HHD – Ghost Pepper Edition

Happy Hump Day!

Squeaky clean

i4I love Bollywood

i3

I bet he likes to walk on the beach

i1

Tushar’s cousin?

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Not Tushar’s cousin.

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July 30, 2014
Categories: alcohol, As Little as Possible, bacon, Balls, Beauty Personified, beefcake, BOOP!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Hosefuckers, Hunks . . Author: Jewstin The Hammer

400 Comments

  1. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 4:41 pm

    Hawt

  2. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 4:44 pm

    Geez. Dudes need to pull up their pants. Saggin ain’t no way to go through life.

  3. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 4:45 pm

    Bite your tongue!

  4. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 4:47 pm

    Lol. There’s been enough blood spilled in my house today.

  5. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 4:47 pm

    Sorry to read about your baby, Brent. My Axeman had a killer scar over his left eye, BELOW the eyebrow, when he took a header into an ice chest after jumping from bed to bed at a hotel when he was almost 3 years old. Can’t hardly even see it now.

  6. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 4:50 pm

    Yeah, I’ve got one in each eyebrow. Cracked the forehead climbing a slide when I was two and actually ran into a dinner plate my dad was holding (I came running around a corner as he was coming the other way) when I was like 6. Can’t really see either of them now.

  7. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 4:53 pm

    Chicks dig scars.

  8. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 30, 2014 4:59 pm

    I want to listen to Tom Waits and Pandora gives me Queens of the Stone Age. WTFITS?

  9. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 5:03 pm

    Thanks, Jewstin!

    (I’m guessin’ none of these guys bat for “our” side, huh?)

  10. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 5:07 pm

    Sure beats the old days of holding them down in the papoose board and putting a local in with a pointy needle near the eye as they thrash their head around side to side. Then putting in sutures that need to be removed in a week or two. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. GOML.

  11. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:09 pm

    They did that to me when I was two, Jimbro.

    My parents still speak of it in horror.

  12. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 5:12 pm

    Scott, I’ve been to Stonington, CT twice for holidays when my friend’s mother rented a home down there. It was in my bachelor days and he, being a married guy, took pity on me around the holidays and invited me for dinners. His mom got very fancy food from a local caterer and heated it up nice. Never had a burger there though. I’ve heard there’s lots of old money in that town.

  13. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 5:17 pm

    My mom was a nurse so she just told us to listen to the doctor and get the local and the sutures or she’d leave us there with the homeless people.

    It was the 60’s and people didn’t fill out “satisfaction surveys” back then.

  14. Comment by Jewstin on July 30, 2014 5:18 pm

    The thing says I’ve made 99 poats. Yay!

    *Confetti*

  15. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:20 pm

    I got 99 poats….

  16. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 5:34 pm

    My father still tells the tale of the time 4-year-old me ran into the corner of our solid brick backyard barbecue pit and had to have stitches in the pediatrician’s office.

    TiFW mom was absolutely distraught, so they wouldn’t let her back in the procedure room with me; made her stay in the waiting room. TiFW dad said that every time the doc took a stitch, I would scream.

    And he could hear my mother all the way in the waiting room, wailing right behind me.

  17. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 5:47 pm

    I knocked out my two front teeth on a dining room table leg, when I was five. Smashed my gums up badly, too. I was running and slipped on a rug and took a perfect header. It was a heavy square piece of lumber and I pretty much split my face apart on the outside corner of it.

    This happened at the home of my mother’s friend’s mother. I remember we went straight to a dentist, and I was screaming the entire time. The dentist yelled at me and pissed my mother off. We never saw him again.

    Then followed days and days of sipping soft foods through a straw. That was actually pretty great, because as you know, I love pudding.

    Holy crap, I haven’t thought about that whole thing in years. My mother must have been at the very edge of her sanity.

  18. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 5:52 pm

    Why is it that in memories, you can see the back of your head?

    I noticed this when I was a little girl. I have a memory of being six years old, and of me thinking about something I did the previous day, and realizing that I could see my own pigtails.

    What the Hell is that madness?

  19. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 5:53 pm

    I might just need some pot this evening, frankly. Damn shame I’m such a fucking square.

  20. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:54 pm

    Probably just your brain filling in all the details of a situation. You’ve undoubtedly seen pics of your pigtails, or saw them in the mirror.

  21. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:55 pm

    Booze works too, laura.

  22. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:56 pm

    Or you can just go read Yglesias’ response to Cooke’s post where Yglesias refers to Cooke as a “dim bulb.” Yeah, he called someone else dim.

    That’ll send your brain into another state of being.

  23. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 6:02 pm

    Yeah, but I remember observing this phenomenon AS a child. Could my six-year-old self imagine the back of my head, including how my hair was done, on that particular day?

    How many pictures of the back of my head could I have possibly seen, at that point? Zero, probably. This was the early 70s. A young family used film for actual occasions. I had certainly seen few if any pics of myself, except for baby pictures.

    My family rarely took pictures even after that. I don’t think Dad even had a good camera until the year after we moved to the suburbs.

  24. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 6:06 pm

    Actually, it’s not a 70s thing. That’s just my family. Lots of other kids had seventy kajillion family pictures everywhere. We just don’t do pictures.

  25. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 6:07 pm

    Probably because my father looks like a gorilla.

  26. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 6:07 pm

    Beats the hell outa me, Laura.

    I remember things that there’s no way I should remember…or I can picture them from angles that are impossible. The brain is a weird and amazing thing.

  27. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 30, 2014 6:14 pm

    Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 4:19 pm
    Where did you commit said crime, PG? The TiFW daughters have received similar notices in the mail so often that when Mr. TiFW got one, he automatically assumed it was one of the girls who had run a light.

    Bryant-Irvin and I20 Access road. Never fucking saw the light.

  28. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 6:25 pm

    Oh, that one is notorious, PG – sorry you got nicked.

  29. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 6:28 pm

    Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 5:56 pm
    Or you can just go read Yglesias’ response to Cooke’s post where Yglesias refers to Cooke as a “dim bulb.”

    SRSLY?!?!?!?!?!?

    The balls on that girl!

  30. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 6:32 pm

    Behold….the butthurt.

    http://www.vox.com/2014/7/30/5953061/seriously-i-love-star-trek

  31. Comment by daveintexas on July 30, 2014 6:34 pm

    >> Probably because my father looks like a gorilla.

    A gray gorilla

  32. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 6:48 pm

    Jeez, Dave. That was what, five years ago? He’s gone all white now. And skinnier.

  33. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 7:10 pm

    He looks like Ernest Borgnine.

  34. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 7:11 pm

    Today I learned why you are supposed to start a generator every couple of months.

  35. Comment by TexasJew on July 30, 2014 7:12 pm

    Bcock
    I don’t know if that was tongue in cheek or if the guy was a fucking idiot

  36. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 7:14 pm

    TJ, it’s Yglesias. He’s a fucking idiot.

  37. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 7:24 pm

    Gas, diesel or propane?

  38. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 7:30 pm

    Gas. Battery went bad.

  39. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 7:42 pm

    Something’s wrong with mine (propane) where it doesn’t do its automatic weekly test by itself. If the power goes out it used to kick in automatically. Now we need to do a manual start. We’ll get it serviced when school begins and we’re home more. What size battery?

  40. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 7:58 pm

    It’s smaller than my lawn mower battery.

  41. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2014 8:07 pm

    Specialty item

  42. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 8:13 pm

    The negative terminal is still black.
    That will end soon.

  43. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 8:15 pm

    Well, that was a pretty good nap.

  44. Comment by daveintexas on July 30, 2014 8:17 pm

    >> Jeez, Dave. That was what, five years ago? He’s gone all white now. And skinnier.

