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288 Comments

  1. Pure.

    Unadulterated.

    Genius.

  2. It’s old. All of it.

  3. Genius never gets old.

  4. Hahahahaha!!!!!!

  5. No infection either?! You dodged quite the bullet, TiF!

    I know, right? Happy news, indeed!

  6. h8ters gotta h8t.

  7. Leon, or anyone else who likes spicy stuff but does not want to burn their tougue, go to the nearest Indian store and ask for ‘Nirav Coriander Chutney’.
    Don’t try to pronounce it. Just write it down and show it to the shopkeeper.

    The bottle looks like this:

    You can thank me later.

  8. h8ters gotta h8t.

    http://tinyurl.com/pzoal35

  9. (by the way, there’s already a “t” in the “8”. You really don’t need to add another one.”)

  10. I made rhubarb chutney a long time ago when I first moved into my house. There’s a huge rhubarb patch and I felt compelled to make something from it. Now I give it to my neighbors and mow around it. The chutney was good, just not make it over and over again good.

  11. You can thank me later.

  12. Strawberry rhubarb anything, mmmm.

  13. Bumper chutney music seems like it might work.

  14. Bumper chutney music seems like it might work.

    heh heh heh…

    btw, programming note, I will be filling in for the mid-day host August 26-28.

    now back to picking on Crossfit:

    http://tinyurl.com/knzgym6

  15. That Ryan Gosling meme is funny because it’s true.

  16. http://tinyurl.com/ouv4z8n

  17. I will admit I talk about crossfit a lot, but mostly because I’m trying to get them to try it, and only to those who are always saying they want to lose weight/ get in shape.

    But hey, they’re probably better off staying with their current routine. because flabby and overweight is a look.

  18. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE

  19. *cough* sorry. Something something, sounded like I said ‘shut the fuck up you whore,’ ha ha ha! Whoopsie.

    Actually said was, ‘it is really nice of you to try to inspire people like that. You are a very good person and I admire you.’

    Easy misunderstanding. I forgive you.

  20. http://tinyurl.com/qhq6gfw

  21. …flabby and overweight is a look

    It’s my signature look! (Hey, when you find something that works for you, you stick with it….)

  22. I don’t care what shape anyone is in. I really don’t. What I find tiring is people who constantly complain about their weight/lack of fitness and then don’t do shit about it.

    Either do something, or STFU. one girl I work with has complained for years. She tries one thing after another, and I always nicely try to explain why she’s setting herself up for failure. She even bought some stupid “wrap” that was supposed to just melt the fat away. @@. As she wore it, she exclaimed she felt better already.

    You know, though, why take the advice of someone like me?

  23. Some women look fabulous with extra weight.

    some don’t. I certainly don’t.

  24. School starts in two weeks.

    Getting really nervous. Can’t seem to stop stressing out over all these little stinkin’ details.

  25. What little details.

    You know what would help you with stress?

    Crossfit.

  26. No way Laura makes it through the month without her A.M.P. scrip running out.

  27. http://tinyurl.com/n8tcyfz

  28. I am in good shape.
    Round is a shape too.

  29. I don’t care what shape anyone is in. I really don’t. What I find tiring is people who constantly complain about their weight/lack of fitness and then don’t do shit about it.

    On that I agree. Most people are looking for sympathy, not a solution. I’ll admit that I’m overweight. I got out of the Army and spent about six months doing very little working out and drinking far too much. But I go to the gym 2-3 times per week now, practice martial arts, and dance once or twice a week so I’m generally happy with myself.

    I can respect what Crossfit is trying to do; there’s a reason that it’s popular with military folks and that’s because it’s much closer to the kind of training programs that we need. I did find it annoying when we’d do a WOD for PT, since too often it felt like wasting a day rather than focusing on training to specific physical skills that we’d need in combat.

  30. You know what would help you with stress?

    Crossfit.

    Is this more or less annoying than:

    You know what would help you with stress?

    Prayer.

  31. The excessive randomization does tend to turn off people with actual goals, Alex. I’ve heard that a lot.

  32. http://tinyurl.com/nrl9p8p

  33. Is this more or less annoying than:

    You know what would help you with stress?

    Prayer.

    So, what your saying here is… Crossfit is NOT a cult, have I got that right?

  34. >> You know, though, why take the advice of someone like me?

    That’s excellent advice

  35. Oh, I’m not complaining – nobody ever held a gun to my head and forced me to eat anything. It’s all on me.

    I do wish that I had known more about the effects of a wheat allergy back when I was young – probably could have prevented a lot of weight-related stuff before it had a chance to snowball.

  36. I was just asking the question, Wiserdude. I really don’t know which would be more annoying to most people.

    There’s science backing both suggestions, so if you don’t like the answers you hate science.

  37. You know what would help you with stress?

    Vicodin.

