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Hello balloon animals, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a porn star and chronic button pusher, born in Oregon September 23rd, 1989. She measures 34-24-36, 5’7″ and 123lbs. Please stop worrying about the beaver and welcome, Miss Dani Daniels.
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That small, circular spot on her inner right butt cheek was a distraction that prevented me from fully enjoying the Dani Daniels work out video.
Bruise? Healed abscess? Nascent zit? Errant butt plug insertion scar?
I need answers dammit!
Other than that (and her penchant for multiple dick insertions) she’s close to the gorilla of my dreams
She’s got acting chops too!
https://is.gd/Gdz6De
Might be the aftermath from the “welcome” gif session.
Perhaps. If so she might qualify for worker’s compensation.
Her bio on boobiepedia said she was a Bernie supporter.
If only there was some way to muffle her voice when she started talking politics …
Morning.
Different anti-Walmart groups buy shares to get access to our meeting. Union groups. Etc. I am in line with the Chinese associates.
wakey wakey
Good morning, Hostages!
Anyone know how Cyn is doing?
My theory:
some bloke having an argument with his girlfriend screamed: I would rather be a festering ass-pimple on a slutty whore than put up with your bullshit!
A kind genie heard him.
Nice Beaver.
Dani Daniels like to lick butt. Or so I’ve heard.
Morning, children. Waiting for a meeting with a knife company. Show starts in a few hours. Knife people are interesting, moonshine was flowing last night.
Ok. So the violence on the left if totally out of control. Regular people, trying to express their 1st amendment rights are being attacked, and the attackers have the support of the media, HRC, and Bernie.
That’s scary as hell.
We don’t know that she likes it, all we know for sure is that she’s willing to do it for a reasonable price.
Jewtin!! Where ya been lately?
That’s a feature, not a bug. It’s what keeps lefty politics going, despite it being wrong most of the time.
I hope, nay I am sure, that Trump will make the association between this thuggisgness and Hillary, and make it stick.
>>We don’t know that she likes it, all we know for sure is that she’s willing to do it for a reasonable price.
Leon. Taking the enigmatic allure out of things since forever.
Well my illusions are shattered. I thought she really liked it and that the money she was given afterward was just a bonus.
Serious question to those older than me or who have been following politics longer:
Is this normal? There wasn’t much violence during the bush/gore thing. And a whiff of sideways glance at Obama brought out charges of racism and nazi tactics so I’ve never really seen anything like this. Pregnant chicks, kids, girls, all being surrounded and assaulted, caught on camera, then blamed for inciting the violence because they went to a rally or wore a shirt.
The first question a reporter asked a bloody guy that was sucker punched was ‘what did you do to provoke this?’
Is this normal?
It was normal in the Weimar Republic.
Leon. Taking the enigmatic allure out of things since forever.
It’s a gift.
MJ, I think this is old, like Goths in Rome old, but I’m pretty sure it’s new to America. Even in the NY draft riots during the Civil War it was men fighting men.
What I think is interesting – and this has happened over and over again throughout history – is that the initial push to agitate these asshats was made by “mainstream” politicians. Black lives matter was used by the Obama administration (directly and through proxy) to further their agenda. NOW they can’t control them. The same with the la Raza crowd to promote their immigration nightmare upon us. When the left/media/elected leaders uses the rhetoric they do – and justify their motivations – this is the kind of shit that develops.
Hillary says not just that Trump would be a bad president – but that he’s “Dangerous”.
Well, shit. If he’s dangerous that one cannot go TOO far to try to stop him.
Same is true if you believe deep down that we live in a racist country. no action is unjustifiable.
In my day, there were riots in 1967 in Detroit, and other places. Of course there were the riots at the 1968 Chicago Democrat convention. Then there were loads of student riots in the late 60s early 70s. Kids got shot at Kent State. Bill Ayers and his ilk were blowing up shit. On and on.
Big difference today, is that the media is sympathetic to the lawless bastards, and they cover the events in a completely ass-backwards way.
It’s unsustainable, and SGTHTF.
Is this normal?
It will be if we don’t start backing up the First Amendment with the Second.
Item: http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/06/02/blood-san-jose-anti-trump-protesters-attack-trump-supporters/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
I am just going to point out that in the first picture it looks like she and Hilary got their cankles from the same place and in pic 6 her 5 o’clock shadow makes it look like she is growing a goatee. Still she’s better than that mail order bride I got from Chernobyl who came complete with chest hair and a tail (although is it really a tail if it’s in front?)
They blame the violence on Trump’s violent rhetoric, and yet nothing is said of the flag burning, Mexican flags (what would happen if we burned on of those?), or the signs demanding “Socialism now”.
All three of those things are “violent rhetoric” in my book.
I blame the girl for wearing a short skirt when she gets raped.