    When I met your dad? Feels longer ago than that. After I fell in the water, next time in CT when what’shername hosted the gig. Sassy?

    I get you on the skinnier thing. My dad was a big fat strappin hoss like me in his 50s.

    By 75 he had shrunk.

    The oldness. It will mess with a person big time.

  45. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 8:24 pm

    He was diagnosed with pre-diabetes and had to change his ways. Then he had that heart trouble and a big operation in the hospital, last year. Aged him some.

  46. Comment by daveintexas on July 30, 2014 8:28 pm

    Well glad he’s going ok.

    He probably still wants you to go get him a beer.

  47. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2014 8:38 pm

    Hostage family theater

    Eating dinner with the boy and Penelope. Penelope made him fish on the grill.

    Boy: This is pretty good. What kind of fish do they put in tacos?
    Penelope: Where? It probably depends on what’s available.
    Boy: At Hooters in Las Cruces.
    Penelope: Probably snapper………….
    Me and Boy: *look at each other out of the corner of our eyes, crack up*
    Penelope: What? What’s so funny? What?

  48. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2014 8:39 pm

    Did anybody lead a ragtag army of slaves and gladiators in a revolt against anybody else’s unjust power structure today?

  49. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 8:45 pm

    http://the-toast.net/2014/05/29/talk-babies/

  50. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 30, 2014 8:46 pm

    Did anybody lead a ragtag army of slaves and gladiators in a revolt against anybody else’s unjust power structure today?

    *looks up at gladiator hanging from cross*

    *hides hammer behind back*

    No.

  51. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 30, 2014 8:54 pm

    Jesse Ventura is a punk. If I EVER see him at a Navy function I will spit in his ugly face. As for the Minnesota jurors, fuck you, you ignorant turbotard twatwaffles!

  52. Comment by daveintexas on July 30, 2014 8:58 pm

    The irony in this thing is Ventura sued to save his reputation, and besmirched it forever in the process.

    I don’t know if he was defamed. But I do know he defamed himself in this.

  53. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:00 pm

    Were there no witnesses? I don’t understand.

  54. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2014 9:02 pm

    About to head out to a meeting, but let me say how refreshing its is to see someone use the word irony correctly. Bravo, dave! Bravo!

    http://tinyurl.com/kq3auzl

  55. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 9:05 pm

    There were witnesses Scott. My understanding is that stories varied slightly, but told similar tales.

    I have no idea what happened here.

  56. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:08 pm

    It was a strange thing to come out during a book tour.

    I don’t know what to believe.

  57. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 9:16 pm

    The first day of school is behind us.

    And let me just add parenthetically for the record that the age 13 sucks balls.

  58. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:18 pm

    13 is probably the worst.

  59. Comment by Tushar on July 30, 2014 9:18 pm

    Is this Hotspur narrating this video?
    I love this accent.

  60. Comment by TexasJew on July 30, 2014 9:19 pm

    I quickly looked at one of Ventura’s books at the bookstore
    He was bitching about the Koch Brothers
    Some libertarian.

    What a dumb prick..

  61. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:20 pm

    No.

  62. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 9:21 pm

    Mrs. Hotspur with a really really deep voice.

  63. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:22 pm

    Before she quit smoking.

  64. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 9:23 pm

    I never got my balls sucked at 13.

  65. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 9:25 pm

    Cyn, just be glad your thirteen year old is a boy……

  66. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 9:28 pm

    L to R: Cyn, The 13 YO

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 9:28 pm

    Is no one watching Sharknado 2: The Second One with me?

  68. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 9:30 pm

    I’ve heard that TiF; then again, I’ve heard moms who’ve had both boys and girls and they both suck at 13. Just depends on the kid.

    Welp, at least I know that he will be a good thinking strong willed assertive adult, so there’s that.

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 9:30 pm

    I’ll bet phat is watching.

  70. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 9:32 pm

    LOL!!!!! One of THOSE days, huh?

    *shoves 1lb. bar of chocolate through USB port*

  71. Comment by Tushar on July 30, 2014 9:32 pm

    Is Roamy’s video available at some link? Or was it just live stream?

  72. Comment by bcochran81 on July 30, 2014 9:34 pm

    I’m watching, Jay!

  73. Comment by Cyn on July 30, 2014 9:34 pm

    I doubt it’s on in my time zone yet, so NO SPOILERS, Jay.

  74. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 9:34 pm

    FWIW, even Rebecca is acting 13. It’s a much milder version than what we went through with the other 3 girls.

    Thank goodness.

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 9:36 pm

    The beginning is EPIC!

  76. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:36 pm

    Killing them is frowned upon. That’s all I know.

  77. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 9:40 pm

    Did you guys see how hot my ass looked in the TITS panties?

    Damn. Rosetta Kardashian.

    *twerks, gets a 6.2 from the Richter judge*

  78. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 9:45 pm

    I have a concerning political thought to throw out there if anyone is willing to catch it and comment on it.

  79. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:46 pm

    12 hours on the clock today. 38 hours so far this work week.

    *cracks open 3rd hard cider*

    Drinking now.

  80. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2014 9:47 pm

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    goodnight, all. Love you.

    *logs out

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:47 pm

    I managed to split both eyebrows as a child.

    I have scars under both. Your daughter will be okay, Bcock.

  82. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:48 pm

    *finishes 3rd hard cider*

    Hit me, Rosie, I’m all up onz the thinkiness right now,

  83. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2014 9:48 pm

    Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 9:23 pm

    I never got my balls sucked at 13.
    ========
    Had to wait ’til you enlisted, eh?

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:51 pm

    Ball suck age: 18. I think. I’d have to ask around.

  85. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:52 pm

    Thinkiness killed the cat, and that 13 year old.

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:56 pm

    I spent 4 hours in a meeting with a white-haired old man who suggested that the thing I’ve spent most of the last 4 months actually doing on a daily basis violated the laws of physics, and snapped at me when I dared to disagree.

    *sends letter to the Vatican about miracle*

  87. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 9:58 pm

    I defied the laws of physics today.
    It paid well.

  88. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 9:59 pm

    It’s not doing too badly for me, either.

  89. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:04 pm

    Lindsay Wagner is 65.

    Has sad.

  90. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:04 pm

    >>I defied the laws of physics today.
    It paid well.

    Very nice, young Padawan. You have moved beyond defying the laws of geometry….

  91. Comment by Vmaximus on July 30, 2014 10:06 pm

    Laws! Piffle, laws are for little people
    /Democrats

  92. Comment by daveintexas on July 30, 2014 10:06 pm

    If Rosetta twerks a goddamn thing we are going to DEFCON1

  93. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:06 pm

    Geometry was implied.

  94. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:08 pm

    Laura got hurt again. I warned her 37 times and she still messed up her back.

    I think I need to hire someone.

  95. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:10 pm

    >>>Geometry was implied.

    Customer: “Hi. I need to move the contents of my 12 story office building two towns over. Can you do that in one trip?”

    Scott: “No problem. I have a Banglar Van. I can make it fit.”

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:10 pm

    She wouldn’t have hurt her back if she’d worn pigtails today.

    I don’t know what that means, but it feels true.

  97. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:11 pm

    >>>Laura got hurt again. I warned her 37 times and she still messed up her back.

    #switchrape?

  98. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:14 pm

    >>>>Lindsay Wagner is 65.

    We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

  99. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:14 pm

    You take the light ones.
    I’ll take the heavy ones.

    Don’t screw up your back.

    FAIL

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:16 pm

    Lindsay Wagner is 65.

    *hits it anyway*

  101. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 10:18 pm

    She’s got the legs of a 28 year old.

  102. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:18 pm

    All right Leon! Thank you.

    This is one of those thoughts that I’ve not fully fleshed out but it occurred to me which is enough to make me want to throw it out there.