  38. actually, even a nice vigorous walk is an excellent stress reliever. It is one of the reasons I work out. To clear my head.

    And prayer.

    I have a two-pronged approach to stress.

  39. I think I meant to say Valium. I can’t keep all these popular drugs straight any more there are so many.

  40. drinking helps with stress too.

    but only temporarily.

  41. I was just asking the question, Wiserdude. I really don’t know which would be more annoying to most people.

    Option 3:

    “Do you know what helps with stress? Gardening.”

  42. Do you know what helps with stress?

    Masturbation.

    /xbrad

  43. http://tinyurl.com/l3k8ku4

  44. Do you know what helps with stress?

    Snickers bars.

  45. Do you know what helps with stress?

    Women of questionable virtue.

  46. Snickers bars.

    Too much sugar, includes legumes. Better off with a bloody mary.

  47. We should talk about gardening more on this blog. Good idea Wiser!

  48. Do you know what helps with stress?

    skin-popping

  49. Do you know what helps with stress?

    Weather and recipes.

  50. We should talk about gardening more on this blog. Good idea Wiser!

    http://tinyurl.com/q2yxvjr

  51. Happy birthday, Michael.

  52. But I don’t like Bloody Marys….

  53. Do you know what helps with stress?

    French fries

  54. Mmmm…spicy bloody mary.

  55. We don’t even get an honorable mention on that list?

  56. Do you know what helps with stress?

    6 bullwhips shoved up your ass. Right, Wiser?

  57. So I skipped lunch with my work friends to deliver something in record time. And now it’s been sitting on a shelf undeployed and untested to the same point in time when I would have returned and finished it.

    But that’s fine. No, no. I’m not upset at all.

  58. But I don’t like Bloody Marys…

    I’ve never had one, so for all I know I don’t like them either. The point was that a cocktail would be less awful than a snickers bar, not that it would be the right choice.

  59. But that’s fine. No, no. I’m not upset at all.

    You know what you should do? As many burpees as you can in 7 minutes.

    You will feel SO much better.

  60. >>>You know what would help you with stress?

    glug glug glug

  61. Dave should stomp wiser’s poat with his AOS poat. It’s a hoot.

  62. Why would anyone do burpees for 7 minutes?

  63. You know what would help you with stress?

    Holding a guinea pig.

  64. 6 bullwhips shoved up your ass. Right, Wiser?

    if you insist.

  65. We don’t even get an honorable mention on that list?

    INORITE?!?!?

  66. Why would anyone do burpees for 7 minutes?

    It’s a thing, J’ames.

    It’s actually really hard. We did it at *unmentionable workout* one day, and i’ve since done it at home for additional conditioning.

  67. You know what would help you with stress?

    Holding a guinea pig.

    http://tinyurl.com/m5lw26z

  68. Why would anyone do burpees for 7 minutes?

    Did that in the hotel last week because no gym.

  69. Holding a guinea pig.

    This might work, but it would depend how it was cooked.

  70. Dave should stomp wiser’s poat with his AOS poat. It’s a hoot.

    Why you gotta hate?

  71. It’s not just a [unmentionable workout] thing. My kids do them at cheer and soccer.

  72. Did that in the hotel last week because no gym.

    Did that after dinner last night, but then I took some Tums and it stopped.

  73. Eat. Drink. Whatever.

  74. You know what would help you with stress?

    A do-over of the 2012 election

  75. *moves leon up on the list*

  76. We are finally getting some rain after nearly 6 weeks.

  77. You know what would help you with stress?

    A do-over of the 2012 2008 election

  78. You know what would help you with stress?

    Five minutes, alone, with an Obama supporter.

  79. Or easier html

  80. Holy crap, Dave’s post.

    I commented that it is a sign that millennials are moving into oversight roles in the workplace now.

  81. A do-over of the 2012 2008 election

    Unfortunately, I think we would get the same result. He needed to be elected so people could see exactly what he was.

    And seriously, do you honestly think a President McCain would have been that much better?

  82. Holy crap, Dave’s post.

    But remember, Faux News.

  83. You know what would help you with stress?

    A do-over of the 2012 election

    YEEESSSSSS!

    That was my first thought but I didn’t say it because it also included some blood.

  84. And death.

  85. Five minutes, alone, with an Obama supporter.

  86. And seriously, do you honestly think a President McCain would have been that much better?

    Well, you know Budweiser would have been served at the White House. He has connections.

  87. Unfortunately, I think we would get the same result. He needed to be elected so people could see exactly what he was.

    Yet, he won again, in 2012. See what he was? Yeah, and a majority liked it.

  88. The media educating the American public

  89. A crossfit trainer ministers to a new class member

    http://bit.ly/1r1TGUd

  90. Yeah, and a majority liked it.

    Majority of the dead and double/quadruple voters.

