Woo hoo! Obama maths — it’s good for everyone.
No one who earns less than $250.00 per year will have to buy me beers.
But seriously, a million hits and a thousand posts both occurred yesterday. Kinda cool. Especially since this is the do over blog. We were at about 900,000 at H1 before it got blowed up.
So, my minions, I’m going to celebrate the best way I know how. With a song…
Peace.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Trillion is the new million. Thanks, Obama!
1 Trillion?
That ain’t nuthin’…..
No one who earns less than $250.00 per year will have to buy me beers.
Earns?
*whew.
I’m safe…
Ok, steals.
Ok, steals.
fuck
Guess Mesa’s buyin’ my beer.
Ok, steals.
Guess that means Rosetta’s buying……
**shuffles over to new poat**
I’m not clicking on that video.
How about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWqzHvSMvw
1 million hits
1,000 posts
1 near-drowning
Helluva year!
1 near-drowning
Heh.
1 million hits
1,000 posts
1 near-drowning
endless hours of DRAMA!!
Shut up, Wiser.
YOU BITCH1!!!
1 million hits
1,000 posts
1 near-drowning
0 fiery deaths.
YOU BITCH1!!!
Oh, it’s on, muthafucka! It’s ON!!!
0 fiery deaths
Sweet! We needed a goal for year 2.
Muthafucka?
I swear, she didn’t tell me she was your mom!
WTF? Everyy morning I sign on to this place and see an endless stream of comments left here by the west-coasters.
Tonight, I get home late and decide to join in with the overnighters and this place is deader that the battery in MCPO’s Rascal after he drives it from Florida to Pennsylvania!
I swear, she didn’t tell me she was your mom!
DId she tell you she used to be a guy?
0 fiery deaths.
Maybe no deaths, but Rosetta burned my house down five or six times. (I lost count.)
Maybe no deaths, but Rosetta burned my house down five or six times. (I lost count.)
I told you not to let him smoke inside…..
I told you not to let him smoke inside…..
Aw, hell, I wasn’t even counting the accidents…
Rosetta visits Sean again….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
Sean/Xbrad,
What are the chances you guys can get here for July’s meet-up?
By “here” I take it you mean CT? Slim to none.
By “here” I take it you mean CT? Slim to none.
Damn, man, Southwest flights are real cheap. Start saving now!
‘Night, everyone.
Heh. Saving. Riiiiiight.
Virtually no chance, Wiser. Sorry.
Plus, there’s that whole pledge to avoid the east coast for the rest of my life.
Wiser, my gross income last year was $77. I should have enough saved by 2015.
damn. that sucks. Guess we’ll all have to come west then.
‘k, it’s way late. I’m out.
hast mananananaa…
First episode of Justified did not suck.
Mesa, I had to pay $1.99 to watch the second ep on Amazon, but it was pretty good as well.
What’s the show about?
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/03/ff_masterthief_blanchard/all/1
Sean, a US Marshall in Kentucky.
We get FX here on Dish Network, so I’ll check it out sometime. Also, I’ve got to check HBO to see when the second episode of The Pacific is on.
Ugh. Heartburn woke me up an hour ago.
Pepcid Complete works great, but only for about 5 hours.
Wakey Wakey.
*falls asleep in easy chair*
You ought to cut down on the spicy food, Pups. And the cock.
I got a really good pair of headphones for my birfday, and this song needs to be heard through something like those or some awesome speakers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSYbRiYwTY
Heh. I had forgotten about this incredibly patronizing video…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
Way to go, David.
Morning. Wakey wakey.
Man, OC’s off her nut. It’s creepy that she knows my last name – she used almost my entire name when she sockpuppeted last night. Knows where I live.
OH, HELLS YEAH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egX0jsWdqV4
That’s one of the best versions of that song I’ve ever heard, including the original Love and The Damned cover.
>> Pepcid Complete works great, but only for about 5 hours.
omeprazole.
Buenas Dias Homos.
Morning jackholes and car in.
