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I wonder how many awards this poat will win.
It’ll only get the one for what is likely the longest video posted ever.
Although even that’s not a sure thing, considering it’s not lesbian porn
It’ll only get the one for what is likely the longest video posted ever.
Hahahaha.
Over 36,000 people have viewed that video.
I wonder how many people have watched it the whole way through. Must be 10’s of people
My universe isn’t big enough for another 1:43:03.
I could listen to Ron White for an hour and 43 minutes. I know he’s funny.
If you think the video is boring you should read the comments.
I was looking through them to see if there were any smartass ones. None.
Very disappointing.
“I wonder how many awards this poat will win.”
I know it’s up for the,
“Pleasingly plump bald douche that acts like a Fat Ginger” Award.
I love Ron White. Should I be concerned, my daughter does also.
>> Should I be concerned, my daughter does also
Yes.
I don’t really know, I just always say yes to that question. Concern is usually the right choice.
I’m giving this poat the coveted Hugh Jorgan award.
I wouldn’t be to concerned that she gets his humor. I’d be damned concerned if she tries to emulate his lifestyle.
She’s a very straight arrow. Maybe he reminds her of me.
“Pleasingly plump bald douche that acts like a Fat Ginger” Award.
I didn’t know Dave had an award named after him. That’s pretty cool.
As it turns out, fat drunk and stupid is kind of one way to go through life.
Mare, you don’t seem like the type to guzzle straight scotch and smoke cigars while you stand around and make incredibly cynical observations about the world around you. You just don’t give off a Ron White vibe on here.
She’s a very straight arrow. Maybe he reminds her of me.
No one cares about that, chubs.
Should I start guzzling scotch and smoking cigars?
Should I start guzzling scotch and smoking cigars?
Well, it’s no longer morning in most of the country, so smoke cigars and and guzzle scotch until 6am tomorrow. At this point it will be morning again, so you have to wait 6 hours or else your family will come whining to you about some problem you don’t have despite how much they think you do.
Should I start guzzling scotch and smoking cigars?
It’s after noon in TX. Church should be let out by now. So hellfuckingpussyassed yes.
Ok, but maybe I should start in the church parking lot. They’re already pissed at me for flicking cigarette butts in the shrubs.
Fuckit I said, get a butt can and we won’t have a problem.
shouldn’t start, that’s what I meant, I meant that.
Is your daughter well Dave?
Much better thanks. Able to keep soup down, and a sammich. She feels tired and beat up, but otherwise ok.
Morning, fartknockers.
Morning El Douche
Dave, I’d give your daughter a hug, but I’ve no desire to meet your gun collection.
Hugs are ok Brad. And thanks.
Just watch your hands. You know I will.
Have any of you ignorant sluts seen the most recent Indian Jones flick that came out a couple of years ago?
If so, what did you think about it?
Maybe the best site ever.
http://www.comicbookhotties.com/
Next time she needs an IV, Dave, lemme know. I gotta practice a bit. It’s been a while since I’ve hooked one up.
They put two units of fluids in her Friday. She was definitely running low.
That American Al-Qaeda douche Adam Gadahn was just arrested in Pakistan.
I sure hope they immediately mirandized him.
I’m wondering what is going on in Pakistan that accounts for the recent slew of high-level captures. The ISI is weaselly bunch of fucks.
Gotta wonder if they thought the current leadership of Taliban/AQ was getting too big for its britches and they wanted to put their guys in.
The Pakistani-intel game is a tricky one. Feels to me like we’ve opened up a little more to pull down some wins, but that’s just speculation on my part, no way to know.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“No one cares about that, chubs.”
When you meet me, you are going to feel sooooo badly about your slurs.
“I sure hope they immediately mirandized him.”
I hope they mirandize him with a shovel, a tazer, a picture of xbrad, and electrodes, yes, electrodes are good.
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/matt_yglesias_gets_paid_for_this#more
Matt Yglesias can go and fuck himself with the treefucked skycock of fuckoffedness
I don’t think Rosetta suffers from remorse.