  91. How come I have totally missed ‘The Middle’? It’s hilarious.

  92. “The Middle” is a gem. We even watch reruns.

  93. Yet, he won again, in 2012. See what he was? Yeah, and a majority liked it.

    Not really. They were enchanted by the fantasy that was Obama, even up to 2012. But the reality is now starting to become unavoidable. The real-world consequences of President Putz are starting to smack them hard and the results are now visible in poll after poll. Including the one that showed that Romney would have won if people knew then what they know now.

    Thank you, media lap-dogs.

  94. The tragedy is that most voters will ascribe these failures solely to Obama, will refuse to take a hard look at ruinous dem policies, and vote for hillary.

  95. The tragedy is that most voters will ascribe these failures solely to Obama, racist white male Republicans, will refuse to take a hard look at ruinous dem policies, and vote for hillary.

    Come on, even a junior proofreader would have caught that mistake.

  96. The tragedy is that most voters will ascribe these failures solely to Obama, will refuse to take a hard look at ruinous dem policies, and vote for hillary.

    Or blame Republicans for obstructing His Eminence’s attempts to govern in a manner that would solve all of our problems.

    And vote for Hillary.

    Idiot lib at the music store said Tuesday that no other President has had to deal with such a dishonest opposition party as our Dear Leader. Why, from Day 1, they have been working against him and even attempted to make him a one-term President.

    I said “Gee, you’re right. That’s never happened ever before in the history of time, where the opposing party actually… umm.. opposes the policies of the party in power.”

  97. Why, from Day 1, they have been working against him and even attempted to make him a one-term President.

    That pot is calling the kettle a black hole.

  98. Actually, the black hole in the White House is so powerful nothing can escape from it, not even a golf ball.

  99. The real-world consequences of President Putz are starting to smack them hard

    That won’t matter when he comes back from his vacation for a couple of days to grant de facto amnesty. Enjoy your coming third world status.

  100. I crackfat when people pay me to.

  101. That pot is calling the kettle a black hole.

    Eww… oh, wait, you meant something else.

  102. That pot is calling the kettle a black hole.

    The amazing thing is.. he actually believes this.

    He honestly believes that politics has only just turned ugly since the coronation of his beloved Boy King.

    He really just doesn’t know how incredibly ingnorant he is. And one of the reasons he annoys the living fuck out of me is that he talks with such arrogance, as though he is sole possession of “The Truth™.”

    He really does not know just how completely ignorant he is. But that is to be expected, I guess. He has a college degree. I used to think it was in music. I recently learned it was in philosophy.

    I’ve met no one dumber than philosophy majors.

  103. Today’s customer packed everything in large boxes. The one labeled “books and electronics” had to weigh 125 lbs.

    Asshole.

  104. Why, from Day 1, they have been working against him and even attempted to make him a one-term President.

    Total and complete bullshit, right there. He has gotten everything he has wanted and more. The republicans have been spineless wimps and bend over for him every time – while attacking their own and their base with the fervor of a democrat.

    Your music store friend needs a smack in the mouth.

  105. Srsly, McCain defended him over his own running mate for God’s sake.

  106. The one labeled “books and electronics” had to weigh 125 lbs.

    Leon wonders why you are bitching.

  107. Yet, he won again, in 2012. See what he was? Yeah, and a majority liked it.

    Sort of, but not exactly? I think? Because the media has suppressed ‘what he is.’ Most people are not political in the policy or ideology sense. They are fans, they have a team. They rely on the media to tell them what the teams are doing. This is not unreasonable if you don’t follow along well enough to know the media is now a leftish party organ.

    He lies and says he’s tough on illegal immigration, his fans believe him. He lies and says he is friendly to business, his fans believe him. He lies and says the only reason to disagree with his oh-so-reasonable budget requests is racism, his fans believe him. If anyone in the mainstream media were raising red flags, they would wake up. But they aren’t so they don’t.

    The Make-Believe Media’s job is to cover up his actual actions and scandals or make them seem no-big-deal, nothing here, move on.

  108. McCain killed his own chances when he went off about the strawberry jam missing from the mess locker.

  109. Your music store friend needs a smack in the mouth.

    I’ve been tempted. In fact, we haven’t talked politics since October, just because I couldn’t take it anymore and started calling him out for his stupidity. That’s when he said “Let’s call a truce.”

    The final straw was when he tried to tell me that Warren Buffet got rich by being an honest, hardworking philanthropist and Mitt Romney got rich by stealing money from poor people.

    I mean.. just how fucking stupid can one person be?

  110. I finally caught one of my “Hard Choices” turners yesterday. Old white guy started ranting about Hillary. Little Hispanic lady asked him what he thought of Elizabeth Warren. He told her EW was a bigger commie than Hill or TFG. Hispanic lady was confused. Everything she’d seen on the news made Liawatha look like she really cared about “The poor”. But hey…bloody mary night!!!

