Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Might be a repeat song, but it’s still a good one.
Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
Pupster and fake redhead for Carin
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A different Alex.
I finally saw “Magic Mike”. Joe can’t dance.
Nice smile, check. Proud to be American, check. “10/10 would smash”.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
September 20, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
that chick looks saucy…
nice job roamy
Started reading One Second After…huge mistake. Too depressing. The scene in the Nursing home is realistic and awful. EMP attacks would bring out the worst and there is very little you could do to ensure your family’s survival without being hardcore to others which I understand. But the thought of leaving older patients alone in a nursing home (expensive, state run or otherwise) is horrible to contemplate.
check it out –
geoff in drag is “terrorizing” the neighborhood
hahahaahahaaa
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/19/colorado-springs-mad-pooper/
Wakey wakey.
Oo-rah! Has the word “shit” a couple of times, so NSFW if you have the speakers up.
Fuck, I just realized I over-scheduled my afternoon. Mistakes were made.
Mare, how’s your mom doing?
Roamy, my Mother is weak because she’s not eating (part of the process) she did drink some ensure yesterday and she “enjoyed a warm towel on her face.” Not talking much either. Color is as expected. There is no pain (being managed via drugs) but she’s still smiling. She’s a tough little one. She was a very tiny person when healthy and now she’s incredibly more so.
As my brother says (who is there every day), “It’s different each day but she’s smiling and in no pain so we’re doing the best that we can.”
Thank you for asking. And if you didn’t see my thanks the other day, I want to thank you for your prayers you mentioned last week.
I have been and will continue to pray for her. I’m glad to hear she’s not in any pain.
It is incredibly comforting to know that fellow Catholics (and others of course) are praying for my Mom’s soul. Or anything else you want to pray for…
HA! After I read that it sounded like she’s the type whose soul needs it.
She is a wonderful mother, superb grandmother and diligent catholic who ALWAYS chooses family interests over self. She has a hell of a sense of humor and is a rock solid conservative. She is a laugher and a smiler, fun, easy to be around. HUZZAH!!
We knew that mare.
I may kill Erin.
If there are no objections, of course.
Selling her would be more profitable, and Alex has a job now so he can probably get financing.
Good idea, Leon
Well, okay then.
I’m all in on the win-win-win scenario.
Pretty sure NB and Squeakhole would be two objections. Probably a few others in the same group.
A sense a bidding war for Erin is brewing.
“How much for the little girl? How much for the women?”
Alex almost certainly has the better bid here, and he wants kids, that’s got to be worth something to Carin and Pay.
Another good point. Leon is on his game.
NB and Squeakhole have low bargaining position right now. Their objections mean nothing.
They probably want kids “someday” or “never”, i.e. at best one kid 13 years from now.
I know because the dumbass that I used to be had this same strategy.
https://is.gd/Ya6diS
2016 FYE tax info off to the accountant. God I hate this shit.
I put it off to the last minute for no other reason than I hate it. I could have had this done in March, but noooooooo……
We file in April when we are poor.
Comment by tomswifty on September 20, 2017 9:57 am
A sense a bidding war for Erin is brewing.
“How much for the little girl? How much for the women?”
My offer stands firm at six silkies and a goat.
That’s because you haven’t seen her pictures. I think you’d up your offer.
They probably want kids “someday” or “never”, i.e. at best one kid 13 years from now.
The saddest thing is to read a dating profile of a woman in her mid thirties which reads, “Kids: None. Wants Kids: Someday.”
It’s a very nice goat.
male or female?
The saddest thing is to read a dating profile of a woman in her mid thirties which reads, “Kids: None. Wants Kids: Someday.”
Lady, “someday” better be next Tuesday, and it’s a crapshoot even so.
I will augment Alex’s bid with 3 isa browns an assortment of canned tomato sauces and salsas.
Two-spirit.
So far, I’m a no-go on the two-spirit goat.
Leon has sweetened the pot … if only it were White Brahmas he were offering, I’d say it was a done deal.
Puerto Rico is getting hammered.
6 isa browns and a half-peck of turnips.
My local news is covering the storm down there. I was tad freaked out last night because one of our crossfitters was down in MExico City yesterday. She’s ok.
Whew.
sounds like leon is acting as the buyers agent –
what kinda commission is there on chickens and goats?
That the best you can do?
at what age does one become a dirty old man…?
asking for a friend
How old is Bill Clinton?
Look, this is charity for me, my bid would be far higher were it for myself.
