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Happy Tuesday, everyone!

(readies for criticism)

333 Comments

  1. Pile the awards over there —–>

  2. This deserves a participation ribbon.

  3. laura will be here

    Any.

    Minute.

    Now.

  4. Lawn update: noticeable greenish tinge has appeared in the last 24 hours.

  5. my life is awesome

  6. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

  7. calm down

  8. NO!!!!

  9. ♥everything is awesome♥

  10. Only 37 here. I need a few more degrees before I go out and do some gardening.

  11. Tuesdays used to suck.

    Wait… they still do. Carry on.

  12. TUESDAY IS FRIDAY.

    My day off. I don’t know what it is with you haters.

    TUESDAY IS AWESOME.

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 8, 2014 8:13 am

    laura will be here

    Any.

    Minute.

    Now.

    Well quick, man, turn off the lights, close the blinds and hide everyone on the floor until she goes away!

  14. And hide the stash!

  15. Stash??

    Hmmm could be a good day after all.

  16. Anyone have a good resource that will convert swf to a I?

  17. Avi

  18. Your mom.

  19. Sooo, anybody switch to a new browser from FireCEOFox?

  20. Pupster, in a debate with cow-orkers, who defended what happened at Mozilla – I asked them if Barack should lose his job, because he held the same position at the same point of time.

    They stopped commenting.

    Weird.

  21. Funny how the Mozilla CEO resigned because of his views on gay marriage 8 years ago, but Barack Obama is still president for expressing the very same views 6 years ago.

  22. I know, weird, right?

  23. *boops Car in on the nose*

  24. Ouch.

  25. National champs.

    Girls might make it a two-fer tonight.

  26. Gross.

  27. National champs.

    Slave owners.

    That’s what shabazz and shit told me.

  28. my life is awesome

  29. Only 37 here. I need a few more degrees before I go out and do some gardening.

    Supposed to be 90 here today. I’ll send you some of our heat.

    Ha ha, just kidding.

  30. MJ, .swf on Windows?

  31. Comment by MJ on April 8, 2014 9:34 am
    Anyone have a good resource that will convert swf

    Put a ring on her finger.

  32. guh mermen.

  33. Funny how the gaytards seldom recall that much of the vote that passed Prop 8 (yeah, it won and a fucking judge played God and struck it down) came from black Clownifornians.

  34. MJ, change the suffix to .flv and use free MPEG Streamclip to convert to avi

    Works on OS X

  35. OS X is a scam.

  36. OS X is a scam.

    That’s why your mom downloaded it.

  37. Comment by Pupster on April 8, 2014 10:01 am

    my life is awesome

    *finally takes bait

    What’s up, lil fella?

  38. Good article from P. Allen Swish on early gardening, Carin.

    http://www.pallensmith.com/articles/spring-vegetable-garden

    I probably posted that before. Gonna ramble out there and see if any of my stuff is germinating yet.

  39. Nothing happening in my jugs yet. I have some stuff started indoors and that’s doing well.

  40. *giggles at “jugs”*

  41. Nothing happening in my jugs yet. I have some stuff started indoors and that’s doing well.

    Mazel tov! When will we know the sex of the baby?

  42. Queen of Low-Hanging Fruit

  43. “Jugs” demand a trigger warning.

  44. Queen of Low-Hanging Fruit

    Isn’t “Queens of the Low-Hanging Fruit” a QotSA tranny cover band?

  45. I just saw a mockingbird take out a squirrel like a kamikaze. It body checked the rodent.

  46. Isn’t “Queens of the Low-Hanging Fruit” a QotSA tranny cover band?

    It’s a local band in Waterbury, Connecticut. I think one of our friends here is a member.

  47. I agree with Shabazz to a point. NCAA rules forbid these kids from having jobs.

  48. UConn will pull in millions from their basketball program and the players can’t afford pizza.

  49. I agree with Shabazz to a point. NCAA rules forbid these kids from having jobs.

    Anne’s Deli is cheap and has big portions.

  50. I find it very difficult to believe that they are not on some sort of meal plan.

  51. I thought we had an epidemic of obesity in The Nation Below Canada. Let the UConn team go on a diet. Just ask FLOTUS.

  52. I thought we had an epidemic of obesity in The Nation Below Canada. Let the UConn team go on a diet. Just ask FLOTUS.

    That ass has never seen a burger it could hide.

  53. >>I find it very difficult to believe that they are not on some sort of meal plan.

    They probably live in apartments or houses off-campus and don’t want to trek to the dining hall. Or something.

