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Your model for today was born March 14th, 1989 in Lake Elsinore, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34D-24-34 at 114 lbs. Please calm yourself and welcome Miss Joselyn Cano!

 

 

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April 19, 2019
Categories: alcohol, asshole, bacon, BBF, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster

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  1. Comment by Pupster on April 19, 2019 4:47 am

    https://tinyurl.com/y3g9tkme

    Yeah but she likes dogs.

    I started that second video, linked to her last name, right on a section of workout video. She is wearing some weird circle patterned stretch pants and doing squats, it creates a sort of optical illusion that might be relevant to Leon’s interests.

  2. Comment by geoff on April 19, 2019 5:28 am

    If she was seated you’d never be able to tip her over.

  3. Comment by Pupster on April 19, 2019 5:38 am

    She’s lump. She’s lump she’s lump.

  4. Comment by Pendejo on April 19, 2019 5:53 am

    Senora Cano has a shirt full of titties. For sure.

  5. Comment by MJ on April 19, 2019 6:21 am

    I love that Pupster just took over BBF again. He knows me so well. LOL

  6. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 7:06 am

    BigBootyFriday

  7. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 7:07 am

    https://register.ubisoft.com/acu-notredame-giveaway/en-US

    Not into this stuff but might check it out for the tour of Notre Dame

  8. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 7:22 am

    https://nypost.com/2019/04/18/golfer-hospitalized-after-bobcat-attack-on-connecticut-course/

  9. Comment by Car in on April 19, 2019 7:35 am

    What’s a decent, non expensive tequila?
    Patron

    wakey wakey

  10. Comment by Car in on April 19, 2019 7:36 am

    Something is wrong with her ass.

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 7:52 am

    Cartoonish.

  12. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 8:13 am

    She is actually quite pretty and her skin is not marred with ink. The whole T::A ratio is just confusing to me. I’d let her eat sausage in bed.

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 8:19 am

    It’s just weird that she paid to have her T&A expanded so bizarrely.

  14. Comment by MJ on April 19, 2019 8:20 am

    I think she’s rather gross. I don’t like the cartoon look.

  15. Comment by MJ on April 19, 2019 8:20 am

    However, 7/10 would smash

  16. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 8:33 am

    No stairs at the wedding, Beasn.

    https://tinyurl.com/yxojx4gz

  17. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 8:53 am

    News this morning:

    “Mueller report was released and the President has NOT been cleared……..in the eyes of some democrats.

  18. Comment by lauraw on April 19, 2019 8:53 am

    I loled, Pepe! So wrong.

  19. Comment by lauraw on April 19, 2019 8:54 am

    That was for the gif

  20. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 9:20 am

    Well, her entrance was memorable…….

  21. Comment by lclintsp on April 19, 2019 9:56 am

    Based on her gross humongo ass I had assumed Leon did this post.

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 10:01 am

    Master trolling:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-rates-babylon-bee-worlds-accurate-news-source

  23. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 10:45 am

    Wagon.

  24. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 10:46 am

    Broad.

  25. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 10:58 am

    Tomato.

  26. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 11:22 am

    Are hip implants a thing? She’s got Kardashiass.

  27. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 11:24 am

    Tho, who’s the big butted blonde who is married to IceT? She said one reason why she got implants was to balance out the big behind.

  28. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 11:29 am

    “Remodeling is the true test of marriage.”

    Truth.

    This project is the closest we have come to killing each other.

  29. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 11:35 am

    No stairs at the wedding, Beasn.

    Pretty sure there won’t be any stairs, thank God. You’d think the name we gave her would have influenced her coordination, but alas, it is not so in her case. If she put on a pair of heels, she’d topple over just standing in them. Hell, one time, she was standing next to me watching something on television, and the next thing I know, she’s on the floor. Barefoot. Lanky girl.

  30. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 11:36 am

    Okay, gotta eat some breakfast and then off to tackle the tile. Pray for oso.

  31. Comment by mare on April 19, 2019 12:33 pm

    Kicked butt cleaning for 5 hours. Got the grocery shopping done and now we have a tornado warning.

