stalled tax bill.
Palin isn’t going to take the RNC chair, because she is still thinking of running for president. If she took the RNC gig, there would be a serious conflict if she ran.
That’s exactly why I support her for RNC chair.
they’re banning “drop-side” cribs.
I’ve of course been out shopping for various baby shit. Amazing how in just a few years perfectly workable designs have been altered at the bequest of the tort lawyers and their handpicked government.
You know why this nation is utterly fucked? Empty gallows.
I’m always in a debate in my own mind about whether I should care about stuff and be frustrated and angry or try and find ways to dissassociate myself from the world even more. I’m a hermit anyway and generally people make no sense to me.
For example, right now I’m dealing with a couple of people who are in a relationship that is convoluted and dumb and it’s perpetuated itself for 14 years. Watching this train wreck is irritating and pushing the bounds of rational thought.
Also, politics is just whoring (and not the good kind).
Also, some of my family members and dear friends continually do dumb stuff.
Also, everything else.
My family is at the mercy of the government right now. I’ve got less than $50.
You’re problem isn’t money, you ignorant fuck. It’s honor.
I don’t think Palin will run and I think she made that decision prior to resigning as Governor.
Holding political office limits her. Now she is free to do and say exactly what she wants and make a lot of money.
>> Because libs are sexist.
Yeah, there’s that too. They’re fine with women, as long as they know their place.
Strong, independent women that dare stray from perpetual victimhood and the need for protection from nanny government … Must. Destroy.
Irrespective of the fact that I don’t hold him in high esteem, I believe I’m with Allahpundit regarding Paul Ryan:
“Does this piss you off? Its a comment in response to the stalled tax bill.”
See, this is what I’m talking about, this does piss me off and it makes me hate people more. Spare me the hard times crap, who hasn’t had them? Stop whining, shovel crap if you have to but work and pare down your life.
You’re problem isn’t money, you ignorant fuck. It’s honor.
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Perfect response. Thanks Herr. I’m going to put a post of the entire thread tomorrow with your comment as the title.
>> You know why this nation is utterly fucked? Empty gallows.
YES!
Another supporter of my shovel-ready plan to build 535+1 gallows on the National Mall.
I love Paul Ryan and for about 2 years he’s been my guy for President.
DON’T START IN ON ELECTABILITY SHIT!
I am preparing my heart to be broken by him in the near future.
Paul, please love me back and stay consistent with conservative values and voting!!!!
I LOVE YOU, PAUL!!
*writes in diary about how dreamy Paul Is
I’m a hermit anyway and generally people make no sense to me.
If you ever find yourself alone, mare, there’s room in my bomb shelter!!!
Yes we’re gonna have a wingding
A summer smoker underground
It’s just a dugout that my dad built
In case the reds decide to push the button down
We’ve got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on the new frontier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU
That video’s awesome, BTW – great animation, hottie blonde, voyeurism, booze…. Paradise. 🙂
Paul, please love me back and stay consistent with conservative values and voting!!!!
He’s already fucking the skanky whore of duplicity. Chalk him up there with McCotter and Cantor as one of the guys who talks the game but won’t play it. Ryan’s roadmap is the only reason I haven’t gone off on him yet, but he’s about out of “just pass go” cards. Next flub is going to get him a “fuck” fisking.
Why beef up her resume’? SHE WAS A GOVERNOR! Just as much experience as Bush, Clinton, Regan, Carter etc.. Yes, Alaska is small population but, Arkansas is big? She quit her Job because the left was law spamming her and she was going to be unable to do her job. Just how does that fault her? She could have stuck to the fight and not served the people of Alaska or resigned and control the process. She did that.
Just how does that make her a light weight? I think many people are misunderestimating her and she really always manages to be in their OODA Loop.
Who does anybody think is her competition? Gingrich? Huckster? “Generic plastic Politician from MA” ( I can’t stand Romney!)?, Plus will Obama win against her? Really?…. Really? Then Who will Primary Obama? Hillary? OK, make the choice between Hillary and Sarah… Total fuck up at State and a Bitch against Moose Hunter,
Hmmmm…
I don’t think Palin will run and I think she made that decision prior to resigning as Governor.
Holding political office limits her. Now she is free to do and say exactly what she wants and make a lot of money.
PLEASE THIS.
How do you put a baby in a crib without dropping the sides?
Have no clue, I slept with mine. Suck on that nanny staters. I’d probably get arrested for child endangerment these days.
Who does anybody think is her competition? Gingrich? Huckster? “Generic plastic Politician from MA” ( I can’t stand Romney!)?, Plus will Obama win against her? Really?…. Really? Then Who will Primary Obama? Hillary? OK, make the choice between Hillary and Sarah… Total fuck up at State and a Bitch against Moose Hunter,
No and no and no.
