Use her manual

Someone *cough huge uterus cough* gave me the keys to this here blog thingy, so…

Derp.

Update: In case there was any confusion, yes, I was talking about PJM.

July 10, 2009
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, Beauty Personified, fat chicks, FUCK SALT!!!, homophobe, meghan mccain fat, Totally Nude . . Author: Sean M.

60 Comments

  1. Comment by mesablue on July 10, 2009 3:42 am

    Nice.

  2. Comment by pajama momma on July 10, 2009 3:44 am

    BWAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    nice youtube embed………..dude

  3. Comment by pajama momma on July 10, 2009 3:56 am

    sure, make my comment look like it doesn’t make any sense

    thanks

    YOU SUCK!!!!

    funny video though

  4. Comment by Sean M. on July 10, 2009 5:09 am

    MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You’ll live to regret this!!!!

    (Damn, did I type that out loud?)

  5. Comment by Americano on July 10, 2009 7:21 am

    Hey Sean.

  6. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 10, 2009 9:07 am

    Morning hotsnausages

  7. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 10, 2009 9:12 am

    Shamelessly lifted from AoS
    http://tinyurl.com/krcyu7

    Caught looking again!

  8. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 10, 2009 9:13 am

    Like I said last night, I don’t blame him for looking. (begin macro) If a Republican President had done this…(end macro)

  9. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:16 am

    http://www.break.com/index/turtle-revenge.html TBOM Tries to get too comfortable with a turtle

  10. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 10, 2009 9:16 am

    By the way, DiT, nice post this morning over there. I’m sending that link around.

  11. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:18 am

    Oh, and somebody better tell Pixy that I can’t get to the comments.

  12. Comment by lauraw on July 10, 2009 9:28 am

    Hi Eddie, I emailed Pixy, he replied that you are the only one having this problem and it’s not an accident.

  13. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:30 am

    ^oh, thanks.

  14. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:31 am

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=809_1247118675 BTW, I see why Sosho REALLY was busy last night

  15. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:32 am

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/07102009/news/regionalnews/biff__wham__pow__178573.htm Michael was in NYC?

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 9:36 am

    it’s not an accident.

    So, what you’re saying is, it’s a conspiracy. It’s about time.

  17. Comment by daveintexas on July 10, 2009 9:39 am

    >> nice post this morning

    fanks

  18. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 9:40 am

    G’morning, turds & turdettes!

  19. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:43 am

    yeah, dave, and thanks for giving me something to do at IB, despite it having been done here first.

  20. Comment by lauraw on July 10, 2009 9:43 am

    Yep, nice post Dave.

    Oh how we both laughed and laughed, LauraW and me. Funny stuff.

    I don’t remember that part, but I’ll trust ya sweetie.

  21. Comment by daveintexas on July 10, 2009 9:47 am

    Are you saying it’s old wiserbud? THAT’S OVER THE LINE.

    ..

    Also “laughed” is a codeword. Shhhh!!

  22. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:48 am

    Oh how we both laughed and laughed, LauraW and me. Funny stuff.

    I think that was when Dave put his speedo on.

    I know I laughed and laughed.

    And laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and vomited and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and drank more to erase the image from my brain and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

  23. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:49 am

    Are you saying it’s old wiserbud? THAT’S OVER THE LINE.

    Nah. The idea’s not old. Just …….. pre-tested. Yeah, that’s what I meant.

  24. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:50 am

    I also see that I’m RULING the thread!!!!!

  25. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 9:53 am

    I’m RULING the thread!!!!!

    Quick! Let me put on my sycophant hat. . .

    “That’s wonderful, wiser!”
    “Gee, is there anyone as funny as wiser?”
    “I laughed, I cried. That wiser is the wittiest man on the planet.”

    Now, please excuse me. I have to take a wiser and wipe my Rosetta.

  26. Comment by lauraw on July 10, 2009 9:53 am

    *drops a silent but deadly egg fart in thread*

    *composes face into model of innocence*

  27. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:53 am

    All kidding aside, what is amazing about the Warren Buffet comments is that just a week or so ago, he ripped Obama; now, he seems to be back on board. I wonder if Rahmbo threatened some regulatory oversight of Berkshire-Hathaway.

    But, the “the stimulus isn’t working because it’s too small, and we need another/bigger one” meme seems to be gaining steam on the left, as if (as Dave mentioned) just using the othe r90% of the stimulus that already passed never entered their minds.