< 5 hours of sleep, liberals/progressives, a 14 y.o. dog that might need to be put down, and an absolute clusterfuck of a short-term project at work. I'm in a fine mood.
STFU!
Man, I was practically hyperventilating last night about this amnesty stuff. The Dems don’t like the voters they’ve got, so they’re going to import ones they like better. In the meanwhile, they’ve gone completely rogue against about 70% of the population. And try to characterize that 70% as dangerous extremists.
I have to remember not to think about politics near bedtime.
…but I think it’s time to get involved in local politics. Bleargh.
I have to remember not to think about politics near bedtime.
Now there’s a good idea! Of course, that just makes the rest of the day that much worse… 🙂
GOP forces new House vote on health overhaul
Those damn Republicans, using fucking rules and shit to get in the way of this major reform that this country so desperately needs.
How come Wiserdude hasn’t visiting my new blog?
I think it’s cause of his hateyness.
hater.
I think it’s cause of his hateyness.
He’s not a raaaaacist. He can’t hang out there.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
that video is hysterical!
Woke up late. Morning!
Sorry to hear about your doggie, AD. {{big hugs}}
I ♥ Rules and Shit.
**set out coffee and SB approved donuts**
Later Taters
Dang, Cyn. Didn’t you hear my Wakey Wakey?
[grumbles to self]
Why do I even try?
Best wishes for scottw today on his surgery.
Congrats on the job, sohos.
Happy (late) birthday, Sean.
Sorry if I missed anyone. Now, back to the rockpile.
>> Best wishes for scottw today on his surgery.
Ditto that.
How come Wiserdude hasn’t visiting my new blog?
Whachoo talkin’ ’bout, woman?
I been there since you started it.
Thanks Andy
CONGRATS SOHOS!!!
Mornin’, Car in. Or is it OC?
I hope I did the right thing dumping her in moderation.
Ditto that.
Are you back to that “dit” and “dah” shit from before? Well then:
… __ ..__. ..__
Thanks so much Carin!!!!!!
Wiser, just tell me when you wanna creatively edit OC’s comments.
Right now, she’s been spanked, so I don’t know if she’ll be back.
she left a ton of nasty stuff in moderation.
On no, you did the right thing.
She got pretty pissed about that – lol.
I think she must tip the bottle. NTTAWWT.
VFU?
Really, congrats, sohos. I got laid off once – it was a real low point in my life.
You said the new job is close to home, right? That’s great. My current job is less than 9 miles from home – I can start the live version of “Free Bird” as I pull out of the driveway and it finishes as I pull into the parking lot. A short commute is major plus. In addition, the day job is less than 1/2 mile from our dog training business – very handy.
You start Monday?
VFU?
No, STFU.
she left a ton of nasty stuff in moderation
Surprised? Not me.
I do sorta miss mocking her insane shit.
Has Bob got stuff there, or did he really leave this time?
I am ready anytime you want to hand me the keys. I promise I won’t post,I’ll just play.
No, he didn’t leave anything.
He wasn’t edited or anything. He just doesn’t like the idea.
Despite the fact that HE has comment moderation.
funny, no?
I promise I won’t post,I’ll just play.
Why does that sound like “I’ll pull out. Honest.” or similar?
Why does that sound like “I’ll pull out. Honest.” or similar?
Just the tip.
I’ve got four people on there as administrators. I didn’t know how to set anything up. xbrad did most of the help (Rosie was no damn good) – but I don’t care if other people post.
You don’t have to make any promises or anything.
I even had half (half) a thought to ask OC if she wanted to submit something so she could really “flesh out” her ideas.
I think that would be a train wreck though.
I even had half (half) a thought to ask OC if she wanted to submit something so she could really “flesh out” her ideas.
careful there. Ify ou do that, be sure to make her a contibutor only, whihc means you would have to approve whatever she wrote before it gets posted live.
From the help file:
Contributor
A contributor can edit their posts but cannot publish them. When a contributor creates a post, it will need to be submitted to an administrator for review. Once a contributor’s post is approved by an administrator and published, however, it may no longer be edited by the contributor.