I’m hoping we haven’t “discovered” our 2012 candidate on a national level.
Allahdouche needs to put an asterisk on the AIG part of that one: http://dailycaller.com/2010/02/14/paul-ryan-explains-his-votes-for-tarp-auto-bailouts-and-tax-on-aig-bonuses/
I agree with Ryan on TARP. And on this tax bill. And on the Omnibus POS.
And with Mare. He’s dreamy.
So, the ER trip last night:
Hubby plays a bit rough with the big dog.
Big dog = big canines.
Anyway, he went to “strike” her (not really strike, but made to look that way), and she turned her head, mouth open, and he caught the fleshy part under the thumb before the wrist, in her canine. Hubby had to lay down a bit, and she knew something was wrong, and went to lay down beside hubby, whining a bit.
He had a gash a little over an inch long and quarter inch deep. It needed a couple of stitches.
Spent 2 1/2 hours at BAMC for a couple of stitches.
No, I didn’t find $20.
Fin.
How do you put a baby in a crib without dropping the sides?
Have no clue, I slept with mine. Suck on that nanny staters. I’d probably get arrested for child endangerment these days.
I did, mostly, too. Except my first one spent some time in a crib. He was still a baby when #2 was born, so he got short shrift.
Well, thank goodness I had girded my heart against politicians.
*writes in diary that Paul may be a two timer, throws self on bed and cries to a Lionel Richie CD.
No, I didn’t find $20.
Fin.
You could have lied to us about that part.
catman, you and I see things similarly, but I do understand the concerns of people who say Palin needs more foreign policy and economic background. There’s room for disagreement here. Although you didn’t resort to it, using Barry as the benchmark for competency is a bad idea, because he’s amply demonstrated his lack of competency. So what is the benchmark? I don’t know, but I happen to believe Palin’s brand of common sense would be more than sufficient to ably see her through a term or two as president.
>> I’m hoping we haven’t “discovered” our 2012 candidate on a national level.
Same here. My (sadly unrealistic) hope is that no one involved with the 2008 campaign even runs.
I’m back…..
OK, here’s what we know so far:
Because my cardiac enzymes were/are slightly elevated, SOME sort of heart event – in all likelihood, a blockage – did indeed take place. A catheterization will be scheduled to determine the extent of said blockage. The most likely scenario is that it is a small blockage that will be able to be fixed with a stent – which can be inserted at the same time as the cath.
The cath will not take place until tomorrow, because an iodine contrast dye is used in the procedure, and iodine is a risky thing in patients with Myasthenia Gravis – it can make their MG get much worse. So my PCP, my neurologist, and my new cardiologist are all having a pow-wow to figure out how best to proceed. If I get worse in the meantime, all bets are off, and into the OR I will go. But right now, everything is stable and expected to stay that way.
Due to all of this excitment, the Koch family Christmas plans have had to change – for the first time in a long time, we will not be travelling to see Mr. TiFW’s family. Since this is one of the few times that Mr. TiFW gets to see everyone, I will probably insist that he take SOME time to go and see them – I should be fine here in Fort Worth, as the girls aren’t going to want to spend too much time away from their friends.
DD#1 was told by her boss to “leave work NOW” to tend to her momma – after only a few minutes of TLC from both she and Mr. TiFW, I “suggested” they go eat lunch, and then take care of things around the house…..
So that’s the news so far – I’m doing fine; resting comfortably and getting my daily dose of laughter reading you miscreants’ comments. So far, the food SUCKS, because the dieticians here haven’t figured out that GF food CAN be delicious, so I am being allowed to have contraband brought in by my “suppliers” on the outside…..
Glad he didn’t lose his finger, Aggie! Sitting in an ER for two hours is a bitch though.
How do you put a baby in a crib without dropping the sides?
Well, it sounds pretty okay, Teresa. You scared the poop out of us last night. Everything will go well tomorrow, I just know it.
OH, AND STOP GOOFING OFF!!
Teresa, glad to see you here. You had us all scared yesterday. Please take it easy, and let people fawn over you. It can be annoying (so I hear…) but do it just the same!!!
I’m hoping Mike Pence makes a good showing in 2012. From the slate of candidates I’ve seen so far, he’s my boy.
So far, the food SUCKS, because the dieticians here haven’t figured out that GF food CAN be delicious, so I am being allowed to have contraband brought in by my “suppliers” on the outside…..
I think you misunderstand the motivations. Delicious plays no part in their job.