Honestly, they seem to be targeting women in a way that’s really, really creepy.
Surrounding a girl and pelting her with food and bottles is Middle East type of shit.
Most of these assholes are third-world immigrants and the rich white kids who idolize them.
And don’t you know they love us. It’s just that we make them so angry. It’s our fault really. They’ve made their expectations clear and if we fail to live up to them, then we have to be taught a lesson.
Democrat party sees the writing on the wall. They want to breed/import enough democrats to make fraud unnecessary.
And vilifying the gringo is the best way to unite everyone else.
Well, I guess I’ve turned the corner. I will now enthusiastically vote for Trump.
Fuck those bitches that hate America. Go back to wherever or assimilate.
Even a few months back, it was very clear in my mind, that Trump is not my first, second or third choice. But if it his him VS some goddamned dirty democrats, I am pulling for him.
Better the clown than the criminal.
I wonder who Hillary feels about Dani Daniels.
1. Mild stirring in her Depends™
2. Too drunk, can’t get in the mood
3. Fantasy of Huma and Dani
4. Gorilla
Trump may be a gold-plated dumpster fire, but if Hillary! gets into the White House these thugs will become a permanent part of the landscape. Does anyone really think that the election in 2020 would be even remotely fair?
Trumpster fire.
MJ, Hillary will watch while Huma and Dani do the dirty
Here is an artist’s depiction of Hillary watching:
https://oyiabrown.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/female-gorilla.jpg?w=350&h=200&crop=1
There’d be a coup or a civil war in 2022.
>> I wonder who Hillary feels about Dani Daniels.
http://tinyurl.com/zrk3qt8
Leon, this is what I think the more conservative states can and should do: form an unofficial alliance and coordinate action. Declare that they will refuse to obey any federal laws that exceed the constitutional power of the fed. If Feds retaliate by cutting funding, counter by preventing IRS agents from operating officially in their state. Stir shit up. These are paper tigers. They will fold. If they send in the Military, they would soon realize that the Military has grown a conscience, and won’t obey illegal and immoral orders.
Don’t leave the union, just make it an uncomfortable coexistence.
Article Four, Section Four.
Time to return it to the Territory of California.
You guys are going to make me barf
Except the conservative states also have a high percentage of lefties, too. They have been pulling in the other direction for years. The right leaners tend to just get along.
Wall the cities, lock them in, sell day passes for 1 oz of gold.
It’s National Doughnut Day. I’ll have to pass.
Nobody says doughnuts. Those are attached to the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
“Donut” is what stupid people write in place of a word they can’t spell. Like “orderves”.
Hair Covair.
Leon, if you are talking about hors d’oeuvres, I like to pronounce them as ‘Horse devours’, because that is what I do, devour them like a horse.
Comment by MJ on June 3, 2016 10:19 am
Well, I guess I’ve turned the corner. I will now enthusiastically vote for Trump.
Fuck those bitches that hate America. Go back to wherever or assimilate.
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Yes, my pretty, Yeeeeessssssss! Welcome.
Mike Gallagher is doing a thorough job of covering the scum who were beating up Trump supporters yesterday at a rally. On camera, a pregnant woman was knocked to the ground and kicked. WTFF? These “let’s make California Mexico again” pieces of shit can go f*ck themselves.
I would say lets give away California to Mexico, Portland and Seattle to China, Chicago to Kenya and New York state to Haiti.
But all these countries are facing huge issues and don’t need the cancer.
Nah, just divide the country into three. The West Coast, the Central United States, and the Northeastern United States.
I’m on a conference call that’s quite boring so I’ve been reading lefty comment boards.
They like violence and think it’s justified, especially against women and minorities that don’t fall in line.
You mean Northern Mexico, United States of America, and Western Sweden, right?
Oh. My. Gosh. I was going through my “favorites” again and I hit Rosetta’s “Henry, Creepy Fan.” So very funny. Do you guys remember creepy fan? An Indian guy from India watching a soccer match who was staring in a creepy fashion at the camera? Then Rosetta posted a pic of Henry with the same look staring at the camera.
hahahahahaha….Man, I loved that guy.
Yeah, this is going to work
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/clinton-new-formula-trump_us_5751784ce4b0eb20fa0d9401?o8c2feci7uanu92j4i
They like violence and think it’s justified, especially against women and minorities that don’t fall in line.
Are they really so daft as to think that taunting Happy Fun Balltm is a good idea? Do they really think that they’ll survive the backlash, or has it never occurred to them that such is coming?
1) They don’t think a backlash is coming because they live in a bubble where they’re dominant and can get away with this shit.
2) The few who do realize a backlash will occur think that the military and police will fall in line and protect them.
Tushar,
I can’t wait for that to fail miserably.
US population is 12.5% black and about 13-14% Hispanic.