A contributor does not have the ability to upload files/images.
A contributor is not eligible for health-care benefits.
Contributor compensation is entered as a reversing journal entry to the GL at the end of each financial period.
Somebody is stuck in real-life mode, sounds like.
Poor Dave. The joys of working for “The Man”
I didn’t know they could do that. I figured she could email me her post… no power, kwim?
As I said, it was half of half a thought.
I start April 5th
Yea us!!!!
Maybe someone should make a montage of SeaKitty’s unedited comments and call it “The Tolerance of the Left.”
**puts on party hat**
Sohos is buyin’ the drinks starting April 12th!
I start April 5th
Make sure you tell them you want that free health care the goverment is giving out – not that crap you have to pay for.
you know whats funny is that my health care starts 90 days after I have been working there and my COBRA is paid up to right about that time…
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Work, as bad as it is, beats the shit out of watching daytime television.
My dad used to say that all the time when he’d want my young ass out on a tractor, or a sprayrig, or on the end of a hoe. I thought he was full of shit at the time, as Gilligan’s Island and McHale’s Navy were much preferable to 98 degrees of cloudless sunshiney sky and the end of that hoe. But nowadays, I couldn’t agree with him more.
Congrats sohos. I hope you can give up your Judge Judy addiction. And learn to deal with life without getting advice from Dr. Phil and Oprah.
That last paragraph was in jest by the way. Well not the congratulations part, but the rest of it.
oh I have a DVR I can watch them later 😉
I can’t believe we didn’t make the Top 100. I call BullShit! Do I have to pull the rubberfist from Sean’s ass and beat some people over the head? The Hotsausages are the best blog evah in teh history of innertubs.
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/dbkpreport/2010/03/conservative-blogs-100-march-ratings/
That last paragraph was in jest by the way.
Really? I would consider it an improvement in character to “learn to deal with life without getting advice from Dr. Phil and Oprah“.
The jest part was in suggesting that sohos might have previously wasted her time on such tripe during her extended unemployment. I wouldn’t want to accuse any of my FIF’s of being that caliber of individual.
How scary is it that DPUD outranks Steyn in those rankings?
Maybe someone should make a montage of SeaKitty’s unedited comments and call it “The Tolerance of the Left.”
We’ve all seen them before. Same old tiresome, obscenity-laced personal attacks, mixed with even more tiresome and ridicuolous attempts to tie her treatment to racism and, the popular old standby for the offended leftist, censorship.
*yawn.
It is funny to see how she reacts when Carin does the same thing to her that her hero, Bob, does to everyone.
This post lead me to financial independence.
What should you accuse them of?
Because getting advice from a bunch of poon-kicking, goatse linking retards, most of whom you’ve never meet in person, is a perfectly good thing, right? 🙂
Rich – that was pretty interesting. I haven’t looked at how everyone ranks in a long time.
I’m sure Styne ranks as he does because his material is available at a few different locations. His site. NRO, NR. Someone else publishes his stuff too.
This blog was flagged by the Department of Homeland Security as being “Too Funny”.
Car in’s ass was flagged by the Department of Homeland Security as being, “Too Sexy”.
Wiser’s penis was flagged by the Department of Homeland Security as being “Too Small”.
Car in’s ass was flagged by the Department of Homeland Security as being, “Too Sexy”
Whew. I’m glad they weren’t looking at my bewbs.
IIRC, the DPUD guys said they also get an unfair bump from being lumped with all the mee.nu sites.
Pendejo was flagged by the United States Department of Health and Human Services as being “Too Smelly and Fat”.
It’s a new status.
“Whew. I’m glad they weren’t looking at my bewbs.”
Your boobs were flagged by a different department, the United States Department of Health and Human Services, as being “Too Empty”.
Uniball was just flagged. Or was it flogged? I get those confused…..