Here’s a good splodey from the headlines over at AoSHQ, soldier blows up a fuel tanker with an M203 grenade launcher (or whatever the modern equivalent might be).
http://tinyurl.com/ycyxw4h
When you meet me, you are going to feel sooooo badly about your slurs.
http://tinyurl.com/yhxtxqb
see?
so one of my little wiener dogs had to go to the hospital this morning. He has a slipped disc and he can’t walk. I have to keep him secluded in a kennel (at home) for the next 30 days. Poor baby. He had an xray that showed us where it is. They gave us 3 types of pills for him.
Oh! and one year ago today I broke my leg
What happened to the weiner dog, Sohos?
Did you fall on him?
Sorry to hear about your puppy Sohos.
Glad though to hear you’ve finally put a year between you and that awful accident. I seen yore laig (sorta). Looks good.
No, it is a breed issue
I’m wondering what is going on in Pakistan that accounts for the recent slew of high-level captures. The ISI is weaselly bunch of fucks.
I was wondering the same thing. I thought our ability to get our hands on the bad guys in Pakistan would decrease after Musharraf left but it’s been the opposite.
Something’s happening here. What it is ain’t exactly clear.
Goodness, you’ve been through a lot in a year, Sohos.
No, it is a breed issue
Your leg?
Have they bred them so short that they inevitably have back problems?
Sad.
Something’s happening here. What it is ain’t exactly clear.
I C WUT U DID THERE
*raises hand*
If I may offer my uneducated opinion…it could be that this administration is much more open to talks with the Taliban, and the ISI doesn’t want that to happen, maybe because they’ve been running the operation from the get-go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs
That’s a thought, Pups, but it’s an open secret that ISI has been in bed with AQ/Taliban. I don’t know how much you could say they’ve been running them though.
I mean, that’s like saying a dog owner is running the dog, when the dog is rabid.
Mare, come here. I have something for you.
http://tinyurl.com/yjovw6z
You always know what I like.
formica?
Dave, is old.
ok tupperware
‘Sup, beaches?
I like the analogy Brad…would the dog owner be better off to shoot the dog himself, or let animal control catch it with the owner’s name on a tag around it’s neck?
Topical musica.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dvrir5kig
You always know what I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMhFVAUkL4
If I may offer my uneducated opinion…it could be that this administration is much more open to talks with the Taliban, and the ISI doesn’t want that to happen, maybe because they’ve been running the operation from the get-go.
MOM!!!! THE DOG IS TALKING!!!!!
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMhFVAUkL4”
HA! May I use that?
May I use that?
No.
HA! May I use that?
Yes but you have to give me “the business” first.
MCPO, did you get big boy internet access or are you still using the kind where you plug your computer into a potato?
“The Business”
http://tinyurl.com/ylkvdzr
The potato was paricularly clean, TYVM!
MOM!!!! THE DOG IS TALKING!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/y8etpxj
Nerts to you.
“Yes but you have to give me “the business” first.”
Wait, let me get the cumin first.
where’s my goddamned sunshine?
oh, wait.. sunday before Spring Break.
Always sucks here.
*kick Rosetta in the vajazzled vajay.
*kick Rosetta in the vajazzled vajay.
hahahahahaha…..HUGE MISTAKE…I PICTURED THAT.
Givin im the business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl-s5O7n95A
Mare, this is supposed to be for exercise, not what you do with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus
Wait, let me get the cumin first.
Hahahaha.
*knock knock*
Cumin.
Pakistan is sending the Taliban a message: you need us, so drop and lick the dust off our shoes.
The Taliban over the past few years had become extremely bold. When Allied Forces and the Afghan government decided to work with the Taliban rather than against them, Palistan panicked lest the Taliban secede from Pakistani control. The hope is that the Taliban in Pakistan will learn its lesson and, whether in Afghanistan or Pakistan, follow Islamabad’s orders.
I don’t think this has to do with who’s in charge -the civilians know that trying to control military affairs is the shortest route to a coup (see Nawaz Sharif v. General Pervez Musharraf). The military is trying, and has always been trying, to keep itself relevant not only to American interests but also able to exert influence in the region through proxies (who tend to be terrorists, whether in Afghanistan, Iran, or India).
These actions shouldn’t make us too happy. Once the proxies learn their lessons and allies (US, Afghanistan, Iran) are chuffed, the military will go back to its old ways.