We need to get CoAlex a flippy hairstyle and a jeep. We can make this happen.
eggs and milk
She basically looks like all of my dad’s sisters in their teen years. Same heritage, so that makes a lot of sense. The 4 of them had 12 children between them, but aunt Anita is responsible for 5 of those.
If she’s my daughter, her fertility should be off the charts.
at what age does one become a dirty old man…?
I’m old enough that I just want her to find a good, younger man with some gumption. No woman deserves the 30-40 years of widowhood I’d be giving her.
Here she is with Moose. She wanted a senior picture with him.
Oschi’s head is all messed up still – so not picturesque – even if you could get a good picture of an all black dog.
Fantastic Carin!
Senior pictures, oy. I’ll have to deal with that for Mini-me next year. I hope the school photographer has changed since Rocketboy, that woman was a greedy bitch and a rip-off.
Up here, you get your choice of hundreds of free-lancers. No school photographer for senior pictures. The only bad side of it is if you don’t get them “professionally” done you kid isn’t in the yearbook senior year.
If you know how to adjust sizing and stuff, you can do it at home.
Rates range from $75 – the cheapest I’ve seen to $200 (more common) or as much as you want to spend. For $200- Erin is getting two sessions, editing, all rights to the pictures, a brag book. I can purchase pictures separately – take them wherever for whatever quality I’m interested in.
Comment by Car in on September 20, 2017 11:24 am
If she’s my daughter, her fertility should be off the charts.
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LOL
And although the pic with moose is adorable, we couldn’t see her face!
Why this is labeled as tobacco, I don’t know. It’s an Illinois utility company film in response to a hatchet job by 60 Minutes. Mr. RFH and I watched this as part of a communications class in college, a valuable lesson learned in what was otherwise a fluff class that met the humanities requirement.
https://archive.org/details/tobacco_xnw27a00
the other one has her face in it. Higher up.
11:16 Mare.
You guys are approaching this all wrong. I’ll take Car ins problem off her hands for 10k upfront and 250 a month.
I’ve raised a female of the species……
She can cook too, and has experience with babies. She’s even cleaned up some pretty bad potty training messes. She ain’t afraid.
It’s an utter tragedy that NB and Squeakhole have a shot at this.
Oh, missed it, Carin!
Lovely!!
Well? How was the Madeira/Sherry chicken?
I am going to be able to make it. Got the buy in from the wife on the mushrooms.
Rocketboy’s senior photographer *started* at $250 for the sitting fee. That covered the photo for the yearbook. Anything you wanted to buy was on top of that, and the cheapest package of decent size photos and wallet photos started at $250. We bought one page of 4×5’s for $40 and scanned it. That, and she was all the way on the other side of the county, so it was an hour’s drive for the privilege of her yelling at Rocketboy about his hair. I was not the only mad parent.
Jay, it was okay, but I prefer this
http://peaceloveandlowcarb.com/chicken-bacon-crock-pot-chowder/
though made on the stove in an hour, not the crockpot.
The mix of the beef stock and chicken is what caught me.
Chicken bacon chowder will also be made.
Six silkies, six white brahmas, but you have to take the goat.
And I refuse to get floppy hair or a jeep.
Pat really liked it, but I wanted the sauce to be thicker. It wouldn’t be keto, but next time I’d make a roux.
He liked the sauce as it was. I probably doubled the mushrooms, because I love them, and I used thighs, not breasts.
Apparently squeakhole said that Erin was wifey material and someone was gonna snap her up quick.
So … maybe you should consider floppy hair? Just saying. Just a little on the top you can flip back.
It’s an utter tragedy that NB and Squeakhole have a shot at this.
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I think Squeakhole is out of the running. Poor bastard.
I can’t do floppy hair. I’m starting to go bald in front, and my hair is just curly enough that when it grows long it turns into a white afro.
Dinner is in the oven. I love it when I get get it done during the day and I don’t have to worry about rushing after crossfit.
Meatloaf. I think this one is going to be a masterpiece. I used lots of different sorts of peppers. Tons of muchrooms.
I may send some with Pay to give to Matt. He loves my meatloaf.
Rush is going to be murdered. Anyone else listen to his first hour?
I worry about him.
Carin, what happened on Rush’s show that makes you say that?
Eff Hillary Clinton!
Paula Revere????? You twat. You sold a 3rd of our uranium to Russian STFU!!!
The things he was saying about the establishment – political class.
Apparently squeakhole said that Erin was wifey material and someone was gonna snap her up quick.
He’s wise beyond his years.