“Same here. My (sadly unrealistic) hope is that no one involved with the 2008 campaign even runs.”
We are simpatico…..*snicker*
The arrogance and egos of politicians always make them run (even if we don’t want them) because WE NEED THEM. Idiots.
Good to hear you are getting good care, TiFW! Sorry you have to go through it, but it’s better than the alternative.
Glad to hear you are ok T.
>> I happen to believe Palin’s brand of common sense would be more than sufficient to ably see her through a term or two as president.
THIS! You can’t teach common sense.
Plus, she was mayor of Wasilla, ran the Alaska Oil & Gas Commission (may have flubbed the exact name, but you know what I mean) and, certainly not least, participated in running the family bidness.
In my perfect world she’d not run for president (denying the MFM and the left their jollies in gang tackling her) and would instead take the RNC post and leave a trail of unemployed lib politicians from coast to coast.
So far, the food SUCKS, because the dieticians here haven’t figured out that GF food CAN be delicious, so I am being allowed to have contraband brought in by my “suppliers” on the outside…..
You need to take control and set the tone in your treatment plan:
Poop the bed.
“You could have lied to us about that part.”
hahahahahaha….yeah and make that $40.
Ladies….seriously……you need to check this shit out.
Instant.Orgasm.Amiright?
http://is.gd/iNFTn
Crinkles, rum balls, bar cookies done. sugar cookies are awaiting frosting.
up next- gingerbread!
Gotta get some more ginger, though.
bummer. Baking, for me, is like house repair. A few trips to
Home DepotMeijer wil occur.>> He had a gash a little over an inch long and quarter inch deep. It needed a couple of stitches.
Wuss. I’ve had papercuts worse than that.
“In my perfect world she’d not run for president (denying the MFM and the left their jollies in gang tackling her) and would instead take the RNC post and leave a trail of unemployed lib politicians from coast to coast.”
Hey, I am seriously going to subscribe to your newletter.
>> I’m hoping Mike Pence makes a good showing in 2012. From the slate of candidates I’ve seen so far, he’s my boy.
Very presidential hair. It must be elected!
(I like Pence too)
Mare, some guy in the ER was there because the itch between his toes was too annoying….
“Instant.Orgasm.Amiright?
http://is.gd/iNFTn”
What is the female equivalent of a shriveled weenie?
On the topic of bomb shelters, ever see “Blast From the Past” with Christopher Walken, Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone? Good flick, well worth Netflixing.
Hey, I am seriously going to subscribe to your newletter.
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Wait, Andy has a newsletter? I learn something new everyday.
In my perfect world, the 2012 Republican nominee would be a contentious choice that drove the left nuts, that won over progs vociferous complaints, and that figured out a way to decimate and undo their entire fucking agenda with all the tender compassion of a Chris Christie.
Mare, some guy in the ER was there because the itch between his toes was too annoying….
Yes, I heard shooting up in that location will do that. DOUCHE!
Anyone else see the Palin interview with Chris Wallace (which should have been an easy one, and was most definitely fair) a few months? Her answers were disappointing. The depth of her answers … it just wasn’t there. simplistic. Canned.
I don’t believe it necessarily takes a genius to be president. That’s what you have advisers for. But you need to have a depth of knowledge so that you can tell when someone is incompetent or bullshitting you or whatever.
*writes in diary that I need to check out the guy with the dreamy hair
Aggie, I don’t mind being fawned over – it was the two of them sitting in chairs, staring at me, and being bored out of their minds. They are both extroverts and can’t stand just sitting around. I, on the other hand, am a die-hard introvert who can happily spend an entire day with no one else around, no noise in the background, and no need to “fill” the silence.
They needed to GO – for everyone’s sake…..
And sorry about leaving everyone worried last night – there was NO reception in the ER (I got to be in the Trauma section, but I was low on the triage totem pole, so I spent the entire time in the hallway next to all of the eager young student doctors/nurses/etc.) By the time a room opened up and Mr. TiFW was able to get home to retrieve my electronic lifeline, it was really late and most of you guys and gals had gone off to bed.
I’m going to run for president. My platform? Scorched earth on commies, a ban on all flights to and from the ME, damn wall on the southern border will be built and all illegals have 6 weeks to get the hell out and apply for entry the correct way – AT THE END OF THE LINE, term limits on both houses, and anyone ‘serving’ in public office must keep a day job.
And gallows…oh yes, gallows will make a comeback.
Finished mowing, mulching, and bagging the lawn. Need a shower.
Agree with Car in and Lips… don’t think Palin should run for Prez. I think the previous campaign taught her just how limiting it is. Could be wrong, she could change her mind, but she is not at the top of my list. Mike Pence probably is at this point, but we need to be vetting everyone much better than in the past.