There is something funny I have discovered:
The average black person thinks that US population is 40-50% black, because the average black person lives among black people.
I don’t think the stats for Hispanics are vastly different.
They are going to be assertive if they think they outnumber (or will soon) the whites
No explicit nudity but NSFW anyway
https://is.gd/qcrpii
And yet, they think that isn’t racist.
Also, if they think oppressing minority whites is a good idea, they are damned fools. Seriously, if they really believe that white men are the source of all evil in the world, and all of them are potential rapists and serial killers and whatnot, how effin’ dumb would you have to be to push those guys in a corner?
That is why, never, EVER, surrender your second amendment rights.
In the end, that is the one which matters the most.
I really should sit down and work out the details on that nail gun idea.
And by nail gun I mean nail gun. Or screws. I’m not picky.
Nail gun idea?
I don’t know what I’m having such a hard time with my garden this year. I just can’t pull the trigger and decide where to put things. Ugh.
I just came up with where to put my two new blueberry bushes and I was almost ecstatic about it. I had some extra tom plants (the special ones I grew from seed) and i didn’t want to toss those so I used old hay around the boarder of my garden and made little soil pockets in that for them. We’ll see how that works. Still need to find a tood spot for my cucumbers.
Alex, Lowe’s sells tools. Springs, air compressors, batteries, electronics and electrical widgets, etc. They also sell nails, screws, and other tiny bits of metal in predictable shapes.
Say Hillary/whoever kills the 2nd and confiscations start. Say that in case of that event you’ve already got a shopping list and a set of instructions.
That idea.
It’s not even my idea, I lifted it from Cryptonomicon, though his was an Israeli who’d put out a set of DIY UZI instructions, still needed 9mm ammo.
The Israeli wanted to make sure that anyone, anywhere could arm themselves sufficiently to resist tyrants.
That’s where IEDs came from.
Can’t blame the weapon, only the wielder.
Leftism IS a mental disorder.
If the rural white American population goes postal, they could put Al Quaeda, ISIS etc to shame. And I would join them.
I hope they welcome you as one of their own, Tushar.
You should buy my neighbor’s house so I can vouch for you in the burning times.
And also so they won’t live there anymore. Totally secondary.
Leon, they accepted Bobby Jindal. They would accept me.
You’ll have to change your name to Tim or Earl. Something really American.
Anecdote: Bobby Jindal used to tell his Hindu parents that he was going out drinking with his friends so he could sneak away to RCIA. Heard he talked about it in an interview on EWTN.
Have you perfected your southern accent yet?
What’s up, hot sausages?
*scans thread*
Look in the rearview mirror. The coup has come and gone. Bow to your cankled overlord. *wonders when the bitch dons her burkha burkha*
Lots of places have a South.
Fine, an Alabaman accent, then. Heck, even a Kentuckian would do.
Things have been busy in Beasnland. Weddings and several graduations to attend.
Beasnette graduated with her Masters and on the way home, she interviewed and accepted a position at a rural school district. She did have an interview at a nursing home/rehab firm, in a college town, that would have paid twice as much, but she felt a school setting would be more her speed as she worked hours for her certification and declined the nursing/rehab. I’m hoping she revisits the other option in the future. She has an awesome resume.
Knowing the boyfriend is just a half hour away, as opposed to the three it would have been at the other place, also sealed the school deal.
Hey, Beasns. Good to see you back.
Congrats to you and your daughter.
Have I told you all that my brother is a Bernie lover? Effing thief with an entitlement complex. Given his past and what he did to customers that pissed him off, I can see him fitting right in with the violent thug mentality. He was also a BLM supporter. With our dad a retired cop, who used his position to get the brat out of trouble several times. He verbally abused my sister who reminded him of that tidy little fact.
Congrats to Beasnspawn.
Thank you Hotspur. I’m happy she made her decision and has a job. I wish she would have gone the more money route but boyfriend and summers off is a big inducement.
For her graduation gift, we will be helping her furnish her apartment. New sofa is sitting in the dining room awaiting the move. I’m kinda jealous. It has a chaise lounge.
We’re about to go to Ikea, in a few.
Half the apartments we looked at were subsidized housing. Even with her crappy salary, she still made too much to be considered for any of them. Most were two bedroom/two bath town homes, for less than $500/month.
Told her to look close at her first pay stub and she will see where that subsidy is coming from.
Leon, according to Dave, you don’t have a southern accent until you can pronounce the name of the town of buckatunna in Mississipi correctly.
I can assure you, I can pronounce it correctly, and most of you cannot.
Who is Mis. Hum. at AOSHQ?
Pro tip:
Cairo, GA is pronounced Kay-Row.
Vienna, GA is pronounced Vie-Inna.
Misanthropic Humanitarian.
Thanks, BC.