  111. Today’s customer packed everything in large boxes. The one labeled “books and electronics” had to weigh 125 lbs.

    Asshole.

    http://tinyurl.com/mwkkamc

  112. He lies and says he is friendly to business, his fans believe him.

    Not least because he is so friendly to certain businesses, like GE and Goldman Sachs and Solyndra and AIG and FNMA and FMAC and the Im-Ex Bank and on and on.

    Plenty of the rich are fully in bed with the Dems to enlarge and protect their fortunes. Warren Buffet. Tom Steyer.

  113. The Make-Believe Media’s job is to cover up his actual actions and scandals or make them seem no-big-deal, nothing here, move on.

    Which worked pretty well until his biggest supporters graduated and found out there were no jobs to be found.

    You can only cover for the man for so long before reality eventually smacks them in the back of the head.

    Not gonna happen to all of them, but again, look at the polls. It’s happening to more and more.

  114. Plenty of the rich are fully in bed with the Dems to enlarge and protect their fortunes. Warren Buffet. Tom Steyer.

    aka “The Good Rich.”

  115. He’s polling at about 40%, that’s the FSA.

    Add in a few million illegals and we get Queen Hillary.

  116. Ace is onto something when he points out how Obama downplays talking about any crisis that makes him look bad.

    MG Greene was assassinated 4 days ago, Obama just NOW mentioned his name. God damn, we haven’t lost a two star in a combat theater in 40 fuckin years.

    It is kind of a big deal.

  117. Add in a few million illegals and we get Queen Hillary.

    HE may be in the 40s because of the FSA, but I think that once you remove the racial component, that number drops at least 10% or more for the Hildebeast.

    I think the last 8 years has turned off a lot of more sane Dem voters, like the elderly. I don’t think the Dems can count on them like they used to and they are a large percent of the voting population.

  118. Scott, thanks for the Steve N Seagulls vid. My friends and I have had a good time with that.

    Sometimes overloaded boxes fall off the lift gate and explode into several manageable boxes. It happened to a friend.

  119. Ace is onto something when he points out how Obama downplays talking about any crisis that makes him look bad.

    It is kind of amazing how he is allowed to get away with that in the media.

    No. Wait. That’s not the word I was looking for. What’s the opposite of “amazing?”

  120. the opposite of “amazing” is “you raycist bastard”

  121. I mean.. just how fucking stupid can one person be?

    He sounds like my brother. The one who dug a hole, climbed in, and kept digging with his own personal bullshit, of which he blamed everyone else because they didn’t support him enough – even though we warned him but he refused to listen, ALL of the lawyers were against him, his crackhead (which he knew she was) girlfriend and her parents turned his kid against him (we warned him).
    Big government is great in his book.

    I just noticed he joined facebook (through my sister’s wall). His account is public. His likes – Bill Maher, Moyers, Bernie Sanders, BillyJeff, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Elizabeth Warren.

  122. Hillary won’t be the D candidate. People really H8 her. FSA doesn’t like her. LiVs wish TFG could run for a 3rd term. These people can’t even make the connection between TFG and their $6000 deductible for their Free Healthcare.

  123. The one labeled “books and electronics” had to weigh 125 lbs.

    Leon wonders why you are bitching.

    No I don’t. I’ve moved too many times to give anyone crap about that. I don’t load boxes any heavier than 50# if I can help it.

    Books are loaded in nothing larger than 1′ cubes.

  124. The media is the problem.

  125. What’s the opposite of “amazing?”

    0bama?

  126. As an immigrant, let me clue you in to something: if the GOP wants to survive, oppose immigration tooth and nail. Illegal immigration of liw skilled wirkers yes, but don’t be much in favor of high skilled legal immigrants as well.

    And the reason is: most of us have seen how clusterfucked and corrupt the governments in our home country are. Then we come to US, see the govt as much better functioning and much less corrupt (at least as far as affecting general population goes) and fall in love with Govt.
    Very few people realize the stifling nature of Govt. Very few people immigrate looking for freedom. Most immigrate looking for comfort. US govt throws few pieces of comfort at them and they are hooked.

    Even among highly educated Indian people, I am an oddity. Immigration will always be a net loser for the GOP

  127. The brother also likes ‘Occupy Wallstreet’. I have no doubt he thinks my husband is the 1% (so not even close) and that is why he refuses to pay us back the thousands of dollars he owes us.

    Yeah, the ‘us’ who didn’t support him enough.

  128. the opposite of “amazing” is “you raycist bastard”

    No, that’s a palindrome.

  129. Most immigrate looking for comfort.

    That is not the way it used to be. They used to come for freedom, to make their own way, and be left alone.

  130. My family and my in-laws came here and were never offered or asked for freebies. They were told learn English, get a job, or go back.