The only part of me that is smelly is the part I inserted in to Rosetta’s goatse. I will cop to being fat though. Although……by American middle aged man in a southern state standards……I’m a frickin Greek God.
agiledog was flagged by the United States Department of Health and Human Services as “Spends Too Much Time Licking His Own Genitalia and Sniffing Poo”.
Uniball was flagged for having more wives than testicals. It’s a Utah thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXZcO7J2AnM
“Uniball was flagged for having more wives than testicals. It’s a Utah thing.”
I wish.
Funny you should say that though. Just the other day I was trying to figure out how many wives and children I could support if I moved to a South American country and lived off of rental property in the US. I figured I could have around five wives and hire a couple of tutors to educate my kids.
It sounded good to me.
My wife and I were in the middle of an epic fight, so I was considering my options.
I would build a compound.
I couldn’t figure out how to get the wives though. I guess I could use religion, Mormon Fundamentalism, but I would rather not go that path. My powers of persuasion would be limited by my lack of Spanish, and I would want educated wives.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
Here’s my suggestion: Talk Pajama Mama in to being one of your wives. You probably wouldn’t need the other four.
Pendejo,
I want young and educated wives.
Chloroform?
Open a university?
How’s our boy doing so far, Lauraw?
Hey Laura, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
Uni,
If you’re to picky, you end up with nuttin. A lesson I’ve learned through a lifetime of rejection.
I want young and educated wives
oxymoron?
“Open a university?”
That’s not a bad idea.
“Chloroform?”
They need to be committed to what I am trying to do. No subterfuge or dirty dealing.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
Why in the hell would you want any wives at all?
“oxymoron?”
When I say young I don’t mean 21 or 22. Shit, a woman who is 24 should have her degree, so 24-35, never married, attractive, athletic, intelligent.
A compound.
Wiser,
good question.
I guess I could just have girlfriends.
hmm.
Much less expensive.
Scott goes into surgery in one hour. He’s got the jitters. So do I.
He’ll call me when he’s out of recovery, hopefully about 4 pm or so.
I guess I could just have girlfriends.
See, I think of these things. I’m an idea guy.
hahahaha poor Uni do you really thing “girlfriends” are less expensive than wives especially if they are the gf on the side…
Scott goes into surgery in one hour. He’s got the jitters. So do I.
You know T & I are thinking about him. Keep us up to date.
well lauraw I am praying for yall both
Thanks guys. We are lucky to have the best gut surgeon they’ve got.
“do you really thing “girlfriends” are less expensive than wives especially if they are the gf on the side…”
They could be, if I only take care of my bastards, then it should be less.
I can have them sign a contract of loyalty to me, then they couldn’t sleep around. It could be like marriage but without the obligation.
When my current wife gets mad she becomes, what I call, a “crazy bitch”. If the girlfriend becomes a “crazy bitch” I could just leave without the financial obligation.
Wiser is a wise man.
Good luck Laura.
you dont say : “crazy bitch” out loud to her ever do you?
you dont say : “crazy bitch” out loud to her ever do you?
Perhaps that how he lost one of his balls?
hahaha Car in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm2Jy64b0dI
Sohos,
No way. I say it in my head, or here, but no way in hell do I say it to her face in the heat of the moment.
I do say things like, “You know how at this moment you can either go all in and step off the cliff, or you can take a breath and step back from the cliff, please take that step back.”
Nothing works when she goes all in.
smart man 🙂
I have friends who I mountain bike and ski with, we say, “crazy bitch” amongst ourselves but never to our wives.
We are too scared.
me too. It’ll be good for y’all to get this part over with.
I have a hang up about that kind of shit. My step dad was verbally abusive toward my mom and to this day If my wife asks if she looks chubby, or if her outfit looks off, I have a really hard time telling her.
She has taken my himming and hawing around as confirmation of her outfit not looking good or if her outfit makes her look a little chubby, which is rare.
My step dad used to yell shit like, “You fat fucking pig” and shit like that so I hate those conversations, no thanks. Even if her outfit looks horrible I have a hard time saying anything.
Although over the past couple of years I have started making suggestions instead of critique.
