Good morning, and welcome to the late edition of Hunky Hump Day. Yeah, I lost track of the days again. Let’s have a song first:
then pull some pics from the poat fodder folder.
A little Yul Brynner-ish.
Last but not least.
That’ll have to do. Thank you for your attention, and y;all have a good day. Back into the clean room for me. At least I don’t have to play hide and seek with my “trainee” today.
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Weird.
Weird.
I prefer “differently humored”.
good job Roamy.
Is it a thing that we haven’t seen MJ for days and days, and then he shows up to comment foist on HHD?
NTTAWWT
I’m not gay, I’m just big boned!
Did I tell you window lickers that I’ll be in Detroit?
Well, somebody should plan something. I appoint Leon.
I just sent the Detroit cabal an email. I have no idea how far I’ll be from everybody.
Should I bring my bullet proof vest or just borrow one of leon’s?
he just walks around with his 45# plates around his neck, like Flavor Flav.
I have a spare.
Near your hotel is probably the decent midpoint for all concerned. Though Car in will be on the road for slightly longer.
We could head to the http://www.deadwoodbarandgrill.com/ in Northville. Sadly, they no longer have the cigar bar, but they do have an outside area.
BUNK!
They plates weren’t comfy, Jay, so I mostly use sandbags now.
leon’s a sandbagger?
John Kerry’s always good for a laugh
What a fucking idiot
There’s also plenty to do in the 12Oaks area, but it’s mostly chains.
leon’s a sandbagger?
What can I say, I live in a flood-prone area.
WTF pupster?
You owe me a new keyboard Pups.
WTF indeed.
TJ, I really hope Bibi hung up on Lurch on Sunday.
I think you should surprise Car in, and have her wait on you at the bar. Play Keno, too.
That’s what I was thinking. I have to work all day Saturday but I think I’m free on Thursday or Friday.
Salad, no onions.
Since you are going to surprise Car in, I think you should preface your comments regarding this with “Car in, Don’t read this!” so she doesn’t see it.
Friday works for me. Just let me know where, and I’ll be there.
Someone should let Jazz know.
You detroiters have fun. The rest of us will just stay away from your “party”.
Jazz is usually on twitter
Well, jeez, Jay. It’s not like others are not invited, but I think the assumption is that it is a long way to go for one evening with MJ. I prefer to look at it more as a chance to be with Carin.
Yep
MJ is the bait.
“One Evening With MJ” sounds like a bad jazz album.
hahaha, nice.
You people make me sick.
MJ, if you bring the chick with the hot ass, we could have a contest.
I refuse to put my butt up for a contest with anyone who hasn’t birthed a baby.
Or five.
Car in, we can weight the scoring appropriately.
Alternatively, you could weight it heavily in your favor with the cheerleading uniform.
Damn,
You bastards keep talking about butt contests and I may have to call in sick to make it to Tempe!
I’ve met a couple of Hostages that I’d like to see with less clothing on.
*note to Sean and Andy: I was talking about Cyn, don’t flatter yourselves.
*And Tushar
Remember the Girl Directions video? I just caught Laura singing it.
You want to see Tushar with less clothing on, phat?
NTTAWWT
Girl Directions was 5 years ago.
Really 5 years ago OR like sooo 5 years ago?
2009
Hey, Tushar has been working out.
DON’T JUDGE ME!
Ouch. 2009 seems like only yesterday…
Time flies when the country’s being demolished and you can’t do anything about it.
Youngest Phatspawn is a massive comic geek.
I was proud to show her the Deadpool trailer that was shown at the San Diego comicon.
She immediately went into ‘geekmode’ and explained how Deadpool could never carry a movie, he’s too much of a dick.
Deadpool is her favorite hero.
Yeah, she’s a special one. Gonna make some poor bastard very unhappy when she starts dating.
I used coconut oil in my hair. I have to say I’m pleased.
Rosetta went to Europe, then SPACE?
http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Science/Rosetta/Highlights/Postcards_from_Rosetta
Head hair or lady parts hair?
Cam it next time.
The Deadpool trailer:
After fucking up the Green Lantern I thought Ryan Reynolds was banned from all Marvel movies.
Then I realized that the Green Lantern sucked as a character and maybe they sabotaged it on purpose.
Being so Sucktastic in Green Lantern actually makes him perfect for Deadpool.
That trailer rocks.
*snort
GL is DC.
Forget it, he’s rolling!
That’s National Lampoon, BTW.
Oso,
Damn it!
I knew that. I blame sleep deprivation.
