Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, 16% less gay than previous HHDs.
My favorite mashup:
Today’s search terms “hunks” and “mare”
Fake redhead for Carin.
Strrrrreeeeetch.
Stolen from FB (though my friends were bitching about the saddle).
Ugly boots, nice bod.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
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Where’s Hotspur?
https://is.gd/AcCjWn
hahahhhhhahahaha, Awesome, Roamy!
I would say 16% is about right.
Hey, you dirty bastards, I saw that header pic comment.
*but isn’t it amazing how perfect that picture is for EVERY header comment?
Five inches of snow.
Wakey wakey
We got rain instead. I’d have preferred snow.
I had no idea it was expected. It’s our 9th snow day up here.
Milo is dead-on here:
” Are conservatives and libertarians really going to sleepwalk to this Orwellian future, putting up no more fight than a few memes and quickly-censored Facebook statuses? The magnitude of the assault on conservative and libertarian values, on freedom, on democracy and on the Constitution itself currently being played out in the tech industry calls for action and reprisals – else we should resign ourselves to despair.
The dinosaurs in nominal charge of conservatism in America – the National Review and CPAC crowd – go out of their way to punish and ridicule conservative radicals like Pamela, Mike and me, because we have the temerity and gaucheness to step out from behind our keyboards and take to the streets. We take the tools of the Left and turn them back on our oppressors. So no, your aristocracy will not help. They believe they are safe because they have done as the Left demanded and stayed polite, well-mannered and out of trouble. They don’t care that in the process, they became utterly ineffective… so long as they stay alive.
These Vichy conservatives are worse than our enemy: they are silent collaborators with the forces of evil, ostracising and demeaning anyone who dares to stick their neck out and say or do something truly dangerous. They must be destroyed if we are to triumph over Satan.”
6-18 of heavy wet snow.
I am going to put a charger on the generator and get some gas.
I don’t want to pull a hotspur.
6-18 inches? That’s a big swing.
We’ve got 6 and it’s supposed to snow all day and night.
I’m in the calm before the storm here. Doing my annual Levinson Center clinic today then home before the flakes fly
For the state is is actually 1-18+.
It’s pretty common. Warm ocean to the south and cold elevation to the north. There was a storm last year that dumped 40 inches in the hills while the people by the shore got 3.
We are almost always right in the middle, or right at the rain/snow line.
I’m sure the 16% is from the horses.
And yes, Milo is correct. They are Part Of The Problem.
Vichy conservative is a pretty good term.
My guess is that free services in exchange for your data will be supplanted by fee services that do not harvest your data.
I’d pay for it.
There’s a definite model for “we don’t mine or censor you, give us $5/month” facechimp, but “free” was part of how it got so big in the first place.
Free tier with basic communication stuff and a premium for video hosting and streaming might work.
New and improved HHD Lite:
Less gay! Tastes straight!
The only thing that is free in life is your mom.
Forecast just changed. All rain until 7 PM.
Good thing they cancelled school.
And who is this Mike to whom Milo is referring?
Pretty sure they’ll harvest your data regardless.
Probably Cernovich: https://twitter.com/Cernovich
Mike Cernovich
I read his book. Not bad.
The only thing that is free in life is your mom
I don’t know about up there but down here antibiotics cost money.
Livestock fencing contractors are shit at making websites, apparently. Finding one online is hard.
Going to just have to go to TSC and check the bulletin board. Over there.
See, that’s where facebook works great. We have a local swap page, and all you have to do is throw out a question like that. You’ll get a dozen names.
Not worth it. I’d sooner build the thing myself than walk into the House of Zuckerfuck.
Carin cannot be saved. She has completely gone over to the dark side.
Craiglist might be enough, but I’m thinking Tractor Supply bulletin board will be best. I just need 4 Amish guys with a wire stretcher who want to work for few days. I can have all the material delivered.
or, you could have Car in look it up for you.
*starts livestock fence business with a great website*
Maybe the local ag extension office? They might now some fence builders…..
now = know…..stupid fingers…
Carin cannot be saved. She has completely gone over to the dark side.
Whatever. I found Moose because of facedouche.
BOTH times.
I think Craigslist has a ‘Men seeking 4 Amish guys’ section.
The other option is to just call the boarding facilities near there and ask for references.
Have you tried some signals? Try smoke signals.
I want Amish, not No Wheel People.