There is another reason too, which complicates issues. America finds information and passes it to Pakistani authorities demanding action. America had become much, much more assertive (witness the increased unilateral drone attacks in Pakistani territory). Pakistan knows that if it doesn’t act, America will, which will be damaging to the Pakistani government. So, they spring into action.
So the key is to keep convincing Pakistan that it is in its strategic interest to help us to the best of its ability, and to do so consistently, not just when it’s convenient.
I like pie.
Moon, thanks for that interpretation. I think that’s somewhat along the lines of what I was thinking, only with a lot more nuance.
Of course, complicating the US assertiveness is the fear that if we push too hard, we’ll lose Pakistan. And losing a nuke country to the radicals is not an optimum outcome.
off topic the extreme make over home edition that count and mesa did will air April 4th
I told Moo’n to say all that.
**drops a Hellfire missile on Rosetta’s forehead**
It’s time for today’s episode of Dr. Tran.
If I could have you all come to Texas for a big sooper gig, it’d be at Gruene Hall, dancing, beer and longnecks.
Whose turn is to kill xbrad?
**raises hand**
Xbrad is a semi-nice boy, we don’t need to kill him.
I don’t recall giving you permission to speak, beasn.
Great poat. I can’t stop laughing from the cosmology lecture. That one will have me giggling all week.
Gruene Hall kicks ass.
We could also go tubing on the Guadalupe where Dave could do a dramatic reenactment of the “Long Island Sound Incident.”
Friday and Saturday had a total of 54 cake orders.
beasn did 44. Doesn’t sound like much, but cake orders are custom. Regular cakes for the case are simple and I can rack a bunch of those.
I’m pooped.
I don’t recall giving you permission to speak, beasn.
Did Mrs. Rosetta let you out of the basement again?
better pooped than pooped on
How much of your business is repeat business Beasns?
http://tinyurl.com/ylql2fd
http://tinyurl.com/ygh4y2q
MOM!!!
BEASN IS POOPING ON THE BLOG AGAIN!!!
*head swivels in pupster’s direction*
*narrows eyes*
PUPSTER!!
*tackles pupster*
*puts pupster in headlock, grabs his feet and wraps them around his ears*
It was MY nightmare.
*puts a pound of pig poos in shipping container*
*marks them as ‘chocolate covered raisins*
*sends them to xbrad*
Wut?
You mean from the other night?
http://tinyurl.com/yh8uovk
Beer run!
How many do I need to get you?
When I get back I will rub your feet Beasn
You mean from the other night?
yes, but my nightmare was worse than cartoon peen. It was a real set.
*puts pieces of duct tape all over pupster’s fur*
MOM!!! MOON IS LURKING AGAIN!!!
I’m sorry Beasns. If it makes you feel any better, Xbrad is scared of huge genitalia also, but for a totally different reason.
It’s true, Pupster. I scare myself shitless every time I look down.
That’s a lot of cakes, bison.
And who the hell would make a naked mole rat cake?
Freak.
Mare, how old are you?
http://tinyurl.com/y9ekpxu
Romy asked about what I think of Soldier’s Angels the other day.
You should go read this, and click the link to Michael Yon.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2010/03/07/soldiers-angels-saving-lives/
Took the Mrs to the airport so she can head down to Airman Leadership School. I’m on my own until April 9. To do:
1. Dishes
2. Laundry
3. Grocery Shopping
Doing:
1: Sitting
2. Commenting
1. Paper plates, plastic cups and silverware
2. No woman, no pants
3. Put pants on for pizza delivery
Took the Mrs to the airport so she can head down to Airman Leadership School. I’m on my own until April 9. To do:
1. Dishes
2. Laundry
3. Grocery Shopping
Doing:
1: Sitting
2. Commenting
Hahahahahahaha. 1 week of bachelor living is excellent but a month is a friggin’ long time.
Try to remember to wear clothes some of the time.
I’ll likely get to my to do list shortly. My present excuse is that I’m letting lunch settle. I actually have to do all those things for my own sake, particularly laundry. I need clean shorts for the gym tomorrow, and I’d rather cook my own food than eat pizza.
and I’d rather cook my own food than eat pizza.
Huh?!
Ah. Coed gym.
Huh?!
I cook pretty well. About the only thing I can’t make better at home is stuffed pizza, and I’m off that these days anyhow.