    For maybe the last week the shameless Democrats have been pretending to have their collective panties in a bunch over an imagined GOP push towards impeachment.

    I think Obama and the Democrats are doing this obviously to agitate their base to turn out and vote in November. It doesn’t take a genius to get that.

    But I think Obama is potentially trying to go further as far as his legacy is concerned.

    Obama and the Dems daring the GOP to impeach him will not work for a myriad of reasons and they know it. However the fact that he won’t be impeached as the first black president will only embolden Obama to be more bold and to further provoke people that don’t think he’s king of this country.

    Not only is he not king and a terrible President but he seemingly wants to cripple the country.

    All that leads me to this thought. Would Obama prefer that his legacy be that of the worst president ever, black or white, or would he prefer the martyr status as the first black president who was also assassinated?

    There seems to me to be the beginning of a taunting that goes beyond impeachment. We have two more years of the first black president being unimpeachable.

    That’s no legacy. That’s affirmative action and maybe he doesn’t want that.

    It’s pretty obvious he thinks of himself as the greatest black man in a country of racist crackers. What better way to prove that correct and become a legendary martyr of civil rights at the same time?

    Are you still reading this? Discuss.

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:21 pm

    If he’d wanted that, Hillary would be Vice President.

  104. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:22 pm

    Then what happened?

  105. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2014 10:26 pm

    Obama being assassinated is the worst thing that could happen. They would deify him. Kennedy to the 10th power.

  106. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:26 pm

    Then he slept with Beyoncé and they had a baby named TittyFace Hussein Jenkins.

  107. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:27 pm

    >>>>>It’s pretty obvious he thinks of himself as the greatest black man in a country of racist crackers. What better way to prove that correct and become a legendary martyr of civil rights at the same time?

    You are really gonna give him and his team credit for having the ability to play 12 dimensional chess?

    Ocean’s razor, dude. They honestly think they are right and that they are that much smarter than us.

  108. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:27 pm

    “Obama being assassinated is the worst thing that could happen. They would deify him. Kennedy to the 10th power.”

    Kinda my point.

  109. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2014 10:32 pm

    Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:27 pm

    Kinda my point.
    =======
    I was a bit more succinct.

  110. Comment by scott on July 30, 2014 10:36 pm

    Crack is bad.

  111. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 10:40 pm

    Jesse Ventura is a punk. If I EVER see him at a Navy function I will spit in his ugly face. As for the Minnesota jurors, fuck you, you ignorant turbotard twatwaffles!

    Roamy ♥’s MCPO

  112. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 10:44 pm

    I think he wants matrydom lite. You know, articles of impeachment, but not convicted.

  113. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:45 pm

    If 0bama dies in office I’m fleeing the notional borders of what used to be the country below Canada.

  114. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:45 pm

    But you have to admit that the thought of him being assassinated probably has some appeal to him. At least a good attempt.

    He believes he’s that great and that most of the people he governs are retarded gun-toting, bitter racists clinging to the Constitution as well as their religion.

    And has he been anything but antagonistic to those people?

    I think he hates this country so much that he would give his life to try and tear it apart and make himself a demigod in the process.

    Has there ever been a more narcissistic president in our history?

    And what is more narcissistic than thinking you are worthy of death by your enemies to glorify your cause?

    It’s the messiah complex taken to its logically end.

    Ok I’m done being serious. That’s my theory.

    Now where the fuck are my pants?

  115. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 10:46 pm

    Then he slept with Beyoncé Jay-Zee

    Corrected for believability

  116. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 10:49 pm

    Bwahahahaha, Sharknado 2 is awesome.

  117. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 10:49 pm

    Apparently I don’t know what day it is any more. Thanks for covering for me, Jewstin.

  118. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:49 pm

    ROAMIE!!!!

    Hands stop shaking yet?

  119. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 10:49 pm

    WHO PUT MY PANTS IN THE FREEZER?!?!

  120. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2014 10:51 pm

    Great appearance today, Roamy!

  121. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:52 pm

    Rosie, I respectfully disagree. 0bama cannot conceive of a world in which he doesn’t live and isn’t cherished and loved by all right-thinking people. He lacks the depth to imagine such a world, and earnestly believes that history will vindicate him.

    Did I say “respectfully”? I meant “in deference to our favorite r-tard”.

  122. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 30, 2014 10:54 pm

    1) It whips up the base in advance of the 2014 elections.

    2) It encourages donors to open their checkbooks.

    3) It’s battlespace prep for the court case. The administration will argue that if the President has violated the law through his actions, the appropriate response from Congress is impeachment, not a lawsuit. By whipping up controversy they’ll try to make the argument that Congress is using the courts because it’s too afraid for a political fight.

  123. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 10:56 pm

    >>>I think he hates this country so much that he would give his life to try and tear it apart and make himself a demigod in the process.

    Again, I think you are giving the narcissist-in-chief way too much credit.

    He’s a puppet. He has nothing to do with his “decisions”. All he cares about is himself and will do and say what he’s told, as long as he gets to be the star of the play.

    He isn’t smart enough to hate this country.

    And as for sacrificing his life to be remembered as a martyr?

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    That would mean giving up on the easy life he has become accustomed to.

    The only way he gets assassinated is if Valerie Jarrett requires it.

  124. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:57 pm

    My drunkenness has turned the corner from happy to mournful.

    Not good. I blame MJ.

  125. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2014 10:58 pm

    I can see them staging an assassination attempt for propaganda purposes. There is nothing to which they will not stoop.

    Maybe miss Obama and hit Biden………… hmmmmm. Appoints the hand picked 2016 candidate as VP. I can totally see this happening.

  126. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 10:59 pm

    Hands stop shaking yet?

    Only when the camera is off. Man, that pissed me off.

  127. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 10:59 pm

    0bama only dies if that’s what the board of directors at Goldman Sachs decides would best serve their interests.

  128. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:02 pm

    Yannow the best part of watching the Big Bang Theory?

    Those scenes where Penny is walking up the stairs.

    *cue Al Pacino’s “GREAT ASS” clip

  129. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:04 pm

    >>>>Only when the camera is off. Man, that pissed me off.

    I smiled. I know what you were dealing with.

    It was cute.

  130. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 11:04 pm

    I still feel absolutely nothing for Kaley Cuoco-whatshername.

    I would crawl over a half mile of broken glass for Melissa Rauch.

  131. Comment by Jewstin on July 30, 2014 11:06 pm

    Michael Jackson’s death lasted for a week. If Obama got dead I would have to burn my television because the media’s necrophilia would never end.

  132. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2014 11:07 pm

    All out of cider. I should retire for the evening. Flying tomorrow afternoon.

  133. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2014 11:07 pm

    blerg

  134. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 11:08 pm

    I was told to bring show-and-tell items. I brought a dozen or so. We had time for two.

  135. Comment by Rosetta on July 30, 2014 11:14 pm

    Please tell me no one here watches the Big Bang Theory….

    Please.

  136. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2014 11:16 pm

    No one here watches the Big Bang Theory.

    There. You feel better?

    (I have no idea if this is true.)

  137. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:20 pm

    BBT is the funniest show on television.

  138. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:24 pm

    >>>>I was told to bring show-and-tell items. I brought a dozen or so. We had time for two.

    Heh. You kept closing your eyes as you spoke. It was like your “tell”

    “I don’t want to be here…. please stop…..”

    So cute. I know the feeling well.

    You did great.

  139. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 11:26 pm

    That was pretty awesome, reading the play-by-play at H2 from today. Streaming TV is blocked at Mr. RFH’s work, Mini-me is at camp, and Rocketboy slept through it.

    **runs around giving everyone who watched squishy hugs**

  140. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:27 pm

    >>>>I would crawl over a half mile of broken glass for Melissa Rauch

    Totally agree, but they go out of their way to un-sexy Bernadette, until they need it for the script.