I love my Crazy Bitch.
Lauraw, what kind of gut surgery is it?
Good luck to Scottw.
ok the pain is too much. taking pain killer now and passing out.
Good luck Scottw. If we can keep the trend going in successful surgery, Mrs. Pupster is currently in recovery after successful laparoscopic surgery to remove her gall bladder.
Doc said it was full of stones like a little beanbag. I’ll be taking her home this afternoon if everything goes according to plan.
Was gall bladder surgery her birthday present? I mean, most guys get their wives something dull, like flowers, candy, jewelry or a nice dinner.
Not exactly Xbrad, but I did ask for the stones back, and I am in contact with a local custom jeweler who is providing me a quote for a tasteful tennis bracelet arrangement.
20% of the costs of the surgery will be out of my pocket. So, yeah…best present ever.
Not exactly Xbrad, but I did ask for the stones back, and I am in contact with a local custom jeweler who is providing me a quote for a tasteful tennis bracelet arrangement.
hahahahahaha That would be awesome.
Speedy recovery, Mrs. Pupster.
You too, sohos.
Prayers for her.
Damn, between you guys and my real life, I’m getting a longass prayer sheet.
Well, I’m a bachelor this week. Know what that means?
— Drinking @ breakfast
— Buying all my food at Gelson’s
— Mixing darks and lights
— Trying to stick quarters in our washer and dryer as I do laundry
— Midget pr0n
— Plastic utensils
The rest I’ll leave to your imagination.
Oh, that will be beautiful pupster ….
>> Mrs. Pupster is currently in recovery after successful laparoscopic surgery to remove her gall bladder.
Oh man. Take good care of the missus Pups. Speedy recovery for her.
http://tinyurl.com/yh5s4kg
Take good care of the missus Pups.
I’m on it Dave.
Or, off of it.
Whatever the situation calls for.
Best wishes to Mrs. Pups, and to you too Pupster.
Hope she heals fast, pupster, and no complications.
Yeesh. Get well Mrs. Pupster, ScottW, Sohos, and anyone else who’s having outrageously bad medical luck. And kudos to your husbands & wives for helping to get you through it.
>> Whatever the situation calls for.
I think if you put your nose on the edge of the bed and whine a little like Lassie that’ll work.
* flame on!
Okay, how do you day time drivers put up with the idiots on the road? During the rush hours, everybody on the roads around here is trying to get somewhere – people move right along. But when I have to run an errand in the middle of the day, I run into all the gramps going 1/2 the speed limit, or school buses which stop every 100 feet, or delivery guys, being paid by the hour and told they have to cover any tickets. I mean, these people move slower than molasses in the winter. My grandmother could haven driven faster, and she never got a license.
* flame off
Dave is a problem solver.
Yeesh. Get well Mrs. Pupster, ScottW, Sohos
PattyAnn, too, right? Don’t they think they have to operate to fix something from her fall? And PJM’s kids with their braces. And Vmax’s niece. It’s a freaking epedemic.
Everybody’s getting it done before the new health care rules go into effect. 🙂
I don’t speel too good sometimes when I hurry….
Random thought: How will our country differ from your average deer feeder 10 years hence?
Why in the hell would you want any wives at all?
We keep you alive whether you like it or not.
Some crazy lady was rude to me today and then went to our store manager and told him I was rude to her.
Okay, how do you day time drivers put up with the idiots on the road?
I keel them.
PattyAnn, too, right? Don’t they think they have to operate to fix something from her fall? And PJM’s kids with their braces. And Vmax’s niece. It’s a freaking epedemic.>
Crimeny. May all their recoveries be painless and quick.
Some crazy lady was rude to me today and then went to our store manager and told him I was rude to her.
Just tell him: “I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?”
Best to Mrs pupster.
How will our country differ from your average deer feeder 10 years hence?
There will be less shit and dead bodies around the deer feeder?
Some crazy lady was rude to me today and then went to our store manager and told him I was rude to her.
