Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving.
Most of my friends have better taste in literature than “Fifty Shades of Grey”, but there’s a few who are anxiously awaiting the movie this weekend.
Mare?
Anyhoo, the actor playing the part of Christian Grey is Jamie Dornan.
Sorry you’re cold.
The movie also stars Victor Rasuk,
Max Martini (make me a drink!)
and Luke Grimes.
I wish I had something more creative to say, but that’s all I’ve got. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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BUNK!
I don’t see how he’s all that. Guess it’s the bullwhips, huh?
Tards of fuck, good morning.
What are you kickboxing, Jay?
Exercise class at a local church, really good rates, and kinda fun.
Wakey wakey. All day homeschool thing, then work.
Why are you back in homeschool? Did you go back for another degree?
Jamie Dornan use to be in the show Once Upon a Time. He definitely had a certain sex appeal there.
I have not read 50 Shades of Grey.
My husband returning home from a yearly reunion with high school friends, said a number of guys wives were reading it and they described their wives as unusually “horny” afterwards (their words not my husbands).
I said I thought it was about bondage sex play. His comment, “Oh, for God’s sake what is wrong with everybody?”
hahahaha
*applies for a government grant to study the connection between reading about sex and horniness
Buys a new boat after MJ/Mare gets that 15 million dollar grant.
MJ/Mare “role-playing”:
http://tinyurl.com/pdj5dte
Does anyone have the definitive answer on the grey vs gray controversy?
*applies for government grant to study the connection between the shade of grey coloration on female horses and corresponding whip response*
Yes, Mare. One is a color, and the other one is a color.
the e one is a colour.
Duh.
MJ/Mare “role-playing”:
http://tinyurl.com/pdj5dte
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Hahahahahahaha. We’re hilarious.
Research Day 2: An important lesson was learned.
http://is.gd/hSd9fG
Hey, some random guy:
http://tinyurl.com/p97k9sk
hahahaha……latex reminds me of that lovable idiot Rosetta and his fetish.
…..one of his fetishes.
Research Day 4:
Sexy costuming with undesired effect:
http://tinyurl.com/mbao4mp
grAy is American
grEy is English
Gray is your pubes, old chap.
Day 5: Mare/MJ before slipping into the day’s costume.
http://is.gd/rXfMF3
Research Day 10:
Mare/MJ bondage fail:
http://tinyurl.com/pbguu6x
[i]My husband returning home from a yearly reunion with high school friends, said a number of guys wives were reading it and they described their wives as unusually “horny” afterwards (their words not my husbands).
I said I thought it was about bondage sex play. His comment, “Oh, for God’s sake what is wrong with everybody?”
hahahaha
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Someone published an article about that book and made the argument that it’s popular because masculinity has died out in much of the West.
It has indeed.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/10/chelsea-manning-joining-guardian-newspaper-as-opinion-writer/
Wow, some of the stuff on Kayla Mueller is eye opening. Protestor working with the Palestinians against the IDF and settlers? Nice. I guess we know how she got a letter out.
Not quite the story in the MSM, is it? St Pancake reborn.
You like the muzzies and what we stand for?
OK, good. We’ll kill you last.
I was listening to Kayla’s aunt speak yesterday and was reeeeally trying to find some sympathy there, but her statement just ticked me off. Just amazingly tone-deaf and obnoxiously arrogant.
I mean, I feel badly for their loss and fucking hate the sub-human scum that killed her, but she there is also the fact that she put herself in that position in the first place with her silly “I can save the world!” attitude
Their attempt to make her a martyr is duly noted.
impressive dedication:
http://www.t-nation.com/workouts/american-sniper-workout
Liberalism is a mental disease:
http://twitchy.com/2015/02/10/huffpo-did-sen-joni-ernst-pull-a-brian-williams-by-calling-herself-a-combat-veteran/
Yes, please.
Liberalism is a mental disease:
must deflect. Must confuse. Must protect. Must attack.
The most amazing part is that these people are so indoctrinated that they don’t even have to be told anymore. It is simply a reflex with them.
My leftwing daughter posted the story about the three people killed in Chapel Hill, NC. When I asked her what relevance their being Muslim was to the story, she said it was obviously a hate crime.
Hahahahaha
Crikey, I love her, but when is she ever going to wake up?
You want some soup with that sammich, Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/owdpmdl
came across this one on facedouche, I can share, but no attribution:
Comment by Cyn on February 11, 2015 12:53 pm
Yes, please.
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LOL’d
Why I think role playing won’t work for me. Hypothetical conversation between my husband and I:
Mare: Want to role play?
Husband: Sure, how about you be a French maid?
Mare: Is this just a trick to get me to do housework?
Husband: Yes.