Pro tip:
Cairo, GA is pronounced Kay-Row.
Vienna, GA is pronounced Vie-Inna.
And Athens, GA is pronounced Home-Of-Douchebag-Music-Acts.
Amazing day. We celebrated 25 years in Mexico and 20 years in China. The South African group came in singing their National Anthem. We defeated all 3 proposals from the anti-WalMartians.
I watched GSW/Cavs with associates from GA, NC, PR, SC, and FL last night. Great people.
We defeated all 3 proposals from the anti-WalMartians.
Trial by combat?
Truth is, I hear oso is a dirty spawn camper.
In Iowa,
Madrid is pronounced Mad-rid
Des Moines has silent s, both of them
Nevada is pronounced Nuh-Vay-Duh
Iowa City is pronounced Shit-hole
Very few associates voted. I was the only one in my row. When Fight for 15 rep got up to speak, one associate laughed at her when she said she lived in Cali, worked for WalMart for 5 yrs, and only made 10.61 an hour. We had been told to be respectful. Oops. Her other whines did not go over well with those of us at Shareholders.
I’ve worked for the pizza place for almost 30, and I don’t make $15.
I have a nice office job that uses some technical skills and -I- don’t make the equivalent of $15 an hour.
I have, however, seen the bozos folks say “deserve” $15 an hour. Most don’t deserve $5.
Has anyone noticed that GOP email messages usually go to Spam in Gmail, while Dem ones make it though?
Well, we’ve seen the future of retail and it’s weighted toward digital eCommerce.
Comment by Brother Cavil on June 3, 2016 2:20 pm
Lots of places have a South.
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I say something similar every time someone describes Northern Maine as “way up there”. There’s the whole eastern half of Canada above it!
Detroit, ME — Dee troyt
Minot, ME — My nott
Calais, ME — Kall us
Bangor, ME — Bang orr
Carmel, ME — Kar mell
St. Agatha, ME — St. Agath
Hoo boy.
What a day.
How many spiral gorillas did you encounter?
deleted, until I can figure out how to share it :Hope this works, but I got this in email, pretty cool!
To make up for it, a joke:
The second judge makes a good point.
Well he had to, that first judge is soft on crime!
Also, clearly they were not in Ohio, as the death penalty was not on the table.
Ooooffff. The Shriner’s did an outreach clinic at our hospital today which they do every year. Big difference this time? They used our office. I got there early and saw a few clowns in our waiting room and the light went off. Did some paperwork and then we had our monthly educational meeting. When I left the conference room the waiting room, elevator ad downstairs lobby was packed with clowns and people in cartoonish animal suits. The local news just featured the story and gave me scary clown flashbacks.
Ha ha ha!
I was just watching a video of verbal confrontation between Trump supporters and liberal shitbuckets.
The Trumpers started chanting ‘Build that wall’.
Me, the wife and kids joined in, and chanted ‘Build that wall’ for next five minutes.
Gawd, I have become a redneck.
And I am raising a family of rednecks.
In years to come your kids will remember this time as the “Election of 2016” when they see old news reports of crowds chanting “Build that wall”
Hey all. Just putting this here for no real reason whatsoever…
Good afternoon, shitholedump inhabitors.
Hmmmmm……spellcheck doesn’t recognize inhabitors. What the fuck do you call people who inhabit?
Seanm, that shit is triggering me. Make it go away.
I had to ride the elevator with a clown today. He was trying to be funny for a kid who was not buying into the act.
Good for the kid. That clown was gonna eat him.
If there was a clown enclosure at a zoo, nobody would ever want to swim with the clowns.
Hey, scott, your better half was asking some time ago what Pat’s bald spot is supposed to look like. The alt-text in this strip provides an answer:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01022007
It took 10 minutes to figure out what that meant. I’ll pass it on.
one associate laughed at her when she said she lived in Cali, worked for WalMart for 5 yrs, and only made 10.61 an hour.
Yeah, I call bullshit and would have laughed too. I was making $10/hr after 3 years, when I worked there. In MO, where pay is less than in CA.
Yeah!!!! Beasnsnsnsnssn is back!!
Squirrel?
mare, I’m having a hard time dealing with this election cycle. I’ve been trying to be a LIV. That and I have projects needing done, gardens tended, voles to conquer, graduations to go to, etc etc.
Oh and my daughter’s boyfriend has gone vegan. What next, his brain shrinks and he goes lefty? GAHH
Congratulations on your daughter’s achievements beasn.
https://is.gd/afE8WC
A Prius is probably next.
A Prius with a Bernie sticker.
Some day, beasnsnsnsnsn we’ll talk incredibly smart, loving to family, fun and funny daughters having boy friends we are not quite sure about.
Vegan? Vegan? I thought tattoos, muscle head, clean cut nice guy but not nearly as smart as daughter, was bad.