Next time she comes in, fuck her ass up with an ax handle.
My wife is getting an MRI this afternoon. She gets this pain in her thigh that makes her weep and cry out in pain. It’s only happened a few times, but it happened the other night when we were…well you know.
Anyway, it really makes me sad to see her in such pain, so I hope it can be figured out. So add her to the infirm list.
And Carin’s getting her boobs done. Don’t forget that.
I’m having a colectomy done in early May, if that counts.
She gets this pain in her thigh that makes her weep and cry out in pain.
You’re inserting your tab in to the correct slot, right? Just checkin’. I once drunkenly tried to slip it in the discharge vent, and my wife made some noises that sounded a whole lot like Flipper the dolphin.
And hope Sohos quits hurting soon.
I saw my Niece today, she is one hurting puppie!
Next generation newer kinder gentler go along to get along Republican David Frum has been shitcanned by the AEI.
AEI fired David Frum
my wife made some noises that sounded a whole lot like Flipper the dolphin
That’s hawt.
Fuck. You. Dave.
**looks for a convenient body of water to push Dave into**
You snooze, you lose.
I wasn’t snoozing. I was, uh, never mind.
You snooze, you lose.
Hmmmmm….. and considering the number of naps xbrad takes…..
It’s all starting to fall together perfectly….
And Carin’s getting her boobs done. Don’t forget that.
What? How’d I miss that? Are we starting a collection to help increase the size?
I bet Mrs. Pupster would like her gall bladder bronzed. That to me seems like a very thoughtful gift.
Hello, everybody!
oooh best wishes to mrs pupster. poor baby. man this has been one heck of a month for everyone. I also wonder what the leg pain could be. please keep us informed on your wife hotspur. prayers going out to everyone. vmax I feel so sorry for your Niece. OUCH!
I really could not have made it without Counts’ help so just know the partner of the ailing is a huge responsibility and very stressful. There is nothing worse than seeing your loved one suffer. I am so thankful for him.
Heh.
http://www.pjtv.com/v/3293
Hotspur – Sounds like sciatica to me. I hope Mrs. Pupster, and all the hostages heal up quick so we can go back to drinking heavily and making fun of xBrad.
Positive vibes going out to everyone.
*puts fingers up against head….vrowawowawowawowa
*vibes radiate from cranium.
>> If you see a southerner in a pick up truck, run for your lives.
You can run. You’ll just die tired.
I hope Mrs. Pupster, and all the hostages heal up quick so we can go back to drinking heavily and making fun of xBrad.
When did we stop making fun of XBRAD?
Dammit! Who took my name off of the memo list again???
Thanks, Chief. I’d never heard of sciatica, but I looked it up, and you may be on to something. I’ll ask my wife if the doctor has mentioned it.
CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!!!
I think this house is finally going into foreclosure and my mom’s house isn’t going to be available till August.
SONOFABITCH!!!!
I have sciatica. It’s brutal. It starts at my lower back and goes down my leg. Had it since I was eleven and fell of a hammock that girls were swinging flat onto my back from the concrete.
I pulled my assciatica nerve last week.
/archiebunker
All serious aside, it does sound nerve related, could be way up in her back somewhere.
The doctor’s dismissed it as sciatica when I was younger because I said they pain was in my knee and foot too and he said, nope, can’t be it then because sciatica doesn’t go that far.
well, he was wrong.
If a foreclosure happens now, it’s really going to put a damper on, well pretty much everything.
Oh well, I’ll figure sumpin out. I always do.
My wife’s pain is in her thigh a bit above her knee and she says it deep inside. It absolutely makes her scream out in pain, and she is not a wimp. It lasts maybe about five minutes.
She looks at me with this unbelievably beseeching expression, and there isn’t a fucking thing I can do.
Is there anything you can do about it, PJ?
Punch her in the nose. It will take her mind off her leg.
Well, I don’t mean for my wife. I mean for yourself when you get it.
Gee, brad, thanks. Never thought of that.