I’ll just bake some shoo fly pie and set it out to cool.
Horses should be free range. Right Mare?
Currently 58. Headed for a high of 67. Your mom was hoping for 69.
Free tier with basic communication stuff and a premium for video hosting and streaming might work.
There you go, get right on it. It’s gotta be better than the douchebags you currently work with.
Comment by leoncaruthers on March 7, 2018 11:23 am
*starts livestock fence business with a great website*
Make sure you only accept BitCoin.
If it wasn’t for facedouche, how would the world know about Car in’s crackfat journey?
If it weren’t for facedouche, few would really know how cute Moose is.
Make sure you only accept BitCoin.
I’ll take precious metals, ammo, and bartered goods*.
*’shrooms and ‘shine
no nettles?
No good, I can get nettles for free.
There you go, get right on it. It’s gotta be better than the douchebags you currently work with.
The dumpster fire that is my current arrangement runs short of fuel in a matter of weeks, then I move on to greener pastures, already negotiated. I’m happy with my company, it’s the customer I need to swap out.
Highly suspect is playing MoPop this year. Which … weird. But ok.
Finally a festival I can go to with my daughter.
So I’m on a couple of dating apps. One of them, Bumble, announced that they would remove any pictures showing guns or weapons, so that their members could feel “safe”. The whole thing is stupid.
I finally finished an economic impact report for work and it’s published. They’re already talking about doing a report on the impact of the Thomas Fire on agriculture.
This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fact that I can’t afford to live here.
Cut ties with Bumble, Alex. And let them know why. Demand a refund if applicable.
The only way these Snowflake companies that continue to virtue signal will learn is a large loss of customers/revenue – and that includes getting sued, as is happening now with Dick’s and WallyMart.
Chi, already done.
I bet that’s not a problem here: https://www.farmersonly.com/
Good on you. Have Jay ship you a growler on me!
(Side note – I’m not even an NRA member, I’m just tired of this shit)
I let my membership lapse. Still planning to do Life after house stuff is over with.
Car in, you ought to take your daughter to the Larry Joe Taylor music festival over in Stevenville next month. That would warp both of youse gals.
http://larryjoetaylor.com/texas_music_festival.htm
“Texas” music? What is that?
ZZ Top.
I like Leon even more now if that’s possible.
And I’ll add in Stevie Ray, Albert Collins, Fabulous Thunderbirds, Freddie King, Delbert McClinton and Los Lonely Boys (among many others).
Robert Earl Keen
I’ve got two Fabulous Thunderbirds albums. I need to replace my ZZ Top cassettes, still.
I let my membership lapse. Still planning to do Life after house stuff is over with.
My week got the trifecta of getting screwed yesterday.
A) Very large, unexpected bill came in that burned my plan to go to the gun shop/range and pick out a pistola. So I can’t join for a little while, but m t likely will soon.
2) the rain that set in for 24+ hours crapped out all the plans I had for outdoor work I wanted/needed to do yesterday.
iii) I found out that the jackwagon across the street is back up to his old tricks. Bastard called the city code enforcement on the kids down the street. They came and tagged every vehicle, boat, and a trailer in their yard for any infraction they could find.
Then went to the old lady’s house that is giving me the minivan for free and tagged it. I have a matter of days to get it home, get an “abanonded vehicle” title from DMV & make it legal. Or hide it somehow/somewhere, which won’t be fun.
*assuming the battery in it will take a charge, how long should it take?
Depends on the charger. Trickle charger will take a couple hours to get partial charge, overnight for full.
If it’s a 45amp battery and your charger does 10amp per hour = 4.5 hours.
oh sure, go all math on us.
It’s an old vintage Craftsman charger. Not large. I couldn’t find a “2 amp/4 amp” switch on it. It’s been on for a couple hours – maybe I should go see if the thing even turns over yet? If not, switch to one of the batteries lying around in the back yard…
I know that the charger works, because I used it successfully last year to do electrolysis rust removal experiments on antique tools.
Operation Surprise Dad For His Birthday was a roaring success. Gonna be here for a week, during which I get to go through stuff in preparation for trying to get the parents to move down to Texas. We’ve been having fun.
You in Chicago TiFW?
I put my cat on a “vegan-only” diet…
Medical center closed all ambulatory clinics/services for the storm tomorrow. Good. It always sucks to risk life and limb to get to work and then do next to nothing all day because of cancellations/no shows.
