Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. “Undercover Brother” was on today (Tuesday), and that movie always reminds me of another friend gone too soon.
So in honor of Special Ed and Rosetta, I present the bald(ing)-headed edition of HHD.
Yay, baseball season!
Okay, not fair to not see Cal’s eyes.
More beisbol.
Ready to fight.
Ready to sing.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Morning peeps
Yo
Oy
I like Cal Ripkin.
Dirty rice is pretty delicious.
Still reading Rich Dad, Poor Dad. Trying to figure out what sort of business I should start and what stuff I own could be corporate assets instead. It occurs to me that I have lots of 3 things:
1) Dead and live soft and hard wood
2) Fresh water
3) Horse poo
Somewhere in that lies a business plan. Possibly mushroom farming.
We had a guest for dinner so I spent the day (after a 45 min interval workout) cleaning (guest level cleaning) and organizing and putting up a couple of pictures I had been debating, anyhoo I had over 25,000 steps on my TomTom. Kicked butt.
And today I can kind of cruise because everything is done except dinner…oh, wait, it’s done, leftover LAST MEAL RIBS….out fricking standing!!
I’ve been wanting a chipper/shredder. This would be an excellent corporate asset for a mushroom farm.
Leon is going to start a very fetishy porn site?
I forgot to ask Chrispy and Anita how they celebrated their anniversary. 48 is pretty kick ass!
Supposed to be crappy weather today, school has been cancelled. Place your bets as to whether anything actually happens.
It’s beautiful here. Red sky morning, so rain coming, but those are always gorgeous. I should have gone for a walk.
going to start a very fetishy porn site?
Yes. Extreme fetish. Fully dressed women in modest clothing.
Gotta be an organic, vegan, non GMO, artisanal mushroom farm featuring recycled packaging, Leon. Seriously. 🙂
Pepe, you forgot “locally-sourced arborial substrate”.
If I compost the horse poo, it would be non-vegan by shiite vegan standards, but I think sunni vegans would be okay with it.
27 degrees here. Hopefully the wind won’t be bad today. Yesterday was bad 40 mph winds all day, plus I had to work on taxes.
it would be non-vegan by shiite vegan standards, but I think sunni vegans would be okay with it.
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HA!
I have to drive to Kansas City today.
If a tornado gets me, avenge me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wakey wakey
MJ, if it gets you, I will pray that you get the Mila Kunis version of the Wicked Witch.
I’m gonna miss MJ, but there’s really no sense dragging this out. We should start recruiting for his replacement.
I’ll put together a few questions for my replacement.
1. How many bullwhips do you have in your posterior at the moment?
2. Being a diminutive puppet, is ok to look up the skirt of a young lass?
3. What is your spirit animal?
4. Finish the following sentence: two in the pink, one in the ______.
5. You are trapped in a round room. There is a snake by the window, a large hairy spider on the phone, and bear by the door. How gay is mare?
OMG.
Barry Manilow is gay? WTF?
Next they’ll be telling me that Liberace, god rest his bedazzled soul is gay too.
Harumph!
It’s a Deftones kind of morning.
Is Obama still on his Mancation?
Deftones are the antimanilow.
Just noticed the comment box statement…hahahahahahhaha. You people make me sick.
Fully dressed women in modest clothing.
That’s hot.
Are any of you guys up for breaking it to MJ about Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors? Oh…..and George Michael?
GTFO.
Jim Nabors? I can’t even…
Apparently Obama still is on that private island. He’s writing his memoirs, you see.
This is how our most climate concerned president lives. Jetting from private island to private island. just like that climate crusader assfuck Dicaprio
And the lefties love it:
“He seems to have a thing for private islands, especially after being spotted on Richard Branson’s private escape, Necker Island, earlier this year. And, true to form, Obama’s getaway style is very much on trend in the realm of luxury jetsetter-dom.
As infrastructure continues to develop and grow in the most remote corners of the globe, so do the opportunities to access exclusive experiences.”
This is how our most climate concerned president lives. Jetting from private island to private island. just like that climate crusader assfuck Dicaprio
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I wish I’d said that.