BTW, do you use coconut oil on your lady parts? It’s Car In approved and apparently feels marvelous.
That action scene is totally a ripoff of Singham.
BRB,
Off to see if Walgreens sells coconut oil.
Singham had a joke about mexican soap opera’s?
I thought that line was hilarious.
*yeah, I get the vehicle part was derivitive. Gotta admit the dual sword decapitation was cool.
I barely noticed the espanol, I guess that’s a good thing.
And sure, funny. I’ve never read the character so I’m entirely unused to the usual tropes and whether they’re well-represented.
Holy crap the Singham movies are awesome.
Looking forward to watching them on my next trip.
Need to find some that are subtitled. My Hindi is a bit weak.
Evidently getting shit-faced drunk with Tushar and watching ‘Big Bang Theory’ does NOT make you fluent.
Who knew?
‘Trevor, I’m pregnant’.
they make fun of Green Latern a lot in the Lego movie.
The first one is on Netlix subbed, Phat. That’s the only one I’ve seen.
Might be the only one out there, but that would make me very sad.
Indian crackfat
Killed it, apparently.
It’s only mostly dead.
The girls are still jilling off.
Wow, the coconut oil must really work.
Gotta put on my fake pilot suit and head to Chi-town.
Talk to you cool cats from the airport.
Wonder how many hits this blog will get from India now?
Oso,
Deadpool was the first ‘anti-hero’ that got his own Marvel comic.
The gov’t injected him with the serum they gave Wolverine, so he’s pretty invulnerable. Unfortunately it accelerated cancers in his body and head, so he’s facially disfigured (hence the suit) and insane.
Really don’t see how he can carry a movie, but he’s my daughter’s favorite superhero.
Yeah, her and Axeman need to meet.
I like reading Deadpool in small doses. Definitely see the appeal to the adolescent mind. The head geek at my local comic shop said “Night of the Living Deadpool” was a good series.
Jimbro,
That was the zombie deadpool arc.
It was good.
I think the last comic I bought was SGT Rock sometime around 79 or 80.
My cousin’s husband was a military brat and, in the 70’s while the family was overseas, he amassed a huge collection of comics. GI’s shipping out would either give them to him or sell them for a pittance. When it came time to head back to the states his dad didn’t want to use the space or weight allotment to bring the comics home. He whined and pleaded with his dad and is now sitting on a several thousand $$$ collection. .
The number of contracts I’ve had to sign for TITS MU – it’s almost like they don’t believe we’re going to throw money at them!
Wait.. I just said I’d stuff some singles in your g-string.
I told the Hotel in Tempe that we were a PETA Steering Committee.
Well, the guy asked.
People Eating Tasty Animals – Yes.
I was gardening!!!!
*hides jar of coconut oil behind my back
Hmmmm – I’ve been offered some banquet options at our Saturday Evening Fancy Supper place.
CariN – maybe during the Detroiter Meatup, you could hand off the muddler to Hotspurt or MJ. Or I could send you my snail mail addy.
Don’t give it to MJ, he might lose it in his collection of unsavory kitchen tools.
Did they offer a Roman Banquet option Cyn?
The muddler better not smell of coconut oil when we get it.
Cyn,
Tell them thank you, but we’ll be bringing our own fatted calf for slaughtering and roasting.
Damn there are a lot of hoops to jump through to sign up for classes.
Ask for firewood, too!
My church is doing a hog roast on the 17th. I volunteered to help so I could learn how.
Carin, Hotspur, you’d be welcome if you’re interested.
At a Hostage meatup, smelling like coconut oil is probably the least bad option.
There’s a vomitorium out back so I think we’re set, Jimbro!
Ha ha ha!
That shot ripped iff from Singham.
Hollywood is now copying from Bollywood. We have cone the full circle.
Pardon my stupid iPhone.
Too many typos
Work just asked if I could be in Virginia for the 20th. I told them I had to be back for the 21st because I had a visitor inbound.
Work just asked if I could be in Virginia for the 20th. I told them I had to be back for the 21st because I had a visitor inbound.
And then what happened?
Those dicks at the hotel just emailed to say the rooftop pool will be closed from 8/25 to 9/7. HotBride was stoked about being able to swim on the roof.
I blame Mare.
Leon, thanks for the invite. We have a crowd coming over that day, and they all want me to do a suckling pig.
I love hog roasts.
What?!?!1?
*sighs*
>>Those dicks at the hotel just emailed to say the rooftop pool will be closed from 8/25 to 9/7.
i was looking forward to showing off my natural tan.
Email sent to find out WTF.