  131. Beasn, where did your family come from? Did you ever learn your native language?

  132. Now that I think about it, the government is racist. They were probably told that because they were white. Fast forward to now when more non-whites are arriving and they get all kinds of freebies.

    I know I mentioned it before, but I worked with a gal who has been here for 8 years. She worked nearly two years, got her citizenship, moved to CA, and now both her husband, who has never worked here, are retired, get Social Security, Medicare, and live in subsidized senior housing.

  133. Tushar, Germany, Czech, and husband’s family – Yugoslavia.

    And no. The husband can understand German but has a hard time speaking it. His parents stopped speaking it so much in the home when he was a small boy after his teacher told them he was answering her questions in German.

  134. Beasn, my father and elder brother both learnt German. They can understand and speak it a little.
    Dad wanted to go to Germany and learn beermaking. But then my younger uncle died in war, and grandpa did not want one more son to go away from him. If my dad had managed to go to Germany, learn brewing and come back, he would have been among the pioneer beermakers in India.

  135. I would say English is my native language, but since I’m a cis-white patriarchal heteroppressor I don’t think I’m allowed to use the word “native.”

    That would be cultural imperialism.

  136. We speak English, because my grandparents decided to be English speaking at home. My Dad’s family speaks “Buckeye”.

  137. Other cultures suck. We could use a little more cultural imperialism.

  138. My in-laws never went back, even for a visit. Some came here, after the war, others moved to Germany*, which my husband was able to visit while on business.

    *There were many German enclaves all over Europe. Many were cleansed during and after the war. My MiL rarely speaks of it but she shakes her head the condition the Serbs left their family home. .

  139. Hillary won’t be the D candidate. People really H8 her. FSA doesn’t like her. LiVs wish TFG could run for a 3rd term. These people can’t even make the connection between TFG and their $6000 deductible for their Free Healthcare.

    Hillary won’t be president because she would gut Obama’s legacy in order to build up her own.

    A Republican president would be better for Obama because he can safely attack everything his successor does and claim that his programs would have worked if the nasty GOP hadn’t cancelled them.

  140. Other cultures suck. We could use a little more cultural imperialism.

    A-fucking-men.

  141. gross

  142. Other than Cruz, I don’t see any GOPers actually canceling anything TFG has done.

  143. Other than Cruz, I don’t see any GOPers actually canceling anything TFG has done.

    Old f*cking RINOs need to go off and die and take the old dinosaur commie dems with them.

  144. Ga. People who defer to God – drive me nuts. I direct your attention to this in regards to those people in Iraq:

    Katherine XXXXXx WE DO NOT NEED OBAMA OR OUR GOVERNMENT OR ANY OTHER GOVERNEMENT TO HELP, WE GOT GOD AND HE’S ALL THAT IS NEEDED!!! LET’S CRY OUT TO HIM AND WATCH HIM AT WORK!!!
    7 mins · Like
    Carin Seyler O’Brien Yea, But God gave us the means to put down evil when we see it, so I vote for that too.
    3 mins · Like
    Katherine XXXXX He for a reason has allowed Obama to be in our White House and I don’t see that muslim lifting a finger to do anything and prayer is the MOST MIGHTY weapon of all!

    yea … I’m just gonna back away from this one.

  145. Had Dan take me to Claim Jumper for lunch. I wanted my favorite salad. Full of sugar and calories. I saw the “Nutritional” information printed on the Menu in CA. Glad we don’t have laws like that here. I was very happy. Then, our server brought Dan’s Cobb Salad to the table. First time I’ve ever had food envy. $20 wouldn’t cover lunch at CJ.

  146. Time for ZUMBA*!

    *code

  147. Zumba sounds interesting.

    http://news.yahoo.com/zumba-instructor-prostitution-bust-leaves-jail-135610958.html?soc_src=copy

  148. Yea, But God gave us the means to put down evil when we see it, so I vote for that too.

    If he gave you the means to do it, no need for a vote.

    Btw, has anyone heard from the Pope on what is happening in Iraq.

    I’m having major anxiety over this whole situation and how evil obama is for funding/arming terrorists and ignoring the thousands upon thousands being slaughtered by said terrorists. And noone seems to give a f*ck.

    Hello, congress, Popeness, any other government? Can’t get your nose out of the trough to notice the headchoppers on your periphery? Or are they all getting paid some of that sweet sweet arab cash?

  149. August 17th has been designated by Catholic Bishops as a day to Pray for Peace. Reba has a new song out titled Pray for Peace and it has hand signals and everything to show how serious it is. Pray. Be prepared.

  150. August 17th has been designated by Catholic Bishops as a day to Pray for Peace. Reba has a new song out titled Pray for Peace and it has hand signals and everything to show how serious it is. Pray. Be prepared.

    Is there a hashtag?

    Don’t mean shit without a hashtag….