He can stay on the private island for all I care, as long as I don’t have to hear, “Let me be clear” from his lyin’ lips ever again.
Facedouche is unreadable this morning for all the ads. Wow.
See, Roamy, he won’t. He’s going to come back and start yapping his maw again.
Which is why I like to highlight was a fucking piece of shit hypocrite he is.
I also *suspect* that he’s “gone” because he feared the stuff about Rice was going to come out. He can’t be questioned about it if he’s completely out of the public. Idiots won’t tie it to him.
Being a diminutive puppet, is ok to look up the skirt of a young lass?
1. Can you get away with it?
b. How young. “15 will get you 20…”
pi. No using your phone camera.
Omicron. Isn’t that why you put women on pedestals?
Good morning, nice people.
I don’t think there’s much of a market for Obama anymore. He’s been so clear that everyone gets it: he’s all hat and no cattle.
Except in the press. They love them some Obammer.
MJ doesn’t read my facedouche page. Or follow Car in’s mom.
I’ve got 400 pieces of china to pack.
Fun!
That’s a lot of china. **does math** I have two sets of china, and I still don’t have that many pieces.
I don’t feel like doing anything today. I blame the weather.
Why not 401? Slacker!!!!
I need a bigger chicken coop. Don’t tell Pay.
My mom tried getting me to take her china. No sale. Pretty sure she just gave it away after my sister declined the offer.
I had the best pizza last night. Very spicy. But now I am paying for it.
How much pizza can one muppet eat?
“After Syria gas attack, world awaits what kind of leader Trump will be”
Actual NPR headline. Remember when they ran that story about Obama and his red line?
Neither do I …
I didn’t eat much during the day. Went out with former coworkers that are in town and proceeded to eat 3/4 of a pizza.
Sooooo spicy.
MJ eating pizza.
Mare eating pizza.
NPR is total joke these days. It’s always been center left but now they’re essentially the Daily Kos.
I listen to it on the way to work and NPR consistently reports things that are false in order to premise a story. It’s daily, and they know it but they choose to go with the narrative rather than facts.
I think its sad but also good to see the cloak of objectivity shed.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I listen to NPR in the car because I like to get the perspective of the unhinged since I have to deal with them on a daily basis.
Trump has promised to defund the National Endowment for the Farts.
Why hasn’t this already happened?
This is what I want to build:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/oblio13s-underground-chicken-coop
My water table is too high for something like that. It looks like I could dual-purpose a greenhouse for plant starts and ‘shroom warmth, but I will likely need to do some clearing and foundation buildup.
Yes. Extreme fetish. Fully dressed women in modest clothing.
That’s actually a thing in porn, aka CFNM, clothed female, naked male.
Naked dudes? WTF? I’m not MJ.
And yes, I was aware.
CHICKEN BUNKER!
Chicken coops are a scam.
You could sand bag it…..set up some little chicken aiming stakes…
My grandmother gave me her china set that was a 25th wedding anniversary present (silver rim on everything, handwash) and bought herself a new set that was microwavable and dishwasher-safe. I ended up with that one, too, when she passed, and actually use it.
I think Dad gave Mom’s china to the church. I didn’t want a third set that was handwash only, and sister wanted it but only if we mailed it to her.
couple of rolls of concertina wire around it………
In my house if its not on a paper plate..yer using the “good china”.
Chicken Bunker is going to be a new poat category.
Shut your chickenhole!
Cluck off!
So… my mom posts a story about how Netherland’s male politicians are walking hand in hand in support of the two gay men who were brutally beaten last week ,while walking in public holding hands , by “homophobic youth.”
And you have to dig and dig and dig to glean any identity of the perps.
I’ll give you guess 5 guesses.
It’s just soooo funny how they so desperately want to use this story to advance their narrative, and will try to so hard to hide the truth.
CFNM : Chicken Fellatio Nugget Master
Heh, comment of the day at AOS:
Before I go to my bunk, let me re-state:
Everywhere Susan Rice’s name appears, replace it with Dick Cheney’s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2017 11:00 AM (/f1mm)
I’ll give you guess 5 guesses.