Hey Teresa, glad to hear that they have a direction to head… and also glad to hear that you all are going to take ‘er easy this next week. Sounds like a plan.
Hey Aggie. Hope things are going well for you… sounds like you have had your share…
So the Germans blame Stuxnet on the Jews, huh? Haven’t I seen this movie?
http://www.jpost.com/IranianThreat/News/Article.aspx?ID=199475&R=R1
Wuss. I’ve had papercuts worse than that.
He was embarrassed to be there. However, they had a bad trauma show up, and he was on hand to co-ordinate blood units while in the ER. So, he was able to “redeem” himself.
I take offense! It should be a “kidapult”….
* writes in diary that from now on Carin will be known as the “Dream Crusher.”
Beasn, I am strangly attracted to you.
>> Comment by beasn on December 15, 2010 1:50 pm
You’ve got my vote.
BEASN FOR PRESIDENT!!
VOTE OR DIE (NO, REALLY, SHE WILL KILL YOU!)
Hey Aggie. Hope things are going well for you… sounds like you have had your share…
Things are fine, Cathy! This was but a ripple. I’m grateful it was so minor 🙂
The best part of going into the trauma section of the ER was having all the nurses coo over Hubby. That was priceless!!!
I will vote for beasn.
I like living…
Beasn, you’ve got my vote!
* writes in diary that from now on Carin will be known as the “Dream Crusher.”
As long as you used a heart as the dot in my “i”.
My platform?
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Here’s my platform for President: I will only sign one bill every year. It will be the budget, which must be 5% less than the year before. No salary, no perks.
All foreign policy will be dealt with as follows: Check is in the mail.
Military can run the wars. Pretending that I have any concept of it is silly.
The Whitehouse will have really nice cakes too!
Beasn, I am strangly attracted to you.
*bats eyelashes*
You know the look your mom or your teacher used to give you that made you shit your pants? I will do it all using that ‘look’. Mastered it, I have.
I believe Langer is spot on with the placement of blame, Andy. It was those 2 countries that came up with it, IMHO.
Oh shoot. If Beasn is President than I just want to be VP.
The Whitehouse will have really nice cakes too!
HELLS YEAH!!!
Beasn will recind all the Foodie Laws!!!
The Israelies (sp?) are smart, it’s a brilliant move to cripple the program without losing any of their precious fighter pilots.
Bravo, Beasn! What are your feelings about the Office of the President Elect? What will your logo be?
>> Military can run the wars. Pretending that I have any concept of it is silly.
Sorry, you can’t outsource this one. It’s your job.
And if the look doesn’t work, then I’ll kill you.
Well, don’t get her started on the melons..
but, it does redefine “Let them eat cake!”
>> I believe Langer is spot on with the placement of blame, Andy. It was those 2 countries that came up with it, IMHO.
Oh, I agree. Great job by the juice.
If I had any graphic skills at all, I’d make me a “Beasn ’12” bumpersticker at Cafepress….
What are your feelings about the Office of the President Elect?
Get the hell off my lawn.
What will your logo be?
What I’m holding in my avatar.
Sorry, you can’t outsource this one. It’s your job.
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Ok. Here’s the vision: Win. Beyond that blowing smoke up anyone’s ass doesn’t help.
My family is at the mercy of the government right now. I’ve got less than $50. I read the story about the woman telling her kid that Santa had to “cut back”. Not sure what I’m going to tell my kids…The Grinch lives on Capital Hill?
I wanted to say something about this a few minutes ago, but I got distracted. The problem this person is facing isn’t Congress, it’s her children’s expectations. And how do they develop those expectations? There are a lot of factors, but I’d be curious as to how much television the children watch and how much church they attend. Television portrays every situation as the norm, and the norm on television is a nice home with nice cars, unlimited food, and the newest electronics. That’s NOT the norm, though; TV paints an unrealistic picture of the average American lifestyle. Church, on the other hand, tends to emphasize the importance of giving rather than receiving, the importance of selflessness over selfishness. Rather than trying to assuage disappointed expections, maybe parents should do something about the expectations themselves. Expose the kids to the kind of values that don’t focus on personal accumulation of wealth and stuff. Monitor and restrict external influences that cultivate unrealistic expectations. It just doesn’t seem that complicated, but it does take effort. Quit being FUCKING LAZY PARENTS.
Beasn, what do you think the most enchanting thing will be about being Preznit?
HA! Beasn, I have “the look” also. One of my student teaching evaluators commented on it. (I was teaching science to a bunch of juniors).