  151. Prayer ain’t doing shit for those people RIGHT NOW.

  152. There’s already a hashtag. I can get it for you. BRB

  153. Beasn,

    Unfortunately there’s not much the Vatican can do beside ask people to pray for peace and try to organize relief supplies. As much as I’l love to see the Pope out on the balcony crying “Deus Vult!”, it’s not going to happen.

  154. I saw Deus Vult open for Black Sabbath in 1985.

  155. Does vult mean smite?

  156. The crazed animals in the middle east are not going to quit murdering one another just because the fucking pope asks them to.

  157. >>beasn on August 7, 2014 at 4:15 pm
    >>Old f*cking RINOs need to go off and die and take the old dinosaur commie dems with them.

    Oh my God. Beasn is Spurwing Plover.

  158. IS has already said that they are on the way to Rome. Have I mentioned how many “Prepper” books we sell each week?

  159. But hey, UMinn is requesting that the Vikings not reference “Redskins” in any way since they will be using their stadium.

  160. http://www.catholicvote.org/rocked-by-plagiarism-scandal-john-walsh-drops-out-of-montana-senate-race/

    Now maybe this dickbrain will just go away.

  161. Oh, sorry. I see Ace already has the story.

    Carry on then.

  162. Pray for peace, prepare for war. Always.

    Good enough for the Knights Templar, good enough for me.

  163. LC, yep.

  164. Alex, I am aware of that but the Church can make a lot more noise (kind of like the asshole GOP could make noise about what Barry is doing).
    I had no idea the Pope even acknowledged the situation. I don’t even hear anything from vaunted defenders of women – like Hillary – on what these scum are doing to women and girls.

    Hillary won’t because she’s on the Saudi payroll.

  165. Leon, thing is, the only one warring or planning on continuing to war is the bad guys.

  166. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/384582/thinking-obsolete-thomas-sowell

    So somebody on FB posts this article, and my lefty friend Steve replies:

    Is this guy for real? That’s such a poorly written article, William Buckley Jr is groaning on his grave, I tell you. Hitler didn’t inflict casualties in the US due to this little thing called the Atlantic Ocean standing in the way, with no nearby allied countries from which to stage any attacking forces. He was also fighting on multiple fronts and countries, killing millions of civilians. Not a chance that Germany lost more civilians than were killed by Hitler.

    Oh dear. Sometimes lefties make my brain hurt.

  167. As far as being prepared for war, Obama is making sure we aren’t.

  168. Sometime around 7 centuries after the last of the Crusades, the Church Militant (i.e. the living humans here on Earth not yet in Heaven) decided that actual militancy wasn’t cool, yo. Makes us look bad. And this was something like a millennium after we went to all the trouble of developing Just War Doctrine.

    To fight the same… fucking… people.

  169. I have a feeling that at least a few of the Church Triumphant (i.e. the Saints in Heaven) are looking down in horror.

  170. San Diego is crying!!! (Santiago)

  171. I’m pretty sure the Church Triumphant don’t give a shit about down here.

  172. Revelation 8, verse 4.

    If they don’t care about Earth, for what do they pray?

  173. I’ve been reading stories about the Iron Dome. Freaky freaky on behalf of the Iron Dome guys that are seeing things that reason can’t explain.

  174. Still waiting for the hashtag from a friend in The Knights and Ladies of the Holy Flaming Skull. (Catholic FB splinter group from AoS)

  175. Oso, did those guys get shirts? Because I got a shirt.

  176. Nice shirt!!! (So far no shirts. Still shocked how many Catholic priests lurk at the HQ)

  177. Nice shirt Leon. I may need to add that to my collection. I have the “Join or Die” snake shirt which looks pretty cool. Paula got me an NRA Coexist with gun logo shirt for Christmas.

  178. For true accuracy it should be the white shirt and a red cross, but I got white on blue.

  179. I picked up a copy of this yesterday Oso:

    Ace mentioned Nick Fury in a post and made me think of it. CGC 8.0, not too pricey. I liked the swingin’ 70’s look of the cover.

  180. I generally avoid white t-shirts given my slovenly nature. Colors hide the dirt better.

  181. Back when Nick Fury was allowed to be white.

  182. Jimbro…OMG. So, jelly. FTR I loved Marvel’s sense of humor. I always thought that DC took itself too seriously. I know that Marvel is full of hippie progs, but I don’t care. My goal is 2017 for Avengers 3. I am just that shallow. F all y’all, I need to finish my movie Jones.

  183. I usually try to wear black t-shirts, but in the summer here, that makes a real difference. MUCHO hotter than a white t-shirt.

  184. Here’s an example of Marvel’s sense of humor: Squirrel Girl!

    http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/marvel-trademarks-squirrel-girl-is-she-joining-the-cinematic-universe-296

    Great Lakes Avengers. Maybe Jewstin will join up.