  54. 4 years of college with no pizza?

    The horror.

  55. They get 3 meals a day Cyn, in the dining hall.

    I lost 40 lbs on that plan my first year.

  56. 6’2 140 lbs.

  57. HAHAHAHAHAHA Dems all pissy over Pelosi poster at Breitbart Cali

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/202828-dems-blast-breitbart-over-pelosi-image#disqus_thread

    There’s a link to Ana Marie Cox’s Twitter feed in the article, and the libs are striping their trousers. Good times… :D

  58. Was the food that bad, Scott?

  59. Those poor, poor athletes.

  60. 3 people have been arrested in the beating of that Detroit driver.

    http://www.freep.com/article/20140407/NEWS01/304070099/

  61. So, the local boosters aren’t slipping them a little pizza money?

  62. Is the reason the athletes aren’t allowed to have jobs that there is a history of them having cushy no-show jobs?

  63. Puck Felosi.

  64. US Navy ready to go to sea trials for an electromagnetic rail-gun.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/07/usa-navy-railgun-idUSL2N0MZ1EH20140407

    Very, very cool

  65. Was the food that bad, Scott?

    Not for me; I recall winning the “Freshman 20” doorprize.

  66. Those athletes have access to the training table. There they can have everything that the athletic department has deemed they need. If they are a lineman for the football team, they get 7000 calories, and have to eat it all.

    They can’t have jobs on scholarship, because boosters have ruined that particular space, by paying athletes under the table. $100 an hour for doing nothing.

  67. Looks like they caught a winner, Jazz:

    Worthy on Monday announced charges against Bruce Edward Wimbush Jr., 17, on of the teens arrested on Saturday. Wimbush faces charges of assault with intent to murder and assault with intent to do great bodily harm. He is expected to be arraigned Tuesday in Detroit’s 36th District Court.

    The assault with intent-to-murder charge against Wimbush is punishable by up to life in prison, and the bodily harm charge is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

    Wimbush was deemed to be “incorrigible” by the juvenile court in 2007, 2008 and 2010, court records indicate.

  68. HE’s INNOCENT you racist haters. His lawyer:

    “It should be considered when an individual has absolutely no criminal contact, he did not use a weapon, he’s not alleged to use a weapon, he’s alleged to have a minor role,” Upshaw said.

  69. “It was alleged that by the time the offense got serious, he was no longer there,” Upshaw said. “It’s alleged that he was there from the beginning but nowhere close near the end.”

    Upshaw said Wimbush is a junior at East English Preparatory Academy.

    Awesome. That’s the beautiful new school they built right near my old house.

  70. This is a CRAZY RV. Not in our price ranges, but… Wow.

    http://www.wired.com/2014/04/worlds-biggest-rv/#slide-id-635172

  71. Well, if you’re remorseful, let’s just forget about the whole thing. Kinda like how the driver is very likely to forget (have no memory) of his family if he’s survives.

    “The family and everyone who knows about the case is remorseful for the victim,” Upshaw said. He said that’s why Wimbush wanted to go speak to police “because he’s remorseful about what happened to the victim.”

  72. Carin, I know something about that attorney for which I believe he should be disbarred. When I left the firm in Detroit to move back to GR, I left the grievance matters in the hands of the firm, because the case wasn’t concluded and they indicated they would grieve him when it was over. I don’t think they did, and I have all the evidence on the desk not fifteen feet from me now. I’m trying to figure out what to do. This is more than ten years ago, but he did something really, really bad, and I’ve got the paper trail to prove it.

  73. Maybe they can convert some of their tattoo money into pizza.

  74. jazz, I get a page not found on your link (rail gun) (edit, fixed it, had a trailing z)

  75. I was shredding old papers not three weeks ago and found the brief I wrote exposing that lawyer’s shenanigans. I hadn’t pitched it. It’s probably a hundred pages long (with exhibits). I was really hoping the judge or my firm would take care of it.

  76. I’ll dig it up again, J’Ames

  77. I seem to recognize that name, Jazz, although I do not know why.

  78. Try this, J’Ames

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/07/usa-navy-railgun-idUSL2N0MZ1EH20140407

    I went back and tried the link in my previous comment, and it worked for me… Weird.

  79. I fixed it, jazz. Had a trailing z

  80. Should have fixed it before saying something, but that would have required thinking ahead.

    My bad.

  81. Maybe they can convert some of their tattoo money into pizza.

    For such monetarily poor students, they always seem to have a lot of bling.