Ok. Here’s the vision: Win.
Good answer runningmate. ‘Sheet of glass’. Memorize it.
And if you are a ‘fairy’ princess that wants to serve, all bitchy tantrums will have you on latrine duty for six months. Other than that, I don’t want to know what you boink in civilian life.
Beasn, what do you think the most enchanting thing will be about being Preznit?
Watching heads explode on ‘the other side’. From their own hissy fits or the gallows, either way.
Beasn Beasn Beasn Beasn BEASN BEASN!!
“My fellow Americans OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!”
ChristonaChristmasTree!
It’s really never a good time to go shopping, is it? Go in the day time and the 80 y/o grannies who never drive are out with the harried Moms with 50 things on their minds.
Go at night and the working folks, who are tired and pissed off are out in droves.
ARRRGGGHHHH!
I’m about to give up on this whole “giving” thing!
Good answer runningmate. ‘Sheet of glass’. Memorize it.
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Got it. My two standard responses to all questions will be, “Check is in the mail OR sheet of glass.”
Earthquake in China: Check is in the mail.
Middle East: Sheet of glass.
Teach junk washing in Africa: Check is in the mail.
Border Drug War: Sheet of glass, check is in the mail.
Funding for AQ from Saudi Arabia: Sheet of glass.
I can do this from home. No need to come into the office.
Bonus: You definitely *won’t* need a teleprompter!
Just remember: Pavement is just as good as Glass and we can build there sooner!
Speaking of food ….after eligibility and fraud is reworked and taken out, anyone receiving food stamps will not be able to ‘purchase’ junk. If they want cake, they will have to make if from their sugar ration. There will be a ‘list’ of what is eligible.
Actually, I would like to see any dependency on gubmint eliminated. I’d like to turn this over in total to the private sector. Perhaps the hippy priests will find meaning in their jobs once more.
I personally hand delivered a basket full of grapefruit, oranges, apples, and pears to the Vietnamese lady who I’m told does nails here. It would’ve mostly rotted before I got around to eating it anyway. The ladies who work in my office were telling about all this shit. The story is that her brother paid to get her and her family here and then worked her to death in his nail shop and gave her only enough money for minimum rations and they had to live in the back of the shop in about a 10 by 12 room. She had a baby a couple of weeks ago and asked her brother for enough extra money to afford diapers and formula and he through a fit, had the gas, electricity, and water turned off at the shop, and told her she was on her own. She then found out that he was four months in arrears on all utilities plus rent, so the landlord wanted to throw her ass out. I bunch of ladies here in town have gone together and gotten the land lord off her ass and the utilities back on. And she’s back to work, but needs some help until she can catch up. Kind of a sad yet heartwarming story. It made me feel good that I could help a bit. While I was being all unscrooogie and shit, I donated a $50 to the local fund that buys toys for poor assed kids in town. While we’re on the topic of gallows, men who father children and then don’t support them, need castrated. That’s what my policy would be were I to run for president.
I haven’t found $20 yet.
But I feel good. I may give a wino a hunnerd before it’s all said and done.
Teach junk washing in Africa: Check is in the mail.
That one warrants a WTF, first, and public humiliation pillory-style for that insanity, second.
I can do this from home. No need to come into the office.
Oooo thanks for reminding me. No more gorebull warmening or thieving the tax payer via jetting to DC when you can telecommunicate.
There will be a ‘list’ of what is eligible.
Whole wheat bread
Milk
Peanut butter
Canned or frozen vegetables
Potatoes
Spaghetti and sauce (1 portion per person per week)
Ramen noodles
Eggs
Cereal
2 portions of meat per week per person (Ground beef, chicken thigh, ham)
If you can’t feed a family of four on that, then you can give your kids up for adoption.
PG, I see a Secretary of HHD appointment in the upcoming President Beasn administration.
President beasn and her merry cabinet of hostages. I like it.
Just to clarify. You never really send the check, just always say its in the mail.
Beasn for President!
I would take the sheet of glass one step farther – put down some boron and some phosphorus, nuke it again, attach the leads, and make a big-ass solar cell out of it.
If I can’t have Beasn, how about Gen. Petraeus?
I hate the world today!
President beasn and her merry cabinet of hostages.
Can I run the Internal Security Ministry? Pretty please??
So, following the logic…we could constantly decry the Hostages holding the Hostages hostage. Works for me.
HM,
Don’t forget dried beans.. that is good food and “Heat Assistance”
You guys done good for that lady, PG. This is the ‘it takes a village’ as it should be.
Which reminds me, have ya’ll seen this?