It’s just soooo funny how they so desperately want to use this story to advance their narrative, and will try to so hard to hide the truth.
Lutherans?
Buddhists?
White male gamer geeks?
Brooks Brothers Suit Liberation Front?
People for the abolishment of ice dancing as a sport?
So, I was talking to Pay, lamenting that my two boys have moved out w/o really any big “goodbye” and I haven’t head from them. My daughter is in Italy. Other daughter in college.
I’ve got one kid. It’s lonely. Pay tells me I need more dogs.
Sooooo, it’s his fault I’m perusing breeders.
I mean, for the future. NOT FAR AWAY FUTURE.
You should start getting cats, Car in.
For the future you.
I have too many cats. I’m going to replace the cats with dogs. Win/win.
I’m thinking a shepherd now. black and tan
cat ladies can NEVER have too many cats.
Right mare?
I’ve got one kid. It’s lonely. Pay tells me I need more dogs.
Sooooo, it’s his fault I’m perusing breeders.
I mean, for the future. NOT FAR AWAY FUTURE.
Wait until he walks through the door and scream “PUT ANOTHER BABY IN ME!”
You’ll get all the dogs you want after that.
You could start breeding chickens for chick sales.
Ooo, ooo! Time for goats!
Whose effing turn is it to kick Hotspur’s ass?
Whose effing turn is it to kick Jay’s ass?
Mare be agitating and shit.
Im not in favor of beating the shit out of people……its just one more set of bodily fluids that will have to be cleaned up. I mean after you slap the snot out of em, and make their face and head bleed, it just gets to be a little much adding another substance….But hey…Im a moderate kinda guy……
CHICKEN BUNKER!!
Whose turn is it to kiss Mare’s ass?
I’m thinking a shepherd now. black and tan
Have I got a deal for you!
lol
look at these puppies. JUST LOOK AT THEM.
http://rdemidko.homestead.com/Puppies-pictures.html?_=1490013161983
I believe Mr Mare is signed up for that chore in perpetuity.
Moose and Oschi are going to stage an intervention.
Big nothingburger on the weather so far.
I’m thinking a shepherd now. black and tan
The first racist joke I ever remember hearing was told by my uncle while he was serving in the navy. I’m sure I wasn’t supposed to hear it as I was only about 8. I was prolly eavesdropping on the adults.
Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on Negros?
A: A doberman.
I don’t recall him using the word Negros though……but it was close.
Hailstorm! Not the good kind with a saucy ginger lead singer, either!
The one time I said to Mr. mare, “kiss my ass!” He replied with a serious face and tone, “I’d love to.”
He’s a very calm, smart man.
AND he made me laugh.
Well done.
Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
Do we have hostages in KC?
I can’t remember and geography isn’t my strong suit. How close am I to Maine?
I’ll kick Hotspur’s ass. It’s probably dragging on the floor behind him.
Pack a lunch, MJ.
Clintbird is in KC
MJ, did you move to shithole Indiana?
Pack a lunch. Heh.
Funny, but probably true.
Yes. In shithole Indiana.
Not impressed, although the house is really nice. Decided to renovate rather than build.
Does anyone remember the hot hispanic hostage chick’s name who used to hang out with us?
For the life of me I can’t recall her name.
April?
Ember?
Dick?
No, Wiser banned him.
We had a hot Hispanic chick?
Yeah. She was funny. Probably mid thirties.
I have zero memory of her.
But I’m not race centric like Hotspur.
I don’t give a shit about her race. It’s just a descriptor so you don’t ask if I mean Peej.
Skylia. She embezzled and turned lefty.
No, not her.
Wait, Folly?
Speaking of her, as you get older you turn righty.
WTF was her deal?
Hahahaha…Folly!!!!!
I really don’t remember her name. She had very prominent, very white teeth. And an award winning smile.
Hotspur had a stroke.
LOL
Running Ubuntu and Bash on Windows 10?
http://www.zdnet.com/article/ubuntu-and-bash-arrive-on-windows-10/
WTF was her deal?
SJWs got to her, I’d guess. Not sure.