  82. I have to call the ethics hotline. I don’t know what to do.

  83. So, he’s been incorrigible since he was ten? How about we put his parents on trial too?

  84. I think I have a droopy pinky, J’Ames. That’d explain the “z”

  85. That “incorrigible” description caught my eye, too. How much you wanna be, for all the people decrying race as a factor, Bruce just wanted to kick the shit outta whitey?

  86. Who doesn’t, jazz?

  87. It’s funny, because what do you have to DO to be declared “incorrigible” by juvy court three times?

  88. I wonder what the guidance package will be on a rail gun slug? Maybe roamy has some splodey pics of a rail gun. I seem to remember there being a video of one firing.

  89. Civil war on the Left, racial-style, in Cali:

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2014/04/civil-war-on-the-left.php

  90. >>Maybe they can convert some of their tattoo money into pizza.

    ^^^Yes.^^^

  91. I can remember not having any money for pizza in college too.

  92. Me too, Puppy. Or money to do laundry … etc.

  93. Jazz, that whole article is a moot point, because it’s based on the assumption that Cankles isn’t running. She is. She has been for fourteen years.

  94. I never had any money to GO to college.

  95. We sold blood for $15 a pint.

  96. I could care less if these kids can’t afford pizza. Tough shit. They can work in the off season – and save their money. Just like everyone lse has to .

  97. I don’t think they are allowed to work off season.

  98. ^one of the problems.

    Why not? If they’re all about changing the rules/forming unions, how about they make some good changes?

  99. The work rules is one thing that should probably change. But the SEC will abuse the crap out of it, as usual.

    I know, SEC hatred. Live with it.

  100. They can’t receive payment for playing. If they could work, universities would cheat by paying them big bucks for no-show jobs.

  101. What’s up, lil fella?

  102. Comment by scott on April 8, 2014 1:34 pm

    We sold blood for $15 a pint.

    Same here. Well, semen.

  103. I thought everything was awesome, pupster?

    Perhaps a little sarcasm was mixed in?

  104. When you sell blood you also save money on beer.

  105. That’s the bright side that I was looking for!

  106. No, it’s my mantra. If I keep saying my life is awesome it will become more awesomer.

    It is actually pretty good. I mean, not LEON good, but not bad at all.

  107. I just ran a report on my projects over the last year or so…dang. I’m King Kong in khakis.

  108. For such monetarily poor students, they always seem to have a lot of bling.

    But how will God know that they’re faithful without bible verses tattooed across their shoulders and a giant, garish cross hanging from their neck?

  109. Sausage and cheese for lunches today. I am in the no carb zone LIKE A BOSS

  110. My goal is 6’2″ 140

  111. Dave’s having chemo?

  112. My goal is 6’2″ 140

    2 words: Unprotected buttsehks

  113. My goal is 6’2″ 140

    Husband shopping?

  114. Eric Holder wets his breeches

  115. Tuesday is the beginning of my weekend.

    *looks for funemployed people to hang with*

  116. Another episode in the continuing saga of “Ed Morrissey’s Masturbatory Adventure”

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/04/08/eich-intolerance-and-the-growing-demand-for-absolutism/

  117. Comment by Jazz on April 8, 2014 12:50 pm
    US Navy ready to go to sea trials for an electromagnetic rail-gun.
    =======
    My physicist friend is always mystified by the railgun thing. It’s 1950s or 60s technology and completely impractical as a weapon. He spent a lot of time as a scientific advisor to various military branches.

  118. Picture included of da yute whose lawyer calls him “an average 17-year-old young man” (complete with fresh-scrubbed face, dress shirt, and tie)

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/08/driver-assaulted-by-crowd-after-hitting-boy/7465243/

    The 24- and 30-year-old involved have now also been charged with “assault with intent to murder”.

  119. Another episode in the continuing saga of “Ed Morrissey’s Masturbatory Adventure”

    Dude, if I had a column somewhere and a blog* to pimp it on, I’d do the same thing.

    *A blog, that is, whose regulars wouldn’t fill the comments at my column with Muppet porn and Steely Dan lyrics

  120. Hey, Jazz – in that link I just included, there is a video with an inset of the attorney representing the young thug; check it out and see if he’s your guy!

  121. Scrap metal find turns out to be $33 million Faberge golden egg

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/world/faberge-third-imperial-egg/?iref=obnetwork

    A few weeks old, but…. Dayum

  122. Dude, if I had a column somewhere and a blog* to pimp it on, I’d do the same thing.

    HotAir isn’t his blog – he’s paid to churn out material there, and he’s mailing it in. It just comes across as low-rent and more than slightly self-fellating.

