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Your model for today was born March 14th, 1989 in Lake Elsinore, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34D-24-34 at 114 lbs. Please calm yourself and welcome Miss Joselyn Cano!
April 19, 2019
Categories: alcohol, asshole, bacon, BBF, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
I had someone say to us “that’s not the last $5000 mistake you’ll make.”
The number really isn’t important because it’s relative, however, it’s the permission from ourselves to make the wrong decision. It happens to everyone. And it will not end life as we know it unless it’s some dummy like Biden fooling around and bragging about having access to the nuclear codes.
My husband often says after we (or our children) make a decision, “now, make it the best decision.” Which of course means, make it work.
Also, CAULK!!
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
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Yeah but she likes dogs.
I started that second video, linked to her last name, right on a section of workout video. She is wearing some weird circle patterned stretch pants and doing squats, it creates a sort of optical illusion that might be relevant to Leon’s interests.
If she was seated you’d never be able to tip her over.
She’s lump. She’s lump she’s lump.
Senora Cano has a shirt full of titties. For sure.
I love that Pupster just took over BBF again. He knows me so well. LOL
BigBootyFriday
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Not into this stuff but might check it out for the tour of Notre Dame
https://nypost.com/2019/04/18/golfer-hospitalized-after-bobcat-attack-on-connecticut-course/
What’s a decent, non expensive tequila?
Patron
wakey wakey
Something is wrong with her ass.
Cartoonish.
She is actually quite pretty and her skin is not marred with ink. The whole T::A ratio is just confusing to me. I’d let her eat sausage in bed.
It’s just weird that she paid to have her T&A expanded so bizarrely.
I think she’s rather gross. I don’t like the cartoon look.
However, 7/10 would smash
No stairs at the wedding, Beasn.
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News this morning:
“Mueller report was released and the President has NOT been cleared……..in the eyes of some democrats.
I loled, Pepe! So wrong.
That was for the gif
Well, her entrance was memorable…….
Based on her gross humongo ass I had assumed Leon did this post.
Master trolling:
https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-rates-babylon-bee-worlds-accurate-news-source
Wagon.
Broad.
Tomato.
Are hip implants a thing? She’s got Kardashiass.
Tho, who’s the big butted blonde who is married to IceT? She said one reason why she got implants was to balance out the big behind.
“Remodeling is the true test of marriage.”
Truth.
This project is the closest we have come to killing each other.
No stairs at the wedding, Beasn.
Pretty sure there won’t be any stairs, thank God. You’d think the name we gave her would have influenced her coordination, but alas, it is not so in her case. If she put on a pair of heels, she’d topple over just standing in them. Hell, one time, she was standing next to me watching something on television, and the next thing I know, she’s on the floor. Barefoot. Lanky girl.
Okay, gotta eat some breakfast and then off to tackle the tile. Pray for oso.
Kicked butt cleaning for 5 hours. Got the grocery shopping done and now we have a tornado warning.
Today’s BBF model has gorgeous skin.
I laughed at the bride falling down the stairs. I’m sure it ruined everything but pro tip: hold the banister if you’re wearing a long dress, heels and holding a bouquet.
Imagine (if it’s not your daughter) trying not to laugh. She got up so obviously not hurt but come on, that’s pretty funny.
We live in interesting times. In listening to the reactions to Mueller’s report, not a single person who hates Trump thinks the report shows him innocent, and not a single person who likes Trump thinks the report shows him guilty.
It’s almost as if they’re reading two reports.
Not a single mind was changed. They might as well have redacted the whole fucking thing, or released the whole fucking thing unreacted. No mind would have been changed either way.
Or just released an owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep.
Dems: Hey, this is the owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep. Impeach 45.
Repubs: Hey, this is the owner’s manual for a 1967 Jeep. No collusion. No obstruction.
Well, he’s not getting impeached or further investigated so I think the repubs are right. No effeing collusion, no obstruction.
Plus, anyone who thinks Trump is a Russian agent or colluder is mental. Seriously, a mentally deficient fool.
They only want it unredacted so they can find ammo to attack him.
I redacted your mom.
In a 67 Jeep as a matter of fact.