    But Kelly’s ass is perfect.

  141. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:29 pm

    It gets easier, Roamie.

    So, now that you are a personality, when do I get you on my show?

  142. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 11:29 pm

    Dude, some of us LIVE with BBT. For years and years.

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2014 11:30 pm

    BBT is a funny show.

  144. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 11:33 pm

    You kept closing your eyes as you spoke. It was like your “tell”

    I apparently do that when I’m doing my damnedest not to stutter.

    Not sure why I put myself through that, but it makes the project scientist happy.

  145. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 30, 2014 11:37 pm

    **sends Disney Princess bandaids for Bcoch daughter**

  146. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2014 11:40 pm

    Rosie, what kills me about Obama is that he isn’t what most people would consider an authentic “American” black man. He is only half black, and that half isn’t descended from slaves brought over in the 1700s. His father was never an American citizen, he was only in this country for a few years, and then it was back to Africa for the rest of his life.

    He spent his formative years in a Muslim country, then spent his teenage years in a state that was so far away from the continental US that he probably never learned our history.

    He knows NOTHING of the Civil Rights struggle, because he wasn’t here when it was happening. But he acts like he was personally slighted by all of that stuff.

    The man is the star of the movie reel he has running in his head 24/7.

  147. Comment by xbradtc on July 30, 2014 11:46 pm

    He’s a narcissistic little twink.

  148. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2014 11:52 pm

    I think Baldilocks came up with King Mierdas.

  149. Comment by wiserbud on July 30, 2014 11:56 pm

    >>>Not sure why I put myself through that, but it makes the project scientist happy.

    All of the other stuff beside, it was really awesome to see your pretty face again.

    It’s been too long.

  150. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:07 am

    Great yob today Roamy!

  151. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:08 am

    Sharknado 2 just started… bwahahaha *breathes* hahahaa!

  152. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 12:59 am

    86 degrees inside the condo. Stupid Swamp Cooler. Stupid rain. 5 fans going and the portable AC. Almost 11PM. 86 degrees. Cooler outside, but I can’t open windows, because of rain.

  153. Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2014 1:10 am

    Rats. I forgot about Sharknado 2.

    *Pokes Xbrad with pitchfork*

  154. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 1:15 am

    OW!

    What the fuck did I do?

    **kicks Oso**

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 1:21 am

    *Wha? Throws bag of spiders on XB*

  156. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 1:22 am

    They’re Daddy Longlegs!!! Sheesh, quit crying!

  157. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 1:43 am

    I’m having another wave of Black Widows building around the house. Do you really want me posting more pics on Facechimp?

  158. Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2014 4:05 am

    You said you needed full time help
    Cos you’re all alone
    I said I’d derp for nothing at all
    If I just could take you home

  159. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 5:39 am

    OK, I’m the only one here. Cool with that.

    Roamie, I woke up early in FL to watch you. You were great!

    Then I went back to bed.

    Landed in SFO 4 hrs ago and did the usual bar crawl.

    Vesuvius, mr. Bing’s and Comstock.

    Met an off duty bartender at Comstock who recommended a couple of other places.

    Great night, good drinks. Old school drinks are the rage in SFO.

    I had a 4th Regiment and a Pimms Cup. All very awesome.

    Have to stay up for another 2 hrs to make my sleep cycle work.

    Sometimes this job sucks, sometimes you’re drinking at 4:00.

  160. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 5:44 am

    For MJ,

    http://www.drinkboy.com/Cocktails/Recipe.aspx?itemid=224

    I asked, they make their own celery bitters.

    This drink rocks.

  161. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 5:46 am

    You are not alone.

    I woke up at 4. Watched a terrible movie called Hell Baby.

    Why does anyone pay for HBO?

  162. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 5:48 am

    The other old school cocktail I had was a Sazerac.

    Evidently it’s from New Orleans.

    Very good.

    Start mixing MJ!

  163. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 6:06 am

    Awesome, the MSTK3000 movie s on hbo.

    Never seen it. They’re doing ‘This Island Earth’.

  164. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 6:19 am

    The singular high point of Hell Baby was a nude scene of Riki Lindhome. Why wasn’t MST3k on then, dammit?

  165. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 6:50 am

    Great, now I’m alone.

  166. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 7:01 am

    One more awful commute. One more Virginia office 3/4 day, then I get to go home.

  167. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 7:03 am

    wakeyly

  168. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:04 am

    Well crap. MST3K was on HBO and I was reading instead of watching TV. It has cooled to 78. Still too hot to sleep.

  169. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 7:05 am

  170. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 7:13 am

    This actually is true in Leon’s case:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/yPYusgq

  171. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 7:56 am

    Not just leon!

  172. Comment by PepeLp on July 31, 2014 8:03 am

    Morning children. Grrrrr, everybody on TV complaining about all the rain, and we still haven’t gotten much. It keeps hitting Albuquerque where they don’t really need it. Frustrating.

  173. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 31, 2014 8:11 am

    I am curious as to how Lois Lerner can write “asshole” in an email without it getting flagged by the system for profanity.

  174. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 8:11 am

    East Mtns is getting more rain than the West Side. Pepe, I would gladly give you guys all our rain and humidity. And thunder, lightning, and hail.

  175. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 31, 2014 8:15 am

    “The US is through; too many foreigners sucking the teat; time to hunker down, buy ammo and food, and prepare for the end.”

    I am perfectly fine with the liberals doing nothing to prepare for any emergency.

  176. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 8:22 am

    What did Romacita do yesterday that I missed??

  177. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:24 am

    Showed us what space does to NOMEX

  178. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 8:26 am

    We had about 3 inches more rain than average for July. Usually by now the lawn is slowing down and brown in spots. Not this year.

  179. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 8:30 am

    Paula’s dad cuts hay and has had a hard time getting it in this year. He needs a good stretch of dry weather to cut it, bale it up and load it in the barn.

  180. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:31 am

    she was on nasa live, showing us results of materials testing from space

  181. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 8:31 am

    There’s another step in there called “tetting” which sounds dirty but isn’t.

  182. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:32 am

    growing too fast, Jimbro? My brother has the same problem some years.

  183. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:32 am

    tetting, otherwise known as turning it over.

  184. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 8:35 am

    Dammit. Was it recorded? I’d love to see her again.

  185. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:37 am

    cyn posted a link in the last poat, but I didn’t see the archives. wiserbud said he recorded it.

  186. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 8:37 am

    I had to look it up Jay. Paula says it like I should know what it means. Try using the word tetting in a conversation with a non farmer and see what happens.

  187. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 8:38 am

    i’m going to be very busy tetting today.

  188. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:40 am

    Old farmers like to use terms like that, to confuse anyone else.

  189. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 8:44 am

    Jargon. Jargon.

    It’s a funny word.

  190. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 8:50 am

    Lauraw – i’m going to pickle beans tonight if I get everything done. I. Have. So. Many.

    I may even use them for tetting.

  191. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 8:59 am

    I have so much $hit to do today. I’d better get tetting.

  192. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 9:06 am

    I hate you all so very much.

  193. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 9:06 am

    Tetaholic

  194. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 9:13 am

    Yay! MST3K just started on West Coast HBO.

  195. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:14 am

    Sorry, gal. Was reading.

    Finally get a beautiful day with a small workload so I can get things done around here, and my back is fucked up again.

    I just can’t even.

  196. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 9:18 am

    I’ll come help you Lauraw. What do you need me to do?

  197. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:21 am

    Clean my house, weed my garden, tie up the tomatoes, pull down the old pea vines, turn over that raised bed, fix the pond rock edge, pull my waterlilies up from the depths and vacuum the muck out of the bottom of the pond and the gravel shelf! THANK YOU!!