    Today’s BBF model has gorgeous skin.

    I laughed at the bride falling down the stairs. I’m sure it ruined everything but pro tip: hold the banister if you’re wearing a long dress, heels and holding a bouquet.

    Imagine (if it’s not your daughter) trying not to laugh. She got up so obviously not hurt but come on, that’s pretty funny.

  32. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 12:42 pm

    We live in interesting times. In listening to the reactions to Mueller’s report, not a single person who hates Trump thinks the report shows him innocent, and not a single person who likes Trump thinks the report shows him guilty.

    It’s almost as if they’re reading two reports.

    Not a single mind was changed. They might as well have redacted the whole fucking thing, or released the whole fucking thing unreacted. No mind would have been changed either way.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 12:43 pm

    Or just released an owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 12:44 pm

    Dems: Hey, this is the owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep. Impeach 45.

  35. Comment by Hotspur on April 19, 2019 12:46 pm

    Repubs: Hey, this is the owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep. No collusion. No obstruction.

  36. Comment by mare on April 19, 2019 12:52 pm

    Well, he’s not getting impeached or further investigated so I think the repubs are right. No effeing collusion, no obstruction.

    Plus, anyone who thinks Trump is a Russian agent or colluder is mental. Seriously, a mentally deficient fool.

  37. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 12:53 pm

    They only want it unredacted so they can find ammo to attack him.

  38. Comment by Pendejo on April 19, 2019 12:58 pm

    I redacted your mom.

  39. Comment by Pendejo on April 19, 2019 1:00 pm

    In a 67 Jeep as a matter of fact.

  40. Comment by Brother Cavil on April 19, 2019 1:00 pm

    The most expensive Rorschach test in American history. With a side of opposition research and outright harassment.

    Am I a bad person for wanting Congress to get hit by a meteor while in joint session?

  41. Comment by MJ on April 19, 2019 1:10 pm

    Cersei Lannister had it right. Get everyone in one place and set it on fire.

  42. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on April 19, 2019 1:11 pm

    Well, Mueller’s contempt for Trump seemed to drip from every page, but that’s just my take on it.

  43. Comment by MJ on April 19, 2019 1:17 pm

    It’s over. Nothing else matters.

    Our politicians and media have been unmasked as conspiracy nut jobs.

    What a great day.

  44. Comment by mare on April 19, 2019 1:25 pm

    Interesting, It’s been nice although hot here. Haven’t had a big rain or storm for a very long time. I always think it’s chilling when particularly bad or strange weather happens on Good Friday. Mood.

    Stations at 3:00.

  45. Comment by Car in on April 19, 2019 2:01 pm

    Freezing here. 39, overcast. Rainy.

    People were hoping I was going to cancel our track workout this morning.

    Nope. It was chilly though. 2 x 800 m, 200 x 1000 m and 1 mile.

  46. Comment by mare on April 19, 2019 2:21 pm

    You did 1000 meters 200 times?

  47. Comment by mare on April 19, 2019 2:22 pm

    I’m sure you meant 1000 meters twice.

  48. Comment by terribletroy on April 19, 2019 2:23 pm

    Those Lazy Lima Beans…..how much did the rucks weigh?

  49. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 19, 2019 2:37 pm

    https://www.al.com/news/2019/04/its-official-blue-origin-will-bring-rocket-engine-tests-back-to-huntsville.html

  50. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 2:42 pm

    39 isn’t freezing #nocommoncore

    Heck, it was 34 here this morning.

  51. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 2:47 pm

    I might have to go to Battle Creek and/or Warsaw tomorrow to look at trucks.

  52. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 3:23 pm

    This headline is so clueless it makes my eye twitch…

    “Associated Press: Tourist mecca Notre Dame also revered as place of worship.”

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 3:25 pm

    MECCA? R U F K M?

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 19, 2019 3:25 pm

    I just found another reason to nuke Mecca.

  55. Comment by Brother Cavil on April 19, 2019 4:29 pm

    There should be a followup headline: “AP Reporter Found Face-Down, Gutted, Beheaded; Coroner Rules ‘Death By Stupid'”

  56. Comment by terribletroy on April 19, 2019 5:35 pm

    You know that AP asshole did that on purpose…..