Fin
Jay, every time someone makes on of those Fox News comments, my standard response is “Well, you must be a moron to be watching it.” To which they always reply “Oh, I never watch Fox. It’s bullshit.” (Or some such disparaging remark.)
To which I reply something like, “Well for fuck’s sake, do you realize how pathetic you just made yourself out to be?”
Mare, nowadays you can make him the French maid!
Mare and Mr. Mare:
HAHAHAHA
And the wifey needs to lose the blonde wig. Curly red hair is better.
I don’t know how you people deal with liberal friends.
I lost the ability in 2008.
I blame Facebook.
I have a few hippy dippy lib friends, mostly from the old days of HS and college, but none of them are particularly politically outspoken. The libs that were, I dumped.
The ability of liberals to ascribe blame is stunning.
Liberal: Obamacare saves everybody money…
Me: My premiums went up $500/ month, then another $125/month
Liberal: Smirks, that’s just the insurance companies using Obamacare as an excuse to jack up premiums……….
My lefty friend from med school was on fire during the Bush years. I remember being a ttheir house for a dinner party well before the 08 elections and the discussion was about the Dem candidates. Names like Lieberman, Hillary and Biden were being discussed seriously and I told them all it was going to be Obama (based on Rush’s monologue I heard earlier that day). None of them believed me.
I only see him once or twice a year and Obama has taken a lot of the wind out of his sails. Pretty sure he’s ready for Hillary though.
I agree, Hillary:
http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/the-comprehensive-supercut-of-hillary-clinton-laughing-awkwardly-with-reporters-20140627
It’s laughable!
Dem’s don’t want to win ’16. There is way to much work to do after the exemplary work of the past sadministration. I bet the nominate Uncle Plugz.
I could care less what people think.
Unless it’s music, movies, where to put my gentleman’s sausage, how cold to keep the fridge, the proper way to fold a towel, how to make coffee, the size and shape of Walt’s asshole, my haircut, your mom, whether or not vinyl is better than digital music, 1970s speakers, religion, god, drug use, bottled water, grammar, zumba, how to make drinks, Star Wars, the 8 series BMW making a comeback, electric cars, use of the word, ‘piker’, apple v android, the 2015 season for the Dickbutts, fish sticks, dry skin, Richard Pryor, smoking, vaping, gaping, horse tackle, fishing gear, lacrosse as a viable sport, grass seed, how to cheat on tax returns, using real napkins–not the paper kind, dry cleaning, pinot noir, blue cheese, when to stick up for yourself, locksmiths, beards, dubstep, the 1985 Bears, minions from that movie–you know the one, my friends, my family, real wood burning fires, classical guitar, militant gay rights weirdos, girls named Zoey, how to fire a handgun, matching socks, electric stove tops, celery, gas prices, texting, Hitler analogies, snail mail, kids with purple hair, Polo by Ralph Lauren, perfume, thongs, pig tails, tailgating, bass players, Christmas, the Rat Pack, selfies, candle scents, bad puns, cover songs, robots, SNL, BDSM, NASA, EDM, HDTV, BMW, NHL, FIF, high speed internet, candy crush, dryer lint, dadaism, muppet pron, or the proper time to leave a party.
Dem’s don’t want to win ’16. There is way to much work to do after the exemplary work of the past sadministration. I bet the nominate Uncle Plugz.
I’ve been saying this for a while. As least, Obama doesn’t want a Dem to win in 2016. A Republican successor can be attacked every day and blamed for the fallout from the last eight years.
^ **golf clap** ^
Who the fuck wound up MJ?
…and the market crash when the pumping stops.
When Republican policies result in the employment picture improving, one thing that will happen is people who have given up looking for work will start looking again. Which, that suddenly transforms them from “out of the labor force” to “unemployed” and artificially jacks up the reported U-3 Unemployment rate. Which Dems will disingenuously, and ceaselessly, hammer the GOP on.
“I couldn’t care less what people think. “
FIFY
and the middle class.
Thanks Chrispy.
You left out Your Mom™.
Thanks MJ.
Thanks xbrad.
You left out Your Mom™.
Thanks Hotspur.
Thanks, Hotspur™
You didn’t expect me to read the whole thing.
Obama’s sons have to cheat to win.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/jackie-robinson-west-little-league-stripped-of-us-title/ar-AA9gcQ3
I bet a white only team got second place and now is the winner
*drinks*
Fuck yeah.
Shit. I’m old.
http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2015/02/11/25-years-ago-today-buster-douglas-scored-the-biggest-upset-in-sports-history/
Split the pay-per-view with some college buddies, spent the day drinking beer and playing cards. That was a pretty good day.
Ha! Please, yes.
Polo by Ralph Lauren
hahahahahahahahahah
*invents solar powered vibrator*
*gets bought out by Algore*
Mare after reading BBF:
http://tinyurl.com/m5vrqat
Wait, there’s words on BBF?