  198. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:22 am

    Robin pool party.

  199. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:28 am

    I don’t see you working in my yard yet, Missy.
    *pops another ibuprofen*

  200. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 9:33 am

    Sorry your back is messed up.

  201. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:34 am

    I’m an idiot, Oso.

  202. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:35 am

    …but thanks.

  203. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 9:39 am

    I don’t see you working in my yard yet, Missy.
    *pops another ibuprofen*

    I’m way in the back.

    *shakes branch

    See me?

    GAAHHHHHH …. SEND HELP …

    you didn’t mention the mosquito swarms.

  204. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:41 am

    We have the Mosquito Magnet. No swarms. That thing is incredible. We could never enjoy our yard without it.

  205. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 9:41 am

    Dan is still on light duty, but the GM wants him supervising and doing administrative work in his area. Guess who thought he could stock bananas on Tuesday?

  206. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 9:52 am

    Bananas are heavy.

  207. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 10:01 am

    They weigh less than his 30# restriction. So do cherry flats. See also peaches. At least we have the Club size ibuprofen at home.

  208. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 10:10 am

    So, I haven’t really been following this Ray Rice situation very closely, but let me see if I got this straight:

    A player in the NFL can beat his fiance unconscious, in public, and he gets a two game suspension, whereas a team owner in the NBA says something supposedly racist, in private, and he gets suspended for life and is forced to sell his team.

    Have I got that right?

  209. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 10:19 am

    Yes.

  210. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 10:19 am

    Come on, it’s not like he plays for the Chiefs, it’s the World Champion Baltimore Ravens!

    Ray Lewis used to play there.

  212. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 10:21 am

    The fiancé is now his wife. (Like THAT is supposed to erase the beating). Bobby Cox was inducted into the baseball HoF this past wknd.

  213. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 10:22 am

    it’s the World Champion Baltimore Ravens!

    Ah. Well, then now it makes much more sense.

    Nice to see that someone has finally stepped up and filled the “violent thug” role left empty with the retirement of Ray Lewis.

  214. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 10:23 am

    http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/07/roger-goodell-fines-ray-rices-wife-500000-role-getting-knocked

    I really feel sorry for people who write parody these days.

    It’s really getting more and more difficult every day.

  215. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 10:24 am

    The fiancé is now his wife.

    awwwwwww….. this story just keeps getting sweeter every second.

    *wipes tear from eye

  216. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 10:26 am

    Plenty of candidates for that role.

  217. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 10:42 am

    My daughter is driving as I type . If you never hear from me again, know that I loved most of you .

  218. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 11:04 am

    “Have I got that right?”

    It wasn’t racist.

  219. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 11:21 am

    Heh, looks like Stephen A Smith in ESPN stepped in it. He got suspended for a week, saying something like “she could have prevented it.”

  220. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 11:24 am

    If he were white they would have charged him with attempted murder.

  221. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 11:26 am

    Jay, by that same token, the guy talks for a living. He should have known better.

  222. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:30 am

    So the ESPN commenter gets suspended half as long as the brutal attacker, just for saying something stupid?

  223. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 11:36 am

    It’s the RAVENS, xbrad!

  224. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:36 am

    So you’re saying the ESPN commenter should have gotten 2 weeks suspension?

  225. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 11:37 am

    He said something stupid against one of the anointed class, and he’s in the lowest caste, XBrad.

  226. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 11:39 am

    If he were white they would have charged him with attempted murder.

    Sounds about right.

    Remember this guy?

    http://tinyurl.com/n4tm7wl

  227. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 11:45 am

    HA! Look where that article came from.

    Incognito was a TeaRepublican.

  228. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 11:46 am

    I don’t think anybody should be fined or suspended. The NFL is not the morality police, nor the defender of battered women, the champion of the bullied, or the great equalizer for homosexual football players.

    No criminal charges, no suspension. No conviction, no penalty.

    I’m sorry Ray Rice is a fucking dirt-bag who hits his wife. I’m sorry his wife is an idiot gold-digger who married him anyway. I’m sorry NFL fans in general defend the indefensible and cheer for bad people who are good players. I just don’t think the league should be judging and reacting to these things without criminal charges and a court of law providing evidence and prosecuting crimes.

  229. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:47 am

    I have no problem with a private entity imposing discipline via suspension and banning. I just wish there was some level of consistency.

  230. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 11:47 am

    Teapublican. It’s all political and they never stop.

  231. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 11:48 am

    Who made Pups the voice of reason?

  232. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 11:51 am

    Teapublican. It’s all political and they never stop.

    I didn’t even notice that.

    Idiots.

  234. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 11:55 am

    I was laughing so hard when Tara Reid got her hand bitten off.

    And then when she explained how the shark knew her? wow.

  235. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 11:58 am

    The NFL is not the morality police, nor the defender of battered women, the champion of the bullied, or the great equalizer for homosexual football players.

  236. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 12:04 pm

    DAMMIT! My hotel didn’t have SyFy. NO SPOILERS!

  237. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 12:08 pm

    Yeah, either you want players to present a good example of morality to young people (and impartially fire the guys that violate the image), or you stay out of it and let the law prevail. Political correctness theater + halfassing ‘enforcement’ depending on how valuable the player is, is not helping their credibility as a policing institution for the sport..

  238. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:10 pm

    *writes in Lauraw’s name for President of the Universe*

  239. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 12:13 pm

    If elected my first act would be to give Cyn an army and a dumptruck full of diamonds.

    Only good things can possibly flow from these actions.

  240. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:19 pm

    their credibility as a policing institution for the sport..

    *snicker

    You said “credibility.”

    *snicker

  241. Comment by jam2 on July 31, 2014 12:19 pm

    Wiser, do you have time for lunch today? I’m in Cheshire – got done earlier than expected.

  242. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 12:25 pm

    Wiser is a scam.

  243. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:26 pm

    Wiser, do you have time for lunch today? I’m in Cheshire – got done earlier than expected.

    Unfortunately, I have a pretty important demo coming up at 1.

    Next time?

  244. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:26 pm

    If elected my first act would be to give Cyn an army and a dumptruck full of diamonds.

    Wooo Hooo! Yeah bay-bee!

    *frets about where I’m going to put all the diamonds*

  245. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:27 pm

    *frets about where I’m going to put all the diamonds*

    [original response deleted. insert alternate comment]

    Hi, Cyn. How are you today?

  246. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:29 pm

    Zip it, wiserbub.

  247. Comment by jam2 on July 31, 2014 12:29 pm

    Good luck on the demo!
    I’ll be back in September I think. I’ ll try to give you more than five minutes notice.

  248. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 12:31 pm

    Break a leg, Wiser!

  249. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:31 pm

    I’ll be back in September I think. I’ ll try to give you more than five minutes notice.

    Cool! Sounds like a plan!

  250. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:32 pm

    Break a leg, Wiser!

    T’anks, sweets.

    Zip it, wiserbub.

    😛

  251. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 12:36 pm

    Ugh,

    Old-school cocktails may have been a bad choice.

    A little hair ‘o the dog and then back to bed.

  252. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 12:51 pm

    I hear Ann’s Deli is nice.

  253. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 12:52 pm

    Phat, did you catch Sharknado 2? It wasn’t as good (read: bad) as the first one.

  254. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 12:54 pm

  255. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 12:56 pm

    What was your verdict on Sharknado 2, Cyn?

  256. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 12:57 pm

    I hear Ann’s Deli is nice.

    Currently closed for 3 week vacation.

    But nice to hear the ads are working.

  257. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:00 pm

    Where did the deli go on vacation?

  258. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 1:01 pm

    I couldn’t stay up for the whole thing, but what I saw looked like it had excellent MST3K potential.