HA! Thank you, Jimbro.
mare, I’m a little concerned. She has no debt. She found a way for the university to pay her to go to grad school. The boy has loans and not sure what he wants to do with his poli sci/philosophy degrees.
Seriously, Beasnsnsnsbbs congrats on the graduation!
Though he did work third shift his last year at school, so he’s not a slacker.
Thank you, mare.
>>>>What next, his brain shrinks and he goes lefty? GAHH
He gets teh ghey.
I think like you, your daughter has a great relationship with her father like mine do. Their boyfriends are nice but I thought girls were supposed to choose boys like their dad like I did. A LOT LIKE THEIR DAD.
He can drive a philosophy truck.
Answered questions today with a paper from 1992 and photos from 1987. I may be an old fart, but I know stuff (and have it stashed here somewhere).
He can talk philosophy while serving lattes at Starbucks.
Oh and my daughter’s boyfriend has gone vegan. What next, his brain shrinks and he goes lefty? GAHH
She needs to dump him now or make bacon every time she’s around him. He can be saved, but if he’s dumb enough to start down that path, it’s unlikely.
>>>>What next, his brain shrinks and he goes lefty? GAHH
>>>He gets teh ghey.
Uh oh. He did compliment the sheets and duvet cover I have on the bed in the guest room.
https://is.gd/_for_Leon
What the hell is a duvet?
She needs to dump him now or make bacon every time she’s around him
She got snippy with me when I told her one must be careful while veganing. I know two women who stopped being vegans when they figured out it was f*cking up their ovulation and they couldn’t get pregnant. They added animal protein and BOOM, pregnant.
A duvet is a cover for a quilt.
I thought tattoos, muscle head, clean cut nice guy but not nearly as smart as daughter, was bad.
If this guy eats beef and knows how to weld, he’s good with me.
What the hell is a quilt?
>>>>Uh oh. He did compliment the sheets and duvet cover I have on the bed in the guest room.
You don’t have a son, do you?
Thanks Pupster.
I know two women who stopped being vegans when they figured out it was f*cking up their ovulation and they couldn’t get pregnant.
Vegan chicks are also oddly the non-Catholics most likely to be using NFP. Vegan + HBC is havoc for ovaries/cycles/etc.
Beasn, the daughter might want to consider the other job that pays double. The one where the vegan boyfriend is at a much safer distance.
Mare, what are your daughter’s boyfriend’s plans for your daughters?
One of the bridesmaids in the wedding my daughter was the maid-of-honor, has a baby but not married. They live together and want to wait until they have enough money for a nice wedding, in two years.
You’re already playing like you’re married. Get it done at City Hall and have a party later. WTF? You’re never going to have enough money.
What the hell is a quilt?
Something your mom packs in with your sheets and blankets when you move away from home.
Btw, when did 34 = BB?
>>He can drive a philosophy truck.
Shifting the gears of a truck is not as easy as yapping about paradigms shifting.
If that kid isn’t working on a JD, his undergrad is basically a boat anchor.
You don’t have a son, do you?
He lives in another state. We converted his room into a guest room with nice sheets, duvet cover, and extra pillows.
I thought a duvet was a fancy toilet.
Oh for fucking fucks sake!
The first wookie is kvetching that she has to wake up in a house built by slaves. Move out, bitch.
My ancestors (well, not exactly my ancestors, but people of my clan) were being enslaved by fucking Arabs 200 years ago. At some point you have to stop displaying your imaginary wounds and gaining undeserved sympathy.
**This is the first time I have used the word bitch. I don’t like that word. It is insulting.
**I would like to apologize to female dogs.
That’s a tuffet, Scott. That’s why Little Miss Muffet was so upset.
A duvet could be a field expedient toilet.
Scott, that’s a bidet, not a duvet. It is used for washing your ass and nether regions. It is a French invention. They hated full body baths or showers, but still had to do some stank control.
One of my ROTC classmates used his philosophy major to go active duty infantry
Tushar, I don’t think she would take that suggestion kindly.
She is very tight with a buck, so I don’t think she would enter into something that would have her paying off anyone’s debt.
Though she did ask the hypothetical of what I would think if they moved in together as roommates if she took that job, you know, to save money. Um……..you are an adult and will do what you want but oh HELLS NO! We had a huge fight. If you were meant to be together, you would find a way without compromising your morals.
I have a feeling the boy would respect our wishes.
Beasn, I know you enough to know that you raised a strong and mature daughter. She will take right decisions and she will be fine.
**gives Beasn a brotherly bear hug**
Since when was the White House built by slaves? Every comment section of every BLM bitch session has slaves building everything.
It won’t last.
Socialists have this weird thought that the only way you become rich is by robbing poor people.