Cyn, don’t make this your problem. You’ve done enough setting all of this up. It’s just the luck of the draw that they scheduled it for our weekend.
But I was looking forward to seeing hostagettes in their swimsuits.
I should have been notified of this; it was part of my decision-making process that the place I chose HAVE a fucking pool for you out of town peeps. And I’m guessing that they knew when this was happening when I signed the contracted.
I am quite… disgruntled.
And disappointed.
Spur: on the phone with TMP now… who sent out that email from there about the pool>
Spur: on the phone with TMP now… who sent out that email from there about the pool
http://tinyurl.com/n4msqcn
Cyn’s gonna cut a bitch…
Maybe they made the decision after Hotspur and I booked rooms. They envisioned the joke: a Scotsman, a dot Indian and a man-lesbian walk into a poolside bar….. did not like where it was headed, and decided to close the pool.
Fuckers.
My booking manager at TMP tells me that management staff were advised about two weeks ago of the pool closure and that the pool is slated to reopen on 09/04. She is going to double check RIGHT NOW with their engineer to confirm that 09/04 is a good date or if in fact it did get pushed out to 09/07 and they forgot to notify management.
My girl there was curious as to what department/person it was that sent the email to you.
Damn she’s quick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-_Ao40CQ4
Scott gets me.
Cyn, you are the best.
The joke can still play out
a Scotsman, a dot Indian and a man-lesbian AND a midget walk into a poolside bar.
I have to say I”m kind of impressed: within 60 seconds of me emailing them with a politely worded WTF email, my phone was ringing. Within two minutes of hanging up with her, she was emailing me with the above update.
And as well she should, bitch!
a Scotsman, a dot Indian and a man-lesbian AND a midget walk into a poolside bar
Oh it will play out alright.
*wonders to self about obtaining event liability insurance…*
I’m arguing with libertardians over the false equivalency argument between ethanol and THC.
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/18691/
They’re equally buhtarded about gay marriage, as usual, but I can’t argue that as easily.
Scott – That video had me in tears, I was laughing that hard!
I love it.
Hahahahahaha
Cyn, you get extra hugs, kisses, and drinks.
As soon as I saw that email, I knew Cyn was gonna cut a bitch.
Even if THC was the same as ethanol, societies have a legitimate interest in limiting the negative effects of vices. This usually means some arbitrary line between legal vices and illegal.
I never even got the email – somebody forward it to my gstring please.
Dun
Merci!
I forgot to tell all y’all about my Brush With Fame™:
Google “Steinmetz AR-15 Sky Harbor Airport”
My kid went to preschool with his kid.
Fin.
Hey XBrad, they got your age wrong. I think you are older than 15.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432
I’m mostly busting on him because he can’t see that he’s nowhere near competent at argumentation.
The report does not indicate what the teen was doing in his room.
Any guesses?
Macrame?
Homework?
Emailing Cyn to sign up for TITS.
The report does not indicate what the teen was doing in his room.
Fire.
Dishes,
Good Dog!
i laugh and laugh.
Practicing his clarinet.
Trying on his socks.
Before or after he filled one with jizm?
Pouting.
Dammit, my chicken thighs ain’t cooked yet.
“Cooking his chicken”
Add h where you think it goes, it’s a word puzzle.
>>>>>Dammit, my chicken thighs ain’t cooked yet.
Wear long pants and no one will notice.
Hcooking isn’t a real word.
Laura got a new Ruger today. If we bought it directly from Ruger it would have been $449, we got it for $307 at our local store.
They kick ass.
whakinda Ruger
>> I did confirm with our director of engineering just now and he did in fact confirm that Sept 4 the pool will be open for our guest to use.
Oh hell no. I ain’t gettin anywhere near it.
They said for guests to use, Dave. Not abuse.
Could one of you Rush listeners help a brutha out?
He was talking about something in the third hour and referenced the Volokh Conspiracy as his source.
I was half-listening, but made a mental note to check Volokh when I got home, figuring it would refresh my memory.
But nothing there is tweaking my interest. Anyone remember what Rush was talking about?
I am a paying guest
LC9S. It’s only been out for a week or so.
>>>>Oh hell no. I ain’t gettin anywhere near it.
YOU’RE THE ONLY FUCKING REASON SHE CHOSE A HOTEL WITH A ROOF POOL!!!! THE GOOGLE MAP SATELLITES ARE SCHEDULED TO BE OVER THE HOTEL WHILE YOU’RE THERE!!!!
IT WAS GONNN BE EPIC!!!!!!!