  259. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:02 pm

    The first one was so memorable. When he pulls the girl out of the shark at the end? Awesome.

    This one has a pretty funny ending, too.

  260. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 1:04 pm

    Jay, was flying last night (landed on the left coast around 9:30pm) so I missed it.

    I think they caught lightning in a bottle on the first one.

  261. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 1:06 pm

    Cyn,

    PHX layover next week. Get in late, staying by the airport, but have time for a cocktail. Will Email details later.

  262. Comment by wiserbud on July 31, 2014 1:07 pm

    Idiot daughter still an idiot.

    I tried to do a tune up on my truck this weekend. Was able to get everything except the wires. I needed to replace them because they were old and I broke the ends off of two of them while pulling them off the plugs.

    So I replace the plugs, and loosely reconnect SOME of the old wires to them, so I know where the new ones will go. Obviously, I can’t reconnect the broken ones. So there’s maybe 4 out of 8 plugs that are connected, while I wait for the wire set to come in. I also left the air filter off. No reason to replace that, since I’m not driving the truck until I get the wires anyway.

    This weekend, the check engine light came on in wiserdaughter’s car. She nearly freaks out. I explain to her that as long as it’s not flashing, she’s okay, just schedule an appointment to get it fixed.

    I had to work all day at the music store yesterday. I took wiserson’s car, because he’s in MA for the week. I get the wires on the way home and replace them on the truck.

    Wiserdaughter says to me while I’m doing this that the car was making a clicking noise. I asked her if she had made an appointment to get it fixed. She says “Not my car, your truck. I drove it to work today.”

    I said “That’s not possible.”

    “I did. I swear.”

    “You must have dreamed it. There’s no way that truck would run.”

    “I drove the truck to work. Honest.”

    I get the two wires with the broken ends and show them to her.

    “These need to be connected for the truck to run and they weren’t because they are broken.”

    “I drove the truck. Honest.”

    “Okay, I’m not gonna waste time having this argument.” and I go back outside to finish wiring the truck, When I get done, I grab the keys to start the truck.

    I get in…

    and I have to slide the seat back..

    Okay, that’s weird.

    Then I start the truck…

    and one of her stations is tuned in on the radio.

    So I go back inside and say “So when you drove the truck, how did it run?”

    “Oh, it was really slow and had no acceleration. It also sounded really weird. It kept making popping sounds.”

    Yeah, she drove the truck.

  263. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 1:08 pm

    Which end of the shark did he pull the girl out of?

  264. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:10 pm

    Haha, the middle.

    After he chain sawed into it.

  265. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 1:11 pm

    Idiot daughter still an idiot.

    I tried to do a tune up on my truck this weekend. Was able to get everything except the wires. I needed to replace them because they were old and I broke the ends off of two of them while pulling them off the plugs.

    So I replace the plugs, and loosely reconnect SOME of the old wires to them, so I know where the new ones will go.

    Obviously, I can’t reconnect the broken ones. So there’s maybe 4 out of 8 plugs that are connected, while I wait for the wire set to come in. I also left the air filter off. No reason to replace that, since I’m not driving the truck until I get the wires anyway.

    This weekend, the check engine light came on in wiserdaughter’s car. She nearly freaks out. I explain to her that as long as it’s not flashing, she’s okay, just schedule an appointment to get it fixed.

    I had to work all day at the music store yesterday. I took wiserson’s car, because he’s in MA for the week. I get the wires on the way home and replace them on the truck.

    Wiserdaughter says to me while I’m doing this that the car was making a clicking noise. I asked her if she had made an appointment to get it fixed. She says “Not my car, your truck. I drove it to work today.”

    I said “That’s not possible.”

    “I did. I swear.”

    “You must have dreamed it. There’s no way that truck would run.”

    “I drove the truck to work. Honest.”

    I get the two wires with the broken ends and show them to her.

    “These need to be connected for the truck to run and they weren’t because they are broken.”

    “I drove the truck. Honest.”

    “Okay, I’m not gonna waste time having this argument.” and I go back outside to finish wiring the truck, When I get done, I grab the keys to start the truck.

    I get in…

    and I have to slide the seat back..

    Okay, that’s weird.

    Then I start the truck…

    and one of her stations is tuned in on the radio.

    So I go back inside and say “So when you drove the truck, how did it run?”

    “Oh, it was really slow and had no acceleration. It also sounded really weird. It kept making popping sounds.”

    Yeah, she drove the truck.

    Awesome story. Would read again.

  266. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:14 pm

    Idiot daughter still an idiot.
    I tried to do a tune up on my truck this weekend. Was able to get everything except the wires. I needed to replace them because they were old and I broke the ends off of two of them while pulling them off the plugs.
    So I replace the plugs, and loosely reconnect SOME of the old wires to them, so I know where the new ones will go. Obviously, I can’t reconnect the broken ones. So there’s maybe 4 out of 8 plugs that are connected, while I wait for the wire set to come in. I also left the air filter off. No reason to replace that, since I’m not driving the truck until I get the wires anyway.
    This weekend, the check engine light came on in wiserdaughter’s car. She nearly freaks out. I explain to her that as long as it’s not flashing, she’s okay, just schedule an appointment to get it fixed.
    I had to work all day at the music store yesterday. I took wiserson’s car, because he’s in MA for the week. I get the wires on the way home and replace them on the truck.
    Wiserdaughter says to me while I’m doing this that the car was making a clicking noise. I asked her if she had made an appointment to get it fixed. She says “Not my car, your truck. I drove it to work today.”
    I said “That’s not possible.”
    “I did. I swear.”
    “You must have dreamed it. There’s no way that truck would run.”
    “I drove the truck to work. Honest.”
    I get the two wires with the broken ends and show them to her.
    “These need to be connected for the truck to run and they weren’t because they are broken.”
    “I drove the truck. Honest.”
    “Okay, I’m not gonna waste time having this argument.” and I go back outside to finish wiring the truck, When I get done, I grab the keys to start the truck.
    I get in…
    and I have to slide the seat back..
    Okay, that’s weird.
    Then I start the truck…
    and one of her stations is tuned in on the radio.
    So I go back inside and say “So when you drove the truck, how did it run?”
    “Oh, it was really slow and had no acceleration. It also sounded really weird. It kept making popping sounds.”
    Yeah, she drove the truck.

    Ok, there you go, Hotspur!

  267. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 1:14 pm

    PHX layover next week. Get in late, staying by the airport, but have time for a cocktail. Will Email details later.

    Cool – depending on day/time, I am THERE.

  268. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:14 pm

    If anyone else wants to read it, let me know.

  270. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 1:20 pm

    Phat, you can’t tell her the monkey story or the deer story until TITS.

  271. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 1:22 pm

    Gah. Sick of stuff today, no tolerance or patience. Mantra not working.

  272. Comment by MJ on July 31, 2014 1:25 pm

    My life is awesome.

  273. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 1:26 pm

    Xbrad,

    Not sure if I will make it to TITS.

    Eldest phatspawn has a campus visit to mizzou that I need to be home for. That crimps my schedule requests a bit.

    I will try and get a PHX layover for the weekend.

  274. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 1:31 pm

    As long as Mrs. Phat makes it. She probably tells the monkey story and the deer story better than you anyway.

  275. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 1:33 pm

    My life is awesome.

    *grinds teeth*

  276. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 1:34 pm

    Not sure if I will make it to TITS.

    This shall not be permitted.

  277. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 1:37 pm

    That’s quit a lump of excrement in that link, Hotspur.

  278. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 1:45 pm

    I thought you’d like it.

  279. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 1:46 pm

    Obviously Phatspawn needs to come as well so she can check out Arizona State University.

  280. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 2:01 pm

    *ding*

    OH! The muffins are done! Let me get them up on the counter to cool.