Who exactly were these poor people who still somehow had enough money to be robbed blind by John D Rockefeller, JP Morgan, Vanderbilt, Henry Ford and Bill Gates?
You lazy assholes have no asset other than your stupid entitlement complex. There is no practical way to exploit you. You are the exploiters, the moochers, the parasites.
*hugs Tushar back* You are very kind and I hope you are right.
I did not like that particular argument over that hypothetical. In my hypothetical, I want the boy to make the effort to go see her wherever and respect her (and us) as the lady we raised her to be.
https://is.gd/_also_for_Leon
I never understood the idea the rich got all their wealth from the poor. Crack is a helluva drug.
https://is.gd/__For__MJ
Beasn, people who have met me will testify that my hugs are high quality. Right behind Dave hugs and Rosetta hugs.
Speaking of which, fuck Rosetta. Fuck him with all the venom I have for him.
Sorry. i am a bit drunk. And I remembered that asshole.
That looks just like me.
Crossfit is odd.
GND adores you Tushar and I’m glad she got to meet Rosetta in AZ.
Now that I think of it, the police also liked you…
I am glad I got to know him.
Speaking of which, fuck Rosetta. Fuck him with all the venom I have for him.
Sorry. i am a bit drunk. And I remembered that asshole.
I understand. He makes me sad. What a waste.
A couple of weeks ago, I found a bib I was working on, meant to be sent to his little boy before he was born. I never finished it because my piggies got sick and I spent a lot of my time being nurse and hospice….which went on for months.
It is a cross-stitch that had a cartoon puppy on it and the words ‘Row, Row, Row, Your Boat’. I changed it to look like his Pig Dog, with the words ‘Ride, Ride, Ride, Your Pig Dog’.
I’m not sure if I should finish it now. Will it be too depressing or will it be a nice reminder of the big goof?
Just submitted a column to wiserbud’s contact at the website he’s writing for. In it, I advocate for large-scale government-sanctioned cannibalism.
I hope they like it.
*strange new respect for Sean*
https://is.gd/OxySoa
>>>Speaking of which, fuck Rosetta. Fuck him with all the venom I have for him.
Tush, let it go. He wasn’t in his right mind.
Don’t hate the man. Hate the disease.
And then remember the good times.
Wiser, You know I don’t hate him.
I don’t hate that motherfucking asswipe.
I am gonna be so pissed when Shawn’s column gets more clicks than mine……
MJ, if you decide to have kids, think twice.
Me and the Mrs decides to unwind after a hard week. Has some scotch. And then one kids shattered a glass bowl.
I was shooing the kids away from kitchen while the wife scrubbed the floor clean, all while being drunk.
Yeah, do think twice.
https://is.gd/__For__GND
We have to see if they’ll actually publish it, first. You know, because suggesting that millions of people be slaughtered and eaten might not be for everybody.
You lazy assholes have no asset other than your stupid entitlement complex. There is no practical way to exploit you. You are the exploiters, the moochers, the parasites.
It boggles the mind that the people who are calling for living wages and guaranteed incomes are able to watch Idiocracy and laugh.
Somehow they don’t realize that creating an underclass of overpaid workers/guaranteed income recipients leads directly to the world shown in Idiocracy by assigning value to lack of skills and ambition. And that they are the first adopters of that lifestyle.
Tushar,
You do give a nice shoulder rub.
In a manly way, of course.
I have a week of vacation and am staying home.
Went out yesterday and shot my 1928 Russian Sniper rifle for the first time. Dead on at 50 yds, will test it at 100 yds tomorrow.
Also shot my concealed carry 380 ACP and 2 rounds of trap.
Spent about 2 hours today cleaning guns. It was fun.
Cleaning the Mosin was no fun, but the Ammo is cheap, so you have to balance it out.
>>>>Wiser, You know I don’t hate him.
I know, my friend. I know.
I have no anger, because I can not imagine the level of pain he was experiencing that made him believe he was choosing the right solution.
I still cry for my friend. But I have never been angry at him.
I reserve that for myself.
>>In it, I advocate for large-scale government-sanctioned cannibalism.
**Tries to nibble on Jimbro’s ear. Gets whacked on the nose with a stethescope.
Wiser, that is another thing we need to address. I know your pain, and your anger at yourself. It is not your fault that Rosie hid his troubles from you. He was trying to save you, us, the trouble. He shouldn’t have. He should have reached out a bit.
Tushar, I have learned that drinking and parenting don’t mix. Parenting is still very much worth it, you just can’t get drunk most of the time.
We have to see if they’ll actually publish it, first. You know, because suggesting that millions of people be slaughtered and eaten might not be for everybody.
Do you want the ability to author posts on the Animosity International site, because we’d publish that in a heartbeat.
My best friend has a boy who just graduated high school. He’s going to the University of Illinois this fall.