A chick with a buttload of fucking tattoos will eventually reveal her lefty dickheadedness.
History is clear on this.
She embezzeled? What the heck?
As I recall she suckered PJ into buying something. (Maybe a purse.) PJ sent the money, dickface never sent the goods.
Solicited funds for some custom purses and never delivered nor refunded, iirc. Two of the hostagettes lost some $.
Holy crap!! Hostages are too kind to ever rip off, biach!
It was TiFW and me who were swindled.
Sorry, Roamie. My memory is faulty. Evidently I’ve had a stroke.
Funny Puerto Rican lady, I remember her, Hotspur. But I don’t remember her handle. She migrated over to the site that Dick and BiW had after Dick was banned, IIRC. Aggie? Was her name something-Aggie?
So, you pussyhats can’t remember who I was trying to recall.
You’ve all had a stroke.
LC Aggie Sith
Yeah yeah yeah. Laura wins the coveted Save Hotspur’s Ass prize.
Aggie is at hookersansbooze.com
hookersandbooze.com, he mistyped…
She still pops in once in a blue moon.
If she pops in and I’m here, I’ll tell her myself, but if I’m not here tell I miss her.
I miss Aggie, too.
Ohhhh, I thought Aggie left when there was a kerfuffle here and she started her own website in protest.
Cheering for Justin Thomas in the Masters this year. Par 3 got rained out.
It’s like back in the days when Mare bugged out, and I was saying, “Where the fuck is Mare?”
Speaking of which, “Where the fuck is Cyn? Where the fuck is PJ? Where the fuck is Sohos??”
And while we’re at it, “Where the fuck is DaveInTexas? Where the fuck is MCPO? Where the fuck is Cuffy?”
Mare?
Aggie’s a good egg –
i’m sure that xb licking his eyebrows in the corner, fondling his junk, and yelling at her to bring him a juice-box is what drove her off….
Miss Andy too.
Actually, I stayed a weekend with Aggie last summer, and hope to visit her again this summer. She’s up there with Roamy and Cyn in the hugging department.
I have been wracking my brain for days trying to remember her name. Thank you.
She still paints junk and makes it pretty.
just fuking with ya –
aggie and you are good shits’ –
she has a better eye for hookers tho…
just sayin’
“Miss Andy”
heh
for leon ONLY
http://tinyurl.com/jwdcj2e
revenue ideas
Aggie. YES!!!1
That was it.
Andy is currently a colonel in the People’s Army of China.
Don’t ask.
Friends don’t let friends farm alpacas.
People’s *Liberation* Army of China.
If you put enough time and money into a slot machine, they bring you drinks!
What a country.
You are a much better customer when you’re drunk.
Friends don’t let friends farm alpacas.
That needs to be on a t-shirt.
Only fat kids would wear that t-shirt.
*cancels order*
You are a much better customer when you’re drunk.
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Adam Smith: You are a much better customer when you’re drunk.
blorg
Take away Carin’s keys. She’s obviously lost it. Too many fake doubles.
Got a “free” $8 rum and coke sitting at a $.50 slot machine which paid back my $15 investment with $11.30 over about 15 minutes. I tell you that my life is awesome and I’m the luckiest man alive.
Aggie’s hubby got a job in DC and she had to cut ties with Morons and Moron affiliates. She’s on Twitter and flits in and out of Facedouche.
Watching Brockmire. Totes H2 type of show
I H8 democrats. Starting to H8 people that vote for democrats. Legislatures across the US have been listening to testimony for BBA and L8 term abortion hearings. Killing me. Fucking killing me.
The tide is high and I’m moving on
Out watching live band burlesque show. The girls are cute, but the curly haired trumpet player is adorable. I want to do naughty things with her.
Chat her up
She’s busy on stage. We chatted last month and now I don’t remember her name.
Antonia, her name is Antonia. We just had a nice conversation.
Delicately, Enrique restored paintings.
hey sean – does ricky specialize in a particular style of painting that he restores
watermelons are back in the grocery stores around here….
summer must be on the way
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heh – http://tinyurl.com/jtlhz7k