In Mexico, a legal breakdown invites brutal justice. When there is no difference between the gubmint pols and the cartel gangs…..
http://tinyurl.com/2bbbpwv
Food Czar Herr M, what is your position on the eligibility of bacon for such assistance?
Why, MCPO??
*serves MCPO a martini*
PG, you are awesome!!
*smooches and squishy hugs*
Roamy for ‘sheet of glass’ advisor from NASA!
Can I run the Internal Security Ministry? Pretty please??
Okay, but no playing polonium hide-n-seek without consulting anyone, k?
***hands HM ‘The List™’.
You didn’t get that from me.
I hate the world today!
I hear ya, Chief. I dread partaking in the commercial aspect of Christmas.
“The more I learn about people, the more I love my dogs.” – don’t know who wrote it, but it is a basic truth.
BACON IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A HAND OUT!!
‘Cause people are crazy this time of year!
(((hugs pendejo)))
I’m in a cooking rut.
Standard repertoire is getting old and boring. Need to start opening recipe books and try new things.
http://www.cookstr.com/recipes/cervelles-au-beurre-noirper
Awrighty sports fans, it’s been fun but I gots to go brave the shopping mayhem that the Chief was lamenting above. Catch ya later.
AD, I think it was Charles De Gaulle who said that.
Laura, you never know if it was Abby Normal’s brain….
Beasn, I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also – can I be your Gluten Czar?
PG, there is a special place in Heaven for you and your fellow citizens. THAT’S the true meaning of Christmas.
Chief, in this day and age, at Christmastime the Internet is your bestest friend. Most companies will happily let you order their products, and for an extra (and well-spent) fee they will gift wrap your purchase AND deliver it to their doorstep. Best of all, you never have to leave the house!
Then again, there’s always giftcards……
BACON IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A HAND OUT!!
I can add nothing to Madame President’s comments except to say that subsidizing bacon purchases for our less productive citizens would only potentially invite higher bacon prices for those whose exertions require the additional protein.
They want bacon, they can get a fucking job.
In Mexico, a legal breakdown invites brutal justice. When there is no difference between the gubmint pols and the cartel gangs…..
http://tinyurl.com/2bbbpwv
Interesting story, beasn. A scenario like that playing out where I live, 4 hours north of Chihuahua, is precisely why I invested about 3 grand in guns and ammo shortly after my fellow Americans chose teh won. You’d like to think it could never happen on this side of the river, but I’m to old to take a chance on underestimating the amount of damage Obama and company could do to the already creaky social structure in this country. A 12 guage, a couple of .45’s and several thousand rounds would go a long way in bringing some peace to Ascencion. Especially if every household was so equipped.
*makes note to self to figure out way to politely refuse to eat at Scott and Laura’s house*
Damn, I got a lot of lovin’ for just a fruit basket and a $50.
**ponders whether to give Vietnamese family a spiral sliced ham**
MMMmmmm BRAINS!!! * said in Zombie voice*
PG,
There is always spiral sliced smoked Chihuahua… a thoughtful cultural gift..
Of course, their bacon always fits in a “Pot”
TiFW – Herself and I live in a small town and do our best to support our local merchants. So, I drive downtown, put my quarters in the parking meter, and do my best to support the local economy.
I have purchased some things on TittyWeb Jenkins for far-flung friends and family, but local folks get local shopping.
Also – can I be your Gluten Czar?
You can be the Digestive Diversity go-to. Gluten being one of several gustatory glitches. Maybe we will find that liberal insanity can be cured with a tweak to their diets. Won’t matter much because most will still have a date with prison or a rope.
*cough gasp
One last thing…
*wheeze choke
Please….
*gasp cough
Please keep….
*gasp
Keep Lauraw away from my funeral service…..
*
Chief, that’s a much better use of your funds – I was under the impression that you were fighting the crowds at a megamall. Carry on, sir!
Well, at least BamBam has his priorities straight (yet again….):
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2010/12/obama_taps_jon_bon_jovi_for_ne.html?tid=wp_featuredstories
Hope you have seen this: http://tinyurl.com/27qnry5
Maybe we will find that liberal insanity can be cured with a tweak to their diets. Won’t matter much because most will still have a date with prison or a rope.
Ahhh – gluten-free bread and water for the prisoners it is. Works for me….
Damn, I got a lot of lovin’ for just a fruit basket and a $50.
Pendejo, that’s because too many people think the gov’t will take care of it or just don’t give a shit. You saw the need and took action. It also sounded like you enjoyed doing it, which is extra brownie points in my book. It also means you’ve blown your cover as a curmudgeon. (This is where you say “Get off my lawn!”)
President Beasn, can I run the Travel Office?