“Mare, how old are you?”
I would look like this (gross):
Leon, do you have children?
Leon, do you have children?
Not that I’m aware of. Why? What have you heard?
I would look like this (gross):
http://cache.gawker.com/hollywood/drew-barrymore-GG.jpg
You’re hot.
“What have you heard?”
It’s cool, someone was trying to pass these off as yours but I didn’t believe them:
http://tinyurl.com/yk5z3vl
Time to go to a v-ball tournament.
Will be back much latter. Continue to cause tears in the time-stupidity continuum.
My kids will be able to levitate like that, but those aren’t them.
It’s the only way to reach stuff on high shelves. Inevitably, this will be a skill my children learn.
It’s cold in here.
http://tinyurl.com/23vkyx
I like the chocolate ones…..sywm.
Off to give pig pedicures.
Then to give beasnette a driving lesson.
*puts on helmet*
So, Leon is not only black, he’s Maasai?
Aren’t such people tooooootally unwelcome by us white conservative types? Em, you white conservative types, I mean. I’m a brown splodeytype conservative.
I just know the Maasai are tall.
I wish I were Maasai. It’d make me easier to find in a crowd. I eat like them, though.
I’m as white as they come, Mo’on. Short and squat to boot. You’d be hard-pressed to claim I was even the same species as those guys.
Crap, was that raaaaaaacist?
You’re not that brown Muslihoon. Ya’ll are closer to causcasian than brown.
Moon, can I steal your above comment about the ISI to poat at my place?
Should Carla Bruni have worn a bra?
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article7050266.ece
Duh!
Happy Birfday H2 and Happy Anniversary to SoHos!
Should Carla Bruni have worn a bra?
I vote no…but she ought to eat a cheeseburger or two.
Should Carla Bruni have worn a bra?
Uhhhhh … brb
I think I speak for all the men here when I say I (would like to) support Carla Bruni.
Does Seen M. poon still hurt, or do I need to kick it again?
Should Carla Bruni have worn a bra?
No. But she’s one of the very few that can get away with that.
More Carla Bruni pics here:
http://tinyurl.com/ylxfjt8
Cuz I’m a giver.
Poor Carla. If the First Klingon had just been there, no one would have paid her any attention.
From the “I told you so” department: http://article.nationalreview.com/427046/a-bright-shining-green-lie/rich-lowry?page=1
Any DPUD’ers you need to clean up the sunglasses spam on every thread over there. Or not, just saying there is a crapload of it.
Well, V, the future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Crap. It wasn’t Fat Adam they caught today.
Okay, procrastinating over. Time to get to my list.
Iceland is teh fuxxored.
http://tinyurl.com/yab9nof
Hey! How come we don’t get sunglasses spam?
That’s bullshit.
I need a nap and will have a house full of family in the next few minutes zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Heheheh
Good one X
Iceland is teh fuxxored.
Not Scandis, strictly speaking, but schadenfreude is still appropriate.
Not Scandis, strictly speaking, but schadenfreude is still appropriate.
Haha. True but the domino effect concerns me. Have you read this Steyn:
http://tinyurl.com/yl594lg
Bu why should the people of Iceland pay for privately incurred debt? Why the hell is everyone pressuring them to?
Have you read this Steyn
Yes. My copy’s out being bronzed right now.
Unfortunately, as we saw in 2008, this kind of shit leaves a big opening for statists to ride in promising rescue, even though their ilk caused the problem to begin with.
* favorite quote alert fires *
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I’m going to grille a steak and you can’t stop me.
Nerts to you.
Pupster, my grandmother’s nickname was Nerts. I would love to know how she got that nickname.
Mr. Beasn was going to barbecue but discovered he left his grill out and open these past several months. It rusted out.
Told him to go buy another one. Now.
I’m going to grille a steak and you can’t stop me
Gas? Charcoal? Open flame?
What cut?
Laundry started, dishes done. Break time to eat before shopping.
Mr. Beasn was going to barbecue but discovered he left his grill out and open these past several months. It rusted out.
That oughtta be a crime.
Propane and propane accessories.
Porterhouse. Medium rare, seared on the outside, red inside.
Porterhouse. Medium rare, seared on the outside, red inside.
Nice. Reminds me of breakfast.