Wiser I don’t remember the topic but when he referenced Volokh he mentioned his stuff on WaPo not his blog
They took what I have and fixed it.
They also decided they didn’t want to be California compliant anymore and dropped a silly feature.
Screw you California.
Has Dave ever fallen off of a roof?
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/08/06/us_civil_rights_commissioner_says_college_kids_can_t_handle_free_speech
2nd paragraph
More companies should refuse to do business with California.
We should make them all drive to Nevada to buy the crap that “is known to cause cancer by the State of California.”
>> Has Dave ever fallen off of a roof?
2x
Alright! Got the rack. It is not rusted, but has the paint chipped at a few places. Great condition. I will set it up over the weekend.
For those of you not on twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuTzdckIYAEsVDn.jpg:large
Dave, How’s The Beau doing in A’Stan?
Tushar has a nice rack.
Prepare for 3.
Doing ok Chumpo. Things got a little weird yesterday with the assassination in Kabul. Thanks for asking.
Nice gun.
Did anybody get tired of hearing about how fuel-efficient anybody else’s new car is today?
Tushar has a nice rack.
*thud*
Heh. Awesome, if true.
http://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/
My rack is manly, not nice. Is is heavy gauge steel and has chipped paint.
My rack is manly, not nice. Is is heavy gauge steel and has chipped paint.
Wait, that was a picture of you on that MMM a few months ago?
Tushar prefers a manly rack.
My rack is measly and thin and smells like anti freeze and Dutchmaster’s tobacco.
of course I stayed at a Motel 5 last night, (and the night before that and the night before that etc…)
My rack has a bunch of spices. It is a spicy rack.
But Sean, you’re out of thyme.
Tap, rack and bang is how I roll.
I don’t have a rack. I pay to use one now and then.
Data:
I will not sit here and be peppered with puns, roamy. Got a meeting to get to. Try not to get cumin in each other’s hair while I’m gone.
Sean is acting like a sage now
Where are the nofap / prostate cancer studies.
>> Where are the nofap / prostate cancer studies.
Norway
Maybe.
Leon could be nuts.
Slap.
Pull.
Observe.
Release.
Tap.
Squeeze.
Things that sound pretty fun with a partner.
That spells SPORTS
I see what you did there.
Where are the nofap / prostate cancer studies.
http://www.nofap.org/about/masturbation/ myth #1
And yeah, I could be nuts
This is hardly the craziest thing about me, though. Hell, this is outright pedestrian in context.
*does crow stands while watching anime*
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/08/06/police-teacher-found-in-classroom-intoxicated-without-pants-on-her-first-day/
misunderstood – or so i would imagine
How drunk does one have to be to forget pants?
I’ve been really, really drunk. Never forgotten pants.
Dan went out after work with friends. Had a “few” beers. Guess who decided to plan an overnight camping trip for tomorrow? Kill me nao!!!!
leon there is always tempe
OMG! He wants to just take the Kelty and cots. He’s planning on going minimalist. Cooking in foil in the coals. My phone doesn’t work up there. You guys won’t know if I survived until Friday.
I can’t make it to Tempe. I still wouldn’t forget pants.
TITS is about as minimal camping as I get.
I may forget pants on purpose.
Oso camping:
http://tinyurl.com/py3qx7c
Jew, close. Dan shops at REI, not me. There is no solo cup. IYKWIMAITTYD
I H8 when I’m put in awkward positions. Dan and his MARRIED friend were joined for drinks with a chick who used to date a Frat Bro. I’m friends with the married friend’s wife. Dan is being used for cover.
Mare, the whore, has done it again.
Done what?
Ignored you on twatter?
That whore.
Was that some sort of challenge? I lasted 2 seconds.
Scott, I shared your Happy/ IAWL mashup with my best mashup friend on FD. You are awesome!
Whoever had “Diverticular Abscess” in the “Guess What’s Wrong With TiFW” pool, please come to the window and collect your winnings.
Those of you who guessed “Prostate Cancer” – better luck next time….
Sorry, Cyn. I just like torturing people.
That’s the only band I know that had a guitar player die in a bulldozer accident.
Mucho Prayers, TiFW. Thanks for the update.
Things you don’t expect to hear when having a CT scan done in an outpatient facility: “I didn’t think the prisoner’s appointment was until 9:30, so I sent him back to the car.”
aye.. get well TiFW
Let us know about surgery times, etc. H2 prayers have weight!!!
Wow, that’s not fooling around, TiF! Sounds like maybe they caught it early…? Hope so.
Catching it now is good. Recovery, suckage. But there is recovery.