I was out picking up the truck and missed Rush, darn it.
So, now we’ve become a human trafficking blog?
Only halfway through with orientation and I’m not gonna make it. The boredom is deadly. And I’m the sort who is completely entertained by watching plants grow.
When does diversity training start?
You’d think that the H2 would have prepared you better to sit through hours of meaninglessness nonsense.
“my hair is just curly enough that when it grows long it turns into a white afro.”
weird that i never knew c’olex was J’ameseseses’ granddad
Dinner is in the oven.
Are you having a bun?
*runs
i would like you to know that the hero of the story in Dark Tower 4 is a man who tells horrible puns.
Have a Taco!
UN: We condemn North Korea in the strongest terms
The link from the Morning Rant ™ on the press normalizing pedophilia – one of the responding tweets made a good point. If you have a 6-year-old deciding on transgenderism to the point of drugs and surgery, particularly against the parents’ wishes, then it’s not a great leap to say they can consent to sex. (Stop the madness!)
What are the chances of some major inflation happening in, say, the next 12 months or so?
This is relevant to my housebuilding budget.
Leon, I’d place the chances as low. The Fed and the administration aren’t going to want a whole lot of inflation at the moment.
How about the next 10 years? If 2028 dollars are much smaller than 2018 dollars, I’m still better off borrowing more of the latter than I might otherwise feel comfortable with.
Heat is back with a vengeance. And will be in the 90s (realfeel 100+) through the weekend. On top of the mold and ragweed. My sinuses are kicking my ass.
Oy.
I wish someones would marry my kids.
Are they dating anyone in particular right now?
I want my girls married right now. Then having babies in 9 months. “Girls, don’t worry about not being able to take vacations as a couple, or time away from the babies, YOU HAVE YOUR FATHER AND I!! And we can’t wait.”
My oldest is dating someone. My youngest broke up with someone 4 months ago or so, which was the smart thing to do.
If our kids loved us they would get married and start having babies.
Dear God, I wait ’till afternoon to check in and the place becomes the unholy offspring of woot.com and match.com…
How old are your daughters and how do we get them in rooms with Alex/Rocketboy?
Rocketboy has a girlfriend.
He could have a better one.
Beasn, did you see the amicus brief for Masterpiece Cakes with all the pics?
Must have http://tinyurl.com/yb7czbkx
Car in, my daughter is dating someone. He’s got student loans to pay off and is still living at home. He has a job but it is one he could have been doing straight out of high school without getting himself into debt with a double major he’s not going to use.
The son is not.
If our kids loved us they would get married and start having babies.
Exactly. Tease my daughter to go find herself a doctor or marine, and start having babies. She’s like…’MOTHER, I’ve got a boyfriend!’
Meh. And what’s he going to do about it? She makes more than him and if she decides to leave the school setting for say a rehab setting…she’ll be making twice as much. He doesn’t seem to have any sense of urgency about anything.
Roamy, no, I have not seen the amicus brief. These cases drive my blood pressure to ELEVENTY!! We either have a 1st Amendment or we don’t. None of the defendants discriminated against gays. They just said no to contracting an event they didn’t want to associate with.
I worry about the boyfriend. When he was little, I think they had to take out his lens’. He’s been wearing thick glasses ever since. His mom told me that the doctors wondered if he had Marfans but since he didn’t have any other symptoms (besides a bit sunk in the chest), HE WASN’T TESTED FOR IT. The fu? Why would you not test for such a thing if a red flag popped up?
Last year, his retinas started detaching. Hellerrrr, is he going to get tested? If he has it, he could drop dead from a heart issue associated with it. It could be passed on to any children.
Thanks, roamy. His cakes are beautiful! I love the piggy cake.
It would be ashame if that talent was shut down because two spiteful queens got pissy. I saw a picture of them and they don’t look right in the head.
Dammit scott don’t post things that you can’t buy RIGHT NOW!
That’s pretty cool.
If the SCOTUS declares artists must contract their art to events they are not inspired by or disagree with, I hope there are a rash of orders taken and ‘accidently’ lost.
Or tell the client straight up, I will be doing this against my will, do you want to continue…..OR, just have your decorator-in-training do the work OR contract it out to another shop.
Why hotspur quit Facedouche
My niece has another year of college. My daughter asked her where she would like to see herself in five years. She replied, “A stay-at-home mom.”
Another reason
Pffftttt… I don’t give a shit if I have friends.
I support bakers’ rights to not participate in a gay wedding if it violates their religious convictions.