California, also fuxxored.
Check out Gov. Brown regarding the ticking time bomb that is the pension plan for California’s public employees.
He makes a point about defined benefit pension plans vs defined contribution plans and then immediately explodes his own argument. Hahahaha. Idiot.
http://tinyurl.com/yk8oddk
If he becomes Governor I’m shorting a shitload of California muni bonds. Hahaha.
Propane and propane accessories.
That’s right. I forgot you were a customer of that fellow over in Arlen.
Porterhouse. Medium rare, seared on the outside, red inside.
Excellent.
I got some nice petite sirloins ready to grill.
If he becomes Governor I’m shorting a shitload of California muni bonds. Hahaha.
Wouldn’t that require someone to go long on those? Who the hell’s gonna do that?
If he becomes Governor I’m shorting a shitload of California muni bonds.
Why wait?
Hmmm … wonder what CDS spreads on CA munis look like right about now.
I’m going to be 56 soon. What are the odds that I will ever collect a social security check large enough to buy a weeks worth of groceries? Nevermind. Let me float down the deNile River, blissful in my ignorance.
Godfather II is on.
Michael just smacked up Kay.
Bu why should the people of Iceland pay for privately incurred debt? Why the hell is everyone pressuring them to?
I believe what happened is that the Icelandic government took over the bank in an attempt to stave off a panic and a complete financial collapse.
The assumption was that as long as the entire financial system didn’t blow up, the Icelandic government would eventually be able to make good on the money owed to UK and Holland’s depositors.
When their entire financial system shit its pants that plan was FUBARed. UK and Holland appear to have negotiated with the Icelandic government but the government has no way to pay it. So they are trying to pass this referendum which would basically be a new tax on the taxpayers of Iceland to pay back the clients from the bank in UK and Holland.
It’s a gigantic cloisterfark.
Wouldn’t that require someone to go long on those? Who the hell’s gonna do that?
Greedy stupid people.
Godfather IIDumb and Dumber is on.Michael just smacked up KayNice set of hooters ya got there.Greedy stupid people.
The greater fool theory in action.
The greater fool theory in action.
As reliable as gravity.
What’s your soup du jour?
That’s our soup of the day.
That sounds good. I’ll have that.
I have to laugh as every Icelander I know thinks they are s-o-o-o superior to Americans.
http://tinyurl.com/y92xgca
Rosetta, any former Soviet will tell you that government control and command economies ROCK!!!
Greedy stupid people.
Mmmm, victims in waiting. So, where’s the link that lets me subscribe to the “Shorting CA” newsletter? I’ve gambled on dumber things (like mutual funds).
Comment by Pupster on March 7, 2010 7:27 pm
http://tinyurl.com/y92xgca
Hahahahahahaha.
Bwahahahahaha!!! Mr. RFH’s cousin is upset that she won’t get to watch the Oscars tonight because of some feud between ABC and her cable company.
On the list of Things I Care About
109,678. Tiger Woods
109,679. The Oscars
109,680. What people are wearing at the Oscars
109,681. Possible salmonella from eating Scottish blancmange pudding.
Actually, one reason to go long on a California muni is the premise that if GM is “too big to fail” the State of California most certainly is.
Thanks, Obama.
Rosetta, any former Soviet will tell you that government control and command economies ROCK!!!
Communism: Because life is hard and I miss my mommy.
Hahaha … the snowman scene in Dumb and Dumber makes me laugh every time.
Damned juvenile sense of humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAaLhzRSzac
Communism: Because life is hard and I miss my mommy.
But Rosetta, it is moral for those who have to give to those who don’t.
Rocket Chick!!!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!
I wouldn’t watch the Oscars for money.
I do hope there is some good anti-teaparty and anti-Sarah Palin idiocy however.
I’ve seen Avatar, The Hurt Locker and the Blind Side. IMHO, not one is worthy of a Best Picture Oscar.
I have to laugh as every Icelander I know thinks they are s-o-o-o superior to Americans.
It’s hardly just Iceland that thinks this way. The only thing Mark Steyn ever gave me a reason for optimism about is that one day there won’t be any eurotrash left to talk down to us.
I’ve seen Avatar, The Hurt Locker and the Blind Side. IMHO, not one is worthy of a Best Picture Oscar.