  57. Comment by Pendejo on April 19, 2019 6:35 pm

    Y’all holla when Oso gets here. I got a ? 4 her.

  58. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 19, 2019 6:38 pm

    This is both very interesting, potentially revolutionary… and terrifying. Also, I wonder how this would relate to reports on the efficacy of psychedelics in treating those same problems.

  59. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 6:52 pm

    Gotta love CNN

    https://tinyurl.com/y6r7avo8

  60. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 7:38 pm

    When you feed your kids sugar

    https://tinyurl.com/yydc2kna

  61. Comment by scott on April 19, 2019 7:43 pm

    Where does one purchase lemur diapers?

  62. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 7:58 pm

    Am I a bad person for wanting Congress to get hit by a meteor while in joint session?

    No.

    Cersei Lannister had it right. Get everyone in one place and set it on fire.

    Yes.

    I remember, after 9/11, one of the fathers of one the heroes in the third plane, thought to have been in route to D.C., made the remark that the planes hit the wrong building. He was mighty pissed at politicians.

  63. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 8:00 pm

    Things said while one is tiling…

    “OMG, get in there you stupid motherf*cker”

    Followed by a voice from the other room…”That’s what she said.”

  64. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 8:00 pm

    https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/bbq-truck-removes-lgbtq-t-shirts-after-backlash/

  65. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 8:12 pm

    WTF? What is so inappropriate and offensive about that? Do the gheys have a patent on those letters? Bitchy little babies.

  66. Comment by beasn on April 19, 2019 8:16 pm

    In an Instagram post after the disgusting episode, the flight attendant said she locked herself inside the bathroom, crying and vomiting, unable to wash away the stench of the man’s crap.

    The accused man — who was confined to a wheelchair and was estimated to weigh 440 pounds — reportedly threatened to relieve himself on the floor unless the all-female cabin crew helped him.

    He slapped the hand of one woman who tried to cover his genitals with a blanket and asked them to leave the door open when he defecated.

    The women managed to keep the door closed, but the man then refused to leave the bathroom unless they wiped his backside after he finished his business.

    Things took a turn for the worse when the chief attendant donned three pairs of latex gloves and began wiping him.

    “He said, ‘Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper’ and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again,” she told media.

    The airline will reportedly refund the man’s family for his unused airfare.

    https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/creepy-tourist-who-made-flight-attendant-wipe-his-butt-dies-on-vacation/

  67. Comment by Brother Cavil on April 19, 2019 8:22 pm

    In the old days when you got stuck in a loop, a smack upside the head was called for. Who knows, maybe a couple of electrodes might do me some good…

  68. Comment by Pupster on April 19, 2019 8:27 pm

    Right click, show controls, turn on sound.

    https://tinyurl.com/y6s8wrko

  69. Comment by scott on April 19, 2019 8:29 pm

    Cured my tennis elbow.

  70. Comment by Pupster on April 19, 2019 8:32 pm

    Where does one purchase lemur diapers?

    Pervert.

  71. Comment by Jimbro on April 19, 2019 9:05 pm

    Demure Lemur

  72. Comment by PepeLp on April 19, 2019 9:39 pm

    Buuurrrp…..

    Penelope fixed brisket tacos for dinner. Brisket was reheated in a cast iron skillet. Fresh guacamole too. Really, really good.

  73. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 19, 2019 11:14 pm

    I suspect that Leon has had this conversation.

  74. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 19, 2019 11:17 pm

    https://xkcd.com/2130/

  75. Comment by Car in on April 19, 2019 11:54 pm

    Yes, 2 X1000. And 39 is fucking freezing. michigan spring.

  76. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 20, 2019 1:23 am

    Michigan has a Spring? Is that when all the road crews come out of hibernation?

  77. Comment by Sean M. on April 20, 2019 4:11 am

    Dragoons encircled Randolph’s position.

  78. Comment by Pendejo on April 20, 2019 6:29 am

    But Randolph was a quick motherfucker and ducked outta the way.

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