Hotspur, I had a case of sciatica. The great news was that it could be treated by a chiropractor – no surgey or drugs. It can take many visits and solid adherence to the exercises/streching they give you, but in my case, it really cured it.
As a side note, part of what caused it for me was carrying my wallet in my back pocket – whenever I sat down (I sit most of the day at a computer), it was pinching the nerves in my legs. I carry it in the front pocket now, and golly-gee, I haven’t been pick-pocketed since then either. And xbrad, one more reason to “reach into your pocket” IYKWIMAITTYD.
If everyone on the blog takes one of PJM’s kids for a couple of months, she’ll only have to worry about PJD and two chill’runs. Easy, peasy!
Get the MRI and make sure it isn’t anything in the leg. Then they check the back.
If it is pressure on a nerve, decompression therapy or surgery are pretty much the two options I know of. You can get the doc to prescribe something for the pain.
what makes you think its about to happen pjm?
“I once drunkenly tried to slip it in the discharge vent, and my wife made some noises that sounded a whole lot like Flipper the dolphin.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Snort. Cough.
For my sciatica, I take 1600 to 2400mg of Ibuprofen, daily.
When my sciatica acts up it feels like someone is sticking a knife in my butt and running it down my leg to my ankle.
I would wish that kind of pain on al Qaeda and Osama. But not even Bob or Ocean Cat deserve that kind of pain.
But not even Bob or Ocean Cat deserve that kind of pain.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
Holy shit, guys. Who knew?
Vmax, that is exactly the way she describes it. Like someone just stabbed her in the leg and is twisting the blade.
If everyone on the blog takes one of PJM’s kids for a couple of months
I can take two – I have herding dogs. And the summer is coming – the yard needs moving, hedges trimmed, claymores serviced, …..
I worked for a chiropractor hotspur and I got treatment that way, but I’ll tell ya, it hurt worse before it got better through the chiropractor. I had pain in my thigh as well
kid run!
Vmax/Hotspur – I always describe it as a, “Hot knife being twisted into my thigh.”
hotspur, do you use a chiropractor? I didn’t for a long time – thought they were witch doctors. The sciatica changed all that for me. Mine cured me – the medical doc was useless.
For my sciatica, I take 1600 to 2400mg of Ibuprofen, daily.
Baaaaad juju, mcpo. Very bad. That will cause ulcers and all sorts of other mean nasty things.
and all sorts of other mean nasty things.
Well, if they are OLD mean nasty things, they’ll blend right in.
Wiser – It’s the difference between being active or resorting to that scooter that you all kid me about.
Wiser – It’s the difference between being active or resorting to that scooter that you all kid me about.
I’m hip, but you should try to find something other than an NSAID. They can really tear you up inside with long-term use.
and my mom’s house isn’t going to be available till August
Can’t you up the poison levels a little and get the job done sooner?
I had it happen 2x in 6 months where i was in agony for 2 weeks straight. I started taking magnesium and it might be a coincidence, but I have not had any further problems. I tell everyone to try it is cheep $5 a bottle and I would spend $500 to not have that kind of pain.
Yeah, you don’t want to take motrin long term, not at any dose.
Surgeon just called me here at work. Took a little longer than they thought it would because of scar tissue, but it went well and he’s in recovery.
I can visit after 7 pm.
*rests forehead on table for one minute*
find something other than an NSAID. What is the alternative?
Laura – Please give Scott my best wishes for a speedy recovery!
We were kidding him about the scooter?
Great Laura
Give my regards to Scott when you see him.
So how long before Laura starts laying the strapon to poor Scott?
We were kidding him about the scooter?
If you hadn’t run off 2,000 miles to avoid me, you would have seen what a fine specimen of manhood I am!
So how long before Laura starts laying the strapon to poor Scott?
If they wait too long, the incision will heal and she’ll have lost a chance to fuck with him in a new way.
That’s great Lauraw!
I’m sitting here in Mrs. Pupster’s room, she don’t feel so good. Waiting until the pain subsides from her gut. Did you know that when they do the minimally invasive surgery, they inflate your abdomen with gas so they have more room to move around in there?