  123. That’s him, TiFW.

  124. Someone in the comments section at this article puts us some f’in knowledge:

    in·cor·ri·gi·ble (adjective)…Full Definition:
    : incapable of being corrected or amended: as
    a (1) : not reformable : depraved (2) : delinquent
    b : not manageable : unruly
    c : unalterable, inveterate

    Choirboy’s 1st offense was committed 2 days after he turned 11:

    http://is.gd/yIb7kq

  125. Jazz, you’ll appreciate this.

    Back in ’04 HotBride and her sister hired a lawyer in Ann Arbor to handle the immigration of their parents. They paid him a $4,000 “retainer.” It took him six months to file the forms, and when he did they were full of huge mistakes. When my wife and sis discovered the mistakes, he said he would have to re-file. So he notified INS and they cancelled the submittal.

    In the meantime, the parents wanted to visit for an extended period of time but were denied anything longer than a month.

    Six months later, the fucker still hadn’t refiled the paperwork. So they fired him. He wouldn’t give them back the money, so they tried to hire another lawyer in town to sue him. They were essentially told that no one in town would take the case.

    Any guesses on the color of the man’s skin?

  126. Tiw’s day. Norse god of single combat. Fight, fuck or fly. . . your choice.

  127. Any guesses on the color of the man’s skin?

    Shady.

  128. My copy of The Desolation of Smaug arrived. Guess what I’m watching tonight?

  129. “Incorrigible” – a virtual thesaurus full of terms which mean “you suck”….

    With respect to juvenile offenders, unmanageable by parents or guardians.”

  130. My brother went to school on a baseball scholarship. His Work Study job was unlocking the gym in the morning, and locking it up at night. I think several players had the same job.

  131. >>>Fight, fuck or fly. . . your choice.

    How about a flying fuck?

  132. My copy of The Desolation of Smaug arrived. Guess what I’m watching tonight?

    Dancing With The Stars?

  133. Hotspur, your story makes me ill. Seriously. What I can prove, though, is even worse, IMO.

  134. I think Joan Jett is Your Mom

  135. Cyn – You really shouldn’t talk about MJ’s mom like that!

  136. You’re probably right, MCPO. I’m sorry.

  137. Laura?

    http://tinyurl.com/la96nsr

  138. Didn’t he actually resign?

    I’m assuming that he was pressured HEAVILY to do so.

  139. That pressure to resign is likely sufficient to sustain a tort.

  140. “Brendan Eich has chosen to step down from his role as CEO. He’s made this decision for Mozilla and our community.”

    That’s from Winifred Mitchell Baker’s statement on the fiasco. Depending on surrounding circumstances, an argument might be made for constructive dismissal – that Eich’s decision to step down was irrelevant because the board had already in effect fired him anyway. But, Cyn, it looks as if you’re right – he resigned, and Eich would bear the burden of persuasion with respect to any assertion to the contrary.

  141. Unrelated:

  142. Mmmmm tort.

  143. Mmmmmm… tort.

  144. So I ordered something from Amazon for Mr. TiFW’s goddaughter and it arrived today.

    Imagine my surprise to find a 3rd-party envelope with the words “Be Goatworthy” in big letters on the front of it.

    (The name of the company is “Back Country”, in case XBrad is interested)

  145. Holy crap…!

  146. I don’t really see it, xbrad. If you have a contract, your remedy lies in contract. There are no torts that I can think of that would apply to this situation, but another attorney might see one. I don’t know for a fact, but I would assume Eich and Mozilla had a contract. Given the circumstances, I have to believe the Foundation paid off Eich.

    /Tortious interference with a business contract is applied to third parties, not the signatories to a contract.

  147. Afternoon.

  148. I’ll defer to your judgment, Jazz.

  149. Today I built three (3) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2

    plus two (2) extra of the swirly parts, and one (1) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/ltbpgac

  150. “Tortious interference”

    I might like that.

  151. My area is directly across the street from the supervisors’ offices.

    Sometime last week. . .

    Fabrication Supervisor: I’m about sick of all the damn noise coming out of your area. Do you have to drill every fucking thing?

    Me: Yes. Yes I do.

    Today. . .

    Manticore: We have a ten piece proofer. Can you start subbing?