Do you want to build a snowman?
I get a bunch of crap for wearing Daisy Dukes
Tomorrow might be a good day for building snowmen. Supposed to finish with rain at the end of it so if we get a freeze they’ll last a good long while.
MJ might need this guy’s advice
https://is.gd/QYgSbC
Want to grab some pizza?
I’ll have the 12” Sausage, please.
Good afternoon, my darling hearts. Which of you was the ass who decided to commit suicide-by-monkey today?
Must have been the Sausage Man
Some of these are good, others eye rolling
https://www.instagram.com/igor.lipchanskiy/
Click on any one to get full size then scroll through (I’m not an Instagrammer, don’t hear much chatter about it here either)
Which of you was the ass who decided to commit suicide-by-monkey today?
Will the monkees be armed with medieval weaponry? I really would like to go out in epic battle monkey fashion, not just the usual screeching and face-chewing.
The tagline wasn’t me, I smell Hotspur all over that little bon mot. I was leaning more toward deriding portuguese cuisine or your half-assed greenhousing skills.
Suicide by Monkey ……..last train to Clarksville on perpetual loop…
https://is.gd/CVEuBl
Looks like Mare made it to Maui.
https://is.gd/AsCD49
https://is.gd/JAIGoR
https://is.gd/XC3VHa
Whoever asked earlier, I am in Brevard, NC (near Asheville). Here until Monday.
https://is.gd/kTtq3r
https://is.gd/NBFEGR
Mare in Maui, visit St Theresa’s in Kihei
Evenin’.
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https://tinyurl.com/yanjcrza
https://is.gd/2Jy0SH
TiFW, was your dad surprised when you showed up?
Hey Oso, your meat world name is showing.
Meh. BRB
She’s a fish stick heiress.
I wish!!!
4 hours ago we had no snow
Now we have almost a foot.
Lights are flickering like crazy.
Well, after six or seven hours on the charger the battery is actually accepting some charge. I finally got headlights, brake lights, interior lights, but the key still won’t turn, and the steering wheel won’t budge.
(Couple days ago, both would, but with no noise or even the “theft” dash light. That was before I started charging the battery)
Cursory internet search tells me it’s “low battery/check the connection at the PCM/not enough power to the PCM” so I’ll leave the charger on until lunch tomorrow.
I know you’re all waiting with bated breath, so I’ll report back. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll let Miss Kathy call AAA to give it a try. Worse case, I let my other neighbor tow it the 250, 300 ft to my house.
(I really need a mechanic – or at least someone with similar experience)
Exercise your generator.
Dan’s Gorton GGGrandfather made his way to CO on an Orphan Train.
Don’t crap in your carburetor.
Which one of y’all ended up getting both the Cuatro and the Maven?
I think we may have lost a couple of trees.
Stump Burning Solutions.
The flakes started flying an hour ago here. Paula works till 11 tonight and should make it home fine. I pity the nurses working overnight. The odds of them getting relieved in the morning and then being able to drive home are low.
I just got the Cuatro. I’m hoping the Arc will get licensed, I really like that one.
I think Sean got both, and maybe jam.
What a lovely post over at your site Teresa. I bet that was a lot of fun to put together.
” I’m hoping the Arc will get licensed, I really like that one.”
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You and me both! 😉 Working on it.
Why do I not see that Arc on your page? It’s absolutely beautiful!
Did you stop making them?
Gonna try and pick up an openerr or a breacherr sometime.
I just did an update of the design. We’ll do a new writeup soon.
Oso, Dad was VERY (pleasantly) surprised – especially because I called him on my cell phone to wish him a happy birthday. I told him I was getting ready to go eat lunch, but I misled him about WHERE I was eating.
I told him that I was going to lunch somewhere in FTW, when I was actually in the car with my mom and WE were on our way to have lunch (the original plan was for me to surprise him at the restaurant, but he ended up staying home instead).
Chi, that post is 6 years old – I “copied” it from a Shutterfly book I made for Dad’s 80th birthday. I have recycled it every year since! I’m glad you liked it 😊
Oh, and yes, it WAS a lot of fun to put together!
Heh, love the misdirection, TIFW. Nicely played!
Derp.
(still sick.)
hopefully it’s not ebola little brother
I hope it’s not derpes.
It’s probably colon cancer. You should have that checked out.
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