The only one I’ve seen is “Up” which I really liked.
Leon – I didn’t find that attitude prevelant in the working classes of other European countries, except for the Icelanders, Scandis and the Germans.
Rosetta!
http://tinyurl.com/y99zl9x
Romy?
http://tinyurl.com/yay44b4
Rosetta!
http://tinyurl.com/y99zl9x
http://tinyurl.com/6j6xfp
I’m sure that exchange was funny, but since the network blocks all tinyurl links. . .
MCPO, I did specify eurotrash. Unfortunately, most of the babies are going to go away along with the bathwater.
Okay, time to go buy meat for the week, maybe a vegetable or 2.
MCPO has 1930s internet.
Oh…Sorry Chief. Give this a try.
MCPO?
JENGA!!!!
Pupster – Thanks! I like keeping warm.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Okay, I will stop trying to be Mare now.
I found a few Germans who thought they were superior, but it wasn’t too fucking hard to remind them that I and my 150,000 compatriots there might be guests of their government, but we didn’t start that way.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Okay, I will stop trying to be Mare now.
Hahahahahaha.
Did you do anything fun this weekend RC?
XBrad, saw the fuel tanker blow up real good. Thanks.
Don’t be like that, Romy.
Here…let me buy you a drink. You want to do a little role-play?
L to R
Romy, Pupster
VMAX:
Alice sent an email to Pixy about the sunglasses spam.
I’m just waiting for the spambots to become self aware
Yeah, that was a nice bit, Romy.
I saw that a month or two ago, and never got around to poating it, but when I hit a dry spell like I’m in now, I take what I can get.
I’m not planning on watching the Oscars, but lemme just say that Sandra was fucking adorable in BlindSide.
Rosie, I unearthed a bunch of funny and/or happy ending videos to cheer myself up.
Oh, Romy, lemme tell ya, I lurves a “happy ending”
I lurves a “happy ending”
Don’t we all. Don’t we all.
You want to do a little role-play?
I lurves a “happy ending”
Pupster and Xbrad are reminding me of Friday night and phat’s suggestion. 🙂
That’ll work, too, Romita.
reminding me of Friday night and phat’s suggestion
AIR MATTRESS SALE!!!!
It’s pretty fucked up when the Air Force guy has a good point.
Yaaaaaay!
I’m not gonna pet that dog.
I don’t want to know what is in his fur!
g’head, MCPO, rub his “tummy”
this looks good, and easy –
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Tiramisu-Cheesecake/Detail.aspx
Academy Awards or Old School on TBS. Decisions, decisions.
How good can Old School be after TBS bowlderizes it?
I’ve got Silverado on DVD.
How good can Old School be after TBS bowlderizes it?
4.7 million times better than the Acadummy Awards. Approximately.
I have Top Secret, but I have to wait until the kids go to bed.
heh
http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1701923#1701923
I have Top Secret
If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
I downloaded The Lovely Bones. Maybe I’ll watch it someday.
Important UPDATE
I am home.
and yet, you still haven’t brought me a sammich, Car in…
MOM!!!! CAR IN’S HOME!!!
*Hands xbrad alfalfa sprout sammich.*
Don’t say I never gave you nothing.
MCPO, check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRt8YRUYahE
Tat, I was thinking good thoughts about you.
Was.
Xbrad, hon, I’m perfectly ok if you don’t think about me.
Honest.
Besides alfalfa sprouts are yummy.
*Hands xbrad alfalfa sprout sammich.*
That’s not a sammich, that’s two pieces of bread that fell off of the picnic table!
Hi Tattoo!
I bought a pair or work shoes (note to self never buy shoes while drinking) They were not work shoes so I was going to send them back.
Zeke ate them.
I just bought more work shoes, and I have not had anything to drink.
Zeke ate a 16 gb memory card yesterday.
He has bones to chew on.
sammich? I have laundry to do and crap to put away. Right now, alls imma gonna do is drink this beer, though, so you’re shit outta luck.
Rosie – That chair is SWEET!
South Beach Diet is awesome. I love it. So much energy and never hungry. Discovered smoked mozzarella at the corner store and think I’m going to marry it.
On the other hand, I made these again today for Scott and can’t have any.
http://bit.ly/a6hTmx
The house smells fantastic.