Huh.
I thought I owned all the Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys mysteries, must have missed one:
http://tinyurl.com/oksdwt4
Wait, there’s words on BBF?
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hahahah…good point.
Well done MJ.
That doesn’t look like a boat, mare.
IT’S A TRAP!
MJ reminds me of my favorite movie scene of all time.
It’s a dog’s life.
http://tinyurl.com/npl45og
Tequilla Mockingbird.
[Heads to the bar.]
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR!
FLOOR!
Or white wine spritzers, finger prints on my computer screen, Top Gear–the UK version, dental hygiene, scuffs on the floor, white linens, sending thank you notes when someone gets you a gift, anal, good bacon, long eyelashes, the word coquettish, Demi Moore, Dudley Moore, Thomas Moore, Shakespeare, laser light shows at a community college, searing pain, a trustworthy lawyer, heated seats, putting flowers on the graves of family members on memorial day, Kraft macaroni and cheese, surfer dudes, French cuffs, cut off shorts, nylon stockings, bright red lipstick, WWII, the post office, overuse of the word douchebag, xbrad, sandalwood, incorrectly describing something as ironic, marriage, nipple clamps, going deaf, guys named Bob, steroid use, the simple fact that no one will admit that Obama smokes, Jim Carey, shaving it all off, plane crashes half way around the globe, the Big Ten–13 schools, soy, picture frames, gout, using the dishwasher, neo-nazis, fender benders, claiming that anything is a foregone conclusion, foam mattresses, popcorn made on the stove, the difference between butter and the fake stuff, kissing, traditional roles for men and women, fire, unfolding a road map, big ass spiders, V8s, speed limits, love, shrimp and grits, Wrigley Field, dimmer switches, acting like a lady in public, acting like a tiger in the bedroom, New Coke!, video games, hash brownies, a poorly chosen toupee, faux fur, faux intellectuals, pho, chili with beans, and the really tough decision to share your rubber fist as community property at a hippy colony.
Mare after reading BBF:
http://tinyurl.com/m5vrqat
Yes
MOM!!!! MJ GOT INTO THE ADDERALL AGAIN!!!
Put MJ’s rant in Teh Funnah!
Laser light shows at a community college
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hahahahahah
Mare loves MJ
(A form of self love)
http://tinyurl.com/lb2emmq
Cute
http://tinyurl.com/lb2emmq
Cute
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BWAHAHAHA
Mare, how is Texas treating you?
Hahahahahahaha.
That pretty much sums it up, Chumpo.
Scott, Texas has the nicest, most polite people and kids I’ve ever been around. A sincere use of manners and, “yes, mam…no, mam.”
There are a lot of men here, not the skinny jean/beany/flannel shirt wearers like the NorthWest. Real men, no doubt due to the hearty eating of beef, eggs and pork. Testosterone levels seem to be healthier than lots of other places I’ve lived.
I LOVE my house (my yard still sucks) but I miss the aesthetic of the beach. Texas goes dormant and all is brown.
Highly likely we will be moving within the year. Florida most likely, but my husband has a couple of business deals percolating in NC and SC. May be visiting those States shortly.
In brief, Texas has treated me well, and it will be hard to leave but I think I must. Husband loves it. Just got back from hunting. But he can do that via trips here during season. He wants me to be happy.
Anecdote….At the DFW airport saw one of those skinny jeans/beany/flannel shirt guys and was utterly disappointed in Texas until I saw his Oregon bag and remembered the National Championship game was that day and he was visiting from Oregon.
Ahhhhhh
Mini-Me: Mom, what’s so funny?
Roamy (thinks for a few seconds) (reads the list, leaving out stuff like assholes and Dickbutts)
Mini-Me: We didn’t start the fire…
We didn’t start the fire…
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The apple truly does not fall far from the tree. Well done!
http://tinyurl.com/oyr6hkn
Brussels sprouts, chores, and boring lectures, at bargain prices.
“We didn’t start the fire”
Millie Joel.
http://tinyurl.com/mjsbreakfast
Looks like Phat didn’t pass the test
http://tinyurl.com/netwv6f
(cancels res @ Che’Pepe’s Breakfast Haus)
Did anybody find themselves torn between being creeped out and flattered by the fact that anybody else named a sex toy after them today?
A little too much “sound of freedom”.
and squishy hugs to whoever changed the header
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2806#comic
Nerd Valentines
http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1810
A little early to be owning the comments.
Not so much owning, as long term lease.
Pretty sure he’s ready for Hillary though.
Obama’s evil twin. There is this chick over at Althouse’ who bashes obama and his bots constantly and is still butthurt over the primary shenanigans and Hillary getting the boot.
Other than the size of the cankles, there is no difference between the two of them. Same agenda, same Benghazi blood on their hands — Hillary has a longer history of lies and misogyny and corruption.