Well, at least BamBam has his priorities straight (yet again….)
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Well, looks like I’ll have to keep never listening to Bon Jovi.
Pendejo, thing is, it works.
Just like a speedy trial, then the death penalty, being a deterrent.
Like poking a pedophile with lead holes, would deter those itching for that perversion.
Like stripping a congressman of his job and immediate perp walk for failing to pay taxes or insider trading or bringing down the housing market (away for life on that one), would give the next one pause.
Chief, Mr. TiFW stumbled across that movie just the other day, and we both just LOVED it! Clare Danes deserves to win the Best Actress award for her portrayal. And what a GREAT story….
The important this is, will there be pudding?
Beasn, I’d like to apply for Secretary of Treasury.
1) I can use TurboTax, unlike the current guy
B) I believe you’ll find my Tax the Deadbeats plan to your liking
I’d like to join Beasn’s cabinet as Secretary of Don’t Even Fucking Look at Me Crosseyed or I’ll Nuke Your Shithole Third World Country Back Past the Stone Age, and You’re Fucking Neighbors, Too, Just Because I Can.
Great movie, Chief. I saw it at my parents house, and watched it with my wife a few weeks ago. She loved it.
Do we need a travel office?
*ponders lipstick position if we don’t need a travel office*
How about FDA? They do the Lipstick testing!
Hope you have seen this: http://tinyurl.com/27qnry5
Yes. It’s excellent.
Mrs. Andy has met her. I mean the real Temple Grandin, not Clare Danes.
That’s some low-hanging fruit, Beasn…..
MOM, ANDY’S DROPPING NAMES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Andy and xbrad, you’re hired.
Okay, folkses, dreaming with ya’ll has been fun, but I need to attempt a run to the store. I feel better than yesterday but I fear the blast of icey air will do me in quickly.
*puts on two coats and six hats*
*packs pockets with Kleenex*
>> I’d like to join Beasn’s cabinet as Secretary of Don’t Even Fucking Look at Me Crosseyed or I’ll Nuke Your Shithole Third World Country Back Past the Stone Age, and You’re Fucking Neighbors, Too, Just Because I Can.
We need to fit that into something with a good acronym. How about Keeping America Burying Osama and Obama Martyrs (KABOOM).
Later beasn.
beasn, I can spell SYWM and STFU. I could be press secretary.
Brad, can I be part of your staff??
Well, I understand that we don’t have royalty, Andy, but I was hoping the short form title for the position would be Duke Nuke’em.
Sure, Aggie. What parts of the world do you want to be Undersecretary of Scaring the Shit Out Of?
AD- We can take turns.
I want to stand in front of those jackals and say, “Did you really mean for that stupidity to come out of your pie-hole? Next fucking question, jackholes!”
Do we need a travel office?
Sure we do! How else am I going to travel the world doing uh, ‘prep work’ for your foreign trips?
>> Duke Nuke’em.
That works too.
“Sure we do! How else am I going to travel the world doing uh, ‘prep work’ for your foreign trips?”
Lipstick, that is EXACTLY the type of stuff Beasn will NOT tolerate while in office.
Yeah, press secretary would be great.
They could just loop a video of me saying FYNQ.
Yea, Beasn for Prez is perfect with me.
Making the same offer as I did when we ran the Dave-In-Texas for Prez over at IB…
U.S. Ambassador in Belize.
What parts of the world do you want to be Undersecretary of Scaring the Shit Out Of?
I speak Spanish, wield machetes and shotguns, and I’m not afraid of bugs the size of sanitation trucks. Also, have been known to cook the afore-mentioned bugs. Much better than Laura’s brain dish.
That Stuxnet virus story brings a lump to my pants.
At Aggies house: Nuestra comida de esta noche sera platanos fritos y las cucarachas.
SPEAK THE FUCKING ENGLISH, MCPO!!!!
xBrad – STFU! Philistine!
Nuestra comida de esta noche sera platanos fritos y las cucarachas.
Well, they are very closely related to lobsters, you know 😉
SPEAK THE FUCKING ENGLISH, MCPO!!!!
What does Chief have in common with a cue ball?
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The harder you hit him, the more English you get.
Did some great snorkeling in Puerto Rico (near Roosevelt Roads) and enjoyed the langostino and vermilion snapper we would cook up on the beach.
My dad was stationed there, too, MCPO. He liked to go out at night with his friends, scoop up crabs into a big saltine tin, and have a boil out on the beach. 🙂
Well, they are very closely related to lobsters, you know
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In that case, pass the melted butter you fat, stupid plebes.
In that case, pass the melted butter you fat, stupid plebes
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I would pay money to see that!