Sheesh
Here’s hoping your treatment goes well, TiFW.
Thanks, everyone! Appt with surgeon tomorrow morning at 8:00, already started on 2 mega-antibiotics. First step will be draining the darn thing – apparently this one is a whopper – then at some point will probably be having surgery to remove that section of the colon. Hopefully laparoscopically.
Will know more tomorrow….
Glad that we know whassup!!! Prayers.
G’night guys. Drunk Dan is planning my day off.
Now baby, pack your leaving derp
You know we’ve got to leave today
Just exactly where we’re going I cannot say
But we might even leave the U.S.A.
‘Cause there’s a brand new game that I wanna play
Morning,children.
Haha, great morning gifs today, guys.
Shouldn’t he run through a brick wall, or something?
Morning
I ate 4 lb of chicken thighs for dinner last night. According to the scale I’m down 0.4 lb since yesterday morning.
Alchemy.
Wakey
Now I know why they shoot people at dawn…..
Shouldn’t he run through a brick wall, or something?
Oh. Yeah.
When one must break through a brick wall, there is only one phrase that will do.
Wow, Teresa. Similar to what Scott had, but you caught it in time. It’s a bummer in the short term but all will be well.
Scott should give Teresa pointers on how to be the model patient.
I can do that.
It’s good that they found it early. Hopefully, it means only one round of surgery.
Wow, that was almost five years ago.
G’morning.
Hey Cyn, I got an email from the hotel. It said something about massive construction and our rooms being canceled.
I keeeeel yew.
I heard Arizona was closed that week.
Cyn, I got an email from the hotel. They’re saying that since I can’t be there for the meetup, what is the point of doing anything at all anyway and they’re just gonna blow the place up with explosives tomorrow.
I was wrong. It turns out they’re not doing construction.
They’re converting it into a luxury illegal immigrant holding facility.
My bad.
Haboob Festival.
I don’t know why, but if you’re going to have a problem in-transit with a shipment, it’s always the shipments of the people who obsess and fret about every detail beforehand.
We have a Nervous Nellie client who has sent approximately 10,000 stressed out tiny-detail emails before we have even done Job One for her.
So, Scott is going to go get her shipment started today.
Right before he left he said, “Whatever truck carries her stuff is gonna catch on fire or drive into a pond.”
I asked him to please drive carefully for his part.
>> Right before he left he said, “Whatever truck carries her stuff is gonna catch on fire or drive into a pond.”
Yep. This customer sounds cursed from a lifetime of bad experiences.
So I expect an alien attack while the truck is sinking.
TiFW good luck! It’s a bad deal, but it’s a better deal than the one where Scott’s blowed up. Also minor surgery means it’s happening to somebody else.
Well, the good news is that it looks like they are going to take a wait-and-see approach; it’s possible that the antibiotics on their own will kill off the infection. If that works, then I may be able to avoid surgery altogether (yay!)
The surgeon is still waiting to hear back from the Radiology Tech as to whether it looks like they can go in and drain it; if they don’t have a clear shot, then they will leave it alone.
He said that my body has already “walled off” the abscessed area, so there isn’t any risk of it rupturing into the abdominal cavity – so no “Scott” scenario, thank goodness!
I should sleep a whole lot better tonight….. 🙂
That Murphy guy is an ASSHOLE! And his law sucks!
Good luck, TiFW! Hope they give you good drugs!
YAY Teresa!!
Hope they give you good drugs!
My doctor told me that one of them is “IV-dosage”; I take that one once a day.
The other one I take 3 times a day, and she said that it will leave a funky metallic taste in my mouth.
All I know is, I was seeing weird geometric patterns in my dreams last night…..
Yay for the good drugs, TiFW!!! Rain in the mountains so we’re staying home and watching golf.
Just got even better news just now – there doesn’t appear to be ANY fluid in this thing! The pain I’ve been feeling is probably caused by my body’s attempt to repair stuff, so I’ll be on antibiotics for a while.
The doctor did say that at some point in the future, he will probably need to take out that section of my colon, but right now I’m not in any danger. YAY!!!!!!
I just discovered that I have four yogurts in my fridge. Win!
Hope you recover fast, TiFW. I don’t want to miss meeting you and Paul in Sept.
I ate 4 chicken thighs yesterday. Maybe a little over a pound.
I have no idea how Leon can put away 4 pounds of chicken thighs.
No infection either?! You dodged quite the bullet, TiF!
I have no idea how Leon can put away 4 pounds of chicken thighs.
Salsa verde and shredded cheese help.
nupote
very good news TiFW