Holy crap Vmax. I’d be wearing golden slippers if he’d chewed up a pair of my shoes. I damned near skinned my neighbors for ruining a pair of irreplacable harley sandals that were fucking awesome.
Zeke ate them.
To give you a little hope, Buddy was a chewing machine up until he turned 1 years old. We haven’t lost anything in about 3 months now.
That should read skinned my neighbors dog.
“There ain’t nothin’ in Chicago for a monkey woman to do…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhSh_7gMlM
Here’s a taste, Romy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdDJFpfHW8c
Zeke will be 1 the 17th of this month Brew, I hope he follows in Buddies footsteps!
Max chewed stuff until he was 3. Bad Max!
Zeke only eats my stuff Tattoo, he could care less about anything but peeing on the neighbors stuff.
xBrad – Got any videos of trains going into tunnels or fireworks?
I wish Kathy Griffin was on fire so I could not piss on her.
She is seriously the unfunniest person on earth. Dumb douche ginger whore.
http://tinyurl.com/yls2meb
Yum Lauraw!
Rosetta – To whence does your link go??
‘Sup, jagoffs?
Just for you, MCPO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80g01x1jQ
jagoffs
I’ll remind you that I was enlisted and didn’t work with the Judge Advocate General.
It goes here MCPO.
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/03/lewd-comedian-kathy-griffin-says-sarah-palin-gave-mccain-a-blwjb-video/
xBrad – Talk about your happy ending!!
Seen, does your poon still hurt, or are you over getting pushed down like a fat ugly ginger?
I’ll remind you that I was enlisted and didn’t work with the Judge Advocate General.
Do people really call them jagoffs?
Hey, BiW, how’s my ass taste?
RACIST!
Hey, BiW, how’s my ass taste?
I dunno. Brad and I have never discussed it. I know he’s a private person, and there are things I never wanted to know.
dang now I’m hungry again.
Why is talking about the taste of Sean’s ass making Dave hungry?
On second thought, that’s a question I don’t actually want the answer to.
Okay, now I’m worried.
Tatts – Exactly!?
Cool they use gasoline bombs to kill nesting African weaver birds. Kill up to 200 million of them a year. There are billions and growing.
XBrad, I saw your link to Michael Yon’s story on Soldier’s Angels. I sent my nephew a package through Soldier’s Angels, which put him on the mailing list. He said he got a lot more packages, though he usually got 10 bars of soap a month. We joked that they were trying to tell him something.
Billy Mahr. The only time he was remotely funny was when “Politically Incorrect” was still a cable show, and it had more to do with the panels he had then anything he did.
Bill Maher is the world’s only statist libertarian. And a giant douche.
Why is talking about the taste of Sean’s ass making Dave hungry?
Hahahahahaha.
Bill Maher is the world’s only statist libertarian. And a giant douche.
Regular, or vinegar and water?
BiW – I’ve always found Mahr to be an egotistical, unfunny twatwaffle.
I’ve heard that they call the token conservative seat on the panel of his HBO show “the Satan chair.”
And if we had a token liberal here, I’d move that we would call them “Shuttlecock”.
Ok, I’m gonna go watch a movie. Might drop by next week.
The last funny thing Bill Maher was involved in was Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
Finally finished my list, had to go out twice because I forgot cat fud the first time.
And if we had a token liberal here, I’d move that we would call them “Shuttlecock”.
I don’t think that would work. That’s Roamy’s nickname for her husband.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U
I forgot cat fud the first time.
Does Elmer have the “cat fud”??
cat fud
Ob-vi-ous!
http://bacn.me/13hy
Hey Chief, you said tinyurl was blocked, what about bacn.me?
Excellent recall, Pup, got it in one.
Pup wins!
Fire ant swarms teh suck!
Roamy’s nickname for her husband
Mr. RFH has expressly forbidden me to divulge his nickname here. Phooey.
>> On second thought, that’s a question I don’t actually want the answer to.
Why I oughta…
http://tinyurl.com/yeewlhx
Mr. RFH has expressly forbidden me to divulge his nickname here. Phooey.
Endeavor?
Romy – That one worked.
Moon left us a new poat. I suspect it will explode.
Geez, post videos that were already posted here over a year ago.