And this person would defend her to the death.
roamy, your observation about your hausfrau friend’s selfies, had me giggling like a loon.
Kill them.
We haven’t been talking much about Archer or Justified this year. WTF?
The my lawn, get off it moment of the day was explaining to the co-op that the telescope on Skylab used film canisters which were changed out by EVA. Film. No, not like Mylar, FILM. Kodak. Shit.
Whats Archer Justified? Sounds like a crime drama. is it like Cagney and Lacy Lady? Tenspeed and Brownshoe? Simon and Si’mon?
I’m in the weeds here, X and by in the weeds I mean…well, y’know.
The my lawn, get off it moment of the day was explaining to the co-op that the telescope on Skylab used film canisters which were changed out by EVA. Film. No, not like Mylar, FILM. Kodak. Shit.
Hhahahahhahahahah.
**considers revoking Mr. Chumpo’s membership in H2**
C’mon, I wanna stay on the Kill Very Soon List. It’s less exclusive and there’s beverage serv.
You just want me to spring for Guinness and Jameson at Shakes.
We’ll split the tab But you have to spring for ALL of the waitresse’s shots that we’ll be encouraging them to do with us.
Also the Blow and Pros.
*Reminds mare that Phat is from Grapevine, Texas
Sorry I’ve been off the grid, was out of the country and in Vegas on my last trip and decided to go out drinking instead of hanging out on line.
I apologize.
BTW, Vegas still rocks and Toronto is really, really cold.
Next trip is Houston and San Fran. Should be a good time.
No worries, Phat. You get around. There was something with the airplane topic in which you were mentioned but I can’t recall what it was.
Welcome back.
Yeah, I can’t imagine going to Vegas and deciding to go out rather than hiding in the hotel room.
I like Vegas. I don’t even like gaming.
Other than the airport, I’ve never been to Vegas.
The people watching there is great. Food is great. We get free/cheap rooms. March Madness is the BEST TIME EVER!!! in Vegas.
How are the hookers?
More skanky than pretty. Old Vegas, the mob would keep the “Street” away from The Strip. New Vegas, is overrun with panhandlers and costumed meth heads.
Did anybody find themselves torn between being creeped out and flattered by the fact that anybody else named a sex toy after them today?
Steely Dan unavailable for comment.
Before Sean corrects me, Steely Dan had this issue in reverse.
GO, part of our staycation, we drove to Santa Fe and had lunch at Cafe Castro on Cerrillos. Locals had recommended and it looked like mostly locals were there. Chile was good. Portions and costs were reasonable for SF.
Just avoid the Burro Alley Cafe. A real dump. Greasy spoon doesn’t describe it. That was one big mistake in SF.
Went dancing tonight. The bartender is a female bodybuilder and had haunches that would no doubt have received the Leon Curruthers Seal of Approval.
So you’re saying s/he was a tucker.
I don’t discount that possibility.
I also got to listen to an older French woman rant about how awful feminism is, how bad birth control and abortion are, and how most women would be happier staying home and raising children.
Did Rachel Madcow hunt her down and garrote her?
CoLex, where’d you go dancing? Cowboys?
I’ve been to Burro Alley. I think they have a few good stores there. Try not to eat too close to the plaza. Turista food!
Xbrad,
The Red Martini. It’s a piano bar across the street from Cowboys. The local tango group hosts a milonga on Wednesday nights.
We ended up there because every other place was packed and wife was getting impatient. It was awful, slow, and cafeteria food at best. Plus cash only that day.
On the other hand, Ten Thousand Waves was paradise.
I like the red chile ribs at Maria’s. Rarely go to Santa Fe. I noticed a few food trucks today and a new Pupuseria. When you are here in the Spring, you may want to venture north to Chimayo. Good local restaurants, but hostile to Anglos.
We usually camp just past Ten Thousand Waves at Black Canyon Campground. It is awesome!
I’m pretty sure that used to be a lesbian bar, CoLex.
Yesterday was a very good day with Gingy. Today, not so much. She isn’t drinking water. We did get her to take her meds and eat. So there’s that. Tomorrow is a MiL day. I’m not feeling well.
Wooo! Lay Dees Night.
OT
Thanks for those linx B, More than enough there to keep me busy.
G’night.
Oh, vet called today. They want to run more bloodwork and tissue screens on Gingy. We’ve decided to just let Gingy be Gingy as long as she’s eating and showing no pain.
You need to hug that girl every chance you get, Oso.
It’s on the front page of the papers
This is their hour of need
Where’s a policeman when you need one
To derp the colour TV?
>>>Other than the airport, I’ve never been to Vegas.
Same here.
I was there once. It was fun to see but I have no desire to go back.
http://is.gd/ZYhaCy
Morning
Poated