Graduation party is tomorrow. He went to ‘ritzy’ Catholic school in St. Louis (SLUH, for beasn).
Great kid, known him since he was a fetus.
Here’s the book I gave him:
Mrs. Phat skimmed it and said, ‘Order two for the girls’.
>>Tushar, I have learned that drinking and parenting don’t mix.
Well, fuck. Let me move on to meet my maker already.
Great choice of book, Phat Phatty Phat.
Get that kid a Chief Illiniwek shirt, phat.
Do you want the ability to author posts on the Animosity International site, because we’d publish that in a heartbeat.
oh fuck yeah!
Wiser, that is another thing we need to address.
Someday. In person. Over drinks.
I’m sorry, man. I get to drink enough to feel a good buzz about once a week. I get time for Fallout 4 once every 2 weeks now that the weather’s nice enough for me to be out in the garden.
Which, BTW, is finally done. The back garden, anyhow. I still have to finish the side and front gardens.
>>Someday. In person. Over drinks.
I trust Laura has talked to you about this.
Any time, any amount of time. Whatever is convenient to you. Drinks and dinner on me.
Looks like she’s gonna publish it. She almost woke her sick, sleeping baby laughing.
1/4 of the roof is getting finished in the morning. I will be alone with the baby, so there won’t be naps until at least noon. This could suck a lot.
Today I saw the bumper sticker “Chewbacca 2016 – Let the Wookie win”. If I weren’t concerned that’s a stealth move by Moochelle, I’d get one.
I should note that I stole Puppeh’s Randy Marsh picture and put it up in a Facechimp group. That was fucking awesome.
Whatever is convenient to you.
You may regret that decision. As much as L&S did recently.
I may have gotten a tad overly emotional as they were leaving.
>>Today I saw the bumper sticker “Chewbacca 2016 – Let the Wookie win”. If I weren’t concerned that’s a stealth move by Moochelle, I’d get one.
Ha ha ha!
She is no wookie. Wookies are good people. She is a fucking Klingon.
Tush,
Will have to wait until the next meat up to see you again.
I’m flying all international now: Amsterdam, London, and Sao Paolo.
Hope you are doing well my friend!
Ferengi.
Amsterdam, London, and Sao Paolo.
Talk about–Pop Music. Pop, pop, pop music.
Tushar, what were they doing not making wallets? And without their shock collars?
Laundry still hasn’t been done, nor have I started on my homework. Laaaaaaaaazy.
She is a fucking Klingon.
Heh. Yes, yes she is.
Col Alex
I came to the greatest country on the planet and gave birth to my kids, so they are at the greatest advantage. And I see that slipping away. Which means I am going to raise them to survive, to fight back, and flourish.
I did not work my ass off to be an evolutionary dead end.
My kids won’t be some slaves wearing collars and making wallets.
They will be masters of their own destiny.
I used to think my life goal was to be successful. Now I realise that that this was an easily achievable trivial goal.
Now my life mission is to make sure my kids succeed.
Tushar, you’re a good man for understanding that. Too many people in this country don’t.
Alex, you are cursed with the problem of the plenty. You have not seen deprivation, and thus don’t see the enormous fortune you have been bestowed with.
>>You may regret that decision. As much as L&S did recently.
>>I may have gotten a tad overly emotional as they were leaving.
I can assure you. L and S will be more worried about me being emotional than you.
I took Mini-me to the bookstore to buy her required summer reading book (there’s two, but I already had one) and to let her pick out some books for a late birthday present. I started reading her summer book while I was waiting. It is The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls. It is a good read so far, but wow, there’s some horrifying moments. She tells the story of her childhood with irresponsible parents with wanderlust. At one point, they were so poor, she and her sister mixed sugar with half a stick of margarine and pretended they were eating frosting. There was no other food in the house, no flour, no milk, no forgotten can of corn, nothing. The mother got mad at them for eating the margarine. At another point, she begs her mother to leave her father so they can go on welfare, because then there will be something to eat and some coal to keep warm.
blerg
Ga. Roamy, I used to do that tooo. Sugar and butter/ whatever. hoarder house. Fridge filled with rotten food or no food. great times.
Margarine?
Luxury.
(Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself.)
>>Comment by Sean M. on June 3, 2016 11:35 pm
>>Margarine?
>>Luxury.
>>(Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself.)
Don’t start the oppression Olympics when Wiser is not around. He hates itbwhen he cannot participate.
Yeah, the mom was/is a hoarder, and the dad was alcoholic. She seemed to cope by pretending it was all an adventure.
Before my parents divorced, I live in a nearly perfect house. It was ‘after’ that things fell apart. but kids have amazing coping skills. It just is. I could tell you guys stories. But it’s just gross/pathetic.
I can really live my entire life w/o knowing that mice are running over me as I sleep. ugh.