    I guess they will come up with any excuses, laughable though it may be, to defend themselves against the truth.

  28. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:53 am

    Qoick! Let me put on my sycophant hat. . .

    Fine work, MCPO. You are now allowed to comment here for one more day.

    I. HAVE. SPOKEN!!

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 9:55 am

    Warren Buffett reminds me of the hangers-on in Roosevelt’s era, the guys that ran NRA and TVA and all that. I’m just hoping we still have a Mellon or two left in the world.

  30. Comment by daveintexas on July 10, 2009 9:56 am

    Eddie, the largest part of Berkshire’s holding are insurance.

    Sorta explains things, you know?

  31. Comment by wiserbud on July 10, 2009 9:56 am

    *drops a silent but deadly egg fart in thread*

    *sniff

    *sniff sniff

    Is PJ here early today?

  32. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 9:58 am

    Dave:

    True.

  33. Comment by daveintexas on July 10, 2009 10:23 am

    Just when you think it’s gonna be a quiet Friday, the whole goddam phone system goes Tango Uniform.

    faaaaack.

  34. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 10:23 am

    That must have been some air biscuit LauraW dropped. . . cleared out the whole place!!

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 10:30 am

    (muffled by gasmask) Still here.

  36. Comment by Americano on July 10, 2009 10:35 am

    I thought the volcano up north spewed. Guess it was just LauraW

  37. Comment by Rosetta on July 10, 2009 10:36 am

    This post sucks.

  38. Comment by Americano on July 10, 2009 10:42 am

    This post blows.

  39. Comment by Edward Von Bear on July 10, 2009 10:44 am

    This post went from suck to blow in just one comment

  40. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 10:45 am

    Is it time for bewbs yet?

  41. Comment by Americano on July 10, 2009 10:46 am

    It’s Saturday here, so I vote “YES”

  42. Comment by Americano on July 10, 2009 10:48 am

    The local vet is currently treating a turtle that was found near death on the beach. He is using Bondo to fill the holes in the shell, and said he would “add fiberglass tomorrow” Pretty neat stuff.

    I envisioned a RoboTurtle that is entirely PJM proof.

  43. Comment by lauraw on July 10, 2009 10:49 am

    what’s killing this thread is Dave’s thread at IB.

  44. Comment by Shim on July 10, 2009 10:51 am

    I need a new skin suit, this post has given me a smell that just won’t go away. Seeen Em should get banhammer!! I will never and I mean NEVER be the same again. Plz don’t call me Roger ,thx. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc435oxD5Bs

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 11:06 am

    Techno Turtle.

  46. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 11:57 am

    Oh crap, now I killed the thread.

  47. Comment by Car in on July 10, 2009 12:17 pm

    Better puppy picture up. On my blog. Top of the page.

  48. Comment by sohos on July 10, 2009 12:25 pm

    eddie bear hahahahahaha That chic with the crutch was great!

  49. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 12:30 pm

    Sohita – What did the Doctor say??

  50. Comment by sohos on July 10, 2009 12:34 pm

    I dont have to go back to see him for 6 months. He is the plastic surgeon that closed the wound and he thinks it looks great. He doesnt want to take the meat from my back out of my leg until after the knee surgery so I dont have to go back to him until Jan. Yay!

  51. Comment by sohos on July 10, 2009 12:35 pm

    He said to keep wearing the compression hose and to keep using the mederma

  52. Comment by sohos on July 10, 2009 12:38 pm

    I’ll get Tommie to take a picture later and post so y’all can see how much better it is looking

  53. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 12:46 pm

    Sohita – Sounds like good news!

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 10, 2009 12:50 pm

  55. Comment by Shim on July 10, 2009 1:11 pm

    Sohos taking vit E will “loosen” strands of scar tissue, to make flatter/less bump-from inside in conjuction w/mederma. Double powwee!! congrats.

  56. Comment by sohos on July 10, 2009 1:19 pm

    The capsules?

  57. Comment by Shim on July 10, 2009 1:20 pm

    Yes

  58. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 10, 2009 1:20 pm

    Sohita – I prefer to smoke it.

  59. Comment by Shim on July 10, 2009 1:22 pm

    Where is this guy and why won’t he bring “The Witch”es boobs?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CtDErVTsoA

  60. Comment by Rosetta on July 10, 2009 1:39 pm

    BBF is up if you’re into that sort of thing.


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