    Me: Sure! *Wheels steel table as close to street corner as possible, riveting shoulder bolts to panels*

    Fabrication Supervisor: *Stink eye. Slams office door*

  152. Well Played, jewstin!

  153. Imagine!! Noise from the fabrication floor?!! Unheard of!

  154. Management should not be subjected to the dirty goings-on of the company they manage. Sheesh, people!

  155. Management should not be subjected to the dirty goings-on of the company they manage.

    This has been the theory of management in the White House since 2008.

  156. You want noise? Talk to this gentleman.
    http://bit.ly/1sxNDte

  157. Feel my pain!

    http://tinyurl.com/loobety

  158. I know that pain well Chief.

    Worse is the years of having scrub techs hand me my scalpel to the right hand, realizing their error and correcting midpass. So many close calls….

  159. Ok, so there is this person sitting next to me on the bus. I am getting a faint whiff from him that I cannot figure out. It is a slightly sweetish smell, sort of like over ripened fruit, but a fruit I am unfamiliar with.

    I have no experience with any drugs whatsoever.

    Could it be weed? The person is looking kinda happy.

  160. Fortified wine

  161. OMG – I know that “pain”, too, Chief!

  162. My copy of The Desolation of Smaug arrived. Guess what I’m watching tonight?

    Backdoor Sluts IX?

  163. Could it be weed? The person is looking kinda happy.

    You could be smelling the fragrance of the woman he just left, hence the “happy look”.

    Or teh diabeeetus.

  164. My old boss had a drawer full of these: http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/201060728047?lpid=82

    yoropen. He swore by them, gave one to every lefty he met.

  165. What other things make it difficult for Lefties? IIRC, scissors are a pain.

  166. Most of my ink smudges were from high school and college. I use a gel pen now that claims to have fast drying ink. So far so good although I’m not really writing essays anymore. I type most of my notes now.

  167. Now he is asleep and trying to use my shoulder as a pillow.

    FML

  168. Ironing is a pain in the butt for lefties. Ned Flanders//

  169. >>yoropen. He swore by them, gave one to every lefty he met.

    What was his grudge against right wingers?

  170. Aww, Tushar has a new friend!

  171. Huh. I just realized I also iron with my left hand. Writing, eating, ironing.

    Never noticed that before.

  172. It would be ungentlemanly for me to elaborate further, but let’s just say I’m a natural righty except for those 3 things. Everything sports related, throwing, shooting, .. sporting. RIght handed.

  173. I’m ambi something.

  174. Sometimes I use my left hand. It’s like dating someone new.

  175. Tushar, sounds like you’re in a situation perfect for Dr. Steve Brule.

  176. Yeah, down here we call that “date night”. If you sit on it for 20 minutes till it’s numb it’s “blind date night”.

  177. Lawn update: noticeable greenish tinge has appeared in the last 24 hours.

    I read that as Laura update.

  178. No, you’re a pen.

  179. Cox Communications is a bitch. I found a website that live streamed ESPN the other night so I could watch the UConn game. Now Cox is blocking it.

  180. This conversation is gross. Can we get back to pooping and pubic hair?

    Probably what Tushar is smelling, BTW.

  181. Woo Hoo! Found another one!

  182. Did anybody sue anybody else for selling bootleg tapes of their live shows today?

  183. Now Cox is blocking it.

    Whaaaat? What kind of message page did you get?

  184. I just realized that Sean is the only Pac-whatever alum that I know, that doesn’t watch chick softball. Mind blown!

  185. It is a slightly sweetish smell, sort of like over ripened fruit, but a fruit I am unfamiliar with.

    Might be diabetes, Tushar. That’s the first thing I think of – after watermelon slices in the armpits, that is.

    https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003058.htm

  186. Did anybody sue anybody else for selling bootleg tapes of their live shows today?

    No, just the guy selling bootleg copies of my sex tape.

  187. No one makes a “scott’s been Cox blocked” joke?

    Heh.

    I don’t even know you guys anymore…

  188. Cox says, ” Sorry coolsport.tv cannot be found”

  189. I just realized that Sean is the only Pac-whatever alum that I know, that doesn’t watch chick softball. Mind blown!

    What? Oh, right. Totally. I don’t watch that. No sir.

    *nervous laugh*

  190. I had to outsmart them, so I googled free espn and clicked the first link.

    GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  191. I was busy, but yes, the jokes write themselves

  192. OMG…Sean, please tell me that you aren’t a closeted chick softball fan. *Crosses fingers*

  193. *cough* proxy *cough*

  194. *cough* what’s that mean *cough*

  195. Honestly, I don’t even really watch college baseball. Bats shouldn’t ping outside a little league field.

  196. NSA knows scott is watching proxied ESPN

  197. Do chicks wear a cup?

  198. MJ, yes. Sean, I H8 the ping. 2 broken bats at the D-bags/Rockies game on Sunday.

  199. Chicks who play softball do.

  200. Why would a chick wear a dickie?

  201. leon’s “chicks” do.