However, many other bakers have no such religious objection. Some of them should set themselves up as subcontractors for religious cake bakers. They need to be able to mimic other peoples’ work.
Religious bakers get an order, they just sub it out to the non-religious bakers. They can mark it up or not. No one need be the wiser.
There are plenty of people willing to take money from anyone. In a sane world, this wouldn’t be an issue.
And no, refusing to contract a job is not Jim Crow. It will be if the progressives on the court ignore the 1st Amendment. Gubmint should keep their noses out and let the market take care of things.
We need to find a way to get our kids to marry each other. The meetups will be awesome.
On a bunch of the baker’s stuff, the gay couple went to multiple bakeries until they found one that refused. Assholes.
I’ll add a knife, 2 phone charging cords and $20 to CoAlex’s offer.
SOLD. I’m pissed at her right now.
Just be STERN with her. You may need to break her. She’s got a bit of the princess complex right now because all her friends love her. She’ll get over that after a few weeks of being removed from her adoring fans.
Sweet Polly Purebread misbehaving? Commo cut off! Change wifi password. Kill phone in evenings.
Who run barter town?
Send this to your daughter beasness
http://www.marfan.org/dx/rules
Undiagnosed Marfan’s is a time bomb
tick tick tick
As long as notaboyfriend doesn’t show up outside my house with a boom box and a Peter Gabriel CD…
I own that Peter Gabriel CD. I think it was the first one I bought.
There shouldn’t be any inter-hostage marrying. The retard level of any offspring will be a huge burden on society.
Peel and Weel did okay.
Outliers
For instance, if Mare and MJ had a kid it would be the fattest felt person imaginable, even bigger than Mount Rushmore. So fat, it wouldn’t be able to stop eating fish sticks. Eventually there would be no more fish sticks, and no more felt.
Who wants that to happen?
4 feet wide and 3 feet tall.
I am curious to see which way this goes
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/20/starbucks-robbery-suspect-may-sue-good-samaritan-who-subdued-him.html
Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paula Revere,
On the eighth of November, in Twenty-sixteen;
Twas supposed to be th’election of the queen
Who would rule through graft and fear.
She said to Huma, “It’s a sure bet
In every blue city to-night,
The black, Hispanic, and dead vote we’ll get.
It’s my turn, my due and my right.
Chelsea will swear that I’m a good mother
Despite one bimbo eruption after another,
I’ll prove I’m just as good as a man
Even when I’m tossed into a van.
America needs my five-year plan.
Then she said “Good-night!” and with drink in hand,
Wobbled off, hardly able to stand.
Just as the moon rose over the bay,
Where Trump Tower and Soros’ protesters lay.
That night across the towns and farms
The people said no to her fraudulent charms
And yes to the right to keep and bear arms –
The true goal of the real midnight ride.
Flyover country knew she’d lied.
Longfellow has a bitch of a rhyming scheme.
I’m selling my chickens. I’m burnt out on eggs and don’t want to move the flock next year anyhow.
Brava, Roamy!!
Stab me in the neck, you better hit a carotid. Otherwise, you won’t end up in jail, you’ll end up under it. In the morgue.
The guy is going to sue? I hope he got stabbed in those giant balls of his a few times.
I think it will be an interesting case.
If it goes to jury, the good samaritan is screwed.
leoncaruthers on September 20, 2017 at 9:32 pm
I’m selling my chickens. I’m burnt out on eggs and don’t want to move the flock next year anyhow******
These words don’t make sense to me. I need the Oso translator.
Were people still in danger after 16 stabbings?
If he was still struggling and moving, I say yes.
Heck, he walked in with a gun (who knew it was a toy?) AND a knife.
Brava Romacita!
Home, finally. Finally looked at the pictures Car in posted. Erin’s going to do some serious damage if she ever decides to use her powers for evil…
It’s about damn time:
http://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2017/09/20/former-sf-medic-to-receive-medal-of-honor-for-mission-long-kept-secret/
Just want to say thanks to all of you for the contributions to Green Oaks School in Michelle’s memory. My family is truly humbled by your generosity. You guys are the best 😘💕
ChrisP, he’s living here in Huntsville. I met him at one of the military fundraisers. Mo Brooks is my rep, not SC.
You’re welcome, Teresa.
Re-imagined Kenny Loggins Footloose children’s book has already sold more copies than What Happened. Dan is still pissed at me for actually stocking What Happened. I placed it next to Kris Paronto’s latest book.
Davis effortlessly replaced personnel.
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