  185. Nerd media is all atwitter (SWIDT?) about Squirrel Girl.

  186. XB, the desert is great for living. Except a few weeks a year.

  187. In addition to scorpions, Dan has had to kill Jericho Crickets for me. See the Predator scene with “One ugly Motherfucker” and that is a Jericho Cricket.

  188. In Avengers 4 they’ll give Mjolnir to Squirrel Girl because fuck you.

  189. I are the LiV that you post about!!!

  190. BTW militant AA co-worker that I told to Bing “Margaret Sanger”, he’s even more un-hinged than usual. He’s edumacating his fam about MS. I have them following Gary Johnson and Rand Paul on social media.

  191. Really need ToF. DoF just aren’t big enough.

  192. Do you have fruit flies in the dessert? We have them for about two months in the summer. So annoying.

  193. Fruit flies? What the hell from?

  194. Probably from the produce picked by illegals and shipped to Maine from CA and Mexico

  195. We’ve had a few in the Club. Fruit flies are like a one week dealio.

  196. They’re swarming around the neck of my Sam Adams right now. Like I said, annoying.

  197. Does Maine farm a lot of fruit?

  198. Blueberries and apples. Blueberries get maggots, not sure about fruit flies.

  199. We had a bag full of apples left on our steel door handle. Dan thinks there are razors. I think our neighbors are being friendly. Trust, but verify.

  200. Sorry Jimbro. Bangordaily followed a link. Not funny.

  201. We don’t notice them here.

  202. No fruit flies here. Just a few persistent regular flies.

  203. I’m not saying anything about Messican thought processes, but really? 6 weeks of rain a yr and you are roofing during the monsoons?

  204. They don’t like apples, that’s our summer fruit.

  205. Pre season football. Ryan Mallet is the QB, Brady on the sidelines. Playing the REDSKINS!

  206. Johnny Appleseed was a fucking commie.

  207. Jimbro is rayciss. Rooting against the team with a Baptist AA QB

  208. Did anybody decide that congratulating anybody else on a good game would be a cruel joke in light of the final score today?

  209. Shut it, Sean.

  210. Frank decided to call the hospice vet today. Dan is being supportive without being present. He’s the Pope Frankie of dog euthanasia.

  211. Prayers for Bogie. She was a great dog.

  212. Nerd media is all atwitter (SWIDT?) about Squirrel Girl.

    Looks like Marvel has the furry market all locked up.

  213. Marvel is totes winning the nerd wars.

  214. >> Freaky freaky on behalf of the Iron Dome guys that are seeing things that reason can’t explain.

    The Qassam 3 is a such a cheap piece of shit that if it clears the tube and doesn’t explode on you, you got lucky. They call em Im’shallah rockets (God’s will), “wherever it goes God wills it cause we have no fuckin way to aim them”.

    Now it is lethal and a good part of Israel is densely populated which is why it’s such a threat. But them changing course in midflight? That’s their damn specialty.

  215. *gave Star some extra scritches behind the ears for Bogie*

  216. DiT, I know!!!! trying not to read the hand of God in this, but even Iron Domers are saying WTF?

  217. Thanks, Jimbro. Dan weaseled out on the actual hospice shots. He’s truly the weakest link.

  218. Huh, some of the Squirrel Girl cosplayers are cute.

  219. Zumba was hard today.

    All those dance moves . And my skirt kept sliding around .

  220. Duh. I’m still tripping on Rosetta .

  221. You’re supposed to take it off by the second song.

  222. Look I think some of them truly believe and who am I to say no? I’m just sayin it’s normal behavior for a trash can with a warhead and 3 dollar fins to do goofy shit.. and also instructive as to why Iron Dome can’t get em all. If they were Iraqi scuds they’d nail every one of em.

  223. >>>And my skirt kept sliding around .

    Do tell.

  224. DiT is the voice of reason.

  225. All I know is that my prayers for my RL friends in Israel have been answered.

  226. Dan’s take on charter schools: FU Go to school with gang bangers and AAs like we did.

  227. Double hurricane to hit Hawaii. What’s the over under on whether Licorice Dick needs to leave Martha’s Vineyard to visit? Maybe he’ll head to Hawaii as his vacation winds down for a fact finding mission.

  228. Iron Dome can’t engage Scuds. It’s specifically for short range rockets like the Q’assam.

    Israel does deploy the Arrow system, as well as Patriot PAC-3 to engage SCUD type missiles.

  229. Big Island. They already H8 TFG. Once Oahu is affected, then TFG will be concerned.

  230. I did not know that.

    *shakes my fist* CUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  231. Fuck Hawaii.