The most expensive Rorschach test in American history. With a side of opposition research and outright harassment.
Am I a bad person for wanting Congress to get hit by a meteor while in joint session?
Cersei Lannister had it right. Get everyone in one place and set it on fire.
Well, Mueller’s contempt for Trump seemed to drip from every page, but that’s just my take on it.
It’s over. Nothing else matters.
Our politicians and media have been unmasked as conspiracy nut jobs.
What a great day.
Interesting, It’s been nice although hot here. Haven’t had a big rain or storm for a very long time. I always think it’s chilling when particularly bad or strange weather happens on Good Friday. Mood.
Stations at 3:00.
Freezing here. 39, overcast. Rainy.
People were hoping I was going to cancel our track workout this morning.
Nope. It was chilly though. 2 x 800 m, 200 x 1000 m and 1 mile.
You did 1000 meters 200 times?
I’m sure you meant 1000 meters twice.
Those Lazy Lima Beans…..how much did the rucks weigh?
https://www.al.com/news/2019/04/its-official-blue-origin-will-bring-rocket-engine-tests-back-to-huntsville.html
39 isn’t freezing #nocommoncore
Heck, it was 34 here this morning.
I might have to go to Battle Creek and/or Warsaw tomorrow to look at trucks.
This headline is so clueless it makes my eye twitch…
“Associated Press: Tourist mecca Notre Dame also revered as place of worship.”
MECCA? R U F K M?
I just found another reason to nuke Mecca.
There should be a followup headline: “AP Reporter Found Face-Down, Gutted, Beheaded; Coroner Rules ‘Death By Stupid'”
You know that AP asshole did that on purpose…..
Y’all holla when Oso gets here. I got a ? 4 her.
This is both very interesting, potentially revolutionary… and terrifying. Also, I wonder how this would relate to reports on the efficacy of psychedelics in treating those same problems.
Gotta love CNN
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When you feed your kids sugar
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Where does one purchase lemur diapers?
Am I a bad person for wanting Congress to get hit by a meteor while in joint session?
No.
Cersei Lannister had it right. Get everyone in one place and set it on fire.
Yes.
I remember, after 9/11, one of the fathers of one the heroes in the third plane, thought to have been in route to D.C., made the remark that the planes hit the wrong building. He was mighty pissed at politicians.
Things said while one is tiling…
“OMG, get in there you stupid motherf*cker”
Followed by a voice from the other room…”That’s what she said.”
https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/bbq-truck-removes-lgbtq-t-shirts-after-backlash/
WTF? What is so inappropriate and offensive about that? Do the gheys have a patent on those letters? Bitchy little babies.
In an Instagram post after the disgusting episode, the flight attendant said she locked herself inside the bathroom, crying and vomiting, unable to wash away the stench of the man’s crap.
The accused man — who was confined to a wheelchair and was estimated to weigh 440 pounds — reportedly threatened to relieve himself on the floor unless the all-female cabin crew helped him.
He slapped the hand of one woman who tried to cover his genitals with a blanket and asked them to leave the door open when he defecated.
The women managed to keep the door closed, but the man then refused to leave the bathroom unless they wiped his backside after he finished his business.
Things took a turn for the worse when the chief attendant donned three pairs of latex gloves and began wiping him.
“He said, ‘Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper’ and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again,” she told media.
The airline will reportedly refund the man’s family for his unused airfare.
https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/creepy-tourist-who-made-flight-attendant-wipe-his-butt-dies-on-vacation/
In the old days when you got stuck in a loop, a smack upside the head was called for. Who knows, maybe a couple of electrodes might do me some good…
Right click, show controls, turn on sound.
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Cured my tennis elbow.
Where does one purchase lemur diapers?
Pervert.
Demure Lemur
Buuurrrp…..
Penelope fixed brisket tacos for dinner. Brisket was reheated in a cast iron skillet. Fresh guacamole too. Really, really good.
I suspect that Leon has had this conversation.
https://xkcd.com/2130/
Yes, 2 X1000. And 39 is fucking freezing. michigan spring.
Michigan has a Spring? Is that when all the road crews come out of hibernation?
Dragoons encircled Randolph’s position.
But Randolph was a quick motherfucker and ducked outta the way.
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