  202. Mini-me’s been invited to University of Alabama for the Duke TIP recognition ceremony. While they put more thought into this than they did five years ago for Rocketboy, how much do you think a 12-year-old girl who doesn’t follow college football cares about a tour of the Bear Bryant Museum?

  203. >> Do chicks wear a cup?

    You’re the chick that does BBF, right?

  204. …how much do you think a 12-year-old girl who doesn’t follow college football cares about a tour of the Bear Bryant Museum?

    She damn well better start caring!

  205. If your daughter doesn’t revere Paul Bear Bryant I would have her tested for Shug Jordan disease.

  206. Bear Bryant’s Mother’s Day commercial is EPIC!!! I link it every year.

  207. Who’s Bear Bryant? Is he the forest fire guy?

    *runs away laughing maniacally*

  208. “Have you called your mama today? I sure wish I could call mine.”

    Me too coach. Me too.

  209. Proxy is a way to access a server which in turn accesses the internet on your behalf, effectively masking where you are. There are ways to set your computer to access a server in Options/Network. Manual proxy is what you are looking for.

    http://proxy.org/

    It’s also a way around some blackouts for internet streaming (baseball, football games).

  210. Bear Bryant’s Mother’s Day commercial is EPIC!!!

    True. Wish I could call mine, too.

    Still not driving 6 hours for that.

  211. Carin, I checked today and my mini-greenhouses have sprouts in them. They were sowed in mid March. Tuscan kale, lettuce, and kohlrabi. Not too shabby. Stuff in the garden sown at the same time has yet to show. Good way to get an early start on hardy crops without building a cold frame.

  212. Roamy, how do you feel about Auburn?

  213. It was a long time ago. 2002.

    Now she’s giving my dad shit so I’m cool.

  214. DiT, but do you cry every Mother’s Day watching the Bear?

  215. We should have told Tushar about the Mothers Day Bear.

  216. I would have been okay with Rocketboy attending Auburn for engineering, but I am secretly relieved that he has chosen elsewhere, even if it costs me a little more.

  217. *Feels bad about casting suspicious eyes towards Huntsville*

  218. I can watch Fox news too!

  219. epctv.com

    SCREW YOU CABLE!

  220. Shit, I take a glance in and what do I see? Laura. Gardening.

  221. Roamy,
    You were doing family stuff when the “Super Guppy” was up here picking-up the giant “Cryo-Tank” to fly it down to Huntsville.
    I thought it was cool to have the first composite tank for a ‘Heavy-Lift” rocket built up here, but I am easily impressed…

  222. UConn is 12-0 in national championships.

    Tonight will make it 13-0.

  223. why am I watching this game?

    I couldn’t care less about basketball….

  224. >> DiT, but do you cry every Mother’s Day watching the Bear?

    Nah. Dad was an AU grad. I was born there.

  225. You watch baseball.

  226. OMG this paint is drying,,,

    scratches nuts, spits, scratches nuts, spits……

    faster than that paint!

  227. You watch baseball.

    not yet I haven’t.

    No time.

  228. Everything is better than watching baseball.

  229. Damn lies.

    Baseball is beautiful. You just have to know what you’re watching.

  230. Wha?????

  231. Reds/Cards on TV tonight.

  232. epctv.com

    SCREW YOU CABLE!

    Oh my. I can watch Fox News! Thank you!

    The ex wouldn’t get it, then when he left, I didn’t want to get into a long contract because I want to move, bla bla bla…. woo hoo!

  233. That’s what they say about opera.

    * scratches nuts *
    * spits *

  234. We got a bunch of stuff in the store today that I had to price and put on the shelves.

    Things like guitar stands, mic clips, mic stands, etc.

    Each one of them had a sticker on them stating that, according to some stupid CA law, they had to state that, according to the state of California, this product could potentially cause cancer.

    Yes. A guitar stand can cause cancer, according to the state of California.

    I mentioned to one of the stupid libs at the store that this is ridiculous.

    His response?

    “Well, maybe we should ban those chemicals then!”

    Ummm… one of the guitar stands is made of wood. So…. according to the state of California, wood can cause cancer.