Hope you have seen this: http://tinyurl.com/27qnry5
I came across it a couple of months ago and thoroughly enjoyed it. Andy and other autism parents might dig it, too. It’s a very sweet movie.
The harder you hit him, the more English you get.
Racist!!!!!
My dad and the next door neighbor went halvsies on a dingy to go crabbing up at Whidbey. Great, great neighbor. They did pretty well in the crab department, but mostly they got to spend time together.
My UPS guy just delivered a care package full of goodies from Mrs. MCPO!!
Herself is a great baker. I ate half a chocolate chip bar cookie and a shortbread cookie. They both went down just fine. I think I’m now officially on a cookie diet.
A 12 guage, a couple of .45′s and several thousand rounds would go a long way in bringing some peace to
AscencionPerdition.Fixt!!!!
Lipstick, that is EXACTLY the type of stuff Beasn will NOT tolerate while in office.
I blame you, Mare. Yes indeed.
From my dad’s tales, it was a fun pasttime, Brad. My dad still keeps in touch with some of his buddies, and they do a crab boil whenever he goes back to PR.
He says it’s for catching up. I think it’s for tall tales 🙂
My position in beasn’s cabinet? Secretary of Gettin’ It On – and you don’t have a license. Off to the castratorium for you!
Herself: I guess I could bake some more and send them to PA
Me: No, you can bake some more and leave them for me!
Last time I went home to Whidbey, the neighbor had mom and me over. Had a HUGE pile of fresh crab just waiting for us.
“Me: No, you can bake some more and leave them for me!”
I’m glad I won. 🙂
Had a HUGE pile of fresh crab just waiting for us.
Holy hell, why am I homesick???
xbradtc (“brad in xtc” HAHAHAHAHA – MJ wins), the fact that you were the one who invited Aggie here makes me hate you > < this much less. Nice work! 🙂
“brad in xtc”
Must be the effect Dolly has….
Holy hell, why am I homesick???
That’s telling: Your husband and kids aren’t home; the island you were born on is!!! 😛
And it might be because PR seems like a cool refreshing drink of water in the middle of a TX summer?
Hotbride’s home for a day. w00t!!!!
Haven’t seen her since Thanksgiving.
Gonna be some snuggling tonight.
PR seems like a cool refreshing drink of water in the middle of a TX summer
Well, “humid” comes from the Taino word for “FUCK I’M BREATHING WATER!!!”, so I take PR summers in the winter 😉
Gonna be some snuggling tonight.
Shouldn’t you be snuggling NOW???
Flaming Skull: Gerry Rivers sleeps naked (if you care)!!!!
Who the fuck thought THAT was newsworthy. And Gerry? ISD (“inappropriate self disclosure”), my man.
I’m at work.
She’s over visiting our over-parented grandson.
Brad, can I be part of your staff??
**looks up multiple definitions of the word “staff”**
**snickers**
PJs for the Cure???
COUNT. ME. IN.
Hey, Ags – I’ve lived in a few different places without ever giving thought to returning to GR, where I grew up and live now. Yet, whenever I talked about where I lived, I’d refer to my abode as “my house” and GR as “home.” I never called my house “home.” It wasn’t intentional; it was just an unconscious assertion of priority. I don’t want to read more into my statements or yours, just saying that I’ve made comments similar to the one I goofed on.
**puts PG on the “nuke soon” list**
If you haven’t read Victor David Hansen’s “Two Californias”, do so.
If it doesn’t scare the hell out of you, you need to reexamine your principles.
What’s the difference between pendejo fucking a frozen chicken and Jazz sucking on a bull’s weezer?
Ya know, I’m not quite sure the people on the Cardiac ICU know quite what to do with a conscious person on their floor…..
“Oh,look! She’s on the Internet!”
“She wants to use the bathroom AGAIN?????”
“She just keeps calling people on her cell phone.”
“She wants a fan because the air isn’t circulating enough for her.”
(Yes, I’m a bit of a princess…..)
“She says one of the items in the “Special Diet” condiment packet has gluten in it, and we need to tell the dieticians.” (See? You’re not the only ones who benefit from my vast trivia storehouse – perfectly innocent MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS get hit with it too!)
Most of their patients just lie there until they either get “up”graded to the CCU or they go toes up. Not THIS girl…..
TiFW I am praying for you girl….
*spanks Rosetta!*
I understood what you mean, Jazz 😉
**looks up multiple definitions of the word “staff”**
Hey, I could have said “member of your staff”.
Teresa, too funny 😀
NEW POAT, GOATFUCKERS.
*tackles sohos, gives her “the holiday spirit”*