  281. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 2:06 pm

    Hmm, I wonder which gif is the actual events, Cyn’s, or Pupster’s.

    *ponders

  282. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 2:07 pm

    Both phatspawn are pretty solid chicks.

    They’ve been raised by me. They can handle you cretins.

    COAlex: after graduating from a military college and then being sent to flight school next to ASU, some oats were sown.

    Had a great time, but don’t want to pay for my daughter to go there.

  283. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 2:09 pm

    Obviously Phatspawn needs to come as well so she can check out Arizona State University.

    Yes, yes… please come and consider ASU.

  284. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 2:10 pm

    ASU is a scam.

  285. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 2:14 pm

    It mighta made it on a party school list once.

  286. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 2:16 pm

    COAlex: after graduating from a military college and then being sent to flight school next to ASU, some oats were sown.

    “Dad, my roommate is so awesome and we’re completely alike. We even look alike!”

  287. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2014 2:17 pm

    So, I see no one was concerned that I could have died in a fiery crash while my daughter was driving the car.

    This is why we can’t have nice things Mare left us. Lack of concern.

  288. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 2:18 pm

    So, I see no one was concerned that I could have died in a fiery crash while my daughter was driving the car.

    It’s a rite of passage for all parents. Besides, my sister has killed five cars, so if I can survive, so can you.

  289. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 2:19 pm

    I’ll just leave this here for Carin.

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/30/the-republican-occupation-of-detroit.html

  290. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 2:20 pm

    So far she’s looking at Mizzou, Illinois and Purdue.

    Trying to get her to look at Marquette, but she’s a stubborn kid.

    Hot and very stubborn.

    She’s gonna make some guy very unhappy.

  291. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 2:23 pm

    Question for any handymen or handy women here:

    I’ve got some metal patio furniture bought used a few years ago. There is some rust forming on it. What’s the best way to get the rust off? (We have a pressure washer). Then what’s the best paint to cover it up again? Any particular brand of spray paint?

  292. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 2:27 pm

    Best way to get the rust off is to sand it or scrape it. Then prime with Rustoleum primer, then lightly sand the whole thing, and paint with exterior enamel of your choice of color.

  293. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 2:28 pm

    I prefer brushing instead of spraying.

  294. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 2:31 pm

    Just do your best with a wire brush and hit the bad spots with Rustoleum ‘rusty metal primer’ before painting.

  295. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 2:34 pm

    Thanks, I pictured the wire brush but Paula mentioned the pressure washer as an option. It’s a pretty good set but we leave it out year round and the weather is getting ahead of us.

  296. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 2:35 pm

    FAT BASTARD!! The fucker just walked out from the patio to the birdbath. Right in front of me. And me, laid up, unarmed, have to just watch.

    UGH!! I hates that whistlepig!!

  297. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 2:36 pm

    Make your kids scrub it with their toothbrushes and Crest.

  298. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 2:44 pm

    XBrad, we have a hard enough time getting them to brush their teeth. I’ve never seen kids as distracted from a task as when we ask them to brush their teeth. Momma usually needs to ask out loud “Dude, what smells like ass? Oh, it’s your mouth! Get in there and brush!”

  299. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 2:47 pm

  300. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 2:48 pm

    I shouldn’t talk. 3 weeks of trapping an no skunks have yet to fall for it.

  301. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 2:49 pm

    Send Nessie out there, She’ll find the skunk!

  302. Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2014 2:50 pm

    Jimbro, you can get a wire brush bit for your drill – it will clean off the rust exceptionally well. And then light sanding (with emery paper, not sand paper) before washing, priming and painting. Rustoleum sells their stuff in quart cans – buy a cheap brush and toss it when done. You can’t clean that shit out of a brush worth a damn.

  303. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 2:51 pm

    Foam brushes work good.

  304. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 2:52 pm

    Looks like we got Lackey from ya, Jimbro. You get Allen Craig and Joe Kelly.

  305. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 2:54 pm

    Great advice AD, thanks!

    I’m making a shopping list for HD as we speak.

  306. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 2:56 pm

    At this point they’re only looking to 2015.

  307. Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2014 3:07 pm

    Anyone with travel experience to San Francisco? The SF or Oak airport? And what’s the least hassle way to get from the airport to a Union Square hotel?

  309. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 3:38 pm

    SFO. Last time I stayed on Union Square it was the St. Francis, and they had a shuttle.

  310. Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2014 3:39 pm

    Oakland is usually cheaper, but you’ll have to take BART to the City.

  311. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 3:39 pm

    Evan Sayet’s monologue at Ace’s is hilarious.

  312. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 3:57 pm

    killing poats softly with my song

  313. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 4:09 pm

    Is Fat Bastard still out there taunting you?

  314. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 4:09 pm

    I could have taken the post out, but I didn’t, because of civilian casualties.

  315. Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2014 4:28 pm

    There are no innocents here, Jay.

    Oh, you said civilians. Wait, there is no one that is civil and/or civilized here.

  316. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 4:46 pm

    No, he ate some lawn clover and waddled away.

  317. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 4:50 pm

    Scott?

  318. Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2014 4:56 pm

    I didn’t think Scott waddled.

  319. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 5:01 pm

    Only when he’s stuffed on lawn clover. Happens all the time.

  320. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 5:01 pm

    Lawn clover is surprisingly filling.

  321. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 5:06 pm

    Who knows a good book on Israeli battles? Years ago I read a book about a few of the battles and since they’re all at it again I’m looking to revisit the topic. Any good ones out there?

  322. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 5:20 pm

    Yeah, after reading Hotspur’s link on the Talking Heads political spewings, I’d like to read up on textbook Israeli tank battles.

  323. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:21 pm

    Dang – I just got one of the best scam phone calls ever received:

    It’s a robotic voice for the fraud dept of Barclays MasterCard World Card asking me to contact them. I used to have an account with them many years ago so I listened and made notes… then I searched google with the two phone numbers provided. Impressive.

  324. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 5:23 pm

    i got an email from EZPass, looked pretty real.

    Until you hover over the links. Plus I’m not on EZPass.

  325. Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2014 5:25 pm

    I got an email from a hefty Russian gal who wants to marry me.

  326. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:30 pm

    Have you set a date yet? I can’t wait to hear where you’re registered!

  327. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 5:30 pm

    EZPass contacts me about every week or two. I’m not a pass holder either. It shows up in my spam folder.

  328. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 5:32 pm

    I get a lot of penis enlargement emails. I just forward them to agiledog.

  329. Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2014 5:34 pm

    No date yet. I asked if she knows how to make borsht. I haven’t heard back.

  330. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:34 pm

    In other news, I successfully opened the bottom of a pocket on The Axeman’s school pants and then added velcro back to the pocket on the sewing machine without sewing my fingers anywhere on the pants! Wooo Hooo *high five’s self*

  331. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 5:35 pm

    Cyn’s a seamstress?

    *swoons*

  332. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:36 pm

    Fuck the borsht – ask how many cases of vodka she’s bringing over.

  333. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 5:36 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/q75cbmn

  334. Comment by Hotspur on July 31, 2014 5:37 pm

    You are enabling your son to play pocket pool. Hope he doesn’t try for away games.

  335. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:38 pm

    Oh dear lawdy, Jimbro, I am no such thing. In fact the sewing kit and machine are my nemesis (nemeses? nemesii??).

    He’s started wearing his insulin infusion set on the top of his thigh and if he has PE, he’ll remove the set plug-in and his pump for a few minutes to play or do whatever sport. Aaaannnndddd, he’s now putting in this set w/o any assistance whatsoever! *fist pumps*

  336. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:39 pm

    Pocket Pool… oh God what have I done!??!

  337. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 5:42 pm

    Kid run.