  232. HI is my bug out place.

  233. They protected Obama.

  234. Yep. The MFM is complicit in this evil. Mi familia totes H8S me about this.

  235. Dead?

  236. Ready for some foosball.

  237. For Beasnese

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8279881216/hBA430400/

  238. Here’s a good night song. Ever heard it before?

    http://tinyurl.com/lwcga96

  239. Holy shit, this is scary!

    http://deadspin.com/dan-jennings-hit-in-head-by-screaming-line-drive-1617996442

  240. Ok, crisis situation. I committed to doing BBF, and my home network crashed. The midem is not responding.
    All I have is this stupid phone, and I cannot poat from it.

    So, either someone picks it up, or no boobz tomorrow.

    If someone (Hi XBrad!) wants to take this, it is worth a few drinks at TITS

  241. That’s really gonna cut into my porn downloading time.

  242. **looks at XBrad with sad puppy eyes

  243. OH Oh Mr Koter! Mr Koter! I wanna help!

    http://tinyurl.com/pn9w9rd

  244. Here you go B

    http://tinyurl.com/mdddtwg

  245. OK, Tush. I’ve got it.

  246. I think the first event on the TITS meetup is throwing Mr. Chumpo off the roof of the hotel.

  247. This is ez

    http://tinyurl.com/jwzwhtn

  248. Chumpo, the idea is to please most if not all commenters. Your girls eill please Rosetta no end, but will disappoint others

  249. Im not sure they’re young but they are STACKED!!!

  250. K, remember this one? Easy money!

    http://tinyurl.com/q4e5g54

  251. Here’s some retro soft core for you Tushar.

    http://tinyurl.com/matrgx2

  252. OK, that’s 20 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

    Drafted.

  253. Man, you. are. fast.

    good job.

  254. How do you know it’s a good job if you haven’t seen the post yet?

  255. It’s Friday on the East coast.

  256. What a ya mean?!! I sent you my best stuff!!!

    Don’t tell me you found better than that!1 What are you, some kind of wizard?

  257. Delinquency exacerbated Robbie’s problems.

  258. Godmen.

  259. Rocketboy’s college is trying to guilt me into buying a $110 “plan” for care packages this semester. They will deliver boxes of cookies and other crap after move-in, at Halloween, and during finals. “We want 100% participation!”

    This, while I’m waiting for Mr. RFH’s paycheck to clear so I can make the next tuition payment. Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

    Bad mom.

  260. College is a scam.

  261. It is. At least Rocketboy is going into a field where the degree means something and can pay for itself.

  262. So Mo Brooks’ “war on whites” makes the news, but Steny Hoyer’s, “I don’t actually whip people” doesn’t.

  263. I’ve got boobs next week, right? RIGHT?

  264. I can hardly believe they have the cheek to demand ‘100% participation’ in phony generic care packages. That’s a new one on me.

    Care packages are personal. They are from mom. They contain new socks and underwear, your magazine subscription, a crayon picture of a dracula that your little cousin Jenny drew for you out of the blue, and homemade snickerdoodles.

  265. You were TODAY, Car in! And we’re waiting!

    *tap, tap, tap

  266. It’s to even it out to the kids who don’t get things from their parents, laura. Fair, or something.

  267. No, Tushar is today. I’m next week.

  268. It’s sad that some people still fall for the “I’m going to DO SOMETHING” Obama pronouncements.

    he dropped food and water? Huh, that was a no brainer. And a few targeted airstrikes sounds like what we did in Libya. How’d that turn out?

  269. Care-package welfare, is what it is. UnAmerican. Commie plot to get them hooked early. Call Hannity. This is a good angle.

  270. Hehe, at least then Hannity will be doing something productive, until someone else is killed on Aruba.

    Oh wait, that was Greta.

  271. Morning, children.

  272. Pepe! Que pasa!

  273. I guess we’re getting Pacific time zone boobehs today. Time to get something done!

  274. Hey J’Ames. Finally got a little rain, but we’re still really dry. Keeping my fingers crossed that it will keep coming.

    Working 10+ hours a day, every day (weekends are a scam) for the last month or so. Starting to get worn down.

  275. That was chock full o’ awesome…

  276. boom pop boom pop pop pow

    Go the corn cannons, all day long now. So often, I don’t even notice it…most of the time.

  277. WTFITS?

    Is it not Friday!?

  278. Leon, I has an internet outage.
    XBrad gallatly stepped in and drafted the BBF poat.
    Can you pl hit publish?
    Dont want to do it from work pc

  279. Is he done? We can wait until he wakes up.

    In other news, I found out that the pitcher that got hit in the head (xbrad’s link last night) is a cousin of my boss.

  280. Corn cannons kilt it

    Where’s Carin? Now that my back is feeling better I just did some core/ back work for the first time in a long time. I want a gold star.

    And squats, too.

  281. ??? Why didn’t it update when I refreshed the page?

  282. Core work is the debbil, if you haven’t done it in a long time.

  283. It doesn’t work if you hit F4, laura


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