  235. That’s what they say about opera.

    I like opera. Sopranos often have big tits.

  236. Everything is better than watching baseball.

    commie.

  237. Be careful Lipstick. I found that tonight.

    It might give you aids, or celiac disease or something.

  238. I said “You do realize everything is made of chemicals, right?”

    “Not organic stuff.”

    “ummmmmm……..”

  239. Plywood causes cancer in California.

  240. We have to pay higher prices for their stupidity.

    We need to give California to Mexico or Russia.

  241. Wiser,
    VIOLA?
    Hello?
    No feed-back, you doin’ okay?

  242. >>>We need to give California to Mexico or Russia.

    We’d prob have to throw some cash in.

  243. >> Yes. A guitar stand can cause cancer, according to the state of California.

    well fuck me.

    since 1975

  244. mmmmmmmmmmmm ribs

  245. Wiser,
    VIOLA?
    Hello?
    No feed-back, you doin’ okay?

    yea… sorry…..

    will get back on that tomorrow.

    will need credit card info.

  246. Did I just hear the announcer mention the ball pressure that UConn women are applying?

    ouch

  247. Chicks are going to win. This will be the 2nd time for UConn.

    Nobody else has ever done it.

  248. Wiserbabe,
    email, okay?
    How do we do this?

  249. It might give you aids, or celiac disease or something.

    Uh Oh. *gnaws on pretzels

  250. e-mail works.

    or you can call me if you aren’t comfortable with that.

    I’ll shoot you an e-mail.

  251. Unsalted pretzels?

  252. “she looks like she’s cramping…”

    whu..whu…what?????

  253. A lady in the store a few weeks back freaked out because a kitchen sink hose had a tag on it saying that it was made out of materials that are known to the state of California to cause cancer.

    I tried to explain the situation to her, but how could I possibly be convincing to her? Who is this person supposed to believe, me or the very official tag on the merchandise? Tag wins every time.

  254. “Ma’am? How could a hose cause cancer?”

  255. Are you in California?

  256. Tag wins every time.

    That’s what kills me.

    Trying to explain that stupidity to LIVs.

    I asked stupid lib at store if he has ever been to CA. Every Fucking Thing has a tag that says “This could cause cancer!”

    Every hotel, grocery store, mall.. every public place has that stupid sign.

  257. “Only if it touches your cervix, ma’am. Don’t be a hosefucker and you should be fine.”

  258. “#1 Way to avoid cancer: Don’t smoke hose”

  259. “Eating hose can be cancerous to your health”

  260. heh heh heh…

    watching ESPN post-game show.

    RAPE-DOG!!!!!!

  261. ChrisP, I did get to see the Super Guppy here with the tank. Mr. RFH worked on a smaller version of that tank in 1996.

  262. I wonder if that woman sleeps on a mattress or uses pillows in her bed.

  263. I bet she sits on crates in her living room.

  264. Scotch-Guard causes cancer, especially if you eat it or rub it on your skin.

  265. and now… 85% of these players move on to their awesome future in the WNBA….

  266. Polyester = CANCER!

  267. Nylon?

    CANCER!!!!

  268. Seatbelts?

    CANCER!!!!

  269. Scotch-Guard causes cancer, especially if you eat it or rub it on your skin.

    CHEMICALS!!11!!1!!11!!!

  270. Sweet, sweet air-conditioned air?

    I’m not saying it’s cancer, but IT’S CANCER!

    /Props to Giorgio

  271. Jazz?

    CANCER!

  272. Stephanie Dophie has a really cute smile.

    For an Amazon.

  273. meanwhile…

    Brianna Stewart…

    yikes!

  274. and now… 85% of these players move on to their awesome future in the WNBA…

    Ahhh… The faint whiff of fame, and then *POOF*! All gone!

  275. Stephanie Dolson.

    Sorry

  276. Brittany Greiner? I think she/he is in the NBA.

  277. Rocket-Chick,
    It was pretty cool to see that exercise here. There was ZIP in the local media about it.
    They have no idea about the significance, or the new heavy-lifter.

    They are all about the new “openly socialist” member of the city council and her “DEMAND” for $15/hour minimum wage.
    Face it, Jake, it’s Seattle…

  278. What do you mean? Rebecca Lobo is still on ESPN. She visited Obama!

  279. The Guppy is a strangely cool looking plane.

  280. Jazz?
    CANCER!

    I see my cancer and raise you your perirectal abscess and a best of 3 series of “Cornhole”.

  281. Unsalted pretzels?

    Blaspheme! Extra salt please. And some of those ones at the mall that they dip in butter.