  338. Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2014 5:50 pm

    Hope he doesn’t try for away games.

    With the new setup, sounds more like he has to worry about the visiting team.

  339. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 5:52 pm

    Pocket Pool… oh God what have I done!??!

    Slutty tramps the county over thank you.

  340. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 6:12 pm

    Video of Car in.

  341. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2014 6:44 pm

    *click*

    *BANG*

    Where’s the shovel?

  342. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 7:00 pm

    Pouch pool:

  343. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 7:16 pm

    When the weather gets cold I’m gonna try my hand at cochinita pibil. Has anybody had it or made it? Are the banana leaves absolutely necessary? I have no idea where I would go here, to buy banana leaves.

  344. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:22 pm

    I’ve never made it. I would imagine you could get banana leaves online.

  345. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 7:23 pm

    I had to look it up. Nope, never had it. The allrecipes dot com recipe didn’t call for banana leaves but had something called achiote paste. I found that on Amazon. Looks like its annato and tomato and spices. All on all, it looks tasty with or without banana leaves.

  346. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 7:25 pm

    Oh, I read the actual directions under the ingredients. Banana leaves are REQUIRED !!!!

  347. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:25 pm

    My CiL ordered Ti leaves online for authentic Kalua pork. Kalua pork recipe said to substitute 4-5 whole bananas for banana leaf???? and aluminum foil for Ti leaves.

  348. Comment by phat on July 31, 2014 7:27 pm

    AgileDog,

    Did you not read that I am In SFO now?

    Go to SFO,there is a BART link at the airport.

  349. Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2014 7:28 pm

    Does Mexico grow bananas? Yes, they do.

    “The bulk of bananas grown in Mexico are consumed fresh locally. As discussed in the International Symposium on Bananas and Food Security, only 5 percent of the banana crop is exported from Mexico (118,000 tons in 1997).”

    Read more : http://www.ehow.com/facts_7453168_bananas-exported-mexico.html

  350. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:33 pm

    I H8 bananas.

  351. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:44 pm

    When I fill Click & Pull orders for Members, I’m always shocked that they expect associates to choose produce for them. I would totes do bread and produce as exceptions. I don’t even know what to look for when produce shopping. I just toss everything into a box. Most boring thing ever? Going to a farmer’s market with Dan. $20

  352. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:45 pm

    Still makes me giggle to see Dan’s pickled eggs. He would Bobby Cox me into next week if he knew.

  353. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:46 pm

    He was calling me Janay today. I told him my new name was Lorena. Domestic violence jokes.

  354. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 7:51 pm

    Ebola patients, get your Ebola patients here!

  355. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:53 pm

    I just saw the monkey movie. Not funny!!!

  356. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 7:55 pm

    1918 Influenza killed my great aunt in BFE NM. She was 10. They didn’t even have paved roads or cars. Lots of deaths in the valle.

  357. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 7:58 pm

    I think we should let all these poor illegal alien children in:

    http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-usc-attack-suspect-20140731-story.html

  358. Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2014 8:08 pm

    Did anybody find out that they actually wouldn’t like anybody else if they just gave them a chance today?

  359. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 8:08 pm

    USC is rayciss.

  360. Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2014 8:09 pm

    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/2kRGlHt

  361. Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2014 8:31 pm
  362. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 8:37 pm

    That baby’s got a cute little snugglebuddy.

  363. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 8:38 pm

    Awwww…

  364. Comment by bcochran81 on July 31, 2014 8:39 pm

    OMG.

    That vicious dog is trying to kill that kid. He’s trying to smother him!!!!

  365. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2014 8:42 pm

    Crossfit games on ESPN!

    Anyone seen Car in today? She did say she had a lot to do.

  366. Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2014 8:44 pm

    Dan is being mean. He’s watching baseball to keep me from watching Frozen. He never watches baseball without making negative comments. Angels/O’s, so pretty good game.

  367. Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2014 8:45 pm

    I know. Cutest goddamn thing I saw all week.

  368. Comment by MJ on July 31, 2014 9:02 pm

    Just wait a goddamn minute.

  369. Comment by bcochran81 on July 31, 2014 9:02 pm

    *waits*

  370. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 9:07 pm

    It’s been more than a minute.

  371. Comment by Tushar on July 31, 2014 9:13 pm

    So, I am a bit drunk and on the bus home after drinking some fine single malt at the expense of my employer.
    So, I broke my ‘one drink only at company events’ and had a bit more.
    And I got into a bit of hostage mode.

    I realizedthat typical hostage material is C K Louis level stuff fr most people

  372. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 31, 2014 9:13 pm

    Asking me to train two useless people how to run hundred-thousand dollar pieces of equipment in the middle of crunch time for eight different projects is like asking me to teach you how to shoot after the battle has already started and the bullets are flyin’.

  373. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 9:18 pm

    Roamy?

    http://tinyurl.com/ovgqx9w

  374. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2014 9:26 pm

    Home. Cocktails and Hulu. Sleeping soon.

  375. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 31, 2014 9:26 pm

    Hahahahaha, XBrad. Yes.

    The co-op believes the coffee sign.

  376. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 31, 2014 9:47 pm

    Watching “Back to School”. Rodney Dangerfield has some good lines, and I love the Kurt Vonnegut cameo.

  377. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 10:03 pm

    That crossfit video was hilarity.

  378. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 10:10 pm

    Dinner was had.

  379. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 10:20 pm

    Back to School. Another great Billy Zabka tour de force.

  380. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 10:28 pm

    I have the next two days off, and 5 of the next 7.

  381. Comment by bcochran81 on July 31, 2014 10:29 pm

    Bad news, scott, you’ve contracted ebola. You’ll be dead in a couple days.

    Can I have your time off?

  382. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 10:32 pm

    This calls for a brisket.

  383. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 10:36 pm

    Ebola calls for brisket?

  384. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 10:37 pm

    7 of the next 10 days!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0G9mhw9Aos&feature=youtu.be

  385. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 10:42 pm

    You should make bacon.

  386. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 10:44 pm

    That takes a couple of weeks.

    tldmb

  387. Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2014 10:51 pm

    Damn

  388. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 10:51 pm

    So, I am a bit drunk and on the bus home after drinking some fine single malt at the expense of my employer.
    So, I broke my ‘one drink only at company events’ and had a bit more.
    And I got into a bit of hostage mode.

    I realized that typical hostage material is C K Louis level stuff fr most people

    Drunken Hindus automatically get wide berth from US PC monitors, and the actual police. It’s kind of annoying, unless you’re having a parking lot party. In which case it is fucking awesome

  389. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:21 pm

    I saw Drunken Hindus open for…. shit, I forget.

  391. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 11:39 pm

    tldmb = too long didn’t make bacon

  392. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:48 pm

    Laura, why did you fail Scott? Why did you not have the bacon brined and ready for him?

  393. Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2014 11:50 pm

    because of your mom

  394. Comment by scott on July 31, 2014 11:50 pm

    Because she hurt her back.
    Helping me.

    I need a new lumper.

  395. Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2014 11:55 pm

    It’s pretty damn dead in here tonight. If you guys are counting on me to liven it up, you’re screwed.

  396. Comment by TexasJew on August 1, 2014 12:08 am

    Balls

    Just had to say that

  397. Comment by xbradtc on August 1, 2014 12:26 am

    Cubes.

  398. Comment by Sean M. on August 1, 2014 4:18 am

    My love is yours, baby, oh, right from the start
    You, you, you posses my derp now, honey
    And I know, I know you own my heart

  399. Comment by Jimbro on August 1, 2014 5:41 am

    Happy Friday…August 1st

    Grab some summer while you can!

  400. Comment by Pupster on August 1, 2014 5:58 am

    Grab some summer BIG BOOBS while you can!


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