I have always maintained that the biggest folly of the western civilization is their casual approach to marriage.
Stick to your spouse. Not for your own sake, but for your children’s sake. You are not here for your own gratification. You are here to pass the torch.
Tushar, that used to be the philosophy in the West. It has only been in the last hundred years, and really in the last fifty, that divorce became so common. Thank the welfare state, women’s “liberation”, the sexual revolution, etc. The goal was to convince people that their personal gratification came first and everything else was a distant second.
I’m still on my corporate infused future earnings cha-ching high.
Wookiee/HS
So, instead of hiring a delivery fleet, WalMart announced a collaboration with Uber and Lyft drivers. Store pick up is only enhanced by order/Walmartpay/ uber deliver.
Come on join the party
Derp to kill
Won’t you come and join the party
Derp to kill.
http://bit.ly/1ZlFRkW
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Somehow, my most recent AVG update blew away all of my browser history and my desktop wallpaper in the reboot.
Day 2 of roofing. Day 1 of single parenting this weekend.
Mornin’, hosers.
Tushar, thanks for birfin yo brown babies here in the Former USA. Quality people are in short supply.
As for the violence of our enemies, they do indeed need to reconsider their tactics. Bluntly put, angry white folks don’t burn neighborhoods. They burn continents.
If the Trumpsters truly start fighting back, there’s gonna be a lot of blood in the streets. Briefly.
Worky worky today. Will try to squeeze CF in before … although I’m not sure which workout I’ll do.
CF?
Clusterfuck?
Cantankerous Fornication.
Candied Falafels.
Serve with bacon.
Cut Foreskin
I brought my Nova home yesterday. It still looks like an eggplant, but I get a boner every time I turn the motor.
It doesn’t go.
CF?
Continentwide Fuckstorm. When you push Trumpers over the edge.
It’s got a 350 with a monster 4 barrell carburetor and a 3/4 cam. That damn thing moves.
Jewstin, what exactly is this Nova thingy?
Good morning!
Wondering how TFG is going to make Muhammad Ali’s death about him. Pic of him in a boxing pose?
Tush, it’s a 1977 Chevy Nova/Concourse Cabriolet. Somebody started to turn it into a muscle car and then had to abandon it. It’s butt-fuck ugly, but good god, it’s fun to drive.
Ali, RIP.
But I was NEVER a fan of the guy. Draft dodger, fake muslim (the best kind though), wife cheater, blow hard, but a very good boxer, not much else.
He was very nice in person. He stayed at the hotel I worked at on the early 90s.
Bread and circus provided by Cassious Clay. Until the next distraction.
Oy. That is one ugly car.
But in the era of hope and change, ugly is the new beautiful.
Ali owned one of Capone’s old mansions in SW MI. I used to drive past it now and then.
It’s very very purple.
No va.
Well, being nice is important so I’ll give him his due for that.
I will poat picshures, I just have to figure out how to get them off my phone and on to the interweb tubes.
Baby somehow sleeping through roofing.
Jewstin, you can cable the phone or email them to yourself.
So this photographer famous for taking photos of hundreds of naked people in public places is angry at Trump.
He is planning to protest a Trump rally with hundred naked women.
I don’t think he has thought this through.
This will be the biggest Trump rally ever!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/photographer-tunick-plans-nude-demo-against-trumps-hate-035451631.html
My aim was to sync the thing, but all of my USB cables are cat chewed. Fucking cats.
“It’s an artwork, not so much a protest but an action to heat up the city… (and) show that women have power,”
Yes, and that power is to take off their clothes for attention from men. That’s literally the message here.
But I’m a misogynist.
When I was growing up we heard sayings in our house all the time like:
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Waste not, want not.
Wonder if people still pass on that kind of wisdom? Do people have sayings anymore?
Kardasian home wisdom:
Skank a lot, bank a lot.
Mare, in this house:
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch.”
“Better have it and not need it than need it and not have it.”
“Patton’s advice” (Never pass up an opportunity to pee)
There’s also “Zero moment arm, infinite force”, but that’s a geek response to pushing on the door at the hinges and not very wise.
Mare, Wisdom of Solomon, Sirach, and Proverbs are all still there, timelessly waiting to be read again.
Sadly, most bibles in America are missing 2 of those, because Martin Luther needed to throw out whole books to support his theology.
Seriously, my parents had sayings for everything. And they stuck with me. My Dad also had songs for everything too.
I cannot pass a penny on the street because of that saying. It’s like I need to respect the worth of that penny to have more come into my life.
My Mom often said, “make a dollar, save a dime.”
I heard those in my home too, Roamy. I hope I’ve passed on those sayings to my kids. I’ll have to ask them.
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
Shut up whores.
Nu 1
New post.
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
Shut up whores.
Mare made me laugh