  282. What do you mean? Rebecca Lobo is still on ESPN.

  283. Pretzels don’t have to have salt. Cinnamon sugar is pretty good too.

  284. Hehehe, Mr Lobo!

  285. What do you mean? Rebecca Lobo is still on ESPN

    Who?

    She visited Obama!

    She wanted a penis, but the O sent her away disillusioned with an empty jock.

  286. She was promised that she would see a dick.

    And she wasn’t disappointed.

  287. Fuck salt.

  288. 30 people were arrested at Storrs last night for vandalism, etc., after the men won.

    If less than 30 people are arrested tonight?

    #WarOnWomen #VandalismInequality

  289. #EqualCarShits #EqualVandalism

  290. Malloy is going to be even more insufferable now.

    As if that was even possible.

  291. It’s not like Malloy made any field goals or three pointers. Not even a free throw.

  292. http://tinyurl.com/papjafk

  293. well that windows update is done.

    fucking windows. HI

  294. This thread is full of love, like Jeb Bush love

  295. Who updates Windows?!

    /Windows ME rules

  296. “Jeb Bush love”

    KINKY!

  297. Hey, Cyn,
    I never had a problem with Windows ME.
    I helped build it.
    I even have a T-shirt from Microsoft with my name on it as one of the top “Bug-Reporters” for that release.
    I was much more proud of the two years I spent on XP, even though I lost a couple cases of serious beer on bets with the developers on the campus.
    I got some fixes implemented after the “Code Freeze” for my work.
    Now, I’m old and don’t care. If the machine does what I need. that’s good enough.
    So it goes…

  298. My mom’s machine still has ME on it; not a lick of trouble. Of course she doesn’t access the internet, but it still runs like a champ. Still has a CRT monitor.

  299. crashes.. nite kids

  300. A big congrats to Mini-me on the Duke TIP. That’s a big fluffing deal!

  301. Nighty dreams, Dave.

    *plugs Dave into the power port for the overnight recharge*

  302. Now I’ll go dust off my DOS 5.1 and Windows NT with my VGA monitor

  303. Just got to the hotel in San Fran.

    Got to meet Andy for lunch in Boston today. Great time too bad he had to get back to that ‘job’ thing.

    Hotel is in the financial district near Chinatown. Going to head out in a few and try and find a place that serves beer.

    Flying the red eye to Pittsburg tomorrow night so need to stay up late tonight.

  304. //fires up my Wang//

    Your whore mouth, shut it.

  305. If you fly over Phoenix tomorrow, Phat, tip your wing and I’ll wave back.

  306. Actually, my dad’s first computer ran on CP/M.

  307. I had to google CP/M. Olden!

  308. I could make a pie chart in greyscale like a motherfucker on that thing.

  309. Season finale of Justified tonight.

    What will Boyd Crowder’s hair do?

  310. ^^^ It pointed North as always.

  311. No spoilers!

  312. Holy shit this blog sucks giant sweaty Sasquatch balls.

    Because I’m on the bleeding edge of technology I now own an iPad.

    Once I figure out how to watch porn on this thing then I’ll figure out how to comment on good quality blogs like Innocent Bystanders and such.

    And I can’t believe xbrad is still alive.

    *shakes fist at God*

  313. He left me here to teach you how to watch porn on an iPad.

  314. Oh Superman where are you now
    When everything’s gone wrong somehow
    The men of derp, the men of power
    Are losing control by the hour.

  315. Just got back from the bars in San Fran.

    ‘Vesouvios’ is supposedly a bar Kerouac and all of the beatniks hung out. Nice place, can now say I had a whiskey at the same place where Bukowski almost drank himself to death.

  316. Wake the fuck up vagina worshipers.

  317. Despite not speaking Hebrew I think I now what’s going on here

  318. I get to go home early today and then I have Thursday and Friday off.

    Please start collecting bail money.

  319. That’s nice.

  320. Cyn
    You are so young
    Google ( or Bing or whatever) Gary Kildall
    Greatest Assembler programmer ever
    He was the first genius of the PC and should have wound up richer than Gates and Jobs combined but took off one infamous day to sail on his boat
    Wound up beaten to death at a biker bar

  321. Hi MJ! Hi Pupster! Hi TJ!

    Hope you are having an awesomely awesome day!

  322. Who are you and what have you done with J’ames?

  323. I’m trying pupster’s positive feedback. It’s not working, is it?

  324. Working to make me giggle.

    HHD is here!


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