True story. I guess it feels like getting kicked in the stomach.
Congrats, lauraw. Give scott our best wishes when you see him, and slip the surgeon a little tongue.
I’m glad he’s ok laura. I can’t imagine the stress you guys are under
Rawr mcpo
Yeah, Pups. Usually the event that signifies they are ready to go home is when they can pass gass.
How charming.
Give her a good nuzzle. She’ll like that.
Congrats, lauraw. Give scott our best wishes when you see him, and slip the surgeon a little
tonguehump.fixt
Agile, I mean my mom’s rental house, but I could be convinced to kill off her tenants
Gotta run – training class on Thurs. nites.
Best wishes for your wife, pupster. I think a bracelet of the stones is a great idea.
Bring back more good news about scott, laura.
If I were a praying man, I’d had to start my evening prayers now, what with all of us falling apart. Knock it off, I say!
Good news, lauraw. Give him our best.
Pups, that gas usually rises to the shoulder area and hurts something fierce. Don’t tell her though. She’s been through enough already.
Say hi to Scott for me too, Laura. So glad it went well.
best wishes and speedy healing to Scott, Mrs. Pupster, Vmax’s niece, Sohos, Ember’s friend, Paulitics, and anyone else I missed.
Can we please ban songs, ads, and anything else on the radio with the sound of sirens, honking horns, or brakes screeching?
A comment on FB from a lefty loon in-law (atheist too, BTW).
“Jesus would have supported health care reform, he healed the sick for free. He turned water into wine and he even walked on water just for the hell of it. Jesus was one cool dude… If only “ALL” of his Right wing followers could follow his example.”
A response from my awesome nephew’s awesomely pretty 26 year old wife:
“My dear friend, I am a right winger that can make Rusk look like a pussycat, yet I am VERY charitable- to whom I want when I want. I think I payed too much attention at my internship for the Wayne County Prosecutors’ Office at the unemployed crack heads wearing $200 jeans or the baby daddies that did not want to get a… job because their wages would be garnished for the back child support for the 5 kids they had with 5 different women becuase they can’t figure out how to wear a condom! I was offended by your earlier statement. I teach my boys to be charitable but will never force it upon them, just hope they will do it because it is the right thing to do- despite their politics- here is to hoping they get my political astutness 🙂 Love ya!”
Are farting sounds still okay, Roamy?
Oops, I meant 36 year old.
Oops, I meant 36 year old.
Dammit!
Great news, Laura.
What’s this about inflating your gut with air? Is that what they do during a colectomy? ‘Cause if it is, I’m not …
Oh who am I kidding? I’ll spend my hospital time blasting away at everyone who walks past my room.
Clint, yes.
I was driving to pick up my kids, and an ad started with the sound of screeching brakes. It’s been raining all day, and HSV drivers aren’t the best. Even worse, I had just pulled out into the intersection to make a left turn. To borrow a phrase from Rosetta, I had to change my diaper afterwards. Then on the drive home, there’s a song with a siren wail in it, so I checked the rearview mirror for an ambulance.
Roamy, my dear, I think you need to put your feet up and relax just a bit. That’s an order.
Maybe later. Right now, I need to get back to cleaning my daughter’s bedroom and finding whatever it is that smells so bad in there. I have a bad feeling that a mouse has died where I can’t clean him out.
Thanks Ms. Romy.
Please pinch Scott for me when you see him tonight lauraw since a hug would prolly hurt
Our poor, sick blog. Hugs and best wishes for all of the hurt or afflicted.
Hi, FIGF! I hope you feel okay today!!!!!
how are you feeling Patty Ann?
*Summons priest from The Exorcist to administer last rites to this poor, pitful poat.*
Hahaha
The American Entertprise Institute sent David Frum down the road talking to himself.
What a tool.
David Frum makes David Brooks look like a Tea Partier!
Chief, do you know of Australian Damper Bread?
